Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | Election Special | 27th January 2024
Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | Election Special | 27th January 2024
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00:00 "O' Smart Ones"
00:03 Hello, viewers. I'm Haroon Rafiq and you're watching "O' Smart Ones".
00:06 History is a witness that revolutions are always full of life.
00:10 Poets and writers filled it with their writings.
00:13 Words cut off the thoughts.
00:17 Your new thoughts and ideas give birth to them.
00:21 This is the cocoon from which all the nations and nations
00:25 filled a new soul and passion and moved forward.
00:29 Whether it's the revolutionary poetry of Iqbal,
00:31 the reformist poetry of Hali or the juristic style of Akbar Al-Abadi,
00:35 all of them played a prominent role in awakening consciousness.
00:39 People like Faiz Ahmed Faiz who in a romantic style
00:42 beautifully observed the reality.
00:45 People like Ahmed Faraz who were representatives of love
00:48 but in the process of speaking the truth,
00:50 they also went through a lot of hardship but kept speaking the truth.
00:54 Today, we have also organized a gathering to awaken consciousness.
00:58 The style of this gathering is elegant
01:01 but our goal, our thoughts, our determination,
01:05 our resolve is awareness and truth.
01:08 Please welcome with us in a round of applause,
01:12 Mr. Zahid Fakhri.
01:14 He is accompanied by Dr. Tahir Shaheer.
01:19 And he is accompanied by Ali Dar.
01:27 And to my right, we have all of them.
01:30 What do you mean by all of them?
01:32 Please introduce us.
01:33 You charge for this work.
01:36 My name is Nasreen Shakir.
01:39 Nasreen Shakir.
01:40 My full name is Nasreen Shakir Nasabir.
01:44 And to my right, I would like to welcome Gorakh Bharvi.
01:51 Gorakh Bharvi, we know who you are.
01:54 Who is to your left?
01:56 To my right.
01:58 Please tell us your name.
02:01 You can call me by any name you want.
02:02 His name is 'You can call me by any name you want'.
02:05 And next to him, I would like to introduce him.
02:10 He is Mr. Hasanain Ahmed.
02:11 The rest of them are fine.
02:14 You are a poet.
02:17 What do you mean by fine?
02:18 I just remembered that these two gentlemen are for sale.
02:22 First of all, I am eager to hear.
02:26 So I would like to invite Mr. Zahid Fakhri
02:30 to tell us about elections and politics.
02:36 The filmy times have come.
02:38 Wow!
02:40 Wow!
02:43 The stories have come to light.
02:45 Wow!
02:49 Not only are there no problems in movies,
02:52 but there are problems in politics as well.
02:54 Wow!
02:58 One day, you will become the PM of the country.
03:00 Wow!
03:01 You will have to put on a 'Lare'.
03:02 Wow!
03:06 In his hands, a packet of cigarettes.
03:09 Wow!
03:09 In his mouth, a yellow leafy betel leaf.
03:11 Wow!
03:12 His eyes are blind.
03:15 This is the identity of a leader.
03:17 Very good.
03:18 A land cruiser worth 1.5 crores.
03:19 Wow!
03:20 Pate Khan is sitting inside.
03:22 Wow!
03:23 Look at my poor country.
03:25 How many poor politicians.
03:26 Wow!
03:29 Very good.
03:30 For me, there is only one festival in a year.
03:35 Eid-e-Qurban.
03:36 Wow!
03:37 For them, every day is Eid.
03:38 They eat a lot of food.
03:41 Wow!
03:41 And for 70 years, they have been hearing the same slogan.
03:46 Wow!
03:47 Make me the ruler.
03:48 I will give you food, clothes and more.
03:51 Wow!
03:53 Sorry.
03:54 And they are watching 'Roz-e-Azal'.
03:57 Wow!
03:57 My life is like a movie.
03:59 Wow!
04:01 The way Reema plays the drums.
04:03 Gabrushan beats the drums.
04:05 Wow!
04:07 And they don't get the bread.
04:10 Wow!
04:11 You are asking for fresh bread.
04:13 Wow!
