Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | Election Special | 3rd February 2024
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00:00 "Hoshiyaariyaan. Hoshiyaariyaan."
00:03 Hello, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariyaan.
00:07 Friends, if someone's half body is paralyzed,
00:10 and only half of it works,
00:12 then he cannot be called a healthy person.
00:14 Half of our country is made up of our mothers, sisters, daughters,
00:19 that is, women.
00:21 This is a very big part of our country.
00:24 And I think, in hindsight,
00:27 that this part of our country is not actively playing its part.
00:32 That day is far away, or at least I see it far away,
00:36 when I find out that both the muscles of my country
00:40 are working perfectly and equally.
00:43 What you are doing is a great thing.
00:46 You are educating the next generation.
00:49 But I would like to request that when it comes to the country,
00:53 the country is run by politics and politicians.
00:57 You should be aware of this.
01:00 These things should be visible on your screen,
01:03 so that you have political awareness.
01:06 You see that the men who talk,
01:09 they are very aware. You should be aware of this.
01:12 This is your responsibility.
01:14 And you have to do this. It's your duty.
01:16 God has created you as a Pakistani.
01:19 So you should play your part in this.
01:22 And don't let this country be paralyzed.
01:24 The most important thing for that is that I request
01:29 that the day there are elections in Pakistan,
01:32 you have to come out.
01:34 You have to come out and cast your vote.
01:36 Don't waste your vote.
01:38 Do cast your vote.
01:39 And be politically active and aware.
01:42 Let's start today's show with this message.
01:45 Today, we'll take you to a politician's den
01:49 and see what's happening there.
01:50 - Is everything ready? - Yes, everything is ready.
01:53 Where is Mr. Akhtar Rai?
01:55 - He's coming. - Is he inside?
01:57 Yes, he's inside. Actually, there are good reports.
02:00 - Is that why you're so happy? - Yes.
02:02 - We have to cast our vote. - Okay.
02:05 And you know, this time, the Prime Minister is going to be our boss.
02:09 How can an MPA become the Prime Minister?
02:11 - Who told you? - Who told you, sir?
02:13 Sir, if an MPA becomes the Prime Minister,
02:16 he'll go to the Assembly and make a law.
02:18 According to that law, an MPA can also become the Prime Minister.
02:21 An MPA will present a bill like this.
02:22 - Who told you this? - Who told you, sir?
02:25 Sir, I'm making people so aware.
02:28 We'll cast our votes.
02:30 And Mr. Rai will receive all the notifications.
02:33 Tell me, who told you this?
02:35 Who told you?
02:36 This is the forward message of WhatsApp that is always fake.
02:41 Who is he?
02:42 Sir, I'm the PSO of Mr. Rai.
02:44 - Is he a staff officer? - Yes, he's a staff officer.
02:45 How many staff members does he have?
02:47 His staff is...
02:48 One.
02:51 Mr. Rai is coming.
02:52 The chain of four mornings.
02:54 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
02:56 Look, who is here.
02:58 Yes, sir.
03:00 "The days are going to be full of fun."
03:03 "Your colour is going to be beautiful."
03:06 "Don't die. Don't die."
03:09 "Don't die, or you'll be a sinner."
03:11 - Thank you very much. - He's so shameless.
03:13 - Oh, man. - Thank you very much.
03:15 Sir, look, he's singing the slogans.
03:16 Who told you that these are your slogans?
03:19 Who told you?
03:20 One of your slogans is very famous these days.
03:24 - Which one? - Give Akhtar to Pakistan.
03:25 - What? - That's it.
03:27 You won't be disappointed.
03:32 - You know, according to a survey... - Yes.
03:34 I've won the election by 99.9%.
03:38 - Wow. - Once again...
03:40 - Akhtar Rai. - Akhtar Rai.
03:42 We'll get our revenge.
03:44 - Akhtar Rai. - Akhtar Rai.
03:48 How do you pronounce these slogans?
03:50 Just say Akhtar Rai.
03:51 - Can I say a slogan? - Go ahead.
03:54 - "Everyone is happy." - "Who will give?"
03:57 - "Who will give?" - "Who will give?"
04:00 He's asking for his own money. You're not saying it.
04:03 Father, sit down. Let him go.
04:06 Look at him. Sit down.
04:08 Everyone, sit down.
04:10 Why are you sitting on the stairs?
04:12 The hen is not letting you touch it.
