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Contributing writer Emma John loved the trip she took to Venice as a teenager with a worldly family friend. So when it comes time to return the favor—to introduce that friend's 13-year-old daughter to the wonders of the Floating City—Emma jumps at the chance. What could possibly go wrong? Though COVID-19 has stalled many travel plans, we hope our stories can offer inspiration for your future adventures.
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Contributing writer Emma John loved the trip she took to Venice as a teenager with a worldly family friend. So when it comes time to return the favor—to introduce that friend's 13-year-old daughter to the wonders of the Floating City—Emma jumps at the chance. What could possibly go wrong? Though COVID-19 has stalled many travel plans, we hope our stories can offer inspiration for your future adventures.
Read the story here: https://rebrand.ly/2xqaxx8
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00:00 Hey everyone, and welcome to Travel Tales, a podcast from Afar Media. I'm your host,
00:14 Senior Editor Aislinn Green. And for the past six years, I've had the pleasure of working
00:18 with some of the most creative and interesting people in the world. Comedians, philosophers,
00:23 novelists, they've all shared their stories with Afar's readers about getting out into
00:28 the world and just reveling in it. And now, each week on Travel Tales, we'll hear from
00:33 some of our favorite contributors about a trip that changed their life. And because
00:38 the world is really anything but normal right now, thanks to COVID-19, I'm recording all
00:43 of this from my houseboat in California. In this episode, we meet Emma John. Emma has
00:48 been writing for Afar for about a decade, and she is one of the most friendly, up-for-anything
00:54 people I have ever met. There was the time she crossed the Atlantic to fulfill her dream
01:00 of cruising like a 1930s heroine, and then there was a time she faced down enormous insects
01:05 in the Australian outback. She's also an author of two books, one about bluegrass in the American
01:10 South and one about cricket, which is your first clue that she's British. But before
01:15 we begin, I have to warn you that it is highly likely you'll fall in love with Emma the moment
01:19 you hear her voice, which is also your second clue she's British. But on the trip to Venice
01:24 you're about to hear, Emma's travel companion was immune to her charms. Well, at least at
01:30 first.
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02:06 It's late at night. I'm 13 years old, and I'm lying in a four-poster bed next to my
02:12 sister in Venice. The door to our room bursts open and a woman rushes in wearing pink silk
02:19 pyjamas and yelling a single word. "Gondolier! Gondolier!" The woman's name is Annie. She's
02:27 our mum's best friend. She's a single woman in her 30s, and she has never before been
02:34 left in sole charge of children. We're in Venice because my grandmother recently died.
02:41 My mum has just nursed my grands through the last six months of a terminal illness, and
02:46 it's been a tough time for the whole family. So Annie offered to give my parents a break
02:52 and to bring us kids away to her favorite city, Venice. She explodes into the room,
02:59 flings open the shutters, and when she does, we hear what she's so excited about because
03:04 outside, down in the canals beneath, someone is singing opera. A real-life singing gondolier
03:11 somewhere in the streets beneath us. "Quick," says Annie. "There's no time to get dressed."
03:16 Pull coats on over our pyjamas and hurtle down the stone steps into the night outside.
03:23 Chasing through the maze of Venice's footpaths and bridges, we lose ourselves in dead ends
03:28 and blind alleys, and we have to navigate by the sound of the music. So every time we
03:34 hear a new snatch of aria, we pelt across empty piazzas, in my case, wearing pyjama
03:39 bottoms that are too big for me, so I'm having to hold them up at the waist as I run to prevent
03:44 me exposing myself. After a lot of shrieking and giggling, we emerge quite suddenly onto
03:50 a tiny stone bridge where we catch our first glimpse of the gondolier. His boat slips smoothly
03:57 through the water, carrying a smooching couple who look quite surprised to see two children
04:02 and their guardian in their nightclothes, giddily staring and pointing at them, me bent
04:07 over double because I'm still trying to hold my pyjamas up. But the gondolier looks up
04:13 and waves, and as he passes, he sings to us, and I feel like I'm in a movie. This midnight
04:21 chase through the streets of Venice has been without a doubt the most thrilling and romantic
04:27 escapade of my young life. That week with Annie left a huge impact on me. It introduced
04:35 me to art and culture in a way I'd never experienced them before. It gave me a love for Italy I've
04:40 never shaken, and it formed a bond with Annie that just grew stronger and stronger as the
04:45 years went by. So, 20 years later, I'm 33 and single, and Annie has married and her
04:54 daughter has just turned 13, so I offer to repay the favour. I take Annie's daughter
05:01 Neve to Venice to pass on some of the magic I felt at her age, and hopefully to be the
05:08 same kind of crazy chaperone Annie was to me. We stand in St Mark's Square for the
05:14 first time, surrounded by the golden lions and the glittering mosaics and the breathtaking
05:21 basilica. I ask Neve what she thinks. She shrugs and says, "Eh, I've seen stuff
05:28 like this before." And I am crushed. But it's okay, I think. There's plenty more
05:34 in this city to impress her. So I pack our schedule with activities. We do the glass
05:40 blowing at Murano and the beaches at the Lido. We do the frescoes at the Doge's Palace
05:45 and the fish market at the Rialto, and I even get the waiters at Harry's Bar to mix her
05:51 her own Shirley Temple. And none of this seems to impress her at all. As soon as we finish
05:58 one thing, she looks up at me through a wisp of blonde hair, her wide blue eyes emanating
06:05 from boredom, and she says, "What are we going to do next?" And that phrase becomes
06:12 like a dagger in my heart. Every time I hear it, I know I'm letting her down as a companion
06:19 and boring her as a human being. I need to up my game, so I book us into a workshop at
06:27 Costume Makers, and we spend the afternoon creating and decorating Venetian masks. And
06:34 this reminds me of the spellbinding stories Annie told me when I was a teenager of secret
06:40 societies and deadly jewels and Casanova. And I tell Niamh all that I can recall of
06:46 these, hoping to inspire her with that romance. And she finishes her mask and gives it a satisfied
06:54 nod and looks up and says, "What are we going to do next?" I can't tell if she's having
07:02 a good time, but I know I'm not. I had pictured Niamh being overwhelmed with excitement and
07:10 gratitude. I'd imagine sharing the same kind of wild, extravagant fun I'd had with Annie,
07:16 but I have a heartbreaking feeling she's just waiting out this week, desperate to be
07:21 home. Meanwhile, I spend every moment worrying what we'll do when the next distraction
07:27 runs out, and by the middle of the week I am anxious and sleepless and exhausted. And
07:33 one morning while Niamh is still asleep, I grab my phone from beside the bed and hide
07:38 it under the covers and frantically text Annie. "Help! What did you do with us?"
