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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 20th December 2024
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00:00Hoshi Aariya Hoshi Aariya
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:21Friends, the people who have been the most successful people in history,
00:25in any field, whether it is science, arts, whether it is Da Vinci, Edvard Munch, Bob Marley or any politician,
00:35if you look at their success ratio, you will be surprised.
00:42The most successful people, whether it is Beethoven or anyone else,
00:47the most successful rate of anyone is not more than 6 or 7 percent.
00:54Yes, if 100 people work, then the ratio is 6 or 7 percent.
01:00If you take the ratio of hit songs, famous paintings, famous books or any other ratio,
01:08then you will see that it is only 7 or 8 percent.
01:11So where is the point?
01:13Do you want to be successful in the first stage?
01:17Then forget about it. You have to remember this ratio.
01:20And there are such people who have made their name known in history,
01:24but their ratio was 0.06 percent.
01:27Because there was only one thing that made them successful.
01:31So you always have to remember that in any field, if you are working hard,
01:37then you will never get 100 percent success.
01:39If you are getting 0.01 percent success,
01:43then you remember that this is the picture of a lifetime that will become big.
01:48Then you will be a successful person.
01:49The real task is to keep working, to keep making things,
01:53to keep working in your field.
01:56Perseverance is the key.
01:58Come, let's start today's show with this message.
02:00Today we will take you to the fish market.
02:02It is a winter day and let's see what is happening there.
02:18Black fish!
02:20Black fish!
02:22Black fish!
02:24Black fish!
02:30Black fish!
02:32Haroon sir, I had heard that big fish are the enemies of small fish.
02:36But today I saw for the first time that whales have come to sell fish.
02:41You didn't listen to that story. You have caused yourself harm.
02:44What story?
02:45You didn't eat eggs, you killed a chicken.
02:47I didn't eat eggs.
02:48Why?
02:49I was old.
02:50He is lying, Haroon sir.
02:51Okay.
02:52He got vaccinated and you killed the eggs.
02:56Haroon sir, do you know why he got vaccinated and killed the eggs?
02:59Why?
03:00Because he didn't want his chicken to have a bad figure.
03:07By the way, I am not sad that you took the chicken to the fish market.
03:11Either you keep the fish.
03:12Haroon sir, I think you don't have a business mind.
03:14No.
03:15You don't have a businessman mind.
03:16Thank God, no.
03:18I have an objection.
03:19Usually in chicken shops, the chickens are hanging like this.
03:23Hanging like this.
03:24One second. How do chickens hang?
03:25They don't hang like this.
03:27These are hens.
03:29They don't hang like this.
03:31Have you ever seen a hen with a tail?
03:36Tell me the truth.
03:37How can hens have arms like this?
03:40Sir, this hen.
03:41Yes.
03:42It didn't get killed.
03:43Then?
03:44It got killed.
03:47Do you have fish with spices?
03:50No.
03:53Yes, I have fish with spices.
03:54I have a dinner set too.
03:56I have rotis too.
03:57I have kept them in a hot pot.
03:58I have also kept palak.
04:02Ma'am, I am not the owner of the fish market.
04:07By the way, I have heard of jumbo prawns and monster prawns in my life.
04:11Godzilla prawns.
04:14Where did you get this from?
04:16He is talking about prawns.
04:17In fact, there are prawns and shrimps in this.
04:20Do you know?
04:21Humans didn't eat prawns.
04:22They started feeding prawns to prisoners.
04:25And those who used to be slaves at that time.
04:27They started feeding prawns to them in America.
04:29Eat this too.
04:30Because they were too many and they didn't have any demand.
04:33They were too many.
04:34There was no demand.
04:35They used to roam around.
04:36Now see.
04:37Delicacy has become expensive.
04:38Hello.
04:40Hello.
04:41Mr. Manohar.
04:42Mr. Manohar.
04:43How are you?
04:44I am fine.
04:45You tell me.
04:46I am fine.
04:47Thank God you came.
04:48Everything is fine.
04:49What is this?
04:50Is there a hot fish?
04:52You know that I have an old system with you.
04:55You are my brother.
04:56Tea or something.
04:58I think you should give me cash today.
05:00What?
05:01Give me cash.
05:02Cash?
05:03Yes.
05:04Mr. Manohar, have you ever stopped money?
05:06Yes.
05:07I have stopped it.
05:09Really?
05:10Two weeks ago, I caught a fresh fish and gave it to him.
05:13Do you supply fish?
05:15No.
05:16I catch the fish myself.
05:18I get it fresh and give it to him.
05:20He sells fish.
05:21He sells fish.
05:24Is there any problem with your hand?
05:26No.
05:27It is absolutely fine.
05:28Then?
05:29I gave the money to the doctor and told him to make it like a thorn.
05:32Why did he do that?
05:33The people who were with me used to use thorns and catch fish.
05:37Okay.
05:38I made his hand like this.
05:39He puts the bait here and here.
05:42And then he puts himself in the water.
05:43Then?
05:44When he comes out, the fish sticks to him.
05:51That's the thing.
05:52Mr. Manohar is here.
05:53Remove the fish.
05:56Mr. Amzad, either you pay me today or I will take all the stuff.
06:01Where did you get all the stuff?
06:04I have all the stuff.
06:05I have all the stuff.
06:06Okay.
06:07You have all the stuff.
06:08He says that he has sold all the stuff too.
