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00:00First Dual Sports New York City we are here for the nicest please make some
00:04noise y'all. I'm your host Organic these are full compliment battles no dissing
00:14your opponent and of course I got the nicest co-host in the game. Yes sir it's
00:18Roan but what we're about to experience is battle rap history the first ever
00:24father versus son battle it's the teacher versus the pupil it's the
00:30Padawan versus the Jedi you know what to do bro. I'm proud to do this one.
00:44Battler to my right introduce yourself. Hey real quick man shout out my favorite
00:50battle rapper of all time Pat Stay.
01:00Battler to my left introduce yourself. Long live Charlie justice for Charlie
01:05and Pat I know you'd be smiling at this shit bro. Real deal chose to go first
01:14it's on the teacher Trevor Weller jr. 6'1 250 all natty so hold back on the
01:29jokes about roids boomers feeling like Russell Wilson NFL and the boys future
01:35they said the Lions are down a middle backer don't think I ain't hear them
01:40Detroit rumors ever since a kid he was a little giant ladies loved him like
01:46jr. Floyd he had hands like Floyd jr. he was the coolest kid growing up your
01:54birthday parties for sure were my favorite I know I'm your dad but just
02:00being around you and all them cool friends of yours was amazing we would
02:05light the candles and I would bring the Oreo cake in I'd be dying I'd say make a
02:10wish I was shouting out the organization
02:21y'all know that nervous moment for parents when kids become drivers that
02:27lead foot gas pedal you ain't think your anxiety gets much higher not this dude
02:32first day on some going rogue shit Tokyo drifts and doughnuts on one tire they
02:39just fucking cast him in fast and the furious and the car that game was a
02:42Pontiac cuz Sunfire now you probably wonder why I still got this fucking
02:52beard cuz I wanted to shave our faces in the mirror but I never got the chance to
02:59demonstrate it or tell him yet cuz since sixth grade he's been a samurai with
03:03shit blades I had to step away and just self-assess them wondering how he did
03:08that look at that chin strap I mean it's look how crazy the L connects Gillette
03:18is more your field and fucking Brady and Belichick he's not perfect sometimes
03:28growing up you'd fuck up what's worse I'd catch you lying about it I'd say go
03:32to your room you'd say well I'll be bored we'll go outside of the house then
03:37your mom would look at me like you just let him off the hook all surprised and
03:42astounded I said would you look at him for God's
03:45sakes woman he's too fly to be grounded
03:50I said yo y'all know I've never been in a fight I have yet to throw a punch or
04:09get punched I don't know I just felt the need to be rumbling all the time more
04:13less dumb I never even been close to fighting except in 2009 I'll never
04:20forget once cuz of you actually I was just three years old and ready to shoot
04:26the fade with Cortez son
04:30shoot the fade with Cortez son you know what it's like having such a popular
04:44parent walk in the class as soon as I take my headphones off it's just you know
04:54that joint from your pops is a bop I'm gonna share it
04:57Jay-z said he's dropping some soon when it drops we'll compare it do you know
05:02what it's like telling people my dad is a rapper and not be embarrassed
05:08career day career day yeah dad's filing cops are hard-nosed firefighters business
05:36people rockin sharp clothes the teacher pulls me aside Trevor I love your
05:40honesty with the prompt this part though your dad is sick he's been battling for
05:45years I'm sorry we can talk more tomorrow but your dad's been on smack
05:51since he was six dad's been on smack since you were six I'm sorry that's an
06:06awfully hard road but who is Don DeMarco you've been there every time I
06:15needed you parenting to this guy it's not some kind of trend or fad I come
06:21home from school work splayed on the table you're teaching me how to read
06:25write correctly add there used to be tears falling kindergarten year every
06:30time I left the pad yeah those same tears that fell when I grabbed my diploma
06:33this kindergartner became your special grad football games rain or shine he's
06:38there it don't matter if the weather is bad holidays like Christmas we'd be
06:42twinning on accident both of us dressed in plaid now I'm gonna show you what
06:45it's like
06:55holidays like Christmas we'd be accidentally twinning both of us dressed
07:00in plaid now I'm gonna show you what it's like a kid on Christmas and it's
07:04gonna be the best you ever had it's a wrap put a bow on it he's getting put in
