What's Inside The Horror Pack For January 2025?
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00:00I don't think anybody's been moving the movies in the morgue because the body bags are piling.
00:04What's inside the horror packs for the last several months?
00:15Well, at least they're cleared.
00:17Listed here on the front, I actually got myself two horror packs.
00:20So we're gonna be opening up collectively both of them in this video instead of doing them separately.
00:24What is the horror pack?
00:26Well, it's probably been a while since you've seen a horror pack here on this channel.
00:29Let me just run through the basics, the 411 of that.
00:31The horror pack, every single month normally, would ship four horror titles to your doorstep.
00:37With the last little strike that we had here in Canada, the Canada Post,
00:41that they had been piling up here, so now they're starting to finally trickle their way through the dam.
00:46We're gonna be, again, opening up both of these.
00:48If you guys are interested and would like to get horror movies delivered to your doorstep,
00:52your doorstep, anyone down below here, you can click certainly the link down below in the video description.
00:57We're gonna reach off to the side here.
00:59One of them actually does say January 2025.
01:01I think that's only really the time that they were cleared.
01:04This one also says January.
01:05So, again, like I don't know which month is which.
01:08But, again, there's no sense in really wasting your time.
01:10I mean, I know you guys have places you'd rather really be.
01:14We're gonna open up these together in this video.
01:16And if you have seen any of the four featured titles inside this body bag,
01:20or the ones that are suffocating in this one here,
01:24let me know down below in the comments section.
01:26I hope you guys have had yourselves, so far, a good new year.
01:29I know there's been a lot of weird stuff going on in the world in 2025.
01:33And let's just hope all of that stuff will start to clear.
01:37Certainly, for movie watching, you guys can let me know down below also
01:40what have been some of your favorite films you've watched, well, in 2024.
01:44Pulling out, though, the first title,
01:46I didn't want to, obviously, reveal the spine on some of the movies,
01:49so we're gonna kind of pull it out this way.
01:51And the first title in unknown bag number one,
01:55we have ourselves Spider-Baby.
01:58Spider-Baby.
01:59She wove a subtle web in a little corner,
02:02sly and set, her table ready to dine upon the fly.
02:05A seductive and innocent, with the hunger of a black widow.
02:08The Whore Pack, limited edition, Blu-ray.
02:11The maddest? I thought for a second that said the saddest.
02:14No, it's the maddest. The maddest story ever told.
02:17Spider-Baby. Spider-Baby.
02:20An all-new remake of the 1967 cult classic
02:24in a dilapidated rural mansion.
02:26The last generation of the degenerate inbred Merv family.
02:31Oh, it's been a while since I've actually read any of these things.
02:33Skylar Fast, Emma Kiefer, and Cody J. Briscoe
02:38lives in the inherited curse of the disease that causes them to mentally regress.
02:42The family's chauffeur, Bruno, played by Noelle Jason Scott,
02:46looks out for them and covers up their indiscretions.
02:49Trouble comes when greedy distant relatives and their lawyer
02:53arrive to dispose the family of their...
02:56Dispo... Dispossess.
02:58Ugh.
03:00One thing I have to work on for 2025.
03:02Dispossess the family of their home,
03:04but the children will protect their house and bloodline at all costs.
03:08Featuring appearances by genre favorites Beverly Washburn,
03:12Ron Chaney, Robert Mewkes, and Brink Stevens.
03:16I can already tell you one thing, and I'm not...
03:18I'm not gonna justify or make the argument as to why I was having a hard time reading,
03:22but it may have something else to do with the fact that the font is a little...
03:27Sketchy. Sketchy.
03:29This was also released...
03:31Where are we looking at for the date?
03:33I don't even know. 2024?
03:35I see 2024 down here.
03:37We'll run with 2024.
03:39Special features include bonus black-and-white feature audio commentary,
03:42behind-the-scenes deleted scene interviews, set photos,
03:45premiere footage, and trailers.
03:48Let's put that off to the side.
03:50Seeing what else lurks inside this body bag.
03:52This one happened...
03:54What is this?
03:55First of all, it caught my attention.
03:57I was gonna say this one does have a slipcase, but also...
03:59This one is...
04:00Suance? Suance?
04:02Suance.
04:04Suki Watterson, Madison Beatty,
04:06Ella Rae Smith,
04:08and Ivana Sarkis.
04:10Suance.
04:12How do you pronounce it? Suance.
04:13From the creators of Your Next and Orphan.
04:15Mysterious, macabre, and plenty bloody.
04:18Suance.
04:20I don't think how many times I say it,
04:22it's gonna make it any bit better.
04:23Camille Meadows is the new girl
04:25at the prestigious
04:27Adivine Academy for Girls.
04:29Soon after her arrival, six girls invite her
04:31to join them in a late-night ritual,
04:33calling forth the spirit of a dead former student
04:35who reportedly haunts their halls.
04:37But before morning, one of the girls is dead,
04:39leaving the others wondering
04:41what they may have awakened.
04:43Director commentary?
04:45Behind-the-scenes of Suance?
04:47Seance.
04:49I knew it was wrong.
