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00:00Hoshi Aariya Hoshi Aariya
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:21Friends, it is often seen that one gets a lot of motivation by listening to a motivational speaker or reading a book.
00:27But it also goes back to a sugar spike.
00:30So, I found a ritual at a place and I liked it a lot.
00:33If we do that, you will get motivated again and you will try to live a better life.
00:40That ritual is that sometimes, while lying on your bed, think that you are almost 80 years old.
00:49You are very old.
00:50Your walking has become slow and you are thinking that I wish I could get this life again.
00:56I wish I could get back to my youth or become courageous.
01:01After that, I will live my life again but in a different way.
01:05Open your eyes and be thankful that the time has reversed.
01:10Get up and live your life again.
01:12Think about your youth in old age.
01:17What will you remember when you are lying on your bed?
01:20Will you think that you should live your life again?
01:22Or will you think that you have lived a glorious life?
01:24This is a ritual for a lot of motivation.
01:27Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:30Today, we will take you to Amil Baba's den and see who Jali Amil Sahib is making a fool of.
01:36I am Amil Baba.
01:38I have come to you to give you some money.
01:41I have come to give you some money.
01:44Who is this Baba?
01:46I will make you swear on me.
01:49What will you do?
01:49I will make you swear on me.
01:51You will become just like me.
01:54Your disciple is sitting very relaxed.
01:56Additional Amil.
01:59Your disciple is very thin and fat.
02:03He has curly hair. Where is he?
02:05He has gone to Dubai.
02:07I see.
02:07He is looking at the Dubai branch.
02:09Wow.
02:10Baba, I think you should give this disciple all the business in your name.
02:15God willing, I will do the same.
02:16He is a very relaxed disciple.
02:18He is very relaxed. He is my brother-in-law.
02:22Where is the new thief?
02:24He has gone for a job.
02:25New thief?
02:26Thief?
02:26He has gone for a job.
02:28He is still talking.
02:30He has gone for a job.
02:32He must be on his way.
02:36Baba, I told you to fix a place for him.
02:38Why have you kept him here?
02:39He has come. He has come.
02:40Why are you walking like this?
02:41Brother, thieves walk like this.
02:43I walked in the wrong direction.
02:45No, no. You walked in the right direction.
02:47No, no. I am the one who is walking in the wrong direction.
02:50Actually, the thief is not here.
02:54No.
02:54He is in the back.
02:56Baba, keep quiet. Keep quiet.
02:58I told you not to keep a new person here.
03:00Please forgive me.
03:01I told you to go on your own.
03:02Son, he has grown up.
03:03How much work does he have to do?
03:06Tell me, what have you brought?
03:07Nothing else.
03:09Look, how beautiful it is.
03:10That's it.
03:11Very good.
03:12What is in it? Show me.
03:13That's it. I will show you.
03:15Jewellery. I think it is jewellery.
03:16Look, someone's house is ruined.
03:18No, no. I have brought only jewellery.
03:19The house is not ruined.
03:20The house is not ruined.
03:22I have brought only jewellery.
03:24Very good.
03:25You will go very far, son.
03:26You have brought only jewellery.
03:28Baba ji, he has gone mad.
03:30What?
03:30The house where I went to steal,
03:32there were lights on.
03:34It was a wedding house.
03:35Oh!
03:37He took jewellery from there and made everything.
03:41Oh!
03:42Son, it is like that.
03:43Baba ji, it is such a clean house.
03:45He will remember that he had a fight with me.
03:49Very good.
03:50You didn't like this house at all.
03:53Baba ji, he hit me so hard.
03:55Very good.
03:56That I forgot to turn around immediately.
03:57Oh!
03:58Baba ji.
03:59Yes, son.
04:00First, give me a compliment.
04:01Very good.
04:02Very good.
04:03Take this.
04:04What?
04:05A glass.
04:08Why did you bring it here?
04:10This is not an ordinary glass.
04:11Then?
04:12This is a very important glass.
04:14This is the glass of the wedding ceremony.
04:16Yes.
04:16He didn't steal the jewellery.
04:17He stopped the wedding.
04:23But brother, this hasn't been decorated yet.
04:26He didn't bring it.
04:29He has stolen so many things from the house.
04:30Now, it is a plastic glass.
04:33Uncle, all the things that I have stolen,
04:35they have come in front of me.
04:37Pick them up.
04:39Here, Baba ji.
04:39Very good.
04:42There is a shoe too.
04:44That's why I was saying that he has hit me so hard
04:46that I can't walk.
04:49Baba ji, it was a wedding house.
04:51I brought it in a shoe.
04:52He was wearing a shoe.
04:53He was doing the ceremony.
04:53He hit me with the shoe.
04:55You are a very bad brother-in-law.
05:01That's fine.
05:01The boy was lame.
05:02That's why I brought it.
05:05These are dirty clothes.
05:06Shut up.
05:07Come inside.
05:08Very good.
05:08Get out.
05:09Very good, son.
05:11You will make a lot of progress.
05:12A lot.
05:13Get lost.
05:14Take this bottle too.
05:15Go inside.
05:16Take this black cloth too.
05:17Very good.
05:18I don't have it.
05:19Baba ji, people take care of this inside.
05:23Very good.
05:24Very good.
05:26We are together.
05:27We are together in Farsir.
05:28Please.
05:29Please.
05:30Everything is settled there.
05:31It's time for the wedding.
05:32My entire community is here.
05:33No.
05:34No.
05:35I don't want to fight.
05:36I don't want to fight.
05:37I too have to face someone tomorrow.
05:38I have promised my elders.
05:39I am not telling you to face me.
05:40No.
05:41But I have to face you.
05:42The longer I don't get the jewellery,
05:43I can't get married.
05:44Who are you two?
05:45He was my future brother-in-law.
05:46What does he mean?
05:47He is my future brother-in-law.
05:48What does he mean?
