Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 30th August 2024
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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 30th August 2024
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00:00Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:22Friends, you must have seen that in every country, every nation, there are some festivals,
00:26some celebrations, some celebrations. Why are these festivals?
00:31These are in all religions, in all nations, in all countries.
00:36What is the reason for this?
00:37Why is there a day when there is a festival and there is a celebration on that festival?
00:43There is a reason for this.
00:44The reason is that the day there is a celebration, the whole nation becomes one.
00:51At that one point, everyone becomes one.
00:54So the distances change to some extent in closeness.
00:57There are many people who forgive their loved ones and embrace them.
01:02That is why festivals and celebrations are very important.
01:06But why am I saying this?
01:07I am saying this because we are seeing that due to the use of cell phones,
01:13excessive use, undue use, many families are disintegrating.
01:21Everyone is in their own rooms.
01:23Children do not give time to their elders.
01:25We have often seen that even in our phones.
01:27So there used to be small celebrations for families.
01:32What were those celebrations?
01:34That everyone would drink tea together in the evening,
01:36eat dinner together or everyone would eat together at one table.
01:38These were the rules.
01:40For the wise people, for the intelligent people, for the good people.
01:43So you can at least do this,
01:46that you can at least do this for a day.
01:48If you cannot do it every day, you should do it every day.
01:51Keep one such activity,
01:53in which the whole family is involved.
01:56You may not realise it, but this is your daily celebration.
02:00It will keep you connected.
02:02It will increase your love.
02:03It will increase your sympathy.
02:05And you will see and feel its benefits with your own eyes.
02:09Come, let's start today's show with this message.
02:11Let's go to the neighbourhood and meet them and see what is happening there.
02:17Greetings, Mr. Ruhul.
02:18Greetings. We were missing you a lot.
02:21You are not crying, Ruhul.
02:22Is it?
02:23You have to go to sell milk.
02:25Okay, okay.
02:26You are giving milk to people's houses in the morning.
02:29I give milk to people's houses in the morning.
02:31You get tired.
02:32I get tired. Believe me.
02:34Hmm.
02:35I can't ride a cycle now.
02:37Oh.
02:38I wish I had a motorcycle.
02:41Yes, that's true.
02:42Believe me.
02:43Look at this.
02:44This is a belt.
02:46Hmm.
02:47This is a rope.
02:49Aha.
02:49Like this.
02:50Wow.
02:51You tie it like this.
02:55Wow, it looks good.
03:03Ashgufta, come out and see.
03:05He is riding a fake motorcycle.
03:08Brother, if the company finds out that you are sitting there,
03:11they will shut down the company.
03:13And they will also hang Pandey, who drinks their own water, behind you.
03:16Buy a new one.
03:17Me?
03:18Me?
03:19Yes, it's new.
03:20It's a zero meter bike.
03:21It doesn't have a number.
03:22Clap for him.
03:23He is getting his feet under an open motorcycle.
03:29You are a smart man.
03:30You are telling a man to do stupid things.
03:31Stupid things?
03:32You are doing childish things.
03:34Baa, baa, baa.
03:35Throw it away.
03:36Do you have any sense?
03:37Okay, congratulations on the motorcycle.
03:39Yes, yes.
03:40Buy a new one.
03:41Everyone has a heart.
03:43Ashgufta, what is the time now?
03:45Your preparations are not complete.
03:46We are going to eat ice cream.
03:48Okay, great.
03:49I am here.
03:50Come on, sit in the back.
03:51Hurry up.
03:53You won't listen to me?
03:54What do you mean?
03:55Mr. Haroon, listen to me.
03:57If God has given them so much money,
04:01then why don't they buy a car for me?
04:02We have lived for two days.
04:04What do you want to do with a car?
04:05You can buy a motorcycle and go to Lahore in a jiffy.
04:09Look at him, he is a spoiled man.
04:11Who is a spoiled man?
04:14Okay, there are such ill-mannered people too.
04:16First of all, look,
04:17the way women sit on our bikes,
04:20it is a very happy thing
04:22that now women ride bikes
04:24and scooters too.
04:26I like it a lot.
04:27And the people who talk about it,
04:29that look at this, what is this?
04:30So these are the same people who used to say
04:32about driving in some era that a woman should not do it.
04:34The women who sit on bikes or scooters,
04:37then two things happen.
04:39Which are not only very big sins,
04:42but it is such a thing that
04:45they should be punished for this in the police station.
04:48Just like a thief is given.
04:49And that is the act
04:51that if a woman is sitting on a bike and sees it,
04:53then the other bikers try
04:55to overtake her from below.
04:57Yes.
04:58So that they can spy on her
05:01and can see that woman.
05:03One is this act
05:04that they should think that
05:06this is your mother or sister
05:08who is going on a bike with someone.
05:09And the other act is done by the car drivers.
05:11They increase their headlights.
05:14It has been seen many times
05:16that they intentionally annoy
05:18when a woman is sitting behind.
05:20So just imagine
05:22that when someone's funeral is going on,
05:24then your funeral will be exactly the same.
05:27No one will be different, it will be the same.
05:29So if your mother, sister or daughter
05:31will also sit on a bike,
05:31then it will be exactly the same.
05:33If you think about both these things,
05:35then you will neither overtake from the left
05:37nor will you fill your headlights.
05:39I feel very sorry for the biker's ignorance.
05:42And this is also happening.
05:44He has taken the bike
05:45but he has also removed the side mirrors.
05:47He removes them immediately.
05:48Brother, Rakshesh and I break easily.
05:50If they don't break,
05:51then your leg will break.
05:52Yes.
05:53I just remember one thing.
05:55I didn't tell anyone on the motorcycle.
05:57There was a woman sitting behind.
05:59I don't know if she was his wife or his sister.
06:01I only told her to lift the back seat.
06:04But the man stopped me.
06:04He slapped me.
06:05I didn't want to tell anyone.
06:07Yes, he is right.
06:07No, no, no.
06:08He is wrong.
06:09He is wrong with you.
06:11I will be at peace.
06:12Yes, yes.
06:13You fall very badly.
06:14And you don't take care of your clothes.
06:16You don't take care of your bed sheet.
06:18And we have seen many bad accidents.
06:20I could have worn it properly.
06:21And I should have worn it.
