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Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
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Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
🎬 Binge the entire series and dive into one of the weirdest, funniest superhero shows of all time!
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00:30Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb!
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01:29Yes, I see. A choreographic conundrum.
01:37Well, that was a little dancey.
01:39You know why supervillains are so unhappy, Arthur?
01:42They don't treasure the little things.
01:47Quick! No time to lose!
01:49I don't think my wings are dry yet.
01:59Oh, my spine!
02:02Can you wiggle your toes, chum?
02:05Right, let's go!
02:11We've been robbed!
02:13So they heisted the jewels, huh?
02:15Oh no, they didn't take any jewels.
02:18So they heisted money?
02:20No, it's all here.
02:21Secret files, heisted!
02:23No, wrong again.
02:25All right, I give up!
02:27They heisted the glass from our window!
02:30Ooh, that's new!
02:42Hi, how are you?
02:44Hey, you in the pumps!
02:46I say to you, stop being bad!
02:49Uh, Barbara, can I get some help here?
02:52My name's not Barbara, and I don't help criminals!
02:55I just the other day, I was saying to Arthur,
02:58the problem with evil is...
03:00And at this point, did you notice anything creepy about these women?
03:04Well, if memory serves...
03:08All right, who threw that?
03:22Oh, you're in a lot of trouble, Barbara!
03:29Ah-ha!
03:30So, bad lady, fate has put a dead end to your anarchy-daviling!
03:35Come quietly now, miss.
03:43Oh, uh...
03:44You got a little something on your face.
03:46I-I...
03:47Oops.
03:48Aaaaaah!
03:55As in-pants!
03:57As in-pants!
03:59Aaaaaah!
04:03Aaaaaah!
04:05And so you chose to come to Captain Sanity's Superhero Sanitarium.
04:19I had a coupon.
04:21Good, good.
04:22Now, let's get in there and see what makes you tick.
04:25For example, are you, say, in a relationship right now?
04:30What?
04:31What's that got to do with it?
04:33Well, we don't know yet, do we?
04:35Just relax.
04:36I am a professional.
04:37You're just some head in a water cooler.
04:40Now you're getting defensive.
04:41What the heck happened to you?
04:43We're not here to talk about my problems, Tech.
04:45We're here to work on yours.
04:50Oh, man.
04:52I shouldn't have left him.
04:54You did all you could.
04:55Now, Tech, I'd like you to meet our physical therapist, Taft.
05:17Who's the man?
05:20Who's the big man?
05:22Yeah.
05:23You're darn right.
05:25Hi, Taft.
05:26Uh-huh.
05:28The first thing I tell all my patients is, take it easy.
05:32It's only in your mind.
05:34Well, that's just it, Doc.
05:36My mind has always been my Achilles heel.
05:38Well, we have many ways of accessing the unconscious.
05:42But I'm a sidekick.
05:44I'm supposed to be at his side.
05:46Arthur, he's with professionals.
05:48Well, I guess they can't make it any worse, right?
05:54Look at it, Tech.
05:55How bad can it be?
05:57You're not scared of the silly old Mr. Ant, are you?
06:00Yes!
06:03Yes.
06:04Yes.
06:05That's it.
06:06Work with it.
06:09Well, here we are.
06:11Wow.
06:12I had no idea they were this dug in.
06:17Well, there must be dozens of them.
06:26We're going to need some help.
06:27I told Deflatermouse to meet us here with every hero he could find.
06:31He's probably afraid of ants, too.
06:33Afraid of ants?
06:35Hey, baby, who do you think I am?
06:39That tick?
06:40This is all the heroes you could find?
06:43Well, at such short notice, these people have lives, too, you know.
06:47But I did get Sewer Urchin and, uh, Fishboy lost Prince of Atlantis.
06:53Hello.
06:54Hi.
06:54Why is he in a kiddie pool?
06:56Well, he's got a little bit of a cold, so his mother made me promise we'd keep him wet.
07:01Where's the tick?
07:03You told my mom the tick would be here.
07:05Listen, Fishboy, I told your mom a lot of things.
07:09Of course, the tick lost it.
07:10Oh, yeah.
07:11He's in the loony bin.
07:12Definitely the loony bin.
07:13Ha!
07:14You mean he's crazy?
07:16Crazy like a fox.
07:19If I'd have thought of that dodge, I wouldn't be here myself.
07:22Look out!
07:22You must be willing to confront your bear.
07:36No.
07:38Oh, no.
07:40It's obviously not working.
07:41Let's try something else.
07:45Hey, it's tough!
07:46Grand larceny.
07:51Conspiracy.
07:52Destruction of police property.
