Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Election Special | Comedy Show | 5th January 2024
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04:46 will spend to buy a ruined house.
04:48 Your rank is very good.
04:50 We spoiled the most beautiful girl.
04:54 This political figure must be thinking about 100+ years.
04:58 Rohan sir, since these are lichens for us..
05:01 ..vote for us.
05:03 Rohan sir, politicians never make clear decisions.
05:07 Right.
05:07 You'll buy this too in today's factory.
05:11 Okay.
05:11 Tomorrow the factory will get burnt..
05:14 ..but in this case you'll buy it.
05:15 Oh!
05:16 You'll be in a lot of trouble.
05:18 I won't think about it.
05:20 What are you thinking?
05:21 Listen..
05:23 Listen, where is my show?
05:26 I'm talking to you, Pamita.
05:32 Pamita, you're my beloved.
05:34 Rohan sir, take this boy.
05:37 He's a good boy. He's a good worker.
05:40 Okay.
05:40 He'll get into an accident tomorrow.
05:42 He'll lose his balance.
05:44 If I don't think about it, who will?
05:46 He can't think about me.
05:48 Why?
05:49 Because when he met with an accident..
05:50 ..I had put him in a wheelchair.
05:52 What happened?
05:55 He's taking me with him.
05:56 I'm taking you with me.
06:00 I'm sorry, I'm also going with him.
06:04 Come and sit on this hot seat.
06:07 He's going with him.
06:10 He's going with him.
06:11 Don't make noise.
06:13 This is a show.
06:14 Don't make it a gathering.
06:16 Thank you.
06:17 Are you ready?
06:18 Yes, I'm ready.
06:19 For the election?
06:20 No, not for the election.
06:22 I'm ready to give the answer.
06:23 That's for later when I win the money and take you.
06:26 Uncle Bachchan.
06:27 Ask our friend an easy question.
06:30 I'll tell you.
06:31 Easy question?
06:32 How are the kids?
06:33 Your wife is not well.
06:37 I heard that your son is a rascal.
06:40 He won 1.5 lakhs with three questions.
06:42 Oh no.
06:43 This show is not for my father.
06:45 I'll ask the questions that come.
06:49 The first question is on your computer screen.
06:55 If there is a scratch on the back, what is the best way to remove it?
07:02 Option A, arm.
07:05 Option B, wall.
07:07 Option C, wood.
07:09 Option D, someone else.
07:11 It's a difficult question.
07:13 How?
07:14 I don't know if it's happening here or there.
07:18 You're doing this to us.
07:19 Listen to yourself.
07:21 Tell us quickly. We don't have much time.
07:23 Option D, someone else.
07:26 Option D?
07:27 Yes.
07:28 Computer, lock option D.
07:35 Goga, the answer you gave is that someone else has scratched my back.
07:40 Your answer is correct.
07:46 He won.
07:48 He won.
07:49 He won.
07:49 He won.
07:50 He won.
07:51 Goga, you won 1,000 rupees.
07:53 What will you do with it?
07:54 What will I do with the money?
07:56 I'll give it to an orphan.
07:58 Enough.
08:00 An orphan doesn't need so much money.
08:04 He wins the total.
08:05 You'll win.
08:07 You'll win 7 crores.
08:09 You're saying the right thing.
08:10 The next question is worth 2,000.
08:13 There's a song called Balam Pachkari.
08:17 You hit me with it.
08:18 What was in the Pachkari that Balam said?
08:23 Option A, betel leaf.
08:25 Option B, gutka.
08:28 Option C, mix.
08:30 Option D, spit.
08:32 Sir, I'm a foodie. I know the answer.
08:35 What is it? - Gutka.
08:36 You said you're a foodie.
08:40 You're from Gwalior.
08:42 Amit, don't copy my answers.
08:46 Ask the questions.
08:47 Goga, lock the gutka.
08:50 Lock it.
08:51 Computer, lock gutka B.
08:54 Goga, how did you think it was gutka?
09:02 Sir, you go to a shop.