06:23Why?
06:24Because the girl could have left the pant.
06:28What is this?
06:29It's been a long time.
06:30What is this?
06:31Your brain, your head, your life
06:33is more dear to you than your wife.
06:35Make her wear the helmet.
06:36Wear it yourself.
06:38Yes, I will wear it.
06:40It's been a long time.
06:41Let's go.
06:42Sarfaraz, listen to me.
06:43Sell her.
06:44Sell her.
06:45We will buy a car.
06:47Why don't you wear this?
06:48I wear my shoes like this.
06:49Wear your shoes properly.
06:50You sit in the back.
06:51I don't want to talk to him.
06:52Listen to me.
06:53I won't.
06:55We won't spoil the car.
06:57Sell the motorcycle.
06:58I don't want to buy a car.
07:00You don't want to buy a car.
07:02Sell him the car.
07:04I will walk.
07:05This is for our sake.
07:08This is for our sake.
07:09Yes, this is for our sake.
07:10Drive it.
07:11Yes.
07:12It will come from the middle.
07:13Yes.
07:16I am telling you to sell him the motorcycle.
07:18Brother, he has bought it.
07:19Why should I sell it?
07:20I didn't get his number.
07:22Sister-in-law doesn't listen to you.
07:23She says she wants to buy a big car.
07:24Where will I buy it from?
07:25These cars
07:26break down like this.
07:27You should buy a camper.
07:29From the motorcycle?
07:30Yes.
07:31Your motorcycle won't break down.
07:34Come, uncle.
07:35Come.
07:36Uncle?
07:38Uncle?
07:40Oh, God.
07:42Go away.
07:43Don't talk to me.
07:44How will he save us?
07:45We are sitting in the middle.
07:46It's not right.
07:47What happened?
07:48Go inside.
07:49The motorcycle is here.
07:50Make some space.
07:51What happened?
07:52Dad left us.
07:53That's what happened.
07:54Oh, God.
07:55He went to the village.
07:56What?
07:57He went to the village.
07:58Oh, God.
07:59Why did uncle come here?
08:00Uncle, he came to the village.
08:01He will stay here for a while.
08:02Hello.
08:03Hello, son.
08:04How are you doing?
08:05Thank God.
08:06Even you look weak to me.
08:07What to do, son?
08:08My youth has been hurt.
08:09Even with such weakness,
08:10you have such thick hair.
08:11It's strange.
08:12She is right.
08:13How can your hair be so thick?
08:14It's because I don't wash my hair often.
08:15The hair I have,
08:16I think a year is passing by.
08:17It's just that
08:18I don't have much hair.
08:19So I have to wash my hair.
08:20How much hair do you have?
08:21No, uncle,
08:22I don't have that much hair.
08:23I have a lot of hair.
08:24I have a lot of hair.
08:25But I don't like it.
08:26How much hair do you have?
08:27I have a lot of hair.
08:28The hair on your forehead makes you look old.
08:33Sir, my brother has come to the village.
08:35Yes.
08:36It's my duty to take care of the shop.
08:39His son is young. He can take care of the shop.
08:41No, no. He says that an old man should be there.
08:44You are not that old.
08:44Uncle, please sit.
08:46Come, uncle. Come.
08:47It's your wish. There is no problem.
08:49Uncle, you sit here. Take care of the shop.
08:51I will go inside.
08:52Yes, son. I will take care of the shop.
08:54You do this. You are too old.
08:57Greetings.
08:58Greetings.
09:01How are you?
09:02Thank God.
09:03Where did you call the shopkeeper?
09:05I didn't call him.
09:07He is the village headman.
09:10Uncle.
09:11Yes.
09:12I had a deal.
09:13Tell me, what did you do?
09:14I don't have time to make the bill.
09:16What did you do?
09:17One kilo of lentils.
09:19One kilo of lentils.
09:21Half a kilo of sugar.
09:25Half a kilo of sugar.
09:27Half a kilo of sugar.
09:28I have money.
09:31One and a half kilo of gram flour.
09:34One and a half kilo of gram flour.
09:35I have it in my pocket.
09:37Son, how much do you want?
09:38More.
09:39Paya Ras.
09:40Paya Ras.
09:40Yes.
09:41Son, give me some milk.
09:44Two kilos of buttermilk.
09:45Two kilos of buttermilk.
09:48I have it.
09:49One second. One second.
09:50Madam, tell me what groceries do you want?
09:54Don't you understand?
09:55No.
09:55He is my father's brother.
09:57Yes, he is his brother.
09:58Both of them are against me.
10:02They are still thinking that the same Pakistan hasn't been made yet.
10:06Yes.
10:07They are still thinking that the same Pakistan hasn't been made yet.
10:09They are still thinking that the same Pakistan hasn't been made yet.
10:11Okay. Okay.
10:11No, sir. The times have changed.
10:13You are talking about the same thing.
10:15Son, it's honesty.
10:16You shouldn't increase the rate.
10:18Even a poor man can eat.
10:19Sir, how much is the total?
10:21Son, after adding your last account..
10:25Okay.
10:25..the total is 15 annas.
10:28Only 15 annas are made for our groceries?
10:30Yes. 15 annas.
10:32Sir, my salary is very high.
10:35Here you go, sir.
10:37Cut the money.
10:38What currency are you giving me?
10:40Sir, look. This is our currency.
10:42You did a very good thing by bringing my father's picture.
10:48Now no one will earn illicitly by looking at it.
10:52And no one will be dishonest.
10:54Wow. Wow. Wow.
10:57I want to tell you something.
10:59But it's better if you don't know the facts.
11:02But he will harm us in this way.
11:05How?
11:06His nephew's shop.
11:08Nephew, come out.
11:09Yes.
11:10Yes, what happened?
11:11This bill is made correctly.
11:12Your shop is a mess.
11:15Your uncle is selling your stuff in the jungle.
11:18Son, he has brought a new currency.
11:20One minute, uncle.
11:22I have made your bill, Pint Billu.
11:24This is your bill for Rs. 7500.
11:27Uncle made it correctly.
11:30Uncle made it correctly.
11:32You are lying to a smart man.
11:37You are a smart man yourself. Are you mad?
11:39Uncle, cheats lie.
11:42Son, I made the bill for 15 annas.
11:44Yes.
