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00:00Ding, dong, ding, dong.
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00:12OK.
00:12For my Christmas show and tell, I brought something
00:15that's truly full of magic and wonder.
00:19How lovely, Carl.
00:21You brought a bag of, argh, what is it?
00:25OK.
00:26Well, last Christmas Eve, I put out
00:28to play the cheese nibs for Santa right and the next morning this was all that
00:34was left behold the magic of Santa excuse me Carl but um how do you know your
00:44parents didn't eat the cheese nibs my parents are on a high fiber low cheese
00:49nib diet miss fell can we have some clarity on this very nebulous and highly
00:54speculative issue of Santa Claus Jimmy stop being such a mr. science head and
01:00learn to enjoy Christmas maybe I can teach you how using the magic of song
01:06there's a glow by the fire as I sit and perspire I'm cozy and snug I sip from my mug
01:21basking in the warmth of Christmas Day
01:27we get gifts from relation checks and big denominations laptops and things
01:32gadgets that ping basking in the warmth of Christmas Day
01:39these feelings that you speak of are subjective all I want is something
01:44that is real Christmas joy should be your one objective
01:48last summer I was bitten by a eel
01:52kids eat sweets and profusion dainty treats for the choosin
01:56the pumps lay low their hearts all aglow
02:00basking in the warmth of Christmas Day
02:04your answers more elusive than it should be I run into this problem every time how
02:12could a guy that fat bit down a chimney how could he survive the Arctic climb
02:18happiness is the reason we delight in the season science is fine but don't waste our time
02:31we're basking in the warmth I can't concur basking in the warmth but we're the proof basking in the warmth of Christmas Day
02:43that was fun now let's do a hot salsa number about Arbor Day
02:49excuse me but you people still haven't answered my question Carl how can a man
02:55with a 50 inch waistline fit down a standard 20 inch chimney
02:58well how could Santa have survived for over 500 years in an environment of minus 20
03:05degrees Celsius
03:06um I submit to you that there's only one explanation
03:10there is in fact no Santa Claus
03:14no no no no no no who's Santa
03:16no
03:16no
03:17Jenny
03:19what is your problem nice going Scroogetron
03:22don't tell me you all believe in Santa
03:25that's not the point you didn't have to hurt Carl's feelings
03:28well I didn't mean to I'm just looking for some straight answers here
03:33I guess I'll just have to look somewhere else
03:35why of course there's the Santa Jimbo
03:39he's a jolly old man with a white beard and a lazy eye and every year
03:43he removes asbestos from the attics of all the good little boys and girls
03:48oh Hugh you're thinking of Mr. Hingis the housing inspector
03:53you're right
03:54Jimmy darling Santa's not something you can prove with science
03:58he does exist because he's real in our hearts
04:02what
04:03and he has pixie dust and he can fly
04:06thanks for coming over guys
04:11say Jimmy you're not going to stop on Carl's dreams again like you did in class are you
04:15oh that's okay Sheen now that I've had some fudge I feel much better
04:19you look better
04:21I'm sorry I hurt your feelings Carl
04:23I just didn't want you to be disappointed by impossible wishes
04:26like well like I was
04:28what do you mean
04:29well two years ago I wrote Santa asking for a core sample from dwarf star
04:33NG 738
04:34I wanted it more than anything ever
04:36when I opened my presents on Christmas morning
04:39new dwarf star
04:41that was the saddest day of my life
04:44Sheen what's so funny
04:46isn't it obvious Jimmy you were just naughty that year
04:49what are you talking about
04:51wasn't that the year you almost destroyed the earth
04:53no you guys are missing the point
04:55Jimmy was naughty
04:56Jimmy was naughty
04:58I didn't want to do this but you've placed me in a scientifically untenable position
05:03Vox initiate reindeer scenario 8.20-B
05:07this animatronic model exactly parallels the aerodynamic potential of the average reindeer
05:13observe
05:14unable to fulfill the requirements of Bernoulli's principle
05:17it quickly plummets to the earth
05:19as would Santa
05:21but but Santa's reindeer are magic
05:24yeah he feeds in special kibble laced with jet fuel
05:28look guys I've run the numbers there is no Santa
05:32well if it's written on the blackboard I guess it must be true
05:36I'm sorry Carl
05:38well that's okay Jimmy
05:40at least now I won't be hurt like you were
05:43ow
05:44sorry Jimmy I sat on your scanner thingy
05:47I've never seen a pattern like that
05:51Carl what's in your back pocket
05:53well just my bag of cheese nibs
05:55ha there's your hard physical proof
05:58that snack is crawling with Santa's mojo
06:01snets don't have DNA although the saliva on them might
06:07Santa's saliva yay
06:09hold on hold on now there's no way to prove that short of traveling to the North Pole and scanning for the same pattern and we're certainly not going to the
06:17to the North Pole
06:19yay we're going to see Santa
06:22shotgun
06:23I have to work on my communication skills
06:26I love opening presents early
06:28I love rewrapping them and pretending to be surprised on Christmas morning
06:32well hey what's that
06:34looks like another boneheaded neutron experiment
06:38he's bound to do something to embarrass himself
06:41hey let's get it on tape and get back at him for making Carl cry
06:53hmm nothing particularly humiliating in here
06:57hey hey hey guys what's my hypercube doing on the ground
07:08you have to be careful
07:10infinite space condensed into a finite area is highly unstable
07:13relax what could happen
07:20well that's everything
07:22climb aboard boys
07:23next stop the North Pole
07:26Santa
07:31oh Santa
07:33save your breath Carl
07:36there's no life anywhere near here
07:38no? then how do you explain the sign for Santa's workshop?
