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00:00Tonight on No Gamble No Future, it's getting hot in here.
00:05I mean, if you want to go shirtless, I'll go shirtless.
00:07We can just make this into, like, the Magic Mike episode.
00:10Wait, we could just do whoever loses the stand-up game has to go shirtless the rest of the show.
00:13Yeah, we should do a stand-up game for pants.
00:15We shouldn't have just stripped poker the whole time, really.
00:18I'm totally in, by the way.
00:19Whose idea was this?
00:21This is awful.
00:23Keep your shirt on. It's time for No Gamble No Future.
00:26Now we're playing poker. Now we got a game.
00:30No Gamble No Future
00:44Jeff Platt alongside Brent Hanks at the PokerGo Studio.
00:47This is No Gamble No Future.
00:50And Brent, this is the story of the downfall of Rampage.
00:56But a new player, Mr. Paul Gunness, is back on No Gamble No Future.
01:01Maybe that's all Rampage needs is to have Paul directly to his left,
01:06play a couple big pots, and he'll be happy again.
01:09Boom, you're back.
01:10Yeah.
01:12A look at the chip denominations brought to you by PokerStars.
01:14PokerStars, black chips, 100, triples, 500.
01:16The yellows are 1K each.
01:18White flags, $5,000.
01:20And those cranberries, 25K apiece.
01:22Dude, I thought it was a microwave.
01:23It's unbelievable.
01:25What's your favorite thing to air fry?
01:27Chicken nuggies.
01:28Almost anything from Trader Joe's.
01:29Come on, man. Get the hell out of here.
01:31I never made French fries before.
01:33Really?
01:34Sounds like it's got to be a sin.
01:35No, no, no. So listen.
01:37Mozzarella sticks, air fry them.
01:39Chicken, salmon.
01:42While that's air frying, you put butter in a pan and let it just simmer.
01:47It's got to be glistening.
01:49Pull that bad boy out.
01:51Put it on a pan.
01:52Sear it.
01:53Sear it.
01:54Two minutes.
01:56You'll never find a better steak than this.
01:58Oh, my. 7-6 deuce.
02:00All diamonds.
02:02Set of 7s for Rampage.
02:04Set of 6s for Gunness.
02:06The queen I flush draw for pre-log.
02:09I've heard about that.
02:10Say that again.
02:11Sounds like it's a fad.
02:12It's creamy.
02:13Is that good?
02:14Yeah, it's super cool.
02:15Basically, you get like a core power or like a really nice chocolate milk.
02:20I forget.
02:21Some brand, right?
02:22You put it in there and you put whatever you want in it.
02:23It tastes like chocolate ice cream.
02:26Dude, this wasabi is healthy, right?
02:27Because it's going down the hard way.
02:29Unless you put like a little Oreo or something.
02:31And you get protein, too.
02:32Turned jack of hearts.
02:34But how does it make the ice cream?
02:36Put ice in it?
02:37No, because what you do is you make the mix the night before.
02:40That's the only way.
02:41You make it the night before.
02:42You freeze it.
02:43And then you put it there.
02:44That's two steps more than he wants to do.
02:46Imagine that.
02:4738.
02:48A large chunk of change must go in.
02:51I'm good.
02:533,800 from Gunness on the turn.
02:57He's got that **** you ice cream money.
03:01It's a wholesome thing to do with friends.
03:04They're sitting there watching TV.
03:06You're like, I pull out my frozen thing.
03:08Dude, that's such a flex because I don't have any friends good enough
03:11that would come over to my house to make ice cream with me.
03:14Dude, it's revolutionary.
03:16Get the **** out of here.
03:21River of clubs.
03:25Quick check.
03:27How much does Paul look for?
03:29You know what?
03:30I'll bring the Ninja Creamy to Rivers.
03:32When I come play your game, I'm going to bring a whole container
03:34with a frozen pint and we're going to make ice cream.
03:37It's going to be a value bet.
03:38It will not be the case.
03:39Here's a really underrated machine.
03:42A Margaritaville machine.
03:44I've been around one.
03:46They're cool.
03:47It's unbelievable.
03:4884.
03:50It's 8,400.
03:52The eyes that it makes.
