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00:00Le corps d'un stupide Circus Bear !
00:02Je suis ce cerveau !
00:03Mon nom est Hector Con Carne
00:05Et je vais un jour gouverner le monde !
00:30CINÉMATIQUE
01:00Raaawr !
01:04Hello ?
01:05What the...
01:06Raaawr !
01:09Oh !
01:10Who's the wise guy
01:11Who put water in my oil can ?
01:21Oh Hector !
01:22I'll get you for this !
01:24Quick Major Doctor !
01:26Switch off before I put the coat !
01:31I must retaliate !
01:33I have to exploit his biggest weakness !
01:36Now listen !
01:37Which one of Hector's lackeys is the dumbest ?
01:46You are by far the most attractive woman
01:49I've ever laid eye on !
01:52And I'm not just saying that !
01:54You are beautiful !
01:56Tell me about yourself !
02:00Don't be shy !
02:01I won't bite you now !
02:06Do you mind ?
02:07I'm practicing my woo-woo pitching !
02:24Stupid singles club !
02:26I knew this was a bad idea !
02:29Like I could ever meet the right woman
02:31In a place like this !
02:48Major Doctor Gastly !
02:49Tell me about this new invention !
02:51This is my super potent adrenaline serum !
02:54Just one drop could send any child
02:56Into a never ending hyperactive state !
02:58Parents from all over the world
02:59Would pay a king's ransom for a cure !
03:01Allow me to demonstrate
03:02On this common ordinary chinchilla !
03:17I like it !
03:18I like it !
03:19Major Doctor !
03:21I order you
03:22To make up a big smelly batch of this stuff !
03:25So we can put it into
03:26All of the popular breakfast cereals !
03:28And...
03:29General Scar ?
03:30Oh...
03:31Hector ?
03:32Gastly ?
03:33I'd like to introduce you to my new girlfriend !
03:35Say hello to...
03:37Scarina !
03:40Scar !
03:41Get away from that thing !
03:44What's that supposed to mean ?
03:46That's no woman you twit !
03:48It's a bomb !
03:49Get rid of her !
03:51Oh please !
03:52A bomb ?
03:53Isn't that the best you can do ?
03:55Just look at her !
03:59She's got metal skin...
04:01She's kicking !
04:02And don't forget the big honking fuse
04:03Coming out of her head !
04:05Stay out of it you !
04:06And don't tell the rest of you !
04:08My personal life
04:09Is none of your business !
04:13Her head is full of dynamite General !
04:15Let's go honey cakes !
04:19Scar's head is as empty as a cuckoo's !
04:22Hey ! To the video phone !
04:27Yes ?
04:28Very funny Estroi !
04:30The joke is over !
04:32Oh I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about !
04:35Don't you play dumb with me
04:37You chrome plated ninny !
04:39Tell Scar his girlfriend is a bomb !
04:41Oh !
04:42She's the bomb all right !
04:44Catch you later G !
04:49Estroi !
04:50Come back here !
04:51Eh !
04:52I'm glad someone is happy for me !
04:54You just can't stand for me to be happy !
04:57You're like a sponge !
04:59You take, take, take !
05:02I'm going to say this one last time...
05:05She...
05:06Is a bomb !
05:08Open your eye man !
05:09You're being stupid !
05:11Now get rid of her before it's too late !
05:14Why can't you people just be happy for me ?
05:16General Scar needs love too !
05:18Is that so wrong ?
05:22Selina and I are going to my room !
05:26And we're locking the blast door !
05:29She's gonna blow !
05:32Attention ! Attention !
05:33All personnel must evacuate at once !
05:35This is not a drill !
05:37Please form a single file line and evacuate the complex in an orderly fashion !
05:42No !
05:43No !
05:44No !
05:45No !
05:46No !
05:47No !
05:50Nobody's that stupid !
05:52Come on chief !
06:01Just look at them !
06:02They stop at nothing to come between us...
06:04So typical !
06:07General Scar !
06:08This is your last chance !
06:10Je dois y aller avant qu'il ne soit trop tard !
06:12Mange des oeufs !
06:16Je prends ça comme un O.
06:20Bien joué, toi, imbécile !
06:22Oh, je m'excuse pour le comportement de mes partenaires.
06:25Ils sont juste jaloux.
06:26Bien sûr, en te regardant, c'est facile de voir pourquoi.
06:32Ne t'inquiète pas.
06:33Parce que maintenant, je vais te prendre dans mes bras et te kisser.
06:37Très vite et très dur.