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00:00Hoshi Aryan, Hoshi Aryan

00:03Welcome back, viewers.

00:03In the break, we have Donald Bump.

00:07Huh?

00:08Donald Bump?

00:09Yes, Bump.

00:10Bump?

00:11Bump.

00:11Bump?

00:12Yes, yes, Bump.

00:13Why? Is there a bump in him?

00:15I don't know. Let's talk to him.

00:16Greetings.

00:17Hello, Mr. Haroon.

00:19Yes, yes, hello.

00:20Pleasure, pleasure to be on Hoshi Aryan.

00:23How are you?

00:24I'm good, I'm good.

00:25Come here, come here.

00:26I'm good, I'm good.

00:28Come here.

00:28I'm good.

00:30Come to the court.

00:31Have a seat.

00:32This is his habit, you know.

00:34Actually, when you shake hands with someone,

00:38it tells a lot about you.

00:39Absolutely.

00:40Okay?

00:41So, there are a lot of people

00:43who shake hands like this.

00:45So, you're not dominating.

00:48You shake hands like this, you're dominating.

00:50Then, after that, some people shake hands

00:53and pull you towards them.

00:54Yes, exactly.

00:55To dominate.

00:57So, he's one of them.

00:58Justin Trudeau was a good match for him.

01:00He was pulling him a lot.

01:02He wasn't moving from his place.

01:04Okay, congratulations.

01:06That you have won.

01:07And the things that you've signed,

01:09the orders that you've signed,

01:11one or two of them are very good.

01:13Absolutely.

01:13The changes that you've made in schools for kids,

01:17so that they're taught the right things

01:19regarding genders,

01:21you've done a good job.

01:22Yes, yes.

01:22And the other thing,

01:23the way you were so angry at TikTok

01:25that they're banning it.

01:27Thank you so much.

01:28You didn't let it get banned.

01:29It got banned and then unbanned.

01:31And I think it was just a political move of theirs.

01:34Okay, they almost did it for 12 hours.

01:35Actually, they're in a lot of danger

01:37from China right now.

01:38Yes.

01:39China is everywhere right now.

01:43And what you think can't happen.

01:45China will do it for you.

01:47That's right.

01:48When they built the biggest dam in the world,

01:50the spin of the world,

01:51it had an effect on it.

01:52I mean, it's very minor,

01:53but it affected a bit.

01:56Now they've announced a bigger dam than that.

01:58Yes, they've announced a bigger dam than that.

02:00And it's such a dam that no one can even think of building it.

02:02And they're even starting it.

02:04The spin came from the previous dam.

02:06From this dam, mark my words,

02:08there will be a swing.

02:09Okay, one thing is said about you

02:11that you have a lot of arrogance.

02:12Is this true?

02:13Yes.

02:14This seems very much erased.

02:18Tell me, why have you become so less irritable?

02:22Because of my election campaign,

02:25in that, in the sun, again and again,

02:27I became this much.

02:28In the sun, again and again.

02:30Okay, he purposely keeps his face like this.

02:33Why?

02:33Okay, there are two reasons for that.

02:35To look funny?

02:36No, not to look funny.

02:37That I mean business.

02:38And that...

02:40And although he's not,

02:41he's a big...

02:42I mean, his close friends,

02:44the people who know him, meet him,

02:46his close friends,

02:46they write in books that he's a very funny man.

02:49Okay.

02:49He talks very funny things.

02:50That means you can hire him in Musharia.

02:54He has a lot of talent for Musharia.

02:55When he was fired, he showed a lot of courage.

02:57He passed through the sun through his ears.

02:59And he did this.

03:00And the reason for the bullet to go to his ears.

03:02Yes.

03:03What was the reason for the bullet to go to his ears?

03:04Salty.

03:04Sir, his ears didn't fly.

03:06Yes, his ears didn't fly.

03:06Yes, or else he would have been an ear-cutting Trump.

03:09So, Mr. Saleem saw it and gave it to him.

03:11You saw it and gave it to him?

03:12No, no, it wasn't me.

03:13It was someone else.

03:14I brought it for him.

03:17Okay, it seems that you and Elon Musk...

03:20Trump says that he likes the one who's a fool.

03:25I love the one who's a fool.

03:28I love Shariya.

03:30It's amazing.

03:32Azim Vicky's mouth is like a rotten doughnut.

03:37What?

03:39What do you want?

03:42What an item!

03:44Trust can become famous.