06:09Okay, Mr. Munawar.
06:10The rate of fish caught with hands is different and the rate of fish caught in the net is different.
06:15It is completely different.
06:16The one who catches in the net is all stuck here.
06:20The one who hunts, I have given personal time to each and every fish.
06:27I have told you that the fish that is lying here, it has laid here on its own.
06:33Once when we met the fish face to face, we had a love scene.
06:38The fish was small.
06:39I was swimming fast.
06:41The fish went into my stomach.
06:44Then?
06:45Two days later, the fish came out alive.
06:48And two weeks later, I laid eggs.
06:54Dad, see that I don't get insulted on the boat.
06:57Just take care of yourself.
06:59The guests have come, so my friends have come.
07:02Hello, fish.
07:03Hello, brother.
07:04Hello, brother.
07:06What is this?
07:07Come here, brother.
07:09You have caught a chicken.
07:10You have caught a chicken.
07:12I have caught a chicken.
07:15What is this?
07:16This is black fish.
07:17It is a stick.
07:18This is a stick.
07:19No, brother.
07:20This is a stick.
07:21It is a stick.
07:22Brother, pull this.
07:23The stick will come out.
07:24What are you doing?
07:25What are you doing?
07:26I want to take a selfie with my relatives.
07:28Will you eat here?
07:31Mr. Manohar, you sit there.
07:33You sit here.
07:34You sit here.
07:35You sit here.
07:36You sit here.
07:37This is a fresh fish.
07:39I won't let you go without a bottle and a biryani.
07:41No, no.
07:42What is the need for this?
07:43I am not going.
07:44I will sit.
07:46How many fish will 900 people catch?
07:48900 people?
07:50I believe in this.
07:51I have a lot of friends.
07:53I have a lot of friends and political personalities.
07:57Political.
07:58Political.
07:59Political personalities are also coming.
08:01It is amazing.
08:02Political people will come to his wedding.
08:06Okay, 900 people.
08:07900 people.
08:08900 people.
08:09Approximately half a kilo of fish will be caught.
08:12This will be less.
08:13I know.
08:14Please catch more fish.
08:15Why do you want to insult me?
08:17More guests will come.
08:18More of my friends will come.
08:19Okay, your 900 people are right.
08:21You have so many fish in my house.
08:23Why don't you catch more?
08:24I am responsible for it.
08:25I have kids.
08:26I won't fall.
08:27No, no.
08:28Kids don't eat fish.
08:29What else have you done?
08:30Your friends will see this.
08:31They will throw me out of the house.
08:34Mr. Arun, first of all, as a starter,
08:37serve four types of soup.
08:39Four types of soup as a starter.
08:43And cream of chicken?
08:45Mr. Arun, I think tomato soup is the best.
08:48Mulaktoni is better than that.
08:50Mulaktoni won't come.
08:53I am not eating that again.
08:54That is lentil soup.
08:55Why don't you eat it?
08:56Lentils are in jail all day.
08:59I don't cook fish.
09:00My cousins also come there.
09:02Okay.
09:03They don't eat fish.
09:04How do you know?
09:05You have a very bad tongue.
09:07Why?
09:08I think you have a very bad tongue.
09:13Dad, ask uncle what is the rate of prawns?
09:16Why?
09:17We have to give dynamite prawns on interest.
09:20You are getting married to a royal family.
09:23You are getting married to your aunt, who is from here.
09:28They have made fish curry from here.
09:31I think they have made fish curry.
09:32Why?
09:33Because aunt's ears are bigger than this place.
09:36Listen to me.
09:37Do something happy.
09:38Make sushi.
09:39Sushi?
09:40Yes.
09:41Make sushi.
09:42Sushi?
09:43Yes.
09:49I think you should do crab lollipops in the main course.
09:52I will do it one day.
09:54I will eat rice with chickpeas.
09:58Amjad, I will leave now.
09:59You can transfer the money online by evening.
10:02No, Manohar.
10:03No.
10:04I won't let you go without the biryani and the bottle.
10:06Don't do this.
10:07You have been sitting for so long.
10:08The fish is also getting old.
10:09I am leaving.
10:10No.
10:11Biryani and bottle.
10:12Drink it.
10:13He is waiting for me.
10:18Pappu.
10:19Son, get the biryani and bottle quickly.
10:21Papa, listen to me.
10:23Don't make the guest drink the milk after the prawns.
10:27Otherwise, he will drink all the milk.
10:29I don't know where he has come from.
10:31Do one thing.
10:32Give him fish.
10:33Then give him milk.
10:34Give him the medicine of Phulwari.
10:35Phulwari is a medicine?
10:36Is it really made from fish?
10:39This is nonsense.
10:40In Norway and the Scandinavian countries,
10:44they eat fish in milk.
10:46What?
10:47Nothing happens.
10:48This is not a combination.
10:50They make a soup.
10:51Cream of fish.
10:52Okay.
10:53It is made in milk.
10:54And there is fish in it.
10:55Everyone has gone mad.
10:56Okay.
10:57Okay.
10:58Okay.
10:59Okay.
11:00Okay.
11:01Okay.
11:02Okay.
11:03Okay.
11:04Okay.
11:05Okay.
11:06Okay.
11:07Okay.
11:10Peace be upon you.
11:11Peace be upon you.
11:21Peace be upon you.
11:22Peace be upon you.
11:25These kind of men should exist.
11:26My food will get thrightened.
