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00:06 let's take a look and see what's happening
00:09 For a close up ride, a close up ride
00:12 Like with Louie, Louie, Louie
00:17 Like with Louie, Louie, Louie
00:20 It' suddenly a laughable, loveable, completely husbandly
00:26 Like with Louie
00:29 - When Principal Holland made a visit to our classroom,
00:32 it usually meant winning,
00:34 either Glenglyn had been caught mixing pencil shavings
00:36 into the cafeteria food again,
00:38 or we were having a substitute.
00:41 - Mr. Lambert will not be here this week.
00:44 Now I want everyone on their best behavior for Miss Robertson.
00:48 - Hello. Top of the morning to you, class.
00:50 - Hmm?
00:51 - I see we'll have to have a little chat about the dress code.
00:55 - Let's say we begin by introducing ourselves, shall we?
00:57 I'm Miss Robertson, and you are?
00:59 - Uh...
01:00 - Do you know Miss Robertson?
01:02 - Uh... Uh... Uh... - Dueling?
01:05 - Uh...
01:06 - Oh!
01:09 - My! Oh, we the studious one.
01:14 - That's me, Mr. Studious.
01:16 - Oh, brother.
01:18 You really are stuck on her, aren't you, Mr. Studious?
01:21 - Why would you say that?
01:23 - Because you just put all of your books in my locker.
01:26 - They were lonely.
01:29 - Oh, chaveau 1, chaveau 2, chaveau 3,
01:33 save us from the communists!
01:35 All 600? Ha! Time to hit the showers.
01:39 - Scrubby-dubby, rubby-dubby,
01:42 morning is the greatest time of the world!
01:43 - Who's in here?
01:45 - Top of the morning, Dad.
01:47 - Really?
01:48 Aren't you the one I have to yank out of bed every morning?
01:51 - That one's the old Louie, Dad.
01:53 - Is that so?
01:55 - Natural scent.
01:57 I thought the idea was to get rid of the natural scent.
02:00 - My goodness, you look handsome this morning, Louie.
02:08 Is it class picture day?
02:10 - Geez.
02:11 I drag a comb through my hair,
02:13 and suddenly it has to be class picture day?
02:15 - You'll have to change out of those fancy duds after school
02:17 'cause we've got a project to finish.
02:20 - Oh, good. You're finally taking down
02:21 Mrs. Stoneman's Christmas lights?
02:23 - Yeah, right.
02:25 - Andy!
02:26 - Louie, je veux que tu m'aides avec mon château de bombes.
02:30 En plus, tu es le plus vieux.
02:32 - Danny est le plus vieux. Pourquoi pas lui demander?
02:34 - Oh, ouais, sûr, Père. Je serai là pour t'aider.
02:37 - Amuse-toi.
02:39 - Je veux en dire plus.
02:41 - Andy, ce trou dans la plage est devenu un vrai trou.
02:45 - Pourquoi pas le remplir d'eau et faire une fête de plage?
02:48 - Dans mon château de bombes,
02:50 tu vas vouloir faire du nage avec l'ennemi.
02:53 - Et je ne vois pas comment on va
02:55 s'occuper de tous nos voisins, Andy.
02:57 On ne peut pas les laisser sortir, tu sais.
02:59 - Pourquoi pas?
03:00 Ils ne m'ont pas invité au tournoi de canasta.
03:02 - Hmm. C'est leur perte, hein, Père?
03:04 - Et si le nage se produit,
03:06 il y a de la force en chiffres.
03:08 - Je pense que tu as quelque chose, Hora.
03:11 - Je suis la plus intelligente.
03:15 - Tu es là tôt.
03:16 Crumpet?
03:17 - Je suis plutôt un Donut Man,
03:19 mais je vais le faire.
03:21 - C'était le moment parfait.
03:23 Juste moi, un crumpet et la femme de mes rêves.
03:27 - Bonjour, Mme. Robertson.
03:29 - Oh, merci, Michael.
03:30 - C'est pourquoi je pensais que...
03:32 - Hey! Ce sont mes petits-fils de maman!
03:36 - Le magasin de fleurs était en mon chemin.
03:38 - C'est un de mes pères qui fait des gouttes d'aldehyde.
03:40 Il est pathologiste, tu sais.
03:42 - Oh, c'est pas normal.
03:44 Hum...
03:45 Mais mettons-le ici pour la sécurité.
03:47 On ne veut pas qu'il se brise.
03:49 - Ça serait un coup de coeur.
03:51 - C'est de l'origan.
03:52 Je l'ai trouvé dans un magasin de fleurs.
03:54 - Hey, c'est celui que j'ai acheté!
03:56 - Évidemment, je n'étais pas le seul
03:58 à essayer d'impressionner Mme. Robertson.
04:01 - C'est trop mignon!
04:02 - Merci. Ce matin, je voudrais vous présenter
04:05 à un auteur très spécial.