03:57Folding would be criminal.
04:00Folding would be outrageous.
04:02Whatever.
04:04Might be beat.
04:07Good.
04:09Set of sevens beats a set of sixes.
04:13Sevens.
04:14Perhaps this leads to Rampage's rebound.
04:17Just getting even or near even would feel like a win for Rampage.
04:22When he said might be criminal for you to fold,
04:23I kind of felt like I didn't have the best hand anymore.
04:25You were right.
04:28A little more than 40K.
04:29Alex put me in the same boat, too.
04:31I feel it.
04:33Perhaps on the upswing is Rampage.
04:35I'm glad that deuce I was cheering for didn't come.
04:37One of the most popular content creators out there.
04:39Millions of views.
04:40Or the six.
04:42The six would have been cool.
04:43I was rooting for a six.
04:45What a bracelet online.
04:47Back in 2020.
04:49Livestreamed that one on YouTube.
04:52He was playing 1-2 four years ago.
04:54Now he's on No Gamble No Future.
04:57Wow.
04:58Four years ago?
04:59He must have really bought the dip.
05:02Who lost this hand?
05:04Ruiz?
05:05No, come on.
05:06Wolfgang.
05:08Should we attempt another one at some point?
05:11Yes, we should.
05:12I'll be in.
05:14Is it up to us?
05:16Can we just do it?
05:17Too hot to stand?
05:19Can we just sit and do it with the buttons?
05:21Yeah, I'm down for that.
05:22I mean, if they let us.
05:24Why don't you strip for us?
05:26I'd love to do it.
05:30We don't have to, but I would enjoy it.
05:33I mean, if you want to go shirtless, I'll go shirtless.
05:35We can just make this into like a Magic Mike episode.
05:38Why is he trying to get me to do it all the time?
05:40You don't think people are going to watch any?
05:42Whoa, dude.
05:43What are you, hating on the paste over here?
05:46Come on.
05:47Okay.
05:48JY, if you go shirtless,
05:50do you know how much traction Table Uno is going to have?
05:55Probably negative.
05:56Negative, right?
05:58If the guy running it is taking off his shirt on a TV stream.
06:04And doing shots of tequila.
06:06He might be on to something there.
06:07Wait, we can just do whoever loses the stand-up game
06:09has to go shirtless the rest of the show.
06:12I'm in.
06:14I'm shoving in the first hand.
06:17That actually, that feels like,
06:19that's way better than whatever bounty we were playing.
06:23I'm in.
06:24Ooh, I feel the air.
06:25I think they turned the air.
06:26Nice.
06:27I'm in for you.
06:28I can feel it.
06:29Are we allowed to do that?
06:30Can we talk to somebody?
06:31I'm totally in, by the way.
06:33If anybody's opposed, speak now or forever hold your peace.
06:35I'm out for that.
06:36The amount of all-ins that we would be playing.
06:38You're out or you're in?
06:39I'm in.
06:40That would be incredible.
06:41Everybody would be ram-punching.
06:44I think all the ladies would be.
06:45Paul, are we allowed to do that?
06:46I will finally not be on my own little island.
06:49Just a click back from Wolfgang.
06:51He is trying to induce Justin Young.
06:53I'm not going to lie.
06:54After that hand, I'm ready to punt.
06:58Justin does not want to fold to the foreman.
07:00Right.
07:01Comes with a wheel spin.
07:04Or maybe he does.
07:05You're incentivized.
07:06Makes the call.
07:07Yeah, that would be great.
07:08I think I might be even more tilted, though.
07:11It's perfect.
07:12It's like we could put all of the tilting things in one spot.
07:15And it'll be paradise.
07:17100%.
07:18But you have to be sure of it.
07:20Ace, 7, 4, clean for Wolfgang.
07:24DeMarcus on our trip.
07:25Nothing to do him for, J-Y.
07:27Cough.
07:29Does not wear a shirt.
07:31The entire time.
07:32Or underwear.
07:35That I can't verify.
07:37Cinco de Mayo.
07:39$5,500.
07:41He knows.
07:42Oh.
07:43Wow.
07:44All in?
07:45All in.
07:46Wow.
07:47What?
07:48How much more is he going for?