04:51Seance, you dolt.
04:53Outtakes, deleted scenes,
04:55decapitation, pre-vis,
04:57behind-the-scenes, photo galley.
04:59Not Suance, Seance.
05:01What are we looking at here?
05:0393 minutes, that's easy to digest.
05:05This was released in 2020.
05:07Suance.
05:09Not even close, it's Seance.
05:11I don't know how many people probably were typing
05:13frantically down below,
05:15but it's Seance.
05:17I understand that now.
05:19The next one we have is The Owners,
05:21stars Macy Williams.
05:23Once you break in, you may never get out.
05:25Again, another slipcover.
05:27I like the look of these.
05:29A group of friends think they have found
05:31the perfect easy score,
05:33an empty house with a full of cash.
05:35But when the elderly couple that lives there
05:37comes home early, the tables are suddenly turned
05:39as a deadly game of cat and mouse ensues.
05:41What would-be thieves are left to fight
05:43Special features include the making of The Owners.
05:45This was released in 2020.
05:47Again, another 2020 film.
05:4992 minutes.
05:51That's easy to digest.
05:53Seance.
05:55The Owners with Seance.
05:57Let's see what else we have.
05:59Another slipcover.
06:01This one is The Infinity Pool.
06:03I have heard good things about The Infinity Pool,
06:05but I've never seen it.
06:07Starring Alexander Skarsgård, Mia Goth,
06:09and Cleopatra Coleman.
06:11It's terrifying.
06:13It's mind-bending nightmare.
06:15Says playlist.
06:17A shocking never-fails-to-leave-your-jaw-on-the-floor
06:19again and again.
06:21While staying in an isolated island resort,
06:23James, played by Alexander Skarsgård,
06:25and Em, played by Cleopatra Coleman,
06:27are enjoying a perfect vacation
06:29of pristine beaches,
06:31exceptional staff,
06:33and soaking up the sun.
06:35But guided by the seductive and mysterious Gabby,
06:37played by Mia Goth,
06:39they venture outside the resort grounds
06:41and find themselves in a culture
06:43filled with violence, hedonism,
06:45and untold horror.
06:47A tragic accident leaves them
06:49facing zero-tolerance policy for crime.
06:51Either you be executed,
06:53or, if you are rich enough to afford it,
06:55you can watch yourself die instead.
06:57This was released.
06:59This was released.
07:01I don't know.
07:03Let's pull this back.
07:05Let's see if it's listed on the inside here.
07:072023.
07:092023.
07:11118 minutes.
07:13I can do 118 minutes.
07:15Sometimes, though, the person I'm watching the film with
07:17doesn't always survive 118 minutes.
07:19I have to keep looking over and saying,
07:21Are you still awake?
07:23Are you still awake?
07:25Anything else in there?
07:27Spirits. No. Nothing else in there.
07:29All right. Let's open up bag number two.
07:31Now, right here would normally be the part
07:33where I would say, if you guys enjoyed this video,
07:35make sure you hit it with like.
07:37You guys want to stick around for more?
07:39We are sticking around for more.
07:41As we slice through the body bag,
07:43release the spirits dwelling inside.
07:45We're going to open up bag number two now.
07:47I don't want to really look just yet
07:49as to what's inside.
07:51Again, if I open this enough
07:53so I can gain access to everything inside,
07:55pulling out the first title,
07:57we have Haunter.
07:59I can tell you right away,
08:01the font stinks.
08:03Haunter.
08:05Trapped by an evil from her past.
08:07I think it's Haunter.
08:09H-A-U-N-T-E-R.
08:11Haunter.
08:13A freaky,
08:15visceral experience,
08:17says Annely Ellenson of New York Times.
08:19Los Angeles Times.
08:21Inventively structured
08:23and very Elm Street-esque.
08:25I think people just like to throw words around
08:27after a while.
08:29Tell me more, storyteller.
08:31Here's a supernatural take on Groundhog Day.
08:33Abigail Breslin, played by
08:35Ender's Game's Zombieland stars
08:37in Haunter.
08:39A unique take on the traditional haunted house story
08:41from director Vincenzo
08:43Vincenzo Natale
08:45of Splice and Cube.
08:47Oh, we did the original Cube.
08:49In 1986, teenager Lisa,
08:51played by Breslin and her family,
08:53died in their home under sinister circumstances.
08:55Don't they always?
08:57Unable to move on,
08:59they had to roam the house
09:01during the intervening years.
09:03Now, over a period of six days,
09:05Lisa must reach out from beyond the grave
09:07to help her living counterpart, Olivia,
09:09avoid the same fate that Lisa
09:11and her family suffered long ago.
09:13Uniquely unsettling and shocking,
09:15Haunter is a one-of-a-kind
09:17reverse ghost story
09:19that chills long after.
09:21The final frame.
09:23The running time for this?
09:25Well, first of all, it was released in 2013
09:27or whoever you're watching this with,
09:2997 minutes.
09:31Put that right in the pile.
09:33Seeing what else is going to add to the pile.
09:35We've got the Jurassic, oh boy,
09:37the Jurassic Dead.