05:49He is my future brother-in-law.
05:50What does he mean?
05:51He is my future brother-in-law.
05:52He is my future brother-in-law.
05:53He is my future brother-in-law.
05:54He is my future brother-in-law.
05:55He is my future brother-in-law.
05:56I have never been told that
05:57my friend has passed away.
05:58Why?
05:59My daughter is small.
06:00I told him I don't want any dowry.
06:01I told him to get some gold from Punjab.
06:02I told him to get some gold from Punjab.
06:03Nothing has happened.
06:04But sir, I am telling him…
06:05Sit down, child.
06:06Sit down.
06:07Sit down.
06:08Listen to me.
06:09Everything…
06:10A marriage peln, everything.
06:11Absolutely everything.
06:12Right now?
06:13Yes.
06:14I am telling him
06:15that you should get married.
06:16For what?
06:17What are you doing?
06:18I will give it to you. I will give it to you.
06:20Where? Where?
06:21I will find the thief.
06:22It has been stolen.
06:23You don't touch gold.
06:24How did the thief get it?
06:26You are not letting me touch it.
06:30Why didn't you go to the police station?
06:31Why did you come here?
06:32What will we do in the police station?
06:34Why?
06:35We have filed a report.
06:36They said, okay, you can go.
06:38We will do it.
06:38Baba has come to our house.
06:40He has stolen gold from our house thrice.
06:42Baba has found the stuff.
06:44He has found the stuff.
06:45No. No.
06:46No. No.
06:47He has made marks.
06:48He has made marks.
06:49Baba, 50 tons of gold.
06:5150 tons of gold.
06:54How much did it weigh?
06:55It must be around one ton.
06:59Baba, 50 tons is the weight.
07:02Okay, 50 tons was the weight.
07:03Who keeps 50 tons of jewellery at their house?
07:06It was a wedding yesterday.
07:07What is this, sister?
07:08Yesterday was a wedding.
07:09I had to give the jewellery to their neighbour.
07:11Okay.
07:12Okay. Okay.
07:13You had to give 50 tons of jewellery together.
07:16Sister, I had a bracelet.
07:18Yes.
07:18I had a gullu band.
07:19I had bangles.
07:20I had a stick.
07:21I had a dance.
07:22I had bangles and a dance.
07:23Yes.
07:24I had to mix all these things.
07:26He is not doing anything.
07:27We are giving it to you.
07:34Baba, 50 tons of jewellery.
07:35Yes.
07:36It was stolen.
07:37Who took it?
07:38He has come.
07:39He is asking me who took it.
07:41Sister had told you to give the jewellery to us.
07:44He is asking you to give 50 tons of jewellery and 50 tons of jewellery.
07:47I will give you everything.
07:48I will give you everything.
07:48Baba, give me everything.
07:50You have stolen everything.
07:52You have stolen everything.
07:54You have stolen everything.
07:58You have stolen everything.
08:00Baba, you are great.
08:03Yes, Baba.
08:06The pot is moving.
08:09Baba, where are you?
08:10Yes.
08:14The child has reached.
08:15Child.
08:16The person who has stolen it..
08:18..his image is in front of us.
08:20Thin and thin like youth.
08:24Baba, is there any other symbol?
08:28His face is very sharp.
08:33Baba, get him married.
08:35He will get the jewellery.
08:37Get him married.
08:38He is wearing gold.
08:40Oh, I see.
08:42Baba, he is saying that he has stolen it.
08:44Hey, what is the matter?
08:46He has stolen the gold.
08:48Yes.
08:48He is blaming the thief.
08:50Baba, what is this marriage?
08:51We don't want gold.
08:52Our sister is like gold.
08:55Baba, we don't want it.
08:57We won't go without it.
08:58Okay.
08:59Why are you beating us?
09:01I think that you shouldn't fight at home.
09:04Yes.
09:04Baba, do me a favour.
09:06I mean, you should get married.
09:08Why should I get married?
09:09Who is he?
09:10Greetings.
09:11Greetings.
09:12Sit down, son.
09:14Give it to me. Give it to me.
09:15Polish it.
09:20Sit down, son.
09:25Baba, I am a simple, rich and noble man.
09:31Baba, we were leading a good life.
09:35We were leading a good life.
09:38Okay.
09:39But suddenly, my wife passed away.
09:43Oh, no.
09:44Was she number seven?
09:47Baba, a single man also has a life.
09:50Yes.
09:50I want to get married.
09:55You are lucky that you have got an apple.
10:02If you keep your wife in a box, you will never have to wear that dress.
10:06I understood.
10:08Yes.
10:08You want to get married to Baba.
10:17Look..
10:18But he has passed away.
10:19But he is no longer a judge.
10:20I don't have any objection.
10:22For me..
10:28You should give me the apple.
10:31Give it to Baba.
10:33Give me a pair of pants. I have two more here.
10:38Give it back.
10:39Give it back.
10:41Baba, I want to get married.
10:43Okay.
10:43Baba, whenever I get married..
10:46..my first wife's soul..
10:49..ruins my eyes.
10:52If you are barefoot, can't you talk to me?
10:57Baba, I have come to you.
10:59Yes.
11:00Baba, I have come to you.
11:01Yes.
11:02And you hide the good ones in my bag.
11:07Do you know something?
11:08Your condition has improved.
11:12You will have to come to the room.
11:15Do it, Baba. Call him immediately.
11:16The problem will be solved.
11:17I am doing it, child.
11:19Come.
11:21Come.
11:22Baba.
11:23Oh, God.
11:24Oh, God.
11:25Oh, God.
11:27One minute. What happened?
11:28What happened?
11:29Mother-in-law, don't wear it.
11:31I am not tired.
11:32I am not tired yet.
11:36Mother-in-law.
11:36Yes.
11:37You will have a headache. It is very hot.
11:38Mother-in-law, stop it.
11:42I am not tired yet.
