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00:01Monday night, Daigo is doing his thing.
00:03What's next?
00:05The red team.
00:06The title of the short content they're doing on their own is...
00:12The man who eats natto in the coolest way in the world.
00:1430 seconds until the end.
00:16I don't eat it in a cool way.
00:18I'm a teacher.
00:19Of course, you have a senpai.
00:21They make a short content based on Daigo's ideas.
00:24The time limit is 30 seconds.
00:28I want something like this.
00:30Like a secret line?
00:31I see.
00:32He's making it a celebration.
00:34What's the last line?
00:36What's the first move?
00:38Put it on top one by one.
00:40No, I can't.
00:41I can't, I can't, I can't.
00:43I can't move.
00:45I can't move.
00:46What happened here?
00:48The man who eats natto in the coolest way in the world.
00:52Hey, Kai.
00:53Give it all back to me.
00:55It's okay if you do as I say.
00:56What?
00:58Did you decide on President Trump?
00:59I see.
01:00Then give President Trump three minutes to make time.
01:02I'll fly to America tomorrow.
01:05Tell President Trump firmly.
01:06I got it.
01:07What?
01:08A meeting with me?
01:09I don't have time.
01:10Just one minute.
01:11Come on.
01:13Natto and the world.
01:15I'll stir it up.
01:23Good.
01:24That's great.
01:25But that's not where we're laughing.
01:29Kou-chan.
01:30Kou-chan.
01:31You have a god with you.
01:33But I don't want to laugh at that.
01:36I want to do it properly.
01:38Good.
01:39The laughing god just poked his finger in here.
01:42He was biting while he was biting.
01:46Tonight, a new program with Daigo.
01:50Panic!
01:52The Panic! Grand Prix!
01:58Next up is the Blue Team's challenge.
02:00The Blue Team will challenge on their own.
02:03The title is...
02:06From the bottom of your heart on a deserted island in Dandy Island.
02:10You can explain it all.
02:12Wait.
02:15Who?
02:16Who will go?
02:17I don't know what to say, but...
02:19It's about expression.
02:21Have you ever found something?
02:23Yes, I have.
02:24I've been cleaning up.
02:26I didn't know there was a rescue team in the room.
02:29Why did you go to Dandy Island?
02:30I know, but I don't know if I can laugh.
02:33I don't believe you.
02:34Daigo will say it.
02:36He will.
02:37The situation has already been decided.
02:39Someone is coming.
02:41Who is it?
02:42Who is it?
02:43Wait.
02:44Let's go.
02:45I knew it.
02:47From the bottom of your heart on a deserted island in Dandy Island.
02:50You can explain it all.
02:54Dandy Island.
02:55He hasn't eaten or drunk anything.
02:57He's late.
03:05A helicopter?
03:06It's the sound of a helicopter.
03:11It broke.
03:12Is it a rescue team?
03:14It's coming.
03:15Yes.
03:17It's Dandy Island.
03:21Do you have a driver's license?
03:23Can't you get on the helicopter without a driver's license?
03:26It's tough.
03:27It's tough.
03:29Look.
03:31Get!
03:35It's beautiful.
03:36It's amazing.
03:37You got one.
03:39That way.
03:40I see.
03:41Okay.
03:42Yay!
03:45I thought everyone would get food.
03:50Mr. Kawashima, how was it?
03:51I'm surprised that they decided to use the fire extinguisher in this situation.
03:55But the rescue team is too strict.
03:58They have to have a driver's license.
04:00You can't get on the helicopter without a driver's license.
04:03Next is the red team's challenge.
04:06Red team.
04:07The title of the short content that the four of you will challenge is...
04:12This is the police station in Nakayoshi, Himatsugi.
04:16Aiming at the Madonna in the car.
04:19A big Valentine's Day strategy.
04:2230 seconds until the end.
04:24Is Madonna okay?
04:25Of course, Madonna is okay.
04:28Madonna and a car.
04:30They are too free.
04:33Kumapro is not in the circle.
04:35I'll put it in.
04:36There's another Madonna.
04:38There's another Madonna.
04:40Push the button.
04:41Push the button.
04:43This is a popular series.
04:46I want you to decide quickly.
04:48Speed violation.
04:50Traffic accident.
04:53Traffic accident.
04:56This is the police station in Nakayoshi, Himatsugi.
04:59Aiming at the Madonna in the car.
05:01A big Valentine's Day strategy.
05:06I'm bored.
05:08There's no incident.
05:09There's no incident.
05:11This is Valentine's Day.
05:13I wonder who Yuko will give chocolate to.
05:17You're the one who's aiming.
05:19You're the one who's aiming.
05:20You're the one who's aiming.
05:23Good morning.
05:25Good morning.
05:29What's wrong?
05:30Yuko, is it decided who will give chocolate on Valentine's Day?
05:36I've been asking you for a week.
