John Rich | Barstool Rundown
Category
🥇
SportsTranscript
00:00 All right, it's the Rundown, Thursday, November 16th, brought to you by C4 Energy.
00:08 C4 Performance Energy, energy that hits in the gym, on the field, is the choice for athletes,
00:15 gym junkies, hardos like Smitty, and all those who relentlessly seek better performance with
00:20 zero sugar, enhanced endurance, and explosive energy you can feel.
00:24 C4 Performance Energy is a choice for professional athletes like Justin Fields, Garrett Wilson,
00:28 CJ Stroud, and Bijon Robinson.
00:30 Wow, that's a fucking strong four to have representing the brand right now, CJ Stroud.
00:37 C4 Performance Energy, energy that hits, find the C4 yellow can at c4energy.com, that's
00:43 C, the number four, energy.com, or find it near you.
00:46 Give Bijon Robinson a C4 and the ball more.
00:50 Bijon.
00:51 Okay.
00:52 Yes.
00:53 They really hit the gold mine with Stroud.
00:54 Do you think so?
00:55 Stroud should be the first one listed.
00:56 Is CJ Stroud like a top seven quarterback right now?
01:00 Obviously, if we're talking long-term, who you'd want to build your franchise around,
01:03 he's probably-
01:04 There's not a lot of good quarterbacks out there when you're really listed down.
01:06 Right now, better than CJ Stroud, Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, Jalen Hurts,
01:11 for sure off the top of my head.
01:13 You're going to say Allen's not?
01:16 This year, no.
01:17 No.
01:18 Josh Allen has been good this year.
01:19 I don't know where this narrative's going.
01:21 Okay.
01:22 So turnover.
01:23 Credit, he's Brett Favre, but like 35-year-old Brett Favre.
01:25 I was reading into this.
01:26 A lot of his turnovers don't matter.
01:28 I know how crazy that sounds.
01:29 And the other night, Monday was bad.
01:31 The one then, first half, was Monday against-
01:34 I'm going to give Nicky Smokes a lot of credit.
01:36 He nailed Josh Allen's bio right here.
01:39 He will have two to three plays a game where you go, "Wow, this guy's the best quarterback
01:43 I've ever seen," but then he'll have two to three plays a game that cost you the game.
01:47 And who is that?
01:48 Old Brett Favre.
01:49 I do actually remember it was the 2019 season, 2020 playoffs when they played the Texans
01:54 and I remember being on Long Island for a Pup Punk concert and that game was on Bill's
01:59 Texans and Josh Allen had, I think, a bad fumble or something where I was like, "This
02:03 is a guy who can never win a Super Bowl because he's just going to make a bad play."
02:07 He's gotten a lot better since then.
02:09 I think the narrative this year that Josh Allen is bad-
02:10 Leads the league in interceptions.
02:11 I'm not going to say-
02:12 I know.
02:13 It was factual evidence.
02:14 Their biggest issue is McDermott.
02:15 McDermott needs to absolutely go.
02:16 And he's been the biggest issue for years.
02:20 It was actually kind of early.
02:21 I was saying earlier in the season, I feel like Sean McDermott is a guy who never gets
02:24 talked about as a head coach up until this year.
02:26 Good or bad?
02:27 Yeah, he's just there.
02:28 So, Sean McDermott was the defensive coordinator for the Eagles after Jim Johnson died.
02:33 Jim Johnson was a legendary coach.
02:34 I believe in 2011, the Dream Team year, Sean McDermott was relieved of his duties as a
02:41 defensive coordinator.
02:42 He's like, "Okay, that's fine.
02:43 You're going to upgrade.
02:44 You're going to get Dick Jaron or somebody in to really bolster up the defense."
02:49 He was let go.
02:50 So the offensive line coach, Juan Castillo, would take over the defensive coordinator.
02:55 Yeah, that's probably not good.
02:57 Yeah, that didn't work out.