11:45Sit. Sit.
11:46Sit, child.
11:46Sit. Sit.
11:47Sit.
11:48Where is Baba?
11:49Sit.
11:49I am scared.
11:51What is this? What is happening?
11:52Oh, God.
11:54I am in trouble.
11:55Okay.
11:56My luck is not in my favour.
11:59Why?
11:59I was not obedient.
12:01Okay.
12:02I didn't do any work.
12:03Okay.
12:04I didn't cook tea.
12:06I didn't cook food.
12:07Lift your arm. Lift your arm.
12:09I didn't take a machine.
12:11I didn't iron clothes.
12:13I didn't wear a coat.
12:15Okay.
12:15I said, Baba, do it.
12:17I did it.
12:20I didn't make a cup of tea.
12:22Now I will make tea for your entire family.
12:26Tell him to knead the dough.
12:29He won't knead the dough.
12:31He has left the 40 kg dough.
12:34Oh, God.
12:35He is our son-in-law.
12:36No. No.
12:39Mother-in-law, lift your arm.
12:41Stretch it.
12:42Come on, mother.
12:43You must be tired.
12:44I am not tired, Sharda.
12:47I am not tired.
12:48It is good that you opened a massage centre.
12:52Baba, listen to me.
12:55You have given me a lot of money.
12:56I will do it twice.
12:58Let her say.
12:59You won't get a daughter-in-law like her.
13:01You tell me to make tea.
13:03I make tea all day.
13:04You tell me to make flatbread.
13:06I make flatbread all day.
13:07You tell me to massage.
13:09I massage all day.
13:10You won't get a daughter-in-law like her.
13:11I don't want a daughter-in-law like her.
13:13She says that I make tea for free.
13:18Mother-in-law.
13:19Yes.
13:19You gave money to this man.
13:21Yes, I gave it to him.
13:22To get me treated.
13:24Yes.
13:26Yes.
13:28Cut it.
13:29Azhar, cut it.
13:30Azhar.
13:31Yes.
13:32I have brought the police.
13:33Why?
13:33Hurry up.
13:34I have shared the pin location with you.
13:36I had told you that mother-in-law gave money to a man..
13:39..to get me treated.
13:40Okay, let's go.
13:41First of all, we have to go to the police station.
13:43Why?
13:44He is a man.
13:46Okay.
13:47But there is no need to bring the police.
13:48Child, delay the police a little.
13:51The patient is still sitting.
13:52Wait. Wait. Wait.
13:53One minute.
13:54I think he is agreeing.
13:56How much money will you give?
13:57I think I will return two lakhs, child.
13:59If you want to promise, I will leave my work.
14:01He is giving two lakhs.
14:02He is saying that he will leave his work if you promise.
14:06Five lakhs.
14:07Okay, I will take five lakhs as well.
14:09But he is saying that you have to promise..
14:11..that you will not do this work again.
14:12Okay, fine.
14:13I will go to the police station and tell them..
14:15..that I will open the rickshaw again.
14:16You can open it here.
14:17When the rickshaw was closed, you didn't take a bath.
14:21This means that you are a fraud.
14:23I have heard a lot about you.
14:25You are great, child.
14:27What great? I am not getting the spirit.
14:29Your work will definitely be done, child.
14:31The spirit will be present.
14:32Sir, I have an idea.
14:33What?
14:34I will get her engaged here itself.
14:36Check if the spirit is present or not.
14:37You have an idea, but I don't have a daughter.
14:44It is not necessary that you have a daughter.
14:47You can have an aunt as well.
14:51By the way, I have a mother-in-law.
14:52But aunty, I don't want to get married to a young girl.
14:56I just want to watch the drama.
14:58I hope the spirit is present.
15:00By the way, we have to make the drama of the engagement, child.
15:03You become the father of the boy and you become the father of the girl.
15:07We have a daughter there and a daughter here as well.
15:10When did you break there and when did you break here?
15:13I will make him the father of the boy.
15:15Come, let's see the proposal first.
15:17Yes, come.
15:18Yes, fix the date, child.
15:19By the grace of God, it is a very auspicious time.
15:21The engagement is about to take place.
15:23Come, let's go.
15:24You too.
15:25Your daughter will be happy.
15:27Come, let's go.
15:27Congratulations.
15:30Where will the ring come from?
15:31We will solve the problem, child.
15:33Okay, press it a little.
15:34But leave it at home.
15:36It has affected me.
15:39Take this.
15:40Yes, sir.
15:41Get me a ring, child.
15:45Sir, I have brought the entire box.
15:47Is it?
15:51What is this?
15:53Sir, look at this. This is my box.
15:55Is this your box?
15:58Yes, it is my box.
15:58Open it.
15:59No, I didn't steal it.
16:01He is my brother-in-law.
16:03No, no, I didn't steal anything.
16:06I am not a thief.
16:07Brother, give me the ring for five minutes.
16:09Let the soul come.
16:10Look here, child.
16:11Even if you bring the police, you won't find a son-in-law like him.
16:14Bring the Diwa.
16:16Okay, give it. Let's see if the soul comes or not.
16:19Look here, I have brought your Diwa.
16:21My sister will look so beautiful.
16:23Not now.
16:24Hirza, this is fine.
16:25Not now.
16:26Not now.
16:27Now everything belongs to Hirza.
16:33Sir, I am trying to get the ring.
16:35The soul won't come.
16:36At your age, you won't find a father-in-law like him.
16:39Don't worry about the ring.
16:41We will sit and see.
16:42Mangani, whether the soul comes or not,
16:45I am very happy for Mangani.
16:47By the way, if you try to get the ring, the soul will come.
16:50What?
16:51Where?
16:52I don't know.
16:53I will try to get the ring.
16:55Try to get the ring.
16:56It is possible that the soul has gone somewhere.
16:58Our Mangani is here.
16:59Brother, let's go.
