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00:00If you succeed, we'll go home right away!
00:03No!
00:05I don't want to go home!
00:07Now, we've gathered all the actors who are good at acting.
00:11All the challenges are set up like a scene from a drama or a movie.
00:16It's not cool to be excited when you succeed.
00:19So, please go home with the feeling that it's natural without any reaction.
00:23Yoshi, you're an actor who's good at acting.
00:25Yes, so I'll do it with the stairs and two signboards.
00:28That's amazing.
00:29Stairs and acting?
00:30Yes, stairs and acting.
00:31There are sparks, too.
00:34And Canada is amazing.
00:37Canada is amazing.
00:38Nice to meet you.
00:39The tension of an actor.
00:40Nice to meet you.
00:41It's amazing to have an actor in a drama.
00:43How was it at the scene?
00:45Well, I felt like I was breathing with everyone.
00:50It's boring to talk like this.
00:54I'm sorry.
00:55It's been a while since I did it with comedians.
00:58I do a lot of comedy.
01:00I do comedy on YouTube every day.
01:02I like the comedy of a senior who practices easily.
01:05Wait a minute.
01:06What's that?
01:07A senior who practices easily.
01:08Don't you know?
01:09Wait a minute.
01:10A senior who practices easily.
01:11What's that?
01:12A senior who only talks about money.
01:14A senior who only talks about money.
01:16Actually, I do comedy.
01:17Actually?
01:18Yes, I don't know.
01:19What kind of comedy?
01:20It's a comedy of a senior who practices easily, which is like a Kansai dialect story.
01:26I think that's me.
01:28What?
01:29That's me?
01:30No, it's not.
01:31What?
01:32Really?
01:33I'm sure it's that keyword.
01:35I'm doing that.
01:36Wait a minute.
01:37I'm sorry.
01:38When I saw the script today, I was excited because these two were here.
01:41Wait a minute.
01:42I've only talked to Rainbow for about 5 minutes.
01:46I've been doing it.
01:47I haven't met him since I uploaded the script.
01:49You wrote a lot.
01:51I wrote it quickly.
01:53You wrote it right away.
01:55I'm sure I'll go home early and wait for you.
01:57No, I'm sure I'll go home early.
01:59I'm sure I'll go home early.
02:01That's enough.
02:03Tonight, he goes home right away with a scene from a drama or a movie.
02:12Who's going to be the one to talk about money until the end?
02:25Let's start!
02:27The first challenger is...
02:29If you confess your feelings to her and get a three-point shot, you'll go home right away.
02:35From now on, you will act as a high school boy who calls out his favorite girl.
02:39If you express your feelings freely and don't hit the board in the back, you'll go home right away.
02:44Let's start with Ike-chan.
02:47It's embarrassing.
02:49I'm going to tell my feelings to my childhood friend.
02:52I hate him.
02:53I'm going to entrust myself to my luck.
02:58If this is decided, please go out with me.
03:02That's a bad way to say it.
03:03That's disgusting.
03:05What?
03:06Oh, my God.
03:11That's disgusting.
03:13He's being called out by the worst guy.
03:15It's like a Kamehameha.
03:18I can't die.
03:19No way.
03:20No way.
03:21The second challenger is...
03:23Kamiguchi.
03:26Kamaitachi.
03:28Kajisac.
03:31Abiruka.
03:32That's the worst.
03:33I can't do this.
03:34I can't do this.
03:35I can't do this.
03:36I can't do this.
03:37I can't do this.
03:38I can't do this.
03:39You're really going to do it.
03:40You're really going to do it.
03:41It's actually a comedy skit.
03:42It's actually a comedy skit.
03:44Cheese.
03:45It's nostalgic.
03:46Cheese.
03:49I really like you.
03:50What?
03:51I miss you.
03:52What?
03:53It's so stupid.
03:54It's meaningless.
03:55Thumb.
03:56nostalgic.
03:57It's Red Sea Otter.
03:58Red Sea Otter.
03:59You want to be a puppet.
04:00He didn't have a set.
04:03nostalgic.
04:04Yay.
04:05nostalgic.
04:15the most interesting.
04:16the most interesting.
04:17I'm gonna eat you.
04:1915 years ago.
04:21Make a zuku with me.
04:27I miss that.
04:29Let's go.
04:31I like kamikuchi.
04:33I miss that.
04:35I miss that.
04:37I like kamikuchi.
04:43I want you to hit the drum.
