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00:00Ueda Channel!
00:02Nice to meet you!
00:05I'm getting used to this school.
00:08I'm getting used to it.
00:10It's easy to talk to and it's nice to see.
00:13I think I can come here every time.
00:15It's like a studio.
00:16I think I can come to Ueda school.
00:18Ah, that's good.
00:20It's like a school, including the stupid things we've done so far.
00:25You've been doing this for 19 years.
00:28I'm scared of the ground wave.
00:30I'm scared of the ground wave.
00:32What are you going to do today?
00:33Today, I'm going to go up to the ground wave.
00:35The first project is called Obaka Saikyo Ketteisen.
00:38We've done a lot of stupid projects,
00:42but since we're on the ground wave,
00:45I want to shoot a galaxy show.
00:48Let's shoot it.
00:50Well, I want to shoot it.
00:52Didn't you shoot it?
00:54I didn't shoot it.
00:55I've shot it five or six times.
00:57I haven't shot it once in three years.
00:59I haven't shot it.
01:01Sometimes, academic meetings are necessary.
01:04To shoot a galaxy show?
01:06That's right.
01:07Okay, Obaka Saikyo Ketteisen.
01:09It's the exact opposite.
01:11I can't shoot Obaka Saikyo Ketteisen.
01:13Really?
01:14So today, I'm going to call a comedian who is a lawyer.
01:19I'm going to ask him about being a lawyer.
01:22So you're going to shoot a galaxy show with human power?
01:24That's what I'm going to do.
01:26I'm going to shoot it.
01:29Today's guest is Mr. Kotake Seigikan.
01:33Nice to meet you.
01:34I'm guilty.
01:35Nice to meet you.
01:36I'm Kotake Seigikan.
01:37Nice to meet you.
01:38Nice to meet you.
01:39Kotake Seigikan is a two-time lawyer and comedian who has solved many requests so far.
01:47He's going to shoot a galaxy show with an academic project.
01:52Actually, four and a half years ago, he was excited about the behind-the-scenes story of the lawyer industry.
01:58He has something to say to Ueda.
02:01The first thing I want to say is that when I was called four and a half years ago,
02:04I was told that I would be called again soon.
02:06It's been four and a half years since then, so I'm going to give up everything.
02:13Four and a half years is just a few months.
02:15It's just a few months.
02:16I thought I'd be called in a few months.
02:20That's your own interpretation.
02:22It's a human interpretation.
02:24It's a general, rational interpretation.
02:26We're on a space scale.
02:27If you think about it from the perspective of the 1.4 billion-year-old Big Bang, it's just a moment.
02:32It's just a moment.
02:33It's still soon.
02:34I don't know if that will work in court.
02:38This is bad.
02:39I'm going to lose.
02:40Are you going to bring this story to court?
02:42I don't feel like I can win.
02:43I'll go to court right away.
02:45You're a bad junior.
02:47I can't do anything bad.
02:49This is a real lawyer's badge.
02:51This is a real lawyer's badge.
02:53Give it to me.
02:55I can't give it to you.
02:57Can't I buy it?
02:59It's a pigeon badge.
03:02It's not peace.
03:03It's not peace.
03:04Can't I buy a pigeon badge?
03:05There's only one lawyer's badge.
03:07Do you buy it?
03:09It's given to you first.
03:12It's hard to lose it.
03:14What happens if you lose it?
03:15You write a letter of apology.
03:19If you pay for it, it will be reissued.
03:22But the number of reissues is engraved on the back of the badge.
03:29It's an unauthorized number.
03:31If you ask a lawyer to show you the back of the lawyer's badge,
03:36If you say you don't want to show it,
03:38You may not be able to prove it.
03:40It's a mess.
03:43I see.
03:44What is the difference between a lawyer's job and a comedian's job?
03:49I became more famous among lawyers.
03:54I got more jobs from lawyers' meetings.
03:57What do you mean?
03:58When a lawyer's meeting held an event,
04:01I was asked to make a joke.
04:03Make a joke?
04:05That's funny.
04:06I once went to a lawyer's meeting in Sapporo.
04:10A lawyer's meeting in Sapporo?
04:13I made a joke about introducing a strange law.
04:18It was funny to ordinary people.
04:20But almost everyone was a lawyer that day.
04:22Everyone said,
04:23Oh, I know that.
04:25That's right.
04:27But I didn't get it at all.
04:29You knew it.
