Aired (March 15, 2025): Kakai Bautista shares her honest thoughts on singlehood and emphasizes her focus on reproductive health. #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00What's the disadvantage of not having a boyfriend, not having a partner?
00:05Let's go back to a typical day. You're awake, you're cooking, you're on your phone.
00:10Is there anything that you wish for from a guy that makes you happy?
00:16I don't want to talk about it.
00:17Huh?
00:18I don't want to talk about it.
00:19You know, I've come to the point where I don't want to be with a guy.
00:21Why is that?
00:23Are you sick?
00:24Are you sick?
00:25You're sick right away?
00:26Is it like that? Sorry.
00:29I don't get mad at guys.
00:32Even in other countries, you know, if I'm not drunk, I won't talk to him.
00:37If I'm with a guy, I'll be like this.
00:43But I'm not a bitter person.
00:45I'm used to being alone.
00:47Even if we're just next to each other.
00:49The only disadvantage for me is reproductive health.
00:52Explain, please.
00:54You know, if you're less drunk, you need to poop, right?
00:58Yes.
00:59Right?
01:00Because it hurts.
01:03So there's a solution to the problem.
01:06You need to pee.
01:08You need to pee.
01:10You need to poop.
01:14That's all for me.
01:16At this point in my life, that's my only disadvantage.
01:19You don't want to be next to him, but you need to poop.
01:23I'm playing a game right now.
01:25You don't want to be next to him, but you need to poop.
01:272025 is the year for pooping.
01:30Wow.
01:31Because there were chances before, right?
01:34I just didn't want to.
01:36I don't know why.
01:37You're a cheerleader.
01:38If there's poop, you know.
01:40It's crazy.
01:41Like I said, there's a point.
01:43Even if we're watching something,
01:45that's the level of my happiness as a single.
01:48Sometimes, we're just watching someone kissing.
01:52I'm too passionate.
01:54Sometimes, I'm like this.
01:56I don't feel anything.
01:58I don't feel anything.
02:00Sometimes, I'm like this.
02:02What happened to you?
02:04I don't feel anything.
02:05The area doesn't flutter anymore?
02:07No.
02:08It flutters.
02:09In other places, I'm like this.
02:13It's just like that.
02:14But now, it's back.
02:16It's hot.
02:17It's seasonal.
02:18It's hot now.
02:19It doesn't disappear.
02:22It's back.
02:27Why do you look like that when you do that?
02:33There are pictures where you can't see the penis.
02:36The penis is just here.
02:38They're super toast.
02:40There's patapas.
02:41There's pa-wala.
02:42Where is it?
02:45That's why I'm excited.
02:46Where is it?
02:48I'm excited for 2020.
02:50What is that?
02:51It's cute in Europe.
02:52Did you see this?
02:53It's color coordinated in Europe.
02:55Anyone can do that.
02:57What is that denture doing here in this country?
03:01It's an animal.
03:03That is one magnanimous set of teeth.
03:08It's true.
03:09I don't get noticed.
03:11I'm walking in London.
03:12Trafalgar Square.
03:13I don't get noticed.
03:14Trafalgar Square?
03:15The penis is in a sweater.
03:17It's fluttering.
03:20It's such a big, gargantuan denture.
03:24What is this all about?
03:26They're really confused.
03:28What is this creature?
03:31You have a penis.
03:32You have that.
03:34There.
03:35There's a circle.
03:40This is a disadvantage.
03:41If you don't have a boyfriend.
03:43If you growl like that.
03:45We'll use this.
03:46If there's an occasion.
03:48If you don't have a plus one.
03:50If you don't have a story to tell.
03:52Because you can't contribute.
03:54Especially if there are relationships in front of you.
03:57I don't care about them.
04:01What about Valentine's Day?
04:03I don't care.
04:04Go to Valentine's Day.
04:05I have a lot of money.
04:07Valentine's Day.
04:08Tomorrow, you don't have money to pay for electricity.
04:10Because you're broke.
04:12Broke.
04:14I'm not on that stage anymore.
04:17Before, you're still bitter.
04:21I don't have any chocolates.
04:23That's why I bought chocolates.
04:25Even a box.
04:27And flowers.
04:28I want money more than gifts.
04:30Bukay, but the inside is money.
04:32I like that more.
04:34Bukay, but the inside is money.
04:36I'm not affected if there's no plus one.
04:38I'm already dead.
04:42You're already on the stage.
04:44When you reach this.
04:46When they're talking about love life,
04:48you're also excited.
04:50Because I said,
04:52Lord, if you're not going to give me a life partner,
04:54or just a partner,
04:56I'm okay with my friends
04:58who can enjoy their love life.
05:00I'm already fulfilled.
05:02Love you.
05:06Stop looking at me.
05:08Nothing.
05:10I'm sorry.
05:12This hurts.
05:15I have a DSWD.
05:17I'm a kid.
05:1916?
05:21This is not legal.
05:23When I go to DSWD,
05:25they'll say,
05:27this is like a show.
05:29Don't be here.
05:31This is an illusion.
05:33But you know,
05:35I'm always in a relationship.
05:37I'm really scared.
05:39I'm happy when they're happy.
05:41Especially my other friends.
05:43I'm really successful with my married life.
05:45That's where I get excited.
05:47I don't get excited with people who don't care about me.
05:49Even if you're in front of me.
05:51Even if you're on the street.
05:53I don't care about you.
05:55When the conversation is fun,
05:57I can still relate.
05:59Because I've been there.
06:01How can you not be happy when you can't relate?
06:03You can relate.
06:05Your problem is if you don't want to relate,
06:07it means you're bitter.
06:09You're bitter when you don't want to relate.
06:12I don't relate.
06:14Especially when it's about sex.