04:17 This is very good.
04:17 They don't get the bread.
04:19 You are asking for fresh bread.
04:20 Wow!
04:21 And all the people who eat it are Pakistanis.
04:25 Wow!
04:29 The last line is, "Eat it, swear on its love."
04:33 Wow!
04:34 "Every moment, every moment."
04:37 Wow!
04:38 "I have finally done it."
04:40 "Pride is the work of gold."
04:43 Wow!
04:46 Very good.
04:47 Very good.
04:48 Very good.
04:49 Very good.
04:50 It was fun.
04:51 Now our next poet is Gaur Akbar.
04:54 Wow!
04:57 I would like to say that with the permission of my senior poet.
05:00 Wow!
05:01 Read it.
05:02 You were not talking.
05:05 "They are useful only in the times of elections."
05:08 Wow!
05:11 "There is some intoxication in the minced bread."
05:14 Wow!
05:16 Very good.
05:18 "I abuse them for five years."
05:22 Wow!
05:23 "I abuse them for five years."
05:27 Wow!
05:28 "And then I send them back to the animals."
05:32 Wow!
05:35 "They like only one welcome."
05:39 Wow!
05:40 "Honey gives them honey."
05:44 Wow!
05:45 "I have been their slave for three generations."
05:48 Wow!
05:51 "This is their family's rule."
05:53 Wow!
05:56 "Their business is spread from the first day."
06:00 Wow!
06:01 "Some money is in the plates and some in the factories."
06:04 Wow!
06:06 What a great uselessness.
06:08 Thank you very much.
06:09 What is uselessness?
06:10 Bharvi.
06:12 "There is only one story of political leaders."
06:16 Wow!
06:16 "They are in their own world and the nation is in their own tests."
06:20 Wow!
06:22 Wow!
06:24 What do you have to say, Shardvi?
06:26 Very good.
06:27 What, Shardvi?
06:29 It's Bharvi.
06:30 After listening to such a great poetry
06:33 I would like to invite Mr. Hasnain who has a little respect.
06:39 Mr. Hasnain Amo. Wow!
06:41 Wow!
06:43 Yes, Mr. Tahir.
06:44 "Don't ask me for my beloved."
06:53 "I thought the breeze would smell like the river."
07:01 Wow!
07:05 "The breeze would smell like the fresh flowers."
07:13 Wow!
07:14 "Sometimes it would be like a juice."
07:22 Wow!
07:24 "It would be like a hard work to feed the nation."
07:32 Wow!
07:34 "I didn't see anything till now."
07:42 "I am filled with the thoughts of the fish."
07:48 Wow!
07:51 "There is no brightness in your gathering."
07:59 Wow!
08:00 "There is no dance, no song, no music."
08:07 Wow! Very good.
08:09 "The name of the stranger is spreading in the gathering."
08:18 Wow!
08:20 "The thoughts of the heart are mixed."
08:28 "It returns to the other side."
08:36 Wow!
08:37 "I still wish for your name."
08:43 Wow!
08:46 "The gathering before me is my beloved."
08:53 Wow!
08:55 Very good.
08:56 Very good.
08:58 All the dishes you have told us are very poetic.
09:03 After listening to so many dishes, our next contestant is
09:08 Mr. Salan Balan.
09:09 Wow!
09:11 Where is this contestant from?
09:12 He is a poet.
09:14 Poet.
09:15 Tell us.
09:16 First of all, I would like to greet the audience.
09:18 Hello.
09:20 Hello.
09:21 I have decided to translate a poem.
09:24 Please do it.
09:25 "Don't think about anyone else."
09:27 Wow!
09:27 "Don't think about anyone else."
09:29 "Just give me a chance."
09:31 Wow!
09:33 "I am the best candidate to fill the stomach of the treasure."
09:37 Wow!
09:40 "I am going to sell, I am going to bow."
09:42 "I am not going to stop at the signs."
09:43 Wow!
09:46 Amazing.
09:47 "I am a fraud, I am a gambler, I am a thief, I am a disease."
09:50 Wow!
09:52 "No one is capable, no one is worthy."