04:31You were exposed.
04:33A lawyer's comedian, Justice Kotake,
04:36The back side of the law.
04:38It's a lot of trouble for the public.
04:40It reveals the reality of an unfair trial.
04:43There's a way to call it in the industry.
04:46We call a prosecutor a P.
04:49P?
04:50In English, prosecutors are called prosecutors.
04:52Prosecutor.
04:54A judge is called a J.
04:56Judge J.
04:58The person in charge is called J.
05:02It's like an industry.
05:07We call a lawyer a B.
05:09B?
05:10A lawyer's B.
05:11It's lame.
05:12It's not that Japanese.
05:14Maybe the person who said it first didn't think of the lawyer's English.
05:18We call a lawyer a B.
05:21What do you call a lawyer in English?
05:23Lawyer.
05:25You don't say L.
05:27We don't say L.
05:29I see.
05:30I feel like I said L or Death Note.
05:36B is easier to get along with.
05:38B is easier to get along with.
05:40We're getting closer to Galaxy.
05:42We're counting on you, Galaxy.
05:44We're drinking, so please do it.
05:48We have a quiz for you.
05:52He's smart.
05:54He thinks a lot.
05:56Let's get started.
06:00This question is from Minpo.
06:03In the following case, the marriage will be invalid.
06:06The marriage will be invalid even if the marriage certificate is issued.
06:14This is the question.
06:19This is the only question?
06:20Yes.
06:21This is the question.
06:23Does that mean both of them are correct?
06:26There are many possible answers, but this is the only one.
06:31There's only one?
06:32I don't know, but does that mean there's already a spouse?
06:37In that case, the marriage will be invalid.
06:40It's not invalid, but it's a cancellation.
06:43A cancellation.
06:44It's different from invalid.
06:45It's different from invalid.
06:48The name, age, birthplace, and even existence of the spouse is a risk.
06:56Everything is a lie.
07:00Nothing is real.
07:03It's pretty close.
07:08I don't really like it.
07:10It's a matter of feeling.
07:12That's no good.
07:13Have you heard of it?
07:15Have you heard of it?
07:19Say something.
07:20No, I haven't.
07:22That's stupid.
07:24I'll give you the answer.
07:26The answer is a case of a misunderstanding.
07:30What do you mean?
07:31What do you mean?
07:32I got married, but it wasn't this person.
07:35What do you mean by a misunderstanding?
07:37I was going to draw with Uya-san.
07:40But while I was drawing, Uya-san was called by someone.
07:43And a different person happened to sit here.
07:45I thought it was Uya-san, and I said,
07:47Hey, Uya-san, can you draw this?
07:49No, he doesn't draw.
07:51He just happens to come and doesn't draw.
07:53He has a pen.
07:55I have one.
07:56I said, okay, and I drew it.
07:58Uya-san came back from the bathroom.
08:00I said, okay, I did it.
08:02He came back.
08:04I looked at it, and the name was different.
08:06I said, I'm sorry, but it's not like that.
08:08That's exactly what it is.
08:10It's not like that.
08:12That's exactly what it is.
08:13I didn't know it was like that.
08:14Is it really like that?
08:16No, I've never seen it.
08:18It's written like this in the law.
08:21It's written in detail.
08:23It's written in detail.
08:25It's written including these possibilities.
08:27It's written at this level.
08:29That's amazing.
08:31I thought it was something to write about.
08:34It's prohibited in section 76 of the Road Traffic Act.
08:39On the road.
08:41You have to be careful.
08:44Something you do often?
08:45You might make a mistake and do it.
08:48Something you do on the road.
08:50When do you reverse it?
08:52Reverse it.
08:54That's a violation.
08:56The answer is...
08:58If you install a fake traffic light on the road.
09:03You might make a mistake and do it.
09:06There's no way anyone would do it.
09:08Was there a case like this in the past?
09:11If there was, it would be a problem.
09:13That's why it's in the law.
09:16You think about all kinds of possibilities.
09:18That's amazing.
09:20This might not be possible.
09:23The next case is a dog or a horse.
09:25This is a hint.
09:26I want you to be careful when walking a dog.
09:30It's a crime.
09:31It's a criminal offense.
09:32If a dog poops while walking,
09:35do you throw it to someone else's house?
09:39That would be a crime.
09:41It's not like that.
09:42It's a dog.
09:44It's a mother.
09:46If you let a mother walk a dog,
09:49it's not that serious of a crime.
