Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Election Special | Comedy Show | 6th January 2024
Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Election Special | Comedy Show | 6th January 2024
Transcript
00:00 "Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan."
00:02 Hello, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariyaan.
00:05 Friends, today I will tell you where you can get the most expensive biryani plate in the world.
00:11 You must be thinking that it must be a very rich country.
00:14 It must be a Norway-type country.
00:15 It must be America or Japan.
00:17 There must be a rice plate there.
00:18 This is not the case.
00:20 And you must be thinking that how much biryani plate can be in Pakistan?
00:24 2000.
00:25 What can be more than this?
00:26 You are wrong.
00:27 There is a biryani plate worth crores and billions of rupees.
00:31 The plate that voters eat during the elections.
00:36 Each and every bite costs lakhs of rupees.
00:40 There is a tradition that a candidate came to his voter and told him
00:44 to give him 2000 rupees for voting.
00:46 He said, "You keep 2000 rupees.
00:49 Take the money from me but get me a nice donkey."
00:52 When the candidate went to the market to buy a donkey
00:56 and found out that a nice donkey costs 50-60 thousand rupees.
01:00 When he came back, he said that it costs 50-60 thousand rupees.
01:03 The voter replied, "You want to buy me for 2000 rupees
01:08 when you can't even buy a donkey for that much.
01:10 When will we know that our real value is our future?
01:16 If we are getting 2000 rupees in return for voting,
01:19 then if you divide it by 5 years,
01:21 you can destroy your life for a few rupees.
01:25 It's good for you. You are an adult. You vote.
01:27 You sell your children's future for a biryani plate.
01:32 Think about it. Let's start today's show with this.
01:35 Today, we will take you to the locality and see what is going on.
01:39 - Nothing is happening. - Move aside.
01:42 - It's moving. - What happened?
01:44 - There is a lot of money. - Really?
01:48 Look at him. He is tired.
01:51 - He was so tired. - Tell us the story of the money.
01:56 He is tired. He is here.
02:00 First, he will take the number and then he will come.
02:02 - Is there water in the gutter? - No.
02:04 - There must be mud in the gutter. - No.
02:06 - There is dry carpet in the gutter. - Save me.
02:10 - Hold his hand. - No. You hold it.
02:13 I think he is lying here.
02:18 - What happened? - There is no place for him inside.
02:22 - Move aside. They are stopping me. - They are stopping us too.
02:30 They are stopping the gutter from all the way inside.
02:34 Save me. I am dead.
02:36 What should we do?
02:38 - They are following the old people. - I told you to move aside.
02:41 - Hold his hand. - Hold on. I will arrange for the rope.
02:45 - What happened? - Move aside. I will move ahead.
02:50 - Hold his hand. - Come.
02:55 - I am breathing. - Move aside.
03:00 - He will stop wherever you are. - I am dead.
03:05 I told you to move aside.
03:09 - Hold on. - Hold on.
03:14 Come here. Wait a minute.
03:18 I will get the rope.
03:21 - Get up. - What happened?
03:26 - My rope is stuck. I am dead. - I don't know where it is stuck.
03:33 - Hold the rope. - Don't touch the rope.
03:37 - Why? - It is mine.
03:39 - I will get it fixed. - What is your name?
03:43 - My name is Akshara. - What is your age?
03:45 - I am 45. - What do you do?
03:49 - I work at night. - What kind of a scoundrel are you?
03:52 Do you want to cut me from the gutter or give me a marriage proposal?
03:55 Hold on. Give me the rope. I will get the rope.
03:59 My rope is stuck. Get me out.
04:03 - Your rope is stuck? - Yes.
04:05 Then tie the rope to the neck. Why are you tying it to the neck?
04:07 - Who is the widow? - I am the widow.
04:10 My rope is bad. I will get the rope.
04:14 - Get out. - I am getting out.
04:18 - Get the boy out. - Come on.
04:21 - Come on. - He is out.
04:28 - I will get him out. - He is out.
04:33 - He is just like me. - I think it's been a year and a half.
04:37 The people of the locality have not left the water.
04:40 Look at his condition.
04:42 He went to the gutter and the lava came out.
04:45 He is stuck in the five star gutter in front of our anchor.
04:49 Oh, no. Look how much dirt he is getting.
04:54 No, he is a mountain.
04:56 - How much plastic waste is there in your locality? - Wait.
04:59 Look, shoppers are coming out.
05:01 I thought it was his mobile.
05:04 - He was with him. - Wait.
05:07 - If you have to, tie him to the gutter. - You are right.
05:10 Mr. Arun, you must remember that Khaki Covers campaign was going on.
05:14 But again, shoppers are coming out.
05:16 The reason is that you can start any campaign.
05:19 You can put as much effort as you want.
05:21 You can teach people.
05:23 You can tell them.
05:24 Until there are no punishments, there will be no fines.
