Not Rated |13min | Comedy | 2020 (Nigeria)
Uncle Kbrown in trouble as a girl he tried to impress pops an N800,000 naira champagne
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Kbrown, Success.
Uncle Kbrown in trouble as a girl he tried to impress pops an N800,000 naira champagne
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Kbrown, Success.
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00:00Uncle K Brown! Ah, Success. Good afternoon. Success, good afternoon. School has closed
00:12already? Yes. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Are you Success Aunty? Yes, I'm Success Aunty.
00:19Wow! You are beautiful. Thank you. I'm actually taking her to the house. Eh, there is no food
00:28in the house. Uncle, but I want food in the monastery menu. That food? I've given it to
00:35the dogs. See, actually in my house, I don't let food stay more than two hours. That's
00:40too long. It's not healthy. Uncle, which dog? You know what, let me take you guys to lunch.
00:46It's an exclusive place for big boys. I'm sure you're going to like it. Eh! Yes, let's
00:51just go. Okay, Success, let's go. Wow! This place is nice. Yes, just feel at home. Relax.
00:59You see, this is the place I usually come when I want to chill out. Everybody that walks
01:04here knows who I am. In fact, even the owner of this hotel knows who I am. Wow! If I'm
01:09not here, they look as if there's nobody. Are you serious? In fact, this is where I
01:14take my, eh, lunch. Here, just like my second, eh, kitchen. So, you can just feel free to
01:19order anything you want. Eh, waiter! Come, please. Good afternoon. Aunty, how much is
01:28your rice and chicken? Success, don't ask for the price of the food. Eh, do you want
01:33to embarrass me? Choose the menu. Don't mind Success, she forgot herself. Eh, you can make
01:39your order. Alright, give me fried rice and chicken. Okay, fried rice and chicken. Yes,
01:44fried rice and chicken, too, for me. Okay, same. Eh, in fact, fried rice and chicken
01:51for all of us. Okay, I'll get that shortly. Eh, just feel free, eh, just feel free. In
02:00fact, see, eh, here, just like my home. But, eh, UK is not taken. I might even buy here
02:05very soon. Wow! That would be nice, oh. I hope you're enjoying here. Oh, food is here
02:10already. Oh, their food are so, so nice. Just look at the packaging. Trust me, you'll love
02:19it. Just wait until you open the food and you'll see what I'm talking about. Alright,
02:33enjoy. I open the food. Wow! You love it, right? I love it. Your food here is excellent.
02:46More than excellent. That's what I'm talking about. In fact, I even gave them the recipe
02:53for this food. Uncle, this food looks so expensive, oh. Success, excuse me. Eh, success, come,
03:02let's have a word, eh. Uncle, what did I do now? Success, why are you embarrassing me,
03:09eh? Look how you're trying to make it look as if I don't have money. But, uncle, do you
03:12have money? Eh, even if I don't have money, can't I be able to pay for food? There's no
03:16amount they sell food that I cannot be able to pay, eh. It's food they eat. See, let
03:20me tell you. Stop saying it's not a bad price. Respect yourself. Don't put sand in my gario.
03:24I said don't put sand in my gario. We just went out to iron one or two things. Wow, you've
03:37almost finished your food. Wow, that was so fast. Eh, waiter, bring the POS. How much
03:48is the bill, all of them? It's 7,000 Naira total. Oh, 7,000, that is cheap. Eh, make
03:54it 8,000 Naira and keep the change. Really? Yes. Thank you very much, sir. You're so generous.
04:00Yes, that's how stars do. Alright, your PIN. Yes, let's enjoy ourselves.
04:18Success. Success. Yes, uncle. Come here. Success. Can you imagine that your auntie did
04:32not call me back after everything I did for her yesterday? She could not even call me
04:36back. Eh, I even sent her transportation money to go back and sent her 2,000 Naira airtime
04:40this morning and she could not even call me back to say thank you. Ah, leave her alone
04:46now. Maybe she doesn't like you. Hmm, what do you mean? Uncle, see, love is not about
04:52sending money and going to fancy places or showing off. It is about being with the person
04:58who makes you happy in a way nobody else can. Director, is this part of her line? That line
05:04is too strong for a kiddo and it's not even part of her script. But it works. You guys
05:09should just continue. Continue. And action. I'm beginning to suspect you're the reason
05:13why your auntie is not picking my call. Because yesterday you were busy disgracing me, making
05:17me look small. You're deprizing things. Anyway, I have another date and you're following me
05:22to that date. Uncle, I'm not following you. I'm going to that room here. You are going
05:26to follow me because the last time I left in this house, you nearly destroyed all my
05:29things. So you need to follow me so that I can keep my eyes on you. Hmm, she's even
05:33calling. Hello. Hello. Yes. Yes. Yes. Tomorrow now. Do you like the place? Yeah, I love it.
05:51Yes. Actually, this place was opened last week. Yes. Specifically for the rich. People
05:58with class. I come here to chill all the time. So if you're comfortable, you can just order
06:04whatever you want to eat. I don't want food. Can I get a drink? Drink? So what do you want
06:11to drink? Champagne. Oh, champagne. Champagne. Okay. Champagne it is. Waiter. Waiter, get
06:26us two bottles of champagne. Champagne. All right. Why two? We can share one. No, no, no.
06:32I love to drink straight from the bottle. We know they use a cup. Two bottles of champagne.
06:38All right. I'm coming. I like your hair. Thank you. Most especially, your smile. Yes. Oh,
06:44yes, it's champagne. Wow, this is nice. Oh, alcohol. Can you get her juice? Okay, juice.
06:53Please, how much is her juice? Get her juice. Okay. Hey, I'm going to warn you. They should
07:05stop saying price. Every time we go on a date. What is wrong with you? Do you want to spoil
07:09my date? Do you want to spoil my packaging? Uncle, have you come here before? Uh-huh.
07:13And so, I have 50,000 Naira in my account. How much is juice? Respect yourself, fool.
07:18What? 800,000 Naira for champagne? Is he a heaven?
07:25800,000.
07:29No, no, don't pop it. Don't pop it.
07:34Come on.
07:38Hey, champagne is my life.
07:42800,000. 800,000. Hey, finish. Hey, you shouldn't have popped it. 800,000.
08:03800,000.
08:33800,000. 800,000.