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00:00Hoshiyaariya, Hoshiyaariya.
00:03Welcome back, viewers.
00:05Yes, Irza.
00:05Mr. Haroon, a lot of time has passed.
00:07You haven't recited any good poetry to us.
00:09There is another reason for that.
00:10What is that?
00:11Like they say, the completion of a revolution.
00:13Yes.
00:14I get that in poetry these days.
00:15So what do we do?
00:17Where do we go?
00:17We also want to listen to good poetry.
00:19Otherwise, the audience will say
00:20that I don't know which Faraaz Ghalib
00:23and what is this poetry.
00:24Yes, this is a big problem.
00:26Sorry to say, there are two types of poetry.
00:30It means a simple..
00:30It's a little spicy.
00:33A little spicy.
00:34There are two types of poetry.
00:35One is simple and the other is poetic.
00:37What are you doing these days?
00:38I don't know about poetic poetry.
00:40Who is it?
00:40Who is it?
00:41It's there, sir.
00:41It's there, sir.
00:42It's there, sir.
00:42It's there, sir.
00:42If you had written it in my name,
00:44I would have put it in your coat.
00:46Well, it happens.
00:47Yes.
00:47It happens with me as well.
00:49When you get up after reciting a poem,
00:51they give you a envelope.
00:53I have only received an envelope once in my life
00:56at my wedding.
00:57What is that for?
00:58Should I throw it out?
01:00Mr. Haroon, it's a gift.
01:01Oh, it's a gift.
01:02When I get married,
01:04the girls in the car often throw up.
01:08You know what?
01:08I have a connection with marriage.
01:10Once, a friend of mine got married
01:13because of poetry.
01:14How?
01:14And that was the day when I realised
01:17that whatever it is, good or bad,
01:20I can handle it.
01:21Okay.
01:22Okay.
01:22It so happened that I have a very close friend
01:25and people generally know him.
01:28Mr. Qasim Mehdi.
01:29Yes, what is the matter?
01:30His marriage almost got called off.
01:32What?
01:32Oh, my God!
01:35He hadn't got married yet.
01:37So, he stopped going to his in-laws.
01:39He couldn't go.
01:40He didn't go for a long time.
01:41So, my would-be sister-in-law
01:43wrote a breakup message.
01:45Yes.
01:45And at the end, she wrote a poem
01:47by Mr. Sagar Siddiqui.
01:48Now that the meeting is hot,
01:50where are the emotions?
01:52Now I feel like loving you.
01:54Oh, my God!
01:56Now, I am sleeping at 8 in the morning
01:58and I got a call from him.
01:59He said,
02:00Oh, my friend, I am in a breakup.
02:04He is in a breakup.
02:06So, I said, what happened?
02:08He said, I don't know.
02:09I woke up in the morning.
02:10He said, answer me.
02:12I said, what?
02:13So, he read out the message
02:14and then read out the poem.
02:15Oh, my friend, answer me.
02:16I said, apologize.
02:17He said, no, no, my friend.
02:18What is the right answer?
02:20So, I said, my friend,
02:21I am closing my eyes.
02:22What is the right answer?
02:24So, God
02:25He made my brain work.
02:28So, I got the answer.
02:30So, I apologize to Mr. Sagar Siddiqui.
02:33His poem is
02:35Now that the meeting is hot,
02:36where are the emotions?
02:37Now I feel like loving you.
02:40So, I wrote the answer and sent it to him.
02:42He forwarded it to his wife.
02:43So, he did another stupid thing.
02:45He said, the friendship is back.
02:47But it was written on the top, forwarded.
02:51He didn't copy it.
02:53He didn't copy it.
02:54He didn't copy it.
02:56And after watching tonight's show,
02:57it will be confirmed.
03:00He made me understand the matter of copying.
03:03He also wanted to message someone.
03:05I made it and sent it to him.
03:06He wrote it and forwarded it.
03:09So, it was that
03:11Now that the meeting is hot,
03:13where are the emotions?
03:14Now I feel like loving you.
03:15I wrote the answer.
03:16That my emotions have tormented me.
03:20Yes.
03:21I have decided to die on your street.
03:24Yes.
03:25Now I feel like loving you.
03:29Do you think love is a delusion?
03:31Wow!
03:33Wow!
03:34Very good.
03:34It was only forwarded.
03:36He didn't copy it many times.
03:39That's fine.
03:42Who did you forward it to?
03:44To the love of my childhood.
03:46That's a joke.
03:47There is no love.