05:27 There is no use. We do half-hearted work.
05:30 We are half-baked.
05:31 We are holding on to the helmet.
05:35 After a few days, they are already roaming around.
05:37 Until you make a law on a solid basis
05:42 and punishments are not seen,
05:44 there is no use of any campaign.
05:46 This campaign was very expensive for the people.
05:49 - Okay. - Even after buying things worth Rs. 4000,
05:51 the next person asked if I would give them a shopping bag.
05:53 Yes, they sold bags worth Rs. 10 for Rs. 100.
05:57 - They asked me to get a shopper. - You are right.
05:59 They even asked me to get a yogurt seller.
06:01 I said, "Come, I will get you a shopper."
06:03 Mr. Arun, these are milk and yogurt shops.
06:05 They should have given it to the plastic shoppers.
06:08 Otherwise, how would they sell it?
06:09 For that, we have a degradable,
06:11 bio-friendly plastic.
06:15 - Okay. - You can use it.
06:16 You can throw it anywhere.
06:18 It will decompose and go back to the soil.
06:20 It is biodegradable.
06:21 - Sir, I have given him a bed. - Yes.
06:26 It is a gutter bed.
06:27 You are talking too much.
06:32 Sir, if you want a shopper, get him from inside.
06:36 Mr. Arun, this gutter has been our den for the past one and a half years.
06:39 - Okay. - People come and go.
06:41 They are worried.
06:41 Believe me, I don't know how many people come here.
06:44 - Take him out. - Hold him.
06:48 Uncle, you hold him.
06:51 He is a young man.
06:53 Oh, my legs are stuck.
06:55 Oh, I think he is dirty.
06:58 He won't go out even if he breaks his legs.
07:01 He is a young man. He will go out.
07:04 Uncle, why don't you come out?
07:07 Look, the politicians will vote now.
07:09 - Yes. - Everyone will come to our den.
07:11 I am telling you.
07:12 I won't let any politician come here.
07:15 - Why? - He sleeps at home at night.
07:17 - Yes. - He is a bad man.
07:18 - Look. - Okay.
07:19 He is a very bad man.
07:21 - With every city. - Yes.
07:22 With every town. With every district.
07:24 - He ruins everything. - He ruins the walls.
07:27 I have nothing to do with the Noon League.
07:30 - Yes. - He is a bad man.
07:32 - He is not a Noon League. - What?
07:34 He is a member of Jamaat Salamiya.
07:35 This is a people's party.
07:37 This is Tariq-e-Insaaf.
07:38 He is a bad man.
07:40 Why do you like Tariq-e-Insaaf?
07:42 - He is a bad man. - Yes.
07:43 - He is my friend. - Okay.
07:46 He is scolding you.
07:48 Mr. Haroon, we have been coming here for the past two years.
07:52 Since then, they welcome Nazim and Naib.
07:56 Welcome. But they have been punished.
07:59 - They are protesting. - Yes.
08:00 They are protesting that the broken drains
08:02 will not be the only street in Amarpura for 30 years.
08:06 - Oh, God. - I suggest that we should
08:08 - check his pockets first. - Why?
08:11 He is a bad man.
08:13 Mr. Haroon, they are not hospitable.
08:15 - Why? - No one has asked for water.
08:19 What is this? Why are you so late?
08:21 I was coming from work.
08:23 You are late because you are late.
08:26 But you should check once. Are your legs moving?
08:30 Yes, ma'am. But I can't walk.
08:32 Uncle, when we were 12-13 years old, we were not that fast.
08:37 - You were fast even when you were 17. - Yes.
08:39 - What happened last night? - I was coming from work.
08:42 - Okay. - I had six children.
08:44 - Yes. - I was alone.
08:46 - Why? - Where were they?
08:47 - They were in Darjan. - No.
08:48 They ate inside Darjan at night.
08:51 I was afraid that they would eat inside Darjan.
08:56 Such people have a problem.
08:57 They must have thought that if they die inside, they will be wasted.
09:00 Darjan is eating bananas. Are you a grass?
09:04 Why are you eating fruits?
09:07 - I am eating children. - Children live here.
09:09 There are no children here.
09:13 How dare you go there?
09:15 - I will... - I am Lata.
09:17 - I will... - I am Lata. Who pulled you?
09:19 If you notice all this,
09:22 I don't know why, but I think it has a metaphorical value.
09:26 - Like what? - Like...
09:28 Our rulers and politicians
09:31 have a deep-rooted problem.
09:33 - Yes. - Yes.
09:34 The people are trapped in it.
09:36 - Yes. - They can't even leave.
09:38 They are trapped.
09:40 The people are doing their best to help each other.
09:44 - Yes. - Yes.
09:45 And no one is listening.
09:47 Mr. Haroon, the government is watching the drama.
09:50 The fat government.
09:51 How do you think this is a government?
