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00:00Hoshiyariyan Hoshiyariyan
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariyan.
00:22Friends, last time when we went to Mr. Chaudhary's den,
00:26we were talking about his marriage.
00:28In fact, there was a proposal and his in-laws were present and so was Baba Dhana.
00:32But everyone wanted their marriage to happen where they wanted it to happen.
00:36So, let's see what happened after that.
00:41Okay, as a father of a girl, I want to know a few things.
00:46I have some conditions.
00:47Order me, I will do whatever you say.
00:49Oh, why is this on my son-in-law's hand?
00:51Brother, the thing is...
00:53The thing is...
00:54The thing is...
00:58Mr. Sharafat, Mr. Chaudhary was washing his face.
01:01Yes.
01:02He was washing his face.
01:04Yes, he was washing his face.
01:08I was washing my son-in-law's face.
01:11Yes.
01:12And my finger got stuck in his eye.
01:14Oh.
01:15And he ran away.
01:17The thing is, God has given him this name.
01:19He washes his bathroom as well.
01:23He ties his torn underwear.
01:25He washes his bathroom as well.
01:31He ties his torn underwear.
01:32He drinks water.
01:33He has this name.
01:35He is so shy.
01:36He can't find his destiny.
01:39Mr. Chaudhary, look.
01:40Chitrani is beautiful.
01:42But my suit doesn't fit her.
01:44No, no, it fits you.
01:45It fits both of you.
01:47And I also have a gold set.
01:49Give it to him.
01:50Give it to him.
01:51Press it.
01:52There are chairs here.
01:53You can sit there.
01:54No, no, look.
01:55If he gets a gold set, then I will also get a gold set.
01:58Yes, yes.
01:59You have a pyjama kurta.
02:02Son, I brought her up with a lot of pride.
02:04Yes, yes.
02:05I saw her eating biscuits.
02:08Let's take a look at her.
02:10Daughter-in-law.
02:11Yes.
02:12My daughter-in-law has come with love.
02:14Come.
02:15Mother, give me some love.
02:16This is for you.
02:17This is for your in-laws.
02:19Come.
02:20Come.
02:21My daughter-in-law.
02:24Why are you laughing?
02:26Why are you laughing?
02:27Why are you laughing?
02:28She is hitting me.
02:29Show me your hand.
02:35Show me your hand.
02:37I said.
02:38Yes.
02:39I think she has a big head too.
02:41She is an aunt.
02:42That's why you want a mansion.
02:43Show me Chaudhary's hand too.
02:47Okay, son-in-law.
02:48You didn't tell me.
02:49How old are you?
02:50Actually, father, you know what?
02:53I don't have a lot of education.
02:55Yes.
02:56But I have a lot of knowledge.
02:59Wow.
03:00I have taken decisions for the Panchayat.
03:03I have taken care of the land.
03:04You are a grown-up now.
03:05You have taken care of everything since childhood.
03:07Yes.
03:08You didn't go to school.
03:09You have taken care of everything.
03:10Yes.
03:11What is your son's full name?
03:12My name is Chaudhary Hashmat.
03:16What does your son look like?
03:18What do you think?
03:20He looks like someone else.
03:23He looks like Mr. Balasaheb.
03:24Mr. Balasaheb.
03:25Son, what is your full name?
03:27Me?
03:28Yes.
03:29Chaudhary Hashmat.
03:30Son.
03:31Son of Tufail.
03:32Wow.
03:33Okay, Chaudhary Tufail.
03:34Yes, Mr. Chaudhary Tufail.
03:35Mr. Balasaheb.
03:36Son, what will you write in Hakmehar?
03:39Uncle, Urdu.
03:42Hakmehar means mansion, gold, jewellery, land, property, fort, cars.
03:48Write down everything.
03:49Leave two clothes here.
03:51That's it.
03:54I don't want to go there.
03:55When you have so much property, why do you want to go there?
03:58Write down everything.
04:00Yes.
04:01Get married.
04:02Yes.
04:03And throw me out of the mansion.
04:04Chaudhary got married.
04:06What did he leave behind?
04:08Uncle.
04:09That's it.
04:10What will you give your daughter?
04:12Give her your daughter.
04:13That's it.
04:14I will give her my daughter.
04:15What is left behind?
04:16Property.
04:19Thank God she is a girl.
04:20She can't sleep.
04:21I have made four things for her.
04:23I will give them to you.
04:24How many things have you made in your life?
04:28That's good, Chaudhary.
04:30A girl has made four things, right?
04:32Yes.
04:33What did you make?
04:34Two sets of clothes and two sets of shoes.
04:37Will this truck be yours or mine?
04:43Mr. Balasaheb, don't say such things.
04:45You are greedy.
04:46I consider Jaheer to be a boy.
04:48I don't like such things.
04:50Yes.
04:51But look at his honesty.
04:53He has made four things.
04:55It is very important.
04:56If there is a demand for a girl, tell me.
04:58Now is the time.
04:59Okay.
05:00You are trying to kill me.
05:03No.
05:04It will be necessary.
05:05You will be tired by tomorrow.
05:06No.
05:07It is true.
05:08Tell me.
05:09I want to know.
05:10Your parents are sitting here.
05:11Your uncle is sitting here.
05:12Your father is sitting here.
05:13What can a decent girl demand?
05:14She should have a loving husband.
05:16Yes.
05:17She should have jewellery.
05:19She should have a mansion.
05:20She should have cars.
05:21What else does she want?
05:22All that is left is for me to run after you.
05:27Mr. Balasaheb.
05:28Mr. Bharat wants only one thing.
05:30Okay.
05:31We have seen your business.
05:32Yes.
05:33We have also liked the child.
