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00:00The end
00:01Thank you!
00:03Thank you!
00:05Thank you!
00:07Thank you!
00:095, 4, 3, 2, 1
00:14Happy New Year!
00:19We will not let go of New Year's Eve this year!
00:24We will not let go of it!
00:26Who are you talking to?
00:28It's not cutting out!
00:30No, no, no.
00:32It's just that it was so slippery that it was killing me.
00:35It was so slippery that I felt like I wasn't doing anything.
00:39You're the only one doing it!
00:41This program is not about you guys!
00:43Who else is cutting out?
00:45You're Hank Boom Boom, right?
00:47Don't give out the name!
00:49Don't give out the name!
00:51He's not cutting out Hank Boom Boom!
00:53It's the school festival, right?
00:55I
01:25Don't know
01:29Don't know
01:55I
02:26Don't know
02:41Second
02:48I
02:56Don't know
03:11I
03:17Don't know
03:25Yeah
03:55Song
04:26Oh
04:35Yeah, do you mean a mini-map Oh, I'm a Chino Izakaya
04:39Yes, that's so sure. I'll tell you books color. We still have you know, can't you know gotta go?
04:43Talk about notice. I'll get cold. Okay
04:46Summer show no gala. Don't sit there. Not today. It's okay. I don't care. He's funny. That's good. I'm not it's a tomahawk
04:51I thought I'd tell you I said no more
04:55I
05:25I'm gonna say
05:31I'm a
05:36man.
05:41You
05:47can't
05:55It's like drinking with Mr. Maezawa.
05:58Just say it!
06:00Just say it!
06:01It doesn't come out at all.
06:03There are times when it doesn't come out at all.
06:06He was doing a commercial with Mr. Maezawa.
06:08Mr. Maezawa said that the most interesting entertainer in Japan is Champions.
06:12When I looked at the commercial, it came out with Mr. Sanma.
06:15I thought, wow, this person is also betraying something.
06:19Mr. Sanma is not there.
06:20I've never made a joke in front of the drum that Mr. Maezawa hits.
06:24When I said, don't make a joke, Mr. Maezawa said,
06:28Don't we go to that kind of meeting?
06:30Mr. Maezawa's VIP room.
06:31No, it's okay. I can get it with this.
06:34Before that, Mr. Maezawa gave priority to my program and came out.
06:40It's like a return.
06:43What do you want to say?
06:45What do you want to say?
06:46I'm talking about nothing, so it's not like this.
06:49When Mr. Maezawa came out, I had to go.
06:54It's okay.
06:55I made a gap and it's a turn now.
06:58I don't need a button.
06:59It's a mess.
07:00It's okay.
07:01Even if I press the button, I'm standing right now.
07:03Is this okay?
07:04Is this okay?
07:07I'm standing.
07:08Why is this happening?
07:11Is this okay?
07:12Don't say it like Echiteru Rengo.
07:14Is this okay?
07:18Don't say it like Echiteru Rengo.
07:20This is how it's born.
07:22Don't say it like Echiteru Rengo.
07:24I've been saying it all the time.
07:26I've been saying it all the time.
07:30Is this okay?
07:31Don't say it like Echiteru Rengo.
07:33It's already on, so don't listen to me at all.
07:36It's okay.
07:37It's okay.
07:38I've said it three times.
07:41Fujimon is off-key.
07:43You're the king of off-key on this show.
07:46Mr. Maezawa, I'm not trying to be off-key.
07:50You want to be off-key, don't you?
07:51That's what everyone says.
07:52I'm the type of person who wants to take a spotlight.
07:54It's okay.
07:57The first guest of the new year has arrived.
08:00I'm sure we'll have a gorgeous guest today.
08:02Let's go.
08:03Today's guest factory entertainer is this person.
08:06Please come in.
08:13It's the first guest of the new year.
08:15It's the first guest of the new year.
08:17Please sit down.
08:19I have a complaint.
08:20First of all, Mr. Iguchi.
08:21This is a complaint from Mr. Sekimachi.
08:23This is a complaint to Ms. Yojo.
08:26If this continues, Okada will get tired.
08:29What do you mean, Okada will get tired?
08:31I've been working with you recently.
08:34When you're in a duo, basically, Ms. Yojo doesn't do anything.
08:37No, I don't do anything.
08:39I don't do anything.
08:42Isn't it hard from the first shot?
08:44I didn't do anything.
08:47When I see you, I feel like you're not doing anything.
08:51Mr. Okada is a great follower.
08:54I think it's very difficult to do something.
