Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | 6th October 2023
Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | 6th October 2023
Transcript
00:00 "Smartness, smartness."
00:02 Greetings, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching 'Hoshiyaariya'.
00:05 Friends, when we spend time, spend money and love in life,
00:12 we do everything that we consider important.
00:15 Think about what is important in life.
00:19 What is important is that which is yours,
00:23 which is with you,
00:25 which is with you in this world and will go with you in the next world.
00:30 That should be important in life.
00:32 The houses you are living in,
00:33 write that after 110 years,
00:36 in this house, in your room,
00:39 there will be people living in your house whom you don't even know.
00:42 The car you bought yesterday or today,
00:45 it will be sold in different shops as scrap.
00:50 So what is important?
00:51 Know that these things are not important in life.
00:54 Don't spoil your relations for the earth and the poison.
00:57 Don't spoil your morals.
00:59 Don't spoil your friendships.
01:01 Don't spoil your love.
01:02 No material thing is important.
01:05 These lands are here from the beginning
01:08 and will remain here till the end.
01:10 You and I will leave and love and morals will go with us.
01:14 Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:17 Today, we will take you to the jungle.
01:18 And we will see what happens in the jungle.
01:21 Who is he?
01:22 He is sitting.
01:23 I think he ran away.
01:28 Who ran away?
01:29 No, he is sitting.
01:30 Mr. Arun, why is he always with his two children?
01:34 I thought he was looking at the reach and saying he is sitting.
01:38 You don't know whom you are addressing.
01:42 Whom am I addressing?
01:43 The Sultan of Sultans.
01:45 Is it? - Sultan Qaddoos's eldest son.
01:48 Are you the son of Zaitoon?
01:49 Not of Zaitoon.
01:50 Not of Zaitoon.
01:51 Actually, we had gone to the jungle to hunt.
01:55 We have come to your jungle to hunt.
01:57 Whom do you want to hunt?
01:58 I have already hunted.
02:00 Zill-e-Subhani. - Yes.
02:03 That is why the palaces are sold.
02:04 My palaces are sold because of your Urdu.
02:08 What are you hunting?
02:11 I was hunting for Arun, Your Highness.
02:13 I don't believe that you have ever hunted with small legs.
02:17 He is not the one to hunt.
02:18 Then?
02:19 I hunt with small legs.
02:21 Minister. - Yes, Your Highness.
02:24 I am tired.
02:26 I want to rest for some time.
02:29 Welcome. Welcome.
02:30 Your Highness, you take rest.
02:32 I will protect you.
02:34 You go this way and that way.
02:35 It is good that you are not feeling down.
02:38 He is wearing a headscarf.
02:41 Why? Do you want to shave my head?
02:43 Everyone in the world knows
02:46 that Ibn-e-Quddus is a fearless and fearless man.
02:51 Wow.
02:52 And it is a well-known fact that.. - What?
02:55 ..we are the loyal family of the king.
02:58 Wow.
02:59 It is a well-known fact.
03:01 Yes.
03:02 What is your name?
03:03 My name is Katapi.
03:05 Tell the story of your bravery to the king.
03:08 I have 28 marriages.
03:09 Yes, it is a brave story.
03:11 You will die one by one.
03:15 Actually, I have got 28 marriages
03:19 by my bravery.
03:21 Greetings, Your Highness.
03:25 He has not kept this sword for a thousand times.
03:27 It does not hurt.
03:29 By the way, this is a very thick sword.
03:31 Yes, it is. He hits with a stick.
03:33 You take rest.
03:35 I will handle the arrow.
03:37 He has taken the arrow in his neck.
03:40 He is our very loyal minister.
03:44 Is it? - He has handled the arrow.
03:46 Yes.
03:47 Today, he will be my guest.
03:49 You said that you have 28 marriages.
03:53 How many love marriages and how many arranged marriages?
03:55 There is more to it.
03:57 I want to round figure him.
04:00 Even after rounding him, he will be 29.
04:04 He will not be 30.
04:05 There is a chance.
04:06 I think he was talking about round figure.
04:10 You want to round your figure.
04:13 He is gone.
04:14 I will round his face.
04:16 He is hungry.
04:18 He is hungry since morning.
04:20 Shut up.
04:21 Now, it is time for you to show your power.
04:25 Really.
04:26 He is a little crazy.
04:28 There are so many fruit trees in the jungle.
04:30 Break something from them.
04:32 He is not a monkey.
04:34 There are no fruit trees in the jungle.
04:37 Have you ever seen an apple in the jungle?
04:38 Or a fruit in the jungle?
04:40 It is there in the jungle.
04:41 There are forests.
04:42 There are forests.
04:44 You have been hunting since morning.
04:46 You have not eaten anything.
04:47 He is a vegetarian.
04:49 He will never get hungry.
04:50 He is a vegetarian.
04:53 He will eat everything.
04:55 Don't you think you should diet?
04:58 You are a king.
05:00 He is a king. He is a Tik Toker.