11:45And you are making it for Rs. 7500.
11:47Son, we don't have that much money.
11:50Uncle, the shop where you are sitting..
11:53..it costs 18 lakhs.
11:54Is it?
11:55Is it?
11:56Yes.
11:56Uncle is also lying.
11:58You are not telling the truth.
12:00Take this.
12:01Come.
12:02Okay, bye.
12:06Sarfaraz.
12:07Yes.
12:07I am telling you about the car.
12:08You are sitting here.
12:09Go inside.
12:11Sarfaraz, if I don't get the car by tonight..
12:13..then I will go to my mother's house.
12:14She won't let you get the car.
12:16She won't let you go.
12:17She won't sell it.
12:20She wants this to be sold.
12:22No, if it is sold, then you have to buy it.
12:24I don't have that much money.
12:26And you know that you are a rich man.
12:28You are self-respecting.
12:30You will have a wife.
12:31Okay, forget it.
12:32You are not here and no one is here.
12:33Okay.
12:34I will take my father to the ratel.
12:35Hey, what are you saying?
12:37Your father will give you a lot of money.
12:39Open it.
12:39Okay, I will open it.
12:40All the girls are after me.
12:43I will give them everything.
12:45Water, soap, a little soap.
12:47A golden opportunity.
12:48A golden opportunity has come.
12:50The best company has launched in your locality.
12:53Popcorn is here.
12:58What?
12:58Son, get one packet.
13:00Okay, father.
13:01Which packet?
13:02Father, popcorn.
13:04Okay, son.
13:08Father has put a lot of effort.
13:09Yes, father knows.
13:11First let me ask him.
13:13What a golden opportunity has come?
13:15Don't you watch Fahad Mustafa's show?
13:18Yes, I do.
13:18How he is distributing the prizes.
13:21Yes, yes.
13:22Our company is distributing the prizes in the same way.
13:25Brother, it is a foreign company.
13:27There is a list of prizes in every packet.
13:29What are the prizes?
13:30From popcorn to a big car.
13:32Big car?
13:33Yes, big car, brother.
13:34How many packets, brother?
13:35You can take as many packets as you want.
13:37How many are there in this?
13:38In this?
13:39Yes.
13:39There are 15 packets in this.
13:41How much is the packet?
13:421000 rupees.
13:4315,000 rupees.
13:44I will tell you one thing.
13:46Our owners told us to keep the car in these packets.
13:50Okay, so there is a car in this.
13:52Yes, sir.
13:53There are 15 packets.
13:54100 percent.
13:56Brother, you are studying for a minute.
13:57I don't know where you are coming from.
13:58A golden opportunity has come.
14:00What golden opportunity?
14:01Give me this opportunity too, brother.
14:03What are you selling?
14:04Listen, sell something.
14:05Any prize?
14:06Prize?
14:06It is your name in this.
14:07Give me your name, brother.
14:08What is the matter?
14:09Hello.
14:09Hey, where are you taking him?
14:11Give him the money first.
14:12It must be 30-40 rupees.
14:13I will give it to him, brother.
14:13Remove the 1000 rupee packet.
14:15What is written here?
14:16Hey, congratulations.
14:18Hey, congratulations.
14:22It is shining.
14:23Ask for a motorcycle.
14:24What do you want?
14:25You are a rich man.
14:26You can give me anything I want.
14:27What is written here?
14:27Your small wallet has come out.
14:32Yes, sir.
14:32The name is Fauria.
14:34Here.
14:35Take this.
14:36This wallet in 1000 rupees.
14:38By the way, 1000 rupees is also fine.
14:40Give me another 1000 rupees wallet.
14:42Give me two packets.
14:43Look at this, brother.
14:48Congratulations.
14:49Hey.
14:50One minute.
14:51Nothing.
14:51Tell me what it is.
14:53Is it a football for kids?
14:55Yes.
14:56Hey.
14:57Tell me quickly.
14:58I will give it to you.
14:59Here you go.
15:00Wow.
15:01Don't you dare to give me a packet.
15:03I will give you 2000 rupees.
15:04Hey, don't cheat.
15:06I won't give it to anyone.
15:073000 rupees.
15:07Keep it here.
15:08Take this.
15:09Take this.
15:10Give me all the 20,000 rupees.
15:11Keep it here.
15:12Keep it here.
15:14What have you bought?
15:17Prince.
15:18Yes.
15:18Cheetah, Babur, Tiger.
15:19Yes.
15:20The motorcycle is mine.
15:21Yes.
15:22Go and get your fate.
15:24Hairbrush.
15:27Brother, the companies that are sitting in front of you..
15:30..are being named.
15:31Wow.
15:32Boss, you are giving me good things.
15:33Here you go.
15:34By the way, this is not a bad thing.
15:36It's good.
15:37Give me 1000 rupees.
15:38I will give you 1000 rupees packet.
15:40But sir, you are not understanding the game.
15:42If the vehicle comes out, all the money will be equal.
15:44In fact, it will be profitable.
15:45Yes, this is right.
15:46One minute. Let it be.
15:48I have bought it.
15:49Open it.
15:50Open it. Open mine.
15:51You think we are less than you.
15:54And look at our luck.
15:55What has come out?
15:58What happened?
15:59Take this and try again.
16:03Take it. Take it.
16:05Take it and remove the paper.
16:06Hey, Rubik's cube.
16:07Hey, listen to me.
16:08Look at this paper.
16:09What is there in it?
16:10If you fly in the air, you will get hurt.
16:13What is this?
16:14A balloon.
16:17Let it be.
16:17Hello.
16:19If someone's birthday comes, there will be balloons at home.
16:21Open it quickly. Take out the car quickly.
16:24There is no car in it.
16:26There is no car in it.
16:26There is no car in it.
16:27There is no car in it.
16:29Wait a minute.
16:30Wait a minute.
16:31Let me find it.
16:32There is no car in it.
16:36There is no car in it.
16:37Hey, brother.
16:38Hey, open it.
16:40You are cheating people.
16:41There is no car in it.
16:42Where is the car?
16:43Brother, look at all the packets.
16:45All of them.
16:46I have seen all of them.
16:47There is no car in it.
16:48Brother, how is it possible?
16:50I have seen the packet with the car in it.
16:53Where did that packet go?
