Aubrey sent us a giant shipment of Reese's Pieces Eggs, she sent Jon a Pfaltzgraff play toaster, and Adam Farmer from Vermont Cheddar Foods sent us the new Cabot Macaroni & Cheese varieties: American, 4 cheese Italian, and Guinness Caramelized Onion.
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00:00 And we're back
00:02 [Music]
00:06 I want to do this one right here
00:08 A lethal?
00:08 This comes from Aubrey Williams
00:10 This should maybe be the Aubrey episode then
00:12 because you got a second one
00:13 Oh two!
00:13 Wait a minute, one came into JonHunt and one came into Frankie Free
00:16 Well this was for me and that was for you
00:18 Do you remember last time she sent stuff? She sent crickets
00:20 She sent EJ some stuff
00:22 She's from Utah, she wants to give everybody a gift
00:24 So I was like, hey is this like for the unboxing?
00:26 And she was like, well you can unbox it
00:28 But like, I didn't get a gift for every single person
00:31 Oh, she's like a gift giving love language person
00:34 She was like, so I like would feel kind of bad
00:36 And I was like, don't
00:38 Don't
00:40 We will share our gifts with everyone
00:42 Well I'll share mine
00:43 We'll be, yeah, what?
00:45 I don't know
00:46 Well I'll share mine, I don't know about him
00:48 Or spiritual gifts like patience
00:50 Fruit of the spirit
00:51 Oh my god, it's like an actual gift, it's so cute
00:53 It's actual
00:54 Jon, I couldn't resist
00:56 Oh my god
00:58 It's the Ohio Art Plastic Play Toaster
01:02 A play toaster, I've never seen this
01:04 No way, that's an amazing find
01:06 I could actually use that
01:07 You could use this?
01:08 No one's ever said that before except for Jon
01:11 That is amazing
01:12 Is there a letter?
01:13 Dump it out
01:14 I think it was just Jon I couldn't resist
01:15 Yeah, I think it was just Jon she couldn't resist
01:17 Well that is so cool, thank you so much
01:19 Well now I'm pumped, what the heck am I gonna get?
01:21 Is that gonna sit next to the regular toaster?
01:23 Next to all the fault scraps in the kitchen?
01:25 I think you should, I think it'll go really nice on the island
01:28 I know the island's getting busy
01:29 It is getting busy but it's fine
01:31 Come on, this is special
01:32 We'll make it worse
01:33 You gotta curate your island
01:34 Yours is weighty, Frank
01:35 Well
01:36 You're gonna need Jon's knife
01:37 I'm trying to figure out how to attack it
01:39 First you have to figure out where the vulnerable spots are
01:41 Before you can even take up the weapon
01:43 Yeah, that's a good analysis to do
01:47 And the tape is severe
01:48 Oh my goodness
01:53 Oh lord
01:55 But not just one
01:57 I need a supply
01:58 I need a supply
02:00 I should not be sent such sexual gifts
02:02 I want like more of an answer than that
02:06 You don't want answers, okay there's a little card
02:08 Well yours said what?
02:10 Mine said I couldn't resist
02:11 Mine says pace yourself Frankie
02:13 Enjoy
02:14 And it was closed with a transformer sticker
02:17 Yeah with Optimus
02:18 A poofy Optimus sticker
02:19 Yeah not just a paper sticker
02:21 Yeah like a poofy
02:22 But a nice poofy sticker
02:23 Yeah
02:24 Look
02:25 What is this?
02:26 Alright so here's the thing about having a YouTube channel
02:28 Yeah
02:29 EJ's going home with one
02:30 Fair enough
02:31 You express that you love something
02:32 Yes
02:33 Somebody will rain it on you
02:35 You end up with a false graph toaster
02:37 I love this, I love it
02:38 Yeah I love this
02:39 Just to recap
02:42 If you say Reese's eggs to people
02:43 They think you're talking about the peanut butter cup eggs
02:46 Which also come in many different forms
02:48 They come in trees, they come in hearts
02:49 There's like a 3D one
02:50 I'm not talking about any of that
02:52 These are Reese's pieces that are oversized to be egg shaped
02:57 They only come around during Easter time
02:59 And what I do is I go to the supermarket you see
03:01 And I buy them in small carton form
03:03 I do too
03:04 There are still several cartons in my back hall
03:07 Really? That is restraint
03:09 Because I will literally take the entire thing
03:13 Because they don't sell them in bags at the supermarket
03:15 Yeah
03:16 Otherwise I'd be happy to just have a little bag
03:17 Yeah yeah
03:18 But no
03:19 The entire shelf in our pantry becomes these cartons
03:22 I bought the cartons specifically so I could portion my eating
03:26 It is a good idea
03:27 Around Easter time, a time of renewal
03:29 A time of the resurrection
03:30 Sure
03:31 A time of fertility
03:32 The highlight of my day is like maybe an hour or two after lunch
03:35 When the work day is at its peak stress time
03:38 I'll go fetch a carton, one carton
03:40 Into my hand
03:42 And just the sugar makes the pain go away
03:45 He doesn't speak about anything else in our life or marriage
03:48 At this level of joy
03:50 It really is heroin for me
03:52 So thank you
03:53 Thank you for the package of heroin
03:54 Thanks for muling this to my house
03:56 Incredible
03:57 Alright so we sent this a while ago now
04:00 In fact what was the...
