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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | 19th January 2024
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00:00 "Hoshiyaariyaan"
00:04 Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariyaan.
00:08 Friends, we know that our country is going through a very difficult time.
00:13 Especially the youth, I see that they talk about hopelessness and despair.
00:19 But know one thing, if you are admitted in a hospital
00:24 and a doctor comes to you and shows you an injection and says
00:27 "If I give you this injection, you will get better in no time."
00:31 "And after a minute, you will be healthy."
00:33 "But after a day of being healthy, you will be sick forever."
00:38 "And if the other doctor tells you that if you take this medicine, you will be very comfortable."
00:44 "But you will be fine forever."
00:45 "Whom will you choose?"
00:48 In Pakistan, because it is the time of elections,
00:50 it is the time of elections,
00:52 even in this time, you will have doctors like this.
00:55 One will come who will give you hope and hope for that day
00:58 and will say that I will cure everything in a snap of a finger.
01:01 But remember, this is that injection that will keep you healthy for a day.
01:06 But as soon as that day passes,
01:08 immediately after that, you will go back to the same disease that is not going to be cured.
01:13 So know that it will be the wrong number
01:15 who will tell you that I will cure everything in a snap of a finger.
01:19 Remember, you have to vote only for the one
01:21 whose opinion, whose thinking is around for the next 20, 30, 50 years.
01:27 Because he is the right doctor
01:28 who will think about your children.
01:30 Who will think about your children's children.
01:33 Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:35 Today, we will take you to the square
01:37 and see the deep meaning of elections.
01:39 Oh man!
01:40 Give me the water.
01:41 Yes.
01:41 Give it to him.
01:44 What is happening?
01:45 Sir, we are bringing the flags of our party.
01:47 Is your party a party of Yarkans?
01:50 Sir, this is the colour of our party.
01:51 Yellow?
01:52 Yes, yellow.
01:53 What is the reason for this?
01:54 This is the symbol of peace.
01:55 How is that?
01:56 I don't know, they have told us to bring it.
01:58 Man, this is too small.
02:01 We have put the flags of the opposition.
02:03 Yes.
02:04 We have pulled the string from them.
02:05 Don't do this work.
02:07 Sir, why not?
02:08 What do you think, how is this small?
02:10 The leader is also like this.
02:12 Sir, the leader is with us.
02:14 Why is he not working?
02:15 Why are you working?
02:17 Sir, we work as workers.
02:18 We are ready to give our lives.
02:20 Why do you call yourself a worker?
02:21 Call yourself a slave.
02:22 What happened?
02:23 Man, he is speaking in Urdu too.
02:25 What is the slogan of your party?
02:28 Your brother is my brother.
02:30 Akhtar Rai.
02:31 Your brother is my brother.
02:33 Akhtar Rai.
02:35 Your brother is my brother.
02:36 Akhtar Rai.
02:38 Your brother is my brother.
02:39 Akhtar Rai.
02:41 Very good.
02:43 Thank you very much.
02:44 I will take care of all the poor people.
02:46 Is this your guard?
02:47 Has it been changed?
02:48 Yes, yes, guard.
02:48 What guard?
02:49 This.
02:50 God has given you a guard.
02:52 This means you are not my son.
02:53 Okay, your son.
02:55 My son.
02:55 Okay, very good.
02:56 Your brother is my brother.
02:58 Akhtar Rai.
03:00 Your brother is my brother.
03:02 Akhtar Rai.
03:04 I will kill you.
03:05 What happened?
03:06 I will become the leader.
03:07 You will have to dance.
03:09 Sir, I am dancing for your happiness.
03:14 I don't know if you have won or not.
03:16 If you don't win, how will I dance?
03:19 If I don't win, I will take the toll.
03:21 Sir, I am not dancing for your happiness.
03:25 Please give me a rope.
03:26 You are not getting a rope here.
03:28 Do you know why?
03:29 What is the reason?
03:30 These people who are fighting against me.
03:32 These people?
03:33 They are doing this.
03:35 They cut the ropes and take their money.
03:38 Oh.
03:38 You should do the same.
