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00:00 I'm the one who's pulling the girl, but when I'm at home, I'm the one who's being pulled
00:04 Sayur!
00:08 Sayur!
00:10 Sayur!
00:12 - Yes? - Sayur!
00:13 Yes?
00:14 I have a message, ask him first
00:16 Bang, why are you in a hurry to come here?
00:28 Do you miss me already?
00:30 Do you miss me already?
00:34 Hey, you!
00:35 You're not getting a competition
00:37 What a coincidence
00:38 Why don't you just copy the STMJ?
00:41 I'm afraid to stop at your house
00:45 Because the order is already finished
00:47 Hey, what's wrong with you?
00:51 I asked you and you ran away, where's your order?
00:54 I'm sorry, ma'am
00:55 Your order is finished, it was stolen by Mrs. Broto
01:00 Oh, how come it was stolen by Mrs. Broto?
01:04 What am I supposed to say to you?
01:06 Ma'am!
01:11 Ma'am!
01:15 What's wrong, ma'am?
01:16 The vegetable vendor said that your order was stolen by Mrs. Broto
01:20 Because the vegetable vendor said that Mrs. Broto is more fierce than you
01:24 Ma'am!
01:25 Thank God, I can run again tomorrow
01:36 Mr. Yonto, do you miss your wife?
01:41 If I go home with my mother, I can't sleep
01:46 I can't sleep when I meet my wife
01:50 I'm happy when I go out of town, because I can be patted by a chicken
01:54 Chicken?
01:55 Chicken is not a dirty dog, it's a dog that got a fur on its ass
01:59 There's no fur, no ass
02:02 The only thing left is lipstick
02:05 Mr. Yonto, it's not a chicken that is patted in the cage
02:12 But a chicken that is patted in the chicken coop
02:15 Cheese
02:20 It's a shrimp, it's a shrimp too
02:23 Shrimp, and then, a cow
02:31 Assalamualaikum
02:37 Waalaikumsalam, my friend is here
02:41 Why do you kiss me when you meet me?
02:47 Because if you kiss my feet, I'll get a pimple
02:49 Mr. Juri, Mr. Yonto, let me introduce you to my friends in Jatinegara
02:54 My name is Mansur bin Abdulrahman bin Hashim bin Osman bin Sofi bin Faruk Al Farabi
03:04 I'm Mr. Juri bin Umar Al Mujadi Alaudadeh
03:10 I'm Yonto bin...
03:15 Bin Titang
03:17 Mr. Yonto, this park is a chicken airport
03:22 Oh, so you can provide chicken there?
03:25 Which store?
03:26 Of course, I've been there before
03:29 Do you want to order?
03:31 New chicken, right? Still fresh?
03:34 Of course
03:35 Babe, Mr. Yonto is allergic to old chicken
03:41 Put the dough in the pan
03:48 Bake in the oven
03:53 Heat it up until it turns golden yellow
04:02 Don't let it burn
04:06 What?
04:09 Babe, you can turn it into this color because you baked it in the oven for too long?
04:16 Because the chicken was too hot
04:21 Where did you get the chicken from?
04:25 I bought it, but I don't dare to buy it
04:28 You should, there's a chicken that's coming to your house
04:32 What's the name of the chicken?
04:35 Firda
04:37 Why Firda?
04:38 You're a chicken expert
04:41 That's right, if a chicken expert is given a male name, it will always be unlucky
04:47 It will get hit
04:49 Or it will be cut off
04:53 You should change your name so you won't be unlucky
04:59 Oh, really?
05:01 My name is Yusuf, right?
05:03 What should I change it to?
05:05 Yusi
05:07 (Laughter)
05:13 Babe, I want to ask you something
05:17 How long have you been doing this business?
05:20 It's been 3 years
05:23 I used to have only one chicken coop
05:26 Same here, I only have one chicken coop
05:30 But now, my business is getting better
05:35 Now I have 50 chickens
05:37 If you keep doing this business, will it get better?
05:40 If I keep doing this business, it will get better
05:43 People will be jealous
05:45 Uncle Yusuf, let's go to the chicken coop
05:50 Okay, I'm fine
05:52 No wonder, I've been hearing about chickens
05:56 Maybe the chickens in your house are infected by the bird flu
05:59 (Laughter)
06:03 Yes, mom, it will be done soon
06:06 Just wait a little bit
06:08 How is it going, mom?
06:09 It's still sick
06:11 He asked me to make chicken soto
06:14 Did you buy it or make it?
06:17 I bought it, but it will take a long time to make it
06:20 And in the afternoon, he asked me to make fried chicken
06:24 What?