04:01 In July we were sent this
04:03 In July, I'd love to know how you emphasize in and in July
04:06 It's been a little bit
04:08 This could be old news in here
04:11 This could be Nikki Haley
04:13 Promotional material
04:16 Received in damaged condition
04:18 Is it?
04:19 You damaged it first?
04:22 It's from Vermont Cheddar Products
04:23 Okay
04:24 We've got yet another box of product from Adam Farmer
04:28 And we sat on it for...
04:30 We had other sh*t to do
04:32 We had Jump Horse to film, damn it
04:34 And how long did we make Jump Horse wait?
04:36 You know Cabot released a line of macaroni and cheese
04:38 Maybe two, three years ago now
04:39 That was kind of exciting
04:40 I was like a big cheese manufacturer
04:42 Now in the mac and cheese game
04:43 And like the first few batches we were like
04:45 I don't know, it's good, it's mid
04:47 Um... it's okay
04:49 That's how I feel about it too, it's okay
04:52 Which we felt bad about because we have like the guy
04:54 Then he sent us, of all things, the Guinness one
04:57 And we actually loved it
04:58 We thought it was really good
05:00 You know what?
05:01 It's pretty good
05:02 It's pretty good
05:03 It's very tasty
05:04 You know what? It's super good
05:05 It's got a really nice beer flavor
05:07 I'll even admit that the beer flavor makes it quite nice
05:10 And so I think he was like, roll again
05:12 We wanted more of that popcorn
05:13 Oh, we did like the popcorn
05:15 A hat!
05:16 Oh, Cabot hats!
05:17 Alright
05:18 Oh, you get one too
05:19 Wait a minute
05:20 Petition to replace John Chef's hat with this
05:23 Alright
05:24 #NotSponsored
05:25 Yeah, not sponsored
05:26 Not sponsored
05:27 Wow, wow, wow
05:29 A handwritten note from the big cheese himself
05:31 From the big cheese?
05:32 It's actually signed "Big Cheese"
05:33 Oh my goodness
05:34 Oh, because we said we're not in the pocket of big cheese
05:36 We were making that joke
05:37 I'm the big cheese in this place
05:40 Gentlemen, keep up the good work
05:42 Glad you love the new Guinness Mac and Cheese
05:43 It's been a great product for us
05:45 And has been winning a bunch of national awards at this year's food shows
05:47 I think well deserved
05:48 Yeah, it was delicious
05:49 Once again, I'm coming to you first
05:51 Brand new, our next flavor of our innovative beer cheese mac
05:54 No, no, no
05:55 Guinness caramelized onion, radiatory and cheese
05:58 It's an onion basta
05:59 It's like onion basta
06:01 Sounds good actually
06:03 Yeah, caramelized though, Nina
06:05 That gets it out of the UK
06:06 I've also sent our newest flavors of our Cabot Mac as well
06:09 Looking forward to watching the video
06:11 Best regards, Big Cheese
06:12 Color me in the pocket of big cheese
06:14 I am once again excited about that
06:16 Call me a Rube
06:17 I wouldn't sponsor anybody
06:18 I wouldn't sponsor it
06:20 I would buy the cheapest cheese on sale
06:23 You do look absurd in a hat
06:25 Do I?
06:26 You never see me in these for a reason
06:28 It's not that it looks bad
06:29 It just looks like not John
06:30 Yeah, it's just not a thing you see
06:32 It looks like somebody added it in post
06:33 I do just want to say
06:34 The popcorn has been a huge hit with us
06:36 It has
06:37 I've enjoyed it every time
06:38 Every time they send it to us
06:39 There are flecks of sharp in there
06:41 It's good
06:42 I think it's quite good
06:43 It's got that nice sharp cheese powder that they used before
06:46 And it's got a little bit of spice
06:47 I think if I were to encounter this in the store
06:50 I might just grab it
06:51 Yeah
06:52 Okay, this is sea salt caramel cheddar sweet and cheesy popcorn
06:55 Wow, that's a lot going on there
06:57 This is called pushing your luck
06:59 This is testing the boundaries of reasonability
07:03 Let's see if we've gone beyond
07:04 So far, they know what they're doing with popcorn
07:07 How's the bag over?