09:53 "I am illiterate, I am illiterate."
09:55 Wow!
09:57 "My shop is my livelihood."
09:59 "The story of the rich."
10:00 Wow!
10:01 "This family business is mine."
10:03 "My grandfather was a thief too."
10:04 Wow!
10:07 You are admitting it yourself.
10:08 Look at the glow on his face.
10:10 "I always do my work properly."
10:13 Wow!
10:14 "My brothers are also thieves."
10:15 Wow!
10:17 Wow!
10:19 All of you brothers do this.
10:24 After this great gathering, I would like to invite
10:27 Thank you very much.
10:28 My dear, my very dear,
10:31 my dear,
10:32 Dr. Tahir Shaheer.
10:34 Wow!
10:36 Wow!
10:38 "The election season has arrived."
10:41 Wow!
10:42 "The market is again in full swing."
10:43 Wow!
10:46 "The fights on the tickets, the cries of the people."
10:48 Wow!
10:49 "The wrestlers came and fought among themselves."
10:51 Wow!
10:52 "Someone put a chain around the chain."
10:54 Wow!
10:55 "That you can't get a seat now."
10:57 Wow!
10:57 "When the price was set, the seat was put at a price."
11:00 Wow!
11:03 "But the same verse was published in the media."
11:05 Wow!
11:06 "The market is again in full swing."
11:09 "And these fake politics are fake."
11:11 "They are rogues."
11:14 Wow!
11:17 Very good.
11:19 "The lotus flowers are colored in the colors of loyalty."
11:21 Wow!
11:22 "All the naked people are in the government's bath."
11:25 Wow!
11:26 "The hope of the individual is associated with the dead."
11:28 Wow!
11:29 "So that the veil of the dead remains the veil of the living."
11:32 Wow!
11:35 "The market is again in full swing."
11:36 The boy is praying, so the speech is getting better.
11:38 Wow!
11:40 "Which was published in the press six months ago."
11:42 Wow!
11:44 "Now it is a senior editor."
11:46 Wow!
11:48 "There is no one other than the press."
11:50 "But there is a deep relationship with a leader."
11:52 Wow!
11:53 "He writes speeches, slogans, slogans."
11:56 "What all the riders have written in the election."
11:58 Wow!
11:59 Very good.
12:00 "The market is again in full swing."
12:02 "And many brave hearts have gone to the front."
12:05 Wow!
12:08 "The lamps have been given to them in the bungalows."
12:10 Wow!
12:11 "All the welcome gifts have been given to them."
12:16 Wow!
12:17 "The dreams to be shown have increased."
12:20 "The treasures to be robbed have increased."
12:22 Wow!
12:22 "The market is again in full swing."
12:25 "And the one who is coming somewhere with a song."
12:27 Wow!
12:29 "The one who is coming without any criticism."
12:31 Wow!
12:32 "The one who is coming to everyone."
12:34 Wow!
12:35 "He is coming to give a tour."
12:37 Wow!
12:39 Very good.
12:39 Wow!
12:42 "Do the difficult work, even if you are a car mechanic."
12:45 Very good.
12:45 "Give us a heart."
12:47 Wow!
12:49 "The market is again in full swing."
12:51 "And the last one is, how to look at the election."
12:55 Wow!
12:55 "How to look at the election."
12:57 "Look at the democracy."
13:00 Wow!
13:01 "Look at the bride again."
13:03 "Where to dance? Look at the crooked courtyard."
13:06 Wow!
13:06 "No one is selling, but still the wedding."
13:09 Wow!
13:11 A deep wound.
13:12 "You have found a radish and eggplant somewhere."
13:15 Wow!
13:15 "Tell them to put a stamp on it."
13:17 "Make fritters with gram flour."
13:19 Wow!
13:22 Very good.
13:23 Viewers, it's time for a short break.
13:26 Don't go anywhere.
13:26 We will meet again after the break.
13:28 "If you vote for me this time."
13:34 "I will stay for five years, then I will vote."
13:39 Wow!
13:42 "Wake up, wake up."