04:45I want you to hit the drum.
04:47It's a nostalgic series.
04:49It's like zuku dan zun bun gun.
04:51It's totally different.
04:53It's not popular.
04:55You're a teacher.
04:57You're a teacher.
04:59I was a teacher, too.
05:01You're making fun of me.
05:03I was a teacher when I was a student.
05:11If you decide this,
05:13I want you to buy it.
05:21Yasu is the closest.
05:23I like the distance.
05:25Kamikuchi.
05:27Kamikuchi.
05:29Kamikuchi.
05:31Kamikuchi.
05:33Kamikuchi.
05:35Kamikuchi.
05:37Kamikuchi.
05:39Kamikuchi.
05:41If you decide this,
05:43I want you to buy it.
05:49I can't reach it.
05:51I can't reach it.
05:53This is difficult.
05:55I can't reach it.
06:05Kamikuchi.
06:07I'll give you a book.
06:09He's doing everything.
06:11Where do you think it is?
06:13Shower.
06:15Shower.
06:17It's KADOKAWA.
06:19It's a big deal.
06:21It's a big deal.
06:23It's a big deal.
06:25It's a big deal.
06:27It's a big deal.
06:29It's a big deal.
06:31It's a big deal.
06:33It's a big deal.
06:35Kamikuchi.
06:37Kamikuchi.
06:39I don't have a ball.
06:41I don't have a ball.
06:43Stand up.
06:45If you decide this,
06:47I want you to buy it.
06:49I can't reach it.
06:51I can't reach it.
07:07What's wrong?
07:13He decided suddenly.
07:15He decided suddenly.
07:33Yasumura.
07:35Temuri, thank you.
07:37Temuri, thank you.
07:39It'sKimuchi.
07:41It's Kimuchi.
07:43It's Kimuchi.
07:45No, it's not.
07:47He's a loser.
07:49He's a loser.
07:53Yasumura.
07:55Yasumura.
07:57Yasumura.
07:59What?
08:01Who?
08:03Who?
08:05It's gonna be really hard.
08:07And the one who can do it will be this person.
08:10Please.
08:17Wow!
08:20It's real!
08:22It's real!
08:23Wow!
08:24Please.
08:25Wow!
08:26Are you still able to do it?
08:28Are you still able to do it?
08:30Is it a role?
08:31Which one?
08:32The one who has more life than Peacock.
08:34The one who has more life than Peacock.
08:35Wow!
08:41Mr. Shimazaki, please.
08:48I was born in 1977.
08:53One last question.
08:56Which supermarket is near your house?
08:59That's enough!
09:00That's enough!
09:02Mr. Shimazaki came all the way here because he's sick.
09:05I remember it perfectly.
09:07You're rude.
09:10You're rude, but how many years have you been a judicial officer?
09:13I remember it perfectly.
09:14It's too perfect.
09:15Is it possible for Peacock to have such a precious bloodline?
09:19I remember it perfectly.
09:20It's perfect.
09:23That's enough.
09:25He's good.
09:26He's enjoying it.
09:28I might get a cramp if I sit sideways.
09:31I didn't remember it that well, but my lines came out.
09:34Why do you remember it so well?
09:37One last question.
09:39Which supermarket is near your house?
09:46That's enough!
09:49You're bad.
09:51If you're going to ask any more questions,
09:54I'll do it in the most physical way.
09:59I'll do it in the most primitive way.
10:02I'll do it in the most fetish way.
10:08Why are you doing Harrison?
10:14That was close.
10:15That was close.
10:17That was good.
10:18Amazing.
10:21I'm so happy.
10:24You did it sideways.
10:26One last question.
10:29Which supermarket is near your house?
10:34That's enough!
10:36What are you talking about?
10:39He's speaking in Kansai dialect.
10:41I can't get tired of this.
10:44He's speaking in Kansai dialect.
10:45It's a big deal.
10:47He's speaking in Kansai dialect.
10:49It's a big deal.
10:51It's a big deal.
10:52He's speaking in Kansai dialect.
10:55One last question.
10:57Which supermarket is near your house?
11:05That's enough!
11:06You're bad.
11:08You're bad.
11:09You're bad.
11:12I've accumulated a lot of things.
11:14I've accumulated a lot of things.
11:16I've accumulated a lot of things.
11:19I've been working hard ever since we broke up.
11:23I thought I was loved by my juniors.
11:28I'll be reborn today.
11:37You're hated.
11:38You're hated.