04:17 I'm not the hen. I'm the one who's letting you touch it.
04:19 Father, he's talking about the hen.
04:22 - What is he talking about? - The hen.
04:24 Uncle, sit down. The members are sitting on the chairs.
04:28 You sit here.
04:29 - Let me introduce you. - Yes.
04:31 - The government has given security. - Yes, it's a must these days.
04:34 Yes, they said that a winner has come.
04:37 He wants to become a minister.
04:38 He's sitting there so comfortably.
04:41 He's a police officer. He's my mentor's son.
04:46 He's here to give the security.
04:49 Yes, I opened it. I said, "Drink it."
04:51 Mr. Akhtar, congratulations on your advance.
04:55 - Very good. - What happened, father?
04:58 Don't you have the right to do this?
05:01 Mr. Haroon, you said that women should be politically active.
05:06 How will women remain active if there are men like him?
05:09 Oh, no.
05:10 - You don't know about this. - What don't I know?
05:13 I don't want to make the entire public proud.
05:17 - He's my son. - Okay.
05:20 How do you know?
05:22 - The public. - The public.
05:26 If someone from the public comes and tells me, I'll believe it.
05:29 Why did you call me here?
05:36 Father, praise me. I called you.
05:38 We'll find out about your fate.
05:41 A parrot will tell you about your fate.
05:44 Do you think my son is a reasonable person?
05:47 If you repeat this sentence in your mind
05:51 that a parrot will tell you about your fate,
05:53 you'll know what kind of a person you are.
05:56 I wrote it down.
05:58 'The suspect should not argue when he makes a move.'
06:01 - You wrote it down? - Yes.
06:04 He made a move. We'll find out what's going to happen.
06:08 Hold this. Give him Rs. 100.
06:10 Hold this.
06:11 - Thank you. - And a betel leaf for Rs. 100.
06:15 Come on, parrot.
06:18 He's not ready to give it.
06:20 "The suspect should not argue when he makes a move."
06:23 Come on, give me the betel leaf.
06:24 Come on. Give me the betel leaf.
06:27 - Wow! - Wow!
06:30 Very good.
06:31 Let's celebrate this happy occasion.
06:35 Wow!
06:37 - Wow! - Wow!
06:40 - Wow! - Wow!
06:43 Thank you.
06:45 You're so weak that you can't even carry a note.
06:51 Oh, God! He's been robbed.
06:54 - It's my loss. - What did you learn from this?
06:57 He's just made us listen to his words.
07:00 He's just saying that good days are yet to come.
07:02 - Celebrate the good times. - I think there's something more.
07:05 Celebrate the good times.
07:07 - And then... - Even after getting a good tie?
07:11 - Yes. - It's a bad omen.
07:13 - Who told you? - Who told you?
07:16 Did you tell him?
07:20 I swear on my mother, I didn't tell him.
07:22 Very good, Chalo.
07:24 - Chadatta. - Thank you, father.
07:26 Son, call me father.
07:28 Call me son. I don't mind.
07:31 Come on, Totia.
07:33 Show us another act of yours.
07:36 Let's see what your luck is.
07:38 - What's the name of this parrot? - It's name is Danish.
07:40 - I don't believe it. - Why?
07:43 It's a clean shave Danish.
07:45 - Mr. Akhtar Rai. - Yes.
07:48 - The parrot has shown you your luck. - Yes.
07:50 The good days are yet to come.
07:52 Wow!
07:54 Wow!
07:57 - Wow! - Wow!
07:59 - That's great. - Yes.
08:00 Now it's going to be fun.
08:02 - Father, do you agree? - I agree.
08:04 - What does it mean? - Sit down.
08:07 - It means... - Yes.
08:09 - When I win the election... - Yes.
08:11 - I'll go to the assembly. - Yes.
08:13 They'll make me sit on the front row of the assembly.
08:15 Your father will take the half first.
08:18 If I miss the half, you'll be in trouble.
08:21 - I'll go to the assembly. - Yes.
08:24 I'll go there and sign on that roast.
08:26 - Wow! - Wow!
08:28 - That's great. - After that, I'll go to the assembly.
08:31 - Yes. - I'll sit on the front row.
08:34 - Yes. - They'll make me stand on the point of order.
08:37 - Wow! - I'll give a speech there.
08:40 All my enemies will be watching me.
08:44 - Oh! - Yes!