09:04 The colour of the wall turns red after two days.
09:08 Your answer is correct.
09:11 Yeah!
09:13 Goga won. - He won.
09:15 Goga won. - He won.
09:16 Goga, you won 2,000. What will you do with it?
09:19 Sir, I won't do anything with money.
09:21 I'll get it from the orphans.
09:23 Wait. - Hey.
09:25 If you don't win, I'll hit you with my own hands.
09:30 I'm doing this. You're doing that.
09:32 Goga, you're doing a good thing for your people.
09:36 I think you'll change your people's fate.
09:40 Goga, for the next question.. - Excuse me.
09:43 Hello. - Hello. How are you?
09:45 I'm fine. You tell me.
09:47 Where are you?
09:48 I'm with the minister. I'm in KBC.
09:51 Who's the minister?
09:52 My husband. Who else?
09:55 We came here to eat paye.
09:57 Will you eat paye?
09:58 Oh, my God! Paye? Where will I eat it?
10:01 Tell me if it's T-bone steak.
10:03 Is he your husband to eat in front of the orphans?
10:05 I won 2,000. He can only get naan and fritters.
10:09 That's very expensive.
10:12 It's not expensive for me.
10:14 Because I'm the minister's wife.
10:17 Okay.
10:18 Stop it. He won 2,000.
10:20 Okay. I'll talk to you later. Okay, bye.
10:23 Stop it. - Stop it.
10:26 Your people love you. - Me too.
10:29 So, the question I'm giving you is worth Rs. 10 lakhs.
10:34 Yes. - Yes.
10:35 And the question is on your computer screen.
10:39 Goga, I'm giving you a question worth Rs. 10 lakhs.
10:43 But there's no option in this.
10:45 Sir, don't do it.
10:47 You must have heard the song, "Don't knock the door, come straight in."
10:50 Yes. - In this song, you have to tell
10:52 why they don't let you knock the door.
10:55 Sir, maybe the doorbell rang.
10:57 That's why they don't let you knock.
10:58 If the doorbell rang, why would she tell you to come in?
11:02 She would have told you not to ring the doorbell.
11:05 But the doorbell rang.
11:06 You're getting very proud of your show.
11:08 You're arguing with me.
11:11 The door is there.
11:13 I can't tell you that.
11:14 Why don't you let the doorbell ring?
11:16 Sir, maybe the doorbell rang at the door of the house.
11:18 Goga, the doorbell rang on the head of the deceased.
11:22 If that's the case, then it's not a bad thing.
11:25 It's a good thing that the doorbell rang
11:28 and the deceased came in.
11:29 Sir, maybe the doorbell rang at the door of the house.
11:32 That's why she said, "Don't knock the door."
11:34 If that's the case, then it's a good thing
11:36 that the doorbell rang, the doorbell rang
11:37 and the deceased came in.
11:39 Amitabh Bajrang wants to take Rs. 10 lakhs.
11:42 He wants to make a friend of you.
11:45 Come, I'll get it done.
11:47 He wants to call someone, you fool.
11:51 Who do you want to talk to?
11:52 Sir, I want to talk to Naseebo Lal.
11:54 Computer, call Naseebo Lal.
11:57 Hello.
11:59 - Hello. - Who is this?
12:01 Greetings.
12:03 I'm Amitabh Bajrang, Naseebo.
12:06 Goga, come to my show.
12:07 Greetings, Amitabh.
12:08 You sang a song, "Don't knock the door, the deceased came in."
12:12 Why did you say, "Don't knock the door"?
12:14 It's a difficult question. It's worth Rs. 10 lakhs.
12:16 Goga, talk to Naseebo.
12:19 Greetings, aunty.
12:20 Aunty, your mother, aunty, your aunt,
12:22 someone else, why am I your aunty?
12:25 What's your question?
12:26 The question is, "Don't knock the door, the deceased came in."
12:30 Why did you say that?
12:32 Actually, Goga, tell him.
12:34 Yes, aunty.