13:45 Welcome back, viewers.
13:46 Now, I would like to invite Mr. Zahid Fakhri once again.
13:52 Wow!
13:52 Sir, please say something.
13:53 The title of the poem is 'Candidate'.
13:55 'Candidate'.
13:56 Yes, sir.
13:56 "A person can do what machines can't."
14:00 Wow!
14:01 "Politics can't be done by anyone."
14:03 Wow!
14:06 Wow!
14:09 "He will put a connection gas on the water pipe."
14:12 Wow!
14:14 "He will cause me more harm in love."
14:17 Wow!
14:19 "He will hug me for his vote."
14:23 Wow!
14:23 "He will surprise me by calling me his brother."
14:26 Wow!
14:29 Very nice.
14:30 "He will feed me currency flowers on the trees of greed."
14:33 Wow!
14:35 "He will help me in such a task."
14:38 Wow!
14:40 "He is claiming to make the country Paris."
14:44 Wow!
14:44 "He is claiming to make Lahore Japan."
14:47 Wow!
14:50 Very nice.
14:52 Now, I would like to invite Mr. Dharogod Ahlevi.
14:56 Wow!
14:57 Thank you.
14:58 Wow!
14:58 Thank you.
14:59 Wow!
14:59 Would you like to hear it from Tarannum?
15:01 Yes, I would like to hear it.
15:01 I have heard that Tarannum is not allowed to meet.
15:03 "The election is here. The excuse to meet is here."
15:08 Wow!
15:10 "I will come to your circle every day."
15:14 Wow!
15:16 "I wanted to meet you since a long time."
15:19 "But this cruel man had kept the treasure of the country for me."
15:25 Wow!
15:27 "Believe me, I have so much pain in my heart."
15:30 "That if I will see my heart, the world will see."
15:35 Wow!
15:36 What is the matter, Mr. Karelvi?
15:39 What is the matter?
15:40 Mr. Dharogod Ahlevi.
15:41 Yes, I..
15:41 Why didn't you say it when he told me?
15:44 What I mean to say is..
15:47 ..although the assembly was difficult last time..
15:51 Yes.
15:53 True.
15:53 ..but I used to read the songs of people on every bill.
15:57 Wow!
15:59 Forget the past.
16:01 If I win the election..
16:03 Yes.
16:04 ..my circle will get an excuse to progress.
16:08 Wow!
16:10 After the poetry that shook my heart..
16:13 ..I would like to invite Lal-o-Lal Nihati.
16:17 Wow!
16:19 I would like to express my love to you all on behalf of Lal-o-Lal Nihati.
16:23 Very good.
16:24 Very good.
16:27 I have brought some poetry to you.
16:31 Come, Chaudhary.
16:32 No.
16:33 Get up.
16:34 Listen to me.
16:35 Listen to me.
16:37 "If you vote for me this time.."
16:43 "I will stay for five years, then I will vote."
16:48 Wow!
16:51 "I was like a delicate model."
16:53 "I died in the circle."
16:55 "I was on the stage."
16:57 "I cried in front of the people."
17:00 "I will sing two songs in the assembly."
17:03 "I will vote."
17:05 "I will vote for five years."
17:11 "I will vote for five years."
17:17 Wow!
17:18 Very good.
17:19 Wow!
17:20 Believe me.
17:22 I didn't know that we will get lucky in 2024.
17:26 But I think all the votes will go to Lal-o-Lal.
17:30 Lal-o-Lal Nihati has made the entire city red.
17:34 Thank you, doctor.
17:35 Mr. Dar has helped us.
17:37 Thank you.
17:38 After this poem, I would like to hear some good poems.
17:41 Yes.
17:42 So I would like to invite Mr. Ali Dar to sing some poems.
17:46 Wow!
17:48 Sir.
17:48 I would like to read a non-political poem.
17:52 "When I grew old, I put on my clothes."
17:56 Wow!
17:57 "I didn't take a place and put on an elastic."
18:01 Wow!
18:03 Wow!
18:05 "The crocodile got angry and said, 'Why did you remove me?'"