09:53 Our government should never wear these clothes.
09:56 - You should visit their palaces. - Right.
09:58 You should see their wonderful lifestyle.
10:00 But they have an attitude.
10:02 - That's the attitude. - Attitude.
10:03 And look at it.
10:06 Who is the most satisfied?
10:08 The one who says, "A politician knows me."
10:10 Yes.
10:12 The one who is not satisfied,
10:14 he thinks he is a fool.
10:16 Congratulations. Your father said the first thing.
10:20 (Laughs)
10:22 (Applause)
10:24 - Listen. - Yes.
10:25 I am not going anywhere.
10:28 (Laughs)
10:29 - Look at him. - I am looking.
10:32 I think he is trapped.
10:34 (Laughs)
10:35 - We have to save humanity. - Yes.
10:37 - You are saving half of humanity. - How?
10:40 I am inside.
10:41 (Laughs)
10:43 I am trapped. He is pulling my legs.
10:46 There is someone else inside.
10:48 (Laughs)
10:50 Don't worry.
10:51 He is pulling the legs of his partner.
10:53 (Laughs)
10:54 - Straighten the rent. - Yes.
10:56 - You will get 50,000 rupees. - Yes.
10:59 The poor will get the rent.
11:01 (Laughs)
11:01 Straighten the rent.
11:04 Yes.
11:05 - It will be straight. - He is so comfortable.
11:07 - Hold him. - Hello.
11:08 - Yes. - What is happening here?
11:10 He is a stranger. Hello.
11:12 He is not a stranger. He knows me.
11:14 (Laughs)
11:16 You are blind. Can't you see?
11:18 He is trapped.
11:20 He was going to teach me a lesson.
11:23 (Laughs)
11:25 - Yes. - All the instruments are talking.
11:29 I am not responsible for all the accidents.
11:31 (Laughs)
11:33 I mean if someone is trapped
11:36 he should have told me not to use the tap,
11:38 not to wash the utensils and clothes.
11:40 The water was hot. I thought he was a fool.
11:42 (Laughs)
11:43 - Were you washing the utensils? - Yes.
11:45 How do you know?
11:46 Sir, I have such a bone.
11:48 (Laughs)
11:49 He is trapped in the gutter.
11:51 - Yes. - He is silent.
11:52 - He has opened a shop in the morning. - Yes.
11:54 He has bought a kilo of curd.
11:57 (Laughs)
11:58 He is not ready.
12:00 He is a customer.
12:02 (Laughs)
12:03 Sir, he is a customer.
12:05 He is not used to using the tap.
12:07 - Sir, I have taken a bath. - No.
12:10 No one will bathe.
12:11 (Laughs)
12:12 No.
12:12 You don't bathe.
12:13 - Will the pool have a bath? - No.
12:15 - Anyway. - No one will bathe.
12:17 - He is a liar. - Yes.
12:19 - The water will come. - Sir, don't do it.
12:20 - He will break his face. - Look at him.
12:23 - Why? - He thinks he is a fool.
12:25 (Laughs)
12:26 Look, the gutter is not working.
12:28 No one comes here.
12:30 Sister, I came. Tell me what is the problem?
12:32 (Laughs)
12:34 - Look at him. - Yes.
12:36 He has pulled the rope. He is starting the generator.
12:38 (Laughs)
12:39 - Don't do it. - Leave the rope.
12:41 Let him wear it. He will get a tail.
12:42 (Laughs)
12:43 - Sir. - He thinks my son is a thief.
12:48 Welcome.
12:51 Are you happy? Are you able to do all the work?
12:53 Yes. We are happy.
12:54 We are not able to do the work of the one we have trapped.
12:56 What work do you have?
12:57 The poor man was trapped in the gutter.
12:59 He didn't want to bathe.
13:00 He left the place.
13:02 No one came here.
13:03 No one asked him.
13:04 Be happy. Be happy.
13:06 - What should I be happy about? - Congratulations.
13:09 What are you congratulating me for?
13:10 Your gutter is working.
13:12 I want to bathe.
13:13 It is amazing.
13:14 I mean your gutter is working.
13:17 Are you going to tie me up?
13:19 Your gutter is working.
13:21 Am I a gutter?
13:23 Listen to me.
13:24 Your gutter is working.
13:26 You are talking.
13:27 You are not a queen.
13:30 (Laughs)
13:31 Look, the flower seller has come.
13:32 There is no problem.
13:34 - Tie him up. - Okay.
13:36 Give me the rope.
13:37 Come inside. I want to tie him up.
13:39 Let me tie him up.
13:42 (Laughs)
13:43 What are you doing?
13:44 I can't go inside.
13:47 Where are you going?
13:48 - Why are you going out? - Inside.
13:50 How can I stay inside?
13:51 You are trapped inside.
13:53 Do something about him.
13:54 He is stuck inside.
13:56 Put everyone inside.