04:06 Son nom est William Shakespeare,
04:08 et il a écrit certaines des plus belles histoires du monde.
04:12 - Hum...
04:13 - Non, pas lui.
04:14 - Hum...
04:15 - Hum...
04:16 - Est-ce que quelqu'un peut nommer un d'entre eux?
04:18 - Hum... il y en a un sur le gars
04:20 et, hum... l'autre gars.
04:22 - Oh, vous voulez dire deux hommes de Verona.
04:25 Bien joué, Louis.
04:26 - Même si je ne savais pas l'expression,
04:28 je ne me sentais pas si mal.
04:29 Mme. Robertson avait une façon de me rendre spécial.
04:32 J'imaginais qu'elle avait le même effet sur les autres garçons.
04:35 - J'adore les fleurs.
04:37 - C'est un beau jour pour un voyage, hein?
04:40 - Louis, Louis,
04:42 où es-tu, Louis?
04:45 - Hum...
04:46 Oh, c'est une bataille difficile.
04:49 - Louis, Louis...
04:51 Louis, es-tu avec nous?
04:53 - Oh, oui.
04:55 Hum...
04:56 Je vais juste me couler.
04:58 - You wienie!
05:00 - Laissez la brume de Rolf porter ses fleurs
05:03 et Scott, les verres de formaldahyde.
05:06 Je vais apprendre à faire du Shakespeare
05:08 et devenir la star de Mme. Robertson.
05:11 - L'autre, l'autre, l'autre,
05:14 gauche, droite, gauche,
05:16 et... hop!
05:17 C'est fait!
05:19 Si vous étiez dans les trenches,
05:21 nous n'aurions jamais fini cette brèche
05:23 sur la rivière Kwai.
05:25 - Et la brèche, mec?
05:26 Ces brèches sont lourdes.
05:28 - Désolé, Gus.
05:29 Flanagan était tout en brique de styrofoam.
05:32 - Hey, Anderson,
05:33 que fais-tu?
05:35 Tu as un poing?
05:37 - Très drôle, Jensen.
05:39 Mais c'est exactement ce qui te restera
05:42 quand le gros tombe.
05:44 En même temps, nous serons en bonne santé
05:46 dans notre chaleur contrôlée,
05:48 radiation-prouve,
05:49 air-tight,
05:50 chaleur de bombe.
05:52 Ha! Ha! Ha!
05:53 - OIL! J'ai frappé l'oil!
05:56 J'ai faim! J'ai faim!
05:59 - Aaaaah!
06:01 - Ha! Ha! Ha!
06:02 - "Ripe" pourrait être une description
06:04 plus appropriée, Anderson.
06:06 - Aaaaaaah!
06:09 - Après mon carrière de tailleur d'oil,
06:12 le tuyau de bois a forcé lui à venir à Plumy.
06:15 Et comme toute visite à la boutique
06:17 était une partie de mon étudiant,
06:19 j'ai été recruté.
06:21 - Hey, Andy!
06:22 Comment va votre chaleur de bombe?
06:25 - J'ai fait un peu de bois pour les voisins.
06:27 On va le finir dans un peu.
06:29 - Prends une gandarde, mon bébé.
06:31 - Panellissement de fenêtre,
06:32 lumière de route,
06:33 saune!
06:34 Je pense que je vais m'y mettre.
06:36 - Hey, Mr. Flanagan,
06:37 tu as de la Shakespeare ici?
06:39 - Shakespeare?
06:40 Tu n'es pas dans ça aussi.
06:42 Mon plus vieil a l'occasion
06:43 de leur apprendre ce bêtise
06:44 à la Céderneau Academy de Militaire.
06:46 - Mais je pensais qu'il était un homme de militaire.
06:49 - Il est. Il gère le groupe.
06:51 - Alors, qu'est-ce qu'il y a avec la Shakespeare?
06:53 - C'est ce que je lui demande.
06:54 Ces enfants devraient apprendre quelque chose de utile,
06:57 comme le cloquer, le rimer, le grommeter.
07:00 - Ah, oui, le grommeter.
07:02 C'est une compétence que tu peux appeler tous les jours.
07:05 - Quel travail de homme!
07:07 C'est tellement noble!
07:08 - Parlant de travail,
07:09 tu vas aider l'ancien homme avec le château plus tard?
07:12 - Demain, demain et demain!
07:15 - Pas demain, aujourd'hui!
07:17 - La haine de ton ennemi
07:18 t'attend, mon père,
07:19 car je dois t'appuyer sur les problèmes présents.
07:22 - Tu aurais eu plus de temps
07:23 à comprendre les Allemands à Céderneau.
07:25 Qui lui apprend ce bêtise, de toute façon?
07:28 - Pourquoi, la faire-maiden, Mme. Robertson?
07:31 - Pour pleurer tout le temps,
07:32 tu dois lui apprendre les 4 R.