17:00Get the ring, child.
17:04There she is.
17:05There she is.
17:06She didn't come.
17:06No.
17:07He wasn't doing this drama just to get Mangani.
17:10I think the marriage will take place later.
17:12I think the girl will come later.
17:17I want to marry a young girl.
17:20I will get you engaged.
17:22When?
17:22Now, Mangani.
17:24You are all witnesses.
17:26Yes, we are witnesses.
17:27So what?
17:28They will tie your legs instead of our girl.
17:30Yes.
17:31Your girl is here too.
17:32Okay.
17:42I didn't come to scare you today.
17:44Then?
17:45I came to congratulate you.
17:46Really?
17:47Your bad soul is free.
17:49Get married to a witch.
17:56Viewers, we will take a short break.
17:57We will meet again after the break.
18:05Welcome back, viewers.
18:06Viewers, we have with us the wrestler and his fan.
18:11Let's talk to him.
18:12Greetings.
18:13Greetings.
18:15Thank God, I am fine.
18:16How are you?
18:17I am fine.
18:18Is that so?
18:19How is the wrestling going on these days?
18:20Very good.
18:22Thank God.
18:23Thank God, I got some good news from you.
18:25Otherwise, there is no good news about wrestling in Pakistan.
18:28No, it's not that.
18:30It's the wrong news about wrestling.
18:32I see.
18:33It's being spread.
18:36Yes.
18:36That's what I think.
18:37Okay.
18:38But there are wrestlers like Nadeem, the chairman.
18:43Yes.
18:43Al-Pakistan.
18:44Yes.
18:45He is doing a good job.
18:47It's a good thing.
18:48He is a man who cares for others.
18:51Why are you calling him Farba?
18:53I am not calling him Farba.
18:54Okay.
18:54He is a man who cares for others.
18:58He is a good man.
18:59He has been suffering from the beginning.
19:02Oh, no.
19:03He has been in a lot of pain.
19:05Really?
19:06Yes.
19:06He had a wrestling match.
19:08That's why he lost the match.
19:10Oh, no.
19:11He is in pain.
19:12He has been in a lot of pain.
19:14He has been in a lot of pain.
19:15You know, when a man stops exercising
19:19if he has been exercising for a decade
19:22he is in pain when he doesn't exercise.
19:26He is in pain when he doesn't exercise.
19:31He is in pain when he doesn't exercise.
19:37Yes, it happens.
19:39You must be putting a lot of effort.
19:40No, no, no.
19:41I don't know.
19:43You must be putting a lot of effort.
19:46What kind of a man are you?
19:48I don't know.
19:49What do you mean?
19:50It's a wrestling match.
19:51Why are you calling him Farba?
19:54He said, you are here.
19:55He said, I don't know.
19:57I don't know.
19:59He is Gurudev.
20:01Yes.
20:02We met him in a wrestling match.
20:04Yes.
20:04It was a wrestling match.
20:06He said, hold this.
20:07We met him in a wrestling match.
20:08He is the same Gurudev
20:09with whom he had a wrestling match.
20:12Is that so?
20:12No, no.
20:13I don't think so.
20:16What do you do on a daily basis?
20:18I eat sweets.
20:20Hey, hey, wait.
20:21Wait a minute.
20:22You are a cheap man.
20:25You are a cheap man.
20:27What?
20:27You are a cheap man.
20:29I have been to many places.
20:31Yes.
20:32My caliphs have given me a lot of oil.
20:34What oil did they give you?
20:35I made my own oil in Angujarhala.
20:38What oil?
20:39Quran Masaj Centre.
20:40I don't want that.
20:43What?
20:44The massages in the streets.
20:46Yes, yes.
20:46I don't want massages.
20:48As he said, these small massages centres.
20:50So, Mr. Haroon, if someone has not taken proper training,
20:53if they press your vein that shouldn't have been pressed,
20:56can there be a problem?
20:57Actually, let me tell you something.
20:59Often when people have a brain hemorrhage
21:02or a problem with the brain
21:04that the clots have gone into the head,
21:06because of that,
21:07when you go to the doctor,
21:09the first question they ask you,
21:12they take a history.
21:13There is a very dangerous thing in that.
21:15They ask if you have been massaged from somewhere.
21:18Oh.
21:18That is, when they massage your neck and back,
21:22those who do not know about the massage,
21:24that clot can also be created
21:26and it can also go into the brain.
21:28That is, the massage that you are telling,
21:31the way they are open,
21:32these are very shady places.
21:34Once I did a Bai'at.
21:35Yes.
21:36The masseur came and said,
21:37do it, do it, do it.
21:40He ran and got scared and left.
21:45He ran like crazy.
21:47A firecracker went behind him and he ran.
21:50Okay, okay.
21:51I went and gave him a car massage.
21:53Okay.
21:53Then he started the massage.
21:55He did it, he did it, he did it, he did it.
21:58Oh.
21:59I am Baloch.
22:00What is it?
22:01What is it?
22:01What is it?
22:02What is it?
22:02I am Baloch.
22:03What happened?
22:04Okay, Mr. Baloch is saying,
22:05Yes.
22:06He is absolutely right.
22:07Okay.
22:07A lot of people have been robbed.
22:09He said, I didn't hear anything.
22:11Yes.
22:12He said, I am not Baloch.
22:14No, no, no, no.
22:15Money.
22:17He said, give me money.
22:18There was a sale of everything there.
22:20Sale?
22:21Yes.
22:23I used to sell everything to the kids.
22:26Okay, he took the money too.
22:28He said, give me money.
22:29Yes.
22:30He said, give me my money.
22:31Your money?
22:33He said, give me your number.
22:34He took the money.
22:36He did one more thing.
22:37What?
22:38He took a picture of the money and said,
22:40I have taken it.
22:42Look at this.
22:44Okay, let me tell you one more thing.
22:46He is absolutely right.
