Hoshyarian | Eid Special | Haroon Rafiq | Mustafa & Murtaza Ch. | Comedy Show | 11th April 2024
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02:04 Then I heard, "You got the wrong number."
02:07 I had put the number in Parvez Rasheed's room.
02:09 You earned so much fame in Karachi.
02:17 You're a household name on TV. People watch you.
02:19 You also get views in millions. People like you a lot.
02:23 Who named this octopus? Why is it called octopus?
02:26 The best thing about this octopus is that it has a brain in its tentacles.
02:32 - Okay. - And we still don't know
02:35 why it's genes don't match with the rest of the biological diversity.
02:40 You've answered this question genuinely right
02:44 - in terms of science. - Sir.
02:46 But the answer is that it has a big puss.
02:48 So, it's proved that it's called octopus.
02:52 - Yes. - It's proved.
02:53 You must have seen a lot of Eid celebrations in your life.
02:56 And I want to ask you a question in that regard.
02:59 Why is it written Prince behind the motorcycles?
03:02 Sir, it's written Prince behind the motorcycles.
03:07 He says that he saw people riding a bike on Shahryaf Faisal
03:10 which is a famous road in Karachi.
03:13 He asked the people what their feet were for.
03:17 They said that it's for their feet.
03:19 - You're riding a bike in Karachi. - They put a gear.
03:24 It's written Prince behind the motorcycle.
03:25 - They also go there. - They put a gear.
03:27 Because they see a car with a father's angel on it.
03:30 When they see a father's angel, they put a gear.
03:32 There are some obvious things
03:33 but we can't find the answer to them.
03:35 - For example, this is Prince. - Yes.
03:37 Secondly, you can see that in our barber shops
03:40 there are nine such pictures.
03:41 - They don't know who they are. - Who are they?
03:43 - I have a question. - They are everywhere.
03:46 They don't know who they are, where they are from.
03:48 They don't know anything. They've been seeing them since childhood.
03:50 There are many intellectuals here
03:52 who are solving these mysteries.
03:53 So, I have a question.
03:55 They say that Eid came but they didn't get their lover.
03:58 So, what is the connection between Eid and the arrival of a lover?
04:01 Actually, the house is empty on that day.
04:03 Have you ever met a fan
04:10 that you were surprised to see what kind of a person he is?
04:12 Once, a Qazi from the late Jamaat-e-Islami
04:16 who is the head of the Jamaat.
04:20 We used to make fun of him.
04:21 People are poor.
04:22 Yes, yes.
04:24 - They are not like that. - Yes.
04:25 He was a very interesting and a very nice person.
04:28 Once, we were going in a lift and Qazi was standing in front of us.
04:30 He saw us and we saw him and we started running.
04:33 Qazi also lifted us.
04:35 He said, "I won't spare you today."
04:37 He is a very interesting person.
04:38 It has happened many times that we met him and he said, "You?"
04:41 Today, we will show the real face of both of them to the public.
04:45 - Okay. - Because Murtaza is very serious.
04:47 He is serious. He speaks the truth.
04:49 - So, we will take good advice from him. - Okay.
04:52 And we will take the next advice from Mustafa.
04:56 Okay? So, present your problems.
04:59 Two commanders have come from Karachi.
05:00 - First of all, Fahre, tell us your problem. - Of course.
05:03 Sir, my problem is that even a barking dog doesn't bark at me.
05:08 The dog is dumb.
05:09 - First of all.. - It doesn't even bark.
05:11 - Okay. - So, advice.
05:13 You are saying that a dog will bark at you.
05:16 - It doesn't bark. - It doesn't bark.
05:18 Basically, she wants to say that a dog that barks
05:22 - doesn't bark. - It doesn't bark.
05:23 - It gets quiet when it sees it. - It doesn't bark.
05:24 Do you have a string card for dogs?
05:27 It's written on the back, 'Cooperate'.
