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00:00It's about time people started to like us.
00:04No, it's not that sad.
00:06Yes, it's not.
00:07There's no such sad beginning.
00:09What?
00:10I think the entertainment industry is getting more and more strict if you don't go out with people.
00:15I see.
00:16Especially with your seniors.
00:18I don't hang out with my seniors.
00:20You don't talk to people at all.
00:23You don't go to drinking parties.
00:24I don't go.
00:25I don't think you've been able to move like a junior.
00:28I haven't.
00:29This time, we're going to have a cute junior contest.
00:35What is it?
00:36We're going to have a shoot with a senior entertainer.
00:44We're going to see if we can get along like juniors.
00:48It's important to be able to get along with people.
00:55It's better to get along with people.
00:58I don't get along with people.
01:00This time, we have a mission.
01:04I see.
01:05Here it is.
01:06There's a mission point.
01:09There are points for each mission.
01:11You get a point for each mission.
01:13So, if you get a lot of points, you get 1 point, 2 points, 3 points.
01:17But if you give me a taxi fare, I'll get 500 points in one shot.
01:20So, if you give me a taxi fare, I'll get 2,000 points.
01:25But I'm not going to be reckless.
01:28I'm going to make it work.
01:30I'm going to bring back the old days.
01:32It's hard to bring back the old days.
01:36It's like, I used to shine, but now I'm not.
01:42This time, we're going to have a cute junior contest.
01:46Will he be able to act like a cute junior?
01:51But...
01:53Why are you crying?
01:55You should be clear about it.
01:57I'm not crying.
01:59Then why are you crying?
02:01Nishida's eyes are full of tears.
02:04It's really scary.
02:12Rarando Muzo Muzo Show
02:15What kind of game are you participating in?
02:18It's like, I'm already a junior contestant.
02:20It would be nice if you were a junior contestant.
02:23If I were a junior contestant, I could do something.
02:27But I don't know what kind of person he is.
02:34Nishida's Junior Contest
02:37Cute Junior Contest
02:39What kind of senior entertainer do you care about?
02:42Elshara Kearney
02:46She's the leader of the live show.
02:49I used to take care of her when I was a student entertainer.
02:53Seiwa was a judge.
02:56Seiwa gave me a lot of advice.
03:00He was like, don't you want to be a professional entertainer?
03:02He was like a big brother.
03:03How do you feel about people who seem to forgive you?
03:06Seiwa is very kind.
03:09He's very kind.
03:10He's very strict.
03:13He's an old entertainer.
03:15He's an old entertainer.
03:17But he's kind to young people.
03:19He's kind, but he's really angry at us.
03:24Seiwa is angry.
03:25Can they get along with the two senior entertainers who are strict with etiquette?
03:32Sanya is in trouble because she can't do anything because she's scared.
03:35Sanya is in trouble because she can't do anything.
03:38Let's start the Cute Junior Contest.
03:43Toshinosa Blaritavi.
03:47Thank you very much.
03:48Toshinosa Blaritavi has started.
03:51This program is a new sense of location variety where two entertainers with different ages will shoot.
03:57I'm Nishida, 27 years old, and I'm the first one to celebrate.
04:06The guests this time are Seiwa and Shiro.
04:11Nice to meet you.
04:13I called you.
04:15Nice to meet you.
04:17It's been a long time.
04:19I'm sorry.
04:20You know me, don't you?
04:23I often see you on TV.
04:26But I didn't know you were such a bad guy.
04:31What are you talking about?
04:33I thought you were a cute guy.
04:35What are you talking about?
04:36I didn't know you were such a bad guy on TV.
04:40I'm not a bad guy.
04:42I'm not a bad guy.
04:44I'm not a bad guy.
04:46Shiro, you're wearing short sleeves.
04:48I know. I've been watching you since I was a student.
04:51Shiro, you're wearing short sleeves.
04:53Yes, I am.
04:54Let's wear it.
04:55Do you want to tear it off?
04:56No, I won't.
04:57I see.
04:58Talk to me.
05:00He's ignoring me.
05:04He's a little scared.
05:05He is.
05:07Nishida can't stand his senior.
05:12He came to Yokohama Zazie Pie.
05:16Their specialty is Taiwanese fried chicken.
05:21He's waiting for his order.