05:38Speed violation.
05:42That's cute.
05:44If you don't mind, give me chocolate.
05:47Give me chocolate.
05:48Give me chocolate.
05:49Give me chocolate.
05:53Traffic accident.
05:56What is this?
06:00What is this?
06:02What is this?
06:05What is this American comedy?
06:08You should have ended it earlier.
06:10You should have said it in one breath.
06:12You should have tasted it.
06:15I was a little embarrassed.
06:17How was Mr. Yamamoto?
06:18Mr. Inada was so cute.
06:20I was nervous.
06:21But I wanted to see Mr. Kumapuro's version.
06:25That's true.
06:27Don't drink water.
06:28You didn't do anything.
06:31Next, I'd like to tell you a new story.
06:35That's enough.
06:37First of all, please go to the stage.
06:41Suddenly?
06:42I'm scared.
06:45It says something.
06:47This is the office.
06:48Office?
06:50You will work in this office.
06:54There is a changing room next to the office.
06:57When you change your clothes there,
06:59you have 30 seconds to think about what you want to do.
07:04That's crazy.
07:05Next, you have to say a slogan.
07:11If someone says it, I'll say it.
07:14I'm so scared that I'll be brought to a death game.
07:16I'm so pitiful.
07:19Let's start.
07:21Panic slogan.
07:22You have 30 seconds until the bell rings.
07:25You have to say a slogan based on the topic that Daigo came up with.
07:31This job is a convenience store clerk.
07:36You can change your clothes in 30 seconds.
07:39That's true.
07:42Don't change your clothes.
07:44I don't know what's going on.
07:46Why don't you change your clothes?
07:49What is this?
07:54It's a drama.
07:57You can say anything.
08:00Why am I alone?
08:01Let's start cooking at Daigo's convenience store.
08:05Let's go.
08:07You have to say a slogan based on the topic that Daigo came up with.
08:19The other day, a customer came to our store and asked us to heat up the batteries.
08:26The other day, a customer came to our store and asked us to heat up the batteries.
08:32This is scary.
08:34It's too scary.
08:35This is really scary.
08:41A customer came to our store and drew glasses with magic.
08:47A customer came to our store and drew glasses with magic.
08:55This is scary.
08:57A customer came to our store and bought coffee milk in a paper bag even though he had a beard.
09:08A customer came to our store and bought coffee milk in a paper bag even though he had a beard.
09:15What is this?
09:18A customer came to our store and bought coffee milk in a paper bag even though he had a beard.
09:28A customer came to our store and bought coffee milk in a paper bag even though he had a beard.
09:32Say it.
09:34A customer came to our store and bought coffee milk in a paper bag even though he had a beard.
09:47A customer came to our store and bought coffee milk in a paper bag even though he had a beard.
09:55I see.
09:57We will continue to rehearse.
09:59We will continue to rehearse.
10:01Next, say a complaint from a customer.
10:07This is scary.
10:08Say it from the opposite side.
10:11From the manager.
10:12The manager is empty.
10:13This is scary.
10:15The manager is white.
10:18I will say a complaint from a customer.
10:21I will say a complaint from a customer.
10:25The complaint is that he wants the water in the toilet to be emerald green.
10:31The complaint is that he wants the water in the toilet to be emerald green.
10:41I give him the money.
10:43There were two pieces of gum in the tray.
10:47He was in the train and he had two gums.
10:54He didn't say it himself.
10:59The male and female staff were kissing in the register.
11:03I asked them to go to the register.
11:06They hit me.
11:10The male and female staff were kissing in the register.
11:15I asked them to go to the register.
11:18They hit me.
11:23At night, turn on the light!
11:26That was the claim.
11:28At night, turn on the light!
11:31He was asked to give the product for free.
11:42He was asked to give the product for free.
11:48Let's do our best today!
11:51Yes!
11:55This is amazing.
11:57This is a bit strong.
12:01Even from the side, he had a great face.
12:06I was scared when the order changed.
12:09I thought there was still time.
12:12How was it?
12:14It was different from what I've seen so far.
12:17My heart was beating so fast that I couldn't enjoy it at all.
12:23That's a big failure.
12:26The red team.
12:30You have 30 seconds to change.
12:33You have to change quickly.
12:36What is this?
12:38We don't have time to think.
12:41What is this?
12:43What is this?
12:46Japanese style.
12:48What is this?
12:50What is this?
12:52What is this?
12:54This is an izakaya.
12:58Kumamon is in the kitchen.
13:01He is a chef.
13:04There is also an izakaya.
13:07Kumamon is in the kitchen.
13:10You are always fast.
13:13You look like Hakui.
13:15This is realistic.
13:17You have 30 seconds to change.
13:20Are you used to the gun?
13:22Yes.
13:23Everyone is kind.
13:26This is realistic.
13:28This is realistic.