16:55There is no car in it.
17:10Check the car.
17:11Oh my God.
17:16Baba.
17:17Baba.
17:18How much did you get for this packet?
17:20Because of my son.
17:22Because of your son, Baba.
17:23Yes, Baba.
17:24Because of my brother.
17:25My father.
17:28How can I bring it here?
17:29Wait a minute.
17:30I want to speak without bringing it here.
17:31Wait a minute.
17:32How much did you get for this packet?
17:34Son, I got as much as I could.
17:36I have to bring more cash.
17:38Bring 20,000 bucks of cash.
17:40No, son.
17:4140,000.
17:42No, son. It's too expensive.
17:43It's 50,000 from 10,000.
17:45The last thing, father.
17:46The boy said it's 50,000.
17:49Son, it's 60,000.
17:51Give me 60,000.
17:52He's asking you to add it up.
17:55It's 10,000.
17:55Yes, 10,000. Why didn't you give him?
17:58Where were you, father?
17:59He was talking about money.
18:00And now he's taking 60,000.
18:04I gave him 10,000.
18:06Now I'll give him 12,000 and 22,000.
18:10Thank you, son.
18:11It's okay.
18:12It's time for my train to go to Pind Challa.
18:15Okay.
18:15We'll meet again.
18:17Come here.
18:18Come here, son.
18:19Here?
18:19Take out the car.
18:20Leave it.
18:21Leave it.
18:21Take our car.
18:23Look here. Where's the receipt?
18:27Here's the receipt.
18:29Here it is.
18:33The car.
18:37Wow.
18:38Where's the car?
18:40Wife!
18:41Yes?
18:42Congratulations.
18:43I brought the car.
18:43I parked it here.
18:44Congratulations.
18:45Which car did you bring?
18:47My wish has come true.
18:50Congratulations, brother.
18:52We should have a name too.
18:54The car is coming.
18:54We'll give you a name.
18:56Where's the car?
18:57Sir, the car is coming.
18:58Sarfaraz.
18:59Yes?
18:59Close your eyes.
19:00I'll open the car when it comes.
19:05Mother.
19:06What?
19:06What's this?
19:09What?
19:10What's this?
19:12Why did you say it's a big car?
19:13Brother, it's a small car.
19:14Look at our wives.
19:17No.
19:17You two are going to get minced meat in Mian Bibiye.
19:21What fraud is this?
19:23Fraud?
19:23What car is this?
19:24Give it to me.
19:25Yes?
19:26Come out.
19:27Tell your uncle to return 60,000.
19:30But I have a motorcycle.
19:31Tell your uncle to give us money.
19:33He sold us a pack of flowers worth 60,000.
19:36Here.
19:36What 60,000?
19:38He sold his car.
19:39He sold his uncle for 60,000.
19:41Give me my pack.
19:4310,000.
19:44Where's my uncle?
19:45Give me my car.
19:46Give me my money.
19:48Give me my motorcycle.
19:50Give me my car.
19:51Give me my 10,000.
19:52Mr. Rohan.
19:54Don't give me any money.
20:00Ladies and gentlemen, this is a small break.
20:02We'll meet after the break.
20:03I love you.
20:06I love you.
20:07Wow.
20:08He loves me so much.
20:09I love him to death.
20:23Welcome back, viewers.
20:24Charlie, you wanted to ask me a question.
20:27What was that question?
20:28Sir, you're very knowledgeable.
20:29You talk very well.
20:30No, not at all.
20:31I'm definitely not knowledgeable.
20:32Get rid of this misconception of yours.
20:34People tell me that you talk very well.
20:37I wanted to ask you something.
20:38I have a problem, sir.
20:39Yes.
20:40I've been having a dream for the past 3-4 months.
20:43I'm serious.
20:44What dream?
20:45I see a face from a distance.
20:47Okay.
20:48It's a very beautiful face.
20:50Okay.
20:50As it gets closer to me, it looks scary.
20:54I get scared when it gets close to me.
20:56Charlie, I have a question for you.
21:00Lately, I mean recently,
21:02are you worried about your future?
21:05What's going to happen in the future?
21:07Who is he?
21:08Hello, brother.
21:08Where are you?
21:09Come here.
21:09Who is he?
21:10How are you, sir?
21:12I'm fine.
21:12It's a show.
21:13Please come.
21:14Who is he?
21:15Is it a show?
21:16Yes.
21:17Come, let's watch it.
21:18It was such an interesting conversation.
21:20What a question, Charlie.
21:21Yes.
21:22He wanted to answer it.
21:23Okay, go ahead.
21:24It's none of my business.
21:25Go ahead.
21:26Why are you standing here?
21:27Yes, tell me.
21:28Ma'am, if you had forgotten the way,
21:29you could have put up a map.
21:30You would have found the way.
21:31Talk to her.
21:32I'm feeling shy.
21:34No, the map was taken from our mobile phone.
21:37How was it taken?
21:38Our mobile phone.
21:39You stay here.
21:40I'll tell you.
21:40Do you know what the real joy is?
21:41Yes.
21:42The mobile phone is kept next to us.
21:45Okay.
21:45I kept it next to me.
21:46Wait a minute.
21:47I'll tell you later.
21:48I kept it next to me.
21:49And it hit my eye.
21:51Oh.
21:51I was trying to fool her.
21:53Oh.
21:53You were trying to fool her?
21:54Oh, Ranjha.
21:55I told you to take care of the bag.
21:57You came to Lahore and you don't know.
21:59I didn't take care of the bag.
22:00I didn't have that thing with me.
22:02That thing is with me.
22:03That's the first irritation.
22:05Our relatives live here.
22:07Okay.
22:07They came here after a long time.
22:09So, your relatives didn't come to take you?
22:11You know what?
22:12I don't care.
22:13I don't care if my relatives come to take me.
22:16Wait a minute.
22:16I'm talking to a smart guy.
22:19He's such an innocent man.
22:21I told him.
22:21I told him that my relatives are in Pune and Gagwa.
22:24Okay.
22:25I couldn't inform them that I'm here.
22:27Oh.
22:28And their number too.
22:29Aunt, we have their number too.
22:31You can call them.
22:35Where do your relatives live?
22:37I don't know.
22:40Our relatives..
22:41What is this?
22:43Our relatives live here.