05:30 - I will tell you that the dogs that are coming now.. - Yes.
05:34 - They are like.. - The ones that fight.
05:37 - They are sweet dogs. - Sweet dogs.
05:38 - They are light. - Sweet dogs.
05:39 - Sweet dogs. - How?
05:42 Sweet dogs.
05:43 Sir, I am very fond of dogs.
05:49 - I have a lot. - Okay.
05:50 Once, I imported a dog.
05:52 - It's a breed of St. Bernard. - Okay.
05:54 - It's a lot. - So..
05:56 - It's a winter dog and it's Karachi's summer. - Okay.
05:59 I thought that it's an animal.
06:02 How would it know that it's hot outside?
06:04 I told him to cover his face with a blanket.
06:08 - He thought that it's snowing outside. - Because..
06:11 - It's a winter dog. - He thought that it's bigger than me.
06:13 Goga, what's your problem?
06:16 Sir, my problem is that I don't have hair.
06:20 - You don't have hair on your ears? - You get a nose job.
06:23 - What's your problem, sir? - I don't have hair on my ears.
06:27 Sir, if you get hair on your ears, get a nose job.
06:30 - This is a nice advice. - This reminds me of a friend of mine
06:33 who is a filmmaker. Go and meet him.
06:37 - Okay. - I have met the most unique person in the world.
06:39 I went to meet him.
06:41 I went there and he was sitting there.
06:43 In a short while, his ear fell off.
06:46 - What? - His ear fell off?
06:47 His ear fell off. I thought that I might have made a mistake.
06:50 He fell off his ear.
06:52 - Sir.. - This is called an earworm.
06:56 Yes.
06:57 - He had asymmetrical ears. - Okay.
07:01 He did this and set it.
07:04 I thought that he won't see it now.
07:06 He will feel bad. So, I will see it in his eyes.
07:08 But I couldn't hear him.
07:11 There was a moment when I saw him in the same moment
07:15 when his ear fell off.
07:16 Sir, a good advice is that if he can't hear anything
07:22 - then apply hair growth oil. - Yes.
07:24 - Apply hair growth oil. - Yes.
07:25 If he can't hear anything, then slap him.
07:28 He will say, "I came to the shop early in the morning."
07:31 "Marry the one who is standing there. I will marry you."
07:33 - You tell us your problem. - Yes, mine is a serious one.
07:38 Tell us something else.
07:41 My problem is that the tyres of my car have got a worm.
07:45 - What? - She is an Urdu teacher.
07:47 You are a very bad teacher.
07:50 I think your car's tyres eat more sweets.
07:54 Okay, good advice.
07:56 And then the next advice.
07:57 - The tyres have got a worm. - Yes.
07:59 They have got a worm.
08:00 Sir, his car is always standing.
08:03 If someone scolds him, he will say, "Go, your car will get a worm."
08:07 The context and back story is that Irza has bought a car for himself.
08:11 But it doesn't drive.
08:13 - Then it is better to get a worm. - Yes.
08:16 - What should I do? - You should get a worm.
08:18 - You should get a worm. - And let it be.
08:21 It is a creature. It doesn't eat anything.
08:25 - It eats tyres. - It has been eating tyres for 20 years.
08:29 Irza's car was so small.
08:32 One day, he started it.
08:33 The car was so small that he was telling the monkey, "Sushant, hold my hand."
08:37 Hold his hand.
08:38 Irza's car was standing at home for so long
08:42 that when she touched it to open the door
08:45 the car made a sound.
08:46 'Oh no!'
08:47 The car was standing for so long that it was asking the monkey
08:51 to open the door.
08:53 When Irza started going towards the car
08:59 the car started saying, "Come, you worm."
09:01 It is so old and famous that it has got a worm.
09:06 It is so old and famous that when you go near it
09:08 it says, "I am free."
09:10 Irza's car is so old that when you drive it
09:14 it makes smoke.