22:47Be very careful with this.
22:50I don't talk about everyone.
22:53There must be some good people.
22:54They are good for pressing.
22:56But many times, they really press you in such a way
22:59that a person becomes unconscious.
23:01Oh God.
23:01And cell phone, money, mobile.
23:03And people don't come to their senses for a long time.
23:05And people think that because they had a massage,
23:08they are sleeping.
23:10Sir, don't press too hard.
23:11We are very trained.
23:13I think this has happened.
23:14What?
23:14A few days back,
23:16that boy told me that I was getting my hair cut.
23:20The boy said, let me press your legs a little.
23:25I said, please.
23:27When he was applying pressure,
23:28I said, this pressure is too much.
23:30But do you know?
23:31When you come to a place,
23:32your manliness also hurts a little.
23:36It happens.
23:37He was pressing very hard.
23:38But I was tolerating it a little.
23:40He said, the pressure is fine.
23:42And the funny thing is that
23:44God knows which veins he pressed.
23:46Oh God.
23:47After the haircut,
23:48when I went to the car,
23:50two people were holding hands.
23:53We apply oil on our hair.
23:55Yes.
23:55Believe me.
23:56We apply it on our shoulders.
23:59We apply it on our shoulders.
24:01I see.
24:01Yes. It hurts a little.
24:03Yes.
24:03They say, it tires you out.
24:05Wow.
24:06There was a fight in the house.
24:07What?
24:08What?
24:08Yes.
24:09He applied oil on his hands.
24:11I have high blood pressure.
24:13We have a lot of tricks.
24:14You shouldn't do it.
24:16Really?
24:16For that..
24:17You shouldn't get married.
24:18You shouldn't get married.
24:19Yes.
24:20You shouldn't buy groceries for your husband.
24:23What does it have to do with this oil?
24:25I said, in three days,
24:26you will be in love.
24:27What?
24:28With this oil.
24:29Yes.
24:29If the weather is bad,
24:30you won't be able to apply it in two days.
24:32Yes.
24:32You will apply it in the room
24:33and you will be in love.
24:38This is also a trick.
24:40Yes.
24:40This is the oil for the hair.
24:41This is for the eyes.
24:43This is for the forehead.
24:44And this is for the forehead.
24:47But all these bottles are the same.
24:49How do you know which one is which?
24:50I think it's our job.
24:51I don't know where it is.
24:52Do you have any oil
24:54that gives instant pain relief?
24:56I have pickle oil.
24:57Do you want to apply it?
24:59I mean, you apply it and the pain is gone.
25:03Yes.
25:03This is what happens during wrestling.
25:06It's a spray.
25:07You spray it during wrestling?
25:08Yes.
25:09You apply it on your legs.
25:12You apply it on your forehead.
25:13Yes.
25:14After a while, you get relief.
25:16Look, all the people who have applied it
25:18will get relief.
25:19Look, I don't understand
25:21which massage you do.
25:22You don't even use a deep tissue.
25:23I don't know.
25:24I will do it and show you.
25:25Do it and show me.
25:25He won't even know about deep tissue.
25:27You will know about deep tissue.
25:28No, I don't use it.
25:30I don't use it.
25:31I ask him to give me a deep tissue.
25:34You will get relief from deep tissue
25:36which is left on the end of the box.
25:42Okay, do it and show me.
25:43I don't know.
25:44Do it and show me.
25:45Is it a massage or a dance?
25:48No.
25:48Do it a little.
25:49You will know.
25:50Mr. Adon, we know about the pressure point.
25:53No one knows.
25:54I will tell you in a jiffy.
25:57I will tell you to apply pressure from there.
26:01I will go to a massage shop online.
26:03You will go to a massage shop online.
26:04I have a number.
26:06Really?
26:07Yes.
26:08I have a website as well.
26:09I have a bottle of oil there.
26:11Grandma, I am presenting you with an example.
26:14In front of your eyes.
26:15If you don't like it, then it's up to you.
26:18Your shoes and my head.
26:20Believe me.
26:21I have gone to a massage shop.
26:23I will do it again.
26:23Your massage is amazing.
26:25Do it and show me.
26:25Which massage do you want me to do?
26:27Look, I won't hurt you.
26:30Okay.
26:31It's a secret.
26:33Look at this shoulder.
26:36All your muscles are here.
26:45This is the pressure point.
26:48It's coming up.
26:49It will go up after two minutes.
26:51Did you bring the jacket?
26:52Look at this.
26:53Look at this.
26:55What happened?
26:56Oh, God! It's a problem.
26:59What happened, wrestler?
27:01I don't know.
27:02What happened?
27:03It's a problem.
27:06Put your arms down.
27:07It's a problem.
27:09I can't do it.
27:10Look at this. It's going up.
27:11Why?
27:12He will make fun of me.
27:15Wrestler, I made a mistake.
27:19You said that it's a problem.
27:21Wrestler.
27:22Yes.
27:23You don't have to do anything.
27:24I will take you home.
27:31Viewers, we will take a short break.
27:32We will meet again after the break.
27:41Welcome back, viewers.
27:42We were talking about the shoulders.
27:44Our wrestler was here.
27:46We told him that it's important to take care of the shoulders.
27:51Don't massage them.
27:52Don't massage the shoulder blades.
27:55There is another thing.
27:57Many times, you don't realise how great something is
28:03until you are aware of it.
28:08For example,
28:09my cousin had a Rolex.
28:12It was very old and vintage.
28:14It's worth millions now.
28:16She had thrown it away.
28:17She didn't like it when I wore it.
28:20She used to wear different watches.
28:21But the day she realised that it was worth millions,
28:25she decided to sell it.
28:27She thought that she could buy a car with it.
28:30She didn't sell it on that day.
28:32But she realised that she had a great thing.
28:36Same goes with your muscles.
28:38A person who doesn't do two things,
28:40he doesn't realise what God has blessed him with.