08:46 - The price is good. - Give me Rs. 5000.
08:49 I want a good price for Rs. 5000.
08:51 - I'll give you a good price for Rs. 5000. - Thank you.
08:56 - Thank you. - Come on, you.
08:59 - Give a good price for Mr. Akhtar Rai. - Oh, cutie.
09:04 - Wow! Very good. - My dear son.
09:07 Come here, my son.
09:08 I like this sweet and gentle man.
09:12 Wow! Mr. Akhtar Rai, a price for Rs. 5000.
09:16 Those who can't do it, do it themselves.
09:21 - Wow! - Wow!
09:24 - Wow! - Wow!
09:26 - Rai, give him a slap. - Yes.
09:28 - Akhtar's slogans. - Will be heard.
09:33 - Akhtar's slogans. - Will be heard.
09:35 - Wow! Mr. Azam, you're great. - Yes.
09:36 I think they've paralyzed my skull.
09:39 It means that those who can't do it,
09:46 will do it themselves.
09:48 How can I say bad things?
09:50 We should look at both sides.
09:53 I think you didn't hear the example
09:55 - that if you hit someone, - Yes.
09:58 - you'll get a slap. - Why not, father?
10:00 I think you'll go to your mother's house after the election.
10:05 I don't thank each and every one of you.
10:09 But I thank everyone
10:14 for your hard work every day.
10:16 - Yes. - This day has come
10:18 to give a big round of applause to Mr. Akhtar Rai.
10:22 - Yes! - And..
10:25 Don't make noise.
10:32 Mr. Akhtar Rai, at least get him a pillow.
10:36 She thinks that the scout is a pillow.
10:39 Give him all the money.
10:42 Give him such a beating
10:44 that he'll start crying.
10:45 He'll start breaking things.
10:47 - Don't make noise. - Okay.
10:48 Because he's sleeping.
10:50 (Laughs)
10:51 Come on, you.
10:59 Let's cut Mr. Akhtar Rai's fruit.
11:01 Wow! Cut it.
11:03 Cut it, my dear.
11:05 - Wow! - Wow!
11:07 Wow! Sit here.
11:09 Enjoy.
11:10 Mr. Akhtar Rai,
11:14 good days have come and bad days will come.
11:18 Wow!
11:20 Wait, everyone.
11:21 - What are you doing? - Don't make noise.
11:23 Start.
11:24 Wow!
11:26 - We're saved. - We're saved.
11:29 (Laughs)
11:31 Sit down.
11:32 What's there to be happy about?
11:35 Why do they take money from the channels?
11:37 - Why? - What do you mean?
11:38 Good days have come for us.
11:40 And bad days will come for the opponents.
11:43 - Okay. - Yes, sir.
11:44 He's taking out his own meaning.
11:47 Dad, Jhumi is here.
11:49 She's getting down from the car.
11:50 Yes.
11:52 - Dada. - Yes.
11:53 (Speaking in Hindi)
11:55 (Speaking in Hindi)
11:57 (Speaking in Hindi)
11:59 (Speaking in Hindi)
12:03 - Yes. - And, sir.
12:04 - Yes. - Good days have come, right?
12:06 (Laughs)
12:07 But she's asking you to bring coriander and mint.
12:10 I have to say that, right?
12:11 (Laughs)
12:13 (Applause)
12:15 (Speaking in Hindi)
12:16 (Laughs)
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12:25 (Speaking in Hindi)
12:27 (Music)
12:31 (Laughs)
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12:38 (Laughs)
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12:43 (Laughs)
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12:56 (Speaking in Hindi)
12:59 (Laughs)
13:01 (Speaking in Hindi)
13:03 (Laughs)
13:06 Yes.
13:07 I think you're a very decent man.
13:12 - What? - No, sir. He's a star.
13:14 (Laughs)
13:16 - Didn't you read today's newspaper? - What's in the newspaper?
13:19 The newspaper's ID is red.
13:21 Is the newspaper printed on a stick?
13:23 (Laughs)
13:24 Speak clearly.
13:26 The news is in the newspaper.
13:29 You can hide the fraud here.
13:31 Sir, I've never done this in my life.
13:34 - Haroon, this is my only crime. - What's that?
13:37 (Laughs)
13:40 (Speaking in Hindi)
13:43 I don't think so.
13:45 Sir, how would you know?
13:47 Every criminal checks it.