05:02 He is a healthy person.
05:05 He is crazy.
05:07 I have 28 such marriages.
05:09 Why should I diet?
05:11 The kings of the last 200-300 years
05:14 were fat.
05:15 They had no other work than eating.
05:17 They used to sit all day.
05:17 The king used to be very handsome.
05:19 Young, fat, and tall.
05:21 Young, fat, and tall.
05:24 And handsome.
05:25 And bald.
05:26 And bald.
05:27 And he used to travel on elephants.
05:29 Kings are often bald.
05:31 That is why it is said that
05:33 those who do not have hair
05:34 have a lot of wealth.
05:35 I am going to become bald.
05:39 I am the king of Jauharlal.
05:41 I will do what I say.
05:45 As you wish.
05:46 Where did you get this idea from?
05:48 I just got it.
05:49 I just got it.
05:50 The king is very handsome.
05:51 If you do what you say,
05:53 the king will be very charming.
05:55 He will be very graceful.
05:56 There are 101 stories of the king's bravery.
05:59 I see.
06:00 There is a story.
06:01 In the jungles of Assam.
06:04 We got to know that there is a fierce lion.
06:07 I see.
06:08 We chased the lion.
06:10 I see.
06:10 Finally, the lion and I met.
06:14 Wow.
06:15 You chased the lion
06:17 and the lion did not even know?
06:18 He did not even know that we met.
06:20 Yes.
06:21 Look, the king..
06:24 It is better to tell this story.
06:25 How did you meet?
06:28 I stopped the lion.
06:29 How?
06:30 I held him by his ears and made him turn.
06:31 Yes.
06:32 And we met.
06:33 I see.
06:33 A long story.
06:35 A long story.
06:35 You must have come a long way to hold him by the ears.
06:38 The ears are not that long.
06:39 The lion has kept his face in front of the tree.
06:43 It is not a joke.
06:45 You are chasing the lion.
06:46 It is a big thing.
06:47 You are saving a human life.
06:49 So what happened?
06:50 How did you stop him?
06:51 He said, 'Look behind you.'
06:53 The king is injured.
06:59 He had a fight.
07:00 I see.
07:00 The king has so many wounds on his body.
07:03 He is a poor man.
07:06 How did you stop him?
07:07 There were 10-12 people.
07:08 The king says that even the lion does not stop.
07:10 No.
07:11 Okay, 10-12 people.
07:12 There were 10-12 people.
07:13 Yes.
07:13 As soon as I reached, I said, 'Everyone, move back.'
07:15 Oh.
07:16 There were 10-12 people.
07:17 There must be.
07:18 They..
07:19 What?
07:20 There must be 10-12 people.
07:22 You just keep quiet.
07:24 Okay, I will keep quiet.
07:25 I will keep quiet.
07:26 10-12 people surrounded the lion.
07:28 Okay.
07:29 I told them that everyone should move back.
07:31 Okay.
07:32 This is a dangerous animal.
07:33 Yes.
07:34 I will know and he will know.
07:35 Okay.
07:36 The lion and I had four eyes.
07:38 Wow.
07:39 As soon as the lion jumped on me..
07:41 Yes.
07:42 ..I took out my sword.
07:43 I attacked him.
07:46 The lion had two parts.
07:47 Oh.
07:48 Half of the lion was here and half of the lion was here.
07:51 Wow.
07:52 I got scared.
07:53 Why?
07:54 I said, 'Now there are two lions.'
07:56 But what happened to those 10-12 people?
08:01 They clapped.
08:02 Okay.
08:03 Like you.
08:04 Okay.
08:04 Oh, yes.
08:06 They clapped.
08:07 Then the king came with his crown.
08:10 I know what the doubt is.
08:12 Yes.
08:13 You are deliberately making me clap.
08:16 I am loyal to you.
08:18 Okay.
08:19 I don't want to hear anything against the king.
08:21 You are not getting out of it.
08:23 He is the king.
08:25 He doesn't know that if he wants to use his sword
08:26 he will attack someone and go inside.
08:28 Wow.
08:29 Wow.
08:30 Wow.
08:31 Be ready.
08:31 You should be angry once.
08:32 You don't have to be angry.
08:33 He will kill you.
08:34 Your Highness, if these jokes have created this atmosphere
08:37 then sometimes I think..
08:40 What?
08:41 What would have happened if I had this crown?
08:43 You can keep this crown on your head.
08:46 Yes.
08:47 But you cannot take care of the responsibilities of this crown.
08:49 This is not a flower bed.
08:51 It is a bed of thorns.
08:53 I can see that.
08:54 Your Highness..
08:55 Oh, my God.
08:57 He is so big.
08:59 Soldier.
09:00 Yes, Your Highness.
09:01 Move aside and guard.
09:03 The king is resting.
09:06 How did he sleep so early?
09:08 I am asking you.
09:12 How did he sleep so early?
09:15 He closed his eyes.
09:16 He was so sleepy.