28:43He is not using it.
28:45If he uses it, life can be beautiful.
28:49For example,
28:50when you are happy, you like everything.
28:53You like the full moon.
28:55You like the trees on the streets of Lahore.
29:00You like the night time.
29:01When you are in a bad mood,
29:02you think that there is so much traffic,
29:05this is wrong, that is wrong.
29:07You don't like anything.
29:09That's why God has given you about 600 muscles.
29:13They need two things.
29:15One is a massage and the other is exercise.
29:18I am not talking about the exercise that we think of.
29:22What do we think of as exercise?
29:24Walking.
29:25We don't use a lot of muscles while walking.
29:28Or we think of going to the gym.
29:29You lift a lot of iron.
29:34You do wrestling with iron.
29:37You think that your shoulders are getting stronger.
29:40That's not true.
29:41You have balancing muscles.
29:43For example, when I was a kid,
29:45I wanted to walk on a thin wall.
29:48I used to use balancing muscles.
29:50You don't have those.
29:51No one uses them.
29:52Then you have rotating muscles.
29:54You don't normally use rotating muscles.
29:56Yes, those who work.
29:58Those who drive a lot of screwdrivers.
30:01Mr. Haroon, I think swimming is an exercise
30:03in which all the muscles of the body are active.
30:06You don't have to take a bath while swimming.
30:10No.
30:11If you use all the muscles while swimming,
30:14most of the muscles will be fine.
30:16But if you use all the muscles,
30:18your tongue will be a problem.
30:20Actually, you know,
30:21there are exercises for the tongue as well.
30:23I see.
30:24It looks funny.
30:26But there are exercises for the tongue.
30:27People do exercises like this.
30:29It's my job.
30:30It's your job.
30:31It's everyone's job.
30:32You have to speak all day.
30:34You have to use a lot of language.
30:36You can be an interpreter.
30:37You will do it with me.
30:39This is a warm-up for the voice.
30:41Okay.
30:42When you go to some voice coaches,
30:45you will go to them and they will give you this exercise.
30:48Big people warm up their muscles
30:50before giving a speech.
30:52They warm up their tongue.
30:53For example, you roll an R.
31:02Then, for example,
31:04Wee-ha.
31:05Wee-ha.
31:08But I..
31:08He is saying, wee-ha.
31:09What?
31:10He is saying, wee-ha.
31:12You are not exercising your tongue.
31:14I am not.
31:15When you roll an R,
31:18your tongue goes like this.
31:19Your lips go like this.
31:21Your cords go like this.
31:24Okay.
31:24One more thing.
31:25Like Charlie's issue.
31:26His words are not clear.
31:28Yes.
31:29So, you have to keep a pencil in your mouth
31:32and try to speak clearly.
31:34Okay.
31:35The more you exercise..
31:37Everyone is talking about simplicity.
31:38He has a pencil in his mouth.
31:40Okay, Mr. Haroon.
31:42Some people have a habit of grinding their teeth.
31:45Yes, absolutely.
31:46They face a lot of problems while speaking.
31:48They face a lot of problems.
31:49And do you know how strong your teeth are
31:51when you grind your teeth?
31:52Mr. Agha.
31:53It is very strong.
31:54I am going to tear the pencil.
31:57What should I do?
31:58I am going to tear the pencil.
31:59Mr. Salim, don't you also tear your neck?
32:04You put 100 kgs of weight in your jaw
32:07when you chew.
32:08When you chew, you put 100 kgs of weight in your jaw.
32:12You put 100 kgs of weight in your jaw.
32:15100 kgs?
32:16Yes.
32:17Even here?
32:18Yes.
32:19You put 100 kgs of weight in your jaw?
32:20Yes.
32:20I don't have 3 feet.
32:22You put 100 kgs of weight in your jaw.
32:23Male and female both.
32:24Your muscle goes up like this.
32:26And when it pulls..
32:27Yes.
32:27When you chew,
32:29you can imagine that 200 pounds..
32:32Oh.
32:33I mean, it is a big animal
32:34that you put 100 kgs of weight on your teeth.
32:38You shouldn't even grind your teeth.
32:40There is a cushioning of the teeth.
32:42It gets damaged.
32:43Some people can't control it.
32:45They do it while sleeping.
32:47You should go to a doctor for that.
32:50Because it means that your jaw muscle
32:52is twitching.
32:53Yes.
32:54They twitch while sleeping.
32:55Yes.
32:57It becomes habitual.
32:58There is involuntary movement while sleeping.
33:01Yes.
33:01They don't know.
33:02The reason for that is
33:04anxiety and depression.
33:06They grind their teeth.
33:07Or they do it because of some medication.
33:10What about snoring?
33:12What is snoring?
33:13They snore a lot.
33:15They give directions.
33:16They lock the door.
33:17They open the door.
33:19Really?
33:19They keep the keys here.
33:20Yes.
33:21That's a different thing.
33:23No.
33:23There was a boy who slept at night.
33:26He used to do that.
33:27Yes.
33:28He used to do that.
33:30He used to do that during the day.
33:32Raghav Singh thought he was sleeping.
33:36People who talk while sleeping
33:38mean that they are very tired.
33:40I see.
33:41They haven't slept enough.
33:43They don't sleep for 7-8 hours a day.
33:46And snoring is a dangerous thing.
33:48I see.
33:49Excessive snoring
33:52means that it relaxes their breath.
33:56If you put a piece of paper in front of your mouth
33:58and blow on it, it will make a sound.
34:00It will make a sound.
34:00It means that the diaphragm
34:02from which the breath is coming
34:04is making a sound.
34:05It shouldn't make a sound.
34:06It means that it is relaxing.
34:08When you are sleeping,
34:09your muscles work.
34:11Your heart is a muscle.
34:12It works.
34:12It shouldn't relax.