06:16It's fun to talk about it.
06:18When you're in front of me,
06:20I'm so happy for you.
06:22I'll cry.
06:24I used to be like that.
06:26I used to be young.
06:28But I guess that's my character.
06:32Especially now, I'm happy.
06:34I'm happy that I'm like that.
06:36You've been through a lot.
06:38Yes.
06:40If you're bitter for other people,
06:42they'll be happy.
06:44Even if you're just being sarcastic.
06:46If they're happy, just support them.
06:48And I thank you for that.
06:50I love you for that.
06:52You know what she said to me?
06:54You're always happy for them.
06:56It's their happiness.
06:58At a very dark time in my life.
07:00How dark?
07:02Super dark.
07:04Like dark chocolate.
07:06It goes to black.
07:09It's super dark.
07:11It's so dark.
07:13Then you're there,
07:15and there's a cockroach in the dark.
07:17Horror movie.
07:19The movie is so good.
07:21Cockroach in the dark.
07:23So scary.
07:27She said to me,
07:29Do you like this?
07:31I said yes.
07:33If one day you don't like it,
07:35I'll still be here.
07:37She's like that.
07:39She'll push you first,
07:41but in the end, you'll be happy.
07:43I'm like that to my friends.
07:45I'll support them.
07:47It's their happiness.
07:49Why would you take it away from them?
07:51That's why they're happy.
07:53Even if they're just being sarcastic.
07:55Just support them.
07:57If they cry, listen to them.
07:59Shout in their ears, stupid.
08:03That's how best friends should be.
08:06Even if he's not here,
08:08I can still hear him.
08:10It's true.
08:20Last one.
08:22There are people who say,
08:24That's why she's like that.
08:26She's getting old.
08:28Do you accept that?
08:30What do you mean by that?
08:32What are the advantages of being old?
08:34Well,
08:36usually in our culture,
08:38it's said that it's sad
08:40because you're single.
08:42Is that true?
08:44I'll just say that I'm sad.
08:46What's wrong with single blessedness?
08:48It's not bad.
08:50It's a choice.
08:52Does that mean mothers are bad
08:54because they chose single blessedness?
08:56Is that true?
08:58Sisters, hello.
09:00No.
09:03They're also like that.
09:05They're single forever,
09:07but their relationship is with the Lord.
09:09Yes, that's right.
09:11So you don't think single blessedness is bad?
09:13Why? Are you going to bury me?
09:15She's saving.
09:17Are you paying my insurance
09:19for 44,000 pesos quarterly?
09:21Wow!
09:25Shit, I'm going to get married.
09:27You just remembered.
09:29Don't be spoiled.
09:31The problem with us
09:33is that we're spoiled.
09:35Yes, I just want to request
09:37especially in family gatherings,
09:39let's remember that it's a happy occasion.
09:41Let's not put in drama,
09:43judgment, or grudges.
09:45Especially to the children
09:47that we haven't seen for a long time.
09:49Let's give them wisdom.
09:51Don't be like that.
09:53If you ask me,
09:55think first if you're going to ask me
09:58At 47,
10:00is the pressure higher?
10:02I already said your age.
10:04You're still growing.
10:06Is there pressure
10:08because you're at this age?
10:10We are at this age.
10:12So if you don't know,
10:14Ms. Rakay and I are already in our 40s.
10:16We look like we're 17.
10:18It's true.
10:20You're still a baby face.
10:22That's too much.
10:24Mars, someone asked me
10:26How old are you?
10:28I said, I'm turning 47.
10:30He said,
10:32you look like you're in your 30s.
10:34I said, what's your secret?
10:36He said, I don't have a husband.
10:38I told him
10:40that in a marriage,
10:42the happiest person
10:44should be the mother.
10:46Why?
10:48The mother brings everything.
10:50The father is the provider.
10:52If your mother is sad,
10:55you'll all be affected.
10:57If a woman is not happy in a relationship,
10:59she'll be destroyed.
11:01Domino effect.
11:03Yes, that's true.
11:05When do you want to be destroyed?
11:07Maybe later.
11:09Immediately.
11:11Wait,
11:13I'll buy a flight ticket.
11:15Just kidding.
11:17For everyone's information,
11:19I'm not a Filipino.
11:21My ancestors are Baptists.
11:23Filipinos are hard to understand.
11:25It's hard for them.
11:27They can't keep up.
11:29They can't follow the Filipino wavelength.
11:31But when it comes to Afam,
11:33they understand.
11:35Somehow, they understand.
11:37Because Filipinos,
11:39don't be fooled by men.
11:41Naturally, men have big egos.
11:43Stop it.
11:45I'm just kidding.
11:47I was asked before,
11:49I was asked if Afam
11:52made your partner strong.
11:54They said they like it.
11:56They like it better.
11:58The one who answers.
12:00The one who answers.
12:02They can leave it.
12:04For example, in a party,
12:06you can say,
12:08I love you.
12:10Don't be like that.
12:12Too much, babe.
12:14Too much.
12:16They also like submissive,
12:18but balanced.
12:20That's true.
12:22Men need to rule.
12:24That's how other Filipinos are.
12:26I don't know how to call it.
12:28True, but shout out to
12:30Stop it.
12:32There you go.
12:34Sorry, sorry.
12:36I might spill water.
12:38Wait.
12:40Shout out to fathers,
12:42husbands,
12:44real men who are
12:46responsible for
12:49their own happiness.
12:51Sorry.
12:53Their own responsibility.
12:55I know a lot of men
12:57and fathers
12:59who are really
13:01believable.
13:03My brain is just for Afam.
13:05It's hard for a Filipino
13:07to have the same brain as mine.
13:09That's why it's pink.
13:11Pinkalu.
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