Aired (March 15, 2025): Following her vacation in Europe, Kakai Bautista responds to questions about a potential relationship abroad and discusses her dating standards. #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00Oh my gosh!
00:02You are...
00:04A lot of people are related.
00:06Pinky May.
00:08The netizens are curious.
00:10They always ask me.
00:12They know we are close.
00:14I have your ear.
00:16Is your brother dating Bautista?
00:18You see?
00:20He's really getting mad.
00:22He's laughing at the mic.
00:24Date?
00:26Just kidding.
00:30I told you.
00:32Sometimes, it's hard to avoid.
00:34Rico, can I pee first?
00:38We didn't do anything.
00:40It just happened.
00:42He got mad.
00:46When we were talking about the date,
00:48he suddenly got mad at the mic.
00:50He's excited.
00:56He's practicing.
00:58Are you dating Bautista?
01:00There's a girl.
01:02It's hard.
01:04When I go to Europe,
01:06I always tell the Afam,
01:08Wow!
01:10The Afam!
01:12No.
01:14I always tell them,
01:16if you want to date me or see me,
01:18you have to go to the Philippines.
01:20Or you have to make your way
01:22just to see me.
01:24Make a big effort.
01:26Just like that.
01:28I'm not showing off.
01:32Sometimes, I talked to the Afam.
01:34She's annoying.
01:36She's flirting.
01:38But she said,
01:40I realized that you're a proper girl.
01:42A proper woman.
01:46Even if you bring me to a bar
01:48where there are a lot of handsome guys,
01:50and they're dancing,
01:52I'm just like this.
01:54In real life,
01:56someone came up to me.
01:58I was in Switzerland.
02:00Can I buy you a drink?
02:02He's so handsome.
02:04Too bad.
02:08I was flustered.
02:10He said,
02:12Can I buy you a drink?
02:14I was flustered.
02:16I said, I can buy my own drink.
02:18You said that in Swiss.
02:20Then don't.
02:22Then don't.
02:24After that, I flirted with him.
02:26He said, do you want to go to the Philippines?
02:28I saw that he didn't message me anymore.
02:30I saw that he got married.
02:34But he's kind.
02:36Before, I didn't want to flirt with Afam.
02:38Now, I want to flirt.
02:40For me, you have to make an effort first.
02:42It's hard.
02:44LDR.
02:46You have to find a way.
02:48There are a lot of girls who are shooting you.
02:50Right?
02:52So, you have to be careful.
02:54Even if you flirt with him,
02:56you have to make an effort first.
02:58You have to make an effort first, right?
03:00Yes.
03:02So that you can see the pimple.
03:06You're blushing.
03:08Can you imagine the pimple?
03:10She's so excited.
03:12Let's do it again.
03:14Message Jojo.
03:16You can do it in brown.
03:18Brown?
03:20Not the color.
03:24What is this? Barnice?
03:26This is the color.
03:28Barnice?
03:32There's no such thing as equal.
03:34You know a lot.
03:38Next time, we promise you
03:40reproductive health.
03:42We'll invite you again.
03:44We'll compare the ones with reproductive health.
03:48I'll just show you the slides.
03:50I'll just show you a part of it.
03:52You'll know when it's broken.
03:54It's glowing.
03:56Let's make an ad for this.
03:58For our Shira Shira endeavor.
04:00Mars,
04:02for example,
04:04you have access to the future.
04:06We have a time machine here.
04:08A time machine.
04:10A time machine.
04:12For example, you'll meet your future boyfriend.
04:14What's your message to him?
04:16For example, that's Swiss.
04:20That's not true.
04:22But Swiss is different.
04:24They're different.
04:26It's confusing. What's my message?
04:28If that's Swiss,
04:30Guten Morgen.
04:32F**k me.
04:34That's my message to him.
04:36Because the river is dry.
04:38Just kidding.
04:40You should open the dap.
04:42F**k me now.
04:44That's the only message.
04:48Girls,
04:50this is just for 47.
04:52Take your cue from Kakai.
04:54Be bold. Tell him exactly what you want.
04:58Life is clean.
05:00Just go for it.
05:02Don't forget to be responsible.
05:04Love yourself.
05:06We tend to forget.
05:08Just go for it. You're not responsible.
05:10Everyone around you
05:12is a pest.
05:14You're a pest.
05:16Just go for it.
05:18But be responsible.
05:22Give a round of applause for Kakai Bautista.
05:28Let's do this, Mr. Vice Chair.
05:30Your Honor, Ms. Catherine,
05:32we have an executive whisper.
05:34You may choose to say it out loud
05:36on the microphone,
05:38or you can whisper.
05:40Let's start with the first question.
05:44I know you like pinkaloo.
05:48This might be possible for you.
05:50Who is the celebrity
05:52that you almost
05:54had a boyfriend?
05:56I know.
05:58Can I say it?
06:00Don't.
06:02I don't know if we almost had a boyfriend.
06:04We know that.
06:06Ms. Aron.
06:08What?
06:10That's amazing.
06:12That's sensational.
06:14We know that.
06:16I'm happy for him.
06:18He's also happy for me.
06:20Are you going to deny it?
06:22Here's the second question.
06:26Who is the celebrity
06:28that you're hoping for now?
06:30The one I'm hoping for forever?
06:32Piolo Pascual.
06:34He's different.
06:36He has charisma,
06:38he's kind, handsome.
06:42He's like this.
06:44Yes, he's like that.
06:46Why is my mouth like that?
06:48Your mouth is like that.
06:52It's drooping.
06:54Your mouth is drooping.
06:56It's different.
06:58It's drooping.
07:00It's different because of his charisma.
07:02He's the only one.
07:04I love you too.
07:06Happy dress.
07:08When we're talking,
07:10we're just like this.
07:12But when Piolo comes,
07:14he's like this.
07:16It's painful.
07:18It's like a cat on a loud roof.
07:22That's the effect of Piolo.
07:24That's right.
07:26We've learned a lot
07:28and our conversation was fun.
07:30Let's give a round of applause
07:32Thank you very much, Ate Kai.
07:34And because of what you've shared with us today,
07:36Madam Chair has given us
07:38a rule.
07:40Yes, right away.
07:42Actually, on the fly.
07:44What is it, Madam Chair?
07:46This is called
07:48Jowa o Pera Lo.
07:50It's like I'm the one with the money.
07:56Stop looking at me.
07:58Jowa o Pera Lo.
08:00Before you look for a boyfriend,
08:02look for money first.
08:04It's better to have money
08:06when you're ready,
08:08than when you're not.
08:10I agree.
08:12Thank you very much, Ate Kai.
08:14Do you have a message
08:16or advice
08:18to our listeners?
08:20I always tell singles
08:22to enjoy being single.
08:24Why? It's a big help.
08:26If you're in a relationship
08:28and it didn't work out,
08:30if you enjoy your single-blessedness
08:32before you see that relationship
08:34and you're broken in that relationship,
08:36you'll have a happy singlehood.
08:38Perfect.
08:40Because sometimes we're broken
08:42and we don't come back
08:44because we're happy being alone.
08:46You need to build that happiness.
08:48Truth.
08:50Go for self.
08:52Let's give it up for Ate Kai.
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