13:50 Every criminal has to pay a thousand.
13:52 (Laughs)
13:53 How can you search? Do you have a warrant?
13:57 Sir, I should be the first to find out who the criminal is.
14:01 I should be the first to get a warrant.
14:03 - That's right. - Yes.
14:05 - He's a fraud. - Of course.
14:07 Do you know what this is? It's an emergency.
14:10 (Laughs)
14:11 He always had 8-10 brunts in his pocket.
14:14 (Laughs)
14:15 Listen, you know everyone.
14:18 Where's the criminal?
14:20 Sir, it's not like that.
14:22 You can search whenever you want.
14:25 Hey! Hey!
14:27 Get up.
14:28 - We don't give energy drinks. - Leave him.
14:30 He's already dead.
14:32 (Laughs)
14:33 Get up, you idiot.
14:35 Get out. Come here.
14:36 You're taking the security back?
14:38 Sir, it's our duty to take the security back.
14:41 Like he's his son.
14:43 He picked him up like this.
14:45 (Laughs)
14:46 He literally picked up the security.
14:48 (Laughs)
14:50 Mr. Rahi, your name is in the newspaper.
14:52 Yes. How can I not be?
14:54 It's written that you're a bad man.
14:57 Maybe you shouldn't even be allowed to contest the elections.
14:59 - Oh. - Oh.
15:01 Sir, it's the enemy's plan. They call it politics.
15:03 I've calculated, Haroon.
15:06 And I've found out that
15:08 there's been black magic on Akhtar.
15:12 - What? - What?
15:13 - Break the rules. - Dad.
15:16 You're so smart.
15:18 Dad, don't worry about that.
15:19 I've called Amal. He'll break the rules.
15:23 Hmm.
15:25 You want to eat rice pudding every day?
15:28 I'm the master of magic.
15:30 First of all, congratulations. You can eat rice pudding now.
15:33 What?
15:34 (Laughs)
15:35 I've heard of it.
15:37 (Laughs)
15:38 I'll break all the magic.
15:41 I'll break all the magic.
15:42 Wow. Look at him.
15:43 He called me a black magician.
15:46 He called me a black magician.
15:48 (Laughs)
15:50 Hmm.
15:50 Dad, you don't know. He's a famous magician.
15:53 - He's a magician. - No one will say anything.
15:55 Stand up, kid. Stand up.
15:58 Hmm.
16:01 I told you to stand up.
16:02 Why are you sitting?
16:03 (Laughs)
16:05 Stand up, kid.
16:06 Yes, dad.
16:07 - Come here. - Okay.
16:09 I'm going to break this.
16:10 Hmm.
16:11 I'll control his legs.
16:13 Very good.
16:15 I'll control his face too.
16:16 (Laughs)
16:19 Hmm. Everyone say,
16:20 - Hail Baba Matloob. - Hail.
16:22 - Hail Baba Matloob. - Hail.
16:24 - Hail Baba Matloob. - Hail.
16:26 - He's broken. - Who?
16:29 - This Matloob. - His name is Matloob.
16:32 No, sir. He's Matloob.
16:33 That's what I'm saying. His name is Matloob.
16:36 - No, sir. He's right. - What?
16:38 - His name is Mirakram. - Hmm.
16:40 He's Matloob.
16:41 (Laughs)
16:43 - His name is Mirakram. - Hmm.
16:44 Then why didn't you tell us that you're a bachelor?
16:47 That's what I was telling you. I'm Matloob.
16:49 (Laughs)
16:50 - Come on. - Okay.
16:52 Stand up, kid.
16:54 I knew it. You're a bachelor.
17:00 - And you're under arrest. - Yes.
17:02 He's a bad guy.
17:04 Oh God! He's such a bad guy.
17:07 He's such a bad guy.
17:09 He's a very bad guy.
17:11 Even my cards say he's a very bad guy.
17:14 He's a very bad guy.
17:16 I'm not going to keep a sheet on his face.
17:18 He's a very bad guy.
17:20 Oh.
17:23 What will happen now, Mr. Rahi?
17:24 He's a very bad guy.
17:28 (Laughs)
17:30 (Applause)
17:32 Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a short break.
17:34 We'll meet again after the break.
17:36 "Wake up, my friends."
17:39 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
17:40 Today, we want to take the sentiments of the public
17:43 regarding political parties and politics of Pakistan.
17:46 For that, we've invited three guests today.