13:57 Do something about him.
13:59 Because it is important to tie him up in the next five minutes.
14:02 Otherwise, he will be left without a gutter.
14:05 - Yes. - Sir, Mr. Mian.
14:06 What Mr. Mian?
14:07 Mr. Mian is coming here to support his candidate.
14:11 Mr. Mian is coming to tie him up?
14:14 - Yes. - Yes.
14:14 Everyone has a plan.
14:16 - What? - You will start this plan.
14:19 - This is not a small thing. - Then?
14:21 One gutter will be filled with bricks.
14:23 - Will there be a gutter here? - Obviously.
14:25 (Laughs)
14:26 I think there will be a gutter here.
14:31 If Mr. Mian is coming to fill the gutter..
14:34 - Yes. - ..then Mr. Mian will come.
14:36 - Yes. - Come on.
14:39 (Helicopter whirring)
14:42 - Put him inside. - Come on.
14:43 - Mr. Mian is here. - He is here.
14:45 - Come on. - He is here.
14:47 Mr. Mian is here.
14:48 Keep him inside.
14:51 Wait. Let me tie him up.
14:53 Let me tie him up.
14:55 Sir, Raj will not come.
14:57 He will die.
14:59 - He is half dead. - Yes.
15:01 - Mr. Mian! - He is alive.
15:03 - Mr. Mian! - He is alive.
15:05 - Mr. Mian! - He is alive.
15:07 - Greetings, Mr. Mian. - Greetings.
15:09 - Greetings. - What are you saying?
15:13 I will not spare anyone.
15:15 I will put a lid on the entire gutter.
15:19 Do one thing. Keep putting the lid.
15:21 I am putting it.
15:22 Do one thing. Keep putting the lid.
15:25 And..
15:26 - Keep putting the lid. - Mr. Mian's..
15:28 - ..name will be changed. - ..lid of the gutter..
15:30 - ..will be changed. - ..will be changed.
15:31 Yes.
15:33 Mr. Mian, you have changed Lahore's map.
15:36 Look, Lahore is looking so beautiful.
15:39 What are you saying? You are a prince.
15:42 Is this your village?
15:44 No, Mr. Mian. This is my village.
15:45 - Go back. - Go back.
15:47 Mr. Mian, do something about me.
15:51 Keep quiet. Keep quiet.
15:52 I am doing something about you.
15:53 - Mr. Arun. - Yes.
15:54 I will cut all the gutters in Lahore.
15:58 - No. - I don't want to cut the gutters.
16:00 Cut me out.
16:01 If you want to cut the gutters, you can cut them wherever you want.
16:05 Look, Mr. Arun.
16:06 You are putting a lid on our work.
16:10 - Mr. Mian's name. - Will be changed.
16:11 - Mr. Mian's lid. - Will be changed.
16:13 Will be changed.
16:15 Mr. Mian.
16:18 He has changed everything.
16:19 He is giving all the witnesses a lid.
16:21 Mr. Mian, I am Akhtar, the lid.
16:25 One minute. One minute.
16:26 Mr. Arun, listen.
16:27 The lid is calling me again.
16:29 And the lid has changed its name to Akhtar.
16:31 Mr. Mian, I am Shadab's son.
16:35 Hey, Shadab is a big lid in your village.
16:39 - Oh, God. - Mr. Mian.
16:42 He is coming in your fear.
16:45 A man was trapped in the gutter.
16:47 The lid is fixed on him.
16:49 - A man is trapped in it? - Yes.
16:51 What are you saying?
16:52 You fools.
16:54 - What have you done? - Yes.
16:56 Now he has explained to him.
16:57 When this man will come out,
16:59 he will lift the lid on me.
17:03 Now do one thing.
17:04 Do one thing.
17:05 Lock this lid.
17:06 - Mr. Mian. - He has changed.
17:08 - Break the lid. - He has changed.
17:10 He has changed.
17:12 - Bring the lock. - I will bring it.
17:13 - Lock. - Bring it quickly.
17:14 Bring the lock.
17:15 Mr. Mian, you have locked it a lot.
17:17 Lock it. Lock it.
17:19 What are you doing here?
17:20 I am the owner.
17:22 You look very handsome.
17:23 Where have you come from?
17:24 I am from here.
17:26 - You have a lion on your chest. - Yes.
17:28 I feel like giving him a kiss.
17:31 Press it.
17:32 - Wow. - He has done it.
17:34 He has done it.
17:35 Mr. Mian, if you allow me.
17:37 Yes.
17:38 I will bring the lock outside and give the key to this man.
17:40 [LAUGHING]
17:42 Ladies and gentlemen, there is a small break.
17:47 Don't go anywhere. We will meet after the break.
17:49 "Don't go alone."
17:53 "Leaving your arms."
17:57 "Without you."
18:00 "What will we live?"
18:03 Mr. Mian, you are lost.