09:16 Irza's car is so old that the cat gave birth to a baby.
09:27 It was standing on the ground for so long
09:31 that it was asking the monkey, "Sushant, hold my hand."
09:34 It was standing on the ground for so long
09:36 that it was asking the monkey, "Sushant, hold my hand."
09:38 It is so old that the car was saying, "Greetings, aunt."
09:42 It is so old that when you go to apply oil on the car
09:50 it says, "Wait, let me brush my teeth."
09:52 It is so old that it happens after driving for a kilometre.
09:57 The car is so old that it has been parked in a hospital parking lot.
10:03 It is getting dialysis every day.
10:05 It is so old that it makes a sound inside, "Sell it."
10:10 Oh, man!
10:12 It is so old that it says, "I made the cars after seeing me."
10:15 It is so old that it says, "I missed your uncle."
10:20 It is so old that it says, "Let me get my money."
10:27 "First, let me do this. Then, let me do that."
10:33 Viewers, there is a small break.
10:34 Don't go anywhere. We will meet again after the break.
10:36 "Oh, my beloved."
10:42 "I am dead."
10:44 Welcome back, viewers.
10:51 Now, we will play Truth or Dare with the Chaudhary brothers.
10:55 Okay, one, two, three.
11:01 He has stopped at you.
11:03 Dare it. Who will dare? - Okay, I will dare.
11:06 In songs, you have to use the word 'true' instead of 'love' or 'love'.
11:10 And you have to sing a song. - Yes, a song.
11:12 Okay. - Sing a song, sir.
11:13 "You are my true love."
11:15 Sing a song. - Yes.
11:17 "In life, everyone.."
11:18 "In life, everyone is true."
11:22 "You are my life, my true love."
11:31 But, brother, you have said 'true' so many times.
11:33 Where does that go?
11:34 Okay, he has said 'true'. - Okay, he has said 'true'.
11:38 Yes.
11:41 Oh, my God! - Okay, now..
11:44 True. - Sir, I will tell you.
11:45 You have to dance with your hands on your body
11:49 and sing a song.
11:50 "You are my life." - Okay.
11:51 No, you are saying 'my life'.
11:54 Okay. - I am saying it for the first time.
11:57 Okay.
12:00 "You are.."
12:03 "My.." - He has become a singer.
12:06 "You are.."
12:08 "My every happiness."
12:13 "You are my love."
12:20 Sir, please spin it. I can't write anything.
12:23 This..
12:25 Oh, my God!
12:28 Sir, I have a dare.
12:30 Yes, tell us.
12:31 The dare is that you will stick your tongue
12:32 to your throat and sing a song.
12:34 'Dede Pyar De'.
12:35 What nonsense is this?
12:39 It's looking good.
12:40 "Dede Pyar De."
12:43 Hello! - Hello!
12:45 What are you doing?
12:46 I was singing a song.
12:48 I was singing a song.
12:50 I have to speak.
12:51 Raj Roy has sung such songs for 20 years.
12:54 He is a hit.
12:55 Sir, you will spin it.
12:59 Spin it.
13:00 Oh, it stopped on you.
13:02 No, it stopped on you.
13:03 Give me the dare.
13:04 I will give you the dare. - Give me the dare.
13:05 The Punjabi song 'Nereya Zalima Vey'
13:08 is a song that you have sung
13:09 as if you are fighting someone.
13:10 Okay, you remember this song. - I remember a little.
13:14 And before a fight, he says
13:15 that you can slap me or hit me.
13:18 But you won't hold my hair.
13:19 "Nereya.."
13:23 "Zalima Vey."
13:26 "I am dead."
13:27 "Zalima Vey."
13:28 "Zalima Vey."
13:30 That was amazing.
13:32 I have mixed this.
13:34 I have added the last 'Kharish' to it.
13:35 So, you have fixed it as soon as you started fighting.
13:38 Yes.
13:39 One, two, three.
