A listener sent an e-mail about his current situation and when some of the words are too vulgar to say, Dave has to act them out while the rest of the show guesses what he is doing.
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00:00so our next email came into email at daveandcheckthefreak.com says how's she going
00:08hey let me start off by saying love the show i have a situation going on that's not your
00:13ordinary situation and you guys are perfect for giving advice on these things i found so
00:17i'm a 24 year old guy that's divorced my ex is the sluttiest of sluts congratulations
00:23definitely a part of the legion i learned that after just two and a half years of marriage
00:28she lied to me about how many guys she was with she's been with all ages let's just say she pretty
00:33much does anything so to me she is absolute trash i mean long story short she's just not a great
00:39person for some reason though she'll still do anything for me and when i mean anything i'm
00:45talking sexually yes now i don't absolutely see a future with her whatsoever but i've been so stuck
00:53on her doing things for me like make videos of anything i ask for
00:58yes david oh my god what david just uh and i can't say david you know with the
01:10the full he'll say it like the full hand yes yes yes yes um the
01:16hold on this is kind of like charades it's kind of like charades anything he wants
01:24that's terrible i don't know what that is it could mean anything it could mean two things
01:31i think we know so fountain time fountain time little
01:36around play back play back play yep you're getting it yeah
01:43good at this i think it was like charades it is yeah just a double double double double
01:49yeah hello yeah double yeah
01:52uh-huh double bleh double bleh
01:56i love dirty charades okay one more thing she gets her to do okay okay sounds like i'm gonna need
02:04a tool for this okay all right all right making like a paper airplane he's carving so he's cutting
02:11he's he's actually cutting something out of a piece of paper exciting it's like watching magic
02:16uh-huh oh glory glory glory hole
02:20yes
02:20glory hole dave built a glory hole dave built a glory hole
02:26amazing can i buy that glory hole after the show yeah yeah you can hear him carving it out
02:34news glory hole i didn't know what he was gonna do i was like is he making a paper swan
02:39is he is it origami what is this i was with bated breath i waited
02:46for him to finish carving wow this one's gonna be hard for me to do there was one more thing that
02:50he made her do oh my god okay okay
02:53my word who hmm they're not all easy they're not all easy all right
02:58foot foot yep yes but also um
03:06holy crap what so feed a double yes uh and foot in the no um his foot oh oh his foot right
03:26okay okay uh-huh got that part uh-huh yeah yeah oh boy uh-huh same time uh-huh black guy
03:39two guys at one time all over uh two a black eiffel tower
03:48you guys are good i had no idea what the hell he was doing i know jesus
04:03dirty charades we should do this for a living i know i was like foot job
04:06i thought you wanted to eat a hamburger with your feet up
04:10oh i see i didn't know i didn't know i had no idea the feet threw me off too i thought it was more about
04:16the feet i wanted to show the dp but i really just should have got down and done
04:21i think if i went down on all fours and had that you would have known immediately right
04:28it took longer than it should you were in very vulnerable states i was absolutely i put myself
04:33i think you're gonna be happy that you weren't on the ground simulating a dp you're right for the
04:40video i did a lot though i did a lot and i gotta say it was very we gotta give dave credit it was
04:44very brave for him to demonstrate that it was for us especially when his feet went up
04:48his feet went up
04:53yeah no i made the glory hole with a pin coming through it someone called it dave's story hole
04:58yeah yeah it's a story even simulated what the glory hole does yeah exactly yeah it was
05:04and that was uh that was something yeah yeah it was something to do