12:35 Don't knock the door, the deceased came in.
12:37 Yes.
12:38 Rishabh didn't see that the doorbell rings.
12:40 It's a very bad doorbell.
12:42 Sir, the doorbell rings badly. That's why.
12:48 We'll have to explain to him why it rings like that.
12:51 Computer, the doorbell rings badly.
12:55 Congratulations, Goga. You've won Rs. 10 lakhs.
13:01 Yeah!
13:03 "Don't knock the door, the deceased came in."
13:06 "The deceased came in."
13:08 Goga, you've won Rs. 10 lakhs. What will you do now?
13:11 Sir, I have another plan.
13:13 Won't you bet on him?
13:14 No, sir. I'll bet Rs. 2,000 on him.
13:17 How much should we bet on those orphans?
13:20 They vote for you.
13:22 In the polls.
13:23 And only Rs. 2,000.
13:25 But, Amitabh, Rs. 2,000 is a lot.
13:27 Yes, it is.
13:28 Sir, Rs. 2,000 is really a lot.
13:30 Why?
13:30 Sir, he's lost his mind.
13:32 What?
13:33 He died in the fair.
13:35 I'm an orphan.
13:36 He's already crying.
13:39 How can I bet on him?
13:42 You can get the budget slowly.
13:44 You're a fool. You don't have a job to get the budget.
13:47 You don't have a job description to get the budget.
13:50 So, considering the people's helplessness
13:54 I'll ask you a question worth Rs. 7 crores.
13:56 Wow!
13:58 Amitabh, there's no one as helpless as you.
14:03 I'll ask you a question worth Rs. 7 crores.
14:06 Someone should take it.
14:11 The question worth Rs. 7 crores is on your computer screen.
14:16 Mr. Goga, tell us
14:19 what does an MPA or MNA do after winning?
14:24 Option A, legislate.
14:27 Option B, build roads.
14:29 Option C, go on a tour of a foreign country.
14:32 Option D, get the drains fixed.
14:35 Mr. Goga. - Yes.
14:36 If you win the election,
14:39 lock the drains.
14:41 If you win the election, they'll shut the drains.
14:44 If you win the election,
14:48 you'll get a secretary.
14:50 Lock the drains.
14:52 You can open the keys whenever you want.
14:54 Lock the roads. No one can pass through here.
14:58 Mr. Arun, unfortunately, even the people don't know
15:02 what a member has to do in an assembly.
15:05 You see, people are so foolish
15:09 that they go to their homes
15:12 and tell them to build roads.
15:15 Exactly. - And fix the drains.
15:17 It's not their job.
15:18 They don't know that they don't have the ambition.
15:20 Exactly. - We saw this.
15:22 We saw this with our own eyes.
15:23 All the bills that are passed,
15:24 they sign, pass and vote for the bill.
15:28 They present it.
15:29 When they come out, you ask them
15:31 what's written in the bill. They don't know.
15:33 Exactly.
15:34 It's not the MNA or MPA's job
15:37 to build roads. - Exactly.
15:39 It's the job of the local bodies.
15:42 People should understand that
15:43 they don't get local bodies elected
15:46 because if they get elected,
15:48 the mayor will do the work. - Exactly.
15:50 Their job is to make laws.
15:52 If you want to talk to them,
15:54 remember that they are players.
15:56 International players.
15:57 They are competing with the players from other areas.
16:01 They are competing because they have to pass the bill
16:05 that protects your rights.
16:08 They will make laws
16:09 that this can't be done in this area
16:11 or make things illegal.
16:13 That's their job.
16:14 You are our leader. - No.
16:16 I will go to my audience.
16:21 You want to go to the public. - Yes.
16:22 Okay, you want to go to the public.
16:24 Come soon.
16:25 I will wait for five minutes or I will leave.
16:28 Yes, do that.
16:29 Come, let's sit and think.
16:30 You should answer.
16:32 Build roads.
16:33 Because if you build roads,
16:35 you will already be with us.
