いたジャン！2024年10月15日 ▽詐欺師撃退術＆直伝激うまチャーハン
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00:00All Japan Scoop Meeting!
00:07I'm going to get mad.
00:09You don't know, do you?
00:11He's finally going to get mad.
00:14This is really good!
00:21This is the meeting where reporters who have been covering one thing for a long time announce the best scoop of their lives.
00:26Today is Go Heartless Special.
00:28Here are the amazing scammers.
00:38Now, let's introduce our beloved reporters.
00:42First, this person.
00:45A miracle of 74 minutes, a fierce battle with the scoop message.
00:50What is that?
00:51It's very realistic.
00:53Now, who is this?
00:57It can't be.
00:58It can't be.
00:59It's me.
01:01Until now, we've introduced 50,000 yen travel, soba noodles, and dumplings.
01:05The editor-in-chief of Rocket News, Go Heartless!
01:09I wonder if there will be a more cyber-type person.
01:12It's annoying to say, are you here again?
01:15Familiar.
01:17Mr. Heartless, we have introduced various things, including 50,000 yen travel.
01:22I have also been a commentator of annoying e-mails on Rocket News.
01:27That's amazing.
01:29I am a commentator of annoying e-mails.
01:31I have a long career.
01:34I have been a commentator of annoying e-mails for more than 10 years.
01:38Now, it's annoying DM.
01:41Since the age of annoying e-mails, I have been fighting with annoying e-mails.
01:46So, I have made it clear that I am a commentator.
01:49You are a detective.
01:50I have been doing it for the sake of the world and the people.
01:53I see.
01:55The last one was annoying.
01:57The character changes according to the theme.
01:59So, this time, it's not about targeting Chinen.
02:03That's right.
02:04Chinen, you always say I'm annoying.
02:07But it doesn't ring at all.
02:10This time, let's pull it out.
02:13His chin is sticking out.
02:15Let's pull it out.
02:17It's like love.
02:19If you can't push it, pull it out.
02:21This time, we will introduce annoying e-mails.
02:25So, let's take a look at Hattori's 74-minute fight.
02:30First, let's look at this.
02:32Messages from annoying e-mails.
02:34One evening, a message came from Hattori's friend, Yusuke Hori.
02:39That's right.
02:41It was a little different from what I expected.
02:43That's right.
02:44This is common.
02:46Hattori is a middle-aged man.
02:49But he has a different tone.
02:51He doesn't say things like,
02:53Can you buy this for me?
02:55I see.
02:56I thought it was strange.
02:57So, I looked at Hattori's other SNS.
03:00Hattori said,
03:01I'm sorry. I was taken advantage of.
03:04I'm still being taken advantage of. I'm sorry.
03:06He apologized to everyone.
03:08So, it hasn't been resolved yet.
03:11Don't talk to me the same way.
03:13I'm sorry.
03:15I don't know who's talking.
03:18I don't know who's talking.
03:21I'm sorry.
03:23But it's my turn.
03:25Leave it to me.
03:26I see.
03:27And then, I'm going to attack.
03:29Were you aiming for this?
03:30I was aiming for this.
03:31This was about 10 years ago.
03:34It was very popular.
03:36It was very popular back then.
03:38There were a lot of people fighting.
03:40But not everyone won.
03:43But I was ready.
03:45I was ready.
03:46Finally!
03:47Finally!
03:48So, I'm going to attack.
03:50The match has begun.
03:51Round 1.
03:52The time is 18 minutes and 19 seconds.
03:54It's going to start.
03:56Can you buy this for me?
03:58Are you going to go to the convenience store right away?
04:00Yes.
04:01You're going to ride it?
04:02Yes, I'm going to ride it.
04:03Do you have this?
04:04This is a must-have item.
04:05It's a must-have item.
04:06This is a must-have item.
04:07This is a must-have item.
04:08If you don't react right away, you'll run away.
04:10So, I'm going to go right away.
04:12That's what I did.
04:14You pretended to be fooled.
04:15That's right.
04:16But you reacted really fast.
04:17It only took a minute.
04:18Yes.
04:19I thought, I got it.
04:20Right away.
04:21So, I said, I got it.
04:22It's 10,000 yen.
04:23And then, the time starts.
04:25Actually, I had a card.
04:27I said, buy me a card.
04:29I was trying to buy time.
04:31I see.