05:34Child?
05:35Child?
05:37Yes.
05:40Yes for me.
05:41You tell me now.
05:42You are Shaganpao.
05:43Yes.
05:44Don't talk rubbish.
05:45Child.
05:47Child.
05:48Leave it.
05:49I don't like men.
05:50The girl I have selected for you.
05:52She is very decent.
05:53She is beautiful.
05:54She is lucky.
05:55You fool.
05:57You fool.
05:59Don't laugh.
06:00Listen.
06:01The girl you have selected.
06:02Yes.
06:03All the girls in the village have selected her.
06:08The girl I have selected.
06:10The girl I have selected for you.
06:12Yes.
06:13She is my daughter.
06:15Listen.
06:16Yes.
06:17The girl I have selected.
06:18Yes.
06:19She has not selected me.
06:20Why?
06:21She has only one eye.
06:22Okay.
06:23The girl is very beautiful.
06:24Hey.
06:25Give sweets to everyone.
06:26Give.
06:27Give.
06:28Give.
06:29Give.
06:30Congratulations.
06:31Congratulations.
06:32Give sweets.
06:33Sweets come later.
06:34Why are you in a hurry?
06:35Yes.
06:37Give it here first.
06:38Yes.
06:39Give it to the boy.
06:42What is he doing?
06:43Hold it.
06:44Hold it.
06:45Sir.
06:46Hold it.
06:47Sir is here.
06:48You hold it.
06:49Hold it.
06:50He is not feeling well.
06:51Give it here.
06:53Give it to the aunt.
06:54Yes.
06:55Oh.
06:56The bride and groom will sit there.
06:57Yes.
06:58The bride and groom will sit here.
06:59Aunt is here.
07:00What do you mean?
07:01Is the marriage fixed?
07:02I don't know.
07:03I think they are in love.
07:05Give it there too.
07:06Yes, aunt.
07:07Son, my teeth don't work.
07:08Give me a handkerchief.
07:09Give me a handkerchief.
07:12Give it to Chaudhary.
07:13He is our neighbour.
07:14Chaudhary and his talks make me feel that the marriage is fixed.
07:16Congratulations to all of you.
07:18The bride is very beautiful.
07:19Son.
07:20Mr. Chaudhary, take some time to think.
07:23I will.
07:24I will.
07:25Look there.
07:26Chaudhary is at home.
07:28Son.
07:29Come and hold my hand.
07:30My happiness has stopped.
07:34Look.
07:35You are the only son.
07:36Yes.
07:37You are the only son.
07:38Give me a handkerchief.
07:39The bride is beautiful.
07:40Yes.
07:41But she doesn't look good.
07:43Give me some time to think.
07:44What are you thinking?
07:45Tell me now.
07:46Brother, I am thinking.
07:48Son, read this.
07:49Read it.
07:50We are sitting here.
07:51We are sitting here.
07:52We will do everything.
07:56What happened to our house?
07:57Get up.
07:58Get up.
07:59Dad.
08:00Go.
08:01I will fix the marriage.
08:02All of you.
08:03It's time to cut their ears.
08:04Okay.
08:05I will fix it.
08:06I mean.
08:07It was an honour for your brother.
08:08Now leave.
08:09Okay.
08:10I will leave.
08:11Do you accept me?
08:12Yes.
08:13Yes.
08:14Okay.
08:15I will be waiting for your answer.
08:16Okay.
08:17Okay.
08:18Goodbye.
08:19You should have thought before saying it.
08:20Don't talk like this.
08:21He is my memory.
08:22He is my memory of Ashram.
08:23He is not coming.
08:24He is not coming.
08:25He is not coming.
08:26Guys, call him.
08:27Who are you to call?
08:28I am not looking for marriage.
08:29This boy.
08:30Yes.
08:31Since eight years.
08:32Yes.
08:33What?
08:34You called me six years ago.
08:35We can get 6-7 of them together.
08:43What's the number?
08:44It's written Balkeesh.
08:46Balkeesh?
08:47Sonia, the photo on the DP looks good.
08:50It's his mother's.
08:55I'm going to get killed by your fans.
08:57Hello.
08:59Your voice is so sharp.
09:02Balkeesh, your voice is so sharp.
09:05What are you doing here?
09:06I'm going out now.
09:08Do it now.
09:09It's time to talk.
09:11Balkeesh, how are you?
09:13The girl I was talking about.
09:15Come and meet her.
09:17She said yes.
09:20Congratulations.
09:21Okay, she said yes.
09:23Congratulations.
09:24Mr. Chaudhary, you said yes to her.
09:26Why are you happy?
09:28I saved the money.
09:32Congratulations.
09:33Let's go home now.
09:35What do you mean?
09:36She's married.
09:40You made him run away.
09:42He's married too.
09:44Show me.
09:45I want to call the girl I saw.
09:47You're still young.
09:49You're the only one left.
09:50Your daughter-in-law is married.
09:52She got married.
09:54Show me. I want to call her.
09:56I forgot.
09:57Call her.
09:59Hello.
10:01Nasreen.
10:03Look at the picture of the girl.
10:06Look here, Sharma.
10:10What happened?
10:11What happened?
10:15That means I'm safe.
10:17What happened?
10:19Shut up.
10:20What happened?
10:22Radhika is safe.
10:27You said she doesn't have eyes.
10:29She doesn't have legs.
10:31She doesn't have teeth.
10:32She doesn't have hair on her head.
10:33And you know what?
10:34She doesn't have legs.
10:36She doesn't have arms.
10:37She has no legs.
10:40Tanya.
10:41Yes.
10:43Find out for yourself.
10:45I'm trying.
10:46I'm sure he's lost his mind.
10:48No.