18:04 [LAUGHING]
18:06 Mian is dancing.
18:08 [APPLAUSE]
18:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
18:11 Welcome back, viewers.
18:19 Mr. Mian has come to us during the break.
18:21 He has brought the victim Malangi with him.
18:23 Let's ask him what he has brought her for.
18:25 - Greetings. - Greetings.
18:27 You speak properly.
18:28 [LAUGHING]
18:29 Why have you brought the artist with you?
18:32 I have brought my mother.
18:33 - Mr. Mian is... - No.
18:35 I am asking him, not the artist.
18:37 He is a great artist.
18:38 [LAUGHING]
18:40 Mr. Mian, why have you brought the victim Malangi with you?
18:43 I love my people.
18:46 - He is your people. - He is my people's artist.
18:48 - Okay. - I love art.
18:50 Come here.
18:52 Mr. Mian, we have seen that you love art.
18:55 You sing as well.
18:56 No. I sing well.
18:58 Okay. We will listen to a Ghazal from you someday.
19:01 [LAUGHING]
19:02 How are you, victim?
19:03 I am thankful to God that Mr. Mian has brought me here.
19:07 - Yes. - I make songs for the political parties.
19:09 - I see. - The ones that create a ruckus.
19:12 - Wow. - Look, art is not for one party.
19:16 - Everyone loves art. - Yes.
19:17 - The one who can sing. - I...
19:19 I mean, it is not for one party.
19:21 - Yes. Everyone loves me. - Yes.
19:24 Keep in mind that art is not only for singing.
19:27 [LAUGHING]
19:29 - No. - The one who can't sing.
19:32 [LAUGHING]
19:33 - Have you gone deaf? - No.
19:35 - He knows what he is saying. - Mr. Muzloom, what have you brought?
19:39 I have brought long boots for Mr. Mian.
19:41 [LAUGHING]
19:42 - I have brought his hat. - Okay.
19:44 I have brought a sari. He is going to cast a spell.
19:46 [LAUGHING]
19:47 - I have made his song. - Really?
19:49 - Sing it. - Yes.
19:51 - Yes, Jotji. - What are you saying?
19:53 My name is Shehbaz Sharif.
19:55 [GASPS]
19:56 His name is Jotji.
19:57 [LAUGHING]
19:59 - What else will you dress up? - What?
20:00 - The one who is wearing a veil. - Yes.
20:01 He looks like a mouse.
20:03 [LAUGHING]
20:04 He has got a shirt as thin as he was booked eight days ago.
20:08 [LAUGHING]
20:09 - I have presented this. - Yes, tell us.
20:12 "Someone has changed."
20:14 - Yes. - Wow.
20:17 "Someone has changed."
20:20 What?
20:21 [LAUGHING]
20:22 Come forward.
20:23 "Someone has changed."
20:25 - Wow. - Wow.
20:27 - Wow. - Wow.
20:28 - Someone has changed. - Get some towels from the room.
20:30 I am going to fart.
20:31 [LAUGHING]
20:32 [APPLAUSE]
20:35 - "Someone has changed." - Wow.
20:36 - Wow. - Wow.
20:37 Sir, he has changed.
20:38 - No, he has got a change. - What?
20:39 - What? - Sir.
20:41 - Yes. - He has got a change.
20:42 [LAUGHING]
20:44 - He has got a change. - I have got a change.
20:46 I am not as disgusting as your dancer.
20:48 [LAUGHING]
20:49 "Someone has changed."
20:51 Wow.
20:52 "In the garden of the television."
20:55 "Look, Bulawal has come."
20:57 [LAUGHING]
20:58 What are you saying?
20:59 Bulawal is not from our party.
21:01 [LAUGHING]
21:02 "Someone has changed."
21:04 - I was saying.. - What?
21:06 - I was saying.. - You are hitting me.
21:08 [LAUGHING]
21:09 "Someone has changed."
21:11 Wow.
21:12 "To spread happiness in the world."
21:14 "My husband has come from London."
21:16 - Wow. - Wow.
21:18 - Wow. - Wow.
21:20 - Wow. - He is so happy.
21:22 - Yes. - Apologize to him.
21:23 [LAUGHING]
21:25 Sir, I think he is a fool.
21:27 He is a fool after hearing Bulawal's name.
21:29 He is a fool.
21:30 "The music of my husband is playing."
21:33 "The colors are getting mixed."
21:36 "Bring the peacock."
21:38 [LAUGHING]
21:39 He is a fool.
21:40 "Bring the peacock."
21:41 [LAUGHING]
21:43 "Bring the peacock."
21:45 "The music of my husband is playing."
21:46 Come on.
21:48 "The music of my husband is playing."
21:49 - Wow. - Come on.
21:51 "Bring the peacock."
21:52 "Bring the peacock."
21:53 "Bring the peacock."