02:58 Yeah, I can imagine.
02:59 Back to what you were saying.
03:00 Stroud, I mean, he's top ten.
03:03 Their offense is so much fun to watch because they just throw the ball 15 yards down the
03:06 field every play.
03:07 And I don't want to give myself too much credit here, but I'm going to do it.
03:10 I have my NFL tickler file.
03:12 Every Sunday, I sit down, I watch football with my roommate, and I tell him things.
03:15 I say, "Write that down."
03:16 I give an observation.
03:17 I say, "Write that down."
03:18 It's called the tickler file?
03:19 Yeah, Tommy's tickler file.
03:20 "Week one, my first observation, CJ Stroud can play."
03:24 And D'Amico Ryan somehow got more handsome.
03:26 But that was like a half into the Texans-Ravens game, which they lost like 25 to 9.
03:32 Yes.
03:33 You did not make that observation in college?
03:34 That CJ Stroud?
03:35 No luck.
03:36 No luck.
03:37 Shadow Dante, who said that Stroud was nothing in college.
03:40 Pretty good in college.
03:41 Yeah, he was awesome.
03:42 The Georgia game was New Year's Eve, right?
03:44 He was like unreal on that?
03:46 But also Bryce Young was awesome in college.
03:48 So I mean, it's a crap shoot.
03:49 Panthers have to be down.
03:52 He might be alright.
03:53 He might be alright, but Stroud is obviously-
03:56 He's really small.
03:57 He does, yeah.
03:58 Because he is really small.
03:59 I know, but sometimes you can, I don't know, hide a little bit.
04:01 It just doesn't look great for Bryce.
04:03 And I'm shocked, because I really like Bryce Young.
04:05 C4 Energy.
04:06 Yep.
04:07 C4 Energy.
04:08 Find C4.com.
04:09 C4energy.com.
04:10 First up, Kelly Oubre, was he hit by a car?
04:13 So he's sixers forward, super hot.
04:15 He's almost like the hottest guy.
04:16 Said he was involved in a hit and run in which he was struck by a car.
04:20 Police looked over the video footage.
04:21 They found no evidence of the hit and run at the intersection he claimed to be hit at.
04:24 Doorbell footage from Kelly Oubre's home shows him arriving home after the incident,
04:28 telling his wife he got hit by a car.
04:30 A lot of different theories about what happened.
04:31 People think he misremembered where he was hit, which could happen if you were hit by
04:36 a car.
04:37 New to the city and all that.
04:38 Or just being hit by a car.
04:39 Or to theories about him being beaten up by a pimp.
04:42 Smitty, our resident sixers guy.
04:45 Well, Roan is the resident sixers guy.
04:48 I mean, technically Pat Bevs could be.
04:52 But as our resident Philly expert on this panel, I should say.
04:57 It's interesting because, oh, we got a golf ball coming through.
05:00 Yeah, we're on TV.
05:01 We are recording.
05:02 Yeah.
05:03 You can wheel.
05:04 Yeah, let's come on through.
05:05 Yeah.
05:06 Giant golf ball coming through.
05:07 Yeah, giant golf ball coming through.
05:11 So Kelly Oubre.
05:12 Sorry about that.
05:13 No, it's all right.
05:14 Don't worry, say hi to the people.
05:17 People watching.
05:18 Okay.
05:19 Love that.
05:20 He got hit by a car last week.
05:22 It said that he got hit not straight on where he bowled over.
05:27 He got hit by the driver's side mirror, broke a rib.
05:31 Whole big thing.
05:32 People are saying prayers for him.
05:33 No big deal.
05:34 And then it came out that there was no video footage found or photographic evidence, which
05:38 is weird.
05:39 Because there's cameras everywhere.
05:41 Well, the spot where he got hit, Broad and Locust in Philly, it's not like City Hall
05:45 where it's like the most populated area, but it's very, very populated, extremely highly
05:50 traffic traffic, traffic, traffic area, traffic, kid.