09:39Evil always finds a way. Yes, it does.
09:41If we look on the back of it
09:43without dropping it anymore.
09:45The only thing worse than a zombie is a zombie-saurus.
09:47I can think of probably things worse
09:49than a zombie-saurus.
09:51Okay,
09:53I can apparently think of anything else.
09:55A unit of mercenaries
09:57must team up with a group of tech-geek students
09:59after America is struck with an EMP attack.
10:01Deep in the forest,
10:03or deep in the desert, not the forest,
10:05they find a source of the terror.
10:07A mad scientist who has also just created
10:09a living dead T-Rex dinosaur.
10:11One who turns everyone it attacks
10:13into a zombie.
10:15Now they must scramble to stay alive
10:17and save the planet from ultimate undead predator.
10:19You know, despite the fact
10:21I did make fun of the title
10:23and maybe the cover looks like
10:25it probably would be quite a bit better
10:27than the budget they spent for the movie.
10:29The read-up sort of does have me intrigued.
10:31This was released by Wild Eye Productions
10:33released in 2018.
10:35And to digest for you, 82 minutes.
10:37Also seems like there's something
10:39rattling inside. Oh, great.
10:41Two more titles to go.
10:43The next one we have...
10:45Why do they keep dropping things?
10:47The next one we have is The Bench,
10:49the Horror Pack Limited Edition Blu-ray.
10:51In the summer of 2007,
10:53a group of emerging filmmakers and actors
10:55set out onto the Scottish wilderness
10:57to make a low-budget horror film
10:59in homage to low-budget American horror films
11:01of the 1970s.
11:03The grisly slasher has never been seen
11:05until now.
11:07A breakdown? Kind of invitation.
11:09A cabin of the blood past,
11:11Alex Summers and her newfound friends
11:13face a nightmarish reality
11:15as they are picked off one by one,
11:17drawn to a sinister bench below.
11:19This was released...
11:21I can't even make that out.
11:23It seems like the font
11:25is a little blurry.
11:27Can you make that out? Anybody?
11:29Would it help if I put...
11:31How about that? How about now?
11:33How about now?
11:35I can't see when this was released.
11:37Oh, my eyes.
11:39No, I got nothing.
11:41I got nothing, so I'm going to put it over here.
11:43The Bench. The last title we have inside.
11:45Two bags worth. Cherry Tree.
11:47Death is just the beginning.
11:49Oh, it looks like she's also got herself a centipede.
11:51Centipede and millipedes are just about the grossest
11:53thing on this earth.
11:55I'm sure there's probably grossest things out there.
11:57Faith's world
11:59is turned upside down
12:01after she finds out that her beloved father
12:03is dying. When the mysteriously
12:05alluring Sissy Young
12:07becomes the new hockey coach,
12:09Faith has no idea that Sissy is the head
12:11of a witch's coven.
12:13If the bad game in hockey wasn't bad enough,
12:15she could have made herself a witch hockey coach.
12:17Just an odd, weird thing to kind of
12:19pair the two together.
12:21It has resided in her hometown of Orchard
12:23for centuries. Using the fruit of an
12:25ancient cherry tree in a bloody ritual,
12:27the witches can bring the dead
12:29of the living... bring the dead
12:31and dying...
12:33back to life. And when Sissy
12:35offers to cure her father, Faith's
12:37father, she lures Young Woman
12:39into a dangerous deal that will leave her
12:41fighting for her life. Cherry Tree
12:43is the sexy, gory,
12:45and haunting new film of David
12:47Keating, the critically acclaimed director
12:49of Wakewood.
12:51This was released much
12:53easier to see. This was released in 2015.
12:55This is also
12:57running for 86 minutes. That's not bad
12:59at all. So, let's see what we've
13:01got in two bags worth of Horror
13:03Pack. And again, if you've seen any of these titles,
13:05let me know down below. Worth a watch?
13:07Meh? Or
13:09just pass all together
13:11on it. We've got ourselves Cherry Tree,
13:13The Bench, Jurassic
13:15Dead,
13:17Haunter, even though I thought it was Haunted before,
13:19Infinity Pool, seems interesting
13:21enough, The Owners,
13:23Seance,
13:25and Spider Baby.
13:27Have you seen any of these?
13:29Let me know down below. If you guys are also
13:31interested and would like to get the Horror Pack delivered
13:33to your doorstep, I will tell you, you're not going
13:35to be getting as many titles as we looked at this time around,
13:37but you're going to get like half of that.
13:39Four in one month, four in another,
13:41and all randomly selected. If that
13:43sounds tantalizing to you,
13:45you can click the link down below in the video description.
13:47While you're also down there anyways,
13:49if you guys certainly did enjoy this video, you can do
13:51yourself a solid. You can do me
13:53a solid. You can do whatever spirits
13:55are left inside the body bag.
13:57Ahhhh. You can do
13:59a solid by hitting this video with a like.
14:01You guys want to stick around for more so? I hope so.
14:03Hit that subscribe, turn on
14:05that bell, come back. As always,
14:07thanks for watching. See you guys next time.