05:25I'm going to smoke.
05:27Don't worry. You can eat it.
05:29Can I?
05:30I'm going to smoke.
05:32Why?
05:34The camera is not ready yet.
05:38Can you give me a cigarette?
05:41I'm going to smoke.
05:44He's going to smoke.
05:46But he's not going to smoke.
05:48I thought I could smoke, but I can't.
05:51You're going to smoke.
05:53It's a electronic cigarette.
05:54There are so many cameras.
05:57It's a cigarette.
05:59It's not OK.
06:01It's not paper.
06:03Of course it's paper.
06:04It's not paper.
06:06It's not paper, so it's not OK for TV.
06:10It's just good for lungs.
06:11It's good for lungs.
06:12I see.
06:13It's cold.
06:14It's cold.
06:15It's very cold.
06:16It's getting colder.
06:17It's cold today.
06:18It's simply cold today.
06:19I'm going to wear a jacket.
06:21They aim for five points at once.
06:25It's very cold.
06:26It's cold.
06:27I'm going to wear a jacket.
06:29You wear it.
06:32He's not going to smoke.
06:34Nishida doesn't follow the rules.
06:38This is big.
06:41It's very big.
06:43It's as big as your face.
06:44It's as big as your face.
06:45It's not that big.
06:48It's as big as your face.
06:50It's as big as my face.
06:52He's chasing it.
06:54He's chasing it.
06:55He's chasing it.
06:56He's chasing it.
06:57He's chasing it.
07:00He's making a funny face.
07:03He's making a funny face.
07:05It was dangerous.
07:06He's making a funny face.
07:07He's making a funny face.
07:08He's making a funny face.
07:09He's making a funny face.
07:10He's making a funny face.
07:11He's making a funny face.
07:12He's making a funny face.
07:13He's making a funny face.
07:14He's making a funny face.
07:15He's making a funny face.
07:16He's making a funny face.
07:17He's making a funny face.
07:18He's making a funny face.
07:19He's making a funny face.
07:20He's making a funny face.
07:21He's making a funny face.
07:22He's making a funny face.
07:23He's making a funny face.
07:24He's making a funny face.
07:25He's making a funny face.
07:26He's making a funny face.
07:27He's making a funny face.
07:29He's making a funny face.
07:34He's making a funny face.
07:35Did you say juicy?
07:36I said juicy.
07:38Did you?
07:39I think I said it.
07:40That's good.
07:41It's crispy.
07:42Tameguchi is good.
07:43Choco choco.
07:45I want to go to Damedashi.
07:47I think the food review of the fried chicken was a little subtle.
07:52I think the food review of the fried chicken was a little subtle.
07:57Both of us.
07:59I think it wasn't good.
08:01I think it wasn't good.
08:03I think you can tell by looking at the picture.
08:07I can tell just by looking at the picture.
08:10Certainly.
08:14I think I said what I often heard.
08:17You don't have to change your opinion.
08:19You don't have to change your opinion.
08:21I didn't eat it.
08:22No, you didn't.
08:25You didn't.
08:26I didn't eat it.
08:27I didn't eat it.
08:31There are a lot of people starting in the morning.
08:35Are there a lot of students?
08:37I think it's a school trip.
08:40I've seen a lot of high school students.
08:42I've seen a lot of high school students.
08:45There are a lot of students.
08:47If there are a lot of high school students,
08:49Elshara-san's face will be stabbed, right?
08:51No, I won't be stabbed.
08:53I won't say that.
08:55I won't say that.
08:57I've seen a lot of high school students.
09:02They weren't born.
09:04They weren't born?
09:06They weren't born.
09:07They were in their 30s.
09:08Then it's okay.
09:10Then it's okay.
09:11It's okay.
09:12It's not okay.
09:13Stop it.
09:14Then it's okay.
09:15And...
09:16What?
09:17What did Red Carpet say?
09:18Red Carpet, the manzai.
09:19It's funny, too.
09:21It's funny, too.
09:23That's right.
09:25Elshara-san's instruction has accelerated further.
09:29How long have you been in the industry?
09:3126 years.
09:336 years.
09:347 years.
09:35Since 1997.
09:37That's right.
09:39When Mizuta-kun was born,
09:41I think I've already written a manzai.