08:58I understand how you feel.
09:00If you can't do it, you should throw it away.
09:02I'm not throwing it away.
09:04That's right.
09:05I'm not throwing it away.
09:06You can kick a taxi without doing anything.
09:12You're picking up too much.
09:14That's possible.
09:15I think it's hard for Mr. Okada to be so careful about each other.
09:22I think you did a good job standing up.
09:25No, no, no.
09:29No, no, no.
09:31It's the first time I've heard that.
09:34I stood up.
09:36Mom!
09:38Do you stand up and get told like this?
09:40Do you sit down?
09:43This is a real situation.
09:45It's a real situation.
09:46It's like a joke before makeup.
09:52The second place was won by a junior high school friend.
09:57There are a lot of comments.
10:01In addition to the citizenship he obtained in the 18th year of his reign,
10:06He has a high level of applause and ability to talk.
10:10He has a lot of work.
10:12Let's take a look at the comments.
10:14However, as the years go by,
10:16Okada, who is getting better and better,
10:20His friends say they are worried about him.
10:24Mr. Okada!
10:26You don't have to be dissatisfied!
10:28Really!
10:30In the old days,
10:32I've been a partner for 20 years.
10:34At one point,
10:36I stopped thinking about it.
10:38You gave up.
10:41He is that kind of person.
10:45When I'm working,
10:47I sometimes don't notice people.
10:51What?
10:53There was!
10:57You're Hattori Hanzo!
10:59You're going to erase it!
11:01It's amazing!
11:03I can erase it.
11:05It's a lie!
11:07He has a hunting license.
11:09He's a hunter.
11:11He has a license.
11:13He's a sniper.
11:15He's a sniper.
11:17He's in the Ryoryukai.
11:19That's why I can't erase it.
11:21He's the scariest type.
11:23That's why I can't erase it.
11:25Why did you take that?
11:29He looks like a joker before make-up.
11:33He's laughing!
11:36He's dancing!
11:38He's dancing!
11:40Why Ryojiro?
11:42He said it's better to erase it.
11:46I think it's good to appear in the front
11:48when I'm not a joker.
11:50I think it's good to have a license
11:52that allows me to eat.
11:54I choose to erase it and eat it.
11:56That's not what I said.
11:58You can live only with that.
12:02He's strong.
12:04he can kill a deer.
12:06He's got talent.
12:07So I asked him if he had any amazing shooting skills.
12:11He said no.
12:12He can get so close to a deer that you can't believe it.
12:16That's amazing.
12:18How close can you get?
12:20He can get 200 meters away from a deer and run away.
12:25But I can get 5 to 10 meters away from a deer.
12:29He thinks you're a deer.
12:32You don't need a gun, do you?
12:34He told me,
12:36You don't need a gun. You can do it with your hands.
12:38You're too close.
12:40I'm sorry.
12:42You can do it with your hands.
12:44You're a real man.
12:46You're a real man.
12:48You're a real man.
12:50You can get so close to a deer that you can't believe it.
12:52He can get so close to a deer that you can't believe it.
12:53He really doesn't care about people.
12:55That's amazing.
12:57That's funny.
12:59It's a miracle.
13:01But he didn't think it was funny.
13:04He talked to me.
13:06It's a miracle.
13:09It's a miracle that Okuda is having a hard time.
13:12It's a miracle that Okuda is having a hard time.
13:15Okuda, who is always following Yojo's funny joke.
13:21And then,
13:23Oswald, who has the same power balance,
13:26throws a combination theory.
13:29What do you think?
13:31Is it a combination theory?
13:33I think it's similar.
13:35It's similar to what Ito said.
13:37It's similar to what Ito said.
13:39It's not a work theory.
13:41I think Okuda is doing too much.
13:43I think Okuda is doing too much.
13:45If Okuda doesn't say anything for 10 minutes,
13:47I think Yojo will talk for 10 minutes.
13:49I think Yojo will talk for 10 minutes.
13:51About 10 years ago,
13:53I tried it for about 3 months at a live theater.
13:55I tried it for about 3 months at a live theater.
13:57I were supposed to do a comedy and slip.
13:59I tried to let people know that I helped Yojo.
14:01However, I was swallowed by Mr. Okuda for 3 months.
14:04I lay low in the role of jokes.
14:06I lay low in the role of jokes.
14:08Give itわ a try!
14:10I think he should do a combination.
14:12Give itわ a try!
14:14What am I supposed to do, you idiot?
14:17Give it わ a try!
14:19Give itわ a try!