11:29Superior Allah bowers great respect to him.
11:31And the money he gets from him,
11:34he gets it from him.
11:36She's not going anywhere.
11:37That's great.
11:39She's not going anywhere.
11:41Yes.
11:42Dear, buy all the girls you like.
11:47Buy all their magazines.
11:50Okay, tell me how much is he paying you?
11:52Rs. 550, ma'am.
11:55Hey, what's your balance?
11:57Rs. 1,000.
11:59Get me a chauffeur.
12:03Brother, I'll be right back.
12:06What is it?
12:08I'm the one who sent it.
12:10The guy has already got married.
12:13Don't you want to eat the fish?
12:15Don't you dare talk back to me.
12:18Okay, I'll give you the money to eat the fish.
12:23Okay.
12:24Your uncle says he doesn't want to eat the fish.
12:26Uncle, whether he eats it or not,
12:27there are so many big artists coming.
12:29He'll eat it, right?
12:30Big artists?
12:31I'll come and get the fish.
12:33First, I'll find out the rate from the market.
12:36I'll find out the rate.
12:37I'll find out the rate.
12:38I'll hire him to work in the village.
12:41No, she didn't pay you.
12:42She didn't say anything.
12:43I'll send him.
12:44Dad, do you know that Humayun Saeed is coming to my wedding?
12:47He's coming to slap you.
12:48What's that?
12:49He's such a big film star.
12:51What kind of a friend are you?
12:52I think he's a film star.
12:54Yes, I think he's a film star.
12:56No, I'm talking about the singer.
12:58His songs are very famous.
13:00Which one? I haven't heard of him.
13:01Which Humayun Saeed?
13:02Dad, you're from the old times.
13:04What do you know?
13:05I'm from the new times.
13:08Dad, I can see it.
13:10Meerab's would-be husband.
13:11Dancer.
13:12Are you talking about the singer?
13:13Yes.
13:14I'm talking about the dancer.
13:16He dances so well.
13:17His songs are very famous.
13:18What are you saying?
13:20Dad, you're getting angry.
13:22I haven't told you about Madhu Bala yet.
13:24She's coming.
13:28Why are you hitting him?
13:29Do you think Madhu Bala is a film star?
13:31Yes.
13:31He brings food for every Thursday.
13:35He brings food for every Thursday.
13:38Does Asim Azhar also come with him?
13:40I don't know if he invites him or not.
13:44Your fish is fresh.
13:46I forgot to bring it.
13:48Your fish is fresh.
13:50How are you, brother?
13:51I'm fine.
13:52Brother, give me such fish
13:54that I don't feel cold.
13:56It's not necessary that you eat fish.
13:57I'll cook it for you.
14:00I don't understand.
14:01How will you feel cold if you eat fish?
14:04It will be over in March.
14:05Brother, he doesn't eat fish.
14:07He'll bring fish in June.
14:11What's the rate?
14:12Brother, it's Rs. 550 for half a gram of fish.
14:14Yes.
14:15It's Rs. 850.
14:16Brother, I forgot to tell you something.
14:17What?
14:17I have eight children.
14:19How many?
14:19They eat fish.
14:25Brother, they won't stop talking.
14:27What?
14:28Brother, you do one thing.
14:30Look at this fish.
14:31Yes.
14:32Look at the weight of this fish.
14:36It's fresh. Look at this.
14:38Look at this.
14:39If it's red, it means it's fresh.
14:40Yes.
14:42Don't blame me.
14:44Brother, you should buy clean clothes for it.
14:46Which clothes?
14:47Look at this.
14:50Yes.
14:51Yes.
14:52It's amazing.
14:57Which one do you want?
14:58Brother, make it so that it becomes a soup.
15:02Here you go.
15:07Brother, make it so that it becomes a soup.
15:08Brother, he finds all the qualities of the same thing.
15:11Brother, make small pieces of it.
15:14What's this?
15:15What's this?
15:16What's this?
15:17Brother, what's this?
15:18Nothing.
15:19It's a diamond.
15:20Show me. What's this?
15:22It's nothing, brother.
15:23It's a diamond.
15:24Actually, it shouldn't have been cut.
15:27Show me. What's this?
15:28It was an egg.
15:29The shop is closed.
15:30The shop is closed.
15:32No, the shop is open.
15:33I remember now.
15:34Sister told me not to sell it.
15:36Brother, we came here first.
15:38What?
15:38We came here first.
15:39Sit down.
15:40Did Manavar teach you how to cut a piece?
15:42Brother, I taught you.
15:45Yes, you taught me.
15:47Brother, I didn't do anything wrong.
15:49Brother, it's open.
15:51Brother, it's open.
15:53I think it's a fish.
15:55Come here.
15:55Brother Amzud.
15:57Brother Amzud, I think it's a diamond.
15:59It's a diamond.
16:00Brother, it's a fish.
16:02It's a fish.
16:03I told you in the morning.
16:04You weigh all the fish.
16:06All the fish?
16:06Yes, weigh all the fish.
16:07No, I don't want to sell it.
16:09Brother, I don't want to sell it.
16:11The shop is closed.
16:12The fish is there.
16:13How can the shop be closed?
16:15I taught you how to cut a piece.
16:17Where?
16:17I taught you how to weigh it.
16:19It's a diamond.
16:20It's a diamond.
16:20Where did you get it from?
16:22It's a fish.
16:23It's a fish.