22:45I don't care.
22:46Bashir. Bashir. Bashir.
22:48So, you came to meet Mr. Bashir?
22:50Yes.
22:50I'll tell you.
22:51Wait a minute.
22:52Wait a minute.
22:52Bashir lives here.
22:53You talk to him.
22:56Bashir lives here in the city.
22:58Okay.
22:59We are very close relatives.
23:01I came here after marriage.
23:03There are so many Bashirs in Lahore.
23:05But he is..
23:06Sit here and talk to me.
23:07I can't talk to you.
23:09Is this your first time in Lahore?
23:10I feel ashamed to talk about my home.
23:14I came here after 25 years.
23:16Oh.
23:17And Bashir..
23:18I came here 25 years ago.
23:20I was just like you.
23:22She started talking.
23:24Mr. Haroon, you are a decent man.
23:26I think he is tired.
23:29Get him a chair.
23:30Yes. Get him a chair.
23:33No, sir. I don't need a chair.
23:35He lives in the village.
23:37Is it?
23:38Yes. He lives in the village.
23:39Do you know what it is?
23:41It's a long road.
23:43Road? Okay.
23:43Yes. He lives in the village.
23:45He doesn't have a chair in the village.
23:47He doesn't have a stool.
23:49Yes.
23:51These people in the city..
23:53They respect Lahore a lot.
23:55Yes.
23:56He is from Lahore.
23:57He doesn't live in Lahore.
23:58He doesn't live in Lahore.
24:00Ma'am, why are you holding a cushion?
24:02I feel ashamed to talk about my home.
24:08You are a good man.
24:09You don't have to worry about anything.
24:11Yes.
24:12God will protect you.
24:13You don't have to worry about anything.
24:15You don't have to worry about anything.
24:17You can feed me.
24:19Yes.
24:19You can feed him.
24:21No. I don't think they are that kind of people.
24:23That's true.
24:24You tell us. What do you want to say?
24:25I want to say that this is Lahore.
24:27We have looted so many things.
24:29We want to go to our relatives.
24:30But we don't eat their food.
24:33Do you know anyone?
24:36His name is Bashir.
24:37There must be so many Bashirs here.
24:40Bashir is very famous.
24:41What is Bashir's surname?
24:43Bashir..
24:44Bashir Kulfi is his surname.
24:46What is Bashir's son's name?
24:48I don't know his son's name.
24:49I think Bashir's son's name is Bashir's son's name.
24:52What kind of innocent people are they?
24:55His father is also alive.
24:57He is called Bashir's father.
24:58It looks like they are innocent people.
25:00They might be thieves.
25:01Why are you talking about them?
25:03It's been so long.
25:04I am jealous.
25:09We have a colourful TV in our village.
25:11Really?
25:12Yes.
25:13I have so many kids.
25:16They are from the same village.
25:17Do you teach them?
25:18I send them to school.
25:19It happens.
25:20There is a TV in a house in the village.
25:22All the kids get together.
25:24A woman from the village babysits the kids.
25:26The culture is very good.
25:29Let me tell you something interesting.
25:32Yes.
25:32There have been many studies.
25:34The most important thing for a person is his life.
25:37That's right.
25:38A person has worked hard on longevity.
25:41He has worked hard to increase his life span.
25:45There have been many studies.
25:47The air in the village is clean.
25:51But the water is dirty.
25:54You must have seen that there are no good hospitals in the village.
25:56But the life span is long.
25:57We think that the food is good.
26:01But the life span is long because they live like a community.
26:04They live together.
26:06The air is very clean there.
26:07Yes.
26:08The air is very clean there.
26:12It's fun.
26:13They think that the life span is long.
26:14I am 33 years old.
26:16What?
26:18You have been twinning since you got married.
26:21What is the secret?
26:22What is she saying?
26:23She is saying that you have worn the same colourful clothes.
26:27I have matched them.
26:28Wow.
26:29I didn't cheat.
26:31I fell in love with you.
26:35Wow.
26:36You love me so much.
26:38I love you so much.
26:44Who is he?
26:45Haroon.
26:46Mr. Haroon.
26:47When I got married, I wrote a letter to the government.
26:49What?
26:50That you won't come home.
26:53Is it a love marriage or an arranged marriage?
26:56It's not a love marriage.
26:57They break it and bury it in the ground.
26:58So, it's not a love marriage.
27:00How can I say that it's a love marriage?
27:03How did you fall in love?
27:05We went to eat potatoes.
27:07I see.
27:07I ate the potatoes.
27:08Yes.
27:09I put it in the sack.
27:11Okay.
27:11I left the potatoes in the trolley.
27:14I suddenly felt like doing it.
27:17Yes.
27:18I liked it.
27:19I see.
27:20I ate the potatoes.
27:21I put it in the sack.
27:22Yes.
27:23I put it in the trolley.
27:24Wow.
27:25They saw me.
27:26They threw the potatoes at me.
27:28Yes.
27:29They hit me in the back.
27:31Yes.
27:32I suddenly felt like doing it.
27:39You fell in love.
27:40You got married.
27:41But you didn't earn anything.
27:43You gave him time.
27:44You think he doesn't love me.
27:47He doesn't love me at all.
27:48He sent me.
27:49He said he will spend four days with me.
27:51Wow.
27:52He is smart.
27:53If this is the case.
27:55If after marriage.
27:56Yes.
27:56If you spend time with each other.
27:57Because I like you a lot.
27:58Yes.
27:59You look innocent.
28:00You came to me.
28:02I will give you tea.
28:04You have to go and eat food with Bashir.
28:07My elder brother-in-law's food is not good.
28:10He gives me a lot of advice.
28:11What?
28:11He says I have to eat with sugar.
28:13I don't want to eat anything with it.
28:15I am full.
28:16Oh.
28:17What do you want to eat?
28:18He is talking about his elder brother-in-law.
28:21Yes.
28:21I want to eat guava.
28:23I want to eat apple.
28:26I want to ask you.
28:27When you started loving each other.
28:29Did you go to the fields and dance like this?
28:32Oh, my.
28:33Oh, my.
28:35You are my fantasy.
28:39It doesn't happen in villages.
28:41Yes.
28:41It happens.
28:41When I met her.
28:43Yes.
28:44I danced with her.