14:20What are you doing?...
14:21Give it わ a try!
14:22Give it わ a try!
14:24I'm going to win!
14:26I'm the king of Australia!
14:28The escalator isn't lining up.
14:32I'm fine! I'm from Hyogo Prefecture, Kakogawa Prefecture.
14:35That's me!
14:37That was fast.
14:39Where did you get that from?
14:41I'm just saying where I'm from.
14:43He's just saying where he's from.
14:45He's just saying where he's from.
14:47That was a quick reaction.
14:49If it was today, I'd be like this.
14:52I'm not just from Kakogawa Prefecture.
14:54I'm from Kei.
14:56I'm from Shiwa.
14:58I'm from Shiwa, Japan.
15:00He's from Enka.
15:02If two people try too hard,
15:04it'll cause a fight.
15:06It's possible that
15:08Yojo-san's expectations are too high.
15:11If Yojo-san's expectations are okay,
15:13it won't be that easy.
15:15You don't have to try too hard.
15:17What do you think, Yojo?
15:19He's not my partner anymore.
15:21But you don't have to quit.
15:23You're late!
15:25You're late!
15:27You're late!
15:29What's wrong with you?
15:31Koto-chan!
15:33I practiced at Ametoku the other day.
15:35Where did you practice?
15:37Why did you practice at your home ground?
15:39I didn't practice there.
15:41You practiced at your home ground.
15:43I forgot.
15:45I forgot right away.
15:47Okuda came to Tokyo
15:493 years ago.
15:51Don't say it like it's a pizza.
15:53You didn't come to Tokyo
15:55before you started talking.
15:57I get thirsty.
15:59I get thirsty.
16:01I get thirsty.
16:03Come here.
16:05You!
16:07What was that?
16:09What did you say?
16:11I'm sorry.
16:13It's not over yet.
16:15I'm sorry.
16:17Are you going to do it again?
16:19I forgot.
16:21I forgot.
16:23What are you talking about?
16:25Let's talk about the claim.
16:27When Okuda just came to Tokyo,
16:29he worked hard
16:31to live in a mansion
16:33that looks like a power spot
16:35in the city center.
16:37It's expensive.
16:39On the other hand,
16:41Yojo lived in Nishitokyo.
16:43If you take a taxi from here,
16:45you can't live in Nishitokyo.
16:47You can't live in Nishitokyo.
16:49You can't live in Nishitokyo.
16:51You can't live in Nishitokyo.
16:53What are you doing?
16:55Yojo said something before.
16:57Yojo?
16:59Yojo?
17:01Yojo?
17:03Stop it, Sekimachi.
17:05Sekimachi!
17:07I was with Sekimachi
17:09at the time of the claim.
17:11At that time,
17:13we couldn't speak properly.
17:15We were talking about the mission
17:17that was assigned to us.
17:19You said Okuda was in a difficult situation.
17:21You said you were in a difficult situation.
17:23You said you were in a difficult situation.
17:25What are you trying to do?
17:27You predicted the future.
17:29You predicted the future.
17:31You predicted the future.
17:33What did you want to do?
17:35Stop it.
17:37Stop it.
17:39You wanted to eat Tako dishes.
17:41You wanted to eat Tako dishes.
17:43You wanted to play a taco time.
17:45Do you want to play a taco time.
17:47Which way shall we go?
17:49Which way?
17:51From the political league?
17:53He has fallen asleep.
17:55No way!
17:57No way!
17:59No way!
18:01It's unbelievable!
18:03He fell asleep.
18:05He fell asleep.
18:07You're going to lose your chance to sleep, aren't you?
18:08I'm going to do it, right?
18:09You're going to do it, right?
18:10You guys are champions, right?
18:11Yes, we are champions.
18:12That's why I'm going to live in Kokubunji.
18:16Fujimon said that you're going to be a big shot when you sleep.
18:19I have a job in Asaichi.
18:21I just won the championship in Toshin.
18:24I think that's better.
18:26Okuda, so...
18:27Um...
18:28That's crazy.
18:30All of a sudden?
18:32That's crazy.
18:33That's crazy.
18:34Let's go!
18:35No, I can't!
18:37Who's calling you?
18:38What is this?
18:41That's what I'm talking about.
18:42Um...
18:44So, Kokubunji...
18:45Are you going to sleep?
18:47You, who is standing there, you're not the main character.
18:51You're not the main character.
18:53If people pay attention to you, they'll be nervous.
18:56No, I'm not.
18:57Let's say what you wanted to say.