17:49 First of all, we have Aunty Gaumint with us.
17:51 - How are you, Aunty? - I'm fine.
17:53 I think Aunty has a stomach ache.
17:55 (Laughs)
17:57 Aunty, the situation in the country
18:00 has been ruined because of him.
18:02 Let me introduce the other guests.
18:04 From number one studio, we have Roshan Atish.
18:08 He's a jobless young man.
18:10 We want to take his sentiments from him.
18:13 I'll ask you a question,
18:15 but first, I'll tell you from number two studio.
18:17 We have Achhu Gopadia with us.
18:20 I think the guy in the center is really jobless.
18:23 - Okay. - It's been a long time.
18:24 He doesn't even have money to cut his hair.
18:25 Then you're a very rich man.
18:27 (Laughs)
18:29 Okay, tell us, Mr. Achhu.
18:30 Are you educated?
18:31 No, I'm just an ordinary student.
18:34 I don't have much money.
18:35 I don't have any education.
18:36 - Oh, no. - Oh, no.
18:38 That's very sad.
18:39 Aunty, are you educated?
18:40 Yes, I'm educated.
18:42 I'm very educated. I keep saying things.
18:44 - What? - Okay, that's great.
18:45 How many children do you have?
18:46 I have 15 children.
18:48 Tell me, what do you want the new government to do?
18:52 What's the first thing they should do?
18:53 My biggest wish is, Haroon,
18:56 that when I go to the clothes shop to buy clothes,
19:00 I want another piece of clothing for free.
19:03 That's her wish.
19:05 Tell me, Achhu, when you were in the 8th Jamaat,
19:07 you had to leave your studies because of unemployment.
19:11 What did you do after that?
19:12 I used to work in the shops.
19:16 I don't even have a visa.
19:18 I can't even afford to buy food.
19:21 How will I survive?
19:23 According to an estimate, 80% of Pakistanis
19:25 earn less than Rs. 40,000 and have six children.
19:28 Okay, Roshan Atesh,
19:30 you look like a rich man.
19:33 You look educated.
19:34 I'm Alhamdulillah M.A. Urdu.
19:36 - Okay. - I couldn't get a job.
19:38 - That's why I keep saying... - What?
19:40 ...that the land that doesn't provide for the farmer,
19:43 is a personal issue of that farmer and his farmer.
19:46 Okay, tell me, you're unemployed.
19:50 Are you living on your father's money?
19:53 I take money from my uncle.
19:54 Okay.
19:55 I make 30 rotis every day.
19:58 I appeal to you to give me a job.
20:02 - We're kids. 30 rotis... - Listen,
20:04 we'll make three rotis for you.
20:06 You can make them all.
20:08 Why do you cook rotis?
20:10 Where are your daughters-in-law?
20:11 What's wrong with their hands?
20:12 Why don't they cook rotis?
20:13 My daughters-in-law are like angels and God.
20:18 Aunty, your kids must have gone to the graveyard.
20:21 Roshan Atish, I want to ask you,
20:26 what do you want to take first when the new government is formed?
20:29 My mother says that I shouldn't take the first step.
20:32 I think you're the eldest in the family.
20:34 - How did you know? - Then how did you take the first step?
20:36 This is the question I want to ask you.
20:39 Tell me, what do you want to take first when the new government is formed?
20:42 - Listen, Mr. Arun, the leader... - Yes.
20:44 ...has fulfilled our basic needs.
20:46 - I'm not bored. - What are your basic needs?
20:49 I don't want a motorcycle.
20:51 - I want a horse. - No.
20:52 - No. - He's had enough.
20:54 I want a horse and a motorcycle.
20:57 I want a road to drive in the city.
21:01 Mr. Awa, you're getting all the big ideas.
21:03 A car for ARY is a pick.
21:05 A car for ARY is a drop.
21:07 Did you swear on the paper that you've never been in your car?
21:09 - No, but I have empathy. - Yes.
21:11 Aunty, I want to ask you,
21:15 what qualities do you want in your leader?
21:18 - Someone who loves. - Okay.
21:20 Someone who cares.
21:21 Yes, someone who cares for the people and loves the people.
21:24 Someone who talks to people when they come home.
21:27 - Why would you say that? - What do you mean?
21:29 Didn't the previous government care for you?
21:32 Roshan Atish, tell me, what traits do you want in your leader?
21:38 - A leader who understands the pain of the people. - Yes.