07:49The jack jam with the queen nine.
07:51It's going to be stone dead.
07:52Stone dead.
07:53Just about.
07:54You guys thought you could attack the craft beer guy.
07:57Wow.
07:5815, 12.
07:59This is dangerous.
08:03I mean, just in no arena can Wolfgang fold this, right?
08:08No.
08:09And no arena can Justin Young win this.
08:1215.
08:13It's like I'm running 9-9 exactly.
08:15There's no other way.
08:18Oh, I did not see that coming.
08:21There's the call.
08:22Almost 62K in the pot.
08:24It's not even going to be a sweat.
08:26Seriously, I have queen nine.
08:30Sick call.
08:32How did he know he was drawing dead?
08:35Because I got Joel's hand and I was trying to do it with Joel.
08:38Expensive joke.
08:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:43It's all my fault.
08:44Put the nine on the turn for the sweat.
08:46David, you obviously know my channel because you know Cinco de Mayo.
08:50Be nice.
08:53I love you, David.
08:56Wolfgang wins a massive one.
08:58I appreciate it so much that I have to do this.
09:03You've been banged.
09:05Banged by Wolfgang.
09:07Wolfgang's been banging everybody today on No Gamble, No Future.
09:10Oh, there it is.
09:11Right there.
09:12Yeah.
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09:42So we want to play the stand-up game.
09:43Yes.
09:44And we want the loser to have to remain shirtless for the rest of the show.
09:48I love that.
09:49Okay, perfect.
09:50That's excellent.
09:51Let's go.
09:52Okay.
09:53Are you guys starting right now?
09:54Starting right now.
09:55All right, let's go.
09:56The loser has to do what?
09:57Be shirtless for the rest of the show.
09:58Wait, what time is the show over?
10:00It's like an hour.
10:012 a.m.?
10:02No.
10:03One more hour.
10:04One more hour.
10:05Or they can choose to pay $500 a person.
10:07$1,000 a person.
10:08$1,000 a person.
10:09$2,000 a person.
10:10I'll leave the cash negotiation up to you, but you guys are allowed to do it.
10:13Okay, so you can either be shirtless for the rest of the show,
10:16or you pay everybody $1,000.
10:17Do they have to?
10:18So if you choose shirtless, there's no monetary thing?
10:20There's no monetary.
10:21No, I think we should do like $200.
10:22No, no, no, no.
10:23No, no monetary.
10:24The shirtless is already worse than that.
10:25No, no monetary.
10:26This is so bad.
10:27Or $500.
10:28Or?
10:29Dude, $500 is still for the elephant.
10:30$1,000.
10:31$1,000 for sure.
10:32But it needs to be like a severe penalty.
10:34Yeah, come on, dude.
10:35It needs to be severe.
10:36I mean, you should want to take your shirt off.
10:39That's the whole point.
10:40I'm taking my shirt off.
10:42I'm sorry.
10:43Who wants this to happen?
10:44I don't know.
10:45What is wrong with these people?
10:48What a horrible idea.
10:49At least we get to play the stand-up game.
10:53You guys sit down.
10:54Stand up.
10:55Hey, you tell them, man.
10:56Sorry, sorry.
10:57I don't want anyone to lose.
10:58Hopefully the game just goes on from here until the end of time.
11:02We were going to sit.
11:03Is it good?
11:04Yeah.
11:05$11,000.
11:06$13,000.
11:07Yep.
11:08Holy sh...
11:09Some of us don't want to take our shirt off.
11:11I know one thing.
11:12I'm not losing the stand-up game.
11:13I actually don't want it at all.
11:14That's a cool thing you just said.
11:16Let's see if it comes true.
11:18I mean, this is demoralizing.
11:20Or I'm losing a lot of money.
11:22One of the things happening.
11:27Whose idea was this?
11:28This is awful.
11:29You shouldn't do that, though.
11:30Money's cool to keep in your possession.
11:32Yeah.
11:33Overrated.
11:35I mean, why again?
11:37Sell that to my Baccarat habit.
11:39Oh, no.
11:40Now that you've opened the can of worms we can roast you,
11:43I wasn't going to bring it up, but you're f***ed now.