09:43To such a senior, chop!
09:47To such a senior, chop!
09:52It's a pun.
09:54Timing,
09:56moderation,
09:58and humor.
10:00I think they're all different.
10:01To such a senior, chop!
10:03Is it that effective?
10:05To such a senior, chop!
10:08To Shiro, salute.
10:09I've never heard of it.
10:10To Shiro, salute.
10:12It's not chop.
10:13I think it's chop.
10:14I can't do chop.
10:16Nishida is a cheeky junior.
10:21He came to Edosei, a 27-year-old factory in Meiji.
10:26It's famous for pork buns.
10:30I'll be surprised if I see it.
10:31Look!
10:32It's beautiful.
10:33It's huge.
10:34It's huge.
10:35Look.
10:37If you compare it to the face,
10:38it's different from the one before.
10:40The one before is bigger.
10:43What should we do with this?
10:44Let's eat it.
10:45Let's eat it.
10:46How is it?
10:47It's good.
10:50It's good.
10:51Is it good?
10:52It's really good.
10:53Is it good?
10:54It has various flavors.
10:57It tastes like seafood.
10:59It also has the umami of pork.
11:02It's really hot.
11:04It's really hot.
11:05It's really hot.
11:06I think it's better to bring it to the end.
11:08It's really hot.
11:09It's going to be canceled.
11:10I feel like I went overboard.
11:11Look at this.
11:12It has the flavor of seafood.
11:15Look at this.
11:16It's burnt.
11:17It's deep.
11:20It's disgusting.
11:21I feel like I burnt my chin.
11:23I can't tell even if I look at it.
11:25It's deep.
11:28The second restaurant is over.
11:29They have 33 points so far.
11:33The last restaurant is Fukumanen Bekkan,
11:36where you can enjoy authentic Sichuan cuisine.
11:39Let's report on the highly spicy food they recommend.
11:43It's not a very spicy color.
11:46It's spicy.
11:49It's delicious.
11:51Is it spicy?
11:52It's delicious.
11:53Is it delicious?
11:54But it's spicy.
11:56It's not spicy.
11:57It's spicy.
11:59It's spicy, isn't it?
12:00It's really spicy.
12:02Please eat it.
12:04It's spicy.
12:05Be careful.
12:08Let's ask the staff to control the spiciness.
12:16It's spicy.
12:18It's spicy.
12:20It's really spicy.
12:22It's really spicy.
12:23Be careful.
12:25I want to control the spiciness.
12:27What?
12:28Be careful.
12:30Be careful.
12:33What does that mean?
12:35I want to control the pain in my mouth.
12:39I want to control the pain in my mouth.
12:41Other pain.
12:42Other pain?
12:43Yes.
12:44Say it again.
12:46Control the pain in my mouth?
12:48Say it again.
12:50He is aiming for 300 points for control the pain in his mouth.
12:55Is it spicy?
12:56Yes, it is.
12:57Control the pain in my mouth.
12:59It's spicy.
13:00Control the pain in my mouth.
13:05Be careful.
13:07What?
13:11OK.
13:13What is it?
13:13I'm going to mix the spiciness with the spiciness.
13:16What?
13:16With the pain.
13:18The other pain...
13:20Spiciness is pain.
13:22So I'm going to mix it with the other pain.
13:24He's getting rid of it.
13:25He's getting rid of it.
13:29I don't get it.
13:30Getting rid of it is the best way to get rid of the spiciness.
13:35I've never heard of it.
13:36I've never heard of it.
13:37Some people say it's better to eat it with yogurt.
13:39But it's better to get rid of it.
13:41It's a scary atmosphere.
13:42I've never heard of it, so I don't listen to it.
13:44Getting rid of the spiciness is the best way to get rid of the spiciness.
13:48He got the point, but the atmosphere is the worst.
13:54Seeing that, Saaya is happy.
13:58Actually, he's going to go back before the shoot begins.
14:02Actually, this project...
14:05It's a reverse prank to make Nishidai angry.
14:12He knew everything except Nishida, and he was shooting.
14:17I'm not used to cutting hair.
14:20At first, I cut my hair quietly.
14:23But if Nishida doesn't say anything,
14:26I might end up not realizing it.
14:28I might end up doing a prank.
