• 2 years ago
Grandma's Attic, Junt's favorite church fair, is back! Gloria needs decorations for her fairy garden, Jon sees a walkman and tons of Pfaltzgraff, and the malasadas.

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00:00 Well, it's important to learn the process so you can never win.
00:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:05 You brought your kid?
00:08 Of course.
00:09 We always find him.
00:09 Wow.
00:10 You gotta be kidding me.
00:11 He's not here?
00:12 What?
00:14 That's concerning.
00:15 Whatever happened to Best Park 2023?
00:17 Look at Mr. Best Parked over there.
00:18 Yeah, Best Park 2017.
00:20 Sometimes he stands off to the side
00:21 because he's like, you don't need to be in line.
00:23 Once they open up, everybody floods in from all angles.
00:25 Well, you know, normally you can't miss him.
00:27 Ah, there he is.
00:28 We were starting to get worried.
00:30 Ever so slightly delayed by a certain Matthew.
00:33 He's parking the car.
00:34 The only thing that can delay a John is Matthew.
00:35 Hey, Gloria.
00:36 How you doing?
00:36 Dig this.
00:37 Yeah.
00:37 The first time we ever actually did this on camera,
00:40 which is the first episode of "John's Cart."
00:41 Yep.
00:42 2013, 10 years ago.
00:44 10 years.
00:45 10 years?
00:46 10 years.
00:47 Six of them were raising you.
00:48 I am absolutely gorgeous.
00:50 Hello, beautiful baby.
00:53 Hi.
00:54 Can you say dada?
00:58 Where's Anna?
01:00 Where's Elsa?
01:03 Where's mommy?
01:06 Where's daddy?
01:09 Annoying cow, annoying cow.
01:11 Go annoy John with the annoying cow.
01:15 Come back to 10 years from this video.
01:18 I will.
01:19 Do you hear what she's telling me?
01:19 She's giving me editing notes.
01:20 She's going, cut.
01:21 Cut here.
01:22 How were the last 10 years for you?
01:24 You know, they've been all right.
01:25 Tell John what you might be looking for today.
01:27 Fairy things for my fairy garden.
01:29 You have a fairy garden?
01:31 Yeah, we have to show you what's going on in the backyard.
01:33 Because Nina's cleared out a lot more stuff back there.
01:36 So we're going to see the toys now.
01:38 Go ahead.
01:39 Have fun, boys.
01:40 Subscribe on BoxNet.
01:42 My original plan was to arrive here about 7:30.
01:45 But there are way more people here this year
01:47 than there have been in previous years at this time.
01:49 I want to believe that the great video marketing that we've
01:52 been doing for a decade--
01:54 People just need a deal.
01:55 They need a bargain.
01:56 My plan is to let this crowd filter in, and I'll go behind.
01:58 I don't need to be on the front lines anymore.
02:01 Look who it is.
02:02 Could you ever conceive of coming here instead
02:04 of on Saturday, the Sunday?
02:06 I did one time.
02:07 And let me tell you, it's a pretty--
02:09 It's picked over.
02:10 Yeah, and they're already shipping things out.
02:12 So I don't know how big the parish is here.
02:14 But how big can it be?
02:16 And there's always so much stuff.
02:18 And the type of it doesn't really materially change.
02:22 Well, wouldn't you say that the demographic is
02:24 interested in decluttering?
02:25 Yes.
02:26 Actually, it's a great outlet.
02:27 It's a wonderful way to declutter your house.
02:30 Yeah, yeah, clutter John's.
02:31 Well, I don't buy too much anymore.
02:33 I've become increasingly cognizant about that I
02:35 have way too much [BLEEP]
02:37 I'll keep an eye out for something cool or something
02:39 interesting or unique that's preferably small.
02:41 Guess what?
02:42 We just got a new subscriber.
02:45 No way.
02:45 Is it Papa Smurf?
02:47 OK, fine, I'll subscribe.
02:48 You don't think anyone silently recognizes us
02:50 like we silently recognize other people?
02:52 They've got to.
02:52 I would guess people recognize me.
02:54 I stand out.
02:55 A bad hide and seek player.
02:56 Yeah.
02:57 It's one of my favorite segments in any of our John's Cards
03:00 where we have the video of the woman with the NBC Nightly News
03:03 theme.
03:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:07 So I--
03:12 There she is.
03:12 There she is.
03:13 [HUMMING]
03:16 Look at the size of the line.
03:20 Holy cow.
03:21 Oh, there we go.
03:22 We're going in.
03:23 [HUMMING]
03:24 Oh, and there's that guy, too.
03:25 Who's that guy?
03:26 St. Theresa's, that guy.
03:27 St. Theresa's is as gutsy as August 1st.
03:29 St. Theresa's?
03:30 Oh, yeah, St. Theresa's.
03:31 I'm glad you stole it, Ryan.
03:32 Which is today, by the way.
03:33 It's just a yard sale from what I saw.
03:34 It's not a festival.
03:35 You can buy a dirty mirror that makes you look like a ghost.
03:38 I always like paintings like that,
03:39 but that one is so sun-worn.
03:40 It looks like the menu on a falafel truck.
03:43 It's like OCB art.
03:44 Ooh, now you're making me hungry for OCB.
03:46 Find enough to eat today?
03:47 Boy, I'll say.
03:48 Well, that's great.
03:49 Would you care for some ham or beef?
03:50 A little of both, I think.
03:51 All right.
03:52 Who boxed?
03:52 What do you store in there?
03:53 You put it outside.
03:54 You put a plant on it.
03:55 Oh, OK.
03:56 No interior lighting this year.
03:57 Da-da-dun, dun-dun, da-da-dun.
03:59 Sonny Walkman for three quarters.
04:00 I have some old tapes.
04:01 Oh, wow.
04:02 For Gloria, maybe?
04:03 Exactly what you were asking for.
04:04 Whoa.
04:06 A fairy garden.
04:06 It's a ladybug farm.
04:08 Oh, I thought it said ladybug farts.
04:10 Audio cassettes.
04:11 No way.
04:12 In a nice storage case.
04:14 Neil Diamond, Michael Jackson.
04:16 You got all your classics.
04:17 We got a couple of Danielle Steele.
04:18 The standby of the '90s.
04:20 Doctors waiting room reading list.
04:22 Yes.
04:22 Look, Matt, giant spoon and fork.
04:24 We could have had a huge meal.
04:26 I think we will.
04:27 This is a reproduction of a real clock that
04:29 was on my grandma's wall, this exact clock.
04:31 This is a repro, because you can see in the back, it's got no--
04:34 it's just a little digital one.
04:35 But would you buy $20 brand name candle,
04:39 if slightly used, for $1?
04:40 Sure.
04:41 But I have a no candles rule.
04:43 Absolutely no candles.
04:44 Zero tolerance to buying no candles.
04:46 My mom has the same rule.
04:47 Don't buy me any more candles.
04:48 No more candles.
04:48 I have a work animal of life.
04:49 She's my mother.
04:50 I'm working through them slowly in a couple years.
04:52 That's exactly how I feel about sending me Mac.
04:55 How about ducks?
04:56 No ducks.
04:57 How about ducks?
04:58 Dun, dun, dun, dun.
04:59 No, Frankie, this is not my pattern.
05:01 But--
05:01 Yorkshire?
05:02 It's cases of it, though.
05:03 It's this whole area.
05:04 What the heck?
05:05 A complete set of false craft.
05:07 Service for 18.
05:09 Matt, do you see what we're seeing?
05:10 Should I distract him in that direction?
05:12 John, then.
05:13 And it's not my pattern.
05:14 It's my mother's pattern.
05:15 John's mother's pattern of choice while John grew up
05:18 was a blue and gray pattern called Yorktown.
05:21 Frankie?
05:23 True.
05:24 Look at the clientele.
05:25 Who's going to haul out 75 pounds of dishes?
05:27 You're looking at them.
05:28 More than 75 pounds.
05:29 200's a little high.
05:31 Even for service for 18.
05:33 But you'd have to have a hell of a house.
05:34 And then why are you going so retro with your dishware?
05:36 Yeah, and you have no dishes to begin with.
05:38 I have service for about 24.
05:40 And I'm never going to have 24 people.
05:41 No.
05:42 Remember the time we set a table of false craft for no one?
05:44 That was fun.
05:45 Looking to look a lot like Christmas.
05:50 Product of the '70s, for sure.
05:51 Bag boy.
05:52 The waste basket holder.