11:46I gave Chino a free roll yesterday, so it's hopefully no longer a habit.
11:51What a cool name, Chino.
11:52It is a cool name.
11:53It's like the school that those bald guys go to.
11:55Luis is safe.
11:56Just a clean winner.
12:00How can we hold our mic, by the way?
12:02Luis is going to keep his shirt on.
12:04Clip it on your nipple.
12:05Clip the nip.
12:06Oh, dude, clip the nip.
12:10Oh, please.
12:11Actually, I don't mind.
12:12I got a feeling whoever loses is paying the time.
12:14How are they going to wear the mic?
12:16One, two, three, four, five, six.
12:18So, if you lose the stand-up game, if you're the last one standing,
12:23you're either going to take off your shirt or pay $1,000 to each player.
12:31Free the nip.
12:32Both, which I enjoy.
12:35Free the nip.
12:40Yeah, instead of the nip game, this is the nip game.
12:42Right?
12:43Wow.
12:44Nip or nip?
12:45This is a revolution.
12:46I've been taking notes on cool things I've been hearing today.
12:48The nip game is going in there.
12:49The nip game is definitely going viral.
12:51I think I'm going to introduce it to college campuses.
12:54Hell, yeah, baby.
12:55I mean, the nip game.
12:57I think I have the most to lose here.
12:59I'm the baddest guy in the game.
13:00Not a bad idea on certain college campuses.
13:04It was my idea, and I'm the baddest.
13:06But here?
13:07Not here.
13:08No, you got to, you know, seven.
13:10That's us content creators.
13:11We steal content, and we don't give credit.
13:13And you have to spin the wheel, right?
13:15Obviously.
13:16Spin the wheel shirtless.
13:17Yeah.
13:20Just want to make sure that we're inviting this guy.
13:23I think what this is turning out to be.
13:25I don't know.
13:26I just showed up, and they said you can sit down if you have $20,000 on you.
13:28That's what I think it's turning out to be.
13:30$2,400.
13:31Hell, yeah.
13:33Oh, my God.
13:35So much ego in this hand.
13:39I love your commentary.
13:41I don't even need.
13:42He's just stoked he doesn't have to take his shirt off.
13:44He's ecstatic about it.
13:47We might just leave anyway.
13:49You guys want my shirt off?
13:51I'll take my shirt off.
13:52Rampage, sort of.
13:53I want you to take your shirt off.
13:55Turned out.
13:56You called the bluff.
13:58And table one.
14:00And table one.
14:01Table one.
14:31This rampage really going to go after it again.
14:35Ace of diamonds in hand.
14:36$15,000 in the pot.
14:38And he cannot beat pre-log.
14:42$10,000.
14:44Goes $10,000.
14:50Ethan's nipples must be like.
14:52It's been his nemesis.
14:54Finally get one through.
14:56Pepperoni.
14:57That would be an understatement.
15:00Makes sense.
15:01It's all making sense.
15:02You got bologna nipples?
15:03I was going to go there, yep.
15:05Wow.
15:06I mean, even me.
15:07It's like I kind of.
15:08There's some stuff going on here.
15:10She's going to love that one.
15:11I'm married, bro.
15:14Can't hurt my feelings anymore.
15:15Went in Vegas.
15:16Rampage gets called.
15:21Was that yours?
15:22Yeah.
15:25Wow.
15:28Oh my gosh.
15:29Wow.
15:30Makes the call with the five deuce.
15:33How do these chairs support the weight of your balls, Joel?
15:39They reinforce them because they knew I was coming.
15:41Joel, pre-log.
15:43Rampage cannot buy a pot off of pre-log.
15:49More No Gamble No Future after the break.
15:53Welcome back to No Gamble No Future.
15:55And while we were away, a trip to the wheel delivered pain to Brazil God
15:59in the form of extremely hot hot sauce.
16:02And now he's back to spin it again.
16:04Do you want to spin it?
16:06Yeah.
16:07All right.
16:08Go ahead.
16:09All right.
16:10Here we go.
16:11Hot sauce again.
16:12Quick and easy.
16:13One more time hot sauce.
16:14Let's go.
16:15Or wasabi.
16:16Really pile it on top.
