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🦸‍♂️🕷️ The Tick – The Full Animated Series! 🕷️🦸‍♂️

Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”

Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.

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00:30Zim-tim-tim-tim-tim!
00:35Ah!
00:41Zim-tim-tim-tim!
00:44Zim-tim!
00:48Zim-tim-tim!
01:00hello gorgeous give us a smile aces hola deflater mouse hi it's Arthur can you get down to the
01:22furniture store right away Roger Arthur hey wait a second is this some kind of superhero emergency
01:31no we need you to help us pick out some furniture oh furniture I'll be right there it's about time
01:40you got rid of that flea-bitten pile of junk in your place you know a good decorating strategy
01:45is the hallmark of a distinguished gentleman yes well Arthur and I need big furniture
01:51superhero furniture you know hewn from the great trees of our ancient forests forged from iron or
01:58freshly mined from the earth's fertile depths yes but on a budget well yeah okay huge but cheap quite
02:07the decorating challenge step aside boys I'm on the case ah French colonial they had craftsmen then oh
02:18and speaking of well put together oh la senorita I see you're admiring the Louis 16th actually this is a
02:34Queen Anne it's a common mistake ah now this is truly a beautiful piece perfect for infighting infighting
02:45okay let the rabble have their cheap dinette sets and vinyl couches give me furniture that lives and
02:53breathes that pulsates with the toil oh keep making that mouth music beautiful I'm reading you like a cheap
03:01paperback yes yes yes I believe you do understand here's a beautiful thought gorgeous prepare for the
03:10return of the Ottoman Empire hey hey I didn't catch your name intoxicating Anna this is a place to park your
03:21pudding pudding hey cool now if I hurry I might just be able to catch up with the most alluring creature I've
03:32ever laid eyes on wow tick there you are where have you been I didn't realize furniture technology it made
03:42such great strides huh what are you talking about what furniture it left what do you mean it left it didn't
03:49just walk away yes Arthur it did the furniture is moving by itself that's not supposed to happen it's not
04:02that's so fast my little wooden friend cheap mass-produced do it yourself free fab hey nice piece oh mahogany inlay
04:32great veneer okay let's go let's go lift those legs right now on you're all mine you
04:42stay with me
04:46come on lady call off your muscle let him go so you're evil huh yeah well it's always something
05:06you you you better run no one messes with the full later mouse baby good work
05:34and now the highlight of our tour and the moment you've all been waiting for the museum's prize
05:43exhibit the world's most comfortable chair
06:04how do you like the chair how do you like the chair I like the chair very much do you find the chair
06:11comfortable yes sitting in this chair is the best thing I've ever done good okay thank you you can go
06:19no no no I am never ever getting out of this chair
06:24no no no
06:31perhaps by now some of you have guessed it yes I am that man and even though I finally escaped the
06:44terrible comfort of this chair I've never left its side
06:49well you're about to now old man
06:52what
06:53I've named this furniture in the name of the Ottoman Empire
06:58come to your embrace my wish is your command
07:02boys the chair
07:09I don't know what your game is sister but you'll never get away with it
07:16there'll be blizzards in July before I let you steal these
07:19hello old friend you have all just witnessed a small demonstration of my powers
07:29soon my furniture army will be complete we will bring the city to its knees
07:34prepare for the return of the Ottoman Empire
07:41come on man stay cool I'm cool
08:06sick we're trying to sneak in she may already be inside
08:12what makes you think she'll come here at all
08:14oh Ivan's has the biggest collection of furniture in the city
08:18anyone putting together a furniture army would have to come here
08:21how do we get in
08:22ah
08:23Arthur
08:26flader mouse it's okay I landed on beanbags come on down
08:31take be quiet yeah clam up okay
08:35oh
08:46oh pardon me very sorry you
08:50I thought I might find you here what's going on in that pretty little head
08:57well I'm amassing a lethal army of furniture to take over the city and rule in tyranny
09:04say just who are you anyway stranger you and your ears in that big goofy smile
09:09I'm the guy who's going to sweep you off your feet
09:12how's dinner in a movie say Thursday
09:15Thursday but we come from two different worlds deflater mouse you're good and I'm
09:21well I'm evil tomato tomato we'll work around it
09:26American made what are you doing here it's called crime fighting remember sleuthing staking a place out for your information I had everything under control
09:43dinner and a movie Thursday doesn't sound like control to me but it's perfect for
09:48villains with too much eye makeup planning on taking over the city
09:51who's your girlfriend
09:54my girlfriend oh she's not my girlfriend she's just someone I work with there
09:59she is pack it in ottoman you've heisted your last high boy gentlemen have a seat
10:06your little game of musical chairs is over
10:12attack
10:15ready fire
10:26fire
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11:00fire
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11:03fire
11:04fire
11:05I have my army.