16:37 Listen to me.
16:38 Bring some other people.
16:39 You have free time today.
16:41 I will be here till 12.
16:43 Mr. Goga,
16:44 Shivashiv has built roads.
16:46 He will win every election.
16:48 Build roads. - Build roads.
16:49 Goga, do what he says.
16:51 My factory is not working.
16:54 Yes, Mr. Goga, what should we build?
16:56 Build roads.
16:57 If we build roads, will it be back on track?
17:00 No, answer the question. Build roads.
17:02 I remember model town because of him.
17:06 If you go to the end of a 1 km road, it is locked.
17:09 It is locked.
17:10 And there are no directions. - Yes.
17:12 If the road is locked, which way to go.
17:14 Yes.
17:15 Mr. Goga, lock the road.
17:17 Yes.
17:18 Give me the map.
17:19 Mr. Computer, lock the road.
17:24 Mr. Goga,
17:28 you have done a very bad job.
17:32 Oh. - By locking the road.
17:33 Actually, your job was to win the election and make laws.
17:37 Oh. - The countries where laws are made,
17:41 they are the ones who make progress.
17:42 You locked the road.
17:44 You have lost.
17:45 He says no. - He has lost.
17:47 He says no. - He has lost.
17:49 He doesn't even have a rupee. He has lost.
17:52 Oh.
17:53 Oh, no. - Keep the bill.
17:55 Hello.
17:56 Yes, Chinnu.
17:58 Where are you standing?
18:00 I am coming in a rickshaw.
18:02 And where is Nanhali Himalaya?
18:04 I am very hungry.
18:05 Ladies and gentlemen, there is a small break.
18:11 Don't go anywhere. We will meet after the break.
18:13 Have you ever made your original songs?
18:17 I have a song on YouTube, 'Bin Tere Nahi Jeena'.
18:19 If you listen to it again and again, the volume will be full.
18:22 No. No. No.
18:25 If you listen to that song once,
18:27 you will say that it is good. That's why I didn't make the album.
18:30 Yes.
18:31 Welcome back, viewers.
18:36 Yes, Irza.
18:37 Mr. Haroon, let's go to our audience.
18:40 Yes, let's go to the audience.
18:41 Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
18:43 My name is Laiba Khan. - Yes.
18:45 I will share a song with you today.
18:48 Go ahead.
18:48 "I will take you to my world."
18:54 "No one can steal you from me."
19:00 "I will keep you in my eyes."
19:06 "No one can steal you from me."
19:12 "I am surrounded by darkness."
19:19 "Come and show me my morning."
19:25 "I am a wanderer."
19:31 "Come and show me my morning."
19:37 Wow.
19:39 Very nice. - This song is not going to stop.
19:42 This song has no interlude.
19:45 It will not stop.
19:46 Okay, next.
19:49 Greetings. - Greetings.
19:51 Sir, my name is Farhan Ali. - Wow.
19:53 I want to present a Punjabi song.
19:55 Go ahead.
19:56 "My beloved."
20:00 "My beloved."
20:04 "My beloved."
20:07 "My beloved."
20:11 "I am not at peace for a moment."
20:16 "My heart is scared."
20:20 "It misses you."
20:24 "My beloved."
20:28 "My beloved."
20:32 "I cannot love you in front of you."
20:40 "I cannot refuse you."
20:47 "My beloved."
20:50 "My beloved."
20:53 Wow. - Thank you.
20:56 Do you sing professionally? - Yes, sir.
20:59 How long do you practice? - Half an hour.
21:02 That's a lot. - That's a lot.
21:04 That's a lot. - 15 minutes is a lot for this song.
21:08 Thank you.
21:09 Sir, tell me something. - Yes, sir.
21:11 How many times does he sing this song?
21:14 Do you have a problem?
21:16 I sing whatever I want.
21:18 Tell me something. - Yes.
21:24 "My heart is scared."
21:25 Eat an apple for that.
21:27 Now, let's move on.
21:31 Next.
21:33 Greetings. - Greetings.