16:17Yeah.
16:18Okay.
16:19He's due.
16:20Is Joel sharing in the profits of this, or?
16:22I'll give him a little work back.
16:24Jeez.
16:25Wasabi maybe?
16:26Let's go for the big thousand then for everybody.
16:28500.
16:29It's going through.
16:30Big reveal.
16:31No, no, no, no.
16:32Oh, big reveal for the Brazil God.
16:36All right.
16:37You can use this one time.
16:39Joel, you know what?
16:40I might gift this to you.
16:42Wow.
16:43That would be wonderful.
16:44That is the power in the hands of Luis.
16:46How long do we have to be shirtless if we decide?
16:48For the rest of the show.
16:49Oh, my God.
16:50Oh, my God.
16:51I think he's going to lose.
16:53I'm keeping this.
16:54Why are you acting like you're me right now?
16:56I'm the one that has the most at stake here.
16:58Maybe me and Marcus.
16:59I'm going to get clipped and put on the internet.
17:01Marcus just gets roasted for no reason.
17:03This is good for the internet right now.
17:05I think it's a huge win.
17:07Yeah.
17:08Let's tell them.
17:09You want to lose.
17:10I mean, you kind of do.
17:12J-Y does not want to lose.
17:15J-Y is like, I am married.
17:17These nipples are for my wife and my wife only.
17:19You guys can see the nipples.
17:21Whether I win or not.
17:23Yeah, but you got to clip the microphone to the nipple.
17:25I don't think the thing is that small.
17:29J-Y versus Marcus.
17:31Do you know that coffee?
17:33Yeah, it wasn't my idea.
17:34What is it?
17:35It's like 19.
17:36It's okay.
17:37You can just mention me in a comment reply or something.
17:40You know, tag me.
17:4119-9.
17:4219-9.
17:43I didn't know it was that much.
17:46Is it on me?
17:47Yeah.
17:48Oh, I'm sorry.
17:51The one chip threw me off.
17:52Do you have the runner twice, Marcus?
17:54We both do.
17:59That was your determining factor?
18:01Yeah.
18:02You got any cover, right, Marcus?
18:03Oh, Joel's got a score.
18:05That's close.
18:06There's no chance he can.
18:08He's so deep.
18:10Damn, that would be something.
18:13That was the bigger reveal right there.
18:15Now we're playing poker.
18:17Now we got a game.
18:19That was unbelievable.
18:20See how they respect.
18:21They walk all the way over there.
18:25I'm either shoving or folding.
18:26I'm not tunneling.
18:27You can go either way.
18:29Makes it easy for you.
18:30All right, I'll give you 5-2-1.
18:33Leave me alone with your.
18:38I'm going to fold.
18:40Dude, imagine being Joel's kid.
18:41You can't get one life past him.
18:43He does fold.
18:44Here we go.
18:45More than 40K in the pot.
18:46Twice.
18:47We will run it twice.
18:48Oh, boy.
18:49We need help, JY.
18:51I know.
18:52I know.
18:53He's talking.
18:54I'm just like, yeah, I get it.
18:55I'm not an idiot.
18:56Let's go.
18:57If Gonzalez wins this, he's up more than 100.
19:01He's up more than 100.
19:02He's up more than 100.
19:04Gonzalez wins this.
19:05He's up more than $100,000.
19:09I don't want to say that.
19:10I'll take nines.
19:11Okay.
19:12What's the odds?
19:14Even.
19:15Even.
19:16Dang.
19:17But it comes Queen 7-5.
19:21I felt like at some point I should give him action.
19:23This is what happens.
19:25Turn 4.
19:26He's like, I'll take 5% the worst.
19:27Oh, yeah, he doesn't lose.
19:30JY's like, thank God he chose.
19:32He's like, no, but it's not fair because I saw the Queen.
19:34I'm like, I don't get it.
19:35King first run out.
19:38You guys do it again.
19:39Mr. Young.
19:40I mean, I'll do it again.
19:42We know pre-log.
19:44I would have chopped.
19:46He went the other side.
19:48And bang.
19:50Oh.
19:51Ouch.
19:52Additional.
19:53Oh.
19:54King gets Jack 3.
19:57Congrats.