34:14If your diaphragm is relaxing,
34:16if it is relaxing,
34:17then you have to sleep.
34:19You should study your sleep for that.
34:21There is a good film on speech therapy.
34:23The King's Speech.
34:24The King's Speech.
34:25Believe me, he is great.
34:27He rang the bell and said,
34:27Mr. Danish, you are a very intelligent man.
34:31My wife fights with me a lot.
34:33He said, there is a film on speech therapy.
34:36Some people make promises for free.
34:39They make promises for 10-18 animals.
34:42How do they do it in one mouth?
34:43Shall I tell you?
34:46Tell us about the exercise of the eyes.
34:47Tell us about the eyes.
34:48The muscles of the eyes.
34:49Yes.
34:50When you read a book,
34:53even one or two pages,
34:54they move 10,000 times.
34:56Oh.
34:56God has given it such power
34:58that it doesn't get tired.
34:59Even the tongue doesn't get tired.
35:00Wow.
35:01Even the tongue doesn't get tired.
35:02By the way, the eyes get tired
35:03by using the mobile phone a lot.
35:05Actually, the brain gets tired
35:06which is interpreting it.
35:08Wow.
35:09It gets tired.
35:09Have you ever heard anyone say,
35:12this puppet is not getting up.
35:13It is very tired.
35:15Mr. Agha had kept a pencil in his mouth.
35:17He ate it and said, give me one more.
35:18It is very tiring.
35:20Wow.
35:22Viewers, it is time for a short break.
35:24Don't go anywhere.
35:24We will meet after the break.
35:32Welcome back, viewers.
35:34Yes, Irza Khan.
35:35Goga eats the paan with fragrance.
35:36I think he eats the paan with fire.
35:38What do you think about Goga?
35:40He eats the paan with fragrance.
35:42Really?
35:42People say, eat it.
35:43You smell it.
35:46Mr. Haroon, I have a favourite paan
35:48which has lime, jackfruit, mustard and fennel seeds.
35:51Wow.
35:52What a delicious paan.
35:53No, mustard and fennel seeds.
35:55Fennel seeds are for Shalwar.
35:59There are songs on the paan.
36:00He eats the paan with fragrance.
36:02It is a very good song.
36:04There are many songs. Which is the second one?
36:06That is also there.
36:07He eats the paan with fragrance.
36:10Although, it looks like poison.
36:12Mr. Agha, when I came here in the beginning
36:14you used to eat one paan every day.
36:17Now, you have left it.
36:18I have left it.
36:19Why?
36:19You have done a very good job.
36:21This is an example.
36:24Do you know that when you eat paan
36:27you stop opening your mouth?
36:28What?
36:29Yes, you should go to the hospital.
36:31There are people whose jaws are locked.
36:34Because of the paan.
36:35Yes, because of the paan.
36:36Their jaws are locked.
36:37Sir, Mr. Agha doesn't eat paan.
36:40Why?
36:41He doesn't give it to the shopkeeper.
36:42Yes.
36:47I am not at fault that he insulted me.
36:49Yes.
36:50But if he proves his innocence..
36:53Mr. Rajesh, has it ever happened that while eating paan
36:55the plate got stuck in your moustache?
36:56Do you want it?
36:57No.
37:00Mr. Agha has a big mouth.
37:01So, I think he can eat one paan on his left, one on his right
37:04one under his thumb, one under his tongue.
37:06He can eat five paans.
37:08I think he is so big that you haven't seen your face yet.
37:13Believe me, you can't see your face.
37:16Pindi is 72 kilometres away.
37:18Mr. Agha, usually, when you give up one bad habit
37:22you develop a new bad habit.
37:24Do you have a new bad habit?
37:26No, I don't think so.
37:28Okay.
37:29I swear.
37:30Sir, there are many places where paan is eaten in large quantities.
37:33Like Lucknow and Karachi.
37:35Lucknow..
37:36You have gone too far.
37:39Sir, in some places, paan is eaten in large quantities.
37:43Sir, it is eaten a lot in Texas.
37:45Texas?
37:46Yes, in Texas.
37:47Where is it?
37:48In America.
37:49Is it eaten by whites?
37:50Yes, it is eaten by whites.
37:51If you pay attention, in western films
37:54they usually have something in their mouth.
37:56Like a gun.
37:57Chewing tobacco.
37:58Chewing tobacco.
38:00But they don't have that red colour.
38:02Yes, they don't have that red colour.
38:03It is of different colours.
38:04The more they wear clothes, the more red it is.
38:06Singers eat paan a lot.
38:08This trend is because when you go to a teacher to learn
38:12you look up to him.
38:14His style, his clothes, his style.
38:16You have seen that since Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan passed away
38:20all our teachers do the same hand movements.
38:23Yes.
38:24As he used to do.
38:25They sit the same way.
38:26They sit the same way.
38:27So this is not a bad thing.
38:28When you like someone so much
38:30you do what you want.
38:31You do your face, your looks, the way you like it.
38:34And the other day, I was watching something beautiful.
38:36I saw two fathers.
38:37One father had a birthmark on his son's body.
38:42And he wanted to become a swimmer.
38:44But he was very worried about his birthmark.
38:47And he used to say that he couldn't become one.
38:49So his father got him tattooed
38:51and got the same birthmark tattooed on his body.
38:54And he went swimming with him.
38:56And one father, whose son had a brain operation
39:00and had a surgery,
39:02his son used to cry because of the surgery mark.
39:05So he got the same mark tattooed on his son's head.
39:09So when you love someone so much
39:13you want to become like them.
39:15That's why people eat betel leaves when they see singers.
39:18Otherwise, a mulathi is very good for the throat.
39:20Amanat, did you hear what Haroon said?
39:22A vermillion is very beneficial for the throat.
39:25I didn't hear that.
39:26Amanat, did you hear what Haroon said?
39:28Amanat, did you hear what Haroon said?
39:30Amanat went to a concert.