18:12 "Why did you remove me?"
18:14 Wow!
18:16 Doctor, if you allow me..
18:17 If all three of you allow me, I have a small poem.
18:21 Sir.
18:21 Wow!
18:22 "The bandit pointed his gun at the leader."
18:25 Wow!
18:26 Wow!
18:27 Length.
18:27 Wow!
18:28 "He said, 'I have what you have, remove it.'"
18:31 Wow!
18:32 Wow!
18:33 What a small gang, the poem is.
18:35 "The leader said, 'I am not an ordinary man.'"
18:40 "I am a famous politician since 60 years."
18:42 Wow!
18:43 Wow!
18:44 "The bandit pointed his gun at the leader."
18:47 "He said, 'I have what you have, remove it.'"
18:49 Wow!
18:51 Wow!
18:52 Wow!
18:54 Now I would like to invite Sudha Tori Batalvi.
19:00 Greetings.
19:01 Greetings.
19:01 I have a poem.
19:02 Yes.
19:03 "She is a liar, but she is a good talker."
19:05 Wow!
19:07 "Everyone's lover is Sudha Tori."
19:09 Wow!
19:11 "She is a flower, but she is a lover."
19:13 "Move back, move back."
19:16 "She is a trouble maker."
19:18 "Everyone's lover is Sudha Tori."
19:20 Wow!
19:22 You have put so much effort in the first line.
19:26 You are making me talk.
19:31 "I will make everyone's life miserable."
19:33 Okay.
19:34 "I will not wait for victory."
19:37 Wow!
19:39 "I will give you sugar and vegetables."
19:41 "I will give you a sack of flour."
19:44 "Everyone's lover is Sudha Tori."
19:46 Wow!
19:48 He has a different style.
19:50 Make him talk.
19:51 "I will apologize and join hands."
19:54 Yes.
19:55 "I will need your support."
19:56 Wow!
19:58 "When you call me, I will come."
20:00 "Everyone's lover is Sudha Tori."
20:02 Wow!
20:04 "I don't care about money."
20:06 "I just want to win votes."
20:08 Wow!
20:10 "I don't do anything."
20:12 "Everyone's lover is Sudha Tori."
20:14 Wow!
20:16 What do you have to say?
20:18 I have said the last line.
20:19 "Try me for the last time."
20:21 Okay.
20:22 "Don't come to work, but wear shoes."
20:24 Wow!
20:25 Bring it.
20:26 What happened to the couplet?
20:28 Eat the last one first.
20:30 "Try me for the last time."
20:33 "Don't come to work, but wear shoes."
20:35 "I apologize and join hands."
20:37 "Everyone's lover is Sudha Tori."
20:39 Wow!
20:42 Mr. Tori, very nice.
20:43 Very nice.
20:44 When I said it was nice, why didn't you go?
20:47 I would like to..
20:49 ..because you are also present in Mushaira.
20:51 Yes.
20:52 How can you not present your poem?
20:54 Yes.
20:55 I am compelled to listen.
20:57 The poem I am going to recite..
20:59 ..is basically a supporter of a hopeful person.
21:02 Wow!
21:03 Okay.
21:04 I will present it in Tarannum.
21:06 Yes.
21:06 If I am wrong, please forgive me.
21:09 No, we have forgiven you earlier.
21:11 "Where are you? Come to me."
21:18 "There is a funeral in the lane."
21:23 Wow!
21:24 "On the wedding of a voter."
21:31 "He has been promised to meet."
21:36 Wow!
21:38 Amazing!
21:39 Mirza Khan.
21:40 "I know all that."
21:46 "What you do in the election."
21:53 "Tell me again this time."
21:59 "Tell me again this time."
22:05 "What is your intention?"
22:09 Wow!
22:10 Amazing!
22:12 Mirza Khan.
22:13 Wow!
22:14 What?
22:17 "Where are you? Come to me."
22:23 "There is a funeral in the lane."
22:29 "I know all that."
22:35 "What you do in the election."
22:41 Wow!
22:41 "What you will get this time."
22:47 "What you will get this time."
