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🦸‍♂️🕷️ The Tick – The Full Animated Series! 🕷️🦸‍♂️

Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”

Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.

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00:00I'm not sure why I'm not sure why I'm not sure why you're not sure why I'm not sure why it's not good.
02:40I'm watching you too, world!
02:42Ha ha!
02:44Woo hoo hoo!
02:45Yes!
02:46Ah!
02:47Oh boy!
02:48He he he he!
02:50The astronaut team is made up of expert scientists and construction workers from around the world.
02:59They will be working with extremely dangerous explosives.
03:02Absolute precision is necessary to guarantee their safety.
03:06Well, that's enough TNT to blow us all off this rock.
03:12I say let the indestructible guy do the dirty work.
03:15Uh, Tech!
03:16Hey, Tech!
03:17Come here!
03:18You wanna have some real fun?
03:20Huh?
03:21Huh?
03:23All right.
03:24Here's the plan, superhero.
03:26You take this jetpack, fly down into those letters with the explosive charges.
03:30Jetpack?
03:31Slick!
03:32Uh-huh.
03:33So you, uh, you take the jetpack and you fly down into that Greek big letter C.
03:37Woo hoo!
03:38Into the belly of the moon!
03:41Uh, okay.
03:42Settle down.
03:43Uh, this is your basic high explosive charge with the detonator switch.
03:46Now, when you get to the bottom of the channel, you place the explosive pack on the sidewall,
03:50fly back up here to a safe distance and hit that detonator button.
03:54Piece of cake, buddy!
03:57Hey!
03:58Where'd everybody go?
03:59Minimum safe distance, Tech.
04:01Uh, we'll all be back in the, uh, in the lander.
04:04Uh, monitoring your progress.
04:05Yeah, that's it.
04:06Hey, break a leg, big guy.
04:13The Tech has just been briefed on the task before him,
04:16and we will return shortly with live coverage of the mission.
04:19Meanwhile, in a related story, the National Space Program has just informed us
04:23that it has lost contact with the Quixote space probe launched over three years ago.
04:27All scientists know is that at the time it disappeared, the probe was, quote,
04:31really, really far away.
04:32I am omnipotous, devourer of worlds, the most powerful being the cosmos has ever seen.
04:46I feast upon the firmament, gorged myself on the planets.
04:51The universe is my picnic table, and water spread.
04:56Oh, what a spread.
04:57Hello?
04:58What's it?
04:59Hello?
05:00What's it?
05:01Lo-la-loo, lo-la-loo, lo-la-loo, lo-la-loo, lo-la-loo, lo-la-loo.
05:05Oh.
05:06No.
05:07Why are you still?
05:09Oh.
05:10Wow.
05:11Le-la-loo, lo-la-loo.
05:14Big Jack!
05:15I know no master but my hunger.
05:16I know no master but my huddle
05:24You know, citizens of Earth
05:28When I look back at that big, beautiful blue ball we call home
05:34I can't help but get a little misty
05:36I mean, what's our problem anyway?
05:40Why can't we all just join hands and...
05:43Uh, Tick, can we get a move on here?
05:48Oh, right, check. That's a big 10-40. Roger and out
05:51It looks like he's ready
05:57And now, Space Tick soars into history
06:13And so, citizens, we're gathered here today to pay tribute
06:27To the memory of one of the city's tallest, bluest, best superheroes
06:32Too soon, the tick was plucked from our midst
06:35And hurled, screaming into the heavens
06:37What a guy
06:38And to commemorate this great sacrifice
06:42The city council has commissioned this beautiful fiberglass resin statue
06:47To stand forever in his honor
06:49The head is way too big
06:56Arthur, you may think that nothing can fill the void left in your life
07:02By the tick's untimely departure from this world
07:04But the city council has also commissioned
07:07For you this deluxe assortment of cheeses
07:10In a handcrafted wicker basket
07:11You better refrigerate that after you open it
07:15Space
07:23I'm in space
07:25I'm a far-out space tick
07:28The final frontier
07:29The great black blanket
07:31The
07:32Man, a guy could get really bored out here
07:36Space hurts
07:46Well, at least he got rid of the sea
07:51Yeah
07:52That was quite a blast
07:54Anyway, Arthur
07:57What we're saying is
07:59We're worried about you
08:00You haven't been getting out
08:02You're all cooped up in here
08:03You've got to get on with your life
08:05Yeah
08:07Yeah, so
08:08What I was thinking
08:10Hey, this cheese is pretty good
08:13Would you quit hitting me?
