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00:00Did you get pissed off at me for throwing the bagels?
00:02My point of view is, I would never throw it.
00:05Why have you told people I was annoyed about him
00:08throwing the bagels away?
00:09No, I didn't say you were annoyed.
00:13He annoys me, I can't lie. He really gets on my tits.
00:16I just can't believe how small things can get so big so quickly.
00:20It's just wound me up.
00:22I just don't quite get him.
00:24I just don't quite get him.
00:28Tonight on Big Brother...
00:31Rumours are swirling around Westminster today
00:33that you were all secretly partying in Downing Street last night.
00:37On this occasion, we didn't have a party last night.
00:40Why would you make two people stay awake for 12 hours
00:43when you could have had someone swap?
00:45If you hadn't lost a lot of energy on shit-stirring yesterday,
00:49you might have found it a little bit easier, Izzaz.
00:52It's a joke. I'm done with it, man.
00:55Why do you look so distressed? I don't look distressed.
00:58Can you, like, distressed? I don't look distressed.
01:05Oh, all right. Yeah. Yeah.
01:08What are you hiding? Nothing!
01:22MUSIC CONTINUES
01:40Day 11.
01:422.04am.
01:45It's the second day of the government shopping task
01:49and most of the housemates are asleep.
01:52Officers Izzaz and Thomas have been on guard duty
01:55for three hours and 47 minutes.
01:59I'm so tired, man. Shuttered.
02:02What is your perspective on sex?
02:04Like, I know... I have a laugh with him all the time.
02:06Yeah. But, like, you start noticing, like, features.
02:09Can I tell you one thing?
02:11When I look in a room,
02:12the first person that I find that wants attention...
02:15Shakes. Shakes.
02:17..he's the first person to get up or talk over people or, you know,
02:20try and make a joke or whatever it is just to grab that attention.
02:24Tell me of your Khalid, cos I think he is an actual good boy,
02:26but, like, I just feel like this hierarchy thing
02:28is starting to be a bit... He is,
02:30but at the same time, he does stuff for a camera.
02:32Ali said it's so real and I was thinking, like,
02:35not everyone needs, like, a speech at all times.
02:39Not everyone needs, like, a stop and listen to me,
02:41cos I've got something to speak,
02:43I've got something that's really, really interesting.
02:45Everyone's going to love it. Not every time it's like that.
02:47Fair point. I just don't believe it. Fair point.
02:589.50am.
03:01Officers Azaz and Thomas have been on duty
03:04for the past 11 hours and 32 minutes.
03:16BELL RINGS
03:18We've done it. I don't know if we have, bro.
03:20We've done it. I didn't wake up first.
03:23We've done it. Come here.
03:27We've done it.
03:28This is Big Brother.
03:30Downing Street must remain guarded until both citizens
03:34and the government are at the sofas.
03:36Yeah, I just want to go to bed, bro.
03:38BELL RINGS
03:39I'm sick of... I'm sick of...
03:42I'm on a big diet.
03:44You all right? Yeah, you? Yeah. You?
03:51I'm a bit lost.
03:54What are you laughing at?
04:05Oh, my God. Cold, cold, cold.
04:08I think everyone's got to be up for you to go to bed.
04:11I know. We're all played, lads.
04:13I know he's getting pissed off they're not getting dressed.
04:16I'm getting fuming, bro.
04:17They're not the ones who are standing out your 12 hours, bro.
04:23It's been 51 minutes since Big Brother woke the housemates
04:28and Nathan is telling Baked Potato about being single.
04:32I was barely...
04:34Yeah.
04:35Like, I was, like, nah, come on, yeah, like...
04:38Yeah.
04:40No, I thought, no, no chance, no chance.
04:42Yeah, I literally wanted to say it.
04:44Yeah, that's really weird.
04:45And you?
04:46Yeah, you're funny, you're funny.
04:49Does anybody want a dead tea?
04:51Yes, please.
04:53Oh, she's a tea fiend.
04:55SHE SCREAMS
04:56She loves tea. He's fallen asleep.
04:59Not yet, not yet, not yet.
05:04This is Big Brother's police officer.
05:08Your shift is now over.
05:10CHEERING
05:15Well done.
05:19I could have done that.
05:20Not a chance.
05:2811.06am.
05:30For this week's Shopping Task,
05:32Prime Minister Callard and his MPs must go to the shop
05:36and his MPs must carefully manage their budget
05:40whilst improving the state of the nation.
05:43Good morning, Government.
05:44Good morning.
05:46How was your little soiree last night?
05:48Oh, very nice.
05:50It was lovely.
05:52Yeah. What soiree?
05:54I'd love to say I felt guilty, but, um, I didn't.
05:59I didn't either.
06:01Ministers, it's time to get back to business.
06:05Let's do it.
06:06You now have another very important budgetary decision to make.
06:11Oh.
06:12Due to the rule breaks, the nation has been without hot water.
06:16You now have the opportunity to right that wrong.
06:20You must now decide whether to pay £30 million
06:23to turn the hot water back on.
06:26It's about a luxury shopping budget,
06:29so let's stick to the luxury shopping budget.
06:33I don't know, I think it could definitely be a morale booster,
06:36but then also it's a lot of money.
06:37I feel like people can handle a quick 30-second cold shower.
06:40Surprisingly, I'm going to disagree.
06:43So let's go for strong no's, strong yeses.
06:45I say a strong no for the hot water.
06:48No. I'm not a strong no, but I'm a no.
06:50Do you have yeses? Are you yeses?
06:52I'm going to go a strong yes.
06:53I'm a strong no.
06:54Two strong no's beats a strong yes and a...
06:58No. No.
07:00Prime Minister, what have you and your government decided?
07:04After thorough discussion, we've come to the agreement
07:06that that would not be a wise investment right now,
07:10as our mission is the luxury shopping budget.
07:15Do you know what? My dad once gave mouth-to-mouth to my hamster,
07:18that, like, it was choking on sawdust.
07:21He thought he was dead, cos it's heart-stopped,
07:23and he, like, tweezed the sawdust out,
07:26then gave it mouth-to-mouth for a straw.
07:28He lived another two weeks.
07:29Wow. Yeah. I love that.
07:32Oh.
07:34Finally! Hello!
07:40Citizens, as your Prime Minister,
07:43it is my duty to ensure the well-being of every citizen
07:47under this roof.
07:48After careful consideration and thoughtful debate,
07:52this government has made a difficult decision,
07:54but a necessary decision in these times of austerity.
07:58We have decided not to allocate a portion of our budget
08:01to restore hot water at this time to preserve our budget
08:04for future needs of the nation.
08:07Thank you for your understanding and resilience
08:09during this challenging time.
08:10Boo!
08:13Boo!
08:15Oh, shit.
08:16Boo!
08:20Remember, remember luxury.
08:21We're staying!
08:23You guys wanted a luxury budget.
08:24Boo!
08:25Remind them, remind them.
08:26Get out!
08:28Minister M is asleep!
08:30Boo!
08:33I'm one of them, so don't worry.
08:34Boo!
08:37CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
08:4311.53am.