28:46Yes.
28:47When we went out, I started.
28:48I went crazy.
28:50Oh.
28:51I went crazy.
28:55The village is full of cows.
28:57What happened?
28:58I asked her to go.
28:59She went crazy.
29:01What do you want to do?
29:03We are talking about something important.
29:05I remembered something important.
29:06What is it?
29:07You were going to go with Bashir.
29:08Oh, my.
29:09You talk to me.
29:11You make your show.
29:14Tell me something.
29:15Bashir has made a lot of cows.
29:17He is not going to stay with me.
29:18If we talk about cows, they are outside the Lahore Dental College.
29:23Yes.
29:24There is a cow shed here.
29:26Bashir's cow shed is famous.
29:27Bashir's cow shed is not famous.
29:29We can reach that cow shed.
29:32Forget everything.
29:34Give me Rs. 5000.
29:35I will put an ad on Facebook.
29:37You will get Bashir.
29:38We have money.
29:40He will come here.
29:40He is not a king.
29:42He will spend the night there.
29:44Won't you go after the show?
29:45We will go.
29:46We will spend the night here.
29:49There are cameras everywhere.
29:51There are cameras everywhere.
29:52Cameras.
29:53Everywhere.
29:54I am inside the camera.
29:55Are you coming inside the camera?
30:01You should have told me earlier.
30:03You have made a lot of movies for me.
30:06There are cameras here.
30:07Yes.
30:08They are saying on the camera that Bashir has come to the village of Meedan to go to Bashir's house.
30:16If you know anything about Bashir's house, please bring us to the city.
30:20They are saying that Bashir has come to the village of Meedan to go to Bashir's house.
30:24Do you remember any house number?
30:26No, I don't remember any house number.
30:27I remember the block number.
30:28What is the name of the block?
30:29Bashir block.
30:30Bashir block.
30:31Bashir is the name of the block and Bashir lives in the block.
30:35They are saying that Bashir block is bigger than my name.
30:39Do you think Bashir is bigger than your name?
30:41There is a boy sitting there.
30:43Is he Bashir's son?
30:44Yes, he is Pooja's son.
30:46Yes, he is Pooja's son.
30:47He is Bashir's son, but he doesn't even know where Bashir is.
30:53Does Bashir know?
30:55Bashir knows very well.
30:56You don't even know where Bashir is?
30:57No, he is a very famous person.
30:59Are you Amarkhan's brother?
31:03Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for a short break.
31:06Wait a minute, I have an entry.
31:07What?
31:08I have recognised him.
31:09Aman, you didn't have an entry.
31:11They purposely made you wear those clothes.
31:16I have recognised him.
31:18Who is he?
31:18Bashir's son.
31:19Let's go.
31:24Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for a short break.
31:26Wait a minute, I have an entry.
31:27Wait a minute, I have an entry.
31:28And you have to do a dance.
31:29Oh!
31:30The one with the flute.
31:31Oh!
31:32I have seen Bhanu's dance in college.
31:36Anyway, don't pay attention to the questions.
31:46Attention, attention.
31:48Attention, attention.
31:51Welcome back, viewers.
31:52Now we will play a buzzer game with our lovely audience.
31:57Wow!
32:00Amazing!
32:02Did you realise that they wake up in the middle of the night
32:05fearing for their sleep?
32:06Why?
32:07Because they dream that Irza wins every buzzer game.
32:10Oh!
32:11Wow!
32:14Today, I will ask Irza.
32:15Irza, you tell us who all will play today.
32:18Okay.
32:19I think it's been a long time.
32:22It's time for the deceased.
32:24Deceased!
32:30To give the deceased a tough time, I would like to call
32:35not Abid Bhai, but Mr. Agha.
32:38Oh!
32:39Oh!
32:40Oh!
32:41Oh!
32:42Oh!
32:44To make Mr. Agha happy, I would like to call
32:47not Charlie, but Mr. Salim.
32:50Oh!
32:55Mr. Agha, you choose from the audience.
32:57Who will play with you?
32:58Raise your hand, who wants to play?
33:01Come.
33:02Come, come, come.
33:03Oh!
33:04Oh!
33:06Greetings.
33:07Greetings.
33:09What is your name?
33:10My name is Daniyal.
33:11Okay, Daniyal, what have you studied?
33:13I have done B.Sc.S.
33:14I think you have a good chance of winning today.
33:17I will try my best.
33:18Yes, Mr. Salim, you choose.
33:20Who is this?
33:21Raise your hand.
33:23Come on, the white shirt brother.
33:25Come on, come on.
33:26Oh!
33:29Greetings.
33:30Greetings.
33:31What is your name?
33:32Amir Ali.
33:33Amir Ali, where have you come from?
33:34I am from Defence.
33:35Yes, deceased, you choose.
33:36Raise your hand, who wants to play?
33:38These are sisters, all the brothers have refused.
33:40Yes, yes, so you choose.
33:41Then there will be two sisters, call them.
33:44Yes, this is also fine.
33:46Who is more clever, tell me?
33:48Will you come?
33:49It is a sure thing.
33:50You will make me lose my nose, right?
33:51Come on then.
33:56Greetings.
33:57Greetings.
33:58What is your name?
33:59Amir Hamza Riaz.
34:00Amir Hamza Riaz.
34:01Which name should I call you out of the three?
34:03I call you by the name of Amir.
34:05No, Hamza.
34:06Hamza.
34:07Tell me, what have you studied?
34:09What do you do?
34:10I am still in high school.
34:11Okay, good luck to all of you.
34:13The first question is coming to you.
34:15There are rules.
34:16The talent that is standing with you will ring the buzzer.
34:18The one whose buzzer rings first will answer.
34:21Others will not speak, otherwise you will get a dare.
34:23First question.
34:24Which is the question whose answer changes daily?
34:29First, Mr. Agha rang it.
34:30Mr. Agha rang it.
34:33Mr. Agha rang the buzzer.
34:34Yes, Mr. Agha rang it.
34:37Das.
34:40You rang the buzzer for the second question.
34:42What is the date today?
34:43Oh, wow!
34:48You have got one point.
34:49The next question is coming to you.
34:51This is a very easy question.
34:53Even a small child would know the answer to this.
34:56Which animal or creature
35:01neither gives birth nor lays eggs?