19:00Tell us what you want to say.
19:02So I moved to Kokubunji and became a tourist ambassador.
19:06You did?
19:07That's amazing.
19:08I thought I'd be the only one, but I also became a tourist ambassador for Okuda.
19:13That's right.
19:14You were the first one to become a tourist ambassador.
19:16Yes, that's right.
19:18For the Kokubunji event, Okuda had to be the MC.
19:22Okuda didn't know anything about Kokubunji.
19:24So he had to be the MC.
19:26So Okuda was like,
19:28I'm in trouble.
19:30Why is it Ryoma Sakamoto?
19:32Why is it Ryoma Sakamoto?
19:34Why is it Ryoma Sakamoto?
19:36Why is it Ryoma Sakamoto?
19:37Why is it Ryoma Sakamoto?
19:38Why is it Ryoma Sakamoto?
19:40Hey, Sekimachi!
19:42Why is it Ryoma Sakamoto?
19:44I'm going to kick Yoshimoto out.
19:47I'll keep it.
19:49It's already closed!
19:52Closed!
19:54As Sekimachi entrusts his work to the shogunate,
19:57it's time for the first story of the new year.
20:03Two Ibushigin shishin survive.
20:07The first story of the new year, Gen-san!
20:09Yes, Kinga Shinden, Heiten Gara Gara!
20:12Speaking of the new year, it's Hatsumoude.
20:15I'm sorry, but I'm here to pay a visit.
20:17Gen-san!
20:19This is Fuji TV's dressing room.
20:21It's not a place to pay a visit.
20:23But there are a lot of clothes here,
20:26so you'll pay attention to the roles of the cast.
20:29I see.
20:31Yeah!
20:33Gen-san!
20:35Gen-san!
20:37Gen-san!
20:39Gen-san!
20:41Gen-san!
20:43Gen-san!
20:45Gen-san!
20:47Gen-san!
20:49This is the first story of the new year.
20:51I don't know this.
20:53Heiten Shatter Gara Gara!
20:55Who came to the shogunate?
20:57I see.
20:59I'm back!
21:01Huh?
21:03I saw you on Komazawa Street for the first time in my life.
21:05I saw you walking with Tamori-san.
21:07I saw you walking with Tamori-san.
21:09I saw you walking with Tamori-san.
21:11I saw you walking with Tamori-san.
21:13I saw you walking with Tamori-san.
21:15It's a real experience!
21:17I want to say something.
21:19Tamori-san!
21:21You should have noticed me.
21:23He usually wears glasses.
21:25He usually wears glasses.
21:27I was doing a fishing lesson.
21:29When I was doing a fishing lesson,
21:31Tamori-san came into my house
21:33and I didn't notice at all.
21:35He just stayed in the Kotatsu.
21:37And I was wondering
21:39when Tamori-san would come.
21:41When I was wondering when Tamori-san would come.
21:43When I was wondering when Tamori-san would come.
21:45I'm
21:47Sorry
22:17I'm back!
22:19Welcome back!
22:21He's back!
22:23He's back!
22:27Next Week
22:29New Year's Eve Squad
22:31and their plan to escape
22:33As the saying goes
22:35Bamboos grow naturally
22:37Bamboos grow naturally
22:39Bamboos grow naturally
22:41Bamboos grow naturally
22:43How about Fujimoto?
22:45Let's do it
22:47Ready, set, go!
22:49You don't look like you're reflecting on yourself
22:53You could've cut more in
22:55You're so bad at this
22:57You're so bad at this
22:59Your face is bad
23:01Your face is bad
23:03Stop with that face
23:05Okuda, you're in trouble
23:07You're in trouble
23:09Why are you saying that?
23:11Don't miss the next episode of T-BIRD and FOD
23:15Next Week
23:17We're taking a break!
23:19We're taking a break!
23:21Thank you!
23:23I'm not doing well
23:25I'm not doing well
23:27I'm not doing well
23:29I was prepared
23:31I can't speak yet
23:33I'm not good enough
23:35I'm not good enough
23:37I'll do my best
23:39Don't you say that when you fail?
23:41Don't you say that when you fail?
23:43I've never failed
23:45I've never failed
23:47I've never said anything wrong
23:49I've never said anything wrong
23:51I'm going to reply to him
23:53I'm going to reply to him
23:55I'm going to reply to him
23:57I'm going to reply to him
23:59I'm going to reply to him
24:01I'm going to reply to him
24:03Today is my birthday
24:05Today is my birthday
24:07It's going to be a good year