07:42the pattern's back
07:43and it's stronger than ever
07:45come on
07:50if I have to float here for all of eternity I'm going to be really ticked
07:53this isn't my chance
07:54I don't want chips
07:55maybe I can shake a close by blasting my Headbanger's Christmas mix CD
07:58that's just crazy enough to work
07:59that's just crazy enough to work
08:03ahhh
08:04ahhh
08:05ahhh
08:06ahhh
08:07ahhh
08:08ahhh
08:09ahhh
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08:27ahhh
08:28ahhh
08:29Oh, my God.
08:59Words and bladder control almost failed me.
09:24Sir, this is Lou.
09:25We need to create a doll heads over on dock 11.
09:28Stand.
09:28Um, excuse me?
09:30We're here to see Santa.
09:32Santa?
09:32It's Christmas Eve.
09:33He's jeering up for the big run.
09:35So, no Santa.
09:38I thought so.
09:39Guys, this entire setup is a complete sham.
09:42But Jimmy, what about the factory?
09:44Ha!
09:44It's just a gussied up warehouse, Carl.
09:47Parents order gifts here, then use them as positive reinforcement for naughty or nice behavior.
09:52How do you explain the elves?
09:54We perform the time-diminutive helpers.
09:57Short guys with an ear condition.
09:59Now, if I could just home in on the source of this energy signal.
10:02What's that?
10:06His atoms are scrambled.
10:07Production is all dead.
10:09Well, I hope you're happy, kid.
10:27You stupid scanner thing broke Santa.
10:30Broke Santa?
10:31Oh, no.
10:32Fellas, there is no Santa.
10:34More likely, we've blown the lid off their operation, and now they're jumping ship.
10:38I'll try to weasel out of this.
10:40Now we've got no one to deliver the toys.
10:42Christmas is canceled, and it's all your fault.
10:45Got it!
10:47Vortex, where'd you come from?
10:49Your infinite space cube thingy.
10:52So, it wasn't enough for you to spoil Carl's Christmas.
10:55You had to go and mess it up for everyone else.
10:57Did you get that, Libs?
10:59Uh-huh.
10:59Very spontaneous.
11:01Look, everything's under control.
11:02Yeah, right.
11:03Luckily, I've got a five-point plan.
11:05Go in close on my five-point plan, Libs.
11:07Point one, announce Jimmy screw-up to the entire world.
11:11Point two, concoct a plan to save Christmas.
11:14Point three, uh...
11:16Okay, I don't really have point four yet.
11:18Um, point four...
11:20Sorry, had to be done.
11:25And as for the Christmas presents, I'll deliver everyone you've got.
11:29Ha!
11:29Who do you think you are?
11:30Santa himself?
11:32No, that's the point.
11:33I'm just a regular kid.
11:35And if a kid can deliver everybody's Christmas presents using science,
11:39you'll all be forced to face the awesome, incredible truth,
11:42there is no Santa Claus!
11:45Okay, but the Easter Bunny's real, right?
11:53I love the smell of spray-on snow on Christmas Eve.
12:01Hugh, you turned on the TV!
12:03The big story this morning.
12:06Christmas has been canceled.
12:07Oh, no!
12:09That's the worst thing that could ever happen!
12:11And it's all because of this boy, Jimmy Neutron.
12:14Except for that.