04:32You bought it.
04:33I bought it.
04:34I see.
04:35You bought it.
04:36You bought it.
04:37I said, can you send it to me?
04:39And you said, yes.
04:41You said, yes.
04:42You said, yes.
04:43It's not the attitude to ask people for something.
04:44It's a familiar feeling, but it's a little different.
04:46It's completely different.
04:47You said, yes.
04:48You said, yes.
04:49You said, yes.
04:50You said, yes.
04:51You said, yes.
04:52You said, yes.
04:53The time is 18 minutes and 37 seconds.
04:55The time is 18 minutes and 37 seconds.
04:57The article says,
04:58If this happens, I have no choice but to do it.
05:01The first part of the article.
05:03I don't think it's in there.
05:05So...
05:06First of all, I sent 10 light jabs instead of greetings.
05:09That's a lot.
05:10That's a lot.
05:11That's a lot.
05:12Here it is.
05:14Self-portrait?
05:15What?
05:16What is it?
05:17What is it?
05:18Self-portrait?
05:19Self-portrait?
05:20While I was sending it,
05:22The distance is getting closer.
05:23I started to see the recording next to the photo.
05:26So, the fake Hori is checking my continuous photos.
05:29He is.
05:30He wants to see the number.
05:32He wants to see the back of the card.
05:34Normally, I would just send one card.
05:37But I took too many pictures.
05:40I was nervous.
05:41My hands were shaking.
05:42I didn't have time to choose.
05:45I was like, what should I do?
05:46I sent them all.
05:48I sent them all and looked at them.
05:51And I said,
05:52I still have more. Please wait a little longer.
05:54I said, I still have more.
05:57That's a lot.
05:58It's a lot.
05:59It's interesting.
06:00The third round.
06:01The time is 18 minutes and 38 seconds.
06:04There is only one way to use the whole body including the face.
06:11There is only one way?
06:12What?
06:15What are you doing?
06:17What?
06:18What are you doing?
06:21Does that mean you are still acting?
06:23Yes, I'm still acting.
06:29I can't see it.
06:30That means he won't take off the sticker.
06:33That's what it means.
06:34I got it.
06:35It doesn't make sense.
06:36It doesn't make sense.
06:37There is a sticker on the back of the card.
06:40There is a number on the back of the sticker.
06:42He wants to see it.
06:43He wants to see it.
06:44But I don't understand it.
06:46I know there is a card.
06:47But I don't understand that there is a number on the back of the sticker.
06:52I see.
06:53Is this it?
06:54Is this it?
06:55He uses a chopstick.
06:56Is this it?
06:59He uses a chopstick.
07:00This is a chopstick.
07:01It's perfect.
07:02He uses a chopstick.
07:03He is pretending to be a fool.
07:05Is this right?
07:06Yes.
07:07Please open it.
07:10What is this?
07:11What is this?
07:12I will explain this.
07:14This is the back of the card.
07:17He hides the number on the back of the card.
07:22But he doesn't know where the number is.
07:24He doesn't know where the number is.
07:25He is very flustered.
07:28He sent a message to the card.
07:30Is this right?
07:32He checks the card again.
07:34He must be irritated.
07:36He is irritated.
07:37He took a picture of the card.
07:39He sent a message to the card.
07:41He is very flustered.
07:43He is flustered.
07:44He is angry.
07:45I can feel it a little bit.
07:47I can feel that he's a little bit irritated, but I think it's better to make him a little bit more irritated.
07:51Are you going to continue?
07:52The fourth round.
07:53It's 18.55, 36 minutes have passed.
07:56I got a message saying,
07:58You're not looking at me, you're looking at someone else's card.
08:00I'm on leave.
08:02He got a message.
08:03It probably means,
08:04I don't need a picture of your face, so hurry up and send me the number.
08:08That's probably what it means.
08:09That's probably what it means.
08:11It's a little suspicious.
08:13He's shaking his head.
08:17He's shaking his head.
08:19I'm trying to send you the number,
08:21but the camera angle is hopeless, and I can't see the numbers clearly.
08:25I see. He's looking at you, but...
08:26That's so funny.
08:27When I press shift,
08:28What's he doing?
08:29He's clearly showing that he's angry.
08:32You don't know, do you?
08:34He's finally angry.
08:35He's finally angry.
08:36He's finally angry.