10:49You're a reasonable man.
10:50I don't have to give it to you.
10:52I have low blood sugar.
10:54I'm sure he's lost his mind.
10:55I'm sure he's lost his mind.
11:00Hello.
11:02Dad wants to talk to you.
11:04You sent me a picture of your wedding.
11:07Come here.
11:08Come here.
11:10Your in-laws are here.
11:12And your in-laws are here.
11:15Come here.
11:18Congratulations.
11:20You did it.
11:21And I supported you.
11:25Congratulations.
11:26Congratulations.
11:27Congratulations.
11:28Mr. Chauri.
11:29Yes.
11:30Tell me something.
11:31You're getting married.
11:33Where are you going on your honeymoon?
11:38I don't think he's going anywhere.
11:41When I went on my honeymoon.
11:44Yes.
11:45I fell off the tree.
11:47Oh.
11:48He got poisoned because of his in-laws.
11:52Did you give him tetanus injections?
11:55No.
11:56I didn't.
11:57Okay.
11:58It's good for me.
11:59Why?
12:00I thought he's going on his honeymoon.
12:02Then?
12:03I said, I'm a machine.
12:04You go alone.
12:08That's what he said.
12:09Yes.
12:10You go alone.
12:12There's a couplet in this.
12:13What?
12:14A man was so rich.
12:17Look how he saved money.
12:19Wow.
12:20He went alone to Shimla for his honeymoon after marriage.
12:25Your aunt died.
12:27Okay.
12:28She didn't die.
12:29She died on the road.
12:31Yes.
12:32She's still alive.
12:33She's still alive.
12:34I felt cold there.
12:35Yes.
12:36I cried for 8-10 days.
12:37Then?
12:38When I came back, the villagers asked me what I saw.
12:40Yes.
12:41I said, I saw tears.
12:45Hello.
12:47Hello.
12:48Dhani, I called you.
12:50Oh no.
12:51These aunts.
12:52Give me love.
12:53Give me love.
12:54Oh no.
12:55How will I get love?
12:59I want love too.
13:00Your aunt is here.
13:04Dhania, the loyalist.
13:07Madam, who are you?
13:08Is she a girl or a mother?
13:09I'm the girl.
13:11What?
13:12Give me a filter photo.
13:13I'll give you a filter photo.
13:15Dhania.
13:16Dhania.
13:17She's the girl.
13:18Dhania.
13:19Yes.
13:20Don't get her married.
13:21I'll take her to the mansion.
13:22Where's the boy?
13:24Why didn't your elders come with you?
13:26I'll decide that.
13:29The elders won't get married.
13:31I'll get married.
13:32Where's the boy?
13:33He's here.
13:35Look here.
13:37Are you the boy?
13:40Walk and eat.
13:43Walk and eat.
13:45Rs. 1.65.
13:46I don't think she'll get married.
13:48She's here to buy.
13:51Hello.
13:52She's looking for a boy to sacrifice.
13:55I want to see you walk.
13:57Walk and feed me.
13:58He's a good man.
13:59He's a good man.
14:00Did you get hurt?
14:01Did you get hurt?
14:03Come on.
14:04Yes.
14:06Come here.
14:08Come on.
14:09He's a good man.
14:12Look here.
14:14Turn around.
14:17What are you doing?
14:18You've never been so obedient.
14:20The girls are checking.
14:21Can't we check?
14:23Yes.
14:24What if there's a brother or father with you?
14:26If I hit a third person in this house,
14:29he'll get upset.
14:30I'll sit here.
14:32If I don't tell you,
14:33what will you do?
14:36Sit here.
14:37Sit here.
14:38Sit here.
14:40Where are your elders?
14:41They're here.
14:43They're here.
14:44They're my elders.
14:45Where are your parents?
14:46My parents have passed away.
14:49What about your siblings?
14:50All of them.
14:51I'm all alone.
14:52He has a daughter.
14:53She's from Canada.
14:54She studies abroad.
14:55Do you have servants at home?
14:57Thank God.
14:58My son has given me a lot.
14:59I don't have to work.
15:00She's talking about you.
15:05I don't go to the gym for 15 hours.
15:07I can't do the housework.
15:09Ma'am,
15:10if you spend 15 hours at the gym,
15:12why can't you see him?
15:14I'll run my own gym.
15:16She's a businesswoman.
15:17I'll run my own gym.
15:19I'll have my own parlour.
15:21I'll have my own bus.
15:23From Lahore to Karachi.
15:24You don't have a husband.
15:25You have an uncle.
15:28I have 10 buses.
15:29The driver is unwell.
15:30I have to take care of him.
15:32Don't say that.
15:33Did you see this proposal?
15:35I can't make tea.
15:36I can't cook.
15:38I'll go to work.
15:39I'll come back.
15:40I'll sleep.
15:41I'll go to work.
15:42We have two wives.
15:43We can't afford a house.
15:46She's your wife.
15:47Don't cry.
15:48I swear to God.
15:49I've never cried in my 70 years of life.
15:53I understand.
15:54She'll understand.
15:55I don't want to iron your clothes.
15:58I can't do it.
15:59I want to be a servant.
16:01She has 12 servants.
16:03What's your interest in this proposal?
16:06She has no one.
16:08She has no parents.
16:10She has a family.
16:11She has no one.
16:12She has her own business.
16:14I'll go to work.
16:16I don't want to call you.
16:18I won't hang up.
16:19Are you crazy?
16:20You go to work.
16:21I'll call you.
16:24I'll come home.
16:25The food will be ready for me.
16:27On the table.
16:28You work hard.
16:29I'll cook for you.
16:32I want a separate room.
16:34You won't ask me if I'm sleeping or awake.