11:11The city will be mine.
11:22See you Thursday.
11:26Arthur, are you okay?
11:28Yeah, I'm fine.
11:29Don't let her get away.
11:32Tim, come on.
11:33Hey, you guys, go ahead.
11:34I'll just stay here.
11:37Hey, the tick's trapped in the world's most comfortable chair.
11:42Tick, you've got to fight it.
11:43Evil is on the loose.
11:45Oh, evil's bad.
11:49The Ottoman is about to take over the city.
11:51The city's nice.
11:53Hey, evil is bad.
11:57Must save city.
12:01Get off of me.
12:02You little creak.
12:10Doesn't get much comfier than that.
12:18What do you have to say for yourself, hmm?
12:20Anything?
12:21Well, I think I pulled a tendon or something.
12:24Your little crush on the Ottoman nearly got us all creamed.
12:27Yeah.
12:28Yeah, I agree.
12:29Falling in love with a supervillain is trouble with a capital trub.
12:33Everybody just butt out.
12:35I'm not in love with her.
12:36I'm deflator mouse.
12:37The only person I'm in love with is me.
12:39And I'm out of here.
12:44Trouble with a capital trub.
12:46Big blue freak.
12:48What does he know?
12:49Oh, but what do I know?
12:52How can I love a supervillain?
12:54I'm a superhero.
12:55Oh, what swing torture.
13:03Say, this is a little bit of all right.
13:06Glad you like it.
13:10That must be crazy.
13:12What am I doing here?
13:13It's love, darling.
13:14Don't try to fight it.
13:16You could have this every night, you know.
13:20Mmm, fruit plate.
13:22Oh, deflator mouse.
13:23Once we're married, we can rule the city side by side.
13:29Mmm, married?
13:34Married?
13:35Yes, married.
13:37Oh, we'll be such a handsome couple.
13:40Sowing fear and discontent throughout the land.
13:43Together for the rest of our lives.
13:46All so sudden.
13:47Rest of our lives?
13:49Air getting thin.
13:52It's just that marriage is kind of a big word for me.
13:56Not that you're not the one, baby.
13:58But I've been burnt in the past.
14:00And I'm not trying to say that I'm not a commitment kind of guy.
14:05It's just that, well, you'll be working such long hours.
14:09Sowing fear and all.
14:11We'd never get to see each other.
14:13Silence!
14:13Do you reject the cherished place next to the throne of the empress?
14:18Adaman, there will be no justice to the peace for you.
14:21Just a big piece of justice.
14:23You!
14:24How dare you people of all the rude, insolent...
14:28Attack, my children!
14:30Defend the empire!
14:32Attack!
14:32Deflater Mouse, help me!
14:47Deflater Mouse, I can give you everything you've ever dreamed of.
14:51Hmm.
14:52Loyal colleague, helps a lot of people, wouldn't let me fall.
14:56Wants to tie me down, force for evil.
14:59Airplane!
15:01Ah!