08:37He's finally showing that he's angry.
08:38That's great.
08:39The match is heating up.
08:41From now on, it's a random battle.
08:43It's a man's mode that's too stupid and can't be shown well.
08:46I'm going to fight with all my might.
08:48That's right.
08:49He has a will to show it.
08:51He's trying to show it, so he's trying his best to take it.
08:55It's a coincidence that you can't see it with this tape.
08:59That's what he's doing.
09:00It's not going well.
09:02I think he's already found out about this.
09:04He hasn't found out yet.
09:05He hasn't found out yet.
09:06He hasn't found out yet.
09:07Now, the fifth round.
09:08Now, the fifth round.
09:09The time is 19 minutes and 10 seconds.
09:11What's going to happen?
09:12The opponent is sending a stamp of anger.
09:15It's finally a stamp.
09:16He can't stand it.
09:18He's angry.
09:19He's angry.
09:20He's really angry.
09:21What's going on?
09:22Why is he angry?
09:23He's angry.
09:25What should I do?
09:26I don't think I can do it well.
09:27He's translating this one, too.
09:29He's cute.
09:30He's being dragged.
09:31He's being dragged.
09:32He's dragging him a little.
09:33He's dragging him.
09:34That's great.
09:35Come on.
09:36Show it.
09:37Their hearts are connected.
09:39This is going to be a great match.
09:41But he hasn't responded for about 5 minutes.
09:43Oh, no.
09:44The opponent's stamina is at its limit.
09:46He's about to finish the match.
09:48And right after that, Misehori sent a stamp of anger in a row.
09:52He can't stop.
09:53He can't stop.
09:54A stamp of anger.
09:55Nine in a row.
09:56This anger is real.
09:57And at the same time, he's sad.
10:00Why?
10:01He's sad.
10:02He's sad.
10:03He can't do it well.
10:04He can't do it well.
10:05He's angry.
10:06He's angry.
10:07He's angry.
10:08He's angry.
10:09He's angry.
10:10Misehori-san.
10:11Wait a minute.
10:12Wait a minute.
10:13Is there anything else to do?
10:14Is there anything else to do?
10:15The final round.
10:16The time is 19 minutes 23 seconds and 64 minutes.
10:19So, I said, wait a minute.
10:21Stopping.
10:22Stopping.
10:23After stopping, I moved the card's number to the top of the screen and sent it to him.
10:29I pretended to do that.
10:31What?
10:32Oh?
10:33He did the white jump.
10:35He did the white jump.
10:36He's good at the white jump.
10:38He's good.
10:39After that, I recorded the white jump.
10:43And then, I did the rotation, enlargement, and contraction.
10:46I see.
10:47But he didn't read it and left the game.
10:51He used all the editing techniques.
10:53That's right.
10:54I used all the techniques.
10:56It's been 74 minutes since the bell rang.
10:58The finish hold was the white jump.
11:01And the technical knockout was the escape from the ring.
11:04That's how I finished my match.
11:07It was a good match.
11:08I want to fight somewhere again someday.
11:10Okay.
11:11Kan.
11:12Kan.
11:13It was a good match.
11:14It was a good story.
11:15There were a lot of techniques.
11:17Are you really bored?
11:20I'm not bored.
11:21I'm doing this for the sake of people.
11:22That's right.
11:23I'm doing this for the sake of people.
11:24But isn't it dangerous to show your face?
11:26That's true.
11:27It's okay to show my face.
11:29In my case.
11:30Why?
11:31I don't know.
11:33It's a matter of feeling.
11:34You don't have a reason.
11:35I don't have a reason.
11:36I think it's okay to show my face.
11:38But the phone number is really dangerous.
11:43I'll go when I go.
11:45You should never do this.
11:47That's right.
11:48There are many cases where you can't proceed unless you tell your phone number.
11:53I see.
11:54In my case, I sometimes go.
11:56In order to fight.
11:57In order to fight.
11:58In order to give advice to everyone.
11:59In order to die.
12:00In order to make this an article.
12:01That's right.
12:02There are many people like that.
12:05I still communicate with them.
12:07Always.
12:08Every day.
12:09Even now?
12:10Even now.
12:11Do you have an account for that?
12:12I have.
12:13You're serious.
12:14That's right.
12:15I have about 9,500 accounts.
12:18I only follow scammers.
12:20I have an account that I don't follow.