03:40 You should also go and destroy everything.
03:42 Take the money and pull the ropes.
03:44 Tear the posters.
03:45 We will destroy everything.
03:47 I will tell them to take their money and posters.
03:52 Yes, you will destroy everything.
03:54 Dad, I will tear their posters.
03:56 It's not your job.
03:58 They will take the money and you will dance.
04:00 (Laughs)
04:01 He is a worker.
04:03 He is a Sikh.
04:03 Go and get the rope.
04:06 This is not the way.
04:09 You are doing injustice to your opponent.
04:11 What is the reason?
04:12 Aren't they doing injustice to us?
04:13 What did they do?
04:14 Do you know how many posters were put up here?
04:16 Okay.
04:16 I count the posters every night.
04:18 (Laughs)
04:19 Did they take them?
04:20 Yes.
04:21 Where is the shopkeeper today?
04:22 He is busy with work.
04:23 The elections are near.
04:24 Okay.
04:25 He is ringing the bells.
04:26 Yes.
04:27 Mr. Raheel, have you ever won an election?
04:29 I won the election 10 years ago.
04:31 Okay.
04:32 Mr. Imratab won the last election.
04:34 Okay.
04:35 He won and he won.
04:37 Sir, they are preparing for the Jalsa.
04:39 They want to do something.
04:41 Nothing.
04:42 When they will dance,
04:44 they will not let their hands move.
04:45 Listen to me.
04:46 You are their leader.
04:47 The leader,
04:48 even the parents,
04:49 Yes.
04:50 they lead by their actions.
04:51 Everyone speaks well.
04:53 But,
04:54 if you teach them morality today,
04:57 they will behave with you with morality in the future.
04:59 That's right.
05:00 Teach them ethics.
05:01 Otherwise, one day,
05:02 they will be at your feet.
05:04 (Laughs)
05:07 Keep in mind,
05:08 whether you win or lose the elections.
05:10 Yes.
05:11 Don't let them win.
05:12 (Laughs)
05:13 Listen to me.
05:15 When you start their moral training from today,
05:19 you will see that they will become loyal,
05:22 die hard followers of you.
05:25 They will stand where you put your finger.
05:27 I won't let a single person of the opposition step forward.
05:29 No.
05:31 You will beat them up.
05:34 We will beat them up.
05:36 Look, how they will sing with my voice.
05:38 (Laughs)
05:39 That's a big thing.
05:40 Look, what the opposition has done.
05:42 What?
05:43 They have brought the churns we brought last night.
05:45 They have also read the posters.
05:46 So, tell them.
05:47 Teach them ethics.
05:49 You should be different.
05:50 You should be unique.
05:52 You should tell them that this is not morality.
05:54 Absolutely.
05:54 A good person should keep doing good deeds.
05:57 I am not a good person.
05:58 I am like you.
05:59 (Laughs)
06:00 Look, listen to me.
06:02 People of my circle,
06:04 I am like you.
06:05 You are standing.
06:06 (Laughs)
06:08 Mr. Badli, you are the son of a leader.
06:10 You are not a worker.
06:11 Okay.
06:12 Okay, he is the son of a leader.
06:14 He is mine.
06:15 Yes, he is a leader.
06:16 I swear,
06:18 I am telling you,
06:20 in this circle,
06:22 Maratab Ali has been beaten up.
06:24 He is singing a lot.
06:25 (Laughs)
06:26 He is not a singer.
06:27 Maratab is a good person.
06:28 (Laughs)
06:30 A person of this good Maratab,
06:32 in this circle,
06:33 he is naked.
06:34 Break his legs.
06:35 This Maratab has done a lot of corruption.
06:38 In this country,
06:39 he has not left anything.
06:41 Jaisal, you stand with me.
06:42 You do half of the speech.
06:44 (Laughs)
06:45 There is noise in the streets.
06:47 Maratab is a thief.
06:49 In the streets,
06:50 (Beeps)
06:53 Son, what is bothering you?
06:55 (Laughs)
06:57 I am dancing for your happiness.
06:59 (Laughs)
07:00 I have taken a loan from him.