09:17 The king was sleeping.
09:21 What?
09:31 What is this?
09:32 It looks like a wild animal.
09:33 Yes.
09:34 Your Highness.
09:34 Who is it?
09:35 Your Highness.
09:36 Yes.
09:36 You were sleeping.
09:37 Yes.
09:38 I saw a wild animal or a human being here.
09:42 It is not a wild animal.
09:43 It is a dacoit.
09:45 He is a dangerous man.
09:46 Dangerous?
09:47 Yes.
09:48 Your Highness.
09:49 Your Highness.
09:51 What is it?
09:52 A wild man came here.
09:54 You are sitting here.
09:56 No, tell me.
09:57 You both will guard.
10:00 What was the matter that you sat straight?
10:01 We sat straight.
10:03 We should have pushed him straight.
10:06 What is it?
10:09 A pot?
10:10 Who is the king of these two?
10:26 Move aside.
10:27 You want a king?
10:30 You don't know.
10:31 Today, you have met a brave king.
10:35 Wow.
10:35 Your Highness, may you be successful.
10:38 Your Highness, may you be successful.
10:42 May you be successful.
10:43 Your Highness, may you be successful.
10:45 I am telling you, may you be successful.
10:46 I have not been successful all my life.
10:48 I am his son.
10:48 If you have not been successful, you will have to do it today.
10:50 I don't know Iqbal.
10:52 May you be successful.
10:53 No, I am your father.
10:54 May you be successful.
10:55 Your Highness, don't do this.
10:57 I am 18 years old.
10:58 Your crown too.
10:59 I am 18 years old.
11:00 Your court too.
11:02 Your crown too.
11:03 I am 18 years old.
11:05 Your Highness, I am going back to the fort.
11:08 No, Your Highness.
11:09 You stay here.
11:10 I am going to the fort.
11:11 No.
11:12 No, Your Highness.
11:12 This can never happen.
11:13 Your Highness.
11:13 I cannot disobey you.
11:15 I have decided one thing.
11:17 What?
11:17 The loyalty of the king.
11:19 Why?
11:19 If you come to die, then you will be beaten up.
11:22 Make a decision quickly.
11:24 The time for sacrifice is running out.
11:25 Make a decision.
11:26 Sacrifice?
11:26 Why do you want to sacrifice?
11:29 What will you get by sacrificing?
11:31 I don't know.
11:32 I will sacrifice the king.
11:33 I will feed him.
11:35 I will feed him.
11:37 He is hungry.
11:38 He is asking to feed him.
11:40 He is asking to feed him.
11:42 Feed him.
11:43 He will come to you in two days.
11:44 Who is your leader?
11:46 He is our leader.
11:47 He is calling other people.
11:53 He is calling me.
11:55 "Be careful."
11:59 "Be careful."
12:05 "The stars of knowledge and the movies."
12:09 "The lovers."
12:14 "Everyone has their team and everyone has their own problems."
12:18 "The stars of jewelry and the bodies of thieves."
12:24 "Be careful."
12:28 "Be careful."
12:35 I think he is your leader.
12:37 Then?
12:39 He is the one who will feed us.
12:41 Where is Hafiz?
12:42 Where did he go?
12:44 King.
12:45 Who?
12:45 Our soldier.
12:46 King, where did he go?
12:47 King, I am asking you.
12:49 King, you told me. Where did he go?
12:51 King, you are talking nicely.
12:53 I was thinking about you.
12:54 That no one should call you a thief.
12:56 Tell me quickly.
12:58 Why did you call me here?
13:00 I called you here.
13:01 Yes.
13:01 To tell you how much ginger will be there in this.
13:05 Why will there be so much ginger?
13:06 Because he is a big man.
13:07 He will give us a lot.
13:08 They have made a plan about you.
13:12 They will make you a barber.
13:14 He is coming.
13:19 Hurry up.
13:20 Okay.
13:21 What did he order?
13:22 I think he is asking for pizza.
13:24 He is hungry since morning.
13:25 No. He said he will cook for 10 minutes.
13:27 Bring some bread.
13:28 I think you are the worst person in this tribe.
13:32 You took a necklace from me and gave us life.
13:34 What does that mean?
13:37 It means I will take the necklace and not give you life.
13:39 He said you are the worst person in this tribe.
13:42 I don't want to eat.
13:51 I will eat little by little.
13:52 Your Highness.
13:53 No, Your Highness. No.
13:56 I don't want to cry.
13:58 I don't want to tease you.
13:59 Your Highness, you started crying.
14:02 You are a brave man.
14:03 You had put eyes in the eyes of a lion.
14:07 He was a lion.
14:08 He doesn't see. He is a coward.
14:10 Today we will eat everything.
14:17 I am sorry.
14:20 One minute, Your Highness.
14:21 If you want to eat food from the king..
14:25 Yes.
14:26 ..then you should touch the king..
14:28 Yes.
14:28 ..who is the king among us.
14:30 Do you have a condition?