03:46Work on one advice.

03:48What?

03:49Stop singing.

03:51Then how will he become famous if he stops singing?

03:53People will give examples of how honest a singer he is.

03:56He stopped singing.

03:59People sing songs and people hear them.

04:00Once more, once more.

04:02Trust sings a song and people hear it.

04:03No more, no more.

04:05Shut up, shut up.

04:06Stop it, stop it.

04:07Trump will say, I want to eat leaves.

04:10Okay, why have you tightened the immigration policies so much?

04:13Because I want America to be safe.

04:16America for Americans.

04:18Have you forgotten that your mother was also an immigrant?

04:21You're half Scottish.

04:22Yes.

04:23Your three wives were not American nationals.

04:27They were also immigrants.

04:28Your three wives.

04:30You must have heard what he says.

04:34Trump, I heard there was a lot of fire.

04:37There's a lot of fire now that your father has won.

04:42He didn't tell us.

04:43Why would he tell you?

04:44The party is on fire.

04:46And I must say, America is great.

04:49Washington is the capital.

04:51But, it's a lot of fire.

04:53Oh, wow.

04:56He's praising us by bowing his head.

04:58What was the last thing you said to Joe Biden?

05:01I shook hands with Joe Biden and walked a few steps back.

05:04I said, did you check Babe's power?

05:08Your friends say that while playing golf,

05:12if you make a mistake, you say it's a rule.

05:14Because the golf course is mine.

05:16Trump says, I've heard a lot about Babe Bulleh Shah.

05:19Trump says, Shah Noor's house is on fire.

05:22Trump says, I'm going to Singapore in a Ching Chi.

05:26Trump says, there's a Baba Gandhi here.

05:28He doesn't do that.

05:29Trump says, I'm going to take Charlie with me.

05:34Trump says, Mr. Tafel said something wrong about Mr. Mehdi.

05:38Trump says, I'm going to put fruit salad on the Thokar.

05:43Love this guy.

05:44Trump has a lot of bootlickers.

05:47Charlie, you're fired.

05:49This is very funny.

05:51Trump says, I've come to Pakistan to get an operation done on my head.

05:55Trump says, I've come to Pakistan because I've received a message from Bezir Income Support.

06:00Trump says, I'm going to Naro Nair.

06:05Trump says, I want a washing machine in Pakistan.

06:10Trump says, God knows, he'll make you go crazy eating bitter gourd.

06:14Trump says, ask the boy to go get some betel leaves.

06:16He says, ask Trump for two betel leaves.

06:19Trump says, ask Gokha to get some white cream.

06:24Trump says, I'm going to eat Gokha's chickpeas.

06:28Trump says, I'm going to get a ride on a Mack.

06:31Trump says, I'm a fan of Mehdi Malik.

06:35Trump says, you get in, we're fine.

06:38Trump says, I'm going to give you a hundred and ninety.

06:41Trump says, where do you get Nantiki?

06:43Nice, that was nice.

06:47Trump says, I'm going to get a lunch.

06:50Trump says, I'm going to get a load in the morning.

06:54Love that.

06:56Trump says, let me go to Wajihwala and have some sugar.

06:59Trump says, are you dumb?

07:04Trump says, I want to drink Fika's lassi.

07:07Trump says, I'm going to roll it.

07:10Trump says, are you dumb?

07:14Trump says, I need your help.

07:16We're doing a mission to Mars.

07:18I need Azeem Vicky and Gokha Pesori with me.

07:20You want to take them to Mars?

07:22Yes.

07:24What will they do there?

07:26Establish communication with aliens.

07:28Do you think they'll be able to talk?

07:30What language do you think they speak?

07:32Punjabi, Urdu.

07:34You think they speak Punjabi?

07:36Yes.

07:38Go.

07:40What was that?

07:42Trump's agency says,

07:44get your mom's lentils.

07:46I want to volunteer for the Mars mission

07:48because I really want to go to space.

07:50You know, Arza,

07:52there's a lot of space for you.

07:54Space is open for you, but in my heart.

07:56Here.

07:58Trump and Turkey.

08:04Viewers, this is a small break.

08:07We'll be back after the break.

08:09She was your childhood love.

08:11She was your love.

08:13She wrote a poem for you.

08:15She made you wear slippers.

08:17She married you because she was your childhood love.

08:19No, she was my childhood love.

08:21I saw her when she was young.

08:23Her childhood love

08:25married her when she was young.

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