07:03 (Laughs)
07:04 Have some shame.
07:05 You have it.
07:07 I am telling you,
07:08 you are the leader of the people of the present.
07:09 Greetings, viewers.
07:11 I am Neeli from Neeli News.
07:13 I am present in the circle number 102.
07:17 I have with me,
07:19 the famous and famous person of Pakistan,
07:22 whose internationally famous name is Akram Rahi.
07:26 Let's have a song.
07:27 (Laughs)
07:32 (Sings)
07:38 If you had sung, you would have danced.
07:40 (Laughs)
07:41 He is not Akram Rahi.
07:43 Sir, who is he?
07:44 Akhtar Rahi.
07:44 Akhtar Rahi, I am here for the elections.
07:47 Tell me, what are the problems of the people in this circle?
07:51 There are many problems.
07:52 These problems have been going on for the past 76 years.
07:55 I am sure, I hope,
07:58 that after winning,
07:59 I will be able to control all the problems of this circle.
08:02 Akhtar Rahi.
08:04 Long live.
08:05 Akhtar Rahi.
08:06 Long live.
08:08 Sir, tell me, what is your election symbol?
08:10 Apple.
08:11 What did you think of keeping it?
08:12 I was heartbroken during the speech.
08:14 (Laughs)
08:15 I didn't want to keep it.
08:17 He has got it.
08:18 Okay.
08:19 Yes, this was an apple.
08:21 He gave it to me.
08:22 (Laughs)
08:23 There is a rally coming up.
08:25 Come, let's cover it together.
08:26 Come, come, quickly.
08:27 Mr. Rahi has gone to Murat Abli's concert.
08:30 (Laughs)
08:31 Your brother, my brother.
08:33 Akhtar Rahi.
08:34 Akhtar Rahi.
08:35 Your brother.
08:36 Akhtar Rahi, you are my father.
08:38 (Laughs)
08:40 Your brother, my brother.
08:42 Akhtar Rahi.
08:43 Akhtar Rahi.
08:44 Don't sleep peacefully after eating.
08:46 Murat Abli.
08:47 Murat Abli.
08:48 Don't sleep peacefully after eating.
08:50 Murat Abli.
08:51 Murat Abli.
08:52 Don't sleep peacefully after eating.
08:54 Murat Abli.
08:55 Murat Abli.
08:56 My friends,
08:57 and the people of this poor country,
09:01 the way you loved me last time,
09:04 and made me successful,
09:06 and took me to the assembly,
09:08 I am very thankful to you.
09:10 And I expect from you,
09:12 that this time again,
09:14 you will vote for me and make me successful,
09:16 and take me to the assembly.
09:18 I promise you all,
09:20 if I go to the assembly,
09:22 your roads, hospitals,
09:25 dispensaries,
09:27 schools for children,
09:29 I will make everything right.
09:31 So what have you done in the last 5 years?
09:33 My friends,
09:34 Not my friends, you should talk to me.
09:36 The way I will reach the assembly,
09:40 I promise you,
09:42 that before your problems reach the assembly,
09:48 I will make sure that they are fixed.
09:51 If anyone points a finger at me,
09:53 I know that my opponents,
09:56 don't blame me.
09:58 I am ready to face the media.
10:01 You said that you have promised,
10:05 that you will make sure that the people of this area,
10:07 will have an open court.
10:09 Why didn't you do that?
10:10 I don't understand my friends,
10:12 these roads have been built,
10:14 since many years.
10:16 You said that you are ready to face the media.
10:20 But uncle,
10:21 the way this changes,
10:22 they will win.
10:24 Why did you change the party,
10:26 when you won?
10:27 Look, in Hasaptaal,
10:29 these people have not decided.
10:32 I was going to say that we should vote for him.
10:34 Why is he saying this?
10:35 He has not given a single answer to the media,
10:39 he has not even kept the media in his office.
10:42 I was going to say that the media is my king.
10:46 This is true.
10:47 My opponents,
10:49 look at the record of the previous people,
10:53 the corruption they have done,
10:55 build houses,
10:56 build cars,
10:59 where did this come from?