16:36I'm going to adopt you.
16:40You can't find such proposals these days.
16:43You can't even find them 100 years ago.
16:46You can't even find them 100 years later.
16:48Where do you find such soft conditions?
16:52Don't expect anything from me.
16:56Now I understand.
16:58What?
16:59You want to marry her off.
17:01Yes.
17:02You want to marry her off.
17:03You want to marry her off.
17:04You want to marry her off.
17:05Yes.
17:06You want to marry her off.
17:11I want to marry her off.
17:13You can't marry her off.
17:15You can't marry her off.
17:18I'll spend the night with my friends.
17:21Call them.
17:22You haven't seen my face.
17:26I'll wear this turban on Sundays.
17:31I'll take all the decisions of the panchayat.
17:34The panchayat will be formed every other day.
17:37The panchayat will be formed every other day.
17:40The name of your village is right.
17:41Why?
17:42I have to wear a hijab every week.
17:44Do you smoke?
17:45Do I look like a smoker to you?
17:47What juice do you want to drink in the hookah?
17:49I want to drink that.
17:51I hear the sound of smoking in the hookah.
17:53I hear the sound of smoking in the hookah.
17:54She's only 16-17 years old.
17:57I'll sign all the necessary documents.
18:00She's only 16 years old.
18:02I'll send whatever I earn.
18:05No, no, no.
18:09I want to buy mats.
18:13I want to buy soft things.
18:15I want to buy soft things.
18:17I want to buy soft things.
18:23You can say yes to anything.
18:25When will you think of her?
18:29I'll go to the gym at six in the morning.
18:33And you won't tell me anything about the dressing?
18:35He'll show it to me once.
18:40I'm just Haroon. I'm a writer.
18:44Half of the village is after you.
18:46Maasi, aren't the girls beautiful?
18:48I don't know, son. This is our last round.
18:51The entire village will exercise with me in the village park at 7 in the morning.
18:56I know. She'll get the entire village to exercise.
18:59That's right. Watch.
19:01The music will play and everyone will do cardio.
19:04What is cardio?
19:05Okay. When I'll leave for the village,
19:07they'll call me shameless.
19:10I'll bring the party.
19:12And you'll get ready from the parlor I tell you to.
19:16Okay?
19:17Okay, brother.
19:21I'll get ready from his parlor.
19:23I'll slap him.
19:25Tell me, Chaudhary.
19:26Do you find such proposals these days?
19:27Dhaniya, if she leaves, I'll go around you.
19:31Do you find such proposals these days?
19:33Do you find such girls?
19:35Don't misunderstand.
19:36I didn't say that.
19:37No, my son. You're not wrong.
19:39No, Chaudhary.
19:40I'm saying that there should be someone crying at the mosque.
19:43What?
19:44The old women who cry at their husband's dead body.
19:48No, Chaudhary.
19:50I think he's dead.
19:52Tell me about the girls.
19:54She's also someone's daughter.
19:56Chaudhary, okay.
19:57Okay.
19:58You can do the proposal I suggested.
20:01You can do it.
20:02No, I won't do it.
20:03I won't do it.
20:04Greetings.
20:05Greetings.
20:06Son, I left my mobile here.
20:08I forgot to bring it.
20:09Sit down.
20:10Sit down.
20:11Sit down.
20:12I left my mobile here.
20:13No, I'll tell you.
20:14Sit down.
20:19Tell me, uncle.
20:20What is it?
20:22Do me a favor.
20:24Give me the proposal.
20:25I accept your daughter.
20:28Son, the thing is that I like you a lot.
20:30I see.
20:31I was going to see another proposal.
20:34She said something about me.
20:35I'll go and get the girl's mask 10 minutes before.
20:38What?
20:40Haroon?
20:41Yes?
20:42Don't be in a hurry.
20:49Ladies and gentlemen, this is a small break.
20:51We'll have a lot of fun after the break.
20:53I've argued a lot.
20:54It was a good case.
20:55If he's arguing, then he's a trial lawyer.
20:58What did you argue about?
21:00Sir, there was a man standing outside the court.
21:02My boss argued with him.
21:05Why did you argue with him?
21:06He wasn't inside the court.
21:07Let it be.
21:21Welcome back, viewers.
21:22You're used to it.
21:23You're watching Hoshi Aariya.
21:25I have two guests with me during the break.
21:28One of them says that he has a problem.
21:31He has found a lawyer who is not fighting his case properly.
21:35Let's meet him.
21:36Hello.
21:37You're doing the work of a liar.
21:39Really.
21:40What are you doing?
21:41I'm doing the work of a liar.
21:43I'm doing the work of a liar.
21:45I'm doing the work of a liar.
21:47I'm doing the work of a liar.
21:48I'm doing the work of a liar.
21:50Really.
21:51Tell me something.
21:52Till today,
21:53in this field,
21:55have you registered a lawyer?
21:57No.
21:58He looks like a cleaner than a cyclist.
22:02Mr. Agha, it's too cold.
22:04You're lying.
22:07Do you know what she means?
22:09She's saying,
22:10Mr. Agha,
22:11that it's too cold.
22:12So, she's feeling cold.
22:15What she's saying is very meaningful.
22:16I feel like she's calling him a cooler.
22:20I think Mr. Agha is a gas cylinder.
22:22Really?
22:23Yes.
22:24Keep making him a gas cylinder.
22:25One day, he'll become something.
22:28It's too cold.
22:29Look,
22:30Mr. Agha is in his underwear.
22:35Mr. Agha, are you a tortoise or a turtle?
22:38Turtle.
22:39I think,
22:40I'm something.
22:43At least,
22:44for God's sake,
22:46be careful.
22:49Mr. Agha...