05:56 Yes.
05:57 And I don't think I said it right.
05:59 High traffic area.
06:01 Traffic kid.
06:02 I don't think that that's not the word.
06:04 Traffic traffic.
06:05 I think high traffic area would play fine here.
06:08 It's a very high traffic area.
06:11 I thought there was a past tense to it.
06:12 We're adding an E.T.
06:13 E.D. onto it.
06:14 Yeah, he's trying to traffic area traffic to traffic.
06:18 And no, that doesn't sound right.
06:20 OK.
06:21 Regardless, there's a lot of people there should be a lot of cameras.
06:23 Nothing was found.
06:25 But the doorbell video, which a is weird, getting a ring camera.
06:30 Yes.
06:31 And there's a conspiracy behind it that Amazon owns ring footage like all the ring footage
06:37 out there.
06:38 And if there is a police investigation, Amazon could go into anybody's ring camera footage
06:43 and pull it, which is wild to me.
06:46 But the fact that this doorbell video came out, shock you.
06:48 Bezos has access to all our cameras.
06:51 It is what it's put in a real life situation like this.
06:53 And I'm not saying Amazon took this footage.
06:56 I've got Kelly.
06:57 You're very walking.
06:58 Yes.
06:59 Yes.
07:00 That does not look like a white teenager.
07:01 No, very like Dan.
07:03 Very much not a white teenager.
07:04 What are the injuries again?
07:05 What are the injuries?
07:06 Yes.
07:07 He's got a broken rib and cuts and bruises.
07:09 It doesn't exactly look like a man.
07:12 I don't know.
07:13 What do you mean?
07:14 You don't.
07:15 So you think he faked this doorbell?
07:16 You should exonerate like, you know, I guess he's hurt.
07:18 I mean, if you're if you're going to go into this extent to see how he's doorbell, how
07:23 hurt he is.
07:24 I mean, sorry.
07:25 It's how he got hurt is the question.
07:26 Well, yeah.
07:28 But why would you fake?
07:29 I mean, if you were to make a hit and run and fake this doorbell video, then it is bad.
07:36 Really, really, really bad.
07:37 In a Sixers organization that is going through a decade of bad shit happening off the court.
07:42 The GM was fired because him and his wife had burner accounts attacking the organization.
07:48 This would be up there, if not more that after this doorbell, because that means he would
07:52 fake this doorbell footage video and say you got hit by a car.
07:55 I would also I mean, to play devil that like that would be a more logical explanation for
08:00 how TMZ got the footage.
08:01 We're talking about Jeff Bezos like sneak in.
08:02 Maybe he didn't get hit by a car.
08:04 He was like, oh, we'll get this footage of me coming in.
08:06 And then we'll leave.
08:07 No, no footage to TMZ.
08:08 I think I think this footage was leaked to exonerate him from Uber.
08:13 I think once the rumors started going on Twitter and, you know, racist.
08:18 But that doesn't that doesn't dispel how he got hurt.
08:21 Like whether it was a hit and run.
08:22 Like, is it possible he's just like doing like BMX tricks and like a skate park with
08:28 his bike and just got fucked up on his own?
08:30 It's possible.
08:31 Also, he said he got hit by a car walking into his house.
08:36 Like I'm going to take him at his word for this.
08:40 And the injuries line up for him getting kind of swiped.
08:43 You can't buy a car like that.
08:46 Like when you just like forget your bike, feel like him still having his bike.
08:50 Maybe brush it off.
08:51 The adrenaline is high.
08:52 He obviously forgot.
08:53 I mean, this is the perfect explanation.
08:55 He forgot where he is in the city since he's new to it.
08:58 He didn't know the exact location, so they couldn't look it up.
09:01 I mean, it all lines up for a little fishy.
09:04 It lines up for a conspiracy, but it all lines up like, okay, that kind of makes sense.
09:07 It's not crazy that people are like asking questions like what's going on.