07:54These dames are criminals, Mayor.
07:56Well, I understand your position, Doodlet, but technically, they aren't even dames.
08:00They're...
08:01Well, they're ants.
08:03And therefore, not subject to our criminal justice system.
08:06This is more of a situation for the Department of Sanitation.
08:09Those solid waste guys?
08:10Oh, come on, Mayor.
08:12Let me in.
08:13See, I got my boys working on teeny tiny handcuffs.
08:16And you are?
08:32Uh, I'm Arthur.
08:33Hello.
08:34And, uh, we are, um...
08:37What he means is, uh, we're exterminators.
08:42Someone called, said you had a, uh, a roach problem.
08:45Roaches?
08:46Ew!
08:47Okay, go ahead.
08:50So, uh, you work here every day?
08:52Actually, I'm just a temp.
08:55Hey!
08:56Come on!
08:58Perhaps your phobia is symbolic.
09:00Something to do with your, um, mother?
09:03Nope, don't think so.
09:04What about your uncle?
09:07Any significance there?
09:08Uh, nope.
09:10How about your A-U-N-T?
09:12Hmm, A-U-N-T.
09:14Oh, aunt!
09:15Oh, aunt.
09:16Aunt, aunt, aunt, I get it.
09:17Yes?
09:18Nope.
09:19Someone else's aunt, maybe?
09:20Some little gray-haired lady.
09:22Hmm, sorry.
09:26I'm your mother, man!
09:28No, you're not your dad!
09:34So, what's your plan?
09:37First, we find out what they're up to.
09:39Then, we stop them.
09:40Uh, you want to elaborate on that second part?
09:49Sanitation?
09:50You're on!
09:51Go clean up that ant mess!
09:52Hold the phone, Herr Mayor!
09:55I have the solution to your ant problem.
09:58Oh, hello, Professor.
09:59Let me put you on hold.
10:00Everybody knows that ants are nuts for nougat.
10:04Hmm?
10:05What?
10:07Ants are nuts for nougat.
10:08Nuts for nougat, yeah.
10:09It is science, Herr Major!
10:11On the outskirts of the city, we have constructed the largest candy bar in the world!
10:18The ants will be irresistibly drawn to this, this creamy treasure, and they will forsake
10:27the city to consume it!
10:30But what will happen when they finish eating?
10:32Well, of course, the chocolate is laced with nitroglycerin.
10:42I'm okay!
10:45Whoa!
10:46Whoa!
10:48It looks like you're making a... a magnifying glass.
11:12Hey, you know, when I was a kid, I used to fry ants with a magnifying glass.
11:17Yeah, I'm very hot, yeah.
11:21Maybe they want revenge!
11:24Uh-oh!
11:25Laugh away, bipeds!
11:27Soon the joke will be on you!
11:29No!
11:32Come on!
11:36Stinky, lose the fish, Prince.
11:49He's got legs.
11:50He's got legs.
11:53Oh, be careful!
11:55Come on, go!
11:56Look!
11:56Uh-huh, yes.
12:06Oh, very interesting.
12:09Damn!
12:11All you ever do is dress taffed up in ridiculous outfits and make him wrestle me!
12:17Well, that's our therapeutic modality.
12:20Yes.
12:22Sanity!
12:23You're a madman!
12:26Patient responds to banana treatment with hostility.
12:30Is that bad?
12:32No peeking.
12:32Oh, hey.
12:34By my calculations, the cost of this candy bar will not put the city into debt.
12:41That's my hotline.
12:42I better get this call.
12:44Excuse me, Professor.
12:45Yellow.
12:46Blank!
12:47I hear you got yourself an ant crisis.
12:49It's the National Guard.
12:51I'm calling in a preventive airstrike.
12:53I'm talking saturation bombing, Mayor.
12:55That'll clean up your infestation.
12:57But, General, what about the rest of the city?
13:00Acceptable losses.
13:01You have one hour to evacuate your boaters.
13:03What?
13:04Come on, Mayor.
13:05What's a mayor on that chest?
13:07He can't let the enemy walk all over you.
13:09Bad apples sink ships.
13:11Gotta call the other line.
13:13Could be the wife.
13:13Hang on.
13:14He's going to destroy the city.
13:23Let me handle this.
13:25You're going to handle this?
13:27Of course.
13:28They're ant women, right?
13:31Hey, honey.
13:32I'm a scorpion.
13:34I like long walks on the beach.
13:36Good conversation and spelunking.
13:38How about you?
13:40Foolish mammals.
13:42We will destroy you all.
13:44Ha!
13:44Tough talk, baggy pants.
13:49Oh, man.