09:51No, it's illegal.
09:53It's illegal.
09:56As long as the person is willing.
09:57As long as the person is willing.
09:58As long as the person is willing.
09:59As long as the person is willing.
10:00But let's not walk a dog.
10:03It's fine.
10:04This is a criminal offense.
10:07Let's not do it.
10:08It's legal.
10:10It's legal.
10:12If you use a dog to surprise a cow.
10:16That's new.
10:17What kind of law is that?
10:19It's a criminal offense.
10:21In Japan?
10:22In Japan.
10:23To be exact,
10:24if you surprise a cow and make it run away.
10:28If you surprise a cow and make it run away.
10:31It's a big problem.
10:32Is this kind of law because of something?
10:35I think so.
10:36It's a very old law.
10:39It's because cows are important.
10:41It's a property.
10:43It's a property.
10:44It's a property.
10:45It's a property.
10:46If you use a dog for less than 2 years,
10:48you're fined 200,000 yen.
10:50It's a big problem.
10:52It's because it's less than 2 years.
10:54It's heavy.
10:55Mr. Shimizu is careful.
10:57Really?
10:58You do that often?
10:59I think I do.
11:01I do.
11:02I got it.
11:03If you open up 3 points.
11:053 points.
11:06It's close.
11:07If you open up 3 points.
11:08It's close.
11:09The answer is,
11:11if you destroy the water pipe and break the dam.
11:15It's not close.
11:17It's a story about someone who saw 3 points.
11:21If you break the dam,
11:23you'll be like,
11:25what?
11:26But it doesn't matter to me.
11:28It doesn't matter to me.
11:29It doesn't matter to me.
11:31You break the dam.
11:33But it's less than 2 years.
11:35It's heavier.
11:36That's right.
11:37It's heavier than you think.
11:39It's less than 2 years.
11:41It's 200,000 yen.
11:42It's cheap.
11:43It's cheap.
11:44I don't agree with that.
11:46You can make it heavier.
11:47You can make it heavier.
11:48If you cause more damage,
11:50you'll be charged with more crimes.
11:52Like damage to property.
11:53You'll be charged with more crimes.
11:56I see.
11:57If a lawyer does this,
11:58you won't be charged.
12:00Because you know.
12:01Because you know.
12:02You'll just be like,
12:03I know.
12:04You'll be re-confirmed.
12:06You know.
12:07I know.
12:08Moving on.
12:09The law is
12:11about the definition of words.
12:15If you don't understand the meaning of the words,
12:17you won't know what to do.
12:19The law is about the definition of words.
12:22The law is about the definition of words.
12:25Let me read it.
12:26The word 〇〇 means
12:28the shape of a large cross-section.
12:30The shape of a large cross-section is
12:31a circle, a big circle, a rectangle, a square, a triangle,
12:33or a polygon.
12:36The word 〇〇.
12:38The shape of a large cross-section?
12:40The shape of a large cross-section?
12:41The shape of a large cross-section?
12:42I think Beppu knows this.
12:44Really?
12:45I don't think Beppu knows this.
12:47I don't think Beppu knows this.
12:48I don't think Beppu knows this.
12:50Just imagine it.
12:52Just imagine it.
12:53Oh, 500 yen?
12:54Oh, 500 yen?
12:55That's a lot.
12:57You look like you know it.
13:00You look like you know it.
13:01I'll give you the answer.
13:02The word 〇〇 is
13:04a stick.
13:07A stick.
13:08A stick.
13:09A stick.
13:10A stick.
13:11What is this?
13:12A stick.
13:13This is a stick, and that's why the fight happens.
13:16This is not a stick.
13:17This is not a stick.
13:18Is there a time when we all disagree with a stick?
13:21Is there a time when we all disagree with a stick?
13:22We say that this is not a stick.
13:24This is a similar thing.
13:26I think you've got the hang of it.
13:28〇〇 is a product that has a uniform thickness and does not protrude in the middle.
13:31The cross-section is a rectangle.
13:33The thickness is less than 1 tenth of the width.
13:36Less than 1 tenth of the width?
13:39Uniform thickness and...
13:41Ita.
13:42Correct.
13:42Wow!
13:43What?
13:43Wow!
13:44Wow!
13:44The talent exploded!
13:46Wow!
13:46Ita!
13:47Wow!
13:47Ita-jyo is written on it!