16:24The shop is closed.
16:25Come here.
16:26Brother Amzud.
16:27Brother Amzud, I told you.
16:29Brother, it's our diamond.
16:30What are you doing?
16:31Brother, it's our fish.
16:33It's our fish.
16:35I haven't weighed it yet.
16:36Brother, it's a fish.
16:37It's a diamond.
16:39No, the shop is closed.
16:42Give us our diamond back.
16:43The shop is closed.
16:45Inform them that we are dead.
16:47No, we will go if you give us the fish.
16:49Don't do this.
16:50You know the situation is bad.
16:51There is no business.
16:52Sometimes we get food.
16:54Sometimes we don't get food.
16:56Where did they go?
16:57There is no one in the house.
16:59They must have gone to the market.
17:02No, brother. I am not lying.
17:04We earned a lot.
17:05But we didn't go to the market.
17:07Wait a minute.
17:09Brother Amzud.
17:09You are a pistol.
17:11You will shoot me.
17:12Okay.
17:13I am calling the police.
17:14Why will you call the police?
17:15Give us our money or give us the diamond.
17:17I have counted your money.
17:22This is your total payment.
17:23Brother, I saw the fish first.
17:26You saw the fish.
17:27We came here first.
17:28I didn't see the fish.
17:29I didn't give you any advance.
17:31You are taking the money.
17:32Yes.
17:33The diamond must be very expensive.
17:35That is not a diamond.
17:36Then?
17:37That is a stone.
17:38Then why did you put it in the fish?
17:40If I didn't put the stone, how would I get the payment?
17:45How much fish do you have?
17:51Ladies and gentlemen, a short break.
17:53You can go anywhere after the break.
17:54You are very fond of parties and relationships.
17:57Listen to me.
17:58Mother and father love you a lot.
18:01When I see you, I feel very happy.
18:04I feel very happy.
18:07If you come with me to Karachi, I will give you a lot of fun.
18:13What is this that I will take with me?
18:24Welcome back, viewers.
18:25Ladies and gentlemen, we have a newly married couple with us.
18:30Let's welcome them first.
18:32Let's give them a congratulatory speech.
18:33Then we will ask them why they came here right after the wedding.
18:36Greetings.
18:37Greetings.
18:38Congratulations on your wedding.
18:40Congratulations.
18:41Sir, what is your name?
18:42My name is Manzoor Qutbuddin.
18:44Manzoor Qutbuddin.
18:46Yes.
18:46Where are you from?
18:47Gulshan Iqbal, Karachi.
18:48Okay.
18:49And you?
18:50My name is Nasreen.
18:51Where are you from?
18:52I am from Lahore.
18:53I have a request. I have a problem with you.
18:57What is the problem?
18:59Three months ago, when I saw Mausufa for the first time,
19:03I was in love with her.
19:06Wow.
19:07Wow. So you fell in love with her.
19:09No.
19:10Then?
19:10I was in love with her.
19:11How?
19:12I gave her a bite on her beauty.
19:15What?
19:15She complained about it.
19:17Okay.
19:18And I came back after being beaten up by the police.
19:21Then how did this matter progress?
19:22As long as she was quiet, I kept looking at her beauty.
19:27As soon as she opened her mouth, I fell in love with her.
19:30Why did she bring you here?
19:32Mr. Arun, she brought me here so that I don't listen to you.
19:36What is the matter?
19:36She wants to take me to Karachi.
19:38So?
19:39I don't want to go to Karachi. I have seen the film.
19:41Which one?
19:41I won't go to Punjab.
19:44Why not? Karachi is also our city.
19:45It is a beautiful city.
19:46It is a very beautiful city.
19:47How can I stay so far?
19:49I live in Punjab.
19:50You can't stay so far.
19:51My aunt has come to Sangat.
19:55You should have thought about it before going to Karachi.
19:58I told you that I will stay here for long.
20:00You didn't listen to me.
20:03I asked you why you live in Pahimkhawki.
20:07Why do you want to stay in Pindar?
20:09I agree that you told me this.
20:11But I didn't understand anything.
20:14That is why I don't want to go.
20:16If you knew that she won't go to Karachi,
20:19then why did you marry her?
20:20Otherwise, you would have said that you are her lover.
20:23Brother, if you knew that she won't go to Karachi,
20:27then why did you marry her?
20:29In the beginning of our love,
20:32it was decided that when the marriage will be fixed,
20:36then the girl will go to the boy's house.
20:38I didn't understand this.
20:40That is why I said it.
20:42You are very good at parties and proposals.
20:46Listen to me.
20:47Mom and dad love you a lot.
20:49When I see you, I feel very happy.
20:53I feel very happy.
20:56If you go to Karachi with me,
20:59I will give you everything.
21:02What is this thing that I will take with me?
21:05He is saying that if you go to Karachi with him,
21:07he will give you clothes and perfumes.
21:09You also speak Urdu.
21:11How will I know if he speaks like this?
21:13You also speak in simple Urdu.
21:15My dear, tell him that I am not an expert in this language.
21:20I think that you have a yellow mark on your Dheerik Road.
21:24Will you take me to Karachi by train or by plane?
21:27What did you say?
21:29I said that will you take me to Karachi by train or by plane?
21:33Okay.
21:34First, I couldn't understand this language.
21:35Now, I will have to learn this language.
21:37How did he say it?
21:41You should go to Karachi. It is very beautiful.