13:41 Oh, it stopped on me.
13:45 Sir, this is such a fair game.
13:47 I will give you this dare.
13:50 Yes, please. - Give it to me.
13:51 You give him the dare. I will give you the cigarette.
13:55 You have to give breaking news about inflation.
13:58 Okay. - And you have to do a Kathak dance.
13:59 Okay.
14:00 Today, Prime Minister Shabaz Sharif
14:03 expressed his sadness and anger
14:05 when the petrol prices were increased.
14:07 Okay, I will spin it again.
14:10 This is a very fair game.
14:13 Mr. Ruka, I will give you the dare.
14:16 Mr. Agha, give him the dare.
14:17 Mr. Agha, can you write down the medicines?
14:19 Give him the dare.
14:20 Okay, for you, it is 40 seconds.
14:25 You have to talk on the tap without stopping.
14:27 On the tap? - Yes.
14:29 Ladies and gentlemen, the tap is a national issue of this country.
14:32 This tap always leaks.
14:35 If you put paint on it, it will still leak.
14:38 People used thread to fix this tap.
14:42 But it was a failure.
14:43 But it seems that you are very fond of taps.
14:46 The reason is.. - The tap is saying it.
14:50 Spin it. I can't write anything.
14:55 Oh! - Yes!
14:57 Sir, you sang a song
14:58 in which instead of words, you used 'pakodas'.
15:01 That was good.
15:04 The song that I was thinking of.. - You are singing well.
15:06 ..doesn't sound good.
15:08 'Pakodas ki gustakia'.
15:09 "The fun of these pakodas.."
15:14 "There are thousands of fun."
15:19 "There are thousands of fun."
15:24 "The fun of these pakodas.."
15:26 "The fun of these pakodas.."
15:30 If it is pakoda, add a little chutney.
15:34 You could have sung this as well.
15:36 "The pakodas have flown away."
15:38 "The fun of these pakodas.."
15:40 "The fun of these pakodas.."
15:48 "The fun of these pakodas.."
15:53 Wow!
15:54 "The pakodas have shown their dreams."
15:59 "They won't go far."
16:02 There is another song.
16:04 "I mix pakodas and steal pakodas."
16:07 "What do you think?"
16:09 Wow!
16:10 "If you don't want to be in front of pakodas.."
16:14 "Then turn your face towards them."
16:17 I will turn my face. I have eaten so much.
16:22 "Don't show pakodas to foreigners."
16:26 He has played a great game.
16:30 It was great. It was fun.
16:32 Great! - It was great.
16:33 Sir, I have a suggestion for them. - What?
16:37 If they come to comedy, they have a big scope.
16:39 There is a lot. - A lot.
16:40 Sir, I have a suggestion for him. - What?
16:42 Why don't you wear a turban and go to the Prime Minister?
16:44 Sir, you have promised me that when there will be thefts
16:48 I will bring a black bag and send it to the police station.
16:50 Do you know that? - No, I wasn't sure.
16:52 I don't know that. I don't wear a turban.
16:54 Our next game is face-off.
17:01 Oh! - Face-off.
17:02 You have to do this.
17:04 For 10 seconds, you have to give a special expression
17:08 on your face.
17:10 And you have to look at each other.
17:11 For 10 seconds, you have to look at each other.
17:13 If no one laughs, then everyone wins.
17:15 Oh! - And if anyone laughs, then he loses.
17:18 Very good. - Please bring the mirrors.
17:20 Bring it. - So that we can make a big one.
17:22 Wow!
17:23 Bring a big one. Not a small one.
17:27 You will get five seconds.
17:29 Look at the mirror and make your expression.
17:32 So, the first expression will be played by all three of us.
17:35 If you are sitting in a bus and the uncle in the next seat
17:39 hasn't taken a bath for many years.. - Yes.
17:41 ..then what will be the expression?
17:42 We will look at each other when five seconds are over.