14:31 Who is the king of your tribe?
14:33 There is no king in our tribe.
14:34 No one?
14:35 There is no one.
14:36 None?
14:36 You have been roaming around all your life.
14:38 We were just roaming around. We didn't think.
14:41 Come here. Listen to me.
14:43 Yes.
14:44 I think he is very smart.
14:47 Yes.
14:48 You should be the king of the tribe.
14:49 Then you will see your true colours.
14:50 You know, I think you are the king of these faces.
14:53 He has taken him to the corner.
14:55 He will make him the king.
14:56 I say, before you rebel, I am the king.
14:59 What?
14:59 Yes. Say okay.
15:00 I am the king?
15:01 Yes.
15:02 What are you talking about in this corner? Tell me.
15:07 I told him, I said, I think he is smart.
15:11 You make him the queen of this place.
15:13 Make him the queen.
15:16 Yes. And you come in front of me.
15:18 He will make you the queen.
15:20 Really?
15:21 Come here.
15:22 Listen to me.
15:25 Why are they all against you?
15:26 I took them on a tour.
15:27 They said, we have a bad man in all of us.
15:29 Although you look like him.
15:31 He is a hypocrite.
15:32 He is a hypocrite.
15:33 You are a good man.
15:34 He is the king of the tribes.
15:36 What?
15:37 Yes.
15:38 He is so smart that he knows everything.
15:40 Why is he not calling me?
15:41 I will tell you something.
15:42 What?
15:42 We are trying to convince him.
15:45 That you will be the king.
15:47 Yes.
15:48 Believe me, your hairstyle, this and that.
15:50 You look like a king.
15:52 But I don't know why he is not agreeing.
15:53 He will agree.
15:54 Rebellion.
15:55 So, our jungle people.
15:58 Yes.
15:59 We are sitting here.
16:00 Decide among yourselves, who is the king.
16:02 Go.
16:03 And the king is ready to be caught.
16:04 Yes.
16:04 I am ready.
16:05 Yes.
16:06 I..
16:06 Hey.
16:07 I..
16:09 I am the king.
16:10 I am the king.
16:11 I am the king of Jalal.
16:13 I have realised how easy it is to get people caught.
16:16 This is the thing.
16:17 Greed.
16:18 What caught?
16:19 Everyone has a unanimous decision.
16:22 What?
16:22 I am the king of this jungle.
16:24 Move back.
16:25 I am the king of this jungle.
16:26 Who says I am?
16:28 Move back.
16:28 I am the king of this jungle.
16:30 Move back.
16:31 I am the king.
16:33 Oh.
16:34 Stop your nonsense.
16:36 This jungle is not of any king.
16:39 It is of the queen.
16:41 Then fine.
16:42 Today, the decision will be made.
16:44 My sword will make the decision.
16:47 Enough.
16:49 What kind of decision is this?
16:52 Everyone is fighting amongst themselves.
16:54 No one is listening to anyone.
16:56 I am telling you.
16:57 Why have you come?
17:00 The crown was left.
17:03 Tell me, has the decision been made?
17:04 No, Ajay. The decision has not been made.
17:06 Get lost, you idiot.
17:07 (Laughs)
17:09 (Applause)
17:13 Viewers, a small break will be fun.
17:16 We will meet after the break.
17:17 This is the king.
17:19 Yes, fine.
17:19 May you have a long life.
17:21 Yes.
17:21 May you have a long life.
17:22 I am saying, may you have a long life.
17:24 I am saying, may you have a long life.
17:26 Do you want to have a long life or not?
17:28 I have not had a long life.
17:29 (Laughs)
17:31 "Be careful."
17:34 "Be careful."
17:36 "Be careful."
17:39 (Applause)
17:43 Welcome back, viewers.
17:44 Irza, you have again made someone sit here.
17:46 What is this?
17:47 Mr. Haroon, they were fighting outside the pillar.
17:51 I told them to come inside.
17:52 Okay, I thought the boy's ass was open.
17:54 (Laughs)
17:55 This girl is very nice.
17:58 What happened?
17:59 She is very nice. She said, come inside.
18:01 (Laughs)
18:02 There was a scene outside.
18:03 The name of the smart people was getting spoiled.
18:05 There was a scene outside and a film was being made inside.
18:07 (Laughs)
18:09 What was happening? Who are you?
18:10 My name is Papa.
18:12 I live in Lahore.
18:13 Okay.
18:14 I am glad.
18:15 (Laughs)
18:16 I was sitting here for a long time.
18:18 I was very thirsty. I became Papa.
18:20 (Laughs)
18:21 Who are these people?
18:23 They are our relatives.
18:24 Okay.
18:24 My mother and grandfather are coming.
18:25 They have a shop in Tanggarhi.
18:27 Okay.
18:27 They are going ahead.
18:28 I am stuck. I am stuck.
18:29 (Laughs)
18:30 But their fight was very strange.
18:32 What?
18:32 They were just fighting. They were not fighting.