12:15This dramatic footage taken inside Santa's workshop
12:18captures the tragic moment.
12:20Oh, oh, ow!
12:22Local videographers Cindy Vortex and Libby Fulfax had this comment.
12:26It's important to remember point one of my five-point plan.
12:30It's all Jimmy's fault.
12:31Poor Jimmy.
12:33He'll be hated and reviled by everyone.
12:35Well, maybe you folks had something else to celebrate.
12:38Hugh, you can't just invent a new holiday.
12:41Or can I?
12:46That's it!
12:47Everybody likes pie, right?
12:48If we could combine pie and Yule, we'd have a...
12:52Uh, Pule?
12:53That's it!
12:54Pule!
12:55Dibble Dibbling, you're a genius!
12:57You still here?
13:01I'm just about to test out my Christmas equipment upgrade.
13:04Sheen, begin test of Jingle Bell-powered sonic propulsion unit.
13:09I've adapted my fuel cells so that they're powered by sonic vibrations.
13:13The faster I jingle, the more powerful our back thrust.
13:16And I used a spare Christmas light to install a laser-guided navigational beacon on my dog's nose.
13:21Well, Goddard, you'll go down in his story.
13:26Hey, Carl!
13:27Finished loading the presents?
13:29One billion nine hundred ninety nine million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine...
13:34Call it even two billion!
13:36All right, then.
13:37Let's head out!
13:38You're crazy.
13:38You'll never do it.
13:39You only get twelve hours to deliver presents to every kid on Earth.
13:42No problem.
13:44I've calculated everything down to the last nanosecond.
13:46Goddard, navigational system to power.
13:50Jingle bells to speed!
13:52Ready to move out!
13:53Got a blast!
13:58All systems are going for toy delivery.
14:00First stop, Norway.
14:02Lock on to our first house, Goddard.
14:03And you really think this is a good idea?
14:10Of course it is.
14:12I'm Crappy, the Pule Duck.
14:14Every Pule Eve, I bring the gift of pie to children everywhere.
14:18Yes, it's all here.
14:21Good children get apple or cherry, and the naughty kids get mints.
14:24Oh, sweetie, do you really think this will help Jimmy?
14:27Sure!
14:28Once folks get in that Pule spirit, they'll forget all about Jimbo.
14:32It's like the song says.
14:33Have yourself a happy little Pule.
14:38Let your heart sing out.
14:43Pule's no time of year to sit and mope about.
14:50Here I am baking pies a lot, hope the crust is hot and light.
15:03So loud and fluffy, joyful friends start to sing and shout.
15:10They won't dare to pout tonight.
15:13Every year is like a different flavor filled with rich puree.
15:23All your cares like a la mode will melt away.
15:32So have yourself a happy little Pule today.
15:44Oh, honey, this will be the best Pule ever.
15:52Coming up on first target, Sven Svensson, age four, present, suction cup finger ultralord.
16:01Get it.
16:01Wait, that's a rare collectible.
16:03You can't just give it to some kid.
16:05She don't know it.
16:06It's Christmas.
16:07I'm going to, ah, what are you?
16:08No!
16:11She didn't get her grip.
16:12We only have 11 hours and 57 minutes left.
16:25Good luck, honey.
16:27Quack, quack, quack.
16:35Merry Pule to all.
16:36Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
16:42Watch the big.
16:43Oh, you, I, ow.
16:44Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
17:04Who would have ever dreamed that people wouldn't want pie stuffed down their stocking?
17:10Oh, sweetheart, maybe we could try again in the morning.
17:13No, no, no.
17:14Pule's a failure.
17:16I guess there'll be no holiday cheer this year.
17:18There's always President's Day.
17:20Mm-hmm.
17:20That's the spirit, sugar boogie.
17:22Everything will be all right on President's Day.
17:25Oh, honey.
17:27They're here.
17:31Enjoy your inane blinking contraptions, Japanese kids.
17:34My calculations were perfect.
17:37We're finishing up right on schedule.
17:39Good job, Sheen.
17:40Nice work, Carl.
17:41Carl?
17:42Carl, what's wrong?
17:44Oh, nothing.
17:45I think it's great that you've delivered all the presents.
17:48And now everyone will realize that there really is no such thing as Santa.
17:58Don't cry, Carl.
18:00When we get back, you're going to be one of the most famousest kids in Retroville.
18:04Retroville?
18:05Holy Heisenberg!
18:06The sun's almost up and we haven't done Retroville.
18:09It's just one chance.
