Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an unbelievable story where a man was suffering from passing gas out of his dong and "finishing" out of his butt for over two years before seeking medical attention.
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00:00a story so nuts this is the butt one this is the butt one so nuts i had to do my research on it to
00:13make sure it was legitimate before i brought it to the show that's smart to do okay a man
00:18hear that ejaculated out of his anus for two years before seeking help maybe this is what i'm doing
00:30anal ejaculator chuck the freak what a team of doctors have documented what they're calling
00:38a curious case of rectal ejaculation wow that's uh but that's not all oh that's not all
00:47that was enough i know that was enough lisa i know that was enough more but there's more to
00:53this 33 year old guy yeah sought medical attention after having pain in his testicles for five days
01:03for two years he'd been dealing with this yeah but finally ball pain is what took him
01:10i get it yeah i get it
01:12he had the piss farts i'm not exactly sure what you're talking about that's that's i'm not exactly
01:22sure what i've never heard those two words combined no so he would fart and pee at the same time when
01:29he peed he'd pass gas in his urine wait a second so he farted out of his wiener penumaturia there's
01:39a technical name for it man you'd love to hear it he worse also pooped out of it poop dick yeah
01:48doesn't make it any better when you say it quietly
01:53so he pooped out he pooped and right out of there would pass semen from his rectum there's no
02:02this is how rare that one is there's no medical term for it like there is a term for urinating fecal
02:08matter fecal aurea there is a term for farting when you pee penumaturia like how does that even
02:16happen tubes are all wild uh it's highly recommended they say you seek medical attention
02:25should you begin passing wind from your penis peeing poop or pooping pee or ejaculating out
02:31of your anus please seek medical attention immediately if a fart came out of mine i don't even know
02:38like i would almost i'd almost think i was losing my mind or something like like that i imagined it or
02:46i'm hallucinating or i mean i'd hit the old google you know yeah yeah uh let's go to voice changing
02:54hi anonymous good morning good morning can i ask you are you a pee farter i sure am you are you suffer
03:04his farts how does it happen when does it happen it was only one time i had an emergency surgery for
03:12an uh incident that i had um and had to have a catheter and when they removed the catheter it ended
03:21up uh apparently leaving gas in there or some air in there but when i started to pee it it started to
03:28come out and i grabbed my phone and started to record the sound and it's the nastiest sounding thing
03:34it's uh i literally i i thought of you guys and i wanted to send it in to you but my phone ended up
03:41screwing up uh a long time after before i got it to you and i never got to send it to you guys
03:48it's a real tragedy that's a real that's a real tragedy yes that's exactly what you should think
03:56oh my god all right thank you appreciate it let's see if you think it sounds something like this here
04:00i hope not i really hope not it does that's really you gotta go to the doctor yeah i thought i thought
04:08mine would sound like when you let air out of a balloon but you stretch the end and it makes that
04:14real high pitched like a i thought it might be like a whistle like oh that's a nice one we have
04:24another one regular line here um you you also suffered from penis farts i did what what led to
04:33yours so i had a motorcycle accident and the trauma from my motorcycle accident caused a rupture in my
04:40bladder and it connected to uh the the colon or whatever part of the intestine that would pass
04:46gear uh gas and fecal matter between the two oh man that's terrible you didn't have fecal matter though
04:54so i did so when when you would pee when i would pee there it would look yeah it would look like
05:01coffee grounds oh no no no no you had the wiener poops i did yeah so i was on antibiotics for
05:11probably eight months straight i was gonna say you probably get infections and stuff yeah you listen
05:14you didn't use urinals did you yeah i did and it was embarrassing because you never know who was next
05:21to you and then you know when you're done going to the bathroom that's when a little bit of the gas
05:25would escape and i'm like oh man i hope nobody hears that yeah but i'm thinking about you having
05:29your wiener poops in a urinal yeah but i don't know it's just a little it just looked like cloudy
05:35it was cloudy it wasn't more fecal flakes yeah i wasn't peeing out turds or nothing okay okay
05:41so that would be a trick it wasn't penile turds or nothing no oh man
05:51ladies and gentlemen for my next trick i will pee out a turd oh my god
05:57okay so the play-doh factory the original story of this guy who ejaculated out of his anus for two
06:03years he did urinate fecal matter you think like that you think like yeah probably like not little
06:10nugs or anything no i don't think it was like james said like a play-doh factory yeah what is that
06:16big long brown spaghetti all right okay all right all right all right all right oh my god
06:22is it matthew mcconning no all right all right all right all right i thought it was like hey yeah
06:26or whatever
06:27all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right
06:31hey uh i said no fillers
06:38All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
06:45Penile turds.
06:47It's just a penile turd.
06:48What's the deal?
06:49I don't know what's going on right now.