39:31The promoter gave him five to seven betel leaves.
39:33Why?
39:34He said, keep it in your mouth.
39:34People will think that you are not singing properly
39:36because of the betel leaves.
39:39Ali, what do you think about betel leaves?
39:41I don't know what betel leaves are available in other countries.
39:43But in Faisalabad, sweet betel leaves are very good.
39:46Oh, so Faisalabad is also considered a country.
39:50Faisalabad and Lahore say that there is no currency here.
39:55People went to Lahore after seeing the police.
39:57I said, why?
39:58He said, they have brought a donkey.
40:06Let's go to the audience.
40:07Come.
40:08Yes.
40:08Greetings.
40:09Greetings.
40:10I am a big fan of all the comedians.
40:14Especially, Mr. Arzu.
40:15I watch you a lot.
40:17Dear, you can watch as much as he is old.
40:22You look so beautiful today.
40:24Instead of praising his haircut, what are you talking about?
40:27Can't you see his beautiful haircut?
40:30I want to dedicate this share to my husband.
40:34He is my husband.
40:35Okay, you have come with us.
40:36Tell us.
40:37I am in a strange condition without you.
40:40I can't live without you.
40:42Oh, wow.
40:44Very nice.
40:45Very nice.
40:46Very nice.
40:47What a lucky man.
40:49Very nice.
40:50Who is next?
40:51Greetings.
40:52Greetings.
40:53My name is Shafia Dawood.
40:54Shafia Dawood.
40:55And I want to sing a song.
40:58Okay, sing.
41:23The one who left, had everything
41:28There was no disloyalty
41:32That the world was the shade of the sun
41:46There was no separation
41:50He was my companion
41:54Very nice.
41:58Next.
41:59Greetings.
42:00Greetings.
42:01My name is Zeeshan.
42:02I have come from Ali Hussainabad.
42:05Wow.
42:05And I have a question for Mr. Agha.
42:08Yes.
42:08Sir, my question is that
42:11every person has a favourite person.
42:14Whether it is an idol or whatever.
42:16Sir, who is your favourite person in your life?
42:19Who is your favourite person?
42:21Other than your wife.
42:22Yes.
42:22Sir, all the small comedians like us
42:27You must be the smallest.
42:28He is the only one.
42:30Mr. Amanullah.
42:30Oh, wow.
42:31Wow, Mr. Amanullah.
42:35There is no bigger comedian than him in Pakistan.
42:38There won't be.
42:39Agha, he is undoubtedly a king.
42:41Yes.
42:42Other than him..
42:43Out of the living ones.
42:44Out of the living ones, I like Salim Al-Baila.
42:48You like Salim Al-Baila, not your brother-in-law.
42:50I thought the same.
42:54Mr. Amanullah, we were talking about Mr. Amanullah.
42:56Tell me, in his life, did he give you any advice
43:01that you have followed in life?
43:02He told me not to make fun of any other religion.
43:06Wow.
43:06I have to respect all religions.
43:08This is very good.
43:10Very good.
43:10Very good.
43:11Very good.
43:13Does anyone else remember any advice of their elders?
43:15Yes, I remember.
43:16Yes, tell me.
43:17My father used to tell me to always help others.
43:20Whenever I am in trouble, I should help others.
43:24Wow.
43:25You should have asked me for Rs. 200.
43:28If father had advised her,
43:31can't she ask father for Rs. 200?
43:34If someone can't cross the road,
43:36I can hold his hand and help him cross the road.
43:38Stop it. I was having fun.
43:41I like one thing about elders.
43:44What?
43:44They say, whether you reach someone's happiness or not,
43:47you should reach someone's sorrow.
43:49This is very good.
43:50This is a good thing.
43:51Very good.
43:51My brother, Rayleigh,
43:53the last time, he used to say in his routine..
43:56He didn't say anything to you.
43:57He used to say that you were his granddaughter.
43:59No, he used to say in his routine that
44:01he made a big mistake.
44:04He used to ask me when I was going home.
44:06He used to say, what do you think of this boy?
44:07I don't know. He keeps roaming around here.
44:10Gokha, you were saying that he..
44:12Your father.
44:13Yes, he used to say that hospitality..
44:15Don't wash your face.
44:17Yes.
44:18He used to say that hospitality..
44:19You should leave the house when he comes.
44:21Leave my house.
44:22Because the guests have to eat at home.
44:24He keeps roaming around.
44:25You tell him.
44:27You tell him.
44:28He used to say that hospitality is a must.
44:31It's a very good thing.
44:32And he has kept it.
44:33Yes.
44:34He is a guest.
44:34If he comes to Burki, he has to return it.
44:38Didn't your father try?
44:39My father had said..
44:40Don't insult the guests.
44:43My father is a generous man.
44:45Amen.
44:46He used to say that..
44:47Whenever there is a fight, try not to hurt your parents.
44:51So that no one gets hurt because of you.
44:54He used to say that he will give me whatever I ask for.
44:57Gokha's father had advised me.
44:59I don't want to be a father in front of anyone.
45:01Mr. Dhani, you are an intellectual man.
45:04What advice did you give your children?
45:06He told them that if they want to take someone forward for me..
45:10..then they should start with the fifth generation.
45:13And son, you are the seventh generation.
45:17Anyway, I leave the same advice for my children..
45:20..that my father had left for me.
45:21And he used to say..
45:22In fact, he used to set an example that..
45:24..today's work should not be left for tomorrow or the day after.
45:28It should be completed today.
45:29Mr. Agha and Mr. Walid have also said something to him.
45:32Yes.
45:32Mr. Walid, how do you know about me?
45:35He was my uncle.
45:36Yes, one more.
45:38He used to say, son, don't burden anyone all your life.
45:41I know how much I love you.
45:46Viewers, this was today's show.
45:47We will meet you in the next show.
45:49Take care.
45:50Goodbye.