21:55 - "Bring the peacock." - Stop it.
21:57 Stop it.
21:58 He has tied the first knot of the wheel.
22:00 [LAUGHING]
22:01 He has a good sense of tying knots.
22:04 Like I am tying a knot.
22:06 Sing a song from another party.
22:07 - Another party? - Yes.
22:08 Sing a song from Istaqam.
22:09 You sing that.
22:11 [LAUGHING]
22:12 Sing a song from Teerveer.
22:13 "Be a beautiful diamond."
22:15 - Wow. - Yes.
22:17 "And you will get a stamp."
22:19 "Where there is a mark of an arrow."
22:21 Wow.
22:23 We don't have a mark of an arrow.
22:24 How much money did you give him for singing?
22:27 I have to sing a song for him.
22:29 [LAUGHING]
22:31 [APPLAUSE]
22:33 I have become so rich that I can make you dance.
22:36 I will make you dance.
22:38 [LAUGHING]
22:39 You have to pay me.
22:40 You are always doing the same.
22:42 [LAUGHING]
22:43 Okay, tell us a song.
22:45 "I fell in love with a beautiful lady."
22:49 Okay, this is wrong.
22:51 [LAUGHING]
22:52 "I fell in love with a beautiful lady."
22:56 Wow.
22:57 [LAUGHING]
22:58 [APPLAUSE]
23:01 "The beautiful scenery of Kashmir."
23:05 You have gone there too.
23:07 [LAUGHING]
23:08 Go ahead.
23:09 [LAUGHING]
23:10 "A beautiful lady.."
23:12 Sing that.
23:13 [LAUGHING]
23:14 Muzzoom, sing a nice song.
23:17 And dance to it.
23:19 No, sir. I don't want to dance.
23:21 I am sure that Mr. Mian will dance.
23:22 No, I am talking about your student.
23:25 Sir, it's the election day.
23:26 Mr. Mian will dance and also show us how to dance.
23:28 [LAUGHING]
23:30 Everyone is standing for the election.
23:32 -He will show us how to dance. -He will show us how to dance.
23:34 [LAUGHING]
23:36 -Sing something. -Okay.
23:37 "The eyes of the heart are restless."
23:41 Wow.
23:43 "The eyes of the heart are restless."
23:47 "The Lord is seen in them."
23:50 "We are seen everywhere."
23:53 Turn around.
23:54 Turn around.
23:55 [LAUGHING]
23:57 Turn around.
23:58 "The eyes of the heart are restless."
24:01 Yes. That's it.
24:03 "The Lord is seen in them."
24:04 "We are seen everywhere."
24:06 Turn around.
24:08 [LAUGHING]
24:10 "The eyes of the heart are restless."
24:11 Turn around.
24:13 "The eyes of the heart are restless."
24:16 Turn around.
24:17 [LAUGHING]
24:19 Speed. Speed.
24:21 Turn around.
24:22 [LAUGHING]
24:24 Wow.
24:26 [LAUGHING]
24:27 Turn around.
24:29 [LAUGHING]
24:31 He is my dancer. He will surely turn around.
24:33 [LAUGHING]
24:37 I don't turn around so easily that I can lose him.
24:40 [LAUGHING]
24:41 Mr. Mian, look at this boy. He is tired.
24:44 Wake him up.
24:45 [LAUGHING]
24:46 Mr. Mian, if you wake up, all the votes are yours.
24:49 I accept everything for the sake of the people.
24:52 Sing whatever you like, Mr. Mian.
24:55 "Don't go alone."
24:58 "Leaving your arms."
25:02 "Without you."
25:05 "What will we live?"
25:07 Mr. Mian, turn around.
25:09 [LAUGHING]
25:11 Mr. Mian is dancing.
25:12 Break.
25:13 Wait. Wait.
25:15 -Saleem. -Saleem.
25:16 You are a break. You will get it after the break.
25:18 "By the next turn, the public will forget."
25:21 "That your vote is only for use, you fool."
25:24 -Wow. -The election year has come.
25:26 The election year has come, you fool.
25:28 -Wow. -Wow.
25:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
25:33 Welcome back, viewers.
25:34 -Yes, Irza. -Mr. Haroon, I am surprised.
25:37 -Why? -Mr. Agha is also feeling cold today.
25:40 You have got new jackets these days.
25:43 -I don't get ready-made ones. -Okay.
25:46 -I get them stitched. -Okay.
25:47 I get them stitched inside.
25:49 -With my body. -It has a logo.
25:51 Show it.
25:53 Mubeen Tent Service.
25:54 Mubeen.
25:56 [LAUGHING]
25:57 There is no space here. I have kept the bamboo outside.
26:00 [LAUGHING]
26:01 You get a full set. Two rivers, a pond and a river.
26:03 [LAUGHING]
26:05 Mr. Agha, if you go to a tailor,
26:07 he will ask you how many people you have.
