Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a news anchor in Jacksonville, Florida who misspoke while reporting on a lottery jackpot winner and said something inappropriate instead of the word jackpot.
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00:00We know well doing live radio that you can't take things back once they're set on the air.
00:10I know that better than anybody.
00:12Generally, we get away with a lot of it given the show we do, but in some formats it doesn't work as well.
00:18This was on a TV station in Atlanta, I believe, recently.
00:25Listened to the slip up the female news anchor made here.
00:30Jacksonville man just won a million-dollar jack-off jackpot from a scratch-off.
00:35Look at that guy, the way he bought the winning ticket.
00:37Did you see the co-host?
00:40He's like, bitch, what'd you say?
00:43Jack-off?
00:44Jacksonville man just won a million-dollar jack-off jackpot from a scratch-off.
00:50Where he bought the winning ticket.
00:51That's a head.
00:52That's a reading ahead.
00:53That's Jacksonville, Florida, by the way.
00:55I wasn't in Atlanta, but yeah.
00:57A million-dollar jack-off.
00:58That sounds like a good time.
01:01That seems like a lot for that.
01:03It better be.
01:04I don't know what it would have to be.
01:06I don't know.
01:06A lot of lube.
01:07Yeah, I mean.
01:08I'd have to be in the most tropical foreign land.
01:13Exactly.
01:13In the best hotel with the best food.
01:15A million-dollar jack-off.
01:17Because it's nice.
01:18The smallest, softest hands, and the biggest knockers ever seen.
01:21It's nice, but a million dollars.
01:24No.
01:25No, nothing.
01:26No jack-off is worth a million dollars.
01:27Unless you got that and also a million dollars.
01:29Okay, let me ask you this.
01:31Mm-hmm.
01:32A Scarlett Johansson million-dollar jack-off.
01:34Oh, God.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37Is there someone who's worth a million-dollar jack-off to you?
01:42I don't think there is.
01:42I don't think even Sofia Vergara.
01:44It's still just a jack-off.
01:44I don't think there is.
01:45I'm like, are you kidding?
01:46Like, you guys don't know this, but she's done it a lot of times to me.
01:50I don't know if you know that, but this is Scarlett Johansson.
01:52With your own hand.
01:53Yeah.
01:53You call your hand Scarlett Johansson.
01:56Whoa.
01:56She prefers Miss Scarlett.
01:57Yeah.
01:59Yeah.
01:59We're on a first-name basis.
02:00No, there is no one.
02:02I mean, honestly, even your biggest crush.
02:05No.
02:06Because it's just an H, Jay.
02:07That's what I mean.
02:08I mean, it's only, like I'm saying, they're good, but they're only so good.
02:13Right.
02:13They're only so good.
02:16I mean, in a bind.
02:18Wow.
02:19Great.
02:19You would regret it the second you finished.
02:22Yeah, because I'd finish so quick.
02:23I'd be like one of the world's.
02:24Because you'd be looking at Scarlett Johansson.
02:26I'd be one of the world's worst.
02:28If they'd break down the amount of strokes, they'd be like, oh, my God, he paid $150,000
02:37a stroke.
02:38That'd be terrible.
02:41How did a radio DJ spend a million dollars in four seconds?
02:44Yep.
02:45You've heard of the two-hump chump.
02:46Well, this is a one-stroke.
02:48I'd rather get a million-one-dollar jack-offs.
02:52Oh, God.
02:53I don't know about that, Jason.
02:55They wouldn't be great.
02:56Can you imagine who'd jack you up for a buck?
02:58Big, rough man hands that are going to be doing big mirrorless.
03:00Listen.
03:01Sounds even better.
03:02I think he's on to something, though.
03:05He is on to something.
03:06You'd way rather have like a $1,000 one and figure out who that person would be.
03:15Stretch it out a little bit.
03:16And stretch it out.
03:17I agree.
03:17I think you could get a really decent $1,000 jerk-off.
03:21Oh, I think if you're not getting the world's best one at $1,000, because I believe that
03:25they're a lot cheaper than that.
03:27Quantity over quality, right?
03:28Isn't that what they say?
03:29Yeah.
03:30Then eventually you find the quality.
03:32Exactly.
03:33But yeah, I'm sure this poor female anchor was just dying after she said that.
03:37Jacksonville man just won a $1,000,000 jack-off jackpot from a scratch-off.
03:42The guy is so disappointed.
03:44She's like, jack-off, huh?
03:46I don't know what he's supposed to say.
03:48Jack-off, huh?
03:48His face is hilarious, though.
03:50It'd be funny if you find out she just did that to him right before they started this
03:53newscast.
03:53Oh, yeah.
03:54That's why it's on her mind.
03:55Yeah.
03:56Yeah.
03:56Just watch him during this.
03:58Yeah.
03:59Where he bought the winning ticket.
04:00That's ahead of...
04:01Jacksonville man just won a $1,000,000 jack-off jackpot from a scratch-off.
04:05His eyes even look like they went bigger, yeah.
04:07Where he bought the winning ticket.
04:08A jack-off.
04:10My goodness, it doesn't say jack-off.
04:12Okay, someone said, what about a million-dollar beager?
04:15It's still a million...
04:16It's still...
04:17Nothing.
04:17That is...
04:18When you think about it, when you break down the time of pleasure you get, there's no
04:23way it equates to a million dollars.
04:25Yes.
04:26It's all like high school stuff, really.
04:28Yeah.
04:29I know.
04:29I mean, it's funny.
04:29My God.
04:31Sometimes, Lisa, high school stuff is enough.
04:33Take me back!
04:33Take me back!
04:35Oh, some of us would love high school stuff.
04:37Oh, my God.
04:38I'd love a little high school stuff.
04:40Yeah.
04:40That'd be great.
04:41You want to make out in a car?
04:43High school, college, all that.
04:44Oh, my God.
04:45You want to touch my wiener and watch Jackass?
04:46Let's go.
04:47Yeah.
04:47Oh, my goodness.
04:49High school stuff.
04:50What a day.
04:51Good memories.
04:51B deepest.
04:53Hell shit.
04:53Hello.
04:53Hello.
04:54Hello.
04:5469.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:55I'll see you in a long.
04:56about mind me getting up here in my andreview.
04:57You're right, lovely.
04:58No.
04:59Moving to the Frau isÃmara with me.
04:59Good to see you as I'med in a book cup, Eli is fikkizht, I'm a human legend.
05:02I love you.
05:02Good to see you in a minute, bye.
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