22:53 "That is more than before."
22:56 Wow!
22:57 Wow!
22:58 Amazing!
22:59 What a song!
23:01 "Where are you? Come to me."
23:05 "There is a funeral in the lane."
23:11 "Your voter will come to you."
23:18 "From miles."
23:23 "The hair flew."
23:26 "The face is hungry."
23:28 Wow!
23:30 "The hair flew."
23:32 "The face is hungry."
23:35 "A bitter pickle."
23:39 Wow!
23:40 Wow!
23:40 Wow!
23:42 "Where are you? Come to me."
23:46 "There is a funeral in the lane."
23:53 "Your past."
23:59 "You will forget it."
24:04 Wow!
24:05 "Every person in your lane."
24:10 "Every person in your lane."
24:16 "Is so simple."
24:21 Wow!
24:21 Wow!
24:22 Very good!
24:23 Very good!
24:24 Amazing!
24:25 "Where are you? Come to me."
24:28 "There is a funeral in the lane."
24:34 Wow!
24:38 Wow!
24:39 Very good!
24:40 Very good!
24:41 No, let's talk about poetry.
24:42 Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a short break.
24:48 Don't go anywhere. See you after the break.
24:50 "My blood doesn't boil even after eating a lakh."
24:52 "No one speaks ill of me."
24:54 "My heart is shaking when I open the envelope."
24:57 "My heart is shaking when I open the envelope."
24:59 Welcome back, viewers.
25:03 The poetry contest is still going on.
25:05 Let's go to the President and ask him
25:08 whose poem he will recite to us.
25:09 I would like to invite
25:12 the innocent son, Mr. Arvi.
25:14 Wow!
25:16 Thank you.
25:16 Very good.
25:17 Thank you.
25:18 I thank all the teachers.
25:21 My teachers are sitting here.
25:23 With their permission, I will recite a Punjabi poem.
25:26 It's a poem by a voter.
25:28 Did the voter write it for you?
25:30 Yes.
25:31 It goes like this.
25:33 "I have been stubborn."
25:35 Wow!
25:36 "I have accepted my mistake."
25:38 "I have accepted you last time."
25:40 Wow!
25:41 "I have sold my house."
25:43 Wow!
25:46 "I have given you my eyes."
25:48 Wow!
25:48 "I have given you my eyes."
25:51 "I have become a fool in the house."
25:53 Wow!
25:54 "I have again fallen in that well."
25:57 "Now I am tied up."
25:58 Wow!
26:00 Wow!
26:02 "I have been robbed in your name."
26:04 Wow!
26:06 Who?
26:06 The politician.
26:08 He has said it.
26:09 It's not for him.
26:10 "I have been robbed in your name."
26:15 "I am not destined to be."
26:17 Wow!
26:19 Whatever happened,
26:20 he shouldn't have fallen in the well.
26:24 What's the use of accepting it?
26:26 Yes.
26:27 "Whose dreams will you tell me now?"
26:29 Wow!
26:30 "I am not destined to be in your dreams."
26:31 Wow!
26:33 "I am not destined to be a fool."
26:36 Wow!
26:38 "I am not destined to be in your hands."
26:40 Wow!
26:42 Wow!
26:45 That was a cruel chair.
26:47 Mr. Arvi, are you that innocent?
26:51 I have been taught by someone else.
26:52 Wow!
26:54 Wow!
26:57 That was a very nice thing to say.
26:59 And I am giving credit to Darby Darby.
27:00 Wow!
27:02 Now I would like to ask Dr. Tahir Shahid,
27:05 I have come to you again.
27:07 So, I would like to ask you a few questions.
27:09 Yes, regarding the election,
27:11 I have a special election campaign.
27:13 The name is Polasoni Mera.
27:16 Wow!
27:18 The name Polasoni Mera is not a smart name.
27:21 Your son knows me very well.
27:23 Wow!
27:24 He has won two elections in one ticket.
27:26 Wow!
27:27 He has won many women's votes.
27:29 Wow!
27:30 And I am half Gharara and the rest are half Totis.
27:33 I am Khalota and he is Khalota.
