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🦸‍♂️🕷️ The Tick – The Full Animated Series! 🕷️🦸‍♂️

Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”

Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.

🎬 Binge the entire series and dive into one of the weirdest, funniest superhero shows of all time!
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00:00Oh
00:30Oh
01:00Oh
01:30Well, that's new
01:42Okay
01:47You know, I've read about
02:00This kind of thing at the checkout counter
02:02Uh
02:04What the...
02:06Who...
02:08You guys haven't done this much, have you?
02:14What, what, what, what?
02:16What, what, what, what?
02:18What, what, what, what?
02:20Oh, hey, Arthur!
02:22Looky, I'm being abducted by space aliens!
02:26What?
02:28Hey!
02:30Hey!
02:32Hey!
02:34Hey!
02:36Who are you?
02:38What are you doing in my apartment?
02:40Hey!
02:42Hey!
02:44Hey!
02:46Hey!
02:48Hey!
02:52Hey!
02:54Hey!
02:56Hey!
02:58Hey, hey!
03:00so abducted by space aliens huh well let the probing begin
03:13oh you know the part where you examine your specimen
03:21what oh come on whip out those weird instruments of science and probe away
03:30what my elbow you guys don't have a clue do you what what what tick we have a confession to make
03:57hey you speak english well yes i'm the mission's interpreter our language consists of only one
04:05word what exactly but i have trained myself to speak all earth languages except of course esperanto
04:13you could tell that one was going nowhere fast anyway we're not who you think we are we had
04:20to disguise ourselves because we're being followed by intergalactic spies in fact we captured one of
04:26them in your apartment oh cool what what what what what what what you guys are ugly with a capital ug
04:45well tick i'd like to be able to say that on our planet we're considered quite beautiful
04:50but frankly what we're dogs who are you what do you what do you want what have you done with the dick
05:03hey hey hey boy you know these space cookies are great well i'm glad you're enjoying them tick but
05:23that's not why we brought you here we'd like you to do this holographic presentation of our apocalyptic
05:28dilemma oh keen dinner and a show did you ever think about the end of the universe no well let's
05:36give it a thought shall we here's your favorite sandwich a blt it's delicious and now it's gone
05:46here's your favorite planet the earth it's where you keep all your stuff and now it's gone
05:52you're gone and here you are you're just minding your own business and now you're gone oh man that's
06:02the pits
06:05hey
06:06what
06:07hey
06:09what
06:09what
06:11hey hey hey hey hey to understand the end let's go back to the beginning the big bang
06:18according to our theory the big bang was the cosmic event in which all space time matter and energy
06:25was formed this science boring interest fading
06:33the big bang
06:41you don't know what you want from me
06:48what what is that what wait wait wait wait
06:53what what are you talking about don't play dumb with me you are a spy from the hey empire we know
07:07all about your plan to destroy the universe the universe i i don't want to destroy anything
07:14liar even now your entire population is poised at the black hole at the center of this galaxy
07:22ready to insert yet another black hole into it and then
07:26that's what the hayes want they worship nothing just listen to this hay propaganda
07:38hey nothing lasts forever hey nothing is worth fighting for hey yes we have no bananas
07:49wow these guys look just like my sidekick
07:53what the hayes they look like arthur the guy i live with
07:58what what what what what what what what
08:09something wrong oh nothing no problem uh we're um um hey enjoy another space cookie
08:14we'll be right back well i can see you have been well trained at keeping secrets no matter we have
08:21other methods the thought vacuum will suck every memory out of your head leaving you a mindless
08:28vegetable ready ready what oh no oh please i i like my mom
08:34this is real
08:47what what what what what what what
08:58what's in the poor your side eye chicken what what's that a black hole is the strongest
09:08gravitational force in the universe nothing not even light can escape its powerful pull
09:20hello here's that little friend you were talking about
09:23arthur you got abducted too isn't this great yeah we're gonna save the universe it's gonna be boss
09:31arthur um on behalf of our captain i'd like to apologize for for temporarily losing your um
09:41luggage he'd like to present you with these complimentary slippers this pillow and drink coupons
09:47for the duration of the flight oh arthur you lucky dog yeah what what what what what what what what
09:57this is bad our long-range scanners have just detected the hay's most devastating weapon