08:46Thomas and Azaz are catching up on their sleep.
08:53Dean has come to speak to Big Brother.
08:55Yesterday evening was interesting.
08:59I got quite aggravated, to be fair.
09:03I spoke to Iz.
09:04I literally said to him,
09:05have I pissed you off about the bagel?
09:08And he was like, he said to me, no...
09:10Oh, she's crossing her legs.
09:12He said, no, you didn't piss me off.
09:14I just thought we could have saved it.
09:16And I was like, OK, that's cool.
09:17You're entitled to how you feel.
09:19What is your agenda?
09:20Are you trying to get people to argue?
09:24Because you're bored and you want to see people argue?
09:26Do you want to be seen as that you're entertaining?
09:28Because you're not entertaining, you're just pissing people off.
09:31He's, like, running around shit-stirring.
09:34It's actually pathetic. Like, grow up.
09:37I'm definitely wary of him now.
09:39I don't think I'll have many conversations with him now.
09:41I'll keep him at arm's length.
09:42It'll be like, good morning, how are you?
09:45How are you feeling? That's kind of it for me now.
09:49I think I'm going to keep my distance.
09:5712.05pm.
10:00Baked potato and Nathan are getting to know each other.
10:05At home, I'm kind of, like, known for having the biggest hands.
10:08Like, everyone always takes the piss out of my massive hands.
10:11Yeah, they're shovels, aren't they?
10:12That's so weird, though.
10:14See if I was a boxer, like, bang.
10:16I'm not, so just bang.
10:18You're not a boxer? That really surprises me.
10:21I thought you were saying...
10:23I honestly thought that's a bit you.
10:24I could have been. You could have been, yeah.
10:26It was, like, that close. That close.
10:27Could have made it.
10:31I'm so weird. You're so weird.
10:33No, just, like, you just chat up so much shit.
10:35It's so weird. It makes me laugh.
10:37I'm just like, what?
10:38And also, like, sometimes I'm like, what are you doing?
10:41Like, why are you still, like, chatting?
10:43And it's so funny. I just love it.
10:46What are you chatting about?
10:47That's what you do. You have to do the same shit.
10:52That's what you do.
10:53OK, OK, when you first saw me, what did you think?
10:58No, don't make stuff up right now.
10:59Don't just... OK, OK. Are you serious?
11:01I was, um...
11:06Yeah.
11:10What did you think? Nice or, like, lame?
11:12Oh, yeah, definitely nice. Oh, nice.
11:14Or, like, lame? Definitely nice. Yeah, yeah.
11:16You were, like, yeah, a bit mad, I thought, like, instinctively.
11:25Yeah, definitely...
11:29Like, everyone, I would have gone...
11:31Evian?
11:32Are you serious?
11:34Yeah.
11:35I fucking love Evian.
11:36That's my favourite drink, yeah.
11:38No, mine's Highland Springs.
11:40Highland Springs.
11:41Oh, right.
11:42I love Evian.
11:43Do you?
11:44Yeah, I like Evian.
11:46Serious?
11:47Swear down?
11:48Swear down, 100%.
11:49Swear down.
11:50Swear down my life.
11:54Lily is talking to Big Brother.
11:57Lily, if you were running the country,
12:00what would be the number one point on your manifesto?
12:04What?
12:06What would you change, Lily?
12:07Um, so, I would, like...
12:11Everyone should have an iPad.
12:13I think we should ban phones.
12:15Phones are so boring and everyone needs to be walking around
12:18with an iPad.
12:19I think that not everyone has to go to work.
12:23I think we shouldn't be made to feel, to wake up
12:28and feel pressurised to get out of bed.
12:31Like, food should be free.
12:32Like, when you want to get, like, a pizza
12:35but you don't have the money for it,
12:37I think everything should be free.
12:39Free house, free electricity, free food,
12:43free everything, free shopping.
12:45Like, why does everything cost money?
12:47It just makes the world so hard.
12:49And maybe, like...
12:51I don't know, like, loads of hamsters.
12:54Just kind of on them vibes.
12:56But I didn't know that anyone could be a politician,
12:59so the fact that I could potentially be a politician,
13:03then maybe, instead of working at the Chinese,
13:06I might be a politician in the future,
13:08cos I didn't know that anybody could just be a politician.
13:12MUSIC PLAYS
13:301.12pm.
13:35This is Big Brother.
13:38Sarah, the morning paper has been delivered to the storeroom.
13:43Ooh! Oh, what's the paper going to say?
13:52Ooh!
14:02Oh, what a beautiful day!
14:04You're not going to believe this.
14:06Bagel game. No! No!
14:09Bagel game!
14:10No! It's a shitstorm!
14:12LAUGHTER
14:15No fucking way!
14:17Downing Booze Street.
14:20Ministers, ministers party in secret.
14:23Party in secret, boogie banquet at number ten.
14:27We knew it! We knew it! We knew it!
14:29While the citizens were slumming it on economy shopping,
14:33Downing Street turned into party central
14:35as the PM and ministers indulged in a late-night booze-fuelled bash.
14:40We knew it! We knew it! We knew it!
14:42The cabinet stuffed their faces with cakes and gourmet treats.
14:46Well, no, not cakes!
14:47And were heard plotting to keep their soiree a secret.
14:51No!
14:52Oh, no!
14:54No!
14:56Let me look at that! Let me look at that!
14:59The next headline is...
15:01The Long Arm Of The Snore.
15:04Oh!
15:05Government leaves just two officers to patrol all night.
15:09The cabinet took the shocking decision to prioritise cash
15:12over comfort as they chose not to spend their bulging budget
15:16on extra officers overnight,
15:18leaving just two poor policemen struggling to keep their eyes open
15:22during their exhausting night shift.
15:24Oh, my God.
15:25Bagelgate.
15:26Bagelgate!
15:27LAUGHTER
15:29Dean's Binned Bagel Upsets Isaz.
15:32Another drama.
15:33Minister Emma responds Isaz is just shit-stirring.
15:38CHEERING
15:41We knew it!
15:42Isaz appeared outraged...
15:45SHE SCREAMS
15:46..by the careless act.
15:47Oh!
15:49Hot off the press!
15:51Hot off the press!
15:52Hot off the press!
15:54The government are reflecting on their decision
15:57not to turn the hot water back on.
16:00I feel like they're very split between...
16:02Well, not a lot, but I saw some people going,
16:04you did the right thing, I saw those going...
16:06Yeah, I can do some repair work by, like, washing the girl's hair
16:08in the sink with some hot water or something, like...
16:10Well, I said to put the water on.
16:12Of course you did.
16:13Even though I liked to make the hard decisions,
16:15I chose the decision that I thought would make me popular for the team.
16:18Exactly, yeah, exactly.
16:20There you go, the hidden motivation.
16:22Little rats.
16:25Those little rats.
16:26I'm going to tell them.
16:29Snakes are a bunch.
16:32I'm fuming.
16:33They had fucking cake.
16:40Hello, Martha.