03:50He wrote a poem.
03:51He wore slippers.
03:53He married the love of his childhood.
03:56No, it was the love of his childhood.
03:57When he was young, he saw it.
03:59It was the love of his childhood.
04:01He got married in front of her when he was young.
04:05He was bringing chairs with the joy of her marriage.
04:08He said, today is my beloved's wedding.
04:12I remembered that when we were young,
04:15and the youngsters may not be able to relate.
04:19In Indian films,
04:21the heroine is getting married to someone else.
04:23That's right.
04:24The hero is singing songs on her face.
04:27He is telling her that he is very sad that she is getting married to him.
04:30And the hero is very happy.
04:31The heroine is also crying.
04:33The heroine is also crying.
04:34And the hero is a fool.
04:36The hero is thinking that she is getting separated from her parents.
04:39What is the problem?
04:40In Indian films, they sit on the floor.
04:42But here, they sit far away.
04:44They wear pants and sit on the piano.
04:48And the hero is sitting on the piano.
04:50And the bride is listening to the song near him.
04:53And the hero is dancing behind her.
04:56I have a problem with one thing.
04:57When there is a gathering,
04:59and a person is whispering in your ear,
05:02that is very bad.
05:02First of all, I am very happy to hear that
05:06you have a problem with something.
05:07Wow!
05:09Wow!
05:11I find one more thing very odd.
05:13Parents are already worried about their marriage.
05:16Absolutely.
05:17Their daughter is going to another house.
05:19And they are already down.
05:21They are very emotional.
05:22And they play the same songs.
05:24Yes.
05:24And they play songs that make them cry.
05:27Sir, there is a mood.
05:28Like when I was getting married.
05:30Yes.
05:30I was very happy at that time.
05:33Okay?
05:33So, everyone was telling me to cry a little.
05:35If you are getting married, play another song.
05:37My heart is full of pain.
05:39But literally, some item number was going on.
05:41Okay.
05:42Now, all the women in the house should cry a little.
05:45What will people say?
05:46She was very happy. Cry a little.
05:48I couldn't even cry.
05:49I was so emotional.
05:50I said, DJ, play a wedding song.
05:54He played a song.
05:55And I really started crying.
05:56Which song?
05:57I am very emotional.
05:58She wasn't crying.
05:59She wasn't crying.
06:00Sir.
06:00Her friends say, cry.
06:02She says, I won't cry.
06:03The one who has taken me away should cry.
06:09When Gokha got married and got married,
06:12she played a song.
06:13Which one?
06:13My dolls are left at your house.
06:17Yes.
06:18She said, you carry on. I will bring them.
06:21When Gokha got married,
06:23her mother-in-law said,
06:24What?
06:24My daughter is very beautiful.
06:26Don't try to act smart.
06:28Okay.
06:29What else did she say?
06:31Vicky, you see the lines on the jacket?
06:34These are government lines.
06:35Why?
06:36The soldiers play instruments in this.
06:39Look at Mr. Saleem's collar.
06:40Yes.
06:41Look at his collar.
06:42It looks like a beaver's collar.
06:43Beaver's collar.
06:44Mr. Arun, when the bride is about to get married
06:47and the bride is crying..
06:48You all didn't think I was a soldier.
06:50I don't know much about marriages.
06:52Why isn't the groom making her quiet?
06:54Why is he standing like a stone?
06:56That's right.
06:57The bride is crying because she wants the groom
06:59to leave the wedding procession
07:00and let her carry her things.
07:02I have seen many movies.
07:04I have seen many videos.
07:05The bride is crying and getting beaten up.
07:06And he is standing like a stone.
07:08He thinks, I am from a rich family.
07:10He doesn't know how to cry.
07:11Did you take the bride on a horse or in a car?
07:14In a pick-up.
07:16I took her in my car and then I took her on a horse.
07:21I played the lada.
07:24When I went to the wedding procession
07:25all my cousins and friends were on horses.
07:31Mr. Agha's wedding was on a horse.
07:32There was only one condition.
07:33Yes.
07:33You were on one side and I was on the other side.
07:37Do you know what song did Mr. Agha's sisters sing?
07:39Yes.
07:40Veer, my horse is a stick.
07:42It's not a stick.
07:45It was something else.
07:46In fact, she was singing, Veer, my horse is a stick.
07:48Veer, my horse is a stick.
07:50What is this?
07:51Girls and girls.
07:52See, grandma told you.
07:55I was telling you that all my friends and cousins were on horses.
07:59Yes.