06:25 (Laughter)
06:28 The business of chicken is not bad
06:32 The income of cleaning the coop can be 100,000 per day
06:36 That's not bad
06:38 If I do this business, I can get 35,000 from the morning to the afternoon
06:45 Are you sure?
06:46 If I want to be more sure, I will ask the passengers
06:49 And I will take the money from my in-laws
06:51 (Laughter)
06:52 If you do the business of fried chicken, I can give you 35,000
06:56 And I can save the rest
06:58 That's right
07:01 But I don't have a cage
07:03 Just use a strange cage
07:05 Yes
07:07 And if you are selling fried chicken
07:11 You will be busy, right?
07:14 Yes, mom
07:15 Then you can just give it to me
07:19 So I can fix it
07:22 Okay, mom
07:23 Okay, mom
07:25 Okay, then
07:26 I'll excuse myself
07:27 Yes, mom
07:28 Assalamualaikum
07:29 Waalaikumsalam
07:30 Waalaikumsalam
07:31 You have a good sense
07:36 What's your name?
07:37 Mansur bin Abdulrahman bin Hashim
07:40 Okay, just two Bins
07:43 Your chicken
07:47 Nan
07:48 From today, I want to be a driver
07:52 I want to change my profession
07:53 Which province?
07:55 Garut province
07:57 Profession
08:00 I want to
08:01 Buy a chicken
08:05 Yes, sir
08:06 You don't have a cage, right?
08:09 Yes
08:10 Then what should I do?
08:11 This is my father's belief
08:13 My father said
08:14 Let my father be successful
08:16 Have a lot of fortune
08:18 And a good husband
08:20 But none of the three is proven, right?
08:23 (Laughter)
08:24 I remember my father's name
08:26 My father said
08:27 My father is a chicken keeper
08:29 Oh
08:30 Because of your father
08:32 Your father is not a real chicken keeper
08:35 He remarried
08:37 What province do you want to move to?
08:42 Profession
08:43 I want to sell fried chicken
08:46 Fried chicken
08:47 It's called Bajuri Fried Chicken
08:50 It must be lucky
08:52 Yes
08:53 (Laughter)
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09:08 Here, darling
09:10 Firda
09:14 I won't let you go
09:16 In the hands of your mother and brother
09:18 (Laughter)
09:20 Sorry
09:25 I just want to take the ball
09:28 Why is the chicken in the cage?
09:30 No
09:31 In the field, they are fighting
09:33 Eh
09:34 You read this
09:36 This chicken belongs to
09:39 Yusuf bin Sanusi
09:42 Forbidden to cut
09:45 Hit
09:47 Stab this chicken
09:49 Well, you can't fight
09:51 You know that, right?
09:52 (Laughter)
09:55 Are you sure we will be rich?
09:58 Here's the thing
10:00 If I buy a thousand pieces of chicken from the market
10:04 Yes
10:05 I sell it for two thousand
10:07 If I'm lucky
10:09 I can sell a hundred pieces
10:12 Yes
10:13 It means I'm lucky
10:15 A hundred times a thousand
10:17 See
10:19 How much is it?
10:20 (Laughter)
10:22 Anyway, it's a lot
10:26 I can't count it
10:29 You usually hold a wheel, not a broom
10:32 It's okay, I'm here
10:34 I want to help you
10:36 Yes
10:37 Anyway
10:39 If the chicken is not cooked
10:42 We can eat it ourselves
10:44 Right?
10:45 Yes
10:46 Anyway
10:47 If you're successful
10:49 I'll be proud
10:51 I hope you'll be proud
10:53 Not stupid
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10:56 (Singing)
11:06 Is the chicken still there?
11:08 On the table
11:10 (Singing)
11:19 Where are you from?
11:22 I'm sorry, I'm from the market
11:25 I went home to Ucup's house
11:29 And?
11:30 Where?
11:32 Upstairs
11:34 And?
11:35 What else?
11:37 I'm sorry, I don't want to talk about it
11:40 I don't know about other people's business
11:43 I'm just wondering
11:45 Ucup has a pet
11:48 I was looking for it
11:51 It has a nice body
11:53 It's called Firda
11:55 But even though it's been given a pet
11:58 It still has a lot of fleas
12:00 Have you met him?
12:04 No
12:06 Where are you going now?
12:08 I'm going to the toilet
12:10 (Laughter)
12:13 Excuse me, Mr. Ucup
12:17 (Door opening)
12:18 (Door closing)
12:20 Mr. Yanto, what are you doing here?