09:11 I will say my immediate reaction, I think it was Saturday night, the stroke.
09:13 I saw that and my first reaction was, hmm.
09:16 That's just not a headline you see often.
09:20 Everyone has a camera on their phone.
09:23 Everyone's always filming shit like there's nothing.
09:24 And you know, honestly, we kind of fucked it.
09:26 It's Tiger Woods.
09:27 Because we think of the Tiger Woods car accident.
09:29 It's like, no, he just got beat.
09:30 So that's why I think it wasn't like if he were upended and shoes went flying and he
09:35 went everywhere.
09:36 Yeah, that's a car accident.
09:37 I think that he just kind of got brushed.
09:39 Yeah, I broke a rip.
09:40 I'm pro Kelly Oubre.
09:43 I don't know.
09:44 I just think he's good looking.
09:45 I like him.
09:46 He's been playing well.
09:47 How tall is he?
09:48 Great.
09:49 Six, seven.
09:50 That's weird that he's riding like a BMX bike, right?
09:51 Like you never know.
09:52 Maybe he's picking up like a Toys for Tots or something.
09:54 Yeah.
09:55 Did you consider that he could be picking up toys?
09:58 Toys for Tots is never something across your line.
10:01 Think about the kids, John Rich.
10:02 You're right.
10:03 I should shut up.
10:04 These guys should just be Ubering everywhere.
10:06 Like I don't know.
10:07 Never travel on your own.
10:10 Where he's at, a lot of athletes live in that area, in that building.
10:16 And it's not.
10:17 Is Joel Embiid riding a bike?
10:18 It's an unsaved area.
10:19 Joel Embiid gets around the city.
10:22 Yeah, for sure.
10:23 On a bike?
10:24 I've seen him on footage of him on a bike before.
10:27 Get him off the bike.
10:28 Get him in a car.
10:29 Dude, he's playing pickup games and he plays tennis.
10:32 Yeah, that's fine.
10:33 Don't be riding a bike.
10:34 Don't ride a bike.
10:35 Dude, bike is, you can get hit by a car every which way.
10:39 I don't know how people don't get hit by more bikes.
10:41 I will never ride a bike.
10:42 When I lived in Philly, I got an accident on a bike.
10:45 That's true.
10:46 Did you ever do a Lime scooter?
10:47 No.
10:48 I did, wait.
10:49 I walk or Uber.
10:50 That's it.
10:51 We were in Boulder last weekend.
10:54 I was, Rudy and Ben.
10:58 Those things go fast too.
10:59 They go fast and I was drunk.
11:01 It was, I hit.
11:04 I wasn't drunk.
11:05 Okay.
11:06 But it was, you know, I was very scared the entire time.
11:11 Yeah.
11:12 Dude, no chance.
11:13 You could kill him in this.
11:14 Yeah, I probably won't do it again.
11:16 Wait a second, so you would have a couple of Shirley Temples hop on one of those things
11:21 but you still won't drive on a highway?
11:23 I was going very slow, but I was a little scared.
11:25 And you know, the adrenaline, everyone's like, "Oh, you're a pussy if you don't do it."
11:28 So I give in to pure pure.
11:29 You control the speed in those things?
11:30 Yeah.
11:31 Yeah.
11:32 Yeah.
11:33 Okay.
11:34 But you still haven't driven on a highway?
11:35 That's scarier.
11:36 I could take breaks with the Lime scooter.
11:37 I could have, I was able to take a break.
11:38 I was going too fast.
11:39 I stopped.
11:40 I can't do that on a highway.
11:43 That's a fact.
11:44 All right.
11:45 MLB owners vote to allow the Oakland A's to move to Las Vegas.
11:49 One and a half billion dollar move unanimously allowed.
11:53 First team to move since the Expos moved to DC.
11:56 The new ballpark in Vegas, unlikely to be finished before 2027, but Oakland's leased
12:00 with the current stadium until 2024.