21:35 My name is Saima. - Yes.
21:37 First of all, I would like to thank your team
21:40 for giving us a chance to laugh in such a good way.
21:45 Your program is really good.
21:48 Thank you for liking us.
21:50 We are here because you like us.
21:52 My question for you is about Manoj.
21:54 His voice is really good. - Yes.
21:57 But I want to ask him
21:59 that you sit here and listen to everyone's voice.
22:03 Why don't you make a solo album?
22:06 He made a solo album. - Okay.
22:08 But that was a solo album.
22:10 Why didn't you make a solo album?
22:14 Sir, I made one. - Okay.
22:15 When I went to college, I heard all your songs. - Yes.
22:19 I didn't make a solo album.
22:21 I made a pain killing album.
22:24 He sang one song in his life.
22:26 Which album is that?
22:29 No, he is wrong. He made a solo album. - Okay.
22:33 He made a master album and gave it to him. - Yes.
22:36 He said that he is a master and someone has copied him.
22:39 He is not a master.
22:43 He is a real master.
22:44 He sang two songs in his life.
22:46 The new ones. - Wait a minute.
22:49 Those two songs are on the cassette.
22:52 Let him talk. He is my friend.
22:57 He sang two songs. - Yes.
22:59 He is not saying anything.
23:02 He sang two songs. He is not saying anything.
23:04 Amanat, you have been singing since childhood.
23:07 How many songs have you released?
23:08 How do you know that Amanat has been singing since childhood?
23:10 His hands are bigger.
23:12 He has made his hands bigger.
23:16 Amanat, have you ever felt that someone steals your music?
23:20 One day he kept his music outside the house.
23:24 Someone might steal it.
23:25 A man knocked on the door and said..
23:27 ..you know I don't sing in the mall.
23:30 I will sing outside the house if you listen to him.
23:32 Amanat, you didn't tell me.
23:34 I do shows outside the house.
23:36 He listens to you inside the house.
23:39 Amanat, have you ever made your original songs?
23:44 I have made my original songs. - You have made films too.
23:46 I do shows outside the house.
23:47 England and Europe.
23:48 I have sung for films.
23:50 I have a song on YouTube.
23:51 'Bin Tere Nahi Jeena'.
23:52 If you listen to it again and again..
23:54 ..you will get the volume.
23:57 No.. If you listen to that song once..
24:00 ..you will say that I have made an album for that.
24:03 Give me your number. I will send you all the songs.
24:09 Sing a little for us. - Yes.
24:12 "What do you know.."
24:15 "..I love you so much."
24:21 Did you sing?
24:25 Amanat, you are not stopping the singer from singing.
24:27 You are stopping him from singing.
24:29 It seems like I am singing a hospital song.
24:31 Rest, you can watch it on YouTube.
24:34 One more time. Amanat..
24:38 I don't sing. I am done with the abuse.
24:40 You sing. Why don't you sing?
24:42 You sing.
24:43 I am not singing.
24:46 No. You sing.
24:49 Okay. - I sing.
24:50 You sang a Pakistani song of your choice..
24:53 ..any song, unplugged, without music.
24:55 Any song of your choice, even if it is Pakistani.
24:58 Amanat, sing a little.
24:59 He has requested. He will sing a little.
25:01 "I will keep on singing.."
25:04 "..I will keep on missing you.."
25:07 "..in the morning and evening."
25:11 You sing, Amanat. I will miss you more.
25:16 Why don't you pay him?
25:19 Rest, I will sing it outside.
25:22 Next.
25:23 Greetings. My name is Sarfaraz.
25:25 Yes, Sarfaraz. - I request Mr. Agha..
25:28 ..to sing a few lines of Mehdi Hassan.
25:30 Wow! - Wow!
25:32 I like his voice. - Very good.
25:34 Many people request this.
25:37 "In life.."
25:41 "Everyone falls in love."
25:46 "I am a man."
25:49 Wow!
25:50 "I am a man.."
25:52 Your 'dama' is the last word.
