🦸♂️🕷️ The Tick – The Full Animated Series! 🕷️🦸♂️
Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
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Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
🎬 Binge the entire series and dive into one of the weirdest, funniest superhero shows of all time!
💥 Like, Subscribe, and hit the bell for more retro cartoon classics and superhero parodies!
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00:00To be continued...
00:30To be continued...
01:00To be continued...
01:30Unquote.
01:38Mrs. Brunch! Don't do this to yourself!
01:40Miriam! I know there's a sensitive child care professional in there somewhere!
01:54Any sign of her, Arthur?
01:59Not from here, Tick.
02:00That nefarious nanny has managed to elude us so far, but she's as good as in our heroic grasp, because look what came in the mail today!
02:11It's the Fiend Finder tracking device, Arthur!
02:13Sir? I ordered it from the back of Leotard Legends Monthly!
02:16Oh, I told you before, Tick. Those things are a complete waste of...
02:20Quiet, chum! I'm trying to locate the proper frequency.
02:24Uh, Tick, I think you have to stick this thing on here first. Like this.
02:29Wait a minute. You're saying we have to find the Fiend before we can use the Fiend Finder?
02:36What a rip-off!
02:39Tick! There she is!
02:40Come on, Arthur! She's headed for the diner! Come on!
03:00Mad nanny! If you harm a hair on this greasy spoon's head, you'll have the Tick to answer to!
03:06You can't do that to the Tick!
03:14Oh, I...
03:16Lady, you just toasted the best BLT joint in the Tri-State area! Prepare to pick up the tab!
03:32Unhand me, Tractor Woman!
03:39Ouch!
03:40Ooh!
03:41Hey!
03:42Ah!
03:42Boo!
03:43Ah!
03:44You're in a lot of trouble, lady!
03:47Ah!
03:49Brom!
03:50Dick!
03:51Tick!
03:52Ah!
03:53Ah!
03:54Ah!
03:55Ah!
03:56Ah!
03:57Ah!
03:58Ah!
03:59Ah!
04:00Ah!
04:01Ah!
04:02What happened?
04:05Help! Somebody help!
04:08The tick's been kidnapped!
04:17I want out!
04:32Iron Maiden! Don't make me!
04:38Nogahyde!
04:39Hey!
04:42This stuff really is tougher than leather!
04:55Oh, for crying out loud.
04:57So, at last. The tick. My arch-enemy sits helpless before me.
05:02Arch-enemy? You must be joking, Charles.
05:05I mean, I don't like you and everything, but if I ever do have an arch-enemy,
05:08it's not gonna be some creepy little brat with a glass head.
05:12Yes, well, when I get done with you, you'll know what creepy is.
05:17And then she just turned into a rocket. And blasted off with him.
05:22Ooh, bad luck. Well, I wish I could help, but I've got an appointment with my-
05:27Cancel it.
05:28Definitely should go get him. Yeah, definitely.
05:30Of course, don't know where to look. Very bad.
05:33Well, maybe we do. Anyone got any AA batteries?
05:37Charles, Charles, I thought we worked all this out.
05:40Weren't you supposed to outgrow your evil ways?
05:43Ha!
05:46Look, if you let me go right now, I might consider not telling your parents.
05:50They're not here, tick. It's just you and me.
05:54They think I'm a bad influence.
05:57So, as soon as they left, I turned my babysitter into a mindless cyborg engine of terror.
06:04You know, Charles, sometimes when I'm feeling like a raving ding-dong, I find a nice chamomile tea.
06:14Shut up!
06:15You know why I turned her into a cyborg engine of terror? Do you?
06:19Uh, was it a pathetic cry for help?
06:26Wrong!
06:27I did it so I could lure you into my clutches.
06:30So I could wreak my vengeance for the humiliation I suffered at your hands.
06:34They made me take dancing lessons.
06:36You brought that on yourself, little mister!
06:41Any last words?
06:43Charles, I suggest you give up this foolishness before it goes down on your permanent record!
06:49You know, you're almost as stupid as you look.
06:58What the?
07:07How does it feel to be reduced to the size of my dad's third place bowling trophy?
07:12Oh, a shrinking ray! Never seen that before!
07:16Oh, yeah?
07:17Well, have you seen this one?
07:23I'm rude!
07:32Of course the Mousemobile comes loaded with options. Electric windows, 8-track and cassette.
07:38Now, we want to stay on a south-by-southeast heading.