07:08the box for being such a present dad
07:31be nice back
07:41Pierce Brosnan Sean Connery me and you I'm just listening the most special of
07:50bonds in high school and high school I was next level but accept this baton
07:59cuz damn your legacy strong just last year as a 12th grader he won best
08:03dressed at the prom in the back sipping a punch so strong it gave the rest of
08:07the seniors fucking fencing response now he's a freshman in college and he's a
08:14lethal weapon in pong celebrity shots redemption cups until the kegs are all
08:20gone growing up I drive you to school you take the aux cord nothing but
08:26exceptional songs I can't even take you fishing anymore cuz last time you caught
08:33a fucking Megalodon junior has never been a problem child that's a b-rated
08:44movie but I'm at it juniors never been a problem child as far as my buttons as
08:50far as pushing my buttons oh shit I'm not choked I'm choked up
08:55alright there's a difference
09:02juniors never been a problem child as far as my buttons he's never pushed one
09:07I feel like Shamar Moore when people say I'm where you got your looks from now
09:12normally I'm not the type to use Elijah Wood puns cliffhanger I would also
09:18choose you over Macaulay Culkin cuz you're such a good son you are a tank
09:25no one would stand in front of not even in Tiananmen you're right I put
09:33everything you do under a microscope cuz damn this kids a specimen but how about
09:39his grades though enough about his lifting regimen when he was growing up I
09:43saw a come home more times than Ricky Henderson he's also carefree and fun
09:55y'all think that makes you soft does it plus he's good with kids everything from
10:00impressions to sock puppets but don't get it twisted ever since a baby in the
10:09womb he was someone that you do not fuck with I don't even talk about how he's my
10:13only child in the sonogram showed octuplets
10:26hold it down hold it down let's go let's get right in high school I was an
10:38offensive lineman I was out here bullying dudes largely cuz I don't got
10:43hands I'm cool with it too but seeing you take the pigskin throw a couple
10:48every day after school was the truth that's ironic I don't think I caught one
10:52of them passes I'll catch a fucking bullet for you question so any nervous
11:01parents out here looking for guidance there's your model sadly there's places
11:07in this world where babies and toddlers are barely cuddled not me though I was
11:11out here wearing swaddles resting in my dad's arms while he prepared the bottle
11:15talk nurturance as a child I was held more than Aaron Donald and it's really
11:23crazy how you're known for your grill work and you ain't forming a master with
11:29the spatula truly a chef the new age Gordon I don't got to do nothing grab
11:34the patties the Franks don't get the butane for him he'll be having those
11:38grill master nights looking cool as flu game Jordans the way you be on your
11:43grind remind me of some dude off X Games young grasshopper however you my pop
11:50sensei I love watching the games with you just to hear about all the jewels
11:54you drop next day you make talking sports cool as a Lucas shot with a
11:58Stuart Scott catchphrase now I'm new to this but I do understand there comes a
12:07time and around where the battle rap is over since y'all like angle so much I
12:12went with nothing but sports bars see if me or dad is doper not only did you step
12:16up to the plate Marge Simpson smash the homer
12:25smash the homer Trevor you are a Hall of Fame Padre that's my closer to
12:37fighting around let's go it's a real deal I'm gonna try to get through this
12:41one be nice back man come on you are my sunshine my only sunshine you made me
12:59when skies are gray or hazy like an IPA my sun shines like the brightest rays a
13:08tug of emotion like a flood or an ocean a tidal wave I'm trying to write the
13:11highest praise my hero so my dying days my light it came when fighting pain goes
13:16through hoops to make this lion tame not only lights a fire under me but stoked
13:19to see the fire ablaze sometimes I just stare at you with a silent gaze a
13:23wordsmith who can't find the praise I said at times when I'm alive grenade you
13:27helped me put a pin in it and I'm amazed cuz some days I wake up and I
13:31feel especially weak whether it's decisions I made or having to live
13:35through a day where I wrestle with grief on those times where my own face becomes
13:38depressing to see the only reason I can look in the mirrors cuz people said
13:42you're a reflection of me bread winning respects women humble and he's grateful