07:59When the horses reached there
08:01they had to ride on a waterfall.
08:04From which the flowers and plants had to fall.
08:08When they went on the waterfall
08:09the sticks fell on them.
08:11When they went on the waterfall
08:13one of my cousins was missing.
08:15Yes.
08:15I don't know, he was on a horse.
08:16He is missing.
08:17So, I called him.
08:18He had gone to the wedding procession in Gulberg.
08:20So, I called him and asked him where he was.
08:22He said, I don't know what he was doing.
08:24He brought me to Liberty.
08:29Sir, when you saw the bride for the first time
08:31that she got married to you, did you feel like crying?
08:34No, I fell in love with her.
08:35She is as beautiful as you.
08:38Mr. Dhani, did your wedding procession go on a horse?
08:40No, it was a car.
08:41No, this wedding procession went on a moustache.
08:44When he sat on the stage
08:46he started talking in Malayalam.
08:47He said, a girl gives a moustache to a dacoit.
08:51Mr. Dhani, there were so many kids at your wedding.
08:53Yes.
08:54Did they greet you or did you go to buy things from the shop?
08:57A person investigates in the right way.
09:02Okay, let me tell you another incident.
09:04Yes.
09:05My cousins did this to my uncle.
09:08Because he was older and my uncle was younger.
09:11It happens when siblings are older.
09:12Yes.
09:13So, in that era, this is an old story.
09:15This is from the 70s and 80s.
09:17At that time, there were no cell phones.
09:19There was no pin location.
09:20So, when the wedding procession went to the city
09:23there were streets of Mazang.
09:26So, my cousins did this.
09:27They were dressed as groomsmen.
09:29And they said, until you don't give us cold drinks
09:32we won't vacate the stage.
09:33Oh!
09:34So, they said, I am dressed as groomsmen.
09:35How can I do that?
09:36So, they were forced to go to the shop
09:40and ask for cold drinks.
09:41They took them to a store in a distance
09:44after going around 5-7 streets.
09:47They told him to open the bottles and ran away.
09:49Now, they are dressed as groomsmen
09:50and they are asking in the streets
09:51if a wedding procession has come.
09:57What a poetic start!
09:58And you stopped at Mr. Agha's wedding.
10:00So, let me tell you that Mr. Agha..
10:02Akshay, one last thing about Mr. Dhanush's wedding.
10:05You are in the form.
10:07I am doing it on my own.
10:08Do it. Do it a hundred times.
10:10There is a custom that the groom is given a garland.
10:13Mr. Agha tied it on his waist.
10:15Why?
10:15Not on his neck.
10:18Mr. Agha's hands are so small and his face is so big.
10:20Whenever he comes out of the washroom
10:21he says, the game of arms has started.
10:25Okay, tell him to show his hands.
10:28Now that the wedding jokes have been completed
10:30let's listen to something.
10:31Mr. Arun, please tell us something.
10:32This is a poem of a newly wedded couple.
10:35It's a new year, talk about the new seasons.
10:38Wow!
10:39It's a new year, talk about the new seasons.
10:42Wow!
10:43Whenever you meet, talk about the distances.
10:46Wow!
10:48Amazing!
10:48They were told that this victory is of the storm.
10:52Yes.
10:52Wow!
10:53They were told that this victory is of the storm.
10:57But talk about the courage of the lamps.
10:59Wow!
11:00Wow!
11:01Wow!
11:01Namabar, his eyes are the mirror of the heart.
11:04He brought a letter and he is saying
11:07that his beloved's eyes tell the story of his heart.
11:11Wow!
11:12Namabar, his eyes are the mirror of the heart.
11:16Burn this letter, just talk about the lamps.
11:19Wow!
11:20Wow!
11:21Very good.
11:22I tell you who is in danger of whom tomorrow.
11:25This is the last line.
11:26I tell you.
11:26I tell you who is in danger of whom tomorrow.
11:31Sit down and talk to me about friends.
11:33Wow!
11:35Very good.
11:35Very good.
11:39Ladies, it's time for a short break.
11:41Don't go anywhere, we will meet after the break.
11:43A woman came to his shop and he was giving her a sari.
11:46He was doing this.
11:49He fulfilled his desire.
11:52He gave her a sari.
11:54When he went home, he became a frog of a three-year-old girl.
11:57He was doing this.
11:59Mr. Agha's idea is small.
12:00If he wants to get a donkey, he should get a sattar engine.
12:04What is the problem?
12:05Mr. Agha, why don't you keep a donkey with you?