13:49The description says ita-jyo.
13:50Ita-jyo is written on it!
13:51Wow!
13:52You can't write what you mean.
13:54No, no, no.
13:55Ita-jyo is...
13:56It's like a human being.
13:58It's like a human-like shape.
13:59To explain, you have to use the word ita-jyo.
14:03But you already defined it.
14:04I already know.
14:05Someone who knows about ita-jyo will write it.
14:08Wow, you're amazing, Haori.
14:10You're amazing, Haori.
14:12So, that was about the sentences.
14:16Now, I'd like to ask you some questions about the trial.
14:22There's a case I'm investigating in the criminal investigation service.
14:25There's a case I'm investigating in the criminal investigation service.
14:26There's a case I'm investigating in the criminal investigation service.
14:28There are many cases where the excuse for the disappearance is changed.
14:32So, can you tell us what kind of excuse was used in the trial?
14:36It's not related to you, but...
14:38It's not related to you, but...
14:40It's not related to you, but...
14:41You should get a license.
14:42That's right.
14:43Can I have your contact information?
14:48A woman who drank with a man she married and then took him to her apartment.
14:56A woman who drank with a man she married and then took him to her apartment.
14:58A woman who drank with a man she married and then took him to her apartment.
15:13A woman who drank with a man she married and then took him to her apartment.
15:14A woman who drank with a man she married and then took him to her apartment.
15:15Did he ask her to lend him the bathroom?
15:17He was in the apartment for a long time.
15:19For a long time?
15:20I know a lot about wallpapers.
15:22I told him I wanted to buy a wallpaper, so I measured the size.
15:25No.
15:27It's a legal question.
15:28You said you wanted it.
15:29I don't want it.
15:30I'm sorry.
15:32I have a question.
15:33What did you want?
15:36I don't want anything.
15:38Not even one?
15:40Not even one.
15:41A lot.
15:42A lot.
15:44A lot.
15:45What kind of reaction was that?
15:47Did he use Japanese?
15:48What kind of reaction was that?
15:49Did he use Japanese?
15:50I can't tell you the reason.
15:54He was taking a yoga lesson.
15:58That's a good reason.
16:01She was a yoga teacher.
16:05The judge judged that it was a strange way of thinking for a man and a woman to take a yoga lesson after drinking.
16:16It's common sense.
16:17It's common sense.
16:19It's strange.
16:20It's strange.
16:22It's better not to use this excuse.
16:25It's better not to use it.
16:26It's better not to use it.
16:27Yoga is not good.
16:28Let's be careful.
16:29Yoga is not good.
16:31Let's remember this.
16:32A man's excuse that he found out that he was staying at a love hotel with his lover.
16:40I wanted to avoid the rain.
16:44There is such a thing.
16:46For example, he went to a love hotel as a place to take a break.
16:50It's written as a break.
16:51It's the most famous one.
16:53It's common sense.
16:55How did the judge judge?
16:57It's obvious.
16:59The judge judged that a love hotel is a place for men and women to have physical contact.
17:06It's based on experience.
17:08Based on experience.
17:09Based on experience.
17:10It's based on experience.
17:11That's what he said.
17:14I see.
17:15Does everyone say that?
17:16Based on experience.
17:17I do.
17:19A different lawyer said it's meaningful.
17:22It's based on experience.
17:25It's based on experience of the general public.
17:29Not based on my experience.
17:31It's probably based on your experience.
17:33I think so.
17:34It's based on your experience.
17:36There are some more examples.
17:37For example,
17:38Tell me.
17:39He said he didn't think that was a love hotel.
17:44He said that.
17:45I see.
17:46You think that's a love hotel?
17:48In this case,
17:49In this case,
17:50In this case,
17:51it's obvious that the defendant was unresponsive.
17:55Therefore, the defendant doesn't need to be recognized.
17:58Why?
17:59That was before.
18:01He doesn't need to be recognized.
18:02I see.
18:03There's one more.
18:05It's a place where you can talk calmly other than a love hotel.
18:09That's possible.
18:10Especially in the countryside.
18:11That's right.
18:12It's not a common place.
18:13The bar is closed.
18:15There's no place to talk.
18:16I think it's possible.
18:17I think it's possible.
18:18I think it's possible.
18:19I think it's possible.
18:20There are four cafes and a family restaurant near the main love hotel.
18:23There are two parks.
18:24The defendant is unresponsive.
18:26I see.