13:50Escape is impossible.
14:02Very painful.
14:03Oh, my heart.
14:05You know, I get the feeling we're trapped in a...
14:08Don't say it.
14:10Say what?
14:11We're trapped in a...
14:13People farm?
14:15People farm!
14:17People farm!
14:22All hail the queen!
14:32She's huge!
14:38No, it's the magnifying glass.
14:44Attention, humanity.
14:47I am Betty, splendid and perfect queen of the ants.
14:51We are no longer content to scrounge around your wretched picnics,
14:56nibbling at your scraps and crumbs.
14:57Neither will we accept your gigantic feet trotting upon our works.
15:02Man, she's an uppity ant.
15:04Yeah, high hopes, probably very high hopes.
15:08Your day of reckoning is upon you.
15:10You have been judged and found wanting. Prepare for fiery doom.
15:15Come on lady, wake up and shmell the nougat.
15:20Shmell it!
15:22Soon the sun will reach its zenith and our theme will destroy you all.
15:26I'll destroy you all!
15:29This is not a test.
15:31Authorities have issued a citywide alert.
15:33Please stay tuned to this station for emergency evacuation instructions.
15:37Get out of the city!
15:40General, I beg you to reconsider.
15:42Don't fire your missile!
15:43Sorry.
15:44Got it aimed and everything.
15:46Don't forget your toothbrush soldier.
15:49Ah, I love this job.
15:51Well doodlehead, looks pretty bleak.
15:54On the one hand, we've got a bunch of bitter ants trying to fry us.
15:57On the other hand, we've got our own national guard ready to blow us to kingdom come.
16:01Maybe...
16:03Maybe we should call...
16:06a tick.
16:07When I count to three, you will enter a hypnotic trance.
16:12Yes, master.
16:14Not yet.
16:15Oh, okay.
16:17Three...
16:18Two...
16:19One...
16:20You are going back, back.
16:22What do you remember?
16:24Well, I remember you hypnotizing me.
16:26Oh, for Pete's sake.
16:31Sanity here.
16:32What's your problem?
16:34I'm sorry, Mayor.
16:35But I'm afraid he's a little fragile right now.
16:37He's in the middle of therapy.
16:41You know, maybe you ought to drop by the office, Mayor.
16:44We're having a special on stress management.
16:49Alright.
16:50Alright.
16:51It's for you.
16:52Oh, hey, Mayor.
16:53What's up?
16:54What?
16:57I gotta save the city!
16:59But what about your phobia?
17:01No time, Doc!
17:03Spoon!
17:05I'll put him down for Thursdays.
17:18Spoon!
17:20The sun is almost at its peak.
17:22Aw, of course we're definitely done for.
17:24Yeah, definitely.
17:25Why do you have to always keep saying that word?
17:28Definitely!
17:29Definitely!
17:30You're driving everyone crazy!
17:31Arthur, take it easy.
17:32Ha!
17:33Definitely very loud.
17:34Not everything's definite, you know.
17:36No?
17:37That's it!
17:38Free while you can, pathetic apes!
17:42You look so tiny from up here!
17:46Hotness!
17:47Not a moment to lose!
17:52Tick!
17:53Ugh!
17:54Ugh!
17:55Stop right there, blue boy.
17:58I am Betty, queen of the ants, and I demand your surrender!
18:06Uh, could you flip a feeler or something?
18:09Never mind that!
18:10You have trespassed against us!
18:12Prepare for your doom!
18:14Whoa!
18:17Oh, boy!
18:18Tick!
18:20Arthur?
18:21The magnifying glass!
18:29That'll be just about enough of that!
18:31No!
18:45Sorry, but I've got a big heat-seeking fish to fry!
18:48Mr. Brian!
19:01I love this job!
19:04Yee-haw!
19:06Gotcha!
19:20You know, come to think of it, I'm not afraid of ants.
19:24I never was!
19:26It's just when they all come running out of a lady's pants like that.
19:31Creepy.
19:32And isn't Sanity really just a one-trick pony, anyway?
19:37I mean, all you get is one trick!
19:40Rational thinking.
19:41But when you're good and crazy,
19:44The sky's the limit!
20:02He's the side.
20:03That's the same.
20:04That's the bird.
20:05I've got aörperssa!
20:06We've got a blood!
20:07That's the right!
20:08Cool!
20:09I'm trying to pass you to the cat!
20:12The cat.
20:14The cat!
20:16The cat!
20:18With the cat!
20:19Our cat!
20:21The cat!
20:22The cat!
20:24It's a cat!
20:26The cat!
20:27The cat!
20:28The cat!
20:29The cat!
20:30The cat!