07:09 It smells like many flavors
07:12 Calibrate your head
07:13 You smell like multiple products
07:15 Yeah, like cheese, caramel, a little whiff of popcorn
07:18 I don't know about this one
07:19 It's too weird
07:20 Thanks for the hats
07:22 The hats were good
07:24 I like it
07:25 You like it?
07:26 Yeah
07:27 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding
07:28 You gotta eat them together
07:29 You gotta eat the two together
07:30 Oh, because you have a caramel one in here
07:32 And you have a cheese one in here
07:33 It was just reminding me how good their popcorn with the cheese is too
07:36 Right
07:37 Individually, they're both good popcorns
07:39 Like the caramel's good and the cheese is good
07:41 They sell those tins of popcorn
07:43 You got the three, you got like the butter, the cheese
07:45 We went through two of them this year
07:46 And guess what? The butter and the cheese goes way down
07:48 And the caramel stays pretty elevated
07:51 I mixed the caramel with the other flavors
07:53 It was always the butter that was left unaddressed in my home
07:57 Really? Unaddressed?
07:58 Not if I'm around
07:59 No
08:00 The underlying popcorn is excellent
08:02 It's nice and crisp
08:03 Like a lot of bagged popcorns will be very soft
08:06 After complaining about it, are you going to recommend it?
08:08 Look, all I can do is speak my own emotional truth
08:12 My truth is that I would avoid the caramel ones to get to this delicious cheese one
08:16 Alright, let's look at some mac and cheese flavors
08:18 Look, American is new
08:20 American mac and cheese?
08:22 Is it like American cheese?
08:24 Yeah, that's what it must be
08:25 Ready?
08:26 Cabot!
08:27 You want it, but it's...
08:28 Cracker Barrel!
08:29 Cracker Barrel, f*** yeah!
08:32 I don't know what chant we're doing
08:34 America, f*** yeah?
08:35 Oh, okay, I see, I see, I get it
08:37 Cabot!
08:38 Cabot!
08:39 I don't get it
08:40 In the song
08:41 America, f*** yeah, blah blah blah
08:43 America, f*** yeah!
08:46 And then there's like a bridge where they go like
08:48 Starbucks, f*** yeah!
08:50 Disney World, f*** yeah!
08:52 Oh, I get it now what I'm supposed to do
08:53 Porno, f*** yeah!
08:54 You want to try it again?
08:55 No
08:56 Starbucks, f*** yeah!
08:58 Disney World, f*** yeah!
09:00 Porno, f*** yeah!
09:01 The other ones are for cheese Italian
09:03 Which also sounds really good
09:04 So this is caramelized onion macaroni and cheese
09:06 Sounds good
09:07 Fascinating
09:08 I'm scared, it looks like popcorn
09:10 As long as there's not like caramel popcorn mixed in
09:12 Yeah
09:13 Every other
09:14 I thought the box was dusty, but it's just made to look that way
09:17 Farmer's dust
09:18 Yeah
09:19 Rustic, it's like you found these macs in a barn
09:21 It's rustic
09:22 It's an artisan box
09:23 Let's dust off the macs tonight and have dinner
09:26 You're gonna love this
09:27 Alright
09:28 Buffalo style
09:29 Buffalo style?
09:31 In a freaking box
09:32 This entire box looks awesome
09:34 Speaking of
09:35 So then you got, for better or worse
09:37 These I'm less excited about
09:38 They're thick and thin
09:39 Has Cabin ever made like an Easy Mac product?
09:41 No, this is new
09:42 What was the last Easy Mac product you had that you were like, I would have this all the time?
09:46 I mean, back in the day, up in the room, I used to have Easy Mac on tap
09:49 Good old Kraft Easy Mac
09:50 Now the Easy Mac game has been reduced to these cups
09:54 Yeah
09:55 It was a different thing
09:56 It was a different time
09:57 And let me just say, I'm never gonna wear this hat
09:59 Zach, would you like that?
10:00 I will definitely get stuck
10:01 I saw you eyeing it a little
10:03 You wanna come to shoots where we unbox
10:05 It suits Zach well, doesn't it?
10:07 It does
10:08 It suits Zach well
10:09 Yeah, yeah
10:10 It is
10:11 That's good
10:12 And you know, the Reese's Pieces
10:13 And the toaster, I love the toaster
10:15 Yes, that's about where I say in July
10:18 Can you emphasize a bit in?
10:20 In July
10:21 Why? That doesn't make any sense
10:22 Sorry
10:23 There's no known way of saying an English sentence in which you begin a sentence with in and emphasize it
10:29 Get me a jury and show me how you can say in July and I'll go down on you