11:39You're hated.
11:40You're hated.
11:41You're hated.
11:43One last question.
11:45Which supermarket is near your house?
11:48That's enough!
11:54He put in his earphones.
11:56He put in his earphones.
11:57He's really bad.
11:59He put in his earphones.
12:00He's doing what he's supposed to do.
12:01He put in his earphones.
12:02He put in his earphones in that moment.
12:04He's really bad.
12:06Everyone loves Mr. Jimen.
12:08Everyone loves Mr. Jimen.
12:09You can tell that.
12:11He's so absorbed in his performance.
12:13He's already done 4 episodes.
12:16Please ask one last question.
12:18That's enough!
12:21If you do more than this,
12:24I'll do it back if you do more than this.
12:26I'll do it back if you do more than this.
12:27I'll do it back if you do more than this.
12:29I'll do it back!
12:30He did it.
12:32Hanzawa.
12:34Why?
12:35Hanzawa's face.
12:40Hanzawa's face.
12:49I'm so tired of this.
12:50I can't take it anymore.
12:51Exactly.
12:52I'm tired.
12:53I'm tired.
12:56He did it!
12:58He did it so beautifully.
13:00He did it so beautifully.
13:01Amazing.
13:02I wish I could have done it with Mr. Shimazaki.
13:04I wish I could have done it with Mr. Shimazaki.
13:06Hanzawa's face.
13:10Hanzawa's face.
13:14Hanzawa's face.
13:20Yamauchi is very satisfied with his performance.
13:23He goes home immediately after the second match.
13:26The four of them have to challenge
13:29a professional table tennis player's super high-speed rotation serve.
13:32They have to go home immediately.
13:33Let's go home!
13:34All right!
13:36Let's go home.
13:37If they can do the serve back, they'll win.
13:41There are four players left.
13:42Who will go home next?
13:45Kanada, please.
13:48Hero!
13:49健全!
13:50I'm poor.
13:52I didn't see that.
13:54Reaction! Reaction!
13:55Speed! Speed!
13:56Higher!
13:57Higher!
13:59Come on!
14:04Wow!
14:06That was close.
14:07I think I can do it.
14:08It was a little close.
14:10Yes, it was close.
14:11There is a chance.
14:12There is.
14:15Is it a serve on the way?
14:17Inachu Table Tennis!
14:18Inachu!
14:19Inachu!
14:20Come on!
14:27But...
14:28But...
14:29He can't go home just by going straight.
14:31He can't go home just by going straight.
14:34It's difficult.
14:35It's a little difficult.
14:36It's just hitting the racket.
14:38I see.
14:39It's hot.
14:41It's hot.
14:43I can't believe we can fight here.
14:46OK!
14:47Let's decide which one is really strong here.
14:50He's lame.
14:51Come on!
14:52Shounen Manga!
14:54What?
14:56What?
14:58What?
14:59He didn't move at all.
15:01He's coming this way.
15:02He's lame.
15:03He's coming this way.
15:04He's lame.
15:05He's too lame.
15:06He's not coming this way, is he?
15:07He's not coming this way, is he?
15:08He's not coming this way, is he?
15:09OK!
15:11I'm going to fly!
15:13It's a dragon.
15:14Ping pong.
15:15It's a ping pong dragon.
15:16Come on!
15:17Come on!
15:23We can do it.
15:24We can do it.
15:25We can do it.
15:26Let's get home.
15:27It's hot.
15:28It's hot.
15:29It's hot.
15:30Come on!
15:37OK!
15:39Don't get in my way!
15:41He's a devil.
15:43I'm sorry.
15:44Dragon.
15:45Dragon?
15:46Yes, ping-pong.
15:47Ping-pong?
15:48Yes.
16:03He's got a ball.
16:07He's returned it.
16:09He's returned it.
16:10That's crazy.
16:16He's returned it.
16:27He's actually good at ping-pong.
16:31I can't hide it from him.
16:33I'll say right away that I'm good.
16:35He's returned it.
16:36He's returned it.
16:37I'll say right away that I'm good.
16:38He's returned it.
16:40Yoshi, he's returned it.
16:46The three people who will challenge this are...
16:49If you hit the balloon with a long dart, you'll be returned it.
16:54Now, you'll be playing a killer game.
16:56The boss will give you a picture of the target, so you'll receive it and say a word.
17:00And if you hit the target with a balloon 10 meters away and throw a dart, you'll be returned it.