13:52never judges cuz it's shameful whether hungry or it's playful don't hold
13:56grudges cuz it's hateful ask his brother he's the staple ask his mother
13:59he's an angel stands on principle visible brings injustice to the table
14:04sympathetic understanding generous and advocate altruistic honest empathetic
14:10compassionate fucking protects the children respects the elderly roots for
14:15people not a speck of jealousy I said a call you need a hug to have the weather
14:20every storm confronted on Charlie's soul a heart of gold guided by a moral
14:25compass I could have made this an unlimited round cuz I'm your biggest fan
14:29by far the only thing that makes me more proud of the boy you were is how proud I
14:34am of the man you are
14:48find around it's on Trevor jr. let's go all right I'm not gonna lie fuck all
14:53that let's do some impressions so look we're gonna do a little word
14:56association right if you're waiting for me to rhyme I'm not cuz I this I'm I'm
15:00not rapping this is just impressions so I need two words just two that you think
15:07of when you hear the word caring okay entitled you make caring or care in
15:13caring okay sharing supportive sharing and supportive you know like I don't
15:31share a whole lot of things like the clam I buy my drinks I don't buy anyone
15:35else's drinks you know I'm on the stingier side but you know I just I've
15:39been inspired ever since I saw you give me the shark for absolutely free which I
15:45definitely didn't just take out of the room and not tell you about but it's
15:47it's it's eye-opening to see how sharing someone can really be and I believe the
15:56other way was caring am I am I correct in saying this can I get a sidekick
16:03you are a caring son of a bitch I mean really I thought me and Brian were close
16:13and then me and you like we stepped into the room it's kind of hard to explain
16:17because I'm Stewie and Trevor but let's just say Stewie and Brian are in the room
16:21me and you step in they're enemies now I only chose those impressions to show you
16:27always been a family guy I need two more words we're gonna go word
16:33association with fatherhood hit me loving guardian hey look man I'm not
16:44gonna lie I'm lost as fuck right now I was trying to piece some shit together I
16:50know the Guardians is an NHL team I don't know where the fuck they play I
16:54mean it's like the Guardians of the Galaxy that was a pretty good you you
16:58protect me man that's what you do I can tell you you protect me you got each
17:00other's back who got the other word for loving like I mean dude like you can be
17:14loving like you got like sparks of it you know and then you're just like a
17:18dick but it's alright it's okay cuz I'm a dick it's it's like two peas in a
17:23pod and both the peas are dicks and this is getting progressively gay I'm gonna
17:29move on I'm gonna move on now I do two comedians to show your stand-up side I'm
17:39not gonna lie to y'all I need two more I need two more give me two words you
17:44think of when you hear the word parent broken unconditional so here's the deal
17:56okay Tony Stark by the way genius billionaire playboy philanthropist I'm
18:02not broke that's that's like my whole thing I'm not broke I had the Iron Man
18:06suit but it's commemorable being broke you know like props to you you made it
18:10out you're officially middle-class in America so hey kudos and then we had
18:18unconditional Wow the amount of like just unconditional love I'm always
18:25feeling it's it radiates it's like you have this like loving aura it's like
18:30wow you know I leave the room I feel loved I come back I feel extra love it's
18:37it's crazy Wow now I did those two actors to show the roles you play daily
18:43I need two more not gonna lie I know y'all sick this is a long-ass round I
18:49knew this going in it was gonna be a long-ass fucking round I just need two
18:54words when you hear the phrase role model father of the year and you're on
19:00fire appreciate imitate thank you
19:07so mr. monster you're just the father of the year there's no two ways about it I
19:29was raised from a little chick in the nest you were raised in the hard slums
19:35of Pittsburgh not very hard but that's low income and you made it and now we
19:43can officially crown real deal the rapping teaching loving assisting
19:49promoting father of the year I did those two Sesame Street impressions because
19:56Sesame is the only street you let raise me I can do over a hundred and fifty
20:02impressions but the way I see none of them will ever be as impactful as the
20:08impression you left on me
20:33you guys that shit bro that shit was beautiful that shit was a fucking moment
20:37bro that shit was beautiful