21:44No, ma'am.
21:51My dear, you have beautiful eyes and red lips.
21:56I am in love with you.
22:02What did he say when he proposed to you?
22:05He didn't get you a proper proposal.
22:10He was a fool.
22:11Really?
22:12I was impressed by his personality.
22:15He was impressed.
22:16What do you do?
22:17Mr. Haroon, I write books.
22:20I have written about 5000 books.
22:23Wow!
22:25First, listen to him.
22:27He doesn't have a wall of books.
22:31He seems to be a strange person.
22:34I write letters.
22:36He writes letters.
22:37He writes letters for people.
22:39Okay.
22:40How did you communicate with each other on your honeymoon?
22:44I haven't recovered from this pain yet.
22:46God knows when I will recover from this pain.
22:49Tell me what this pain is.
22:52I know about winter, summer and melon.
22:54What is this pain?
22:56Send a Karachi man with snow.
22:59He is asking you to solve his problem.
23:01Can't you say this?
23:02You should use simple language.
23:04Ma'am, I want to have a conversation with you in Urdu.
23:07I am a local.
23:10You don't want to go to Karachi and you don't want to stay in Lahore.
23:13Will you take me to my aunt's house?
23:16I can't leave Lahore.
23:17I can't leave the spring of Lahore.
23:20We will go to Dodhariya and after having food..
23:23..we will be walking hand in hand in front of the sea view.
23:28He is saying a lot of nonsense.
23:31If you will splash water on me, I will get sprains.
23:34Wait. What is sprains?
23:37I will tear the chest of those waves and save you from there.
23:40Oh, my!
23:43Take him, Prabha. Take him to Karachi.
23:45There is chest of waves too.
23:48Listen to me. I will stay in Lahore.
23:50I will feed you the inside of the spring.
23:53What is inside?
23:56Inside is a very delicious delicacy.
23:58It is found in the spring. It is sweet. It is very tasty.
24:01Tell me what is inside.
24:03It is desi chicken soup.
24:05It is so tasty.
24:07It is so tasty.
24:09It is so tasty.
24:11You will sweat in December.
24:14Do you love him?
24:15I love him a lot. I can't live without him.
24:18And you?
24:19I have come to school to get my daughter's admission.
24:24Look, I can't leave you and I am sorry..
24:27..but I can't leave Karachi too.
24:30If we can meet at some beach..
24:33I think Multan is better.
24:35Mr. Agha's house is also in Multan.
24:37I am sure he can help you.
24:39I can help. He is my brother and she is my sister.
24:42Yes.
24:42If there is no separation between them..
24:46..I am ready to do anything.
24:48Mr. Agha, I will stay in your beautiful Multan..
24:51..but I will miss Karachi's chest of waves a lot.
24:55It is my responsibility to feed you the inside of the spring.
25:00He is saying that he misses the waves of the sea.
25:06I am going to Karachi with my heart.
25:11He has a heart disease.
25:15I have grown up in Lahore.
25:17I have come to Murunda to eat.
25:18And you are telling me to go to Karachi.
25:20What will I find there?
25:21Wait. What do you mean by you will find?
25:25And you have come to Murunda to eat.
25:27I have come to Murunda to kiss the flowers.
25:34Look, after going there..
25:35..you will find good food in Pakistan.
25:39You will find the best food in Karachi.
25:41No. Everything will be great there.
25:44But I cannot stay there. It is too hot there.
25:47That is fine. But I will feel like a prisoner in Lahore.
25:52After going there, I cannot spend my life without you.
25:56You are more than a star for me.
25:58Now you have reached my level.
26:00I am not talking about the level.
26:01He is saying that you are the star of my path.
26:03I cannot spend my life without you.
26:05How can he not speak like you?
26:08You were standing there earlier.
26:09If uncle was going to beat you, you should have spoken openly.
26:11Three months have passed.
26:14It is very cold in Lahore.
26:15I am saying that you should spend three more months.
26:17We will stay here for a long time.
26:19And when it will be hot, you should not go there.
26:23But the people of Karachi cannot bear the cold of Lahore.
26:27Obviously, Mr. Haroon, that person cannot stay here.
26:29I cannot bear the heat there.
26:30Siddique, you can stay wherever you want.
26:33Make a decision. You cannot spend your life like this.
26:36You can stay in Karachi for six months.
26:38You can stay in Lahore for six months.
26:39If I am not able to stay in Karachi..
26:42..then I will not be able to stay in Lahore either.
26:44You can choose the third city.
26:46The capital of Punjab is Sadqabad.
26:47Sadqabad or Ibyar Khan.
26:49There is a dam.
26:50And there is a dam.
26:51And in Sadqabad, you get chutney and pickles.
26:55Yes. Yes.
26:57I am ready to settle there.
26:59Sadqabad.
27:01And I think you get pickles there too.
27:03So, he will be suitable there.
27:09That is why they have become friends.
27:11Wow.
27:12Brother, didn't you have a train to Sangat?
27:15Yes.
27:16Yes.
27:21I will take a short break.
27:22I will meet you after the break.
27:24Mr. Agha, you cannot say that I have dyed my hair in the sun.
27:27No. No.
27:28You have to answer the question.
27:31I have forgiven Mr. Agha today.
27:33He is a good man.
27:34No. Leave it.
27:35He has forgiven me as he is a good man.
27:39No. You should forgive him too.
27:40Forgive him.