08:16Those are his condolence, cheeses
08:17Those are his condolence, cheeses
08:19Great, Gouda
08:21Anyway, so I was thinking
08:23Hey, you could kick for me, guy
08:26You want me to be your sidekick?
08:29Face it, Arthur
08:30Anything's better than this
08:31I don't know
08:34Who dares to disturb the swamber
08:37Of the almighty omnipotent, devourer of worlds
08:41Hey, why don't you watch where you're going, mister?
08:45You, come here
08:47You're... not afraid of me?
08:49The tick fears no man or beast
08:52Besides, I know what it's like to be big
08:54Hmm
08:56What is your name, blue insect?
08:58I am the tick
09:01I come from the city
09:03That's on planet Earth
09:05Earth?
09:06Tell me about this Earth
09:08Ah, well
09:10It's as blue as me
09:12But green in places too
09:14And it's filled with people
09:17And cities
09:17And cities
09:18And trees
09:18And horses
09:20Spittler crabs
09:22Are you alright?
09:26Hmm
09:26You paint a lovely picture of your home, Dick
09:30It sounds so deliciously full of life
09:34Yes, it's pretty happening
09:37Only I don't know how I'll ever get back there
09:41Then, I will strike a deal with you, small one
09:45I will bring you back to your lush, lively home world
09:50In exchange for your services
09:53What can a guy like me do for a guy like you?
09:56Oh
09:56More than you know
10:00The look is key
10:07See?
10:09Deflater Mouse
10:11We've been at this for a week now
10:13And all we do is look at fashion magazines
10:15And hang out at the diner
10:17I mean, don't you ever fight crime?
10:20Fight? Crime?
10:21Oh, please
10:22Great! Great!
10:27It's as easy as taking candy from a wee baby barn
10:30We'd better hurry
10:34Whoa
10:35Hey there, loose cannon
10:37You'd never go running after total strangers
10:40Hey!
10:43He went that way!
10:46Higher
10:47Higher
10:48Okay
10:49A little bit of the light
10:50Uh-huh, uh-huh
10:51Oh, yeah
10:52I think I see your problem
10:53Hang on there
10:54Yep
10:56You got some kind of space probe thingy stuck in you
10:59It says
11:03Quick Soat
11:04You got it
11:10You got it
11:11Heaven
11:12That figured it'd be great
11:14Now, Tick
11:15As long as you're headed that way
11:17Could you rub my feet?
11:21Oh
11:22That would be the best
11:24Yeesh
11:25Roger
11:26I'm on it
11:28Come on, sidekick
11:39We're on
11:40Fire us, boy
11:43Great!
11:46More free money
11:52I'm okay
12:00You're okay
12:01Man
12:06For a huge guy
12:08Your feet are freaky small
12:10I'm so glad we bumped into each other
12:24I'll bet you won't even miss your silly old earth when it's gone
12:28Huh?
12:38Well, that's the last of them
12:40Oh
12:41Oh, thanks, Tick
12:44I have been wanting to do something about that unibrow for eons
12:49Yep
12:56You got a planet stuck in your ear
12:58And so the cosmic circus moves along
13:11It's the tiniest clown going to rejoin once again
13:14I love a good appetizer before the main course
13:23Hey
13:26Hey, it's the earth
13:27It's my earth
13:29Right on
13:31Omnipotus got me back
13:33I
13:33I bet you won't even miss your silly old earth when it is gone
13:40You paint a lovely picture of your home, Tick
13:44It sounds so, so delicious
13:47Who dares disturb the slumber of the almighty Omnipotus devourer of worlds?
13:56Huh?
13:58I, he's gonna eat it!
14:03You're not gonna eat my planet, pal!
14:12What's that, Tick?
14:13Don't play dumb with me, mister!
14:16You know what I'm talking about!
14:18Oh, really?
14:20I have no idea!
14:21You're gonna eat my home!
14:23You're evil!
14:25Tick, please, calm down!
14:27Let's talk about this!
14:30I can't believe I rubbed your feet!
14:32It is not like I'm going to eat you, Tick!
14:36You're my best friend!
14:38Yeah, like fun!
14:40I'm gonna warm the earth!
14:42Oh, I can't let you do that!
14:52Tick, don't be cruel!
14:54You know I can't reach my feet!
14:58Rocket shoe, don't fail me now!
15:02No!
15:03Tick!
15:04Please!
15:05Come back!
15:07He was my only friend!
15:10Oh, how great my woe!
15:13Dead how much greater my hunger!
15:15I always eat when I'm depressed!