07:34 Lire, écrire, répéter, reconnaître.
07:37 - Je crois que c'est les 3 R, Andy.
07:40 - Quoi? Elle a pris un des R?
07:43 - Des questions?
07:47 - Pourquoi Shakespeare n'a pas donné un nom normal
07:50 comme Bob ou Phil ou Ted ou Cindy?
07:53 - Excellente question, Louis.
07:55 Je crois que "Romeo et Juliet"
07:58 est un nom plus romantique que "Bob et Juliet".
08:02 Je suis heureuse de voir que tu as pris
08:04 autant d'intérêt dans ton livre.
08:05 - Ce truc de Shakespeare n'est pas si dur.
08:08 Comment ça?
08:09 "Quelque chose de mouillé dans le pays de Danemark."
08:12 Et je pense que c'est...
08:14 - Merci pour cette interprétation intéressante.
08:19 Est-ce que quelqu'un peut aider Mr. Glenn?
08:22 - "Quelque chose de mouillé dans le pays de Danemark."
08:25 Le Ciel le dirige.
08:27 - Très impressionnant, Louis.
08:30 Pour ton savoir exceptionnel de Shakespeare,
08:33 je te croie le roi Louis-Lear.
08:36 Parfait.
08:37 - Les choses ne seraient pas meilleures...
08:40 jusqu'à...
08:41 - Allez, les gars, bougez!
08:44 - C'est vraiment nécessaire, Andy.
08:47 - Bouge quoi? Où?
08:49 - C'est un vol d'air, privé.
08:51 Bougez votre cou pour la chambre.
08:53 Deux fois.
08:55 Pitié, juste pitié.
08:57 Officiellement, on est tous fous.
08:59 - Bien.
09:00 Peut-être qu'on peut tous reposer en paix.
09:02 - Tout le monde, déplacez-vous!
09:04 Donnez-moi du bois!
09:06 - Bougez, vous, vous!
09:10 - Je pensais que cette chambre
09:13 protégerait nous des ennemis.
09:15 - Je suis en train de pleurer comme un oiseau
09:18 en construisant ce lieu.
09:19 Et quoi? Je ne peux même pas me mettre?
09:21 - Il n'y a pas de place pour mes enfants!
09:23 - Ce n'est pas une chambre de grainage.
09:25 C'est une chambre de bombe.
09:27 - Je ne me moque pas de ma mère, en fait.
09:29 On parle de la guerre mondiale 3.
09:31 - Et ma famille?
09:32 - C'est bon, c'est bon.
09:34 - Amis, romains, paysans,
09:37 donnez-lui vos oreilles.
09:39 - Donnez-leur quoi?
09:41 - Qu'est-ce qu'il parle?
09:43 - Ce que les enfants veulent dire,
09:45 c'est qu'on a besoin d'un système.
09:46 Vous savez, les familles avec les derniers noms,
09:48 A à M, ont le château le lundi, le dimanche
09:51 et le dimanche.
09:52 Et N à Z, les autres jours.
09:54 - Oh, bonne idée, Louis.
09:56 - Ha! Smart kid you got there, Andy.
09:59 - Yeah, yeah, he's a real gem.
10:02 - Cookies, anyone?
10:03 - Oh, yeah, cookies. That's a great idea.
10:06 Exactly how we did it in Normandy.
10:09 - Come, father. Yon breakfast await.
10:12 - Well, you sure are chipper this morning.
10:15 - I'm a morning person now.
10:17 - Really? I'll be sure to let the enemy know
10:20 so they can bomb us any time after dawn.
10:24 - Hey, Dad, where are all your helpers?
10:26 - After last night's little milk and cookie party,
10:29 we decided it's every man for himself.
10:33 - So much for strength in numbers.
10:35 - Well, you and I make two, and that's all the numbers I need.
10:40 - Sorry, Dad, I'm busy. I gotta finish my oatmeal.
10:43 And after that, I gotta brush up on my Shakespeare.
10:46 - Does Shakespeare keep a roof over your head
10:48 and food on the table?
10:50 Does Shakespeare pay your allowance?
10:52 - But, Dad, I'm in the middle of King Henry IV.
10:56 - Well, around here, I'm the king.
10:59 And King Andy I says he needs help.
11:03 - Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.
11:06 - And that means?
11:08 - It means go easy on your kids,
11:10 or they'll take over your kingdom.
11:12 - That's mutiny!
11:14 Who's teaching you this track?
11:16 Or I'll... I'm back!
11:20 (musique de la série "The Nutcracker")
11:22 - Wow! This is a surprise, huh?
11:24 Why, you haven't seen me in, what, two whole hours?
11:26 - I didn't do it, I swear!
11:28 - You know the routine.
11:30 - I'm telling you, she's teaching a mutiny.
11:34 - I hardly think... - Shakespeare.
11