07:43Yeah, yeah. Oh, and this button over here inflates the pontoons!
07:47Doesn't this thing go any faster?
07:49I've made better time in funeral processions.
07:52Faster? Strap in, sweetie. This mouse is about to roar.
07:56Hmm, let's see. What should I do next?
08:03Return us to normal and let us go?
08:05Yeah, yeah!
08:07Interesting idea.
08:08But no!
08:10Normal?
08:11Ha!
08:12Whoever got anywhere by being normal, he should be thanking me for what I'm about to do.
08:16Okay, Charles. Nice touch. I think you've made your point.
08:27Not quite, Tick.
08:28Tick.
08:33Now you're a tiny two-headed bluebird who can only speak high school French.
08:39Je m'appelle le Tick. J'ai une grande crume et deux têtes.
08:43Ha!
08:45Ha! Ha! Ha!
08:49Sorry, this should only take a minute.
08:52Pardon us. If we don't wait.
08:54Stop that car!
08:57There you go.
08:58That'll be your special place from now on.
09:01And if you're very good, I might even feed you.
09:07You make me laugh.
09:09I bet a lot of people would like a little pet bird like you.
09:12Hey, meet your new neighbors.
09:14This used to be my gym class,
09:16but I turned them into earwigs.
09:18That one's Coach Fussell.
09:20Climb the rope! Climb the rope!
09:24Je ne vais pas de bien.
09:32Ah! A baby!
09:38Hello?
09:40How are you?
09:42How are you?
09:44What?
09:45No, I don't understand.
09:47Speak up.
09:48Yes, that's the address.
09:50What?
09:51Listen, it's cash only, okay?
09:53Bidding starts at 8.
09:55Bye!
10:03Yes?
10:04Mr. Chippendale?
10:06Hi. You don't know me,
10:08but I have something I think you'll be interested in.
10:11I've got a fix on him.
10:12He's nearby.
10:13Okay, citizen.
10:15Let us off.
10:24There was something suspicious about those guys.
10:26What are you talking about?
10:28They were cool.
10:29They laughed at all my jokes.
10:31Come on, guys.
10:32The signal seems to be coming from this way.
10:40Chairface Chippendale and Chrome Dome.
10:44Aw, very bad, very bad.
10:46And look, the idea men.
10:48Where do they keep getting those blimps?
10:51Wait a second.
10:52I recognize that house.
10:54Come on.
10:55Marvelous.
10:56What sadism.
10:58Ah, well, I don't know.
10:59When I was your age, kid, we didn't have all this high-tech hocus-pocus.
11:18See, if you were really evil, you'd just walk up to a guy and smack him in the head.
11:24Ahem.
11:25Ah, hello.
11:30Gentlemen.
11:32Gentlemen.
11:34Gentlemen!
11:36I just want to say that there's not one of you who I didn't idolize in my infancy.
11:41But now I have surpassed you all by achieving what none of you could.
11:45Gentlemen, I give you the tick.
11:48That's not the tick you were evil.
11:53Yeah, a tick's not a bird.
11:55He's a...
11:56What do you call it?
11:57A man, right?
11:58I...
11:59I think so.
12:00Je ne suis pas un animal.
12:02Je suis un homme.
12:04He certainly doesn't speak French.
12:07I'm blowing this clambake!
12:13So you don't believe me, huh?
12:18Okay, everyone.
12:22Watch the birdie.
12:25You'll never get away with...
12:27Jacky's!
12:35The bidding begins in five minutes.
12:37Ah, my chance at last.
12:46I've always wanted to own the tick.
12:49Not so fast, chairface.
12:52Unless you think you can compete with the National Treasury of Pocabonesia.
12:57Wow.
12:58That must be the greatest agglomeration of evil ever assembled.
13:02And that little brat's going to sell the tick to the highest bidder.
13:05We've got to get in there and stop them.
13:07I wonder how much the tick is worth in the open market.
13:10Field mouse!
13:11Definitely need a plan.
13:12Yeah, of course.
13:13Definitely planless.
13:14Hmm.
13:15It just might work.
13:22What do you think?
13:23Ooh, I'm terrified.
13:25I can't believe you expect us to pass ourselves off as super-villains.
13:28I mean, I, of course, am a master of disguise.
13:31But he, on the other hand, looks like a dink.
13:35Ah, what's going on?
13:36Nobody got a bucket on my head.