35:04Mr. Agha.
35:05I rang the buzzer first.
35:07Let's see who rang the buzzer.
35:09Saleem.
35:10Mr. Saleem rang the buzzer.
35:11Yes.
35:13YouTube.
35:14YouTube.
35:15No.
35:16Is it Jandar?
35:17Is it Jandar?
35:18It's not Jandar.
35:19Amitabh Bachchan told me that you rang the buzzer.
35:23You didn't get the answer.
35:25Who rang the buzzer for the second question?
35:26I rang the buzzer.
35:28Dead.
35:30Plant.
35:31Wait.
35:32Plant.
35:33Animal.
35:34I said animal first.
35:35Animal.
35:36Jandar.
35:37There is a hint for you in this too.
35:38Okay, sir.
35:39Shall I tell you?
35:40Yes.
35:41Male shopkeeper.
35:43Male shopkeeper.
35:44Neither gives birth nor lays eggs.
35:45Now you will tell someone
35:46that someone gave it.
35:47Why not?
35:49No.
35:50A shopkeeper can also be a woman.
35:51No.
35:52I said male shopkeeper.
35:53If it was a male shopkeeper,
35:54the shop would never end.
35:55No.
35:56Look.
35:57Shopkeeper.
35:58To some extent, you are right.
36:01But the answer is not completely right.
36:02It's not completely right.
36:03Okay.
36:04Yes.
36:05Male.
36:06Any animal.
36:07Very good.
36:08Oh God.
36:09Wow.
36:11Now one point is yours.
36:12One is yours.
36:13Yes.
36:14And brother,
36:15you are watching the whole show from above.
36:19Okay.
36:20What is such a thing
36:22that goes up
36:24and comes down
36:26but stays in its place?
36:28You said first.
36:29Tree.
36:30How does it come down?
36:31It has roots.
36:32A thing has been invented in the tree.
36:33Roots.
36:34No.
36:35It has been invented.
36:36Yes.
36:37But the roots spread.
36:38He is telling.
36:39Lift.
36:40It doesn't stay in its place.
36:41What?
36:42It stays in its place.
36:43The frame of the lift
36:44stays in its place.
36:45No.
36:46If it is going up,
36:47then it is going up properly.
36:49It hasn't stopped.
36:50Voice.
36:51Not voice.
36:52The voice moves.
36:53It doesn't stay still.
36:54Yes.
36:55Brother.
36:56Did you hear the voice above?
36:58Respect.
37:00Respect goes up
37:01and also goes down.
37:03It goes down
37:04and no one answers.
37:05Yes.
37:06Bird.
37:07Bird.
37:08Very good.
37:09Very good.
37:10Very good.
37:11Very good.
37:12Very good.
37:18We are trying.
37:19Bear.
37:20He has gone mad.
37:21Brother.
37:22I had a doubt
37:23that something is wrong.
37:24No.
37:25Bear.
37:26Bear.
37:27Bear.
37:28Bear.
37:29Bear.
37:30Bear.
37:31Bear.
37:32You will have to bear.
37:33Believe me.
37:34I did it suddenly.
37:35Okay.
37:36You will have to bear
37:37because you
37:38hit the buzzer
37:39at the wrong time.
37:40Yes.
37:41You will come here in the middle.
37:42Both your arms
37:43are already
37:44twisted.
37:45Oh.
37:46Already.
37:47Yes.
37:48They are already twisted
37:49and you have to dance.
37:50Oh.
37:51The one with the bangles.
37:52Oh.
37:53I have seen
37:54the bear dance
37:55for the first time.
37:56Anyway.
37:57Don't pay attention
37:58to the questions.
38:02Do some other work.
38:03There are good things
38:04to be done in this show.
38:06Okay.
38:07Come.
38:08Yes.
38:17Very good.
38:18Very good.
38:24What is such that
38:25no one tries to save
38:26even when he is drowning?
38:27Mr. Marom.
38:28What is such
38:29that no one tries
38:30to save even when he is drowning?
38:31Mr. Marom.
38:32Fish.
38:33Fish doesn't drown.
38:34What do you mean?
38:35If it is drowning..
38:36It floats in the water.
38:37Sir, haven't you heard
38:38that a man was drowning
38:39and he caught a fish
38:40in his hand
38:41and he threw it
38:42on the beach
38:43and asked him
38:44to save his life.
38:45Very good.
38:46Okay.
38:47Your next number.
38:48Here.
38:49Yes.
38:50You tell us.
38:51Sir.
38:52Come on.
38:53Let's go somewhere.
38:54No.
38:55You have an answer.
38:56Submarine.
38:57If there is a hole
38:58in the submarine
38:59then we will say
39:00that it is drowning.
39:01Otherwise, we will say
39:02that it is going down.
39:03Okay?
39:04This is a special case.
39:05No.
39:06Drowning is a word.
39:07Submarine doesn't drown.
39:08It floats.
39:09When do we say
39:10that it is drowning?
39:11If it is drowning
39:12then people try to save it.
39:13Someone will try to save it.
39:14No one saves him
39:15from drowning.
39:16Yes.
39:17If you don't know the answer..
39:18Do you know?
39:19Yes.
39:20Sun.
39:21Sun.
39:22Yes.
39:23Sir, this boy..
39:24Wow.
39:25Sir.
39:26So, this game
39:27undoubtedly
39:29has been won
39:30by Hamza.
39:31Wow.
39:32Wow.
39:33Well done, Hamza.
39:34Very nice, Hamza.
39:35Well done.
39:36Well done, Hamza.
39:37Well done.
39:38Bring the gift
39:39and give it to the deceased
39:40so that he can present
39:41his gift to him.
39:42Give the gift to the deceased.
39:43There is no one
39:44to support the deceased.
39:45Sir, I don't know
39:46how to support him.
39:47Sir, thank you so much.
39:48Okay.
39:49Don't leave the school
39:50you are going to.
39:51Very good.
39:52Wow.
39:53Very good.
39:54Very good.
39:55Okay.
39:56Let's go and know
39:57the intelligence.
39:58To know the intelligence
39:59let's ask one more question.
40:00The first step
40:01on the moon
40:02was taken by Neil Armstrong.
40:04Who took the third step?
40:09Sir, I had to save my house.
40:10Of course.