05:54 Turns your paper bags into a structured waste bin.
05:56 Look, Gloria.
05:57 Look what Matt found.
05:58 Is that fairy stuff?
05:59 It is fairy stuff.
06:01 Whoa, it's like a little fairy homestead.
06:03 There's even more fairies in it.
06:05 Gloria wants this bus.
06:06 Oh, that's cute.
06:07 I got a pretty impressive microscope.
06:09 I mean, it's a kid's one, but it can look at fingerprints.
06:11 No, no, no.
06:12 Fingerprints.
06:13 And to replace our broken handkerchiefs.
06:15 Three OXO-based brushes.
06:17 These don't last forever.
06:18 And mine is a little worn out.
06:20 They're a buck apiece.
06:20 They're usually like $15.
06:21 I'm going to pick all three.
06:23 Why someone had three, I don't know.
06:24 You're going to get two.
06:25 I'm going to get the second one, yeah.
06:26 But I think I'm done.
06:27 I can't buy too much.
06:28 Actually, this one's more than the one I picked up first.
06:30 It's not glass.
06:31 It's plastic.
06:31 I could put this inside and put a plant in it
06:33 because it's got a nice plastic protector.
06:35 We found another stealing thing.
06:37 You did?
06:38 A farmer's market.
06:39 Welcome to farmer's market.
06:41 Apple pears.
06:42 What do you think the fairies use as currency?
06:43 What's going on here?
06:44 Well, I have bought some malasadas.
06:46 Oh, you have?
06:47 What's malasadas?
06:48 It's delicious Portuguese fried dough.
06:52 Mm.
06:53 Oh my god.
06:53 Oh, it's like pre-boxed?
06:55 Yes.
06:56 Sadly, they're not cooking them fresh here.
06:57 I don't know if they're cooking them fresh inside.
06:59 All right, taste test.
07:00 Is it still the same malasadas that you know and love?
07:02 You went to the big show without us.
07:04 No, I just bought some malasadas right here.
07:06 Gloria is a big FOMO person, much like Matt.
07:09 This is his donut.
07:10 Would you like to try some of this donut?
07:12 Yes, sir.
07:13 It's a famous donut.
07:14 I'm not sure this was made fresh.
07:15 It's very cold.
07:16 This is my girl's first malasadas.
07:18 No, you can take it with your hand.
07:19 What are you--
07:20 [LAUGHTER]
07:22 I have never ever fed a child like this ever.
07:24 So this is--
07:25 You love it?
07:26 Take it.
07:27 Here, have the whole thing.
07:27 It's covered in sugar.
07:28 I could give you a napkin.
07:29 That would have been nice of me.
07:30 I think it's time for me to observe our time honored
07:32 tradition of asking.
07:34 So I have a question of the malasadas experts.
07:36 What is the difference between a malasadas and just a dough
07:39 boy?
07:39 No, I think that has more sugar.
07:43 More sugar?
07:44 Now, what's the difference between this
07:46 and a dough boy?
07:47 I ask this every year.
07:48 It's the hydration.
07:49 There's more water in it, so it creates
07:51 a thicker, more dense dough.
07:53 Can you taste that, Gloria, the higher
07:54 hydration in the malasadas?
07:56 I knew if I kept on asking, eventually I'd find out.
07:58 She's enjoying malasadas.
08:00 I was getting more in case you did.
08:01 She's officially Portuguese.
08:03 Makes you Portuguese.
08:04 [LAUGHTER]
08:05 Would you like more burger?
08:06 Oh, Nina's getting some.
08:07 My wife--
08:08 You know what?
08:09 You guys might be against Miss Noodle,
08:12 but I'm against her daughter.
08:14 Miss Noodle's daughter is coming to pick on someone else.
08:17 Mm-mm.
08:18 I'm not asking until Miss Noodle's daughter is killed.
08:22 Dead.
08:22 Dead.
08:23 Sick.
08:24 It's just not fresh at all.
08:25 And, you know.
08:26 It's not.
08:27 It's not the same.
08:28 Nina's wicked disappointed.
08:29 The one I had last year was the most heavenly malasada.
08:33 I hope it came across.
08:34 I'm having trouble expressing how good it is.
08:35 It's very good.
08:36 It's bomb.
08:37 Mm.
08:38 Oh, my god.
08:39 I'm enjoying mine.