16:41We've just found out from the Daily News
16:42that the little rats in there, the government,
16:44as they're always bloody rubbish, they've just had cakes,
16:47they had a party last night where we were slumming it out there,
16:50not even a can of Coke to our name,
16:52and they had Victoria sponge, by the sounds of it,
16:54they had sweet trees, they had alcohol.
16:56Have you seen the picture of them, Big Brother?
16:58I'm fuming.
16:59I'll do anything for a slice of cake, Big Brother.
17:02Absolutely anything.
17:03And I blew on that windmill, huffed and puffed
17:05like the Big Bad Wolf for 20 minutes,
17:07and I didn't get even a diet Coke.
17:09This is not on, Big Brother.
17:10Did they have Victoria sponge?
17:12Yes.
17:14This is a joke.
17:16I want a re-vote. I want a Jenny Leck.
17:17I need a Jenny Leck now.
17:262.32pm.
17:29For their next task, the ministers are taking part
17:33in a radio interview where they must answer
17:36Big Brother's questions truthfully.
17:39MUSIC PLAYS
17:42This is 1109.9 FM BB Radio,
17:47the Tough Talk Politics Hour,
17:49with me, your tough-talking host, Big Brother.
17:53We have a very special show for you today,
17:55and it doesn't get much bigger than this.
17:57The Prime Minister and his government ministers
18:00are gracing the airwaves with their presence today,
18:03and we've got some seriously tough questions
18:05lined up for them.
18:06Boo!
18:09Rumours are swirling around Westminster today
18:11that you were all secretly partying
18:13in Downing Street last night.
18:15HE GIGGLES
18:16Have you lost the public's trust?
18:19On this occasion, if I was being honest,
18:22we did have a party last night.
18:24Oh!
18:26Brutally honest?
18:28We bloody well enjoyed it. It was great fun.
18:30We had champagne, we had cheese, we had biscuits...
18:33No remorse.
18:34HE LAUGHS
18:36Oh!
18:37It was an enjoyable evening that I do think we did deserve
18:40after working so hard yesterday.
18:42Are you taking the piss?
18:46Minister Nathan, you raised concerns about some of the citizens
18:49being too nice and not showing their real selves.
18:53Who do you think is guilty of trying to fake it to make it?
18:56Who is game-playing?
18:58I think it's Aziz.
19:00This whole thing with the,
19:02oh, I like to shit stuff, I'm unsure what's going on there.
19:07So, yeah...
19:08Such an easy answer, that, by the way.
19:10I'm fine with that, though.
19:12Is his opinion?
19:13No, in terms of being too nice, I'd go Sarah.
19:16Erm, but that might be...
19:18I might be wrong with that one, but that's what I think at the moment.
19:21So, yeah, I'm not sure if I've seen all sides to Sarah, erm, yet.
19:25Fucking hell, tell us how you really feel, mate.
19:27We're going to go to the phones.
19:28Go on, Sarah. Go on, Sarah.
19:32We have Sarah from Shropshire on the line.
19:35Hello, Sarah.
19:36Hello, Minister.
19:38Or should I say, Sinister.
19:39Oh!
19:41Well, what I will say to the Sinister Minister
19:44is that I think we would get along really, really well
19:46because we both have a kind of banter sense of humour
19:48and it was a little bit like, oh, that I've been trying to, like,
19:51be friends and you see that as me being too nice,
19:53but if you want me to stop trying, then I will.
19:55We don't know each other as well as other people in the House,
19:57so, yeah, absolutely.
19:58My opinion's always open to change if I'm wrong about someone.
20:01You both would get on so, so well.
20:03But we haven't had a chance. So, so well.
20:06So, let's not let this crumble at this point.
20:09I think that's a good idea and you should both get to know each other.
20:12Off you bark, sweetheart. See you later.
20:15Prime Minister Khalid, who would you really not like to be head of House?
20:22Er, if I'm honest, Lily.
20:25I think it'd just be chaos.
20:27I just completely can't, because you're the head of House,
20:29you've got to make some really shitty, tough decisions sometimes.
20:32Oh! And I've yet to see that from her yet.
20:35She does have that side of where she comes from.
20:37Thank you, James. Thank you.
20:39I've not seen it. I could pick an easy answer and say you for the laugh,
20:41but I'd rather be honest. Yeah.
20:43Why is he the Prime Minister?
20:45Yeah, to all of them, I think, darling.
20:47We have Lily from Warrington on the phone.
20:50Er, Prime Minister? Hello?
20:52I think I would be a great head of House.
20:55And Daisy's right, I'm not just chaotic, there is a deeper side to me.
20:59That's the only side I've seen.
21:01We've not really had a deeper conversation.
21:03Cos you don't speak to me!
21:05Bro, you've come up to people, or started a conversation,
21:09and then you'll walk away from me.
21:11Blank point.
21:12That, to me, comes off as rude and you don't want to speak to me.
21:16Prime Minister, we have lost the caller.
21:18Everybody fucking hates us.
21:20Government, you took what some would say to be a cruel decision
21:23yesterday when you chose to leave poor officers Izzas and Thomas
21:27on duty all night long.
21:30Would it have been helpful to get someone on shift?
21:32100%. However, waking up from a two-hour nap,
21:36then trying to stay up, I feel like would have been more detrimental.
21:39I feel like the first thing I would do is go to bed,
21:41and then wake up the next morning,
21:42I feel like the fact they stayed up for the whole time...
21:45They could have picked someone else to wake up and swap with us.
21:47So you could have a sleep? Yeah.
21:49I'm happy with the result.
21:52Unfortunately, the process was not what we wanted.
21:57That's fucking bollocks, mate. That's selfish as fuck.
22:00We have to have in mind that there are several tasks
22:03which we don't know how many there will be,
22:05we don't know what budget we'll need to use.
22:07That one, we were confident in what they could do.
22:10Our next caller is Izzas from Swansea.
22:13I think it's easy to just pick people when you're having parties anyway,
22:16and eating cakes and fucking champagne and stuff,
22:18but why would you make two people stay awake for 12 hours
22:22when you could have had someone to swap and have that bit of rest?
22:25He's just done his job, though.
22:27That was his job for the team, was to stay up all night.
22:30But I can guarantee you none of you would have survived that 12 hours.
22:33Facts.
22:34Maybe if you hadn't lost a lot of energy on shit-stirring,
22:38you might have found it a little bit easier, Izzas.
22:41If you didn't say something about the bagel,
22:43then I wouldn't have said something, really.
22:45Oh, dear me.
22:47What's a lot of shit, Juan Torres?
22:48One second. Some bollocks.
22:50If we had the ability to help everyone and everything,
22:52don't you think we would have done so?
22:54I don't think everything needs to be political.
22:57You can laugh as much as you want, but not everything is political,
23:01to be honest.
23:03Getting a bit arsey there, aren't you?
23:06To be fair, the guy's knackered.
23:07Tom doesn't feel miserable right now, so why can't Izzas feel miserable?
23:11I'd say just give him time.
23:13He's just pissed off because he's stayed up all night.
23:15Yeah, fucking Nathan, you stay up in the morning then, mate.
23:18Fucking bollocks, bro.
23:19Go eat and enjoy your cakes and fucking champagne.