22:50I'm going home.
22:51Don't open the door for 10 minutes.
22:52Okay.
22:53I'll kill you.
22:55I'll break your bones.
22:59Mr. Agha,
23:00when he can't think of anything,
23:01he uses this thing.
23:05Arjun.
23:09Mr. Agha,
23:10everyone talks about your neck.
23:11It's too short.
23:12One day,
23:13you can wear a shirt without a collar.
23:14I don't know.
23:15I don't understand what's going on.
23:16What happened?
23:18He's watching.
23:19What's going on?
23:20He's watching.
23:21He was the one who came.
23:22Don't create a problem.
23:23I'm preparing a case.
23:26Mr. Haroon,
23:27I've seen files with lawyers.
23:29I haven't seen registers.
23:30Lawyers have books.
23:32They have file covers.
23:34They have documents of legal size.
23:37I don't know
23:38if anyone has this register.
23:39Patwari has registers.
23:40Patwari,
23:41you know
23:42that he has a great post.
23:43Look at his face.
23:45I think he credits
23:46his debit for his objections on the account.
23:49Mr. Agha,
23:50two hours later,
23:51the judge said,
23:52you're absolutely right.
23:54But I think
23:55this case was closed two months ago.
23:59Very nice.
24:00His clients
24:01call out to him
24:02in winters like this.
24:03Hot eggs,
24:04yes!
24:10Once more.
24:11Once more.
24:12Once more.
24:14Once more.
24:15Once more.
24:18Hot eggs,
24:19yes!
24:22I thought
24:23you said
24:24very nice words.
24:30Mr. Lawyer,
24:31tell me,
24:32do you go to the grey court?
24:34No,
24:35I go to the chamber
24:36to talk.
24:37I don't come here.
24:39I go to the lawyer
24:40and ask,
24:41how did you come?
24:42Which case is this?
24:43I came here
24:44because I was worried.
24:45Mr. Lawyer,
24:46you never argue.
24:47Why don't you speak?
24:48I've never spoken
24:49in front of my elders.
24:50Okay,
24:51I'll ask his clients
24:52as well.
24:53Greetings.
24:54Greetings.
24:55My name is Arab Bhai.
24:56He didn't even ask.
25:00What do you do?
25:01Look,
25:02any work,
25:03any problem
25:04that you think
25:05can't be solved,
25:06Arab Bhai can solve it
25:07in minutes.
25:08Look,
25:09if it's a land problem,
25:10a car problem,
25:11any problem
25:12that you think
25:13can't be solved,
25:14the last helpline
25:15is Arab Bhai.
25:16Oh,
25:17he's a facilitator.
25:18Isn't he from Patwari?
25:19No,
25:20no,
25:21he's the one
25:22who sends money
25:23from here to there,
25:24from there to there,
25:25to lobby,
25:26to bribe.
25:27Is this what you do?
25:28Sir,
25:29believe me,
25:30I know you.
25:31What do I tell you?
25:32This Nawaz Sharif,
25:33when he became
25:34the Prime Minister
25:35for the first time,
25:36he raised his hand
25:37in front of me.
25:38He made you Madhu
25:39and raised his hand
25:40in front of you?
25:41I was shaking my hand
25:42like this.
25:43I don't know
25:44why he wasn't
25:45shaking it from the TV.
25:47I understand
25:48what you do.
25:49You keep your cut
25:50and get people
25:51to do two jobs.
25:52Whatever the job is,
25:53it gets done.
25:54We don't ask
25:55for the number.
25:56I had a case
25:57in court,
25:58Mr. Haroon.
25:59Okay.
26:00I'm worried.
26:01I don't know
26:02what to do.
26:03When I came out,
26:04someone told me
26:05to file for a lawyer.
26:06This thing was
26:07roaming around outside.
26:11I threw away
26:12some Nimco from my pocket
26:13and it came to me.
26:15I asked him
26:16if he was a civilian
26:17or a criminal.
26:18He said he was
26:19a criminal.
26:20You should be realistic
26:21in life.
26:22He asked me
26:23if I was a civilian
26:24or a criminal.
26:25I told him.
26:26I told him first
26:27that I was a criminal.
26:28What did you say?
26:29I said,
26:30this is my case.
26:31Handle it.
26:32I'll pay you
26:33the fees.
26:34How much did you pay?
26:35Believe me,
26:36I've already paid
26:37Rs. 5 lakh.
26:38How much is the case?
26:39Rs. 175,000.
26:40Rs. 75,000.
26:43You've already
26:44paid him
26:45Rs. 5 lakh.
26:46Yes.
26:47I'll punish you
26:48with Rs. 1.5 lakh.
26:50You should have
26:51done some research.
26:52You should have
26:53selected a lawyer.
26:54Mr. Haroon is
26:55such a good lawyer.
26:56He's busy
26:57doing research.
26:58It's his life.
26:59How can he do research?
27:00There was no need
27:01for research.
27:02He was lying
27:03outside the court.
27:05When a lawyer
27:06doesn't go home,
27:07he goes to bed
27:08in the back of the chamber.
27:09Why?
27:10The client
27:11doesn't know
27:12when he'll die.
27:13The client
27:14doesn't know
27:15when he'll die.
27:16What was the fine?
27:17Rs. 0,313,25.
27:21It's not
27:22such a big fine.
27:23This is the
27:24only time
27:25for a serious crime.
27:26I told him
27:27that I'll defend him.
27:28Be brave.
27:29He's not being brave.
27:30This is not
27:31a case.
27:32It's a father's case.
27:33How can I defend
27:34such a big fine?
27:35I've done
27:36the same crime
27:37in the past.
27:38I've argued
27:39a lot.