25:56 Yes.
25:58 "In life.."
26:02 "..everyone falls in love."
26:07 Wow!
26:08 "I am a man."
26:11 "I love you, my love."
26:17 Wow!
26:18 "In life.."
26:22 Wow!
26:23 Wow!
26:26 Doesn't it seem like a big inner voice?
26:31 Mr. Agha's voice is very beautiful.
26:34 I mean, he is not praising his face.
26:36 Right. - He is not praising his face.
26:38 I swear.
26:41 God has written your fate.
26:44 You will have to do 'Pandh Puna' even with a lakh of money.
26:46 Wow!
26:47 Viewers, there is a small break.
26:52 We will meet after the break.
26:54 You say that you are open everywhere. - Yes.
26:57 Someone says, "Believe me, I have something important to say."
26:59 Otherwise, he will say, "You go out. I will talk to you."
27:02 This meter is a new one. - Why?
27:05 It is beating my heart.
27:15 Welcome back, viewers.
27:16 Now, our segment is 'Jahan-e-Danish'.
27:18 Yay!
27:20 My favourite segment. - Very good.
27:23 Malaika is the most talented student.
27:25 Thank you. - I am not stupid.
27:27 Mr. Haroon, what are you going to say in 'Jahan-e-Danish'?
27:31 Say something in Punjabi.
27:32 I want to say that happiness is like an addiction.
27:37 And addiction is something that you want to get repeatedly
27:40 and more than before. - Wow!
27:44 Hello. - Hello. One second.
27:46 What is going on here? Who are you?
27:49 I am Wabda's employee.
27:50 You look like a butcher.
27:52 Actually, he is Wabda's employee, gardener
27:57 and sweeper. - Oh!
27:58 When he is at the end, he is an axiom.
28:01 You are talking too much.
28:04 Don't you know that Bishir Neri has come here?
28:06 Neri has a shopper and Bishir too.
28:08 I think Neri is running on your face.
28:12 Mr. Bishir Neri, what have you come here for?
28:15 Sir, this boy is not yours. He is Salim's employee.
28:17 How do you think he is my employee?
28:19 What are you saying about Mr. Salim?
28:21 He is our meter sign.
28:23 You are Wabda. You are a fool.
28:27 Salim, think about it.
28:29 Your son is here to say that your bill has come up to Rs. 2 lakhs.
28:33 What? - What?
28:34 I have given electricity to the entire mall.
28:36 I have fixed the electricity in the house.
28:41 Your bill has come up to Rs. 2 lakhs.
28:43 I will deduct your meter.
28:45 Why will you deduct it? What is the date of the bill?
28:48 It will be five to seven days.
28:49 Why have you come to deduct it earlier?
28:51 I don't want to accumulate the previous deeds.
28:54 Brother, tell me something.
28:56 Why did my friend's bill come up to Rs. 2 lakhs?
28:59 Ask him why he came here.
29:01 Why did he come? - Ask him why he came here.
29:03 Why did he come? - Ask him why he came up to Rs. 2 lakhs.
29:05 Why did he come up to Rs. 2 lakhs?
29:06 He is a beggar. Why did he come here?
29:08 Tell me that. - You tell me.
29:09 Why did you get Rs. 2 lakhs?
29:11 You tell me. - Why did you get Rs. 2 lakhs?
29:12 You have made me mad.
29:14 Take out the bill.
29:15 The bill is with me.
29:17 Show me the bill.
29:18 Sir, there is a dangerous thing. Just a minute.
29:20 How is it dangerous?
29:21 The electricity bill has come up.
29:22 This is a big practice.
29:29 This is a big practice.
29:31 I have got four kebabs from two rotis.
29:33 Okay. The bill is Rs. 2 lakhs.
29:36 Sir, what is Rs. 2 lakhs?
29:38 How many kebabs did you get?
29:40 I got four kebabs.
29:41 You got Rs. 50,000 from four kebabs.
29:44 Let them take it. I will take it.