23:22It's absolute bollocks, for fuck's sake.
23:24It's absolute bollocks.
23:25Tom, how did you feel about that, mate?
23:27Would you say if someone else could have had?
23:29I think it's a lot of bullshit.
23:31I think it's a lot of bullshit.
23:33It's a joke.
23:35Done with it, man.
23:443.43pm.
23:47Oh, shit!
23:49I love it, I love it.
23:51What's the beagle get?
23:53Izzas.
23:55I love it, I love it.
23:56I love it.
23:58I love it, I love it.
23:59I love it, I love it.
24:02Izzas.
24:03But I wasn't drunk.
24:05I know, I know.
24:06Emma, did you see the bat?
24:09I know. I've not read it all.
24:10Can I read it? Read Beaglegate.
24:12Oh, my goodness.
24:14Beaglegate is unreal.
24:15I stand by my quote.
24:18Yeah.
24:19Of course, we have to consider he's been up all night tonight.
24:22Yeah, he's tired, he's tired.
24:24What?
24:25No, but I think we're all laughing
24:26and Izzas is not laughing, so, you know.
24:30I don't understand it.
24:31Bro, I'm just over it.
24:33Like, everyone thinking they're better than everyone else.
24:35Like, fuck off.
24:36I do not understand how putting a politician's outfit on
24:38has then turned to caring more about money than people.
24:42Exactly. I don't understand it.
24:43It literally has.
24:44And then to make a decision to not make our job easier
24:47is a load of shite.
24:48If you're in a room, you're having cakes, champagne,
24:51whilst letting others suffer,
24:53you're playing a game, bro.
24:54That's it. Simple as.
24:56It's so unlike normal society.
24:58As in, like, you've got people that are top 1%
25:00that are not giving a fly what happens at the 0.0%
25:03because they look good.
25:04If we get a luxury shopping budget,
25:06in their eyes, they've made a success,
25:07they've got us a luxury shopping budget,
25:09when they haven't done shit.
25:11It's a joke, bro.
25:12I don't think people understand how deep this is, though.
25:14Mm-hm.
25:17I'll be honest, though, I'm going to fucking start putting people,
25:19like, you know, when situations happen,
25:23I'm going to point them out for it.
25:25Yeah.
25:26I hear whispers, bro, fucking go tell her, I dare you,
25:28because why are you fucking chatting?
25:30Yeah, that's hard. Do you know what I mean?
25:31Like, I'm going to call it out.
25:32I'm going to make this so awkward in here,
25:35but I was probably one of the most persons in here
25:38that struggled with Steve.
25:40Uh-huh. And I love my Steve.
25:42And for me to give that up for that bullshit,
25:44you're having a laugh, bro.
25:46Prime Minister, may I have a word with you as well?
25:49Of course. Would you like to have it, yeah?
25:50Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's have it.
25:52So, like, I didn't even realise, people have said it,
25:55that I, like, I go up to people, go, hi, then run away.
25:59You've done that to me before.
26:00I think, like, I get, like, I don't know,
26:02like, awkward to have conversations with people
26:04I don't really know,
26:05but I don't want to, like, come across like...
26:08I'm avoiding them, so if I just go, right,
26:10just to, like, have that interaction with someone,
26:12then I feel awkward to be with, and then I just run away.
26:15So, I do apologise...
26:16Don't worry, man, don't worry.
26:18..for that, cos I didn't even know, like, I could do that,
26:20so I am sorry.
26:21I do think we are, like, completely different.
26:23You are more chilled, I am more like, argh!
26:26Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think that's what it is.
26:29But I don't want you to think that I'm not trying
26:31and not have a conversation, cos that's...
26:33Let's chat, then. Let's chat.
26:34Yeah, we'll have to chat, Prime Minister.
26:36All good? All good.
26:37Dap? Yeah.
26:38Bug? Right. Easy.
26:40Right, see you. I'm going this way, yeah?
26:42OK, bye. Love.
26:43I'm glad we brought the ice. What?
26:45I'm glad we brought the ice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:47Have a... See you.
26:549pm, George is thrilled to have found another person
26:57into his favourite Icelandic new metal indie jazz folk band.
27:01An eye for pre-love fashion, Vintage sponsors Big Brother.
27:244.24pm.
27:26MUSIC CONTINUES
27:28MUSIC CONTINUES
27:30Hannah has come to the diary room.
27:33Hello, Hannah. Hello.
27:35How are you today? I'm absolutely appalled.
27:37The fact that we had two guards outside
27:40when we could have had more.
27:43They didn't care, did they? No.
27:45They had their bubblies, they had their drinks,
27:47they had cakes, Big Brother,
27:49whilst we're on rations like World War II.
27:52After this task, we're going to have a riot.
27:56Down with the bourgeoisie! Off with their heads!
27:59Yes! Guillotine, guillotine, guillotine!
28:03Ah, I'm going to love it.
28:05Can we actually get a guillotine, though?
28:06Like a fake one? Not a real one.
28:08We don't want to kill people, but a fake one.
28:10That would be great.
28:12This is Big Brother.
28:15Prime Minister Khaled, you and your government
28:17must now make your final budget decision.
28:20Oh.
28:22Your nation is facing a terrible butter shortage.
28:26To improve the state of the nation,
28:28your citizen farm workers must milk a cow,
28:31churn the milk into butter
28:33and package up the butter ready for sale.
28:37I would have loved to do this.
28:38We need this one. That's good.
28:40We need this one. Yeah.
28:42The workers will have 30 minutes to make eight blocks of butter.
28:47No. Oh, no.
28:48It's going to take that long just to get the milk out of that cow.
28:50Exactly. No chance. No chance at all.
28:53As things stand, two farm workers have been booked.
28:57Hannah and Sarah. Perfect.
28:59And we can only choose out of these three.
29:02So we've got 90,000. I say we just put all three in.
29:04This is the last one. Yeah, I agree.
29:06I say we put all three in. Even if they don't perform,
29:07they don't perform. I agree.
29:08Izzaz is going to be pissed.
29:10He's going to think that... Absolutely fucking pissed.
29:13Yeah, but he's already pissed. Exactly.
29:15Put him in the mix.
29:17I think Izzaz is a strong no.
29:19And I think Tom, I feel really bad.
29:21I don't think I could look him in the eye.
29:22He's all so tight, he's just not complaining and bitching about it.
29:25I think we go all three. Go all three.
29:26And if Izzaz, if he's that pissed off, he'll just refuse to do it.
29:30Exactly. And we've lost 20 million,
29:32but then it's his problem if we lose the task, not ours.
29:35And it's a nice wee scapegoat.
29:37I'll be able to speak to them, and I think, yeah,
29:39I think I'll get everybody on side on it.
29:42Like, I'll change that with Izzaz, obviously.
29:45And I think I'll get everybody on side,
29:47because if we go two or we go three, we're risking losing,
29:50and all I'm staying up last night is off on that, which is stupid.
29:54Nathan, are you willing to take full responsibility for this decision?
29:57If it goes wrong, then, yeah, on my head, be it.
30:00This is Big Brother.