08:39 Yeah, it's good.
08:40 It's a little rubbery.
08:42 It's not warm.
08:42 That adds a lot, I think.
08:44 It's like warm cookies versus not warm cookies.
08:45 Yeah.
08:46 They get crispier, right?
08:47 Yeah, there's just no crisp.
08:48 You remember for many years, the very old ladies
08:51 tended the malasadas.
08:52 And 10 years ago, you expressed concern.
08:55 I did.
08:56 I don't know--
08:57 I didn't step up either.
08:58 I'm a little concerned, frankly.
08:59 The malasadas women, they've done a great job
09:01 for so many years.
09:03 They're getting older.
09:04 And I don't see any new generation--
09:06 There's no one being pranked.
09:06 --to take up the reign.
09:07 Eventually, frankly, certain aspects of the church fair
09:09 are going to disappear due to lack of new blood.
09:12 I think the malasadas may be one of them.
09:14 I feel like I'm in one of those meetings at work,
09:16 and I'm like, I mentioned this--
09:18 Yeah.
09:18 --six years ago.
09:19 Yeah.
09:19 The situation could happen.
09:20 Which makes you even more culpable.
09:22 Yeah.
09:22 Yes, I'm out.
09:23 Very early Valentine's.
09:24 Look, you could express love any time of the year.
09:27 What are you guys bidding on this year?
09:28 This mountain.
09:29 Because that mountain could attract bees.
09:31 Oh, you're saying that this would attract bees
09:33 on account of it looks like a bee.
09:35 No, but it might attract bees because they
09:37 might think that this guy is trying to steal their honey.
09:39 You don't think he's trying to help?
09:41 Uh, I'm a bee, guys.
09:43 Lori has taken a few years to bid on this gnome.
09:45 Well, it's important to learn the process
09:47 so you can never win.
09:48 Last year, I put in a few bids thinking, well, you know,
09:50 maybe.
09:50 Yeah, you're like--
09:51 Nothing.
09:51 You've got to know when the bidding closes.
09:54 And you go right at the end, and you just
09:56 write your bid very slow.
09:58 But there's a minimum amount that you can increase.
10:00 A minimum increment.
10:01 So you could just put like the highest
10:03 you'd be willing to pay.
10:03 And then if someone's going to be willing to pay $2 more
10:06 than you--
10:07 It's analog eBay.
10:08 It is analog eBay.
10:09 If I put $100 for this gnome, I could have it.
10:11 Nina, I think you could put $100,
10:12 and you wouldn't get that gnome.
10:13 Let's put it to the test, Joe.
10:16 I'm thinking money where your mouth is.
10:17 I'm not going to pay $100 for a gnome.
10:19 If I was going to buy a $100 gnome, I'd buy that one.
10:21 Not another gnome.
10:22 Sunflower gnome with plants.
10:24 Gloria is definitely afraid of bees.
10:25 Yeah.
10:26 You can understand.
10:26 Understandable.
10:27 But we have been playing a video game called--
10:29 Bee Simulator.
10:30 Bee Simulator.
10:31 You play as a bee.
10:33 Yeah.
10:33 Yeah, you just fly around as a bee.
10:35 It sounds wonderful.
10:36 It sounds so relaxing.
10:37 Bees can get sick.
10:38 They get some sort of like fungal parasitic illness.
10:40 Oh, wow.
10:41 What?
10:43 I don't feel so good.
10:46 And once in the game, you'll fight a wasp.
10:49 You nosy little bee.
10:51 You will pay for disturbing my meal.
10:54 I don't like killing things,
10:55 but wasps, the yellow jackets, hornets need to die where they stand.
10:59 Oh, a pencil chair.
10:59 We just thought this was really cute.
11:01 She's probably a little too old for this.
11:02 The safety measure has kind of ruined it, I think, a little bit.
11:05 Do you think it would have been better if the erasers had been in the back?
11:07 So I have a question.
11:09 Where are the Malasadish being made this year?
11:11 Not my job.
11:13 So Matt's got some info.
11:14 I've just learned that they have outsourced the Malasadish production.
11:19 They said that the Malasadish team was not available this year.
11:22 And then Matt said, are they OK?
11:24 I said, are they OK?
11:25 And the woman said, yeah, they're OK.
11:27 I'm like, no, the women, not the food.