15:19Prepare for beating, wee buddy man!
15:22Your knee escape the world, and Scottish gibberish tart and raw!
15:27Oh!
15:29Ah!
15:30Hey, uh, don't you do that, or...
15:32Or I'll be forced to...
15:33Try and stop you!
15:36Ah!
15:36Ah!
15:36Ah!
15:36Ah!
15:36Ah!
15:36Ah!
15:37Ah!
15:37Ah!
15:37Ah!
15:37Ah!
15:38Ah!
15:38Ah!
15:38Ah!
15:38Ah!
15:39Ah!
15:39Ah!
15:39Ah!
15:40Ah!
15:41Ah!
15:42Ah!
15:43Ah!
15:44Ah!
15:45Ah!
15:46Ah!
15:47Ah!
15:48Ah!
15:49Ah!
15:50Great pain, Danny boy!
15:51Ah!
15:52Ah!
15:53That statue wasn't there before!
15:55Arthur!
15:56Tick!
15:57Ah!
15:58Ah!
15:59Ah!
16:00Ah!
16:01Ah!
16:02Ah!
16:03Ah!
16:04Ah!
16:05Ah!
16:06Ah!
16:07Ah!
16:08Ah!
16:09Ah!
16:10Ah!
16:11Ah!
16:12Ah!
16:13Ah!
16:14Ah!
16:15Ah!
16:16Ah!
16:17Ah!
16:18Ah!
16:19Ah!
16:20Ah!
16:21Ah!
16:22Ah!
16:23Ah!
16:24Ah!
16:25Ah!
16:26Ah!
16:27Ah!
16:28Ah!
16:29Ah!
16:30Ah!
16:31Ah!
16:32Ah!
16:33Ah!
16:34Ah!
16:35Ah!
16:36Ah!
16:37Ah!
16:38Ah!
16:39Ah!
16:40Ah!
16:41Ah!
16:42Ah!
16:43Tick, what exactly are we looking for, anyway?
16:49Anything that justifies our existence, Arthur.
16:52He eats worlds. I've got to try to appeal to his human side.
16:56Impressive. We're sort of friends.
16:59He's all the way up to the Dewey Bridge!
17:01Oh, man, that was the best bridge!
17:08Omnipotence! Wait! Just hold on a sec!
17:12What do you want? Traitor? Deserter?
17:16We've come to implore you to save our world because of its many splendorous creations!
17:22Tick, I don't think he's in the mood.
17:26Behold! Bowling trophy!
17:29Little colored plastic pirate swords to hold our sandwiches together!
17:34One deluxe assortment of cheeses, half-eaten in a handcrafted wicker basket.
17:39Arthur, where did we get this?
17:41Oh, and this! Paint-by-numbers covered bridge scene!
17:46I don't feel like talking to you right now.
17:50I thought you were my friend!
17:52Oh, come on, man! I had to leave!
17:55You were about to eat my planet!
17:57What kind of friend is that?
17:58I told you I wasn't going to eat you!
18:02No, but you were going to eat everything else!
18:05My apartment and the supermarket where I do all my shopping!
18:08And, and, and Arthur!
18:10You were going to eat Arthur!
18:13We're friends, right?
18:14Well, I'd like to be.
18:18Then quit eating all my stuff!
18:20Then will you be my friend?
18:23Yeah, sure, I guess.
18:27Before I met you, I was a very lonely guy.
18:32Perhaps, perhaps not eating people is the first step to making friends.
18:39Oh, I'm so happy all of a sudden!
18:43Thank you!
18:45And take...
18:46I don't even really like him.
18:52Salty!
18:53I will respect your wishes and your world, Dick, and go back to my stars!
18:59But there's just one thing.
19:01My hunger.
19:03I really need to eat something.
19:05Do you think I could maybe just take a quick bite out of that nice moon you have up there?
19:13Just to tide me over?
19:15Oh, a little appetizer, huh?
19:17Well, what do you think, Arthur?
19:19It's not like anyone lives up there.
19:21I've seen it.
19:22It's not all that pretty.
19:24Great thanks!
19:26No!
19:26Wait!
19:28You know, Arthur, when you spend two months riding around on a really big man,
19:33you start to learn a few things about yourself.
19:36You learn that it's a really great thing to stay on Earth
19:40and live in a place that has no arms or legs of its own.
19:43And most importantly, Arthur, you learn how to close your eyes and tell yourself,
19:49this just isn't happening to me.
19:51So, did you miss me?
19:53I don't know!
19:54Hello!
19:55Hello!
19:55How the hell do you say?

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