30:02Prime Minister, what have you and your government decided?
30:05We've decided we'll put all three just in case.
30:09That's the whole bag I just picked in.
30:11It's like milk and he's knackered.
30:14Shouldn't laugh, but...
30:16Bet you have.
30:17I can just imagine his face now. He's going to be so piqued.
30:20Don't coddle on now.
30:21I shouldn't have been waiting for this for two days.
30:23I've got to have a pot on this one.
30:25I've got to work the whole task.
30:27As soon as we get some sleep, I'll be fine.
30:30Your brain will work better once you've had some sleep.
30:32Yeah, if you have permission, we'll wake you up.
30:34Can you imagine if you're doing this task, like...
30:36I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking. Sorry, I do seem to joke.
30:38Boo! Boo!
30:40CHEERING
30:42Shame! Shame! Shame!
30:44Shame! Shame! Shame!
30:47Shame! Shame! Shame!
30:49Shame! Shame! Shame!
30:52Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
30:54Quiet down! Quiet down!
30:56Guilty! Guilty!
30:58Ogle with wig!
31:00As a former port salesman myself,
31:03I'm well aware of the pressures on our agricultural industries.
31:09And I'm proud to announce the farm workers
31:13that will be solving the nation's butter shortage.
31:17Sarah. Yeah.
31:20Hannah. Yeah!
31:22Ezzaz.
31:24No!
31:26No, that's not... That's not funny.
31:28Ezzaz.
31:31Guys, come on. Thomas.
31:33And you! How is he going to churn with one hand?
31:37No, no, no, no, no!
31:39And Shagun.
31:41How is Tom going to milk?
31:44You will be my farmhands.
31:47Together, through hard work and dedication,
31:50we will ensure that our dairy industry thrives
31:53and our butter flows abundantly once more.
31:57Oh, shut up, Wanker, mate. Thank you.
31:58Shut up.
32:00Boo! Boo!
32:105.07pm.
32:13The farm workers are getting ready.
32:16Are we all ready? We need to go in the next...
32:18No, I'm not ready, Nathan.
32:1925... Well, we need, like...
32:21Well, I'll take my time, mate.
32:24Just let him... He'll get... He'll be there.
32:27Right, I feel like... What's wrong?
32:29I've made a mistake.
32:31You've made a mistake? Yeah.
32:33Right, I feel like we may have made an error.
32:36I'm going to... Yeah, he's not...
32:38He's not even slight in the game.
32:41I'm so the wrong person to pick right now.
32:43I'm telling you that now.
32:46Bro, just... Just... You know what to do.
32:48Just give it your all.
32:49It's all good, man.
32:50Love. It's good, bro, honestly.
32:52No doubt. No doubt.
32:54No doubt, bro. No, bro.
32:55Oh, man. All right, bro.
32:56Thank you. It's all love, anyways.
32:59What the fuck do you do with this?
33:02Under the supervision of Agricultural Minister Nathan,
33:06housemates must produce butter to combat the butter shortage.
33:12So, you must milk buttercut...
33:15Yeah. ..the cow, churn the milk,
33:18squeeze out the buttermilk and package eight blocks of butter
33:23in the moulds.
33:24The butter must be uncontaminated, of equal size and neatly.
33:30And neatly packaged.
33:32You have 30 minutes to complete this task.
33:35I know, I thought that was really quite...
33:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
33:39He's actually emotional. Stop it. Stop it. Put it down.
33:42Yeah, so... I think you're funny.
33:44No, he's not funny. He's not going to be funny at all.
33:46Sarah, it's not going to be funny. Put it down.
33:48Shut up. I'm being serious. No.
33:51Guys, guys, it is really important... I agree.
33:54..that we pass this task.
33:57Sarah, do you have any relevant experience
34:00that may come in handy here?
34:01So, obviously, I grew up in the countryside on a farm.
34:05Very rarely milk it straight from the tit.
34:07Do we have a problem? Yeah, we do.
34:08But I've been told I'm a top... You tell me to shut up after I told you.
34:11I told you not to throw it at Nathan.
34:13Sarah was doing this, I think. No, I told her.
34:15You told me, not Sarah. No, I did.
34:17And then after Sarah herself put it down.
34:20I do not want you to throw mud at Nathan
34:23because I do not want someone to be in distressed mode.
34:25Did I? Simple. Did I? So why do we still have a problem?
34:27Yeah, no, because after the way that you spoke...
34:30You told me to shut up. ..she looked at me.
34:31Did you not look at me and say to me verbatim,
34:34do not tell me what to do?
34:35Just because I do not want someone to be in a distressed mood
34:38after throwing mud at Nathan.
34:39Hold your tongue. I am the one, darling.
34:41Literally never been or never will be.
34:45Mm-hm. Fair enough.
34:48Ali and Khaled are talking about Izzaz.
34:52You didn't even dap me, dude.
34:54The dap?
34:56You said no to the dap. That's a sacred covenant with the bros.
34:59Is that what it's called? A dap?
35:01A dap, yeah.
35:03Boom.
35:05Do you want to make a handshake? Go on, then.
35:07I feel like... Cos, you know, like, your mind, all this and that,
35:10I think, like, E-T-U-M.
35:12E-T. Boom. So, a dap.
35:14Boom. Boom.
35:16Bzzz. Yeah, awesome.
35:20I like that.
35:22All right, so, Izzaz on the bar.
35:23For me and you are training. Yeah, yeah.
35:25Live.
35:26Come on, guys.
35:27Simple as that.
35:29Come on, guys.
35:30Right.
35:32From that one.
35:33Oh, come on, Izz, man.
35:35No, is he moving like that?
35:37Come on, bro, you can't actually do that, bro.
35:39You've got to fucking put it together, bro.
35:40Yeah.
35:42I like that technique.
35:43I do it effortless.
35:45Oh, my God.
35:47Oh, disgusting.
35:50Sarah's got shit on her glasses.
35:52She's like, you're fucking joking.
35:54No, the milk's getting contaminated.
35:56Can someone... Oh, no.
35:57Can someone help? The milk's getting contaminated.
35:59Oh!
36:01Can someone help? It's going to run out.
36:03Look, look, look.
36:04Babe, just squeeze it like this, with both hands.
36:06In my mouth.
36:08My mouth is open!
36:10It shits quite regularly, doesn't it?
36:11Doing better than most of us in here.
36:14Go on, guys. It's cream.
36:20Mm. Mm.
36:21They burp, like...
36:22She's got the ranch. I think she's coughing.
36:24You have to get in there.
36:25Oh, God!
36:26Get Sarah!
36:28Oh, God!
36:30Don't come in!
36:32Sarah, what?
36:33Sarah, no!
36:34Sarah, what is this?
36:35Sarah, this ain't helping, mate.
36:37Come on, guys.
36:38We've reached new lows that you're being shat on
36:40by a plastic cow.
36:43Right, that's sex done, guys.
36:44I'm catching the food.
36:46Oh, shags!
36:47You mean business, eh?
36:49Shags did not come to play around.
36:53We're literally really close now.
36:55Yo, Tom, can you take this, please?