26:08 [LAUGHING]
26:10 If you go to this world, he will ask you to keep your clothes here.
26:13 Yes.
26:14 If you go to anyone, he will ask you to measure your height.
26:17 I will measure your height.
26:18 [LAUGHING]
26:19 -Let's go to the audience. -Yes, let's go to the audience.
26:21 -Yes. -Yes, let's go.
26:22 Irza, you should also guide him.
26:24 [LAUGHING]
26:26 -And our singer, Maana. -Yes.
26:28 She is like a cat from the UK.
26:29 [LAUGHING]
26:33 Yes, audience.
26:35 -Greetings. -Wow.
26:36 My name is Mubara. I want to sing a song for you.
26:40 Sing it, dear.
26:41 [SINGING IN HINDI]
26:46 [SINGING IN HINDI]
26:51 [SINGING IN HINDI]
26:56 [SINGING IN HINDI]
27:01 [SINGING IN HINDI]
27:06 [SINGING IN HINDI]
27:11 [SINGING IN HINDI]
27:16 [SINGING IN HINDI]
27:21 -Very good. -Wow.
27:23 [APPLAUSE]
27:25 -Next. -Greetings.
27:26 My name is Ali Hamza.
27:27 I want to sing a song for Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan.
27:30 -Wow. -I told you that I want to sing a song for Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan.
27:34 [LAUGHING]
27:34 If you don't say it, I will take my manchur with me.
27:38 [LAUGHING]
27:39 -Sing it. -You are a stay-at-home dad.
27:41 You don't tell anyone.
27:42 [LAUGHING]
27:44 [SINGING IN HINDI]
27:49 [SINGING IN HINDI]
27:57 [SINGING IN HINDI]
28:04 [SINGING IN HINDI]
28:12 [SINGING IN HINDI]
28:17 Thank you.
28:18 [APPLAUSE]
28:19 [SPEAKING HINDI]
28:24 [LAUGHING]
28:25 [SPEAKING HINDI]
28:27 [SPEAKING HINDI]
28:29 [LAUGHING]
28:31 [SPEAKING HINDI]
28:34 [LAUGHING]
28:35 [SPEAKING HINDI]
28:37 -What? -I was about to sing a song for Nusrat.
28:39 I made Nusrat do it.
28:40 [LAUGHING]
28:41 [SPEAKING HINDI]
28:44 -Yes. -Sing it in my heart.
28:46 [LAUGHING]
28:48 Who is next?
28:50 -Greetings. -Greetings.
28:51 -My name is Arsalan. -Yes.
28:53 I want to be a poet.
28:54 -You want to be a poet? -Yes.
28:55 -Wow. -I will say it before you.
28:57 -Poet. -Wow.
28:59 -I want to sing poetry. -Poetry.
29:01 -Wow. -Thank you.
29:02 I have joined myself to you and left everything to God.
29:05 -Wow. -Wow.
29:07 [APPLAUSE]
29:09 -The speed he is in... -Yes.
29:11 -It seems like he is running behind the pace. -How?
29:13 He is joining himself to him.
29:14 [LAUGHING]
29:16 -I have saved my entire life. -How?
29:19 I can even get a third degree from a raw egg.
29:21 [LAUGHING]
29:22 It is possible to get a third degree from a raw egg.
29:24 What is the big deal in it?
29:25 -I am not from a cooked egg. -You can get it from a cooked egg.
29:28 -Yes. -How will you get it?
29:29 [LAUGHING]
29:29 You can get it from a raw egg or a cooked egg.
29:32 Now, how will you get a third degree egg?
29:34 [LAUGHING]
29:35 I will get a third degree from an omelet.
29:37 -Wow. -Wow.
29:40 -He is a genius. -He is a genius.
29:42 Mr. Agha, I was asking what is Ali's wish that he beats you?
29:45 [LAUGHING]
29:46 -Next. -Greetings.
29:48 -Greetings. -My name is Mahnoor.
29:50 -Yes. -I want to recite a poetry.
29:52 Yes, recite it.
29:53 [RECITES POETRY]
30:01 [ALL APPLAUDING]
30:02 -Wow. -Wow.
30:05 -Very good. -Very good.
30:06 -Very good. -Very good.
30:09 [RECITES POETRY]
30:13 Very good, son. Very good.
30:14 -Very good. -What did you do with my loan?
30:17 [ALL LAUGHING]
30:19 -Yes. -Greetings.
30:20 -Greetings. -My name is Mohammad Izzuan.
30:22 -Okay. -Sir, I want to recite a poetry.
30:24 Go ahead.
30:26 -Recite it. -I forgot.
30:28 [ALL LAUGHING]
30:29 No, you recite it.
30:31 [RECITES POETRY]
30:41 -Wow. -Wow.
30:45 What does it mean?
30:46 [ALL LAUGHING]
30:48 Sir, when you see my parade, you'll see a woman on a wagon.
