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🦸‍♂️🕷️ The Tick – The Full Animated Series! 🕷️🦸‍♂️

Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”

Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.

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00:00To be continued...
00:30To be continued...
01:00To be continued...
01:29To be continued...
01:59To be continued...
02:29To be continued...
02:59If it were to fall into the wrong hands, your whole city would face grave disaster.
03:04Well, this city's under our protection, so I wouldn't worry about it, Professor.
03:15Yes, Professor.
03:17We...
03:17Oh no, bad news.
03:20Fierce greenery!
03:26Mothman, I need your help.
03:35Okay, fan face, chew on this!
03:40Go in panic, everything's under control!
03:46Listen, the creature who sent those sawflowers, he's got a flower for a head!
03:53Oh, great!
03:54Elsie!
03:55He'll stop at nothing to get this bloom.
03:59I want you to take it and keep it safe.
04:01Water it once a day.
04:02Plenty of sun, plenty of sun, and whatever you do, don't stop the music.
04:07Oh, okay, uh, here, take our card.
04:11Here, you take my flower.
04:15Look, I'll pick up the bloom as soon as I can.
04:18Thank you, Arthur.
04:19You love me, I love you not!
04:35You love me, I love you not!
04:49Okay, girls.
04:51Women.
04:52Stop bogging me with your stereo sounds.
04:56Those accursed super monkeys have tossed themselves into my salad once again.
05:02Scratch plan A.
05:04We switch to plan B.
05:06That's you, women.
05:08Go find me, Ikebana,
05:11and bring me the 400-year bloom!
05:15Ah!
05:15Sorry.
05:20So this is the 400-year bloom?
05:23Yes.
05:24Hey, you mean that professor has our plant?
05:27Yes, Tick, but that's not the point.
05:31Elsie will stop at nothing to get this flower.
05:35Elsie?
05:36What's that guy's problem?
05:41We've got to protect it and keep it from blooming.
05:43You mean, in the bad way.
05:58It's blooming!
05:59We need music!
06:01Tick, sing to it!
06:02Uh, my mind isn't blank.
06:05You sing, Arthur.
06:06You're the talented one.
06:08I can't!
06:09My nose is stuffed up.
06:10I'll bear a debate.
06:11Sing something!
06:13No, what?
06:14What?
06:14What should I sing?
06:15Anything!
06:16Um, uh, okay.
06:18Oh, beautiful for spacious skies,
06:21for amber waves of grain.
06:24I think it's working.
06:25Keep going!
06:26For purple mountains' majesty
06:28above the fruited plain.
06:31Yes!
06:32Yes!
06:32America!
06:34America!
06:36God shed his grace on thee.
06:38And crown that good with brotherhood
06:42from sea to shining sea.
06:47My country,
06:53tis of the sweet land of liberty.
06:56One last time, Professor Ikibana.
07:06What have you done with the 400-year bloom?
07:09Mm-hmm!
07:12Speak up!
07:13I can't understand you!
07:15Mm-hmm!
07:15Ah!
07:16I told you!
07:18That's the bloom!
07:20What did you take me for?
07:22A monkey?
07:23That is a bogus bloom!
07:25A dollar-98 tops!
07:27You switch blooms with the Tick and Arthur!
07:31Aye!
07:32The Tick and Arthur!
07:33Making them monkey troubles
07:34all over my plants once again!
07:36I hate those guys a lot!
07:38Take it from me!
07:40You don't want to mess with a 400-year bloom!
07:42It's trouble like nobody's business!
07:45No one tells El Cid what to do!
07:49I can control any botanical specimen!
07:52The plant kingdom is my kingdom!
07:56Viva la revolution!
07:59Betweens!
08:00I think it's time for you to pay a visit
08:03to these counter-chlorophylls
08:05with Tick and Arthur!
08:07Now listen!
08:08Here is plan C!
08:12In Deutschland they sing
08:14the wonders of spring and gesundheit!
08:17You know you really have a lovely singing voice American made?
08:24You ought to sing more often.
08:26I don't think so.
08:29We interrupt tonight's program with a special news report.
08:33Terror erupted today at the annual Civic Flower Show.
08:36Arthur, wait!
08:37Let's hear this!
08:38When Professor Akiko Aikabana, noted botanist, was kidnapped.
08:42Aikabana was on a national tour exhibiting the very rare 400-year bloom,
08:47which has also mysteriously disappeared.
08:50Authorities suspect...
08:50I'll take a bite of the moon for you...
