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00:01Monday night, Daigo is doing his thing.
00:03What's next?
00:05The red team, the three of us will be doing a challenge.
00:07What's the title of the short story?
00:08It's 3.
00:11Are we going to do this with bare hands?
00:13Wow, this looks fun.
00:1430 seconds until the end.
00:17Daigo came up with a short story, and the time limit is 30 seconds.
00:22It happens sometimes, right?
00:23It does.
00:24Like, are we going to do this with bare hands?
00:26I'm from a sushi restaurant.
00:27Sorry for the wait.
00:27Yes.
00:29Who's going to do it?
00:30I'll say, I'm going to do it with my bare hands.
00:33And then you say it.
00:34I'll say, I'm going to do it.
00:35Sorry for the wait.
00:37I'll say, I'm going to eat at a sushi restaurant first.
00:40Oh, it's starting.
00:42It's a reality show.
00:43I'm going to do it first.
00:44I'm going to do it first.
00:45I'm going to do it first.
00:48Are we going to do this with bare hands?
00:52What am I going to do?
00:54Usually, at a sushi restaurant, you eat sushi with chopsticks, right?
01:01That's not going to work at all.
01:03You have to do it with your bare hands.
01:05Sorry for the wait.
01:07This is a thick can.
01:09I'm sorry.
01:10Are you going to do that with your bare hands too?
01:13Wow.
01:14That's great.
01:19Good, good, good.
01:21I was a little impatient.
01:23That was great.
01:24That was a good skit.
01:25That was great.
01:26That was a good skit.
01:28I thought it wouldn't work with my bare hands.
01:32That was close.
01:33That was close.
01:34That was close.
01:35You went with a thick can.
01:36That's right.
01:37When I went to the stage, I was so scared that I tied my hands.
01:42I tied my hands and went in a weird line.
01:45I hit the wall.
01:48How was this skit, Mr. Yamamoto?
01:50I didn't think I'd make it that far in such a short time.
01:53I was really surprised.
01:55The red color was really good.
01:58It was really good.
01:59You didn't have to hold back.
02:00You just had to laugh it off.
02:03Tonight, the first battle of the day,
02:05Beni Shouga is in a big panic.
02:07I'm going to die.
02:08I'm going to die.
02:11The Panic Grand Prix.
02:16Now, let's continue.
02:17It's the blue team's challenge.
02:19This is kind of unique.
02:22Yes.
02:23But the five of them have been active in the Mugendai Hall in Shibuya.
02:29They're all pretty close.
02:31That's right.
02:32It's close.
02:33There's a good chance it'll be a good result.
02:36On the other hand, there's a good chance it'll be a bad result.
02:38I see.
02:39As long as you're on good terms.
02:40Yes.
02:41Now, the blue team.
02:42The title of the short control that the three of them will challenge is...
02:47Hikikomori
02:48Is that how it came about?
02:51We'll be back in 30 seconds.
02:53I wonder how it came about.
02:56It's been a long time.
02:57It's been a long time.
03:00I was talking to him.
03:02I told him that I wouldn't be on the show today.
03:05Then my father turned on the TV.
03:07He turned on the TV.
03:08But everyone can play the role of Hikikomori.
03:11That's true.
03:13Everyone looks good in Hikikomori.
03:17I want to be on the show.
03:18Five more seconds.
03:19I want to be on the show.
03:21This is a good opportunity.
03:24Hikikomori.
03:25Is that how it came about?
03:32I'm home.
03:33Welcome home, Dad.
03:35Mom.
03:37How's he doing?
03:39He's not coming out at all.
03:40I see.
03:41I told him I made dinner, but he didn't come out.
03:44I told him I made your favorite meat and potatoes, but he didn't come out.
03:48He's been like this all the time.
03:50I see.
03:51Dad is too good.
03:53I can't watch it.
03:55Let's eat together.
03:58Let's watch TV.
04:05This is what Ishida Issei looks like now.
04:08What does he look like?
04:10What?
04:12He's strong.
04:15He's amazing.
04:18Wait a minute.
04:20He's a great actor.
04:21He's amazing.
04:22I was curious about Ishida Issei.