36:56Yeah, Tom, can I have that one?
36:57One more, one more!
37:00All right, done. Good work, Tom.
37:02Woo!
37:04Excellent work.
37:06Ah!
37:07Oh, this is...
37:09Oh, no!
37:11Oh, no!
37:14No!
37:16Oh...
37:17This is it!
37:19Oh!
37:20Oh!
37:21Oh!
37:22Oh!
37:23Oh!
37:24Oh!
37:25Guys, look at the mess!
37:27Come!
37:36I can't wait!
37:38Ah!
37:39Oh, my God, Nathan, this honestly is giving Hugh Grant...
37:456.29pm.
37:48Big Brother has gathered the housemates
37:51for the results of this week's shopping task.
37:53Please, please, please.
37:55Oh, we could have a little party tonight, couldn't we?
37:58Another one?
37:59This is Big Brother.
38:02For this week's shopping tasks,
38:04housemates became the Big Brother government.
38:08Big Brother can now reveal
38:09that the results of the task are as follows.
38:13SHUSHING
38:15The roadwork team successfully fixed all the potholes.
38:19CHEERING
38:21That was so great.
38:23Woo-hoo!
38:25Martha successfully generated enough clean energy.
38:29Pointing!
38:30Oh, shit.
38:32Excellent.
38:33The police successfully kept number 10 safe.
38:36CHEERING
38:37Well done, you lot!
38:39Yay!
38:40Well done, boys!
38:43The government did not dodge any questions
38:46on Big Brother's radio show.
38:48CHEERING
38:49Well done, well done, well done.
38:52Well done.
38:55The workers successfully met the budget quota.
38:58CHEERING
38:59Potholes.
39:00Well done, well done, well done.
39:02Therefore, the government managed to successfully raise
39:05the state of the nation
39:07and will receive a luxury shopping budget.
39:09We got a luxury!
39:10CHEERING
39:11Yeah!
39:13CHEERING
39:14We got a luxury!
39:15Yeah!
39:16CHEERING
39:17We got a luxury!
39:18CHEERING
39:19We got a luxury!
39:20We got a luxury!
39:21We got a luxury!
39:22In addition...
39:23The hot water and appliances...
39:26Yes!
39:27..will now be switched on.
39:28CHEERING
39:30Well done, well done, well done, well done!
39:33I didn't know he was going to say that!
39:35BANG
39:36BANG
39:37GONG
39:38ROBOTIC WHIRRING
39:407.51pm.
39:43Housemates have been compiling their shopping list for 31 minutes.
39:48So we need Freddo's and Tanfastics.
39:51And to Whispergold's.
39:52Lily, you're in charge of all the snacks and that.
39:55Right, so, snacks.
39:56So we've got 140 packets of crisps,
39:5920 packets of Tanfastics,
40:0130 bars of Cadbury's chocolate,
40:03times two of all the biscuits with a brew.
40:06Yeah.
40:07And ten packs of...
40:09Oh, see, the tools were only four in there.
40:12So that's 40 twirls.
40:14Yeah. What's not on there?
40:16Whisperfuckinggold.
40:19It is. You fucking killed it, bro.
40:21Thanks, man.
40:22I enjoyed the last task, 100%. I really enjoyed that.
40:26Like, I don't mind shit like that.
40:27Nathan had the balls to put you in.
40:29I couldn't comment on the last one.
40:31Last one, I backed out of.
40:34No, the whole thing, I was just like, yeah...
40:36I'll be honest, he took a good on him.
40:38Yeah, like, you know, fair play to him.
40:40The only thing about this whole thing
40:42that really, really pissed me off is when everyone went...
40:45Like, it's an easy task.
40:46Yeah, an easy task, and went, oh...
40:48That was the hardest one.
40:49Honestly, what a laugh.
40:51Who said yours was easy?
40:53Nathan said he didn't need help, it was an easy one.
40:57Have I done anything?
41:00I'm just a bit, like...
41:02It's not that you've done anything,
41:03I think I'm just taking things a bit differently, that's all.
41:06Like, what have I...
41:07My views have changed a little bit, but that's it.
41:10Personally, that's just me.
41:11On me?
41:12Yeah, yeah, just a little bit, but that's just me.
41:13On what?
41:14Just in general.
41:15Wait, like, what?
41:16Like, what, bro? Like, we're communicating.
41:18No, just as a person, that's all.
41:20I know you're a great guy.
41:22I like you as a person.
41:23But I've heard things as well that's made mine...
41:25that could have made mine change.
41:27Well, it was a thing of the past that you did.
41:29What did I do?
41:30See, you're not telling me your views.
41:32No, I'm just saying it's just, obviously,
41:33from my perspective of how I felt, things went.
41:36No, but, like, in what sense, bro?
41:38It's just what I feel.
41:39It's not what sense, it's just how I felt things were going.
41:42Oh, in the call today?
41:43Yeah, and everything else, yeah.
41:44So that's just my perspective.
41:46I was the only one sticking up for you.
41:49I'm not asking for, like, you know,
41:51for you to kind of, like, tell me that, you know,
41:54you were standing up for me and stuff like that.
41:55It's not what I'm looking for.
41:57I'm just taking a back seat a minute.
41:59Which is fair.
42:00But it's not that big.
42:03I don't care, bro.
42:04I don't want any more drama, bro.
42:06I just got out of drama, bro.
42:09It's not my time for drama now.
42:1810.53pm.
42:21Never have I ever voted Conservative.
42:24What is that? Wait, do we drink if we have...?
42:26I've never voted Conservative and I never will.
42:28That means you have.
42:29No, I've never voted Conservative!
42:31We've got her! We've got her!
42:32We've got her!
42:34Tori! Tori! Tori!
42:36Tori! Tori! Tori!
42:39I haven't! I mean, I haven't!
42:40But I did vote UKIP, so...
42:42SHE SCREAMS
42:45No, you didn't. Oh, my God.
42:47Oh, my God, Sarah, that's worse.
42:50Sarah, that's actually...
42:51I was so wrong.
42:52I have a lot of respect for Nigel Farage.
42:53I have a lot of respect for anyone that is so ballsy
42:55about their views and very straightforward.
42:57That's right, that's right.
42:58I think he's a great character,
43:01but I don't believe in what he believes.
43:04Izzaz is talking to Big Brother.
43:07They're kind of like the hierarchy of the group now,
43:11where it's like Khaled, Nathan, you know,
43:14Sheggs, whatever, they all got this thing
43:17where they believe they're above everyone else,
43:19which I don't really like.
43:21I still stand by, I think Sheggs is playing it safe.
43:23I think he still can be a nice guy at times,
43:27but I do think he's putting on a show most of the time.
43:30I've started noticing that he's just wanting to be
43:32the centre of conversations,
43:35which may be a part of him, I don't know,
43:37but I don't think it's normal for someone
43:40to do that consistently.
43:42What are your true feelings on Khaled now?
43:45I'm going to be quite weary of it now, to be honest,
43:48because it kind of resonates with some of the stuff
43:50Ali had said previously,
43:51and then obviously it's made me think a little bit about it.