15:05And towards the front of the plane, you might just be able to make out five people in costumes,
15:09having a fight with some dining room furniture.
15:13Ah!
15:14Ah!
15:14You know, you're in a lot of trouble, my friend.
15:20You are out of control.
15:22We're falling!
15:24No!
15:26Whoa!
15:27Yeah, looks like I'm going solo.
15:29No!
15:32No!
15:32No!
15:39Thanks, Arthur.
15:41I owe you one.
15:42No problem.
15:44Don't mention...
15:46Tick!
15:46Tick!
15:47You're okay!
15:49I thought maybe...
15:50Well, I...
15:51I didn't know what to think.
15:53Well, you're very kind to be so concerned, little mothman.
15:56You and your cleaning woman here must be my guests for dinner this evening at my villa.
16:06You know, uh, you didn't really have to save me back there.
16:09Not save you, my sweet?
16:11And who would rule beside me during my glorious reign over the city?
16:15Oh, yes, of course.
16:17How stupid of me!
16:19And it will be glorious, won't it, darling?
16:21Just the two of us, the empress and her adoring helpmate growing old together.
16:31Oh, you'll marry me, my sweet.
16:34You have no choice.
16:36Oh, man.
16:37And though the Ottoman has amassed an army of furniture formidable enough to overpower
16:50the city's defenses, she appears to have diverted her energies to the pursuit of a single man,
16:55Deflatermouse, one of the city's lesser heroes.
16:59We'll have more as the story develops.
17:01Sarsaparilla and fresh horses for all my men.
17:05I'm worried about the tick.
17:07I don't think falling 4,000 feet and getting hit by a subway train did him any good.
17:12Conserve energy, little mothman, for tonight we dance.
17:17The tick will be fine, Arthur.
17:19Right now we've got to find Deflatermouse.
17:21The Ottoman won't be far behind.
17:25Deflatermouse?
17:25Are you okay?
17:27If we don't put that crazy dame away, she's gonna marry me.
17:31Get down.
17:32Close the shades.
17:35Oh, no.
17:46Oh, ho, ho.
17:48Send in the dragoons.
17:50Okay, come on.
17:57Let's get up to the roof.
17:58I've got a plan.
18:01Tick, grab the comfortable chair.
18:03I'm to be addressed as Duchess.
18:06Okay, Duchess.
18:08Lock that chair up to the roof.
18:11Splendid.
18:14Do you understand the plan, Tick, Duchess?
18:17The Duchess?
18:18Is she here?
18:19Bully.
18:23So, Deflatermouse, you refuse to marry me?
18:27Fine!
18:28Well, then you'll be destroyed with the rest of them.
18:31I'm no stranger to loneliness.
18:33I grew up lonely.
18:34No brothers, no sisters, no playmates, no pets.
18:38The only friends I had were furniture.
18:41I played with furniture.
18:42I talked to furniture.
18:44I listened to furniture.
18:45I thought I was furniture.
18:47Until I was 13.
18:49I was a coffee table.
18:52No!
18:53Now!
18:54Now!
18:55Righto!
19:03Maybe I don't have to be evil anymore.
19:06Maybe I can just sit in this chair.
19:08This is all the furniture I need.
19:10Oh!
19:11Arthur!
19:13American maid!
19:14What's doing?
19:15Don't ever try to marry me again!
19:18Why would anyone want to marry you?
19:20Why would anyone want to do anything but sit in this lovely chair?
19:24Oh, look, Arthur.
19:25It's a completely rehabilitated villain.
19:28She's comfortable with herself.
19:30Comfort, commitment, marriage.
19:32What do these things have in common?
19:34The letter C.
19:36Except for marriage.
19:36And if people get all British whenever they get knocked on the head,
19:41what do British people get?
19:43I know.
19:45Comatose!
19:46Another C.
19:48Dick, it's great to have you back to normal.
19:51You too, Arthur.
19:52You too, Arthur.
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