18:35 Yes. He said, come inside. I have brought the things for you.
18:38 (Laughs)
18:40 What is this?
18:41 This is not mine.
18:42 Then?
18:43 This is our talk.
18:45 Yes.
18:45 I gave it to him. He said, give it to me.
18:48 He is lying. He is from Nihari.
18:51 Okay.
18:51 When he is far away, he comes and says, give it to me.
18:54 (Laughs)
18:55 You are from Nihari.
18:56 Yes.
18:56 You are his neighbor.
18:58 He is my neighbor. He is my son.
18:59 Does he know about this?
19:00 Yes.
19:01 They are kids.
19:02 He has been doing this all his life.
19:05 Okay.
19:06 God knows he has brought food.
19:07 I am not from Nihari. I don't do this.
19:09 Oh.
19:10 We are small. We have grown up.
19:11 He is small.
19:12 (Laughs)
19:14 Okay. Who is he?
19:15 He is my friend. He has got my visa.
19:17 Okay.
19:18 He is a dancer from Nathiagarh, America.
19:20 (Laughs)
19:21 Okay. You?
19:22 He is my friend.
19:23 When I found out that he has gone abroad,
19:27 I cried for three hours.
19:29 How did you cry?
19:30 (Crying)
19:32 My father has left.
19:33 (Laughs)
19:35 We didn't find our neighbor there.
19:38 We didn't find our neighbor.
19:38 No one hit us with their shoes.
19:40 (Laughs)
19:41 Believe me, I didn't feel so bad there.
19:44 How long have you been there?
19:46 I had a five year visa.
19:47 Yes.
19:47 I have been there for two months.
19:48 Brother, how many numbers did you get in general knowledge
19:50 in the visa interview that you cleared?
19:52 I don't know. Talk slowly.
19:54 (Laughs)
19:56 When your family asked you what is your purpose of visit,
19:59 what did you answer?
20:00 I said, 'Poverty.'
20:02 (Laughs)
20:03 I am the only one who has the right to go there.
20:04 Yes.
20:05 They won't go.
20:06 They won't go. My friend says they won't go.
20:08 What is this?
20:09 My friend will go. I am telling you.
20:11 I didn't come to you.
20:12 (Laughs)
20:16 Bobby, where are you going?
20:17 I am coming to you. I am coming to get sweets.
20:20 Mr. Arun, in 2023, in eight months,
20:22 eight lakh people have gone abroad.
20:24 The figure that so many people have gone abroad,
20:26 Yes.
20:27 One thing is not being taken into consideration
20:30 that some of them have come back.
20:33 They are in front of you.
20:34 The people who are going and coming for the visit,
20:36 they are going but they are not coming back.
20:40 I say that brother, go.
20:42 The whole world is God's created land.
20:46 These people earn money from there and send it to Pakistan.
20:49 They send it to their family.
20:51 Yes.
20:51 But in Pakistan, there is an increase in dollar reserves.
20:54 I want you to take this Nihari guy too.
20:57 I have seen that take me too.
20:59 God knows that if the English don't put their fingers on my feet,
21:02 I will not change my name.
21:03 Mr. Arun, what is this? You are talking about sweets.
21:05 You have forgotten Bobby Tapper.
21:07 I am coming. I am coming to you.
21:08 I have found one bad thing about America.
21:10 What?
21:11 Early in the morning, everyone is going to work with a moustache.
21:14 (Laughs)
21:15 Oh, God.
21:15 Imagine.
21:16 This is it.
21:17 They are in the tent and the breakfast is there.
21:19 Neither mother has to cut the cheek, nor is there to eat Paratha.
21:22 Nor do they have to find a cup of tea in the morning.
21:24 Right.
21:25 What kind of America is this?
21:26 Why didn't your accent change?
21:28 I mean, why are you talking like this?
21:31 What kind of culture is this?
21:32 Where we have spent our childhood.
21:33 Where is your culture from?
21:34 From Andhroon Lahore.
21:35 Oh.
21:36 Andhroon Lahore.
21:37 Oh, God.
21:37 Early in the morning, the people come here.
21:39 Yes.
21:40 (Sings)
21:42 What?
21:44 What are you saying?
21:44 I don't understand what you are saying.
21:45 Next day, I will understand.
21:47 (Laughs)
21:48 How did you play in their hands?
21:49 Oh, brother.
21:50 Look at this.
21:51 Yes.
21:52 Sometimes he plays here, sometimes there.
21:54 I was making Nihari all day.
21:56 He was sitting here.
21:57 He didn't tell us what he was fighting for.
22:01 Yes.
22:02 I was stuck in a difficult situation.
22:05 My friend, Pappi, is not going.
22:06 He says, go.
22:08 He says, come with me.
22:09 He says, eat Nihari.
22:10 Where will I go?
22:11 Pappa is so sick.
22:13 I just found out that he is not going.
22:15 Okay.
22:16 I said, he is a guest for four days.