18:27It's not a common place.
18:28I see.
18:29There's a family restaurant.
18:30I said it because I didn't think so.
18:32There are four cafes.
18:35There's even a family restaurant.
18:38Don't build a hotel there.
18:40That's fine.
18:41That's fine.
18:42It's not a crime scene.
18:43It's a crime scene.
18:44There are four cafes and a family restaurant.
18:45It's a park.
18:46It's a hotel.
18:47It's a hotel.
18:49That's how it is.
18:50That's right.
18:51That's right.
18:52I didn't think so.
18:54I didn't think so.
18:56Do you have anything to talk about?
18:58I see.
18:59I see.
19:00Do you have anything to talk about?
19:01Yes.
19:02Someone has been insulted for about 15 years.
19:08There is.
19:0915 years?
19:10I've been told that I look like a pig for 15 years.
19:16You look like a pig?
19:18I look like a pig.
19:19I look like a pig.
19:21You mean a human?
19:22I was told that I look like a human with a pig's head on my neck.
19:27A pig's head?
19:28Yes.
19:29A pig's head.
19:30I've been told that I look like a pig.
19:34I've been told that I look like a pig.
19:38I've been told that I look like a pig.
19:42I've been told that I look like a pig.
19:45You've been told that you look like a pig.
19:47Do you have a game for that?
19:49I have.
19:52I've been told to play a game.
19:56What's a game?
19:57A game?
19:58I've been told that people who say that are having fun.
20:01I say that I'm a pig, so if you say that at the same time, I'll give you a point.
20:08I'll give you a point for the game.
20:11I've been told to play the game, but I've been writing it down on my email.
20:15I've been told to play the game, but I've been writing it down on my email.
20:23I've been told that I look like a pig for 15 years.
20:29Don't miss the free broadcasts on TVer and Abema.
20:32Search Terasa for past broadcasts.
20:35Hamaron has been told that he looks like a pig for 15 years.
20:42Let's hear what they have to say.
20:45I've been told that I look like a pig for 15 years.
20:48I have a compliment.
20:52I see.
20:53I see.
20:54I don't mean to insult you.
21:04I don't mean to insult you.
21:07I don't mean to insult you.
21:10I don't mean to insult you.
21:15I've never been told that I look like a pig.
21:20That's Japanese kindness.
21:23Everyone else thinks I look like a pig.
21:27They all don't say that to me.
21:31I don't mean to insult you.
21:35I don't mean to insult you.
21:37I don't mean to insult you.
21:41I don't mean to insult you.
21:49There's no problem at all.
21:51See?
21:52See?
21:53See?
21:54It's Son Taku, right?
21:55That's right.
21:56I'm sorry.
21:57That's right.
21:58That's fast.
21:59This is like power.
22:01He's enjoying the game.
22:03That's right.
22:04He's playing as a playmate in communication with Ueda.
22:08Thank you, Sensei.
22:09Did I lose?
22:11You lost.
22:12I was called a pig for 15 years.
22:13I'm a pig, and I lost.
22:15I'm really praising you.
22:17Believe me.
22:18This is true.
22:19I'm really praising you.
22:20This is true.
22:21You think I'm cool, don't you?
22:22If you say you're like a pig, people will think you're fat and making fun of you.
22:28But pigs are flexible.
22:30See?
22:31Sportsman.
22:32I'm praising you because you're muscular.
22:34I'm a sportsman.
22:35Sportsman.
22:36That's what you mean, right?
22:37You like to be beautiful, don't you?
22:39You like to be beautiful, don't you?
22:40It's better to say that my nickname is a pig.
22:42Let's end with that.
22:43If you say that, it's decided.
22:45It's decided.
22:46It's decided, right, Sensei?
22:47Yes.
22:48What's wrong with him?
22:49He's a free spirit.
22:50He's a free spirit.
22:51As you can see, my nickname is a pig.
22:58So you admit it, right?
23:00Yes.
23:01Please don't say it again.
23:05I won't say it again.
23:06Did you admit it yourself?
23:07Yes, I did.
23:08Now I can win the Galaxy Award.
23:13Next time, we'll have a party with a Bob game comedian, Tetsuya Ikeda.
23:19Say hello to everyone at home.
23:22Hello.
23:23Hello.
23:24Hello.
23:25Hello.
23:26Be quiet.
23:28That's right.
23:29I'll hit you.
23:30You're more of a monster than a game.