29:46 Let them take it. Keep it at your home.
29:48 You mean to say that you will not pay the bill
29:51 if I take the house of the kebabs.
29:53 Why is the tax of 80,000 rupees on each person?
29:56 Sir, how can I pay 80,000 rupees?
29:58 How many uncles do you have?
30:00 I have four uncles.
30:01 You have a family system.
30:02 Yes. - Four.
30:03 You have four uncles and four mothers.
30:05 Yes. - That's it.
30:06 You will get a house in Neundra.
30:09 The TV fee is Rs. 35. Why did you charge Rs. 3500 for it?
30:13 Sir, it is Rs. 35.
30:16 Why? - How many kids do you have?
30:19 I have 10-12 kids. - Okay.
30:20 10-12 kids are sitting in front of you.
30:22 Why are you scared?
30:25 The fee is Rs. 35. Will you pay it?
30:27 I have paid Rs. 350 for 10 kids.
30:30 I still don't have Rs. 35.
30:31 Where will the kids who came to watch TV go?
30:35 How do you know if someone has come?
30:36 Sir, I have done the raki.
30:39 Sir, we don't pay the bill. - Yes.
30:41 When he checks the meter, he sees it and then the meter goes off.
30:45 He knows that he won't pay the bill.
30:48 I will go and cut the meter. - Wait. Wait.
30:51 Don't cut the meter. You haven't even got the date.
30:53 How will you get rid of your anger?
30:55 Sir, I will tell you the truth.
30:57 Yes, tell me.
30:58 I will take a lottery from their pocket.
31:05 Okay.
31:06 Didn't you get your election ticket from the pocket?
31:09 That's more like it.
31:12 My ticket is in the pocket.
31:13 I won't vote for him.
31:15 He will cut the meter.
31:16 No. Wait. Wait.
31:18 I will vote for him.
31:20 Just one vote. Give it to him.
31:21 Give him the vote.
31:22 Sir, it's not about one vote.
31:24 I have counted their votes.
31:26 Four are for their uncle. - Okay.
31:28 Four are for their aunt. - Okay.
31:30 Fourteen are for their caste.
31:31 Four are for their religion.
31:33 How many are for their caste? - We will win.
31:35 Mr. Neri, if he doesn't want to vote
31:41 why are you forcing him?
31:43 I am saying this because if I lose this election
31:47 I will cut the entire meter of Neri's house.
31:51 Oh, that's why. Okay.
31:53 Sir, in such elections
31:55 everyone is crazy.
31:58 They have eggs.
32:01 They have shoes.
32:03 They have fairs.
32:04 I will do this.
32:06 You do whatever you want.
32:07 It happened in a place near Sialkot
32:11 where there was a soling and no roads.
32:12 They thought they will vote for the road
32:17 and the soling to be cut.
32:18 It was a local body election.
32:20 A big rascal stood there.
32:23 The people of the locality had thought
32:25 that when he will come here and give a speech
32:28 they will first change the soling into a road
32:32 and then vote for him.
32:33 He will agree.
32:34 He wanted to do his work.
32:36 He started the first meeting
32:40 by saying that he is from the locality
32:42 and he is standing for the local body election.
32:44 If he loses, he will cut the entire soling.
32:48 Oh.
32:49 A few years ago, a man was standing there.
32:51 Shafiq Wada.
32:52 He was standing in front of the Wada.
32:53 He said, "If you don't vote for me, I will cut the soling."
32:58 This is a campaign for the king.
33:00 Don't the rest of the people do it?
33:02 They do it, but they don't tell us.
33:04 Shida Neri, if they vote for you,
33:07 what will you do for them?
33:09 If there is a wire in the locality
33:12 and it is a spark, Shida Neri is responsible for it.
33:15 That's a big thing.
33:17 I will get a 20 rupee tape from my uncle.
33:21 Do something else.
33:22 He doesn't even touch 11 KV.
33:24 Who else will touch it other than Shida Neri?
33:26 He will get the electric meter installed.