27:41No. No. Mr. Haroon..
27:42No. No. It is a matter of men.
27:43Why will he forgive me?
27:44No.
27:46Be alert. Be alert.
27:49Be alert. Be alert.
27:53Welcome back, viewers.
27:55There is a very important day in December.
27:58It is 20th December.
28:01It is Human Solidarity Day.
28:03The world is in a state of war.
28:07There is a revolution.
28:09There is a revolution.
28:10There is a war.
28:11There is something going on.
28:13The world needs it.
28:15But I think we all need it the most.
28:19The Pakistanis need it.
28:21Human Solidarity..
28:23There was a felt earthquake.
28:25Mr. Agha was shaking his leg.
28:26Mr. Agha, what was that?
28:27Yesterday, he asked me not to cut his leg.
28:31Why? He is a newcomer.
28:32He will cut it tomorrow.
28:33You make him cut his leg.
28:35Mr. Salim, hold on.
28:36Was there a table like this?
28:38Yes. Both of us..
28:38So, Mr. Salim and I looked at each other.
28:40It does not move. You do not move.
28:44Mr. Agha, take a deep breath. The table is moving.
28:46Who is there to take a deep breath?
28:47Don't talk too much.
28:48Shut up. Don't sit in front of me.
28:50You move around.
28:51Who moves around?
28:53Don't talk too much.
28:54I am telling you.
28:55Do you understand?
28:56We are not going to stay here. Let's go.
28:58What?
29:00Mr. Agha, why do you move around while kneading the dough?
29:05Mr. Agha, you are making food.
29:06Why are you kneading the dough?
29:08No.
29:11I wanted to say that
29:13Pakistan needs it the most right now.
29:15Because we need..
29:17Human solidarity.
29:18Human solidarity. Wow!
29:20Human solidarity.
29:22I can't put my foot down.
29:23How many English words can I say?
29:25Who told you that you need to put your foot down
29:28to speak English?
29:29I wanted to say that
29:31we all need..
29:33Human solidarity.
29:34Human solidarity.
29:36The reason for that is that..
29:39Children are divided in schools.
29:42Their children should be free from politics and such things.
29:47They should have brains.
29:48When they grow up, they should make decisions.
29:50Their parents have already determined
29:52the political parties of small children.
29:57The child is supporting the same party as his father.
30:01And children are fighting in school.
30:02They are ending friendships.
30:04In fact, husband and wife are fighting on a political basis.
30:07On linguistic grounds.
30:09On other grounds.
30:10On personal matters.
30:11For God's sake, keep one thing in mind.
30:15Neither our elders should live in this world.
30:18Nor should we live here.
30:20Nor should the children live here.
30:21From today, after 110 years,
30:24all the people you see in this world,
30:26none of them will be alive.
30:27Apparently.
30:28It seems so.
30:29None of them will be alive.
30:31All of them will be dead and all of them will be new.
30:34So, no one should live here.
30:37All the time you have in this world,
30:40for God's sake, keep one thing in mind.
30:43Whoever is from a political party,
30:45whoever is from a linguistic background,
30:47whoever is from a personal background,
30:49whoever is from a social circle,
30:51there is one thing for sure.
30:53He is as much a servant of God as you are.
30:56Absolutely.
30:57He is as much a creation of God as you are.
31:02He is also a human being, if you are a human being.
31:05Both of you are human beings.
31:06Then why are you wearing so many hijabs?
31:08So, consider a human being to be a human being.
31:11Love a human being.
31:12What is the reason for that?
31:13For example, my team is sitting here.
31:16If a person tells you that Mr. Haroon has sent you,
31:20you will respect him and say that Mr. Haroon has sent you.
31:23If a person from Mr. Agha comes to me and says that Mr. Agha has sent me to you,
31:26I will ask him, what is the matter?
31:27I will respect him so that he can say that I have been respected.
31:30So, all the people in the world, especially in Pakistan,
31:34whose people are they?
31:35They are the people of God.
31:37So, he can tell you that my man came to you and you treated him like this.
31:42So, do one thing, just do one thing,
31:45stop thinking for God that I am right.
31:50No one is telling you to change your views.
31:52Every person asks for guidance from God and it has been said,
31:54we ask for guidance in our prayers as well.
31:58We ask for guidance.
31:59Now, look at one more thing.
32:00If I tell you that you come to my house in a car
32:04and give me that car and park it in my house.
32:07And you come to my house and I don't even open the door,
32:10then you can't bring the car inside.
32:11Absolutely.
32:12You can't park it, you can't gift it to me.
32:14We say, give us guidance.
32:16How will we get guidance when we hear something new
32:19and accept that we were wrong?
32:22Maybe this is also right.
32:24Maybe this is right.
32:26So, whenever something new comes up, we say,
32:27it's okay, you are wrong, I am right.
32:30So, where will we get guidance from?
32:32So, when we ask for guidance,
32:33the guide explains it to the person.
32:36So, understand a person as a person.
32:38It is 20th December, Human Solidarity Day.
32:41On this day, just do one thing,
32:43that all the people whom you hate,
32:45on political grounds, on linguistic grounds, on personal issues,
32:48even in your own self,
32:50those who are called your cousins,
32:52you are with them as well.
32:54Just do one thing, whether someone does it or not.
32:57God is watching you.
32:58You decide with your own heart,
33:01whether someone fights with me or not.
33:03Whether someone has done injustice or not.