17:45 Till then, get ready.
17:46 Okay.
17:47 Yes.
17:51 I want to see.
18:02 He is smelling himself.
18:04 Okay. You will play the next expression.
18:09 Mr. Agha. - So, the next one is..
18:10 What will be the expression if you get a finger in the door?
18:13 Your time starts now. For the preparation.
18:16 Your time starts now.
18:17 One, two, three.
18:18 Cue.
18:20 Remove it. Put it down.
18:21 Mr. Agha, I have come to your door with a bad face.
18:27 He is the one.
18:28 He didn't play. He is sitting in the back. - No.
18:32 Okay. His face is in the drawer.
18:34 Mom closed it quickly.
18:37 Okay. You make the face again.
18:40 What is this? - This is the first moment.
18:41 Come back immediately.
18:44 He is the one. - You stopped him there.
18:46 Arzu, give it to Fatima.
18:47 This face cannot come in the drawers.
18:50 Okay.
18:51 Okay. The next expression is..
18:53 You are a kid.
18:54 A kid is getting vaccinated and you have to get the next one.
18:57 You are watching him getting vaccinated.
18:59 For the preparation. Your time starts now.
19:02 Cue.
19:03 He is happy.
19:06 He is happy with the first vaccine.
19:07 He thinks that the doctor has given him Rs. 5000 for the vaccine.
19:13 Okay. Give it to Salim.
19:14 Make the face of an ID card.
19:16 For the preparation. Your time starts now.
19:18 Cue.
19:21 He fell down.
19:22 I pulled it like this. It came straight.
19:28 I pulled it like this.
19:31 And you have to tell him like this.
19:33 Ask him to make a mistake.
19:36 Mr. Agha's brother is an ID card. He is sitting in the back.
19:43 Okay.
19:44 And it is written in the back that the address is ahead.
19:47 Now, who will be vaccinated?
19:51 You take the deceased. - Sir.
19:52 Yes. - Why have you named him as deceased?
19:54 Tell us why you have named him as deceased.
19:56 Sir, I have named him so that people ask him
19:59 why he has been named as deceased and the matter progresses.
20:00 I think he has been named so that no one feels sad
20:03 if he dies later.
20:04 What a joke!
20:05 I had named him as that.
20:07 No, he is not telling the truth.
20:08 When he was born, the doctor said that he will not survive.
20:12 When he was born, his father said that he will die.
20:15 Next. You have to pout while crying.
20:19 Your time starts now.
20:21 Go ahead, Mustafa.
20:22 Why?
20:24 What kind of pout is this?
20:30 This is not a pout.
20:31 It seems that you haven't gone to the washroom for the past seven days.
20:34 He hasn't gone to the washroom.
20:40 Yes!
20:40 Viewers, it's time for a short break.
20:45 Don't go anywhere. We will meet after the break.
20:46 Mirror, glass. - Mirror?
20:48 Yes. - Mirror?
20:49 Viewers, mirror and glass are the same thing.
20:52 First of all, this will be aired on ARY News.
20:54 Welcome back, viewers.
21:00 Now we will play a buzzer game.
21:02 And the one who wins from both the Chaudhary brothers..
21:07 Yes. - ..we will know
21:09 from the toffee.
21:10 Yes. - Yes.
21:11 They will be given a toffee.
21:12 All the people have been given one.
21:15 They will be given one toffee each.
21:17 No, we will give only toffee.
21:18 Okay. Are you ready for your first question?
21:22 Yes.
21:23 Name three things that are very soft.
21:26 Yes.
21:27 The second one is..
21:28 Give me the candy, Abhinav.
21:32 The first one is pillow.
21:35 Pillow.
21:36 The second one is..
21:39 The weather in winters.
21:41 It is soft.
21:42 Yes, in poetry.
21:44 Soft in poetry. - On the basis of imagination.
21:46 I have seen it on the basis of imagination.