22:18 He is saying to die.
22:20 (Laughs)
22:21 He is saying to die.
22:21 Yes.
22:22 Then this is the matter.
22:23 (Laughs)
22:24 I said, eat Nihari as much as you want.
22:27 What is special about your Nihari?
22:29 Oh, oh.
22:29 Nothing.
22:30 Haroon, believe me.
22:31 What?
22:32 What should Haroon believe?
22:34 He says, your Naan is special.
22:36 Tell me about Nihari.
22:37 Why did you go to Naan?
22:38 You want to eat old clothes.
22:40 (Laughs)
22:41 I will order Naan.
22:42 He doesn't want to eat Naan.
22:43 Okay.
22:43 I heard about Naan.
22:44 Naan is special.
22:46 Okay.
22:47 Tell me about Nihari.
22:48 First, I will tell you about Naan.
22:49 Then I will tell you about Nihari.
22:50 Otherwise, you will crave for Nihari all your life.
22:53 Okay.
22:53 The first shopkeeper who gives Naan first,
22:55 he gives Nihari first.
22:56 (Laughs)
22:57 Believe me, it is long like a ginger.
23:00 Oh.
23:01 Okay.
23:02 Make it a little long.
23:02 Your finger is very small.
23:04 (Laughs)
23:09 What is special about your Nihari?
23:12 It is long like a ginger.
23:13 And with it,
23:16 onions are browned.
23:18 What is special about Nihari?
23:19 Green chilies are chopped with it.
23:21 (Laughs)
23:22 Why don't you come to Nihari?
23:23 Believe me, I will give you two pieces of lemon.
23:26 Do you cook a big piece of meat
23:29 or do you cut it into small pieces?
23:30 Good question.
23:31 Yes, answer this.
23:32 Salad is cut first, then the pudding.
23:34 (Laughs)
23:36 You are coming to Nihari.
23:37 You are coming to Nihari.
23:39 Who gives pudding in Nihari?
23:42 Mr. Arun, he only sells salad.
23:44 He doesn't give Nihari.
23:45 The gravy of your Nihari
23:50 is thick.
23:51 How is it?
23:52 First, you have to chop onions.
23:54 (Laughs)
23:55 Why should I chop onions?
23:57 You can't discuss it there.
23:58 It is not fun to live there.
23:59 (Laughs)
24:01 Tell me the address of the shop.
24:03 Today, we all will have Nihari at his shop.
24:06 Yes, done.
24:07 Wait.
24:08 Tell me the address.
24:09 Listen to the address.
24:11 What is it called in English?
24:12 Basically, I live in Akara.
24:15 Okay, tell me the address of the shop.
24:17 I live in Akara.
24:19 You will leave Akara.
24:20 My aunt lives in Patto.
24:22 She is a married woman.
24:23 Are you mad?
24:24 One of her sons has come back from America.
24:26 (Laughs)
24:28 He didn't tell us.
24:29 Let's go to America.
24:31 (Laughs)
24:32 Let's go.
24:33 There is nothing here.
24:34 We won't go.
24:36 When you went, I saw a dead dog on the rocks.
24:39 I missed you a lot.
24:40 (Laughs)
24:42 Mr. Arun, you forgot Bobby Tapit again.
24:44 No, he is coming to you.
24:46 Tell me the address of the shop.
24:47 Yes, tell me the address of the shop.
24:49 He is coming to the address of the shop.
24:50 He lives in Patto.
24:51 He is my aunt's son.
24:52 Okay.
24:52 He lives in Sat Chakke village.
24:55 Patto is so big.
24:56 How will we get the goods from there?
24:58 Your goods are here.
25:00 Just get it done now.
25:00 (Laughs)
25:02 Okay, I am done.
25:04 If you want to go and ask someone,
25:05 he lives in Jamal Chowk.
25:07 Jamal Chowk.
25:08 Okay.
25:09 You will reach Jamal Chowk.
25:11 Jamal Chowk is where the legs are.
25:13 Legs.
25:14 You will take the goods from there.
25:16 You will take the goods from there.
25:18 (Laughs)
25:20 Make a house for me.
25:22 I will give you a house.
25:23 (Laughs)
25:24 Sir, what if we go to Chichawat directly?
25:27 No, no.
25:28 The one who has legs can't get a ride.
25:29 He will give you a ride.
25:30 (Laughs)
25:32 You haven't thought of anything yet.
25:33 Mr. Arun, I am telling Pappi that I won't go.
25:37 Why won't you go?
25:37 The environment is good here.
25:39 What environment is here?
25:40 Mr. Arun.
25:41 Yes.
25:42 Bobby Tapit has never come here.
25:44 Okay, he is coming.
25:45 Let's listen to Bobby Tapit.
25:47 Tell me, what do you want to say, Bobby?
25:48 We want our friend to go to America.
25:51 Let him say.
25:52 (Laughs)
25:56 Viewers, there is a small break.
25:58 We will have fun after the break.
26:00 The world has learned.