14:31If that happens, I'm going to stop the camera.
14:33That's the only way.
14:34I think Saaya should go.
14:37If anyone says anything, I'm going to stop the camera.
14:39It's going to be weird.
14:41I've never heard of it, so I don't listen to it.
14:43Getting rid of the spiciness is the best way to get rid of the spiciness.
14:47Is that so?
14:48I don't know.
14:51There are a lot of rude jokes.
14:54Is that so?
14:57I'm sorry.
14:59I didn't mean to say that.
15:02I finally understand that.
15:08Nishida, is that so?
15:10I think so.
15:12I see.
15:13I understand.
15:14I see.
15:15I understand.
15:16I got a point.
15:19Whether it's good or not, it's like that.
15:23After this.
15:25Are you serious?
15:26Which one is it?
15:28I'm sorry.
15:29It's your turn.
15:31I'm scared.
15:33I'm scared.
15:39Nishida's reverse prank.
15:42Saaya's orders won't stop.
15:45I'm going to eat this.
15:46I'm going to eat this.
15:47I'm going to eat this.
15:48I'm going to eat this.
15:49I'm going to eat this.
15:50I'm going to eat this.
15:52Nishida's orders won't stop.
15:59You're eating it right.
16:00What did you say?
16:01You're eating it right.
16:02You're eating it right.
16:03It's spicy.
16:04It's spicy.
16:05I'm in trouble.
16:06It's a different level of spiciness.
16:08I'm going to kick you.
16:09Why?
16:10I'm going to kick you.
16:11Why?
16:12I'm going to kick you.
16:13You don't want me to kick you?
16:14I'm going to kick you.
16:15You don't want me to kick you?
16:16I'm glad.
16:17I can't stand it if you don't kick me.
16:19Didn't you say you were going to kick me?
16:22I didn't say that.
16:24I'm not going to kick you.
16:26I don't understand that.
16:30I don't care.
16:32Where did you two come from?
16:35Where did you two come from?
16:39I don't know.
16:40Where do you live?
16:41It's far from here.
16:43Shinjuku?
16:44It's far from here.
16:45It's quite far from Yokohama.
16:47It's far.
16:49It's quite far.
16:50It's about an hour's drive.
16:51I'll pay for the taxi.
16:54I'll pay for the taxi.
16:56What?
16:57I'll pay for the taxi.
16:59The staff of the program...
17:01No, I'll pay for it.
17:02No, I'll pay for it.
17:04I don't have a budget for this program.
17:06I don't have a budget for this program.
17:08I'll pay for the taxi.
17:09I'll pay for the taxi.
17:10You two go home.
17:11No, I don't need it.
17:12I'll pay for it.
17:14In the worst situation, they give him the taxi fare and aim for 500 points.
17:20What is this?
17:21I'll pay for the taxi.
17:23No, I don't need it.
17:24It feels good.
17:25Why should I pay for it?
17:27It feels good.
17:28I'll pay for the taxi.
17:30I'll pay for the taxi.
17:32It's unpleasant.
17:33I don't care.
17:34I'll pay for it.
17:35No, I don't need it.
17:36I don't care.
17:37It's unpleasant.
17:38I don't care.
17:39I don't care.
17:40I don't care.
17:41I don't care.
17:42I'll pay for it.
17:43I'll pay for it.
17:44I'll pay for it.
17:46No, I don't need it.
17:52It's like a nightclub.
17:56Seira-san.
17:58What?
17:59It doesn't feel serious.
18:03It doesn't feel serious.
18:06What?
18:07Am I going to get in trouble?
18:10I'm sorry.
18:11What?
18:12I'm sorry.
18:13It was weird.
18:15Do I look like I'm going to get in trouble?
18:17No, you don't.
18:18No, I'm sorry.
18:20I'll stop.
18:22You don't look like you're going to get in trouble.
18:26Do I look like I'm going to get in trouble?
18:29Do you look like you're going to get in trouble?
18:32No, I don't.
18:35No, you don't.
18:36Do you look like you're going to get in trouble?
18:40No, I don't.
18:41No, I don't.
18:42I don't know what you're talking about.
18:45Do I look like I'm going to get in trouble?
18:48What do you think?
18:50I don't think so.
18:56You can do it in a normal way.
18:59But it doesn't make sense.