17:06I see.
17:07It's almost time.
17:09I have to go home.
17:10I want to go home.
17:11Let's do that.
17:12If you hit the balloon with a long dart, you'll be returned it.
17:17I'm sorry.
17:19The three people who will challenge this are...
17:23Now, you'll be playing a killer game.
17:25Target.
17:26Target.
17:27Who is it?
17:28It's him.
17:29It's him.
17:30Anyway, it's Akaru Ieyasu.
17:33It's been dark lately.
17:36I'll make it darker.
17:42I'll make it darker.
17:50No.
17:52I don't think I can hit it.
17:54It's really far.
17:55It's really far.
17:56If it's there, it's pretty far.
17:58It's really far.
17:59Who is the target?
18:01The next target is...
18:03It's him.
18:05It's Yoshii.
18:09When the commercial for Mercari was decided,
18:13he said to his junior,
18:15How much do you think that is?
18:18I don't like it.
18:19There are a lot of bad episodes.
18:26It's scary.
18:27I feel like I'm going to fall.
18:30The target is...
18:31It's him.
18:33It's Yasumura.
18:35He's a rising star overseas.
18:39He's a very energetic comedian.
18:43However,
18:45he's the only one who keeps posting his home theater on social media.
18:52He's been doing it for a long time.
18:54How long are you going to do that?
18:57I'll end it with this.
19:03He can't go home until the end.
19:05It's no good to blow it up.
19:11If you don't decide quickly,
19:12it's hard not to say anything.
19:15It's Yamauchi.
19:18He's small.
19:20He's weak.
19:23The next target is...
19:24It's Yoshii.
19:27Isn't the color of the jacket in the detergent photo too pale?
19:32He's weak.
19:36I feel like the comedian part is being cut off.
19:40The next target is...
19:42Go ahead.
19:43It's Yasumura.
19:45I don't like it.
19:50Let's concentrate.
19:51Yamauchi.
19:53He's cool.
19:56He's cool.
20:03He's cool.
20:09It's Yamauchi.
20:21Boss, you took too many reactions.
20:24Boss, it was so funny.
20:28He said, Boss.
20:32Go ahead.
20:36Go ahead.
20:38Ikeda.
20:39He finished the balloon in the 9th shot.
20:41He went home immediately.
20:43The two of them will challenge
20:46the dimensional bomb.
20:47He went home immediately.
20:52First, the criminal role is red or blue.
20:54If you cut either line, it will explode.
20:58The detective role reads the scene
21:00and if you stop the explosion, you go home.
21:03If you explode,
21:05the criminal role goes home.
21:08For the punishment game,
21:10I'd like to have Gozu-san, who plays Shimazaki-san,
21:12do something surprising.
21:16How surprising?
21:17Gozu-san with five heads.
21:21The criminal role, Hamaie,
21:23is set to explode if you cut the blue line.
21:27Who will stay until the end and explode?
21:32I'm counting on you.
21:33I got it.
21:34Hey, which one is the criminal?
21:36This thrill is so fun.
21:38We can explode together.
21:40Stop it.
21:41Give me a hint.
21:42Which one is it?
21:43Red or blue?
21:44If you cut the red line,
21:46it will explode.
21:49Hurry up and tell me.
21:51Hurry up.
21:53Damn it.
21:54Hurry up.
21:55Hurry up.
21:56Hurry up.
21:57Damn it.
21:59I'm going to cut the blue line.
22:00I'm going to cut the blue line.
22:01I'm going to cut the blue line.
22:02I'm going to cut the blue line.
22:15How was it?
22:17I was really shocked.
22:20I was really tired.
22:24The criminal role, Hamaie,
22:26is set to explode if you cut the blue line.
22:31The criminal role, Hamaie,
22:33is set to explode if you cut the blue line.
22:35Mr. Ozu,
22:37I was really busy with the Aqua Line during the break.
22:42I was really hungry in the morning.
22:45I put a plastic bag in the car
22:48when I was in the middle of the traffic.
22:51I'm sorry.
22:53Me, too.
22:54Recently,
22:58when I came back from the emergency room,
23:00I was really busy.
23:03Where were you?
23:04I was in Tokyo.
23:09Stop exaggerating.
23:11As soon as I got off the Shinkansen.
23:15Mr. Kon, that's enough.
23:17That's enough.
23:18In the next episode,
23:19the two A-group members will dash together for the first time in the planning market.
23:27It's long.
23:28It's long.