43:55I think trying to reel someone in to be overly friendly and stuff
44:01and then have them on your side, I'm not going to do that.
44:03So I'm not going to be on anyone's side
44:05because they're just being overly friendly with me.
44:07But I can see through that a little bit now, to be honest.
44:11Khaled and Sheggan are talking about Izzaz.
44:15He said to me today, he went,
44:16oh, you know, my perspective, my view of you changed.
44:18My perspective of you changed.
44:19He went, I was hoping you were a good guy.
44:21He said that to Izz?
44:22He said that to me.
44:24Who do you call Izz, man?
44:25Bro, I don't know.
44:26He's different.
44:27When he said that view thing, I was like,
44:28you know, I've been sticking up for you today.
44:30And he was like, no, it's not that.
44:32I was like, all right, bro.
44:33What did he say? He said it doesn't matter.
44:34He didn't really say much, bro, I can't really remember.
44:36Yeah, he's in a bad headspace, you know?
44:39I'll probably keep him at a distance now.
44:42But before, like, us three were in a brotherhood properly.
44:44He said that as well today.
44:45To you? To you.
44:46I'm just going to take a step back.
44:47To you?
44:48He's taking a step back from you?
44:50Not from me, but I mean, he's like,
44:51all this shit that's going on in the house and that,
44:53he's like, I'm just taking a step back.
44:55I think he's feeling the heat a little bit on him
44:59and also his image is changing in the house.
45:02He can't play the super nice guy anymore.
45:07Martha is talking to Hannah about being up for eviction.
45:12You feel a bit like it's a popularity contest.
45:14Yeah. And I was never, like, majorly popular.
45:17Like, I always looked like a certain type of way, blah, blah, blah.
45:19So then I'm like, oh, if I get voted out,
45:21that means, like, people don't like me.
45:22And that reignites all those feelings of, like, maybe I'm not...
45:25Disappointing. Yeah.
45:26And it does, and, like, I don't even know it's true.
45:28But, like, it does, and I just... I don't know.
45:30I just think if I get... I think my girlfriend will be embarrassed,
45:33like, that I've been voted out.
45:34My family will be embarrassed, like, oh, thanks, Queen.
45:38Thank you so much.
45:39Then I just get a bit worried that maybe that's, like, not enough,
45:42you know? But...
45:44No, but at the end of the day,
45:45as long as you're being authentically yourself... Yeah.
45:48..in regards to, like, being voted off,
45:50you don't ever feel embarrassed. Yeah.
45:52That's one thing.
45:53I know, I'm just being a silly bitch, to be fair.
45:55No, you're not! You're not.
45:56You're not, because your emotions are valid.
45:58Yeah. They're 100% valid.
45:59It doesn't make it for very strong contenders,
46:02and I think I'm the weakest contender.
46:04What do you want to find to be strong?
46:06Because I think you're a strong character.
46:08I'm not against it. I think you're hilarious.
46:10And I think you're iconic.
46:11SHE LAUGHS
46:12And I couldn't imagine the house without you.
46:14Oh, Nils. Seriously.
46:26It's also Friday
46:28Tonight's at the place we started
46:31It's a long way back from start...
46:3412.45am.
46:38Nathan, Baked Potato and Lily are in the garden.
46:42Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
46:44Not that, Lily. Kiss! Kiss!
46:46No, Lily. Me and Rosie will kiss. Yeah.
46:50What's the harm in that, Nathan?
46:51What's the harm in that, Big Tattie?
46:54Kiss! Kiss!
46:57Yeah!
46:59You're happy? That you, you're happy now?
47:01One more.
47:03Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
47:05SHE LAUGHS
47:08Eee!
47:14Why are we kissing?
47:16Liam, what are you doing? Stop it.
47:17What are we doing? Stop it.
47:19SHE LAUGHS
47:22I need a snog.
47:23Oh, fuck off, Lily.
47:24Would you snog me, Baked Potato?
47:26Snog you? Yeah. No.
47:28If Nathan likes you, you can snog.
47:32Watch, watch, whoa, whoa, whoa.
47:34Right, let us all, like, have a little snog.
47:37No! Lily, get a snog.
47:39If you want to snog each other, that's fine. I don't.
47:41I'm happy with Big Tattie.
47:44No, but a kiss means nothing.
47:45Huh? A kiss means nothing.
47:48Away we go.
47:49Oh, God, I think I'm going to move and let...
47:51No! All I could hear was Nathan's laugh.
47:53Agh! Agh! Agh!
47:55Come here, come here, come here. Talk to me.
47:57What's the secrets? Nothing.
48:00I kissed Nathan and Nathan kissed Baked Tattie.
48:03Two minutes.
48:05That's why she was over there.
48:07Distressed. It was a peck, and I was like...
48:09It was a really good peck.
48:11Why do you look so distressed? I don't look stressed.
48:13Can you, like, distressed?
48:14I don't look distressed.
48:16What are you talking about?
48:17I don't know what happened over here before I came in.
48:19Nothing, literally nothing. I'm going to go inside.
48:21Oh, what? Nothing happened.
48:23What have I done?
48:25Literally nothing. You've done nothing.
48:30What happened? Who was?
48:32Her, she's not... What's wrong?
48:34She's a bit on edge.
48:35What stays in the garden stays in the garden.
48:37What happens in the garden stays in the garden.
48:39I mean, yeah, but what's happened with you and Baked Potato?
48:41What stays in the garden stays in the garden.
48:43What's happened with you and Baked Potato?
48:44Nothing, what are you talking about?
48:46There's something going on there, cos she looked, like...
48:48Yeah, she looked, like, flustered after she kissed you.
48:50Like, lost after she kissed you.
48:52Lost. Lost.
48:54Oh, do you know what? I think she might like you now.
48:56What?!
48:57Well, she must be mental, then.
48:59No.
49:00Why is it Potato?
49:01Oh, he's running away as well!
49:03He got them. He's going for Baked Potato.
49:05I'm not. Can you find out what happened, then, at least?
49:07With who? Why did she run off like that?
49:09I don't think she ran off. I think she was fine.
49:12Are they in love?
49:14I think they are. I knew it.
49:15What are you doing out there?
49:16I'm just trying to run away from Lily.
49:19What are they doing? They're just being mad.
49:22What's happened? Nothing.
49:23No, I swear. Nothing.
49:24OK.
49:26Oh, my Baked Potato.
49:27I ran away.
49:29What? I ran away as well.
49:30Why?
49:31I'm being very inquisitive.
49:33From who?
49:34I'm not. I was here, I'm not going to...
49:36OK, go in the other room. Go in the other room.
49:38Yeah, I'm going in here.
49:39It's not a feast, is it?
49:41You? Yes, please.
49:43Urgh!
49:46I don't understand that.
49:48Am I being paranoid, or what?
49:49No.
49:50I sort of love it. You're sick of it.
49:52It was a bit weird, wasn't it?
49:53SHE LAUGHS
49:59So, so, so.
50:02What was Lily doing? Why?
50:04What? What do you mean?
50:05Why was she kissing us?
50:06No, she just knows they were kissing.