27:36 Wow!
27:37 Wow!
27:40 And I have a lot of qualities.
27:42 I can dance to 12 songs in one hand.
27:44 Wow!
27:45 And if I see such decency anywhere,
27:48 I call everyone to sleep.
27:51 Wow!
27:52 But I don't even open my blood to get angry.
27:55 You don't even open your blood.
27:57 This shouldn't happen.
27:59 You will die of hunger.
28:00 I don't even open my blood to get angry.
28:04 No one speaks ill of me.
28:06 My heart is shaking when I open the card.
28:09 And I have never stolen anything except my heart.
28:13 I have never stolen anything except my heart.
28:16 I have never bleached my skin.
28:18 Wow!
28:19 And I am the only one who is Mansoor.
28:22 Wow!
28:23 I am the only one who is Mansoor.
28:25 I am a green flower and a green mango.
28:27 Wow!
28:28 I have won the law by specializing the common man.
28:33 Wow!
28:34 I don't have a loan and I don't have any power.
28:36 I have not stolen any loan.
28:39 And I will be in the treasury of money.
28:45 Yes. - I will be in the treasury of money.
28:48 All my friends will come to the country to meet me.
28:50 Wow!
28:52 They will come to meet you. - Wow!
28:53 Very good.
28:54 And you will see that the assembly will be decorated with me.
28:56 The little drum will also play with me.
28:59 And you will think that if I don't do anything..
29:04 ..I won't be able to stand on any issue.
29:06 Wow!
29:07 The treasury of the country will be eaten by all.
29:10 And who will come to me first?
29:12 Wow!
29:14 I want to win. Give me a chance.
29:16 Give me a chance to test you.
29:19 Wow!
29:20 Don't embarrass me with such a sign.
29:23 Don't embarrass me with such a sign.
29:25 The safety of the make-up kit is broken.
29:27 And God has found the right candidate for you.
29:31 Wow!
29:32 Now you just have to wait for the votes.
29:34 Wow!
29:36 Don't worry. I will vote for you.
29:39 Thank you.
29:40 She knows who she is talking to.
29:43 She knows that he is also in her heart.
29:46 In her heart.
29:47 Very good, doctor. Very good.
29:49 Wow!
29:50 Now I would like to invite Pino's husband.
29:55 Wow!
29:57 Wow!
29:58 I would like to take permission from all the people.
30:02 Permission.
30:04 "I have come for the election."
30:07 "I have come to Rajbariya."
30:10 Wow!
30:11 "I have come for the election."
30:17 "I will win."
30:19 Wow!
30:20 "I will win the votes."
30:24 Wow! Very good.
30:25 "I want to tell all the leaders."
30:29 Wow!
30:30 "Cut the vote. It's a one to five."
30:33 Wow!
30:34 Wow!
30:36 What a thought!
30:37 "I will win."
30:39 Wow!
30:41 "The voters will respect me."
30:44 Wow!
30:46 Wow!
30:48 Pino's husband, eat something.
30:51 Yes, bring something.
30:52 I have brought snacks.
30:54 We get a poet in every election.
30:57 Now I would like to invite the greatest poet of Pakistan.
31:04 Wow!
31:06 Now I, Shammai, will take the lead.
31:09 Wow!
31:10 Permission.
31:11 Permission.
31:13 "Who knows who will win now?"
31:21 Wow!
31:22 "It will be decided in February."
31:29 "This is the slogan of GDNO."
31:36 Wow!
31:37 "Breaking the arrow in Sindh."
31:41 Wow!
31:44 "The cold is very cold."
31:50 Wow!
31:51 "It is the time of election."
31:56 Wow!
31:58 "I have left the office."
32:05 "The caravan of the legs is behind me."
32:09 Wow!
32:11 "The people's party's noon league is out."
32:16 Wow!
32:17 "I will be the guest in the government."
32:23 Wow!
32:24 "What else will be left?"
32:28 Wow!
32:30 Wow!
32:32 "What else will be left?"
32:36 "What else will be left?"
32:40 Wow!
32:44 Wow!