11:29 Yeah.
11:31 She just said, no, it just didn't fit into their schedule this year.
11:33 It's very clear to me that they're bakery.
11:36 It's not just out to someone's home.
11:38 And they're being tight-lipped about which bakery.
11:41 Well, they might have gotten donated too.
11:43 Donut-ed.
11:44 Donut-ed.
11:45 They were 50 cents more than last year, not that I, you know.
11:47 I've been coming here probably since '98, '97.
11:50 It's always been a dollar.
11:51 Prices at church fairs are stuck.
11:53 And they're more expensive this year too, aren't they?
11:55 They're twice as much.
11:56 It's only two bucks.
11:56 It's worth it. Yeah, it's only two bucks.
11:57 Do you have a strategy for drinking water?
12:00 She's being goofy.
12:01 She's being goofy.
12:03 She's all in.
12:04 Have you ever met Nat Thirsty, John?
12:05 That you wrap your mouth around the whole bottle and dump it in?
12:07 I've definitely downed one of these completely in a moment.
12:10 Am I doing it right?
12:11 Yes.
12:13 Where did you get these from?
12:16 I treated us to some rice pudding, yes.
12:18 Can you believe that Nat bought whipped cream and cinnamon cookies?
12:21 He didn't buy it.
12:22 It's on loan.
12:23 It's on loan from the church.
12:24 And there's really no such thing as borrowing whipped cream.
12:26 It's just using it.
12:27 And Nina, what did you buy?
12:28 Everything?
12:29 A lemon square and some toffee crust.
12:31 Very nice.
12:35 Do you remember you had rice pudding at St. Theresa's?
12:38 I do. And this is a little better.
12:39 How's your rice pudding?
12:40 Delicious.
12:41 Very traditionally styled.
12:42 Not too sweet.
12:43 A lot of cinnamon on top.
12:44 A little bit of whipped cream.
12:45 Perfect.
12:46 Would you ever do some homemade rice pudding?
12:47 Oh, absolutely.
12:48 I don't think it's something I cook for myself alone
12:50 because you get a big pan and what am I going to do?
12:51 Do you just eat a whole pan?
12:52 Do you like rice?
12:54 Yes, I do.
12:56 Do you like pudding?
12:58 Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
13:01 Do you like rice pudding?
13:03 No, I don't.
13:05 Can we review these already?
13:07 They're graham cracker.
13:08 They're graham crackers and dark chocolate.
13:10 I like the dark chocolate.
13:11 The dark chocolate is actually quite dark.
13:13 Good or bad? Good or bad?
13:15 I don't know.
13:16 It's good.
13:18 The dark chocolate makes it very unique.
13:20 I think you could actually do with a little less chocolate.
13:22 Maybe he doesn't want to get chocolate on his fingers.
13:24 Maybe I don't.
13:25 He probably doesn't want to get chocolate on his fingers.
13:28 You know what's great about being in a...
13:29 I'm not against this noodle.
13:32 I'm against your daughter.
13:33 You're tickling me.
13:34 My hand isn't ticklish, but my elbow might be.
13:38 Get him in the elbow.
13:39 I'm tickling you.
13:42 Whack.
13:42 I love this fair.
13:44 You're not over it?
13:45 No.
13:45 It's like a portal back through history.
13:47 You know, I think my view of the world has changed a lot in 10 years.
13:51 Yeah?
13:51 Things don't annoy me as much as they used to.
13:53 Like 10 years ago, I would have been like kind of annoyed
13:55 to not be at the front of that line to get into the thing.
13:59 Now, it's fine.
14:00 What's the big difference?
14:01 You know that...
14:02 I remember one year, they had crafts.
14:06 There was a stand here and I bought my grandmother a bracelet.
14:10 Yes.
14:10 I bet my grandmother would like this.
14:11 And it's got like a nice, easy, like magnetic clasp.
14:14 She loves it.
14:15 She wears it like to special events and stuff.
14:16 It used to be a bounce house.
14:18 Yeah, it's like, are they cutting the budget?
14:21 I don't think it's a budget thing.
14:22 I think it's a participation thing.
14:23 We're feeling Randy.
14:25 We're going to go to St. Teresa's.
14:26 Yeah.
14:27 We're going to double church it.
14:28 Double church it.
14:29 Oh, behave.