19:58Thanks.
20:01The turn is a 10.
20:04The scoop for JY.
20:07Back in the game.
20:09Get it on my side.
20:12What does that even do?
20:14He's roasting the extra four outs twice.
20:18Ace Queen versus nines with Ace Queen in the muck.
20:21Still finds a way to win both run outs.
20:25This is what Justin Young does on No Gamble No Future.
20:39Welcome back to the Poker Go studio for more No Gamble No Future.
20:5313.
20:55Skirt.
20:57Skirt.
21:02What was that, Joe called?
21:04Just me?
21:05Just a joke.
21:06A couple of sitters.
21:07A couple of sitters.
21:08Can you pump the brakes, Joe?
21:10Can you pump the brakes?
21:11Sitters or quitters I check I bet
21:14in the drink
21:1617 reasonable reasonable all right. Thank you reason. I'll see you on the river actually reveal
21:26Reveal um really the right one this one right here, please okay wait before he's oh he did call okay. Yeah, all right
21:35Relatively small to see one
21:41Strong
21:45Are you I know
21:55Jack was revealed
22:03It makes me so happy this whole hand makes me so happy
22:07Oh
22:34Brazil God sees right through this
22:37Makes it 30 K. You have two jacks
22:44If I was wishing you would have called for the other card do you really think I have
22:51This could work the snap raise
22:59Pre-log pick it off
23:01And
23:06This is really sick by Brazil God thinking there's no way you just led with the nuts on the turn
23:16He knows it's likely to pair and he's trying to force a fold
23:19Pre-log looks to make one of the best hero calls in this show's history
23:43Don't think is a king, but I don't think I can call
23:45I
23:49Lay it down
23:58Brazil God
24:09What's up
24:15Cool there's no one fold. Okay. He gets it. He's like I'm famous people aren't gonna fold
24:21Value bet. Okay. Can you can you slow down now, please?
24:26No, now I just put it in eighth gear, baby
24:32Brazil got up more than 30 K. Why you care for a drink? Here you go. Thank you
24:38Riz
24:39Finder you look we got a razor
24:46Oh
24:49Marcus do you think I had a king? I wasn't even checked out of the hand. I don't know what happened. You're still dealing with the hot
25:05Rampage did you see that move? What'd you do? I was inspired by you the but but it works. Oh you do it, right?
25:13You do it well
25:19I was really
25:20Nervous incredible with the one of the three of us. I believe it be shirtless today
25:25I think it's me one of the two famous guys. I don't think it's gonna be one of us
25:31What's more important not showing your I don't really care
25:34I
25:36Prefer not to
25:39Camera's gonna zoom in did we get to the bottom of who's behind this shirtless idea?
25:47Who first suggested it was it the new guy
25:51Gunner well, he should never come back
25:54If he was the one to suggest it could be the last time you ever place. Yeah, everybody knows
26:00better book a winner Paul
26:04Well, we got heads up maybe we can chop it we can just both like go crop top
26:09Chop it up. I take my shirt off you take your pants off. I'm down
26:13baby
26:14Nobody can see my pants off
26:19Thank you
26:23You go for a nice club puffy crisp bar right now, I'm just trying to make you
26:29Appreciate you're gonna eat right before you take your shirt off
26:32Last time I filmed you I had the hot sauce
26:35I got it twice, but they got progressively worse like one two, three. You got one. I got two and three
26:39Three ones real bad, and I don't do hot sauce
26:42So I I had like two of those mess clothes. They're actually pretty good
26:46when I saw your bluff I go I
26:50Got a
26:52Rampage the open ender pre-log nothing. Oh, yeah. No, I got a cut. He inspired me. That's cool. That was a sick
26:59Because there's just so much going on turn another five
27:08Well, I turned a good shot and
27:13We will continues to tell the story I
27:17Don't know what story he's telling by betting the five on the turn
27:21It seems like you can explain that to your viewers. That's a card. I'd be afraid of rampage having
27:26The river is an ace
27:30Rampage
27:31Rivers Broadway, can he draw some more?