33:05But, I make that thing the basis,
33:08that I don't hate anyone today.
33:11I don't hate anyone.
33:13My God, don't hate me.
33:14Very good.
33:17Mr. Arun, you said, if both are humans,
33:20then why are they in hijabs?
33:22I feel,
33:23if both are humans, then at least some are in hijabs.
33:26Yes, just like old hidden notes are found in socks.
33:30Yes.
33:31Just like dried flowers are found in books.
33:33Very good.
33:35Dried is a different word.
33:37Mr. Agha, I had dried my hair in the sun.
33:40That's a different thing.
33:44Mr. Agha, you can't even say,
33:46that I had dyed my hair in the sun.
33:47No, no.
33:48You have to give an answer.
33:52I am sorry, I mistook Mr. Agha for a human being.
33:54He is a human being.
33:55No, leave it.
33:56Now, he has forgiven me for mistaking me for a human being.
34:00No, and you too forgive him.
34:02No, no, Mr. Arun.
34:02No, no, it's about humans.
34:04Why will he forgive me?
34:05No, no.
34:06Mr. Aneem, you too forgive him.
34:08No, no, Mr. Arun, you are talking about humans.
34:10How can I forgive an animal?
34:12What do you have to do with poli-maj?
34:15Poli-maj.
34:16You said the right thing.
34:17Poli-maj.
34:19He wrote, poli-maj.
34:21Poli-maj.
34:23You said that everyone is equal.
34:25Everyone is equal.
34:27I didn't say that.
34:29You are giving me the wrong message.
34:30We have been told that a human being
34:33goes above his morals and virtues.
34:35So, he is not equal.
34:36But respect humanity.
34:38If there is a human being, be compassionate to him.
34:41And don't hate anyone
34:43on the basis that he is from a different caste,
34:45from a different language,
34:47from a different political party.
34:49Don't hate.
34:50Mr. Saleem, I think you should forgive Mr. Baga.
34:53I won't forgive him. I know he will beat me up again.
34:57Goge, what did you learn from all this?
34:59Tell us.
35:00I was just saying..
35:01Stand up.
35:02Because..
35:03Don't speak in a low voice, Saleem.
35:04Wait a minute.
35:07I have learned..
35:08A teacher who is taught by his students.
35:11Stop it.
35:12Yes.
35:13By the way, with regards to humanity,
35:16I have taught many intellectuals that
35:19if a person is superior to someone,
35:21then he is equal in knowledge.
35:24What do you have to say about this?
35:25You are absolutely right.
35:26Excellent.
35:27Knowledge makes a huge difference.
35:31The difference between the earth and the sky.
35:32A scholar and an illiterate are never equal.
35:34Never equal.
35:35Just like a blind man and a blind woman can never be equal,
35:37similarly, an educated man and an illiterate man can never be equal.
35:40And similarly, a tall man and a short man can never be equal.
35:42No, they can be if they keep their heads down.
35:45Mr. Haroon, you have said a very good thing.
35:48Okay.
35:48He is an intellectual.
35:50I mean, you have said a very good thing, Mr. Haroon.
35:53I am a big fan of yours.
35:54You say very good things.
35:55Give me Rs. 500.
35:56I will give you a slap.
36:02Viewers, it is time for a short break.
36:04Don't go anywhere.
36:05We will meet after the break.
36:06We bow down to you, God.
36:10We pray to you, God.
36:14We bow down to you, God.
36:17We bow down to you, God.
36:21We bow down to you, God.
36:27We bow down to you, God.
36:31We bow down to you, God.
36:35We bow down to you, God.
36:40Welcome back, viewers.
36:41Yes, Irza.
36:42Mr. Haroon, look at Mr. Agha.
36:44He looks like a man who has found a shawl from an old box.
36:47Okay.
36:49He looks like a man who has found a shawl from an old box.
36:55Let's go to the audience.
36:56Let's wait for the audience.
36:58Yes, come.
36:59Greetings.
37:00Greetings.
37:01My name is Waqas Hanif.
37:02I would like to say a few words about my mother.
37:04Yes, sir. Please say a few words.
37:06Those who don't have a mother
37:20don't have a shadow on them.
37:29Wow.
37:29Those who have a son don't have a mother.
37:43Wow.
37:44Very nice.
37:45Very nice.
37:46We bow down to you, God.
37:51We bow down to you, God.
37:54We bow down to you, God.
38:01We bow down to you, God.
38:10We bow down to you, God.
38:16Very nice.
38:17Very nice.
38:19Sir, you sang so well.
38:23Where did you come from? How did you come?
38:24May God give my mother a place in heaven.
38:27Amen. Amen.
38:28When I was a kid, all the houses of my uncle and aunt were together.
38:33I was coming from another house to my house.
38:35And on my lips, on my tongue, there was a word.
38:40There were a few words.
38:41In the throat of the fairies.
38:44Sir, when I was singing this song, my mother looked at me and said,
38:47Waqas, your voice is so beautiful.
38:48I see.
38:49I was eavesdropping.
38:52So, from then on, slowly, slowly, slowly,
38:55the practice continued.
38:56I see.
38:57By the way, you shouldn't listen to your mother.
38:59She appreciates the child in everything.
39:01Even Gokhale used to say, my dear son, what are you doing?
39:07We are talking to Gokhale.
39:08I am sure he must have been very cute in his childhood.
39:12Where? Where?