11:00 Look at their fight,
11:02 a poor man,
11:05 cannot build these houses,
11:07 my opponents have built them.
11:09 One question,
11:10 how many houses do you have?
11:11 I am telling you,
11:12 if I am in power,
11:14 I will tear them apart.
11:16 How many cars do you have?
11:17 One minute,
11:18 your vote is not in our circle,
11:20 it is a debate.
11:21 He said that he is ready to face the media.
11:24 He has 8 houses,
11:26 16 houses.
11:27 8 houses, 16 houses?
11:29 Where is his fight coming from?
11:31 He is a poor man,
11:32 his father used to build a dam.
11:33 Oh,
11:34 Damre.
11:35 Oh, Damre.
11:36 As much as I feel about the poor,
11:39 Obviously,
11:40 if it is not in your heart,
11:41 then who will feel?
11:42 Sometimes,
11:43 the pain of sitting in this car,
11:44 sometimes,
11:45 the pain of sitting in that house.
11:46 Absolutely.
11:47 He can see from every house that he is poor.
11:49 I can see.
11:50 My circle is a witness,
11:51 that whenever my circle needs me,
11:54 I am there.
11:55 I have reached late.
11:56 This is the matter.
11:57 But uncle,
11:58 I am sure that
11:59 I am the winner.
12:00 How is that?
12:01 The silence he is standing with,
12:03 he has patience.
12:05 I am telling you, Mr. Akhtar,
12:07 you give me an order,
12:08 I will not give him a chance.
12:10 Who is it?
12:11 Who will give him a chance?
12:12 Who will give him a chance?
12:13 Who will give him a chance?
12:14 He has gone.
12:15 Leave me alone.
12:16 You just don't tell me.
12:18 He is not like that.
12:19 Leave me alone.
12:20 You just don't tell me.
12:21 Look what I am doing.
12:22 He is not like that.
12:23 Leave me alone.
12:24 Just don't tell me.
12:25 I am not like that.
12:26 You are talking something weird.
12:27 Don't tell me.
12:28 He is not like that.
12:29 Brother,
12:30 Mr. Leader,
12:31 I am patient.
12:32 You just don't tell me.
12:33 I am not like that.
12:34 He was talking.
12:36 Come on.
12:38 Come on.
12:39 Move aside.
12:40 Come on.
12:41 I will not give you.
12:42 I will hit you.
12:43 Don't hit me.
12:44 Don't hit me.
12:45 Don't do it.
12:46 Move aside.
12:47 Move aside.
12:48 Move aside.
12:49 Move aside.
12:50 Don't do it.
12:51 Move aside.
12:54 Don't fight.
12:55 Don't fight.
12:56 Don't do it.
13:00 Doctor said that
13:01 there is no problem.
13:02 All of them are injured
13:03 but he is still standing.
13:04 He is not able to stand
13:15 in this crowd.
13:17 Don't sleep at night.
13:18 Go and get yourself
13:19 massaged.
13:20 Okay.
13:22 Get up.
13:23 Okay.
13:24 Get up.
13:25 I will break your hand.
13:26 And go with them.
13:28 Okay.
13:29 Okay.
13:30 Get up.
13:32 They are fighting.
13:33 She is always like this.
13:35 You are going to the hospital
13:36 with your help.
13:37 Look,
13:41 political parties
13:42 do such activities knowingly.
13:43 Everyone knows that
13:44 one party has an office here
13:45 and the other party
13:46 has come there
13:47 with their rally.
13:48 Mr. Danish,
13:49 the problem is not this.
13:50 The problem is that
13:51 when you run out of evidences,
13:52 the voices become louder.
13:53 Fights.
13:54 When you don't have
13:55 any evidence,
13:56 you get down
13:57 on the scale of
13:58 the 10 names.
13:59 When you are a criminal,
14:00 you get down
14:01 on the scale of
14:02 the hand and foot.
14:03 The real facts
14:04 are revealed here.
14:05 And those people
14:06 whose names
14:07 they don't even know
14:08 properly,
14:09 they fight for them
14:10 in their offices
14:11 and in different places
14:12 and do their worst.