21:48 And the third one is..
21:49 Mose, in winters.
21:50 Mose in winters. Wow! Very good.
21:53 Next question.
21:56 You will have to name three things
21:58 that are very hard for one toffee.
22:01 You said it first.
22:02 The second one is..
22:03 Which is the first one?
22:06 The first one is.. - The first one is..
22:08 Shall I go ahead? - Yes.
22:09 The boxer's punch. - Okay.
22:11 The dumbbell's fall.
22:13 It is very hard.
22:14 And the third one is..
22:16 Hard heart.
22:17 Wow!
22:19 Wow!
22:21 Give him one more toffee. - Thank you.
22:23 Next one.
22:24 Name three things that are sour.
22:26 Wow!
22:28 You said it first. - Okay.
22:30 Name three things that are sour.
22:32 Pickle. - Pickle. Very good.
22:34 Very good.
22:35 Shahji's strength.
22:36 Wow!
22:38 And..
22:39 Butt's samosas.
22:40 Butt's samosas.
22:42 Butt is our friend.
22:43 So, his samosas are sour.
22:44 Your friend's samosas are sour.
22:47 One is Mr.'s Jogat Khatti.
22:49 And the other is pickle.
22:50 Very good.
22:51 Name three things that can break.
22:55 You said it first.
22:56 That can break.
22:57 Heart.
22:58 Obviously.
22:59 This is the second one.
23:00 The first one is heart.
23:04 Heart. - Yes.
23:05 And.. - Relationship.
23:06 What? - Oh, sorry.
23:07 I have many broken relationships.
23:08 Oh! - I see.
23:10 I would say that if you laugh, you will get a relationship.
23:13 Heart, relationship.
23:15 And..
23:16 Mirror, glass.
23:17 Mirror. - Yes.
23:18 Mirror.
23:19 Viewers, mirror and glass are the same thing.
23:22 This will be on the ARY news first.
23:24 When he talked about relationships,
23:27 he was holding a Goga.
23:29 Goga has brought it out of the house.
23:31 What?
23:31 He is talking about cheap relationships.
23:33 Okay, next question.
23:36 Name three things that are cold.
23:38 Cold.
23:39 Yes.
23:39 What is this?
23:40 You are the first one.
23:42 Air conditioner.
23:43 Air conditioner.
23:44 Cold door.
23:45 Yes.
23:47 Cold door.
23:48 When you take a bath and leave, it is cold.
23:50 It is cold.
23:51 The third thing is cold.
23:52 The cold of Lahore.
23:54 Oh! Very good.
23:55 Very good.
23:57 The beautiful city.
23:58 The beautiful city.
23:59 And greenery.
24:00 I mean, Lahore is fun.
24:02 Why do you hate the summer?
24:03 Sir, basically..
24:04 He sweats a lot.
24:05 No, I..
24:06 One reason is that we are from Azad Kashmir.
24:09 Okay.
24:10 We are from high altitude.
24:11 We like the weather.
24:12 So we miss it.
24:13 The place is so beautiful.
24:14 What is this? This is a different thing.
24:16 Okay.
24:17 What a wonderful place.
24:18 Are you from Azad Kashmir?
24:20 Yes, dad.
24:21 Oh, man.
24:22 You are going to get a slap.
24:24 I will slap you.
24:25 I..
24:27 Dad, I am sorry.
24:28 You didn't take care of my hair.
24:29 I told you not to dance on the upper plate.
24:33 What are you doing?
24:34 I am dancing.
24:36 Mr. Shroon, I thought she will say the third one.
24:39 The Goga's Jukta.
24:40 Where did you hear this?
24:42 Okay, next question.
24:45 Three things that..
24:47 I didn't get it.
24:49 First, his face.
24:50 Because I travel a lot.
24:52 I sleep here.
24:53 So I..
24:54 It's his fault.
24:55 Why did he come near my face?
24:57 Second.