50:08Knows what?
50:09Us.
50:10We haven't done anything.
50:12No, I know, no, I know.
50:13No, I know, but we...
50:14We are...
50:16We've done nothing.
50:19Are you OK? Yeah, why?
50:20Yeah. I'm just making sure you're all right, darling.
50:22Honestly, everything's good. Definitely.
50:24Something's happened, though, isn't it?
50:26No, it hasn't, it hasn't, it hasn't.
50:27Are you sure? Yeah.
50:29Positive, Dean.
50:30All right, all right, you do you, then.
50:31You do you.
50:39No!
50:40No!
50:42Shit!
50:43Hang on.
50:46Oh, are you all right? Yeah.
50:47Yeah. Do you want me to go?
50:49What? No. No?
50:50You carry on.
50:52What are you hiding? Nothing!
50:54What is it? Nothing.
50:56What is it? Nothing!
50:58But I asked you and you were like, nothing, nothing, nothing,
51:00and then as soon as Nathan came down,
51:01you were like, Nathan, come here, come here, come here.
51:05OK, I'll brush my teeth in the other room.
51:07Yeah, go in the other room.
51:09We're literally fine.
51:13SHE SNORES
51:221.07am.
51:24Dean and Baked Potato are talking about Lily.
51:29No, she's just fucking with me.
51:30She's fucking with everyone else.
51:32Oh, is she being a bit crazy? Yeah.
51:34Oh, no.
51:35She's literally kissing everyone.
51:37Oh, I don't love that.
51:39He's laughing.
51:40Did she kiss you?
51:41It's fucking hard.
51:42She kissed me and Nathan.
51:44What, like, full-on...
51:45No! No, no, just like a little, like, mwah.
51:48I ain't saying that.
51:49It's, like, cute, but, like, also, like...
51:51Yeah, it's like, there's a wee peck. Yeah.
51:53Oh, so she's a bit drunk, though, Lily, isn't she?
51:55She's drunk. We're all drunk.
51:56But we're not necking on.
51:59Well...
52:00Oh, did you snog her?
52:02No. No, I'm joking.
52:03Why did you be snogging... Cos you went, well!
52:05It was a joke.
52:08Who did she snog? Not you. No-one. Not me.
52:10Oh, OK. No, not me.
52:13So that means someone got snogged.
52:15No-one got snogged. No-one got snogged.
52:17Oh, OK, well, it's not that deep, then. It's fine. Yeah.
52:21Go and brush your teeth, darling.
52:22Get ready for bed, darling. Go and brush your teeth.
52:24Yeah. Go get ready, darling.
52:27What the fuck? Don't really answer it.
52:29You don't want to know. No, I do.
52:31What happened? Nothing.
52:32I need to know, Nathan, I need to know.
52:34No, I'm fine. No, no, no, no.
52:36Her and Lily? No.
52:37You and Lily? No.
52:38You and her?
52:41No.
52:42Oh, really? No, nope, nope.
52:44Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
52:47Nope, nope, nope. OK, OK, OK, nothing happened.
52:49All right. Oh, God. I believe you, I believe you.
52:51I'll carry on. I believe you.
52:53I believe you. Oh!
52:56What time is it?
52:58It's, like... Cheekle time.
53:04Oh, big tattie. Just shut up.
53:06Shut up, big tattie. I didn't say anything.
53:08Shut up, big tattie. I didn't say anything.
53:10And then I get quizzed. Then I get quizzed.
53:12About what? It's, like, right, OK, it was, like,
53:14as you and Lily, and I'm, like, no!
53:16And he's, like, big tattie and Lily. I'm, like, no!
53:18And then he's, like, big tattie and you, and I'm, like...
53:21No!
53:22You said something.
53:24No, I didn't. I promise I didn't. What did you do?
53:26Well, no, but I was just more definitive
53:28in my first answers than I was in my last.
53:30Oh, for God's sake!
53:33It's all your fault, big tattie. I didn't do anything!
53:37Lily has come to the diary room.
53:40There has been a lot of juicy gossip tonight.
53:42So, I was, like, oh, my God, Nathan kissed Baked Potato,
53:47and they kiss, and I just thought they were joking,
53:50so I was, like, oh, my God, Baked Potato kissed me,
53:52and she was, like...
53:53And then I was, like, Nathan kissed me, and he was, like...
53:56And then, turns out, Nathan likes Baked Potato!
54:00SHE SCREAMS
54:03But I just want to kiss anyone,
54:06so I'm kind of annoyed that they have a connection.
54:10During a fire alarm earlier in the week,
54:12Nathan and Baked Potato had a secret chat,
54:15and Nathan is filling Ali in.
54:18Like, she didn't have any issues. I jumped on my back.
54:21Then we got out of here and spoke openly, freely, and it was perfect.
54:25I don't know what she's doing, but it's not right.
54:29Can I join in? I'm drunk. No.
54:31Have you and Baked Potato had this, like, little thing? Yes.
54:33Oh, my... So, they've had a conversation?
54:36During the fire alarm. During the fire alarm.
54:38Let's wait till we're out of this place before we carry on.
54:42So, they needed a bit of discretion.
54:45I was just sitting there... And then you blew it up.
54:47Not well. I was, like, yeah, let's all kiss each other as a joke.
54:49Exactly. So, it really wasn't perfect timing.
54:52Oh, what, I carry on? Oh, God, the whole plan was,
54:55we'll just...above...
54:57thingy and above board until we're out of here,
55:00and then we'll date and we'll see what happens.
55:02So, you fancy Baked Potato?
55:04Well, who wouldn't?
55:05And for some reason, yeah, she thinks I'm rather...
55:08excellent, which is, yeah, quite funny.
55:11You are really bad. I can't believe it.
55:14I feel like I played Cupid tonight.
55:16Well... You brought it into the open.
55:19Yeah, you've certainly played Cupid if Cupid's aim was to tell
55:22everyone else in the house. Well, no, I played Cupid, 100%.
55:25245am.
55:28All of the housemates are in bed.
55:31What the fuck is this in my bed, guys?
55:33Oh, fuck off, you dutty bastards.
55:36Who's put that in my bed?
55:38What is it? Who's put that in my bed?
55:41What is it? You know what it is.
55:44No, we don't. What is it? Oh, fuck off.
55:47Is it a TV set?
55:48It's a TV set.
55:50It's a TV set.
55:51It's a TV set.
55:53What is it? Oh, fuck off.
55:55Is it a tampon? No, it's not a fucking tampon.
55:58What is it?
55:59Oh, it's a fucking condom and you all know it, you bastards.
56:03Oh...
56:04Come on, scream it.
56:06That's funny.
56:07I hate the lot of you.
56:09I'm sorry, I'm crying.
56:17This week, Ali,
56:19Dears, Lily
56:22and Martha face the public vote.
56:25Who goes?
56:27You decide.
56:30Head to the app to vote for the housemate you want to evict.
56:34The housemate with the most votes will be evicted.
56:38Voting is free and you can access it via the app.
56:42You can vote up to five times.
56:45The vote closes in Friday's eviction show.
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