14:13 And the fights
14:14 between them,
14:15 they are probably
14:16 relatives of each other.
14:17 And they want
14:18 to serve the people
14:19 and have become
14:20 enemies with each other.
14:21 That's right.
14:22 Sona bhai,
14:26 come and sit.
14:27 How are you, Akhtar?
14:28 Thank God.
14:29 Thank God.
14:33 Thank God.
14:34 How are you, Sona ji?
14:37 Thank God.
14:38 You are looking good.
14:39 I was...
14:40 When you came,
14:41 you were fighting.
14:42 Yes.
14:43 I didn't see
14:44 you as a kid.
14:45 I was like,
14:46 "Wow, you have grown up."
14:47 Yes, brother.
14:48 You were so young
14:49 in the last election.
14:50 Oh, so you have
14:51 become 50 years
14:52 in 5 years.
14:53 Son, come here.
14:54 Say hello to uncle.
14:55 Amriti.
14:56 Long live.
14:57 Long live.
14:58 What happened?
14:59 Akhtar.
15:00 Your nephew.
15:01 Yes.
15:02 Thank God.
15:03 You are looking good.
15:04 He is actually
15:05 very exercise.
15:06 Yes.
15:07 Yes.
15:08 He is dancing
15:09 in a rickshaw.
15:10 He is dancing in a rickshaw.
15:11 And he is getting
15:13 married.
15:14 He is so happy.
15:15 He was going to be
15:16 even happier, Sona.
15:17 Okay.
15:18 If Sajid wasn't
15:19 in that condition.
15:20 Yes.
15:21 He would have said,
15:22 "I will
15:23 break your
15:24 head in this rickshaw."
15:25 You are the most
15:26 corrupt man.
15:27 You are not ashamed.
15:28 You have
15:29 lost your dignity.
15:30 You are a coward.
15:31 Did you say
15:32 that...
15:33 You know what?
15:34 I...
15:35 You are
15:36 very funny.
15:37 You are a fan.
15:38 I have thought
15:39 about something.
15:40 Tell me, Akhtar.
15:41 Why don't you
15:42 change this friendship
15:43 into a relationship?
15:44 What is better
15:45 than this?
15:46 She is your daughter
15:47 and he is my son.
15:48 That's it.
15:49 You are fighting
15:50 the children of the poor
15:51 and getting married.
15:52 We are going
15:53 to call the poor.
15:54 Yes,
15:55 that's true.
15:56 Akhtar,
15:57 I think
15:58 we should hold
15:59 an election.
16:00 Yes.
16:01 We should get
16:02 both of them married.
16:03 We will have
16:04 a good function.
16:05 Yes, why not?
16:06 Okay.
16:07 We will decide
16:08 about the election.
16:09 Yes.
16:10 Okay, Akhtar.
16:11 Let's hug
16:12 each other.
16:13 Hello.
16:14 Didn't you call me?
16:15 We were
16:16 talking about
16:17 hugging each other.
16:18 You are
16:19 changing
16:20 your friendship
16:21 into this.
16:22 Yes,
16:23 brother Akhtar.
16:24 My brother,
16:25 my brother.
16:26 Akhtar,
16:27 my brother.
16:28 Akhtar,
16:29 my brother.
16:30 Akhtar,
16:31 my brother.
16:32 Akhtar,
16:33 my brother.
16:34 Akhtar,
16:35 my brother.
16:36 Akhtar,
16:37 my brother.
16:38 Akhtar,
16:39 my brother.
16:40 Akhtar,
16:41 my brother.
16:42 Akhtar,
16:43 my brother.
16:44 Akhtar,
16:45 my brother.
16:46 Akhtar,
16:47 my brother.
16:48 Akhtar,
16:49 my brother.
16:50 Akhtar,
16:51 my brother.
16:52 Akhtar,
16:53 my brother.
16:54 Akhtar,
16:55 my brother.
16:56 Akhtar,
16:57 my brother.
16:58 Akhtar,
16:59 my brother.