40:11He didn't stop.
40:12He was like,
40:13I am done now.
40:14Yes.
40:15Yes.
40:16Very good.
40:17Very good.
40:18Darling, it's time
40:19for a short break.
40:20We will meet again
40:21after the break.
40:22It is said that
40:23there is silver on one side
40:24and gold on the other.
40:25On one side
40:26there are his eyes
40:27and on the other side
40:28there is magic.
40:29Wow.
40:30Wow.
40:31Wow.
40:32Wow.
40:33Wow.
40:34Wow.
40:35Wow.
40:36Wow.
40:37Welcome back, viewers.
40:38Yes, Irza.
40:39Mr. Arun,
40:40you have such
40:41glowing faces.
40:44What do you mean by audience?
40:45I am talking about
40:46the faces of the audience.
40:47Okay, audience.
40:48Okay.
40:49Okay.
40:50No, Irza.
40:51I am sitting here
40:52to talk about glowing faces.
40:53She is talking about
40:54glowing faces.
40:55She is talking about
40:57the faces on the sides.
40:58No, no.
40:59No, no.
41:00Sir, do it on the sides.
41:01Agha is also sitting here
41:02but I can't see his glowing face.
41:03He is not glowing,
41:04he is glowing.
41:05He is glowing.
41:06Okay, let's go
41:07to the audience.
41:08Who is there in the audience?
41:09Greetings.
41:10My name is Nazia
41:11and I want to recite a couplet.
41:12Yes, dear.
41:13Recite it.
41:14Sire toor ho,
41:15sire hashir ho,
41:16hume intazaar kabul hai,
41:17woh kabhi mile,
41:18woh kahi mile,
41:19woh kabhi sahi,
41:20woh kahi sahi.
41:21Wow.
41:22Wow.
41:23Wow.
41:24Okay.
41:25Wow.
41:26Amazing.
41:28Sir, the poetry of this Ghazal is amazing.
41:30The decision that you make,
41:32don't make it on the day of judgement.
41:34Whatever you do, even that is right,
41:36it is right here.
41:36It is right here. Wow. Amazing.
41:38If you are so talented, why don't you give it to us?
41:40Mr. Saleem, you are not talented in education.
41:47Okay, next. Next.
41:48Greetings.
41:49Greetings.
41:50My name is Ayesha Javed and I want to do poetry.
41:52Ayesha, please recite poetry.
41:53Which poetry have you brought today?
41:55Iqbal puts a veil on his character.
41:57Everyone says that the world is bad.
41:59It is bad. Wow. Wow.
42:00Wow. Wow. Wow.
42:03What is Mr. Iqbal's full name?
42:05Ayesha Javed Iqbal.
42:06This is Ayesha Javed Iqbal's poem.
42:08Ayesha Javed Iqbal. Is this your poem?
42:11Wow. Wow.
42:12So, Iqbal is the one.
42:14The real person has been caught
42:16who is defaming Allama Iqbal.
42:20Next. Next. Next.
42:21Greetings.
42:22Greetings.
42:23My name is Jannat Khan and I want to do poetry.
42:26Jannat, please recite poetry.
42:28It is said that there is silver on one side.
42:31Okay.
42:31And there is gold on the other side.
42:32Wow. Wow. Wow.
42:35There is gold on one side and there is gold on the other side.
42:37On one side are his eyes and on the other side is his magic.
42:40Wow. Wow. Wow.
42:43Wow. Wow. Wow.
42:45Sir, I have a question for my sister.
42:47Yes.
42:48At what age are people breaking hearts in schools?
42:52It is not necessary that the heart should be broken.
42:53A person can do it anyway.
42:54Oh, my mouth is broken.
42:55No, dear.
42:56No, dear.
42:57No, dear. Say it clearly that this heart is not going to break.
43:00I read this from Rakshaya.
43:03I have a poem for you.
43:04Wow. Wow. Wow.
43:07You could not get anything from the deceased Gulzar's heart.
43:11Wow. Wow. Wow.
43:13Wow. Wow. Wow.
43:16You could not get anything from the deceased Gulzar's heart.
43:20You could not do it, you dog. You attacked me.
43:23See.
43:25You could not get anything.
43:26Whether I get anything or not, I am saying what I have to say.
43:32Goga has also learnt such poems.
43:34Yes.
43:35He was impressing a girl on the phone.
43:36He was telling her that he wants to recite a poem to her.
43:38You crack the code of my love.
43:42Someday you too attack me.
43:44Wow.
43:49Actually, I don't get angry.
43:51I am a brave man. Listen to my poem.
43:53Someday you wave my hair on your face.
43:56Someday it may rain.
43:59Wow. Wow.
44:00I did such a thing that your anger will go away.
44:03It was a very nice poem.
44:04Thank you, sir. Thank you.
44:06It is 12.45 now.
44:07You said that you will come and have fun.
44:10I should have told you this 10 minutes ago.
44:13Why?
44:14I was going to get it from the oil. It will not get lost.
44:17Mr. Agha, it is true that you move your neck.
44:19Yes.
44:20My neck is always there. It gets lost automatically.
44:23You should have said roti earlier.
44:25Now you will not be able to move your eyes after eating so much.
44:28Yes, brother.
44:29Greetings.
44:30Greetings.
44:31My name is Humayun.
44:32I am a big fan of Mr. Agha.
44:34I request you to recite a poem of Mr. Faiz Ahmed Faiz to me.
44:37Wow.
44:39Wow.
44:39Mr. Agha, I have been requesting you for a long time.
44:43Colourful flowers
44:49Wow.
44:50Walk in the spring
44:55Wow.
44:57Come and walk
45:02In the garden of flowers
45:11Wow.
45:13Colourful flowers
45:19Walk in the spring
45:24There is no place like the Maqam-e-Faiz
45:39Wow.
45:42There is no place like the Maqam-e-Faiz
45:58If you leave the well of your friend, you will find the well of your home
46:07Wow.
46:11Come and walk
46:15In the garden of flowers
46:24Wow.
46:26Let me tell you one of the most difficult Ghazals to sing.
46:31If he would not have come, he would have changed the garden of flowers.
46:35Wow.
46:39This is the end of today's show.
46:40We will meet again in the next show.
46:42Take care of yourself.
46:44Allah Hafiz.