27:40This is a good case.
27:41If he's arguing,
27:42then he's a trial lawyer.
27:43What was the argument?
27:44A man
27:45was standing
27:46outside the court.
27:47My boss
27:48argued with him.
27:49Why did you argue
27:50with him?
27:51He was not inside.
27:52He was outside.
27:53He was on the floor.
27:54He was not in the court.
27:55He was not inside.
27:56He wasn't in the court.
27:57He was on the floor.
27:58He wasn't inside.
27:59He was on the floor.
28:00He was on the floor.
28:01He wasn't inside.
28:02Manzil Manzil se puchhti hai kahaan hai manzil tu hi bata kahaan hai
28:15Dekho ni mera client jada wa, in a time bahut waste keeta Haroon sahab
28:19Kaise?
28:20Minu labda reha hai iddare parse
28:22Yaar kyu dhonta na tumhe
28:24Yeh udhar vakil ko awaze de rahe hote hain adalat mein
28:27Yeh pata nahi kidar nikalava hota hai
28:28Isko dhonte pirte hain puri hum log kaccha
28:30Yaar unne paanch lakh rupe diya hai, kaam tumne takay ka nahi kiya
28:33Sir paanch lakh
28:34Unne paanch lehaawa toh karchda phir takta
28:37Nahi sir paanch lakh lehaawa toh main ko bhaimaani nahi lehaawa
28:40Main haraam kha rahe hain
28:41Sir yehne puchho subah, yehne gaddi kinne tohke paalish karke, tyre chamka ke kinne khla rahi hai
28:48Acha jab tum keh rahe the yeh hausla nahi tha kar raha, toh kya kar raha tha hausla ki jagah hai?
28:53Yehne hausla hi nahi si kar raha hai, hard time apne case di yehne kahun mahoon kahun mahoon hindi rahi hai
28:58Ab yeh dekho adalat mein isne bol diya kahun mahoon kahun mahoon
29:02Log mere se puchh rahein kya hai, maini kya green colour ki hoti hai, chaar tangi hoti hai
29:07Kahun mahoon
29:08O bhai mere, tu chunga mere kol aa gaya ma, tu vakil achha kar liya
29:12Khor ko vakil kar raha, teri tu akdi si ho, honi si
29:15Yaar
29:17Mukhalif wale vakil ko yeh bola, tu akdi si
29:21Acha bhir
29:22Wo keh rahe hai ke gaalam galoj pe nahi aana hai
29:25Yeh kya hoti hai ji?
29:26Akdi si hindi, punjabi chundi hai
29:28Yeh nahi samajh rahi hai, maini 8 saal vakil
29:32Aap ghalat bande se puchh rahi hai Haroon sahab, wo toh abhi abhi New York se aaye hai
29:36Kaun leke gaya tha?
29:37Maini pata hai, tu akdo sirah, tu da
29:40Nahi, tu punjab manna na, pure
29:43Huni tu desi ke away di phirdi si yeh the
29:46Kar ko haiyaan, kar ko haiyaan
29:47Teehaan pehna na, yeh ji ghal ghari thi hai
29:49Main teehaan pehna na, yeh ji ghari thi
29:51Nahi baise na, yeh vakil bahut soch rahi hai apne case baare
29:55Huni apna rangu daal hai ya manna bhel
29:58Maini kehnda bhi rahe hain maan, ke adalat de andar jaake
30:01Tu bais minnu karan de nahi hai
30:03Meri gaali nahi sunda, jid me beyaan hain nu kehna hain maan
30:05Ke tu tour na de, tere piche main khlo tha hu
30:08Darda, darda ge
30:10Aap kyu nahi beyaan dete, jab wo piche khadha hai?
30:12Yeh piche nahi khadha hota na, do dafa diya hai maine
30:14Phir?
30:15Maini beyaan deke, maini yeh kiya ki aap piche se koi aayega
30:18Piche se koi bhi nahi aaya
30:19Oho
30:20Main isse abhi bola ke poora case chalte ve del mahina ho gaya
30:23Hume karna kya, bata, dimaag chala
30:25Jaadu lagate ve keh rahe hain, main kar rahe ho, main kaam kar rahe ho
30:30Maini ka bhai, case ka kya karna hai?
30:31Kehne, tension nahi lo, rotiya maini rak diya
30:33Salan garam ho raha hai
30:35Maini ka bhai, mere del mahina ho gaya, kuch toh kar de
30:37Kehte, aap parashan nahi ho, raam se beto
30:39Kapde sook gaye, main chhat se utaar ke la rahe ho
30:42Maini isko 5 lakh rupee diye, jis kaam ke wo kaam nahi kar raha hai
30:45Baaki mere saare kaam kar raha hai
30:51Arif bhai, kabhi aapne iska register check ki hai
30:53Uspe kya likhra hota hai har waqt?
30:55Case di tyaari pe nahi kari diya ki
30:57Yeh bhi dekhi da baap, keda main aisa
30:59Point, dama, adalate jada
31:01Yeh bari ho jave
31:02Koi case ki tyaari nahi, vohi register mein
31:04Chaar khaane, khudi X banayate hai
31:06Khudi O banayate hai, usme bhi haar jate hai
31:11Yeh hoja vakil na, client nu kehna na
31:13Yeh apne baas na kaam nahi
31:15Yeh baba baag bahu tweet karda
31:22Aapka sir dekhke toh lagta hai ki aap aaj tak
31:24Ek bhi case nahi haare honge
31:26O bhaji, pehna, meri gaal suna
31:28Innu main jado, Haroon sahab yeh kehna
31:30Bhi jado adalate pesh hona na
31:32Tu nimu chana, muh karla
31:34Lao, karda hi nahi
31:36Yeh kya hai nimu chana, tu dalil dene gaya
31:38Aaloo ki chaat dene gaya
31:40Abhi sab chodo, parso meri
31:42Kot mein peshi ki tarikh thi
31:44Aap isse pucho, isne parso kya kiya hai
31:46Yaar hon tarikh te jawa
31:48Main de machine laayi si kaar hai
31:56Haroon sahab machine laa ke, spinner karke
31:58Yaar, tu paani laak dita hai, tu laak hoor deke
32:00Haak mair de
32:04Tum saare doosre kaam karte jaa rahe ho
32:06Uncle dekho, kitne disturbed lag rahe ho
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36:22Beware! Beware! Beware!