12:02 So it's unclear where they'll be playing in that three year gap or whatever.
12:07 Where are they going to play?
12:08 So San Francisco, apparently.
12:09 And then there's a AAA in Vegas where they'll play also.
12:14 They deserve to play the AAA stadium.
12:16 Like how is this happening?
12:18 Like the owner, like who doesn't care at all?
12:22 What free agent is going to sign with them?
12:23 Like, yeah, let's play in a AAA stadium for a few years.
12:25 Nobody's going to sign.
12:26 Vegas.
12:27 In a AAA stadium?
12:28 Well, first of all, no free agent.
12:29 Or like you're in San Francisco.
12:30 They said it's going to rotate.
12:31 Like you're not going to have a stationed home for three years.
12:35 You're saying what free agent's going to sign with them?
12:36 Maybe we could get clumber.
12:37 What free agent has signed with them for big money in the last 20 years?
12:40 Well, in theory, like the move, they're going to spend more now.
12:44 I don't think so.
12:45 No, they have, you can't, there had to be.
12:47 Then they moved to Vegas.
12:48 Yeah.
12:49 I mean, honestly, it sounds a little bit fun.
12:51 This team's just going to be miserable for four years.
12:52 If I was a party boy baseball player and I'd be like, oh yeah, next three years I'm just
12:55 going to go fucking play at like a AAA stadium and get drunk in Vegas every night.
12:59 It's like, it's like a little.
13:00 But it's not just going to be in Vegas though.
13:01 Like they're also going to own San Francisco.
13:03 Oh, Meek Phil's coming in, the Grime Reaper.
13:05 Sleeking over.
13:06 Look, I heard baseball, so I can't just chime in.
13:09 So let's say the A's are playing in a AAA park.
13:12 Why would you not just want to go there and pad your stats?
13:14 Like it's Colorado and then you just get traded to a contender.
13:16 AAA parks aren't inherently.
13:17 Yeah.
13:18 They're the same dimensions.
13:19 2021 Vlad, Vlad Jr.
13:20 That was his MVP type year.
13:21 Hasn't been the same player since.
13:22 Just a reminder.
13:23 Was he playing in a AAA park?
13:24 Yeah.
13:25 But remember they were playing in Buffalo for like three months.
13:26 I hated that stadium.
13:27 The Yankees would get killed every.
13:28 But like, I think the difference.
13:29 That's one example.
13:30 The difference between a regular stadium and Corsi.
13:31 Dude, the amenities you have as a player compared to like, like the Yankees.
13:32 What about the rest of the Blue Jays?
13:33 I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I don't know.
13:34 I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like,
13:35 you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
13:56 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
14:25 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
14:52 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
15:21 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
15:47 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
16:16 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
16:45 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
17:14 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
17:43 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
18:09 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
18:38 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
19:07 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
19:36 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
20:05 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
20:32 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
21:01 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
21:30 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
21:59 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
22:28 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
22:57 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
23:26 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
23:55 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
24:24 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
24:53 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
25:22 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
25:51 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
26:20 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
26:49 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
27:15 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
27:44 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
28:13 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
28:42 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
29:08 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
29:37 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
30:06 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
30:35 is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference is like, you know, I mean, I think the difference
31:04 to be good and improve on themselves is not envisioned.
31:07 - Or RDT Aura fans, they should be thrilled
31:10 with the Aurel performance this year.
31:11 Even getting swept, it's fine.
31:13 - No, it's static.
31:14 - Getting to the playoffs.
31:14 - It's not saying don't be hype,
31:15 but it's just weird.
31:16 Manager and your editor don't care about that.
31:18 Maybe it's because I just hate Aaron Boone,
31:20 but I hate Cash for More.
31:22 - I hate Cash for More.
31:23 Alright, it's a run down, see you guys Monday.
31:25 (whooshing)
31:27 [BLANK_AUDIO]