12:22Mr. Hatori, who seems to be a troublemaker, is always in contact with scammers.
12:27I can't hear you.
12:29Are you okay?
12:30Are you affected by your job?
12:31I'm fine.
12:32When I'm in trouble, I contact scammers right away.
12:37That's right.
12:38When I'm worried, lonely, or happy, I contact scammers right away.
12:44You're getting used to it.
12:46That's right.
12:47Mr. Hatori, you were worried when you wrote this article, right?
12:51That's right.
12:52I'm worried because I love fried rice.
12:56But I couldn't make it well.
12:59So, I asked him how to make fried rice.
13:03That's funny.
13:04That's funny.
13:05As a result, he ignored me.
13:08But Mr. Ishikawa, who has a suspicious job, responded to me.
13:14What did he say?
13:15Here's the article.
13:17Nice to meet you.
13:18My name is Mizuho Ishikawa.
13:22Nice to meet you.
13:23Nice to meet you, too.
13:25I support people who get attention.
13:28Our job is SNS.
13:30We can earn one million yen per day.
13:34Are you interested in this job?
13:36Mr. Ishikawa replied.
13:38By the way, do you have any tips for making delicious fried rice?
13:42It's sudden.
13:43It's unexpected.
13:44If you know, please tell us.
13:46Mr. Ishikawa replied.
13:47Please wait a moment.
13:49This is very rare.
13:52This is not common.
13:53It's not common.
13:54You have to be patient.
13:56But he replied in one turn.
13:58He replied in one turn.
13:59He replied in one turn.
14:01It's very rare.
14:02I thought he was asking an AI.
14:04I thought he was asking an AI.
14:05I thought he was asking an AI.
14:07Next, Mr. Koshi.
14:09I couldn't make delicious fried rice even though I asked my friend.
14:13You can participate in our job.
14:16You can earn money and buy it.
14:19Mr. Koshi replied.
14:21What I want to know is how to make fried rice.
14:25He is not interested in making money.
14:28Please tell me how to make fried rice.
14:30Once again.
14:31Once again, Mr. Koshi.
14:33One minute later.
14:34Here it is.
14:36It's here.
14:37This is...
14:39This is a great recipe.
14:42He is very good at it.
14:43This recipe is very compact.
14:47He is good at it.
14:49He sent me a recipe.
14:52He sent me a recipe.
14:54He wanted to make it.
14:57Of course.
14:58Here it is.
15:00Did you make it?
15:01Yes, I did.
15:02I have a cooking license.
15:05I have a cooking license.
15:07He said it.
15:09Do you know the recipe of fried rice?
15:11I know the recipe of fried rice.
15:12There are many kinds of fried rice.
15:16There are many kinds of fried rice.
15:18I wanted to know the recipe of fried rice.
15:20I analyzed the recipe of fried rice.
15:27I analyzed the recipe of fried rice.
15:28Here it is.
15:29Please explain the recipe.
15:32First, you need a large bowl of rice.
15:36There is one point.
15:39This amount of rice is not the amount of rice in Japan.
15:43What do you mean?
15:44This amount of rice is a little larger than that in Japan.
15:47I don't say the country.
15:49It's the amount of rice in a frozen food container.
15:55That's a lot.
15:57This person is not Japanese.
15:59That's right.
16:01This is 250g.
16:02That's right.
16:03This is a lot.
16:04Ham, egg, cucumber.
16:06This is rare.
16:08This is a lot of cucumber.
16:10This is 20g of green peas.
16:13This is a lot.
16:16Fried rice has a lot of green peas.
16:20This is a lot of green peas.
16:24This is a lot of green onions.
16:26This is a lot of shrimp.
16:29This is salt.
16:31This is oil.
16:33This is how to make it.
16:34Cut the ham, shrimp, and cucumber into small pieces.
16:36This is the point.
16:37This is shrimp.
16:38In Japanese fried rice, there is a lot of shrimp.
16:44If you eat shrimp three or four times, it's over.
16:46This recipe cuts shrimp into small pieces.
16:52This is also a point.
16:53Put the egg in a lot of oil.
16:56Remove the egg once.
16:59Normally, fried rice is coated with eggs.
17:05If you put an egg in it, you can put rice in it.
17:08Remove the egg once.
17:11This is not fried rice, but remove the egg once.
17:19This is also a point.