36:29Welcome back, viewers.
36:30Yes, Irza Khan.
36:31Mr. Haroon, why can't December and January be declared as national holidays?
36:35Because of the cold?
36:36Yes.
36:37Because there is no such cold in the whole country.
36:40I am seeing that a strange phenomenon has started in Lahore from last year.
36:44A lot of people have kept their wardrobes and clothes
36:48so that when the transition from summers to winters takes place,
36:50they will wear them.
36:51Suddenly, within two days, it becomes cold.
36:53Exactly.
36:54Mr. Haroon, these are the last 10-15 days of cold.
36:56I think the weather will open up in March.
36:58If he had crossed the canal, he would have switched on the car heater.
37:01If he had crossed the Gujarati border,
37:03he would have frozen twice and got a cold.
37:07Do you know why he stopped smoking?
37:10Why?
37:10Because the lighter is cold.
37:13Mr. Agha, you must be feeling cold in the tent, right?
37:15Don't you wear a cap or shawpa for that?
37:16I don't understand why people think that I am talented
37:21and that I have a mother.
37:24Why do people think that I sleep in the tent?
37:28My son, I have raised you with a lot of difficulty.
37:32I don't know. I used to sleep in a wet place.
37:41There is a big problem with the cold.
37:43What?
37:43They don't say that you should sleep on the floor.
37:45Do they say that?
37:46Yes, they say that a lot.
37:47There is a big problem with the cold.
37:49You do all the shows as if your arms are big.
37:53I tell him that I do dramas.
37:54He says, what do you do?
37:55He stopped you from taking a bath.
37:56Yes.
37:57Do you sit on a bike or a car?
37:58I sit on a car.
37:59He has become a cuckoo. He is very cold.
38:02I tell him to take out the paper.
38:04Okay.
38:04I tell him to take out the step first.
38:09If we are done with the cold talks,
38:12let's go to the audience.
38:13Yes, sir.
38:14Greetings.
38:15Greetings.
38:16My name is Nadeem.
38:17Yes, Nadeem.
38:18I would like to recite a small poem.
38:20Okay, recite a poem.
38:21Yes, sir.
38:22Stop showing me the path of disloyalty.
38:25Stop showing me the path of disloyalty.
38:27Stop the old promises of not meeting me.
38:31Stop it.
38:32The longing for the past is still in my heart.
38:36Tell them to come now. Stop making excuses.
38:39Wow.
38:42Very good.
38:44The new era of your love has begun.
38:47The new era of your love has begun.
38:50Let's leave flowers at their doorstep.
38:53Do you remember what you said when you hugged me?
38:56He didn't even know what he was saying.
39:01Thank you very much, sir. Very good.
39:05Yes, sir.
39:06Greetings.
39:07Greetings, sir.
39:08My name is Sajjad Toor. I am from Lahore.
39:10Okay.
39:10I would like to request Agha Mai to recite a poetry.
39:13Please recite a poetry.
39:15The queen is in front of me.
39:21Wow.
39:22She never cries.
39:24Wow.
39:25She never gets upset.
39:30Wow.
39:30She never says a word to me.
39:35Wow.
39:35She never says a word to me.
39:39Wow.
39:43She never says a word to me.
39:49Wow.
39:50She never says a word to me.
39:54I have a grave in my eyes.
40:00I have buried my sorrows here.
40:04Wow.
40:06Wow.
40:07Wow.
40:09Yes, son.
40:10Greetings.
40:10Greetings.
40:11I have a question for Mr. Gokha Pasroori.
40:13You have a question for Mr. Gokha Pasroori?
40:16Yes.
40:16Go ahead, son.
40:17Yes.
40:18What is the secret of your beauty?
40:21No, no. I am not viral.
40:22I don't have any problem with this.
40:23Are you an infection of the viral?
40:28My father used to stop me all my life.
40:30Okay.
40:31He used to hit me with his shoes and say,
40:32what happened to you?
40:34And Mr. Aman saw the result of opening the strawberry.
40:38Yes, sir.
40:39Greetings, sir.
40:40Greetings, sir.
40:41My name is Asadullah from Ashraqpur.
40:43Okay.
40:44I want to recite a poem.
40:45When you get upset, you look more beautiful.
40:49When you get upset, you look more beautiful.
40:52I have kept you upset thinking about this.
40:55Wow, wow, wow.
40:56Very good.
40:58Yes.
40:59Greetings.
40:59Greetings.
41:00Sir, I want to sing a song.
41:02Okay, if you want to stand here and sing,
41:03come forward.
41:05Okay, he wants to stand here and sing.
41:07Wow, wow, wow.
41:37Very good.
41:38Very good, Aman.
41:40Good luck to you.
41:41Who is next?
41:42Hello.
41:43Hello.
41:44I have a question for Ms. Malaika.
41:46Ms. Malaika, what is the secret of your beauty?
41:48Oh.
41:49Wow.
41:50Son, I don't know what my son is telling you.
41:54I have seen you eating radish here.