17:00 Akhtar,
17:01 my brother.
17:02 Akhtar,
17:03 my brother.
17:04 Akhtar,
17:05 my brother.
17:06 Akhtar,
17:07 my brother.
17:08 Akhtar,
17:09 my brother.
17:10 Akhtar,
17:11 my brother.
17:12 Akhtar,
17:13 my brother.
17:14 Akhtar,
17:15 my brother.
17:16 Akhtar,
17:17 my brother.
17:18 Akhtar,
17:19 my brother.
17:20 Akhtar,
17:21 my brother.
17:22 Akhtar,
17:23 my brother.
17:24 Akhtar,
17:25 my brother.
17:26 Akhtar,
17:27 my brother.
17:28 Akhtar,
17:29 my brother.
17:30 Akhtar,
17:31 my brother.
17:32 Akhtar,
17:33 my brother.
17:34 Akhtar,
17:35 my brother.
17:36 Akhtar,
17:37 my brother.
17:38 Akhtar,
17:39 my brother.
17:40 Akhtar,
17:41 my brother.
17:42 Akhtar,
17:43 my brother.
17:44 Akhtar,
17:45 my brother.
17:46 Akhtar,
17:47 my brother.
17:48 Akhtar,
17:49 my brother.
17:50 Akhtar,
17:51 my brother.
17:52 Akhtar,
17:53 my brother.
17:54 Akhtar,
17:55 my brother.
17:56 Akhtar,
17:57 my brother.
17:58 Akhtar,
17:59 my brother.
18:00 Akhtar,
18:01 my brother.
18:02 Akhtar,
18:03 my brother.
18:04 Akhtar,
18:05 my brother.
18:06 Akhtar,
18:07 my brother.
18:08 Akhtar,
18:09 my brother.
18:10 Akhtar,
18:11 my brother.
18:12 Akhtar,
18:13 my brother.
18:14 Akhtar,
18:15 my brother.
18:16 Akhtar,
18:17 my brother.
18:18 Akhtar,
18:19 my brother.
18:20 Akhtar,
18:21 my brother.
18:22 Akhtar,
18:23 my brother.
18:24 Akhtar,
18:25 my brother.
18:26 Akhtar,
18:27 my brother.
18:28 Akhtar,
18:29 my brother.
18:30 Akhtar,
18:31 my brother.
18:32 Akhtar,
18:33 my brother.
18:34 Akhtar,
18:35 my brother.
18:36 Akhtar,
18:37 my brother.
18:38 Akhtar,
18:39 my brother.
18:40 Akhtar,
18:41 my brother.
18:42 Akhtar,
18:43 my brother.
18:44 Akhtar,
18:45 my brother.
18:46 Akhtar,
18:47 my brother.
18:48 Akhtar,
18:49 my brother.
18:50 Akhtar,
18:51 my brother.
18:52 Akhtar,
18:53 my brother.
18:54 Akhtar,
18:55 my brother.
18:56 Akhtar,
18:57 my brother.
18:58 Akhtar,
18:59 my brother.
19:00 Akhtar,
19:01 my brother.
19:02 Akhtar,
19:03 my brother.
19:04 Akhtar,
19:05 my brother.
19:06 Akhtar,
19:07 my brother.
19:08 Akhtar,
19:09 my brother.
19:10 Akhtar,
19:11 my brother.
19:12 Akhtar,
19:13 my brother.
19:14 Akhtar,
19:15 my brother.
19:16 Akhtar,
19:17 my brother.
19:18 Akhtar,
19:19 my brother.
19:20 Akhtar,
19:21 my brother.
19:22 Akhtar,
19:23 my brother.
19:24 Akhtar,
19:25 my brother.
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27:57 my brother.
27:58 Akhtar,
27:59 my brother.
28:00 Akhtar,
28:01 my brother.
28:02 Akhtar,
28:03 my brother.
28:04 Akhtar,
28:05 my brother.
28:06 Akhtar,
28:07 my brother.
28:08 Akhtar,
28:09 my brother.
28:10 Akhtar,
28:11 my brother.