27:34This is trouble for pre-log. He may feel compelled to now bluff and retry to represent the ace
27:42See if he does just shut it down
27:45Which is another story that might not make too much sense nothing so far now rampage has the goods
27:50So right won't matter as much in this spot
27:54Versus any borderline positions see a pre-log can shut it down
28:03Pages not beaten pre-log in a pot all night. Finally here has it
28:17Jacks back so could give up
28:25I
28:27Guarantee
28:32How are you the best
28:36Unbelievable, I don't know Joel I'm getting to know Joel very well. Oh my god. I'm gonna see him in your nightmares. I know it's unbelievable
28:47We're back right after this
28:49You
28:53The wheel and I are not friends
28:55So in the last episode I had level 2 and level 3 of the hot sauce level 3 wasn't even hot sauce
29:01It was like hot paste and I was like holding it back. It wasn't even moving
29:05So hopefully I don't get any of those this time because it was a disaster. I had to go to the bathroom
29:09I had to eat like multiple protein bars. It took me off my game
29:12Luckily, I still won that massive pot, but the wheel and I mortal enemies more so than everyone at the table
29:19I said coaching on Monday night heads up for Lisa. He'll be shirtless. You're fine
29:25Usually the guy who's like pushing got us or Wolfgang
29:29Sick let's go. Okay. We're saying five people standing. He thinks he's gonna lose. Yeah, I will this into existence
29:37Star is a huge favorite to lose
29:41You folded guys walk it out Wolfgang has to
29:45Get topless how much would you pay it out walk it out much would you pay for this? I don't I don't care
29:49I'll show my to the world. That's the worst thing
29:56This could be like my
29:59Kardashian moment, you know, how did you get famous? I showed my no gamble no future
30:04Well, walk it out, come on JY walk it out
30:14Walk it out Jackson
30:19This guy cares way better than I am Eminem 1,500
30:25Well, I mean for students you could there's an imaginary six case I fought for
30:33Buddy if you think I'm not taking off my shirt, you don't know who I am
30:39High-five juice one heart
30:44Okay
30:47One time, okay, bring it on the turn bring it on the turn
30:53Bring it on
31:02Check check River Queen King high is best
31:09Marcus
31:11Feel compelled to have to go for it with just four high
31:17Yes
31:27Now will it get through yeah gun us thinking all right, would he value bet ace high
31:32Could I have gotten unlucky against the Queen? Otherwise, I beat all the bluffs. I can call with King high correctly
31:38All right, all of it
31:40Wow or
31:47Just jams
31:51Cool
31:54No, come on a value bet I was valuable winner and that means Wolfgang is a loser
32:01Oh boy, oh this shirt comes off all coming off for Wolfgang
32:09You got to put on the nip and buy out
32:12I'm not paying me. Sounds like he's not gonna buy out. He's taking it all
32:22Just very strange, I mean he really tried did he put he put a lot of money in
32:26Camera give me a camera. No, put on the net clip the nip clip the nip
32:35It's just disturbing
32:41Hashtag free the nip it's gonna be a viral. Let's go dude. I would murder Joel for that body. What are we talking about?
32:55100%
33:00Dude you're like halfway to a six-pack. I'm halfway to a six-pack of beer
33:05Come on I'll give you a black chip. You have to stand shirtless slip
33:14Matt on audio thinking what did I sign up for here?