13:37It's our only chance to play your mouse.
13:39You two have got to get in there and stall them for as long as you can.
13:43You got it?
13:44Yeah, of course.
13:45No problem.
13:46Oh, just let me do the talking.
13:52Who are you?
13:54I am The Rake.
13:56And this is, uh, Buckethead.
13:59Ah, Buckethead.
14:00Oh, yeah, that's me.
14:01I never heard of you.
14:03Oh, well, we're from Ohio.
14:06Well, okay, as long as you brought your wallets.
14:09Buckethead, Buckethead.
14:13Yeah, I knew a Sockethead once back in Muncie.
14:17Any relation?
14:18Oh, no.
14:19Definitely not.
14:20We're all buckets.
14:21Definitely buckets in my family.
14:22Ahem.
14:23Now, who will begin the bidding?
14:25I bid $16.
14:27Gentlemen, please.
14:29We're talking about The Tick, the city's premiere superhero.
14:33It's not like I'm trying to unload the Flater Mouse here.
14:36Yeah, one little Flater Mouse.
14:38Yeah, very funny.
14:40$17.
14:41No, no, we can't just rescue The Tick.
14:44We need to get that device to change him back.
14:46Good point.
14:47So I'll sneak in, hook the line to the device,
14:49and you'll fly it out with the blimp.
14:50That's your plan?
14:51Yeah.
14:52Then in the commotion, you grab The Tick.
14:55$1 million.
14:57$1.5.
14:59$1.9 million.
15:01$2 million.
15:02And 24 cents.
15:04$2 million.
15:06$25 cents.
15:07$26 cents.
15:09$27.
15:10$28 cents.
15:11$29 cents.
15:13$2 million.
15:14And $4 dollars.
15:16Oh, uh, good.
15:20Oh, bad.
15:22$3 million.
15:24Oh, that's a lot of pineapples.
15:27Oh, gotta know where to fold them.
15:29Too rich for my blood.
15:30Uh, $10 million and $4 dollars.
15:33Sold to the man with a rake on his head.
15:36Oh, thank you.
15:37Thank you very much.
15:39Whoa!
15:40Arthur!
15:41Sorry.
15:42Sorry.
15:43Sorry.
15:44Sorry.
15:45Sorry.
15:58Okay.
15:59Here's the $4.
16:00And I have to give you the rest on an I.O.U.
16:02What?
16:03You don't have it?
16:04Oh, no, I see something but you can't help.
16:06Oh, I'm deadbeat!
16:07Oh, my gosh.
16:09What?
16:13What is wrong with you?
16:19Hey!
16:21Hey!
16:23Hey!
16:25Hey!
16:33Hey!
16:35Hey!
16:39Hey!
16:59Come on!
17:05Thanks, chum!
17:09Hey!
17:19Give me that!
17:21Ah!
17:23Where am I?
17:25Your fun is finished, vicious little dweeb!
17:29I don't think so!
17:31You remember Skippy?
17:37Well, guess what?
17:39I had him fixed!
17:41Hey!
17:43Hey!
17:45Oh!
17:47Now that's enough of that!
17:51Bad!
17:53Oh!
17:59I wonder if Charles missed this at all!
18:05Oh, great!
18:07My parents!
18:09Oh!
18:11Oh!
18:13Oh!
18:15Oh!
18:17Oh!
18:19Oh!
18:20Charles!
18:25I believe your boy has a lot of explaining to do!
18:27Indeed he does!
18:29Now I know what all those notes from school have been about!
18:33You're not really misunderstood at all, are you, Charles?
18:38Well, no.
18:41I'm sorry, Mom, but I'm going to have to deliver this monster to the proper authorities.
18:45And not for dancing lessons.
18:56That's the worst babysitting job I've ever had.
19:00I'm sorry for all your trouble, ma'am.
19:01Now, uh, what do we owe you?
19:04Well, evil has been rousted and the babysitter's been paid.
19:08Come, heroes, our work here is done.
19:14You know, even though today was the worst day of my life, I learned many things.
19:20First, the world looks a lot different when you're six inches tall and covered with feathers.
19:26Second, two heads are definitely not better than one.
19:29And finally, you can lay an egg and still feel like a man.
19:35Oh, no.
19:37My baby!
19:44Ooh, chocolate.
19:48Anybody want some?
19:49Conor.
19:50Can you not be disgusting?
19:51That's why not.
19:52Oh, no.