28:12 Akhtar,
28:13 my brother.
28:14 Akhtar,
28:15 my brother.
28:16 Haroon,
28:17 I co-wrote this song.
28:18 It was a beautiful experience
28:20 to make this song
28:21 and release it.
28:22 You know,
28:23 it's a cold season.
28:24 It's a heartbreak season.
28:25 Yes, true.
28:26 So,
28:27 I kept this in mind
28:28 and released it
28:29 at the right time.
28:30 Very good.
28:31 I'm so glad
28:32 people are liking it.
28:33 Thank you so much
28:34 for having me over.
28:35 You're most welcome.
28:36 The song itself
28:37 is really good.
28:38 We'll listen to it.
28:39 But how will you
28:40 make it in Hollywood?
28:41 Haroon,
28:43 I try to
28:44 do something
28:45 different
28:46 from what I do
28:47 as a feature host.
28:48 I've shot songs
28:49 in Pakistan
28:50 and Northern areas.
28:51 I like it
28:52 when I shoot here.
28:53 You should say
28:54 that Allah has given you
28:55 the right to speak.
28:56 If you do it in Goa,
28:58 you'll be in Kasur.
28:59 The audience
29:05 has been waiting
29:06 to participate in the show.
29:07 Let's talk to them.
29:08 Sure.
29:09 Hello, sir.
29:10 My name is
29:11 Asher Nazeem.
29:12 I'm here
29:13 to talk to you
29:14 about your love
29:15 and your conversations.
29:16 I'd like to share
29:17 a poem about your love.
29:18 Go ahead.
29:19 If I settle
29:20 in your heart,
29:21 I won't be able to leave.
29:23 Wow.
29:24 If I settle
29:25 in your heart,
29:26 I won't be able to leave.
29:27 Otherwise,
29:28 I won't be able to count
29:29 the scattered
29:30 particles of the soil.
29:31 Wow.
29:32 Amazing.
29:33 Amazing.
29:34 Amazing.
29:35 Mr. Haroon,
29:36 didn't you feel bad?
29:37 What?
29:38 He shared his poem
29:39 in the name of your love.
29:40 My love
29:41 is in his heart
29:42 and that's why.
29:43 In his name.
29:44 I see.
29:45 Not that.
29:46 My brother
29:47 has a record.
29:48 What?
29:49 He eats
29:50 100 eggs in a minute.
29:51 Okay.
29:53 Next.
29:54 Who's next?
29:55 Sir, my name is
29:56 Mohammad Iqbal.
29:57 I'm here
29:58 with my family.
29:59 Wow.
30:00 My elder brother
30:01 is sitting behind me.
30:02 My wife is also here.
30:03 Sir, I won't say anything.
30:04 I know what you're going to say.
30:05 I know.
30:06 Sir, this is
30:08 Ikhlaq Ahmed's song.
30:09 Wow.
30:10 I still love you
30:12 without seeing you.
30:18 Wow.
30:19 Wow.
30:20 I still don't know
30:24 your name.
30:29 Oh.
30:38 Wow.
30:39 Wow.
30:40 Wow.
30:41 Wow.
30:42 Wow.
30:43 My heart says
30:44 your dream is a lie.
30:52 But I don't listen to it.
31:00 Wow.
31:01 I don't listen to it.
31:11 I don't listen to it.
31:21 I don't listen to it.
31:31 I don't listen to it.
31:41 I don't listen to it.
31:51 I don't listen to it.
32:01 I don't listen to it.
32:11 I don't listen to it.
32:21 I don't listen to it.
32:31 I don't listen to it.
32:41 I don't listen to it.
32:51 I don't listen to it.
33:01 I don't listen to it.
33:11 I don't listen to it.
33:21 I don't listen to it.
33:31 I don't listen to it.
33:41 I don't listen to it.
33:51 I don't listen to it.
34:01 I don't listen to it.
34:11 I don't listen to it.
34:21 I don't listen to it.
34:31 I don't listen to it.
34:41 I don't listen to it.
34:51 I don't listen to it.
35:01 I don't listen to it.
35:11 I don't listen to it.

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