32:46 I have a suggestion.
32:49 Yes.
32:50 Let's leave poetry and make a Kabbal party.
32:51 Now I would like to invite the best poet of Pakistan.
32:57 Where are you going?
32:58 I am going to the Maik Sahib.
33:00 I am doing self-service.
33:02 Okay.
33:05 I am looking at the election.
33:08 "I have got the ticket."
33:11 Wow!
33:12 "The cars and houses will be under me."
33:15 Wow!
33:16 "Billu, Sajid, Ghamid and Pappu will be the guests."
33:21 Wow!
33:22 "This is called politics."
33:23 Wow!
33:25 I would like to give you a prayer.
33:28 "I will be the father of the car and the bag."
33:33 Wow!
33:35 "I have a lot of influence in everything."
33:39 "This is called politics."
33:40 Wow!
33:43 "The highest promises are made by the simple people."
33:47 Very good.
33:48 "Grandfather is the state of grandfathers."
33:51 Wow!
33:52 "This is called politics."
33:52 Wow!
33:54 Sorry, I am sitting upside down.
33:57 Why are you turning your face?
34:00 Sorry.
34:01 He is sitting upside down.
34:03 He missed the last sentence.
34:06 He has been turning his face for a long time.
34:10 He is also happy.
34:11 This is called politics.
34:16 "When the MPA will be gone, I will not come back."
34:20 "The Jageer's path is our path."
34:24 Wow!
34:28 Very good.
34:28 Very good.
34:29 Very good.
34:30 Very good.
34:31 Very good.
34:32 Now, get the paper.
34:34 "I have got the tickets. Now, the cars and houses will be under me."
34:40 You have said it before.
34:41 Thank you.
34:43 Thank you.
34:44 After such a suicidal performance, I would like to invite
34:52 'Pyaar Se Jo Bhi Kehle'
34:54 Wow!
34:54 'Pyaar Se Jo Bhi Kehle'.
34:57 'Pyaar Se Jo Bhi Kehle'.
34:58 How are you, shameless?
34:59 I am presenting a poem.
35:02 And all three are my husbands.
35:04 I would like to say this.
35:04 If you want to say husband, then you can close your eyes.
35:08 Husbands.
35:09 Husbands.
35:10 "There were three waves in the river."
35:13 Yes.
35:13 "Two were happy and one was gone."
35:16 What?
35:17 What is this?
35:18 Wow!
35:19 The waves are gone.
35:21 "Three young men came in the river."
35:25 Okay.
35:26 "Two drowned and one found."
35:28 He is saying something.
35:30 Are you reading a poem?
35:31 Where will you give the poem?
35:32 Read it.
35:33 You will find it.
35:34 I will tell you the next one.
35:39 "Two drowned and one found."
35:42 "The one who found found three fish."
35:45 Yes.
35:45 Okay.
35:46 "Two died and one survived."
35:49 What?
35:50 He is saying that he survived.
35:51 He is saying that he survived.
35:52 He made fish's skin.
35:54 "The one who survived gave three pieces."
35:58 "Two lame and one crippled."
36:00 Yes.
36:01 "The crippled's price was three rupees."
36:04 Okay.
36:05 "Three rupees. Three rupees."
36:08 I will give you a short one. I will listen to it.
36:10 "Two lame and one crippled."
36:13 Oh.
36:14 "The crippled gave three gold coins."
36:18 Okay.
36:19 You should have told me that you have a paper at home.
36:21 Okay. What happened next?
36:23 "Two blind and one blind."
36:26 Yes.
36:27 The two blind were playing hockey.
36:29 "The time is now."
36:31 Yes.
36:32 "Politician."
36:32 "I have lost my mind."
36:34 "The poem is going on."
36:36 Wow!
36:38 Well done.
36:39 Our show is over.
36:42 Before I leave, I would like to thank
36:45 Mr. Zahid Fakhri, Dr. Ali Dar and you.
36:49 Thank you very much.
36:51 This was today's show.
36:52 We will meet you in the next show.
36:54 Take care.
36:55 Goodbye.
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