08:53I'll take a bite of the moon for you...
08:54And carve me in the shores of the bear...
08:55LC, you must have the professor!
08:57Then we must find that foul flora!
08:59I'll stay here, and keep the music going!
09:03Let's go!
09:05I'll take a bite of the moon for you...
09:10To your window to see you...
09:13But the worst thing of all that would come into...
09:17It would shake me up if I couldn't colonate you...
09:21Our love keeps growing...
09:24Like a plant on a window ledge...
09:28Growing and growing and growing...
09:32so much that your love pushes me to the edge.
09:37I'd take a bite of the moon for you.
09:41No!
09:43I'm so sorry.
09:44Blah!
09:45Blah!
09:46Blah!
09:47I wouldn't do.
09:48I'd take a bite of the moon for you.
09:51I'd take a bite of the moon for you.
10:00Oh, no!
10:01Do you have any... queens?
10:05Go fish, madman.
10:07Alright.
10:08I will.
10:09A pair.
10:10I go again.
10:11You what?
10:12I got a pair.
10:13I go again.
10:14You're a madman, a villain, and a cheat.
10:16It's the rules.
10:18Dirty cheat.
10:19It's not cheating.
10:20I go again.
10:22It's open.
10:23Come in.
10:25Rosebud!
10:27Oh!
10:28Oh!
10:29The 400-year bloom!
10:32Oh!
10:33Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
10:35Listen to me, El Cid, please.
10:37It's more dangerous than you can possibly know.
10:40You know, you're really getting on my nerves.
10:44Mission accomplished.
10:46I know.
10:48Hey, Ikebana!
10:49You want to see a madman?
10:52Haha!
10:53Just watch my smoke!
10:55Don't do it, El Cid!
10:56I beg of you!
10:57You like feeding plants, Professor?
11:00Here.
11:01Feed this one.
11:14Let's get out of here, gang.
11:17Goodbye, Professor.
11:20Be a nice dinner.
11:21Tick, this isn't working.
11:33We can't just keep jumping from rooftop to rooftop looking for this guy.
11:36We need a strategy.
11:38This is one of those thinking problems, isn't it?
11:41You're halfway there, Tick.
11:43Now, where in the city would someone like El Cid hide out?
11:46Help! Help!
11:50That sounds like Ikebana.
11:56Help!
11:57Good habits!
12:03Spit that woman out!
12:09Professor, are you all right?
12:11I think I lost the contact lens.
12:13American made!
12:15I need your finger!
12:24Filed fine?
12:25Now, maybe you'll think twice before you eat another human being.
12:29This is small potatoes.
12:31I'm afraid El Cid has a 400 year bloom.
12:34Then what about...
12:35Arthur!
12:40What's in the polio, Asada?
12:42Arthur!
12:43Okay, no chicken.
12:44What's in the carne asada?
12:46Oh, little chum, you're all right!
12:52You make fresh guacamole?
12:53Oh, you make fresh guacamole?
12:55Okay, I'll have my...
12:56Arthur, please!
12:57Stop ordering food!
13:04Oh, Tick!
13:05El Cid has the bloom!
13:07Yes, we know, he know!
13:08There's not much time!
13:09We've got to find him!
13:10We've got to find him!
13:20Well, these look like a nice spot.
13:24Rosebud?
13:25Stop the music.
13:27We're never going to find the bloom!
13:28This is terrible!
13:29Well, at least my hay fever is gone.
13:30Ah...
13:31Ahchie!
13:32Gesundheit!
13:33Wait, this must mean we're getting closer to the bloom.
13:35Ahchie!
13:36I don't get it.
13:37A hay fever is an allergic response to airborne pollen.
13:38The symptoms can include itchy nose, throat, and eyes, tearing, a clear nasal discharge,
13:47and terrible...
13:48Ahchie!
13:49Ahchie!
13:50I don't get it.
13:51Ahchie!
13:52Ahchie!
13:53Ahchie!
13:54Ahchie!
13:55Ahchie!
13:56Ahchie!
13:57Ahchie!
13:58Ahchie!
13:59Oh, I'm sorry!
14:00I still don't get it, Arthur.
14:01He can track the bloom with his hay fever, Tick!
14:15Ooh, wonderful!
14:17Follow that allergy!
14:19That is a big one.
14:20Oh, I knew it would be big, but that is really enormous.
14:32Ahchie!
14:33Ahchie!
14:34Ahchie!
14:35Ahchie!
14:36Ahchie!
14:37Ahchie!