33:25Oh
33:29Wolfgang banged himself. This is a fun game. Good choice. Great choice you guys
33:37Don't we get paid something from this do or no, no
33:42It was that or a thousand we chose that might be the worst stand-up game in the head stand-up game can never be allowed again
33:55Here we are I should do a few push-ups honestly to get the pectorals going I
34:02Should have done this before so that they knew what they did. They knew I didn't have these pancake nipples
34:09She doing some shops
34:11He's doing some shops
34:13Here we are. This is gonna be great content
34:17I'm I know
34:19I'm gonna watch this a lot of push-ups
34:21I
34:23Smart to get some push-ups in yeah, I really flex on it
34:29Dude when I was in high school, I used to do the push-ups in the bathroom trying to I mean he's still going
34:36Now the 97% male audience will
34:45I just cancelled mine
34:51Oh
35:03Yeah, we should do stand-up game for pants
35:07Shouldn't just strip poker the whole time
35:12Job way too easy. We're just the producer
35:15Immediately it's a subscription site. It's like Branton Jeff one of them is really happy
35:25Both furious yeah delicious
35:32Big full joy, or are you thinking of making I don't know how to call him
35:44I got taught my lesson early
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36:19Time now for the GTO wizard wizard of the day and tonight
36:22It is none other than Wolfgang himself for his ability to make his shirt
36:27Disappear his incredible ability to lose hand after hand after hand is unmatched and from the looks of things a few more push-ups might
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36:43Nice
36:45Biggest winner Joel no
36:48No
36:50It's on me. It's on me. It's on me
36:53No, it's Wolfgang for sure. Everyone's been throwing the money. I'm up
36:57I'm up a lot 20
37:00Or less I'm in for 60. I'm in for 82,000. Yeah
37:09Remember I got stacked
37:12Said I'm gonna get scooped and I got scooped
37:29Three nine six couple parts sevens best at the moment, but Gunnis is the favorite
37:42Oh
38:12Good
38:17You won't show me I'll see it
38:21I'm perfectly fine with my station in life, dude. I just I run really good on at this table. That's all I gotta say
38:27I have the Joel man
38:30That a few a few candid ones
38:33Can you know this is really cringe for you, but you can do it. All right, since I encourage everybody I will do
38:42There's an omen
38:53There's cameras and you're like quite a few when you open there you push your pants open
39:03This I'm really proud of you
39:07Do you do weddings? Yes
39:12I gave the phone to the wrong person. He's vlogging
39:16Joel's now vlogging
39:18He's got the makings to be like
39:21Look at that natural. It's not the right along
39:25A lot of I have the medicine
39:30In the life Andrews or Brad success don't you like
39:35I lost him for you
39:40Problem the pot
39:42I
39:44Get some of my chips back
39:49These rails are like nice they're kind of they kind of rail your stomach right? Yeah. I'm like I feel it
39:58This is the seat where Patrick and Tony is won a million dollars off of
40:02Eric
40:04Yes, it is on this very show
40:07So the Titans he hasn't used a day
40:13I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, he's an attractive man. Yes. I'm I can say it probably
40:24It's like good you threw that first part in there
40:28Rampage with a straight but not a thrilling river. It's poker. Yeah, it's poker. You can be lying at the table
40:36I guess though if you had
40:38Anyway, still could have been a club or something. I really wanted the club
40:47You are the best I told you I have the medicine
40:51You get you get a commission for sure. Okay, there we go. Just put my straddle off
40:56Thousand two hundred
40:58I'll do the four. You'll earn it in golf. You're stuck. You're stuck like a trillion
41:07Just give me a golf up. Oh, let's do that. That'll be the real wake. Wait, we'll make way more golf 100%
41:21Actually, can you get one of me get one on me on there just like a nice little
41:29Paul's in the house. Shut it to me. Make sure you sign. Is it on me? It is. Yeah. Oh
41:40BHA big hand alert
41:4814 BHA big hand alert BHA
41:54Hang on let's get a video
41:59Then you say first call
42:04Okay, then just smash
42:10Sweet treat video the whole thing. No. No, don't don't run a story the whole story. I check I do check how much I
42:18How much I have to bet for you to fold? I
42:21Don't know maybe like a dime bonuses
42:24Okay, I bet 980. Let's go
42:29900 okay, I make it
42:353,200 Wow the check raise
42:39I got a 25 behind
42:4432
42:46Holy maybe I don't have the medicine for him. I fold I fold I fold clicks it back snap fold from gun
42:53What?
42:56Just out. Oh, I'm sorry. I clicked it back meaning just all of
43:03Oh, what a come for for no, are you good? Did you win?
43:26I call a
43:28Look at the sack sizes brought to you by poker stars and today's biggest winners the shirtless one himself Wolfgang up over 51
43:35Hey on the session Marcus Gonzales right there with him up over
43:39$46,000 the biggest loser rampage down 47 pay
43:45What a day of poker a day that saw a little bit of everything
43:48We saw a little more than we hoped for for our entire crew for Brent Hanks. I'm Jeff Platt
43:53Thanks so much for watching and we'll see you next time for more. No gamble. No future