26:01 The world.
26:02 The ones who talk about intelligence are called intelligent.
26:04 You have to learn from the world.
26:06 Keep quiet.
26:07 Mr. Talib. Mr. Talib.
26:10 The requirement of wisdom is that you don't play the flute in front of a buffalo.
26:13 Oh.
26:14 (Laughs)
26:15 Wow.
26:16 I can give you a piece of advice.
26:18 (Laughs)
26:21 (Music)
26:24 Welcome back, viewers.
26:25 Now our segment is 'Jahan-e-Danish'.
26:27 Oh.
26:29 This came after a long time.
26:31 After a long time.
26:32 Was this concept of Mr. Danish?
26:34 This concept was of mine and Mr. Danish before starting the show.
26:40 Oh.
26:40 In fact, it was before we started the show.
26:43 It was before that.
26:44 Don't say that.
26:45 He used to ride a bicycle with three wheels.
26:48 (Laughs)
26:49 What is 'Danish'?
26:52 'Danish'?
26:52 'Danish'.
26:53 Look, there are different types of knowledge in the world.
26:57 Some are deductive knowledge.
26:58 Some are the knowledge that God has sent us.
27:02 Of course.
27:03 Laughing, crying, screaming, eating, drinking, breathing.
27:07 No one teaches you all these things.
27:09 Exactly.
27:09 It is in your intelligence.
27:11 And there are many things in your intelligence
27:14 that when a person sees someone else suffering from something
27:17 he avoids it.
27:19 Right.
27:19 This is your observational knowledge.
27:22 Yes.
27:22 It is deductive knowledge.
27:23 So, the one who has this observation
27:28 that he learns from other people's mistakes,
27:31 understands them,
27:32 then he analyzes them in his mind
27:35 and decides that this is right and this is wrong.
27:39 The one who knows the reality of things
27:43 and not only believes what he sees,
27:46 is a knowledgeable person.
27:48 This is a comedy show.
27:49 You should do this in the ICU.
27:51 Laughing.
27:52 But..
27:53 He is a knowledgeable person.
27:54 He is a knowledgeable person.
27:55 He is a knowledgeable person.
27:56 Tell us, Saleem.
27:58 A knowledgeable person is a person who is a wise person.
28:01 He is a knowledgeable person.
28:02 I told you.
28:03 He is a wise person.
28:04 The one who talks about intelligence is a wise person.
28:06 You have to learn all this from the world.
28:08 Shut up and watch.
28:09 Saleem.
28:11 Knowledgeable people don't play the flute in front of a buffalo.
28:15 Oh.
28:17 Wow.
28:18 I can give you a piece of advice.
28:20 Laughing.
28:21 Mr. Danish, I feel bad that you called Saleem a flute.
28:25 Laughing.
28:27 Wow.
28:27 Okay. I did the right thing.
28:29 No.
28:29 Speaking of knowledge,
28:31 there is a book on governance in the world
28:33 called 'Ayaar-e-Danish'.
28:35 Its Urdu translation is available under the name of Khairat Afroz.
28:38 And you know that its name is inspired by a book.
28:42 Okay.
28:42 And that book is lying right here in the books.
28:45 'Jahan-e-Digar'.
28:46 'Jahan-e-Digar' and 'Jahan-e-Danish'.
28:48 This was Mr. Ehsaan Danish.
28:50 He was a worker who didn't go to school.
28:56 He couldn't study.
28:57 Wow.
28:58 When the university was being built,
29:00 he was working on bricks.
29:02 And when the university was built,
29:04 he headed the doctorate degree in that university.
29:08 Wow.
29:10 Wow.
29:11 I am not that crazy.
29:12 Unbelievable.
29:13 I told Mr. Agha that
29:16 the last segment of today's show is about
29:18 the way we behave.
29:20 The way we have developed a culture.
29:22 The way you see us on screen.
29:24 We are like this off camera and on camera.
29:27 No.
29:28 When the camera is off, we don't say, "Hey, Agha."
29:31 Laughing.
29:33 I was telling him that the culture we have developed,
29:37 I have brought a point about this culture.
29:39 I want everyone to listen to it carefully.
29:42 This is a 1978 incident.
29:44 Okay.
29:45 The doctors in the world started doing research
29:50 that cholesterol and sugar
29:54 cause heart disease,
29:58 diabetes,
30:00 blood pressure,
30:02 obesity.
30:03 And obesity is not a disease.
30:06 Yes.
30:07 Some people have a DNA that has a pattern.
30:10 It has to be made according to that.
30:13 Some people have diseases.
30:15 Okay.
30:15 What are all these diseases and what is their treatment?
30:21 To find out this,
30:23 Ohio State University of America
30:26 funded this research.
30:28 They took some rabbits
30:30 and fed them ghee for several months.
30:34 They fed them sugar.
30:36 And the unhealthy things that can be fed,
30:40 those rabbits were fed
30:42 so that they get these diseases
30:45 and then we research on it
30:48 and find a treatment for it.