24:58 Second, sir..
25:00 The barber's blade.
25:02 The barber's blade.
25:02 Your barber's blade is dull.
25:04 Okay.
25:05 Okay.
25:05 Did the cat ever bite you?
25:08 The cat that loves cats.
25:09 Yes, the cat bit me.
25:10 Yes.
25:11 Bismillah Karo Tadak.
25:12 All the answers are correct.
25:13 No, the cat's tongue is really dull.
25:17 Look, the cat's family..
25:21 Yes.
25:21 The Cheetah and the Taj-Ud-Dur.
25:22 Yes.
25:23 If your cheetah..
25:25 Leave it.
25:26 How much do you get for one toffee?
25:28 He has this.
25:31 Give me one.
25:33 Take one from me.
25:34 Don't do this.
25:35 Okay.
25:36 How many did you get?
25:38 Three.
25:39 Three.
25:40 Now, the last and final question.
25:42 Three things that are dull.
25:44 Cowboy's shoes.
25:45 Yes.
25:45 Okay.
25:46 You're a fraud.
25:47 And third, sir..
25:48 The revolver.
25:50 The revolver is dull.
25:52 Who hit you with the revolver like this?
25:54 You asked me a question about the dullness.
25:56 So I got this.
25:57 The revolver is not dull.
25:58 It's like a bullet in a banana.
26:00 Yes.
26:02 You help out.
26:03 Tell us a dull thing.
26:04 The needle is dull.
26:05 The cone is dull.
26:06 The pencil tip is dull.
26:07 And the heel of the sandal is dull.
26:10 Oh..
26:11 Pack two cones.
26:13 Give him a toffee.
26:15 And Mustafa Chaudhary won.
26:17 If you have a question, ask it.
26:22 He's here.
26:23 No, I have a question.
26:24 Mr. Mustafa.
26:25 Sir.
26:25 I see stars during the day and sun at night.
26:28 Oh, wow.
26:29 Sir, I think you're jealous of America.
26:32 Because I also wake up at night and sleep at day.
26:36 Okay, now we'll do this.
26:37 Because they're creative people.
26:39 They do improv.
26:41 So get them to make ads.
26:42 Yes.
26:43 They're here today.
26:44 So get them to make some ads.
26:46 Get this made.
26:46 Okay.
26:47 Get the things we'll make them do ads.
26:49 You can't look back.
26:51 Okay.
26:52 Show the first thing you want to make an ad for.
26:53 Okay.
26:56 We'll make an ad for this.
26:57 Murtaza Chaudhary.
26:58 This is something that can cure all your illnesses.
27:02 Okay.
27:03 Okay.
27:04 If you have a headache.
27:06 This is something that you can use.
27:09 Yes.
27:09 And then you'll get used to it.
27:11 And try to get it at night.
27:13 Okay.
27:14 Okay.
27:14 Use it at night.
27:15 How much will you get it for?
27:17 For free.
27:18 You can go out and get it.
27:19 You'll get it for free.
27:20 It depends on the person.
27:22 If it's free, why are you making an ad?
27:24 We're making an ad for razors.
27:27 If you use the wrong razor, you'll get it for free.
27:30 It's a bad razor.
27:31 Okay.
27:32 I'll look like a kid.
27:34 It was lollipop.
27:35 Oh!
27:36 Yay!
27:37 Wow!
27:38 Show the next thing.
27:39 Yes.
27:41 Did you see that, sir?
27:42 Yes.
27:42 I hope you didn't get wet.
27:43 No, you can use it in food.
27:45 You can use it in food.
27:46 Okay.
27:46 It's something that you can use
27:48 especially on Eid when you have guests over.
27:50 Yes.
27:51 Use it a lot.
27:52 All your old scars will be gone.
27:56 And again, you can use this in the morning.
28:00 Two of these?
28:01 Yes, two of these.
28:03 And that too, free of cost.
28:05 Yes, free of cost.