39:13Gokhale, how were you in your childhood?
39:15Tell us.
39:16She is right. She is right.
39:17She says that Irza is beautiful, but she doesn't know how to appreciate it.
39:25Gokhale, do you remember someone used to say this to you in your childhood?
39:28Yes, they used to do this.
39:32I used to pamper him a lot.
39:33I see.
39:33I used to take care of him in the shop,
39:35I used to earn money and pamper him.
39:38He was a dacoit in his childhood.
39:40I see.
39:40Then I called his father.
39:42I said, brother, take two lakh rupees and a boy.
39:46Take two lakh rupees and a boy.
39:49In your entire life, in which part of your life
39:52did you feel that you are very cute in front of the mirror?
39:55No, my entire life I was a dacoit.
39:58Son, you are not a dacoit.
40:00You ask our eyes, you are a dacoit.
40:04Obviously, when I was a kid, I didn't know how much I was pampered.
40:09I don't even know now. I swear on God.
40:13Okay, now on a very serious note.
40:15Very seriously.
40:16In your childhood, where did your father take you to have fun?
40:20Like this.
40:21He used to hold my legs and take me like this.
40:23Sir, he used to take me to see where the sewerage is.
40:28He used to take me to the main gutter.
40:30He is a little bit crazy.
40:32He used to say, father, I am going to take him to the mountains.
40:35Okay.
40:36He used to hold his legs and take me to the Mahmood Booty.
40:39I used to tell my father to buy me toys.
40:42Then he used to pamper him and leave him on the terrace.
40:44Why?
40:45Then he used to find him in the mountains.
40:49Mr. Arun, his favourite place was Gujjar Nala.
40:52The name of that place was only Gujjar.
40:56You must have heard of that area, Gandi Bambi.
40:59Yes.
41:00Its name was Bambi.
41:03Sir, you must have heard of that area, Kala Shah Kaku.
41:05Yes.
41:05Earlier it was only Shah Kaku.
41:09Sir, when a kid goes to the mosque and announces..
41:12..he announces it with someone else's name.
41:15He only reveals his face to Gokhale.
41:17When I was a kid, I went to the mosque.
41:19Okay.
41:19His father also announced that my son has gone to the mosque..
41:22..whom he found and left him far away.
41:26When he was born, his father went to the mosque to announce his happiness.
41:30Yes.
41:30His mother looked at the door and said..
41:32..that you will say such things outside.
41:35Gokhale, when we used to eat ice-cream as a kid..
41:37..what did you like to eat?
41:38I used to eat Malai.
41:40I used to eat ice-cream.
41:43He says that he used to eat very good food.
41:46Okay.
41:46Tell me, what was it?
41:48For three months, his father kept his mouth shut.
41:49He used to eat only dirt.
41:51Gokhale, when we were kids, we used to bathe..
41:54..and apply lotion and get ready.
41:56Yes.
41:56How did you get ready?
41:57He used to get petrol and leave it outside.
42:00This was his childhood.
42:01Let's see, this is how it was.
42:03Your Naeem is the same.
42:09Who is next?
42:10Greetings.
42:11Greetings.
42:12My name is Zebu Nisa and I would like to sing a few lines.
42:16Wow.
42:18There is darkness in the heart.
42:21There is a lot of complaints.
42:25Your craziness is your fault.
42:32I tried to explain to my small heart..
42:37..that I have eyes for you.
42:43I have eyes for you.
42:49Wow. Very nice.
42:50Very nice.
42:52Very nice.
42:54Yes, sir.
42:55Greetings.
42:56My name is Muhammad and I am an advocate.
42:57Okay.
42:58And I am teaching.
43:00You are an advocate and also a teacher.
43:04Sir, what do you see in students these days?
43:06Sir, I see irresponsibility in students.
43:09The student is not the same as before.
43:11Tell us something good too.
43:13And the good thing is that the students these days..
43:16They are very responsible.
43:17I said something irresponsible.
43:19And secondly, they have adopted a modern way.
43:21They have started earning through social media.
43:25Like YouTube, V-log and all.
43:26So, I think this is a good thing which the old students didn't have.
43:29Sir, I really like that your thinking is not old.
43:33You are a very progressive teacher.
43:34True. That's true.
43:38Yes, sir.
43:39A lot of beautiful vagabonds come and go on the streets.
43:45Sometimes by chance..
43:51..you meet a lot of strangers.
43:57Some of them forget you.
44:02Some of them remember you.
44:08Some of them forget you.
44:14Some of them remember you.
44:19Sir, very good.
44:21Very good.
44:23Sir, very good.
44:24Amanat, sing a part of it.
44:26She might have heard this message.
44:30Yes.
44:31She might have heard her name in my songs.
44:36She might know this secret sitting far away.
44:41She might recognise my voice.
44:47I wish it rains like this tomorrow night.
44:52And I meet her somewhere.
44:58I meet her somewhere.
45:01Talking about people who sing and laugh..
45:07..sometimes with a joke.
45:12Some of them become beautiful dreams.
45:18Some of them forget you.
45:23Some of them remember you.
45:26Very good.
45:27Very good.
45:28Very good.
45:31Rekha, you look beautiful without glasses.
45:34I have never worn glasses.
45:36No, I wear glasses.
45:41Viewers, this was today's show.
45:42We will meet you in the next show.
45:44Take care.
45:45Goodbye.
45:46Be careful.