14:38Ahchie!
14:39Ahchie!
14:40Ahchie!
14:41Ahchie!
14:42Ahchie!
14:43Ahchie!
14:44Ahchie!
14:45Ahchie!
14:46Ahchie!
14:47Ahchie!
14:48Blooming!
14:55Fire me, boy!
14:56He's not here.
14:57He's out playing with his friends like a normal kid.
15:01Uh...
15:02Okay, sweetheart.
15:03Then you fire me, boy!
15:05No.
15:07Okay!
15:08Everybody out of the pool!
15:10Ahchie!
15:11None of my friends' husbands make their wives blow them out of cannons.
15:15Fire me, boy!
15:17A little trouble with the old cannon, eh, Mitch?
15:20Oh.
15:21Hi, Chet.
15:22I'll fire you.
15:23Thanks a lot, Chet.
15:24Fiendish weed!
15:25Take it easy!
15:26If this plant keeps growing, it'll tear the city apart!
15:29You've got a sick to a tick!
15:30Okay.
15:31Enough is enough.
15:32Cut it out!
15:33This plant is not behaving.
15:34Everything is turning out wrong.
15:35Ugh.
15:36I think I'm coming down with aphids.
15:38You're coming down with me, Elsie.
15:39Oh!
15:40Oh!
15:41You're coming down with me, Elsie.
15:42Ooooooooh!
15:43Oh!
15:44Baaah!
15:45That's that good!
15:47Oh!
15:48And this plant장님 Queen去了.
15:49Huh.
15:50Where else is happening?
15:51Sure, Aly Stella would pass away from me.
15:53I said it.
15:54Hyah.
15:55And this plant is not behaving.
15:56Hmm.
15:57Everything is starting out wrong.
15:58Ugh.
15:5962 Summerus!
16:00I took off control.
16:01It wasn't going to be 누� 환.
16:02You're coming down with me, Elseed.
16:29I don't understand.
16:32You better turn over a new leaf, Elseed, or I'll turn it over for you.
16:39Stop! You are busting my fronds.
16:42I'll bust your...
16:44Good riddance to you, brutal woman.
16:47Now you'd shoot a guy out of a cannon, wouldn't you?
16:50Depends on the guy.
16:55We're okay.
16:56Yeah, we're just great.
16:59Well, sing something!
17:01It's working.
17:11It's working.
17:16Dick! Behind you!
17:20Nobody, but nobody messes with Elseed and then just calls it a day.
17:37Keep singing, dick!
17:39Hey, dick!
17:49Here is a gift horse for your mind!
18:05Oh, man!
18:08That went down the wrong pipe.
18:14Oh, yes, oh, yes.
18:16Bravissimo!
18:17Okay, buddy.
18:21That's all I'm gonna take from life.
18:27Oh, no.
18:28It's growing again!
18:34Okay, mister.
18:36Now you've got it.
18:37I'll...
18:38Eat my revolution blue monkey!
18:47Swing low, sweet chariot
18:50Coming for to carry me home
18:52Swing low, sweet chariot
18:54Coming for to carry me home
18:56So big!
18:59How you like the taste of flower power!
19:02Ha ha ha!
19:03Ha ha ha!
19:04Ha ha ha!
19:05Ha ha ha!
19:05Ha ha ha!
19:06Ha ha ha ha!
19:07Ha ha ha ha!
19:08Ha ha ha ha!
19:09Ow!
19:10Oh!
19:11Oh!
19:12Oh!
19:13Arthur?
19:14When John Henry was a little baby
19:16Sitting on his daddy's knee
19:17He picked up a hammer
19:18A little piece of steel
19:19Said hammer gonna be the death of me
19:20A hammer gonna be the death of me
19:22Coming!
19:29Well, it just goes to show
19:31Mother Nature has a load of tricks up her green sleeves
19:35And tonight she...
19:38Really put her foot down
19:41Yes, here's your little flower, professor
19:43And next time it blooms
19:45May it bloom in the good way
19:50What?
19:52Why is that?
19:53Why is that?
19:54Why not!
19:55Why are we the inside?
19:56Why is that?
19:57Why are we so independent, though?
19:58Why is that?
19:59Why can't you be a must-
20:00With that?
20:01Why is that?
20:02Why should we keep my Romeo as a beast?
20:04And the very-
20:05With that?
20:06Why are you here?
20:07The time goes for the winter
20:08Mt.
20:09It's going for the winter
20:10All I want to have to look after
20:11The winter
20:20You

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