07:47 A couple of minutes later, she replies, "Took siestas, sat in the square and
07:56 made you draw things."
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08:56 I hadn't sketched since I was a teenager myself. But before we left, Annie had slipped a spiral-bound
09:03 sketchbook and a tin of pencils into the top of my suitcase. So that morning over breakfast,
09:09 when Niamh asks, "What are we going to do next?" I point at the sketchbook and I say,
09:15 "Today we are going to draw things."
09:20 A little way from our apartment, Niamh picks a spot with a view of an ancient and crumbly
09:24 building. We unfold the book across our laps and start our wobbly line drawings.
09:32 I'd forgotten that I enjoyed sketching, forgotten that I even knew how. But as I watch Niamh
09:37 concentrate hard on a casement window, I have this blast of memory from 20 years before
09:44 of me and my sister chewing on the ends of our pencils and sharing an eraser between
09:49 us. And as I hunch over my side of the book and become absorbed in the columns with their
09:55 leafy capitals, a new feeling descends on me, kind of like a peace.
10:03 After a while, Niamh looks at my side of the book and tells me my drawing is very good.
10:07 "I like the way you've made it lean to the left," she says. And I tell her hers is good
10:13 too, and she smiles at me and says, "Let's do some more."
10:19 So we find more subjects, wells, palazzos, the bell tower of the Santa Maria Gloriosa.
10:26 And when we've had enough, we wander through town feeling very proud of our achievements.
10:31 And suddenly anything seems possible. Niamh suggests we play a game. "I'll flip a coin,"
10:37 she says. "Heads we go left, tails we go right." And suddenly our afternoon is an exciting
10:42 adventure and it takes us through pretty squares lined with olive trees and leads us to elegant
10:49 shops where we try on silk scarves that we wrap around our heads like movie stars and
10:54 expensive grown-up perfumes that we spray all over each other till we stink. Eventually
11:00 we come out at St. Mark's Square again, only this time Niamh wants to go in the basilica.
11:06 So we stand in line for half an hour before we get to the door. And all the while, my
11:11 newly delightful companion is bubbling with conversation. "Look at that cute dog. I love
11:17 small dogs, not big ones though. When did you get your ears pissed? I want to have mine
11:21 pissed but mum says not till I'm 16. Have you read the Pityka's law books? Oh, they're
11:26 amazing. Let me tell you all about them." We're within spitting distance of the vast
11:31 cathedral door when a marshal shakes his head and points at Niamh's skirt. It's too short.
11:39 That might offend God. He can't risk it. Niamh leans over and whispers to me that she can
11:45 fix it. So she grabs her skirt and wiggles and twists and twists and wiggles until her
11:51 hemline reaches her knees. Of course, this means that the waistband is now barely covering
11:57 her butt. So as we walk up and down the aisles of Venice's most holy and magnificent edifice,
12:05 she is clamping her hands over her midriff to make sure she doesn't expose herself. And
12:10 we're trying so hard not to laugh out loud. It's making us giggle even more. And by the
12:15 time we reach the altar, she is doubled over with laughter, holding her skirt up just as
12:21 I had to hold my pyjamas up 20 years ago. And finally, finally, we are sharing the magic
12:28 of Venice. We leave the city two days later, and it feels way too soon. I'm really enjoying
12:37 Niamh's company and being chaperoned to a 13 year old suddenly feels like a lot of fun.
12:43 A real excuse to act as a teenager, in fact. Niamh sits down in her seat and I sit down
12:49 next to her. And she turns and asks, "What are we going to do next?"
13:05 That was Emma John. Emma is currently spending time in southern England, where she let us
13:11 know that she's been hiking a lot. She's also working on her third book, a nonfiction exploration
13:17 of the lives of single women. And though she and Niamh haven't traveled together since
13:22 Venice, Emma says they're both quite interested in Verona. Ready for more travel stories?
13:30 Visit us online at afar.com/traveltales. And be sure to follow us on Instagram and Twitter.
13:36 We're @afarmedia. If you enjoyed today's adventure, we hope you'll come back next week for more
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13:53 travelers find the show. This has been Travel Tales, a production of
13:58 Afar Media and Boom Integrated. Our podcast was produced by Aislinn Green, Adrienne Glover
14:03 and Robin Lai. Post-production was by John Marshall Media staff, Jen Grossman and Clint
14:08 Rhodes. Music composition by Alan Queresha. And a special thanks to Laura Redmond, Sarah
14:14 Storm and Irene Wang. I'm Aislinn Green, your zoomed out, under-traveled host. I can't wait
14:21 to hit the road again. Until we all freely can, remember that travel begins the moment
14:26 we walk out our front door. Everyone has a travel tale. What's yours?
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