42:01Tell the girl the secret of your beauty.
42:04Tell her to remove the tape from her hair.
42:10Okay, tell us the secret of your beauty.
42:12This is a joke.
42:13I am God gifted.
42:15Praise be to God.
42:16Thank you so much, ma'am.
42:18You are really my God gift.
42:19Wow.
42:20Very good.
42:23Yes.
42:23Greetings, sir. How are you?
42:25Greetings. I am fine.
42:26Sir, my name is Waqas.
42:27I have come from New Lahore city.
42:28So, today I have brought a poetry for you.
42:31I will recite it for you.
42:32Okay.
42:32I have faced many defeats, but I have never given up.
42:36I am 24 years old, but I have never become serious.
42:39Wow.
42:41I have always been lazy.
42:43And I have always been lazy.
42:44I have never been liked by anyone.
42:47Wow.
42:49Wow.
42:52Yes, son.
42:52Greetings.
42:53Greetings.
42:54My name is Arsam.
42:55I have come from Sundar Sharif.
42:57Praise be to God.
42:57I am a second year medical student.
42:59Wow.
43:00I have a question for Mr. Agamaji.
43:01He is a medical student.
43:02So, he will have a question.
43:05Yes, brother.
43:06It is said that when a person gets money,
43:08he buys a lot of things.
43:10He buys everything.
43:11So, you haven't got your hair done yet.
43:12Mr. Agamaji had gone to get a transplant.
43:14Yes.
43:15He was old, so he didn't want to get his hair done.
43:19He has got his hair done.
43:20He had got his hair done on two installments.
43:22Two installments were short.
43:23A boy came on a motorcycle.
43:25He said, next month.
43:26He said, no.
43:26No.
43:31Please don't make me laugh anymore.
43:32My heart is aching.
43:33What?
43:34Heart?
43:35I have told you to get someone better.
43:39Who is next?
43:40Greetings, sir.
43:40Greetings, son.
43:41My name is Mohammad Muneeb.
43:43Just like you are cute, your name is cute.
43:45Tell me, son. What do you do?
43:46I am studying now.
43:48Okay.
43:48I am in the fourth class.
43:50Very good.
43:51What will you talk now?
43:52I want to write a poem.
43:54You want to write a poem?
43:55Yes.
43:55Tell me, son.
43:56What is that flower that doesn't have a flower?
43:59Wow.
44:00What is that heart that doesn't have a heart?
44:02Wow.
44:04Very good.
44:05Wow.
44:06Very good.
44:07Sir, Gokhale is wearing a very nice jacket today.
44:09No. No. He hasn't bought a new one.
44:11He has bought his own.
44:15I had a teacher.
44:17Yes.
44:18When he used to talk,
44:20when he used to talk about God,
44:24he used to stop while talking.
44:27Then he used to talk again.
44:27Just like I have stopped and started again.
44:30Then he used to start talking again.
44:31And then during the conversation,
44:33he used to stop and start talking again.
44:37So once, I mean,
44:38he was a very famous person.
44:39The whole world knows him.
44:40I am not taking his name despite that.
44:42So once I asked him,
44:45why do you do this?
44:47So he replied in a poem,
44:48that whoever you talk to,
44:50your attention is on them.
44:52Wow.
44:52Whoever you talk to,
44:54your attention is on them.
44:56The conversation ends.
44:59Wow.
45:00So Doctor, we are talking about poetry.
45:03So please recite something for us.
45:04I would like to look at you.
45:07First, two lines from Mohsin Naqvi.
45:08Shall I recite his poetry?
45:10Yes.
45:10To light a lamp in the heart,
45:12to extinguish it,
45:14to remember it every day,
45:16to forget it.
45:18Very good.
45:18What should I say, this is my love,
45:21this is my hatred,
45:23to write his name,
45:24to erase it.
45:26Wow.
45:28Please recite this.
45:29I try to avoid meeting him again,
45:31but when I look back,
45:33I pray that I turn back.
45:34Wow.
45:36And this is Mohsin's nostalgia.
45:40I have described it in a different way.
45:42Please recite it.
45:43To smoke a cigarette,
45:44and extinguish it in the toilet.
45:46Wow.
45:46To smoke a cigarette,
45:47and extinguish it in the toilet.
45:49This seems like a very bad thing to do.
45:51This is true.
45:52To blow a cigarette quickly.
45:56And to tell him that I have come from abroad.
46:00Wow.
46:00To tell him that I have come with a gift.
46:03Wow.
46:05And to put an old sweater on him.
46:09Wow.
46:11And to put an old sweater on him.
46:14And to put a tag of the brand on him.
46:17Wow.
46:18Wow.
46:21And to sleep on my shoulder.
46:24Wow.
46:27And to sleep on my shoulder.
46:31And to wake him up.
46:33Wow.
46:38And to come back to me.
46:41And to blow everything away.
46:44Wow.
46:45And how beautiful is this relationship of a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law.
46:48Wow.
46:50How beautiful is this relationship of a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law.
46:54To say something,
46:55but to put something on him.
46:57Wow.
46:58And to put a lock on the gate is not enough.
47:01Wow.
47:02And to put a spoon in his lock.
47:04Wow.
47:05Anything is possible to get views here, my dear.
47:09Even to make a video of yourself.
47:11Wow.
47:13Very good.
47:15Very good.
47:18And the last line is,
47:19I will never tease you to say sorry.
47:22Okay.
47:23I will never tease you to say sorry.
47:26Uncle, destroy him by calling him a dumper.
47:29Wow.
47:30Uncle, dumper.
47:35Very good.
47:36Viewers, this was today's show.
47:37We will meet you in the next show.
47:39Take care of yourself.
47:41Goodbye.

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