18:10With a lightspeed boost from this warp module, we might make it.
18:16Hang on, everyone.
18:30Can't maintain control.
18:32Going too fast.
18:35Ah!
18:40Okay, this is quickly becoming a really lousy Christmas.
18:47Well, I don't understand.
18:48I had this delivery thing calculated down to the last decimal point.
18:51Whee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
18:53What are you so happy about?
18:55Don't you get it?
18:56Jimmy couldn't deliver all the presents, right?
18:58That means only Santa can, right?
19:01And that means Santa's real!
19:03You're right, Carl.
19:04That thought could fit us with the joy of Christmas as we burn up in the atmosphere.
19:08Ho, ho, ho!
19:13Ho, ho, ho!
19:15Santa!
19:17Holly Jolly Tractor Beam, activate!
19:28Santa Claus?
19:30It's true!
19:31You are real!
19:33Yep, got my red suit, everything.
19:35Okay, so you're Jimmy Neutron.
19:37Ha, ha, ha!
19:37You've been on my naughty list for some time now.
19:40Told ya.
19:41Uh, sorry about the whole scrambling your atoms thing.
19:44You're sorry?
19:45I still got protons where my ion should be.
19:48But that's all right.
19:49You boys did a great job tonight.
19:50Well, is there still time to bring Christmas to retroville?
19:53Ho, ho, ho, ho!
19:54No, no.
19:55I'm afraid I've used up all my reserve energy rescuing you boys.
19:59But you're Santa.
20:00You can do anything.
20:02Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
20:04All right, all right.
20:05I bet the Tooth Fairy doesn't have to put up with this.
20:08Just give me a second to think.
20:10Think.
20:11Think.
20:20Ring blast.
20:21Jimmy, do you still have your warp module?
20:24I know.
20:24I think Goddard has a spare.
20:27Maybe my magic sleigh can take light speed better than your rocket.
20:30Here, slap it on this dashboard, and let's see what this baby can do.
20:35Initiate light speed now.
20:37Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
20:39Ho, ho, ho, ho!
20:52Jimmy, you did it!
20:54That was amazing!
20:56Oh, that was easy.
20:57All I did was realign the quantum overflash.
20:59To compensate for the hyperspatial inversion!
21:02Bingo!
21:02Well, Jimmy, maybe I'll see you next year.
21:05Stay away from fried foods,
21:07and have a very merry Christmas!
21:10Ho, ho, ho!
21:17Got a blast!
21:20What a cool guy!
21:22Too bad he didn't have enough time to deliver presents to our house.
21:25Or did he?
21:26My dwarf star!
21:39Sorry it took so long.
21:41I had to let it cool for five years.
21:44Wolf Santa!
21:45Of course!
21:46I should have realized!
21:48Good morning, Jimmy.
21:50Merry Pugh.
21:52Funny.
21:53It doesn't look like Pugh.
21:54Look, just, look, what?
21:57Why, it looks just like Christmas!
22:00I got peace on Earth!
22:03And a robot-fiend orbiting death platformer
22:05carnage-inducing plasma cannon!
22:07Cool!
22:08Thanks for believing in me.
22:10Santa!
22:12Yay!
22:13I've been made an honorary elf!
22:15Elfie, elfie, elfie!
22:19A lump of coal?
22:21Do me a favor.
22:22The next time I suggest we humiliate somebody,
22:25don't listen!
22:31Woo!
22:32A hundred and twenty-three piece hexagonal carbon alloy ratchet set!
22:38It's a goose!
22:39Looks like I got a new hobby!
22:41And it's all thanks to Santa!
22:43Sweetie!
22:44We thought you didn't believe in Santa!
22:46Recent empirical data strongly favors his existence.
22:49Mom, Dad, there is a Santa Claus.
22:54Ha ha!
22:54This is so much better than pure!
22:57And I've got the perfect decoration for the top of our tree!
23:01Goddard?
23:01Christmas Day, we're together!
23:08Never mind the where or weather
23:10Santa came through
23:11Now I believe, too
23:14We're basking in the warmth
23:17Of Christmas Day!
23:20Goodbye!
23:25And I think a lie is all the halfway room of the tree!
23:29The man on heaven, perhaps in the near future,
23:30The sixties that could be a divine universe
23:33One is, people whoimits the night at its office
23:35To the DailyRing, not only we know about physics,
23:38If you know what, we don'tjamesfrafby,
23:39Yeaah it's the Tampa Bay
24:10Hi, I'm Paul.
24:13Got a blast.