30:49 You are telling me that I am a dengue patient
30:51 and I eat these things.
30:53 Laughing.
30:55 Did you make this pattern or did you get someone to read it?
30:58 Laughing.
31:00 Sir, Agha is a senior man.
31:02 He didn't tell the difference between a rabbit and a rat.
31:03 Laughing.
31:05 The rabbit that was given an unhealthy diet,
31:09 all of them fell ill.
31:10 Oh no.
31:11 There was one bunch of them.
31:13 They didn't fall ill.
31:14 They were worried that why they didn't get affected.
31:19 Either they don't eat or they are being fed to someone.
31:21 Laughing.
31:22 They repeated that research again
31:26 on different rabbits.
31:28 Yes.
31:28 One bunch of those rabbits didn't get affected.
31:32 Yes.
31:33 Why?
31:33 He asked what is the reason.
31:34 He saw that last time also,
31:37 there was only one doctor on these 20 rabbits
31:41 who was feeding them.
31:42 Yes.
31:42 This time also, that same bunch didn't fall ill.
31:46 When he checked the protocols,
31:48 all the doctors used to go,
31:51 feed the rabbits and come back.
31:54 She used to go,
31:56 first she used to love them, talk to them,
31:59 pat them,
32:01 Wow.
32:01 take care of them, hug them,
32:04 feed them and then after loving them,
32:07 she used to leave them in peace.
32:09 The only difference was that
32:12 she used to love them.
32:14 Those foods and things didn't affect them.
32:19 Wow.
32:19 They were fine and the same with humans.
32:21 Wow.
32:22 Wow.
32:23 Very good message.
32:25 I have concluded that eat only those things
32:28 that are unhealthy like pizza, burger, etc.
32:30 Laughing.
32:30 I have concluded one more thing.
32:32 What?
32:33 That dengue mosquito didn't love Mr. Salim.
32:36 Laughing.
32:37 And Mr. Salim, next time before feeding the bees,
32:38 talk to them lovingly and then hit them.
32:40 Laughing.
32:43 I want to ask a question.
32:45 Why did they experiment on rabbits?
32:47 Why didn't they use any other pet?
32:49 Wow.
32:49 Bring all the white cats.
32:50 Laughing.
32:52 How did you make the hair?
32:53 It looks like a poor man's hair.
32:55 Laughing.
32:56 I will answer your question.
32:57 The reason is that the structure of our body
33:00 and organs are similar to that of a rabbit.
33:04 That's why during studies, the anatomy of a rabbit is studied.
33:08 Anyway, after that, in the whole world,
33:12 what do doctors do?
33:13 They say, bring evidence.
33:15 Wow.
33:15 Not just fake things, but bring evidence.
33:17 They thought that it should be that the person
33:21 who is getting more love, kindness and morality,
33:25 his age should be more.
33:27 Yes.
33:27 Then they found out which culture is there in the whole world
33:32 in which people live together,
33:36 don't get angry and stay away from each other
33:39 and their festivals are such that they are together repeatedly
33:43 and love each other.
33:44 So, they found out that there is only one culture in the whole world,
33:47 on an island called Okinawa.
33:50 It is in Japan.
33:51 In Okinawa, there is a culture that they are kind,
33:54 forgive, don't repeat mistakes,
33:57 hug each other and are together in the form of a community.
34:02 So, the most healthy and longest life in the world is in Okinawa
34:09 because there morality is the best.
34:10 Wow.
34:11 Very good.
34:12 Very good.
34:13 So, stay together, stay with morality, love,
34:19 stay with love, hug each other.
34:22 But Mr. Agha doesn't want to be close to everyone.
34:24 What should we do?
34:25 Sir, he is wearing a suit for the reception.
34:27 It is not for the reception, it is for the inauguration.
34:30 Don't you have any function in your house?
34:31 They used to have it earlier.
34:34 They used to have it earlier, now they are running away.
34:36 What is your problem with the suit he is wearing?
34:40 Tell us.
34:41 He is having a problem.
34:42 I am having a problem.
34:44 Of course, you are having a problem.
34:45 This is not the way to talk.
34:46 I will tell you one thing.
34:48 This is not the way to talk.
34:49 This is the way to talk.
34:50 If you want..
34:51 Shut up.
34:52 The way Mr. Agha doesn't tolerate anything against Mr. Salim,
34:55 I don't tolerate anything against my will.
34:57 Absolutely.
34:58 No, no.
34:58 She is just saying that she has found a suit for you.
35:01 No, no.
35:02 We are soul sisters.
35:03 Yes.
35:04 No, no.
35:05 Don't say this wrong thing, Arzu.
35:07 Honour.
35:08 Okay.
35:08 Mr. Agha has never stopped you from talking to Mr. Salim.
35:11 You should not ask him to make boxes.
35:14 You should ask him to make iron spoons.
35:16 You should..
35:17 This is fine.
35:19 But why should you say anything else?
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