21:42 A leader who doesn't have money to buy a motorcycle.
21:48 - Yes. - Someone who gets beaten up by the owner
21:52 and gets abused for not paying the rent.
21:54 - Wow. - And if his kids go to school,
21:56 - they don't have money to pay the fees. - Okay.
21:59 And when they go to buy groceries,
22:01 they tell their wives that they didn't spend much money.
22:04 - That's very true. - That's a good thing.
22:07 Someone who understands the pain of the people.
22:12 Ghapodiya, tell me, what traits do you want in your leader?
22:15 A leader who understands the value of votes.
22:19 You mean, you want to give him Rs. 5000 for Rs. 2000.
22:21 - No. - Okay.
22:22 Look, there's no value of votes.
22:26 The first thing is that the value is the country.
22:28 - Yes. - And if you don't get back in five years,
22:32 you'll have to sell your votes.
22:33 - You'll have to sell your votes. - Why do I have to wait five years?
22:35 You can take revenge after five years.
22:38 You can take revenge with your vote.
22:40 They don't even come back for five years.
22:41 They take a loan from outside and give you subsidies.
22:45 The thing is, whatever you do during the elections,
22:50 do it after the elections.
22:52 Even after that, go and ask them questions.
22:55 Keep asking them questions.
22:57 Keep asking them.
22:58 The MP who is going to be elected,
23:00 I know him very well. He's a big shot.
23:03 He doesn't even know what's going on inside.
23:04 He's been with the election since the beginning.
23:08 Mr. Agha, tell me something.
23:10 When you cast your vote, do you cast it on the cast?
23:14 Do you cast it on the knowledge?
23:16 No, sir. Look, there's a voice inside.
23:20 - The voice of conscience. - The voice of conscience.
23:22 It's for you to cast your vote here.
23:24 The first thing is that there should be a clap.
23:27 The conscience is alive. Wow.
23:29 It's okay if there's no clap.
23:32 But the way he's talking..
23:34 The conscience is alive.
23:37 If the conscience is alive, what's the smell?
23:39 I'll cast my vote with my heart.
23:44 She's voting for Shahrukh.
23:46 Shahrukh, why would you vote for him?
23:50 How do you decide that he'll be my leader?
23:53 I think he should talk less and work more.
23:56 - There's no point in that. - There's no point.
23:58 The thorns that are growing..
24:00 One day, they'll get a fire and they'll be naked.
24:02 But I think the most important thing is that
24:07 he should be able to take decisions on his own.
24:10 And he should be able to take the right decisions.
24:12 Look, Achhu Gopal, Roshan Atesh and Aunty Gament..
24:16 ..they all know the problems.
24:19 They're looking at someone else
24:22 who will solve our problems.
24:24 The fact is that they're doing this for their dreams.
24:29 Or for their own or someone else's.
24:31 It's better that we need people
24:35 who do some business.
24:37 Do some work.
24:38 Learn some skills.
24:40 The problem is that we have to rely on ourselves.
24:45 The thorn that grows on your arm will come back to you.
24:48 - Wow. - The thorn is like success.
24:50 You can only get a picture taken with a thorn that grows on someone's arm.
24:54 First of all, they should think for themselves.
24:57 If they think for themselves and correct their thinking
25:01 then they'll realise who is the right person.
25:03 And they'll feel ashamed to come to them and ask for votes
25:06 when they'll know that they're ahead of them in knowledge and wisdom.
25:11 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a short break.
25:15 We'll meet again after the break.
25:17 "Wake up, wake up."
25:20 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
25:21 Mr. Haroon, I want us to go to our audience
25:24 without wasting any time.
25:26 Who is the first one in the audience?
25:27 - Hello. - Hello.
25:29 My name is Ahmed and I sing songs.
25:31 - Wow. - Please sing.
25:32 "Oh, my love."
25:37 "Oh, my love."
25:41 "I'm a bee."
25:44 "I'm a bee."
25:49 "I'm a bee."
25:53 "I can't even see."
25:56 "Someone is here."
26:04 "The whole world is involved in the conspiracy."
26:13 "Everyone is in a hurry."
26:23 "Oh, my love."
26:26 - Wow. - Wow.
26:29 Golden buzzer.
26:30 - Wow. - Next.
26:32 Hello. My name is Wahab Asghar.
26:35 - I'm from the district of Lia. - Wow.