30:52 -Why? -When I get off the wagon,
30:54 I see a pair of shoes.
30:55 [ALL LAUGHING]
30:59 -Yes. -Greetings.
31:01 -Greetings. -My name is Hadiya.
31:03 -My question is for you and Mr. Danish. -Okay.
31:06 Sir, looking at the current situation of our country,
31:09 it seems that our country is following the rule of 'Might is Right'.
31:12 -Yes. -So, is there still hope for youngsters like us?
31:16 I would like to hear your answer first.
31:18 The word 'hope' is that hope should always be there.
31:22 So, there is hope and we should keep it.
31:25 I would like to request you.
31:27 You must have seen that a man says
31:30 that when someone misbehaves with me, I can't tolerate it.
31:34 So, you have to tolerate misbehaviour.
31:37 And when someone says that I lie, I feel bad when someone lies.
31:41 So, you have to be patient.
31:43 So, if everything is going well,
31:45 then what is there to hope for?
31:48 And if you look at the history of the world,
31:53 all the great people have come up with great difficulty.
31:58 If you want to have hope,
32:00 you have to remember that if you are honest,
32:04 you are right and if you are standing on the right path,
32:07 then God is standing with you.
32:08 There was a time when Muslims were being oppressed in the world.
32:15 But it was so much that it seemed that no Muslim would remain in the world.
32:18 When the Tatars had killed all the Muslims,
32:22 and it so happened that God made the Tatars Muslims.
32:27 On which Allah said,
32:29 "The story of Yorish-e-Tatar,
32:31 "and the story of the Qaaba and Sanam Khan."
32:34 Wow!
32:35 Wow!
32:35 It happens sometimes.
32:37 What have you brought for us regarding the current situation?
32:42 I would like to give you some more examples regarding the election.
32:46 Go ahead.
32:47 "There is no drum, but it is the same Surtal, you fool."
32:51 "There is no drum, but it is the same Surtal, you fool."
32:54 "The year of election has come, and it is the year of election, you fool."
32:57 Wow!
32:59 "And the republicans will now show you how to do their duty."
33:02 Wow!
33:03 "They will now fire cannons to see the republicans."
33:06 Wow!
33:07 "They will bring the land together with the sky in welcome."
33:09 "They will sweep the land with the help of the leader."
33:12 Wow!
33:13 "They will hug everyone and smile."
33:16 "They will do the chaplusi and will press their knees."
33:19 Wow!
33:19 "They will die, but they will do this."
33:22 "They will do the drama and will do their dung."
33:25 "Then by the next turn, they will forget the public."
33:28 "That your vote is only used, you fool."
33:31 Wow!
33:31 "The year of election has come, and it is the year of election, you fool."
33:35 Wow!
33:35 Wow!
33:37 "And sometimes they were lost in the meetings."
33:42 Wow! Absolutely right.
33:43 "Where were all the leaders lost for the last five years?"
33:46 Wow!
33:47 "Suddenly, love has awakened in the hearts of the people."
33:50 Wow!
33:51 "Otherwise, they were hidden like a mouse in a well."
33:54 Wow!
33:54 "They have looted from every party and have come out victorious."
33:57 Wow!
33:59 "They have looted from every party and have come out victorious."
34:03 "They have drowned here and there."
34:05 "They have drowned here and there."
34:06 Wow!
34:07 Wow!
34:09 Amazing!
34:11 "And they are hunters from the generations."
34:13 "They are the trap laid by the fools."
34:15 "The year of election has come."
34:17 "The year of election has come, you fools."
34:19 Wow!
34:20 "And they are the same sesame seeds, all these lovely ones."
34:23 "Save oil in which sesame seed."
34:25 Wow!
34:26 "They come to run new films from London."
34:29 Wow!
34:31 "And this is how their drama is published."
34:34 Wow!
34:35 "All the sickness is gone in the days of election."
34:38 Wow!
34:39 "And I swear, when they get selected in the elections."
34:43 Wow!
34:43 "Nargis stays on Benuri for thousands of years."
34:46 Wow!
34:48 Wow!
34:49 Amazing!
34:50 Amazing!
34:51 Amazing, sir!
34:51 Amazing, Dr. Rao!
34:52 Amazing!
34:53 "Their youth is full of energy."
34:56 Wow!
34:56 "No one among them should cast an evil eye on you."
34:59 Wow!
35:00 "Until they are there, understand that this country is in a bad state, you fools."
35:04 Wow!
35:05 "The year of election has come."
35:06 "The year of election has come, you fools."
35:08 Wow!
35:09 Amazing!
35:10 Amazing!
35:11 Viewers, this was today's show.
35:12 We will meet you in the next show.
35:14 Take care of yourselves.
35:16 Goodbye!
35:17 ♪ Hoshi yaariya, hoshi yaariya ♪