19:00You can pay for a taxi.
19:03You can kick me.
19:05It doesn't make sense.
19:10Nishida is frustrated that he did too much.
19:15I'm sorry.
19:16Can I do the next dish in the car?
19:19I'm really sorry.
19:25You're not going to do it again, are you?
19:27No, I'm not.
19:28Then I want to do it properly.
19:29Eat it.
19:31You were being rude to me earlier.
19:38Yes, I was.
19:42Then...
19:46My face...
19:47Why did you eat it?
19:52You're doing something terrible.
19:55I'm sorry.
19:56I'm sorry.
20:01Don't eat it.
20:02Don't drink water.
20:03Yes.
20:07I'm the one who called you for the first time.
20:11I don't know what's going on.
20:12I want you to meet me.
20:14But what you've been doing...
20:17I don't understand what you're doing.
20:19I'm sorry.
20:21I'm sorry.
20:22I didn't hear you at all.
20:24Nishida doesn't listen to me anymore.
20:27I'm sorry.
20:28You don't know what's annoying, do you?
20:31No.
20:34Then why are you eating?
20:36I'm sorry.
20:39Do you really look down on me?
20:42I don't know.
20:43No, I don't.
20:46Do you really look down on me?
20:48Tell me the truth.
20:49I don't look down on you at all.
20:50I don't look down on you at all.
20:53Then why are you acting like that?
20:54I'm sorry.
20:55I'm sorry.
20:56I'm scared.
20:57Just tell me the truth.
20:58I'm scared.
20:59Just tell me the truth.
21:00I don't look down on you at all.
21:03He's a bit serious.
21:05I don't know how to get angry.
21:08Seiwa's acting is too realistic that he loses his words.
21:13After this, Nishida's eyes are filled with tears.
21:17After this, Nishida's eyes are filled with tears.
21:21Do you really look down on me?
21:23I don't know.
21:24I don't look down on you at all.
21:27Do you really look down on me?
21:29Tell me the truth.
21:30I don't look down on you at all.
21:34Then why are you acting like that?
21:35I'm sorry.
21:36I'm sorry.
21:37I'm scared.
21:38Just tell me the truth.
21:39Tell me the truth.
21:40I'm sorry.
21:42I'm sorry.
21:43I've asked you many times.
21:47You're doing this no matter who comes.
21:50Yes.
21:53You're doing it wrong.
21:56I'm sorry.
21:59I don't know if you think it's funny or not.
22:01I don't know if you think it's funny or not.
22:04It's really not funny.
22:07Nishida's heart is completely broken.
22:10Nishida's heart is completely broken.
22:12Yes.
22:14Good job, Nishida.
22:17Good job.
22:20Good job.
22:25I'm really angry.
22:26What?
22:27I'm really angry.
22:33The prank was a great success.
22:36I'm sorry.
22:37I'm sorry.
22:38I'm really sorry.
22:42I'm really sorry.
22:44I'm really sorry.
22:45I'm really sorry.
22:46I'm really sorry.
22:48I'm sorry.
22:49I thought I couldn't give you any more voltage.
22:52I'm really sorry.
22:54I'm sorry.
22:55I didn't want to get angry at all.
22:58I'm sorry for everything.
23:00I'm really scared.
23:04I'm really scared.
23:06You're crying.
23:08Are you okay?
23:09I'm really scared.
23:13Your face is swollen.
23:14I'm really scared.
23:15I'm really angry.
23:16I'm really angry.
23:17I'm really angry.
23:20I'm really scared.
23:22I can't do this.
23:25I'm really scared.
23:26Don't lie to me.
23:28I'm really angry.
23:29You didn't say anything, so I thought you'd be more angry.
23:35I thought I had to follow the instructions.
23:37You were concentrating on this.
23:39I was concentrating and forcing myself.
23:41I was trying to lean on you as much as I could.
23:43I'm wearing earphones.
23:48I'm going to play it, Seiwa.
23:49I understand.
23:51I'm going to play it, Seiwa.
23:52I'm going to play it, Seiwa.
23:56The DVD of the Uzo! Muzo! show will be released.
24:00Vol.1 will have the first to the fourth episodes.
24:07Vol.1 will have the first to the fourth episodes.
24:12Check out the official website!