13:30Let's start cooking.
13:33Yes.
13:34First of all, the new menu of this izakaya.
13:38Please announce what you want to cook.
13:41There is such a thing.
13:43What is the new menu of this izakaya?
13:47Put potato fries on sake.
13:52Put potato fries on sake.
13:55I don't like it.
13:59Put the sausage on the end of the bamboo shoot.
14:04Put the sausage on the end of the bamboo shoot.
14:08What is the new menu of this izakaya?
14:11Jomino's soup.
14:14Jomino's soup.
14:17It smells bad.
14:21Savel Tiger's Nikkorogashi.
14:25Savel Tiger's Nikkorogashi.
14:28I will do my best.
14:31I hid the yakitori somewhere in the izakaya.
14:36Find it.
14:38Hidden yakitori.
14:40I hid the yakitori somewhere in the izakaya.
14:44Find it.
14:45Hidden yakitori.
14:48You can cook the new menu of this izakaya.
14:53Please announce the new menu of this izakaya.
14:58The new menu is good.
15:01Please announce the new menu of this izakaya.
15:07The new menu is good.
15:09That is a new menu.
15:17No, no, don't say unnecessary things.
15:19Of course, of course.
15:22Imo, imo, imo tako, imo tako nankin.
15:27Imo tako nankin?
15:28Imo tako nankin, dobu no kuso.
15:32Dobu no kuso.
15:35What are you saying?
15:40He's being touched.
15:43What is dobu no kuso?
15:44This is impossible.
15:49Imo, imo tako nankin, dobu no kuso.
15:53Who asked you to say that?
15:57Kanen-chan, what did you think of our company?
15:59I love Kanon Eiko's new menu.
16:03It's Savel Tiger's Nikkorokashi.
16:06Please come and try it.
16:10Next, we will have Abe-san as our guest.
16:14Welcome, Abe-san.
16:15I wonder if I can do it.
16:17The red team will have Abe-san as a guest,
16:20and the two of you will do a short skit.
16:25Scout-man, I'm not talking to you.
16:29You have 30 seconds.
16:33Traffic jams.
16:34Panic Grand Prix will be broadcast on TVer Cool.
16:37Please subscribe to our channel.
16:43I'm not talking to you.
16:46You have 30 seconds.
16:48Everyone, look at each other.
16:50Which will be which?
16:54One is walking with Abe-san,
16:56and the other is walking with Abe-san.
16:58Is he going to say something to Abe-chan?
17:00Are you interested in the entertainment industry?
17:02He said yes.
17:05Should I answer both?
17:08One at a time.
17:09Yes, yes.
17:10I don't really care.
17:11Abe-san will answer.
17:14Kuma-pro will go first, and Abe-san will answer.
17:17Scout-man, I'm not talking to you.
17:25He's walking.
17:26Excuse me.
17:28I'm in charge of entertainment production.
17:34Are you free now?
17:36Yes, I'm free.
17:37By the way,
17:39are you interested in the entertainment industry?
17:42Yes, I am.
17:43Are you?
17:44Yes, I am.
17:46I'm interested in swimsuits and gravure.
17:51What do you think?
17:53I can do that.
17:54You can?
17:55Yes, I can.
17:57You can?
17:59Are you confident in your style?
18:02Yes, I am.
18:03Yes, I am.
18:06He's cute.
18:07Where are you now?
18:08Are you in Tokyo?
18:10Yes, I am.
18:12I'm in Tokyo.
18:14So you can go to work?
18:17Yes, I can.
18:19By the way, I'm not talking to you.
18:25That's good.
18:26I see.
18:27That's good.
18:31You said,
18:32you wanted to see my real reaction.
18:34How was it?
18:36How did I look at the end?
18:39You said,
18:40you wanted to see my real reaction.
18:42I was like,
18:43what?
18:44Are you that surprised?
18:46I thought you were looking down at Kumamoto.
18:49I thought so.
18:50I was like,
18:51I can't lose to him.
18:52I'm sorry.
18:53No, no.
18:54Thank you for your hard work.
18:56Thank you for your hard work.
18:58Stop it.
18:59Both teams had a fierce battle for two weeks.
19:03Who won?
19:04Red?
19:06Blue?
19:08Yes.
19:09One, two, three.
19:13The red team won.
19:16We won.
19:17We won.
19:18We won.
19:19We won.
19:20I'm glad.
19:21It was a good game.
19:223 to 2.
19:23It was a good game.
19:24I think it was the best 50 to 50 so far.
19:28In the middle of the field,
19:30Inada was saying,
19:31wow, wow.
19:32That's it.
19:33That was good.
19:34That was good.
19:35MVP.
19:36Wow, wow.
19:37Next week,
19:38Maeda,
19:39Oniakko,
19:40and Lover Girl
19:41will be on the show for the first time.
19:43I didn't know you could say that.