17:22Next, fry the green peas, shrimp, and ham.
17:27Fry the green peas until they are browned.
17:31Put rice in it.
17:33When the rice is hot, add eggs, green onions, and cucumbers.
17:40Adjust the taste.
17:41Next, shake the rice.
17:44Remove the water vapor from the rice.
17:46By removing the water vapor from the rice, the water will be drained.
17:51Shake the rice.
17:53This is completed.
17:56I made this.
17:58It looks delicious.
18:00The most important thing is cucumber.
18:02Cucumber contains heat.
18:05It looks delicious.
18:07However, when I ate it, the taste was very delicious.
18:18Without cucumbers, this fried rice would not be completed.
18:24Cucumber is very important.
18:26Shrimp is also important.
18:30This fried rice will be delicious for a long time.
18:32This fried rice will be delicious for a long time.
18:37This fried rice is very satisfying.
18:39This fried rice is very delicious.
18:41This is the fried rice that Mr. Sagi taught me.
18:44This is the first fried rice I've ever eaten.
18:46I have a comment.
18:48I've never thought green peas were delicious.
18:50This fried rice is crispy.
18:52This fried rice has the texture of cucumber.
18:54This fried rice has the texture of cucumber.
18:56Cucumber is not insignificant for fried rice.
18:58I add seasonings to this fried rice.
19:00It is a taste that is good for the restaurant.
19:03I have lived in China for a few months and know.
19:06There was this fried rice.
19:08It's a taste of that kind of fried rice.
19:10I was impressed.
19:12It's a comment that has gradually moved to the other side.
19:16It's like a comment that has been translated into a tongue twister.
19:19Let's continue.
19:20By the way, right after I made this fried rice,
19:23I said thank you to Ishikawa-san with a picture of fried rice,
19:26and he suddenly replied in Chinese,
19:29so I think he's that kind of person.
19:32That happens a lot.
19:33What did he write?
19:34I wonder what it is.
19:35But I can feel his happiness.
19:37He was happy that he made it.
19:39It's probably like that.
19:41It's not about fraud, it's about understanding each other.
19:44It takes too long to figure out the other person's number.
19:48It takes too long to figure out the other person's number.
19:51That's right.
19:52And this is...
19:53It's not over yet.
19:55Today, Chinen-san and Yuto-san are going to eat fried rice.
19:59Why me?
20:00You said it too slowly.
20:01What is this?
20:02Chinen-san and Yuto-san are going to eat fried rice.
20:14Today, Chinen-san and Yuto-san are going to eat fried rice.
20:18Why me?
20:19You said it too slowly.
20:20What is this?
20:21Chinen-san and Yuto-san are going to eat fried rice.
20:27This is the only one.
20:28It looks delicious.
20:29It looks delicious.
20:31It looks delicious.
20:32It looks really good.
20:33Amazing.
20:34Yuto-san.
20:35Let's eat.
20:36Let's eat.
20:37There's a lot of shrimp.
20:42It's delicious.
20:43It's delicious.
20:46It's a shame that it's delicious.
20:47It's a shame.
20:48How do you feel?
20:49I feel nostalgic when I eat this much.
20:54I can enjoy each bite.
20:57Green peas are good.
20:59That's right.
21:00Chinen-san.
21:02Don't eat too much.
21:05I'll eat this.
21:13This is delicious.
21:15That's amazing.
21:16It's like Hatori-san.
21:19It's close.
21:20It's delicious.
21:21It's different from Japanese fried rice.
21:23It's completely different.
21:25It's the taste of that person's home.
21:27That's right.
21:28I can see the backbone.
21:31My mother made this for me at home.
21:33That's a good story.
21:35It's heart-warming.
21:36It's hard to describe.
21:38It's almost like pilaf.
21:40I see.
21:41That's right.
21:43It's almost like pilaf.
21:44Chinen-san, you made fried rice.
21:47Can you get along with her?
21:49It's okay.
21:51I can get along with her.
21:56I like Chinen-san.
21:57But I can't get along with her.
22:07This is good.
22:09The next reporter is...
22:13My 700 treasures.
22:15Who is this?
22:1920 years as a board game journalist.
22:21A world-renowned board game reporter is here.
22:25I was influenced by my job.
22:28I'm going to be late for work.
22:30That's not good.
22:31That's not good.
22:32That's not good.
22:33That's not good.