10:01it's been following us for light years we thought we'd lost it but it's back on our trail well what is
10:05it yeah what is it yeah what is it it's the infinity ball
10:19uh
10:32uh let me get this straight you want us to go into the
10:49the mouth of a black hole confront the entire population of hay and steal or destroy their
10:55doomsday device right that's the idea tick piece of cake you know ever since i got my mind back i've
11:03been doing some thinking if the haze device is operational why haven't they destroyed the universe yet
11:10well in addition to being dangerously deranged nihilists the haze are a chatty ceremonies race
11:15hey hey this is an important event for the haze their leader has been giving his goodbye to
11:23everything speech for 13 years
11:33but our spies inform us that the hay leader is finally reaching the end of his speech
11:36what what what what what what soon he will detonate the big nothing that's bad the infinity ball is
11:47approaching it's within visual scanner range hey we've got those on earth we knock them into little
11:52pockets with sticks really you guys are tough uh-huh and we got higher numbers too
11:59well come on uglies how do we spur this iron space pony on
12:09our race is the most squirrely easily frightened bunch of cowards in the universe centuries ago we
12:15learned to harness our fear and use it as fuel your ship runs on fear wiggy well fill her up boys
12:24that's just it tick now that you're around we're not really that scared
12:28we don't have enough fear oh well here try arthur he's an anxious little dude
12:38tick i don't think this is going to work i don't like this idea at all
12:42look see he's scared already go man go what whatever but what what what infinity ball 10 minutes in
13:00closing all right uh killer bees whoo Loch Ness monster
13:13uh uh girls
13:18okay yeah this will get you the end of the universe
13:25sorry i i mean it's too big i can't get a grip on it oh come on arthur the end of everything
13:44oh
13:56take it easy man it's just a sandwich
14:00arthur's incredible this is the fastest our ship has ever gone
14:03what what but it's not quite fast enough the infinity ball is still gaining on us
14:23infinity ball five minutes in closing oh come on arthur freak out the ticket won't work our fuel
14:34tanks are already full of fear and i've never seen anyone as scared as arthur
14:41besides we're going faster than the speed of light and the infinity ball is still gaining on us
14:45we're going to have to use untested new technology to achieve the speed of lint the speed of
15:00excuse me lint tick the fastest thing in the universe right after you do your laundry
15:06what's the first thing you find in your pockets uh crayons change lip balm lint and how does it get
15:13there uh i don't know i don't know it's that fast prepare to enter lint warp
15:25oh i've never seen so much lint in my life the ship's all can't take any more of this we've got to drop out of lint warp
15:45whoa what a trip
15:58we lost the infinity ball
16:04on the other hand we found the black hole
16:06and there's the hay mothership
16:20why aren't they getting sucked into the black hole with the rest of us they have an anti-gravity force
16:26field lucky ducks
16:27well fire the engines spur this iron space pony on we can't lint warp drained our fuel reserves
16:38oh curveball hook me up
16:57oh no the hay leader is only minutes from finishing his speech he's just acknowledged the decorations
17:04committee and now he's thanking his parents tick are you suited up roger
17:12so what do you think are there
17:16let's just go
17:16well arthur if we don't make it it's been really nice knowing you
17:27you too
17:27what what hey hey hey excuse me hey excuse me babe hey
17:54Hey, hey, hey!
18:02Hey, hey, hey!
18:06Oh, man!
18:13Rats!
18:16Huh?
18:18I got to hold myself together!
18:22Must defy laws of physics!
18:27Fiatik! Fight that black hole!
18:34Arthur! I got it!
18:36Yeah, well, that's the good news.
18:41Yeah, it's that kind of thing, isn't it?
18:46Okay, come on, pal. Take your best shot.
18:52Hey, hey, hey!
18:57Yeah, ha-ha.
18:59And because I had destroyed their most devastating weapon, which turned out to be pretty lame, the entire population began to worship me like unto a god.
19:06Uh-huh. Let me get this straight. Last night you get abducted by aliens. They take you to the center of the galaxy where you get sucked into a black hole.
19:20Right!
19:22Uh-huh. And then you save the universe.
19:24Yep.
19:25And can you prove any of this?
19:26Oh, well, uh, we're all still here, aren't we?
19:30Yeah, so, uh, I guess we owe you one tick.
19:31Yeah, thanks.
19:32Anytime, chums!
19:33Anytime, chums!
19:41Oh, well, uh, we're all still here, aren't we?
19:45Yeah, so, uh, I guess we owe you one tick.
19:49Yeah.
19:50Thanks.
19:51Anytime, chums!
19:52Thank you, chums!

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