12:24 I just want to ask
12:26 We're both men
12:28 I heard you have a new pet
12:30 Where can I get it?
12:32 In front of the market
12:33 After being kept secret, now it's there
12:36 (Laughter)
12:37 Can I see it?
12:39 After being showered, Firda goes straight to bed
12:42 You can't disturb her
12:45 Thank you for the information
12:47 I'll look for it myself tonight
12:49 By the way, have you ever used this?
12:53 C
12:55 (Laughter)
12:57 (Folding paper)
13:03 How do you spell 'fried chicken'?
13:06 F
13:07 D
13:08 L
13:09 I
13:10 E
13:11 D
13:13 Yanto, it's fried
13:15 (Laughter)
13:17 P
13:18 R
13:19 E
13:20 T
13:21 (Laughter)
13:24 (Greeting)
13:30 Ladies and gentlemen
13:32 For the sake of the event
13:34 I call our host, Mr. Bajuri
13:36 To give a warm welcome
13:38 (Applause)
13:42 (Groaning)
13:45 Thank you for the warm welcome
13:47 I'll let Mr. RT to announce the draw
13:50 Please, sir
13:51 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen
13:53 Ladies and gentlemen
13:55 Because it's already
13:57 Hurry up
13:59 Announce it right away
14:01 Yes
14:02 As RT
14:03 I announce the draw of Mr. Bajuri
14:05 (Laughter)
14:07 This is good
14:10 (Speaking in Bahasa)
14:12 (Applause)
14:17 Firda
14:19 (Applause)
14:22 What's wrong with you, Ucup?
14:24 (Laughter)
14:31 Huh?
14:32 Firda
14:33 Firda
14:35 (Sigh)
14:36 Come here, baby
14:39 (Laughter)
14:39 Where are you going?
14:41 (Laughter)
14:42 Thank God, you're still alive
14:45 (Laughter)
14:47 What's wrong, Ucup?
14:53 You look like a devil
14:55 That's the writing, sir
14:57 Why is it written "Mr. Bajuri, Firda Chicken"?
14:59 I've changed it, look
15:01 (Laughter)
15:04 Enough, you're more stupid than me
15:06 You're following me to sell
15:08 What are you doing?
15:08 I'll give you commission
15:10 You're the same as washing the dishes
15:13 (Laughter)
15:14 If you want to do that
15:16 I'll be in front of Semea School
15:18 Wow, follow me
15:20 Come on
15:21 Just listen to Semea
15:23 Follow
15:24 (Laughter)
15:26 Come
15:27 (Laughter)
15:29 Why am I the one who pushes?
15:31 Here, push
15:32 (Laughter)
15:37 Neng
15:38 You're home
15:46 My business is doing well
15:49 What are you going to do with the TV?
15:52 I want to make money
15:54 Yes, yes
15:56 Today, I sold 50 pieces
16:00 Only half a day
16:02 If I sell more tomorrow
16:05 I can sell 200 pieces
16:08 It's a big profit
16:10 Tomorrow, I'll bring your mom a new TV
16:14 Yes, yes
16:16 (Grunting)
16:19 What are you doing?
16:21 We'll have a big profit
16:23 I know, but I don't want to bring my mom's TV
16:27 Tomorrow, I'll bring your mom a new TV
16:33 If tomorrow, it's too long
16:35 By night, she'll be married
16:38 (Laughter)
16:43 Come
16:54 Here
16:55 200 pieces of chicken
16:57 I just got it
16:58 That's great, you're giving me a TV
17:02 From Mansur
17:03 Are you in debt?
17:04 No, I'm paying for the back up
17:07 (Laughter)
17:08 Where's the TV?
17:10 I'm fixing it
17:12 (Tapping)
17:17 If you're fixing it, why are you using someone else's TV?
17:21 It must be Mansur's son, he's testing it
17:25 I'll try
17:29 (Laughter)
17:36 I want to ask for the chicken
17:39 What do you want?
17:43 I mean, chicken
17:46 If you want to pay for the chicken, you can't eat it
17:51 I just want to cut it
17:55 It's too expensive
17:57 If it's just a piece, take it yourself
18:01 I want to buy oil
18:06 Okay, Sono
18:07 I want to buy oil
18:09 Okay, Sono
18:11 The money
18:12 (Laughter)
18:13 Why is it so much?
18:16 It's just a piece
18:19 A piece of the left thigh, a piece of the right thigh, a piece of the left wing, a piece of the right wing, a piece of the left thigh, a piece of the right wing
18:27 That's called stealing
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