14:30 So we're now at St. Teresa's.
14:31 Do you remember last time it was tents?
14:33 They had music.
14:35 It was the same weekend, wasn't it?
14:37 Yeah.
14:37 This seats way more than I thought it did.
14:51 Yeah, it's a pretty big place.
14:52 It's a barn.
14:53 I just heard that everything tagged is half off.
14:55 I know you don't drink, but this wine rack looks like a movie reel.
14:58 It does.
14:58 The one thing that might push me to drink.
15:00 There's no free lunches.
15:01 Gloria's working this winter.
15:03 Twin electric blanket, works seven bucks, $3.50.
15:05 Now, $3.50.
15:07 These were a big thing in the 90s.
15:08 This was like the Americana style.
15:10 Two-sided, hanging on the wall, hanging on a dowel, put it over a chair.
15:14 Like half a throw blanket, half tapestry.
15:17 Yeah, it's like very much my mother's kind of country home style.
15:20 She wants to see what's inside that buffet.
15:22 What are these?
15:23 For bingo games or for like math class.
15:26 One of my favorite games is the Castlevania franchise.
15:29 When I see stuff like this, it reminds me of the weapons of Castlevania.
15:33 Everything here, $10.
15:34 How can you tell me that?
15:35 I just don't need this much stuff.
15:36 That's the problem.
15:37 It's all a great deal.
15:38 That's an excellent price.
15:39 Like these cables alone, but component cables, like if you need to buy these on eBay,
15:44 you're going to pay, you know, $30.
15:46 Big bag of good, very high quality composite interconnect cables.
15:51 It's the, I guess, the last supper.
15:53 I'm going to buy this.
15:54 It's a cable modem.
15:55 My current cable modem is from 2011.
15:58 It could fail at any day.
15:59 Yeah.
16:00 And it's five bucks.
16:01 This is a brand new model.
16:03 It's a Wi-Fi router and cable modem.
16:05 I'm sold.
16:05 How old is this?
16:06 2021.
16:07 A giant launch hood.
16:09 Dancing wolves.
16:09 Dancing wolves, not bad.
16:10 Titanic.
16:11 A third of a pack of DVD-R.
16:13 Three and a half inch disc labels.
16:16 You're going to get them?
16:17 Yes.
16:17 I have thousands of unlabeled discs.
16:19 They haven't made these in a very long time.
16:22 For 50 cents, I'm in.
16:23 Whoever looking for ideas, we could play bad board games such as Jump Horse.
16:27 This is Jump Horse.
16:28 I think Bibleopoly would be quite a game to play in such a series.
16:31 What Persian king exempted the Levites from taxation?
16:34 Panisercis!
16:35 I'm considering buying this little card game,
16:38 but I got to count the cards, counting cards, to see if the set's full.
16:41 And then I'll buy it.
16:41 He's counting cards.
16:42 Yeah.
16:43 One for bad, two for good, huh?
16:44 20.
16:45 20?
16:45 Yeah.
16:46 You mean it's going to hit on 20?
16:48 Yeah, definitely.
16:49 And how much?
16:50 Quarter.
16:51 Before he bought it, he needed to make sure it was a full set.
16:53 I support that.
16:55 I don't want to buy something just to then throw it out.
16:57 To throw it out.
16:58 No.
16:58 Trying to casually fan myself is so hot.
17:01 Wow.
17:02 Nice insulated stainless steel teapot.
17:04 I don't need it, but it's very nice.
17:05 Is it ironic?
17:06 Is it a parody?
17:07 Or is it like--
17:07 No, it's serious.
17:08 You don't go to jail?
17:09 You get thrown into the eternal abyss?
17:11 Time to check out.
17:12 Coolers.
17:12 A little beaker.
17:13 Test tube.
17:14 And then you want her shoveling.
17:15 Oh yeah, I saw you did get a Walkman.
17:17 What inspired that?
17:18 I have a bunch of cassettes, and I want to back them up to computer so I can just play them.
17:23 I don't have a Walkman, so.
17:24 I still have a huge collection from my youth of cassettes.
17:27 Nice little portable player.
17:28 Doesn't take up much room.
17:29 What are the biggest odds that it just gets lost in a pile very quickly?
17:33 It's not very quickly, but probably eventually.
17:35 That's 10 cents.

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