28:06 Yes, free of cost.
28:07 Use it every day.
28:08 You'll get rid of all your problems.
28:10 What if the boss is upset?
28:12 Before the boss reaches his office,
28:13 you can go and put it on his chair.
28:15 Put it there?
28:16 Yes.
28:16 Tell him, "If you don't get wet, I'll kill you."
28:18 Watermelon!
28:21 Okay, show the next thing.
28:26 You go, Mustafa.
28:27 Okay, tell me the benefits of this.
28:29 It's a great thing.
28:30 No doubt.
28:31 Our ex-Prime Minister used to use it.
28:33 No, no.
28:36 Okay, come on.
28:37 You're laughing as if it's something bad.
28:39 Okay, there's one thing.
28:40 We had a president who used this.
28:44 Karthik?
28:45 Yes.
28:46 You should use it.
28:47 Not only use it, but also distribute it in the neighbourhood.
28:49 Okay, distribute it in the neighbourhood.
28:50 Distribute it in the neighbourhood.
28:52 And especially, your uncles
28:54 who bring a red binoculars from the co-ed school.
28:56 Yes.
28:56 You should give it to them.
28:58 Keep it away from the kids.
28:59 Okay.
29:00 They have a lot of…
29:02 By the way, every family has an uncle
29:06 who claims that he knows how to use it.
29:07 Yes. Okay, tell me something.
29:09 If you're not able to make progress
29:13 in your field,
29:14 how do you use it?
29:15 This is the reason for Japan's progress.
29:18 This thing?
29:18 Japan has made so much progress today
29:20 that it's based on reach on young.
29:23 There was a visionary,
29:25 King Pothal.
29:26 He wrote that if you use it,
29:28 Japan will make progress.
29:29 So, you…
29:30 In fact, it's been used in fashion design.
29:33 Really?
29:33 So, it means that Tariq Khan was from Japan.
29:36 Tabla.
29:38 Next.
29:43 What are the benefits of this?
29:44 It's the best thing. No doubt.
29:46 It's the end of the game.
29:47 The end of the game.
29:48 If you have hair,
29:49 you don't have to use it.
29:50 Okay.
29:51 If you have hair,
29:52 make juice out of it every day
29:54 and apply it on your head.
29:56 He's going to make juice out of me.
29:58 Try to apply it on your head.
30:01 Okay.
30:01 And it will cool you down.
30:02 If you have elders at home,
30:04 don't give it to them.
30:05 It's dangerous for them.
30:05 Elders…
30:06 No, no. We don't give it to elders.
30:08 Tell me something.
30:11 When there's electricity in the house,
30:13 how do you use it?
30:14 Give it to the switch.
30:15 Put your phone inside it.
30:18 God willing, your phone will charge.
30:20 It was Rooster.
30:21 Thank you very much, Mr. Murtaza.
30:26 Mr. Musawwar, thank you very much.
30:27 Thank you very much.
30:29 We're very happy to be here.
30:30 It was fun.
30:30 We have so many kings here.
30:32 We're so nice people.
30:33 It's a great show.
30:35 It's the best show in Pakistan.
30:37 I've been to many shows.
30:38 Today's show was great.
30:39 You both are here.
30:40 No doubt.
30:40 Thank you.
30:41 I suggest we should praise each other.
30:45 Be segmented.
30:46 Mr. Musawwar, not your face.
30:49 Believe me.
30:50 It's time for music.
30:53 Yes.
30:54 We have a guest today.
30:55 Oh, yes!
30:56 What?
30:57 Today is Eid.
30:59 Yes.
30:59 I knew he'd be very happy.
31:01 Really?
31:02 He's our guest.
31:03 He takes our money on Eid.
31:05 He doesn't give us anything.
31:06 Amazing.
31:08 Viewers, this was today's show.
31:10 We'll meet you in the next show.
31:11 Take care.
31:13 Goodbye.
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