26:37 - I have a question. - Yes.
26:39 - A girl's education has made her educated. - Absolutely.
26:43 But if a girl goes to college,
26:45 her husband will fail her.
26:48 Who is responsible for that?
26:50 I think if a man goes to the gym,
26:54 his wife will be healthy.
26:56 If my wife is healthy, I think he should go to the gym.
27:01 Next.
27:04 - Hello. - Hello.
27:06 My name is Mohammad Faisal. I want to sing a poetic song.
27:08 - A poetic song. - Wow.
27:10 Wow. Very good.
27:11 "Tell those rains to go somewhere else."
27:14 "My nylon shoes get wet."
27:16 - Wow. - Wow.
27:19 "My nylon shoes."
27:22 - Wow. - That's what they call nylon in Punjabi.
27:24 - Nylon. - But he is saying
27:26 "Tell those rains to go somewhere else."
27:28 - He hasn't come here yet. - Actually...
27:30 If you haven't come here, why are you here?
27:34 - Who is next? - Hello.
27:37 - Hello. - My name is Mohammad Haroon Saleh.
27:40 - Okay. - What a name.
27:42 - What a name. - It's a beautiful name.
27:44 Wow.
27:46 In our society, we don't see any capability,
27:51 knowledge or consciousness.
27:53 - We only see money, power and power. - Yes.
27:57 How long will this continue?
27:59 That's a good question.
28:01 But I will make a request.
28:03 I request that we should observe everything
28:08 with a mirror.
28:10 In that mirror, we have experiences.
28:14 And one mirror is our faith, thoughts, dogmas and understandings.
28:20 Our understanding is one mirror.
28:22 And the second mirror is experience.
28:24 It's a great job to observe and read them.
28:30 Because what you believe, understand and see
28:33 is not something a common man can do.
28:36 So if you really want to observe something,
28:38 you have to remove the mirror. Let me give you an example.
28:41 If you go to a heart surgeon
28:43 and tell him that you can do a surgery but you don't know poetry.
28:48 You say, "I don't know poetry."
28:50 He says, "I don't want to do a surgery. You're not capable."
28:53 "What's so great about it that you don't know poetry?"
28:55 He says, "I want to say that for every field of life,
29:00 there's a different kind of capability.
29:02 You have to see that capability.
29:05 It's not necessary for you that every politician is an engineer,
29:10 a doctor, a lawyer, a doctor, a great philosopher.
29:16 You have to see if he's connected to the people,
29:21 if he knows grassroots politics and the situation.
29:25 Is he one of you? Does he live among you?
29:28 Does he have a heartache and a feeling?
29:32 No one knows the difference between hearts.
29:33 Is he an honest, honest and honest man?
29:38 Has he always spoken the truth?
29:41 Does he speak from his heart?
29:43 Does he go out in the heat and sun with people?
29:49 Does he go with you in the cold?
29:52 Does he raise his voice in the assembly?
29:55 This is the capability of many politicians.
29:58 It's easy for me to say that everyone is like this.
30:01 No one is right. It's easy.
30:03 But believe me, sit down.
30:05 Don't watch it on TV, on the news, on YouTube.
30:09 Sit down and read the history of every politician.
30:12 Isn't he working hard since school and college?
30:16 If he's doing it, then this is his capability.
30:19 - He doesn't need any other capability. - Great.
30:22 - Next. - Hello.
30:26 - Hello. - My name is Farmanullah.
30:28 I'll recite a poem from Isra.
30:30 - Go ahead. - "I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry."
30:33 "I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry."
30:35 "Like a flower, like a river."
30:39 "Like a tree, like a water."
30:42 "Like a finger, like a finger."
30:44 "The one who messages me and tires me out."
30:46 "What do they eat with their hands?"
30:47 - Wow. - Great.
30:52 - Great. - Wow.
30:53 - The one who messages me and tires me out. - The one who messages me and tires me out.
30:56 - What do they eat with their hands? - Great.
30:59 - I understood a lot of words. - Yes.
31:01 - I didn't understand the context. - Me too.
31:03 - Actually, he wants a woman who makes flatbreads. - Okay.
31:06 - Son, she's called a maid. - Okay.
31:09 No, if he wants a woman who makes flatbreads, you can make a woman who makes rice.
31:13 Viewers, this was today's show. We'll meet you in the next show.
31:20 Take care. Goodbye.
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