33:29 He will get it installed.
33:30 He will get the water meter installed.
33:31 I say, he will get it installed.
33:33 He will get the gas meter installed.
33:34 Gas is my...
33:36 He can't get it installed.
33:37 Okay, run away from here.
33:40 We will vote for the worker only.
33:41 How can I run away?
33:43 Don't make me run away.
33:45 I have submitted a paper in your locality.
33:48 You are standing in my locality?
33:50 Yes.
33:50 I will cut your meter.
33:53 How many localities are you from?
33:54 I am from all the localities.
33:56 Are you a kid?
33:58 MNA or MPA?
34:00 I am from MNA and MPA.
34:02 If you had a little courage,
34:03 you would have killed the senator.
34:05 Our system is so cruel.
34:11 One person can submit his paper for every election.
34:15 MPA and MNA too.
34:17 It's not like that in other countries.
34:19 It's not like that.
34:20 In many places, there are only two seats.
34:22 In England, you can only stand in one seat.
34:25 Look at what's happening.
34:27 You and I are wasting money.
34:29 - Right. - It costs crores of rupees
34:31 - for one election. - Right.
34:32 You have to keep one seat and leave the rest.
34:34 It will cost crores of rupees again.
34:37 If a person stands in all seven localities,
34:39 we will lose our meter.
34:41 One more thing.
34:42 There should be legislation against this.
34:44 There is a person.
34:45 He is a representative
34:47 from our locality.
34:49 - Right. - He knows the problems of the locality.
34:52 He knows the problems of his locality.
34:54 Is it possible?
34:55 Let me say something. For example,
34:57 the localities in Lahore,
34:59 no candidate has seen them.
35:03 - Right. - Never.
35:05 Right.
35:05 They only come out during elections.
35:07 They campaign in special places and come back.
35:10 If a person is standing in four localities,
35:13 can he go around all four localities?
35:16 - Right. - Right.
35:16 This is unfair. This is cruelty.
35:19 Will you try in the whole of Pakistan?
35:21 I will win.
35:22 You are talking about the locality.
35:23 Some leaders are from such cities
35:25 that they don't even know the name of the city.
35:27 If someone is coming to you to vote,
35:29 just ask him,
35:30 forget about the roads,
35:32 you have to go for legislation.
35:33 Right.
35:34 Tell us,
35:36 what is your sense of legislation?
35:38 - This is the thing. - Wow.
35:39 Just tell us this.
35:40 Forget everything.
35:41 Tell us three parts of the constitution.
35:44 Right.
35:44 If you don't know that,
35:46 you have no right to stand.
35:49 I want a system in our country
35:51 that when I get a ballot,
35:54 there should be a section
35:55 that I reject all of them.
35:57 Wow.
35:58 I reject all the candidates.
36:00 I reject all of them.
36:03 You are talking about the fans.
36:05 Yes.
36:05 They are cutting one meter and shutting down thousands of fans.
36:07 You say that you are open everywhere.
36:11 Yes.
36:12 Believe me,
36:13 if you want to say something important,
36:14 you should say it outside.
36:17 This meter is a new one.
36:19 Why?
36:20 It is beating in my heart.
36:22 Mr. Saleem,
36:28 your meter is safe.
36:29 Thank God, my vote is safe.
36:31 And like his banner,
36:32 his bill is fake.
36:34 Fake?
36:34 Yes.
36:35 In this happiness,
36:37 in your voice,
36:38 you have a song.
36:39 It is called, 'Sada Te Dhola Samla'.
36:40 - Yes. - Wow.
36:41 Thank you.
36:43 Wow.
36:44 Sada Te Dhola Samla.
36:46 Yes.
36:47 Sada Te Dhola Changa Pala.
36:48 You sing songs too.
36:52 Yes.
36:53 Mr. Pramod.
36:54 Yes.
36:54 He is a taxi driver too.
36:56 Viewers, this was today's show.
36:58 We will meet you in the next show.
37:00 Take care.
37:02 Goodbye.
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