04:26I think he's the generation that watched the Nojima Shinji drama.
04:30How was it, Mr. Sakizawa?
04:32I saw the human switch.
04:34The human switch?
04:35When you watch a video of the universe, you say that worries are useless.
04:39It was similar to that.
04:41I thought it was a video that made worries useless.
04:48It's not a video.
04:49It's not a video.
04:51Let's move on.
04:52It's a challenge from the red team.
04:55You do a lot of content, right?
04:58You do a lot of content, right?
04:59Yes.
05:00You make a lot of content.
05:01Yes.
05:04The line was sharp.
05:06It was probably your turn.
05:11I drank half of the water.
05:13You drank half of the water.
05:14I drank half of the water.
05:16It's okay.
05:17It's a waste.
05:19You can make it yourself.
05:22The water?
05:23The human switch.
05:24The human switch is the most important thing on earth.
05:27Leave it to me.
05:29The red team will challenge with five people.
05:32The title of the short content is...
05:36All the cast will go to Tokyo DOSCOI LAND.
05:40You have 30 seconds.
05:42DOSCOI?
05:43DOSCOI LAND?
05:44It's an amusement park.
05:45It's an amusement park.
05:46There is only one guest.
05:47There is only one guest.
05:48There is only one guest.
05:49There is only one guest.
05:50It's like an attraction.
05:55All five of us will go to Tokyo DOSCOI LAND.
05:57Tokyo DOSCOI LAND.
06:00There are a lot of characters.
06:03I have to do something.
06:10Wait a minute.
06:11Wait a minute.
06:12It's starting.
06:13All the cast will go to Tokyo DOSCOI LAND.
06:22Is this DOSCOI LAND?
06:24It's fun.
06:26Everyone is going out.
06:31What is this?
06:43Is this DOSCOI MERRY-GO-ROUND?
06:47It's fun.
06:51What is this?
06:53What is this?
06:59It's cycling.
07:01It's cycling.
07:03It's a bicycle.
07:04It's not a bicycle.
07:08What is this?
07:10I was surprised.
07:13I was surprised.
07:14It's a cat surprise house.
07:17It's a cat surprise house.
07:21What is this?
07:23What is this?
07:26It's a goal.
07:30It's just a goal.
07:33It's wonderful.
07:34It's beautiful.
07:35KUMA-PRO is a goal.
07:37That's right.
07:38It doesn't matter.
07:40It's a goal.
07:41KOJIMA and KUMA-PRO came out.
07:44How was it?
07:45I was looking forward to it.
07:47It's a goal.
07:48It ended in four letters.
07:51KUMA-PRO is amazing.
07:55It's five letters.
07:56I'm sorry.
08:02You drank a lot of water.
08:04It's empty.
08:05Why are you talking to RIKISHI?
08:09It's a dirty voice.
08:11Next is the challenge of the blue team.
08:14Next, the blue team will play a game with the guest YAMOTO.
08:20Did you put out a fake one on purpose?
08:22What kind of game will YAMOTO show?
08:30I feel like I'm seeing a new member.
08:34I feel like I'm seeing a new member of the agency.
08:37I'm definitely better than you.
08:39Let's start.
08:40The blue team's guest YAMOTO.
08:43What is the title of the short game he will challenge alone?
08:48Quiz.
08:49YAMOTO and YUUMA will answer all the questions.
08:51Let's answer three questions in a row.
08:53Let's go to Kayama.
08:55It looks difficult.
08:56It looks difficult.
08:57I have to answer three questions.
09:00I'm looking forward to it.
09:06I'll give you a question.
09:08What kind of actor is YAMOTO and YUUMA?
09:15YAMOTO and YUUMA.
09:16Correct.
09:17YAMOTO and YUUMA.
09:18Three questions in a row.
09:19I feel like I'm seeing a new member of the agency.
09:20What is the title of the short game he will challenge alone?
09:22YAMOTO and YUUMA.
09:23It's a very quick meeting.
09:25I feel like I'm seeing a new member of the agency.
09:27Quiz.
09:28YAMOTO and YUUMA will answer all the questions.
09:30Let's answer three questions in a row.
09:34Quiz.
09:35What is the correct answer to this quiz?
09:42What kind of actor is YAMOTO and YUUMA?
09:47YAMOTO and YUUMA.
09:48Correct.
09:51I feel like I'm seeing a new member of the agency.
09:55Next question.
09:58What kind of actor is YAMOTO and YUUMA?
10:04YAMOTO and YUUMA.
10:05Correct.
10:08I feel like I'm seeing a new member of the agency.
10:13Next question.
10:18What kind of actor is YAMOTO and YUUMA?
10:24Next question.
10:30YAMOTO and YUUMA.
10:31Correct.
10:32What are you doing?
10:34YAMOTO and YUUMA.
10:35What kind of actor is YAMOTO and YUUMA?
10:37YAMOTO and YUUMA.
10:39I'm sorry.
10:40I'm sorry.
10:41I'm sorry.
10:42I was surprised, but I was right.
10:44I didn't know YAMOTO and YUUMA could say such things.
10:48Mr. YAMOTO, how was it?
10:50I was very excited.
10:52YAMOTO and YUUMA were the only words I knew.
10:56I thought I made a mistake.
10:59I thought I made a mistake.
11:01That's right.
11:02You don't know the answer there.
11:03You don't know the correct answer there.
11:04You can tell by the way the answer is announced.
11:07It was cool.
11:10You are good.
11:11You did a good job.
11:15He is a kind senior.
11:18How was Mr. ABE?
11:20I thought he was a cute person.
11:22I thought he was a cute person.
11:23I thought he was cool today.
11:28I'm sorry.
11:29I have a girlfriend.
11:30I'm sorry.
11:31He is cool.
11:32I know.
11:33I know.
11:34He is a musician.
11:35He is a musician.
11:36Next, please do a short story while playing a song.
11:39What does that mean?
11:40What does that mean?
11:41The title of the short story that the red team will challenge is.
11:45There are lyrics in this elementary school's folk dance.
11:49You have 30 seconds to change the lyrics.
11:51You have to make a song.
11:53That's what it means.
11:57This is dangerous.
12:01How long does it take to flow?
12:03I don't know.
12:04The rules are...
12:05Does this flow all the time?
12:07Does this flow all the time?
12:08You have to make a song to match the lyrics.
12:13You have to make a song to match the lyrics.
12:14Let's do it with five people.
12:15That's right.
12:16Let's do it with five people.
12:17Let's do it with five people.
12:18Let's do it with five people.
12:23There are lyrics in this elementary school's folk dance.
12:27Let's sing from someone.
12:29I don't have a plan.
12:31Do your best.
12:33Blood came out of my nose.
12:36Blood came out of my ears.
12:40Blood came out of my eyes.
12:44My joints hurt.
12:48Blood came out of my eyes.
12:54Blood came out of my ears.
12:56Teacher, is this really just a summer cold?
13:05In the infirmary...
13:10What happened?
13:13Inada-san.
13:15What are you doing?
13:18What are you doing?
13:20I'm sorry.
13:21Aren't you supposed to do it one by one?
13:22That's what I thought.
13:23I'm sorry.
13:24If that's the case, I don't have a plan.
13:25He was singing alone.
13:27What should I do?
13:29I've been waiting for you.
13:31I can't finish singing.
13:32Inada-san.
13:33If you start singing, it's over.
13:36In the infirmary...
13:37I'm sorry.
13:38I see.
13:39It's true that one song is a great song.
13:41Let's do it one by one.
13:43That's right.
13:44I thought you were in charge of everything.
13:46No, there are five people.
13:47It was a team play.
13:48I'm sorry.
13:49It's pitiful.
13:50In the infirmary.
13:52In the infirmary.
13:54It's too pitiful.
13:55Then I'll announce it.
13:56Blue team.
13:57Blue team.
13:58The title of the short content to be challenged by five people is...
14:02It's a folk song from elementary school.
14:0430 seconds until the end.
14:06What should I say?
14:08What should I do?
14:13When I first went to elementary school,
14:15I thought I wanted to be an adult as soon as possible,
14:17because elementary school was not fun.
14:19I wanted to do what I wanted to do when I was an adult.
14:21I thought it was different.
14:22I thought,
14:23Let's go to school.
14:24Let's do it.
14:26There are lyrics to this elementary school folk dance.
14:33It's cute.
14:34It's like an elementary school student.
14:36Elementary school is not fun.
14:40I want to be an adult soon.
14:44If you become an adult, you will be fined.
14:48I'm afraid of being fined.
14:53Should I run away?
14:55What should I do?
14:57It's dangerous.
14:59I'll be caught.
15:01I smoke 100 cigarettes a day to pay the tax.
15:13It's terrible.
15:15It's terrible.
15:16It's terrible.
15:17I was caught.
15:21I was caught.
15:22I was caught.
15:24I was caught.
15:26I was caught.
15:28I was caught.
15:30I was caught.
15:31I became a adult,
15:33but I was worried about taxes.
15:35Everyone has taxes in their head.
15:39It's a big problem.
15:43That's right.
15:44I feel pressure.
15:46That's not good.
15:47This is the hardest one.
15:49Now, let's move on to the red team's challenge.
15:52Next, we'll do a song-dancing contest.
15:56What?
15:57I'll announce it now.
15:58The title of the song that the five of the red team will dance to is...
16:04It's okay to go all the way, right?
16:06Hai Yorokonde.
16:07You have 30 seconds.
16:09What does that mean?
16:10As soon as the curtain opens,
16:12the song Hai Yorokonde by KENTO will play.
16:15Everyone will dance to the song,
16:18and each person will come out to the center of the stage and sing.
16:21It's okay to go all the way, right?
16:25We have to announce it one by one.
16:27I see.
16:28I'm scared of the order.
16:31It's okay to go all the way, right?
16:33Hai Yorokonde.
16:36Let's go to the end.
16:38Dance.
16:41He's tired.
16:46It's so close.
16:49Last month's salary was 1.2 million yen.
16:51Wait a minute.
16:53It's out.
16:54It's so close.
16:55It's so close to being out.
16:59It's a goal.
17:02The Parik Grand Prix will be broadcast on TVer and Hulu.
17:05Please register as a favorite.
17:09I made a mistake.
17:10Wait a minute.
17:11I'm sorry.
17:13I didn't dance.
17:16I got a DM from the two titans the other day.
17:20Who is it?
17:21It's so close.
17:22It's the two titans.
17:23Wait a minute.
17:24I didn't say who it was.
17:27It's getting harder and harder.
17:31It's a really old story.
17:35I went to an SM club a long time ago.
17:38The queen said,
17:41I forgot the candle.
17:43I can't put the candle on you.
17:46I was surprised.
17:54What does that mean?
18:03Last year,
18:05I signed a T-shirt at a pub in Shinbashi.
18:11I didn't say anything.
18:13I just signed it.
18:14I didn't go to the store.
18:19Dance, everyone.
18:20I'll ask you to dance.
18:24This year,
18:27I saw Chidori and Sun Piece three times.
18:31Wait a minute.
18:33Turn it off.
18:35Turn it off.
18:39Where did you end up?
18:41That's not true.
18:42What's that dream?
18:44I'm sorry.
18:48I can't.
18:49I didn't.
18:51This is the worst.
18:53This is a bad trick.
18:54I made a mistake.
18:56I'm sorry.
18:57I made a mistake.
18:59You're a little strong.
19:00Yes.
19:01I was a little weak.
19:02You were weak.
19:05What did Kano say?
19:07What?
19:08The candle.
19:09I was happy.
19:10I don't know.
19:11I don't know.
19:14Is there anyone who wants to retake it?
19:16Is there anyone who wants to retake it?
19:17It's serious.
19:19Next week,
19:20I took only the hair under the meat bun.
19:23New project, Panic Slogan.
19:25I'm a little weak.
19:26I'm a little weak.
19:29The Detective Club of Dodora Nine,
19:30which I appear in,
19:31will start at 9 p.m. this Saturday.
19:34Akaso Eiji,
19:35who plays a strong detective,
19:38will solve the case with his unique friends.
19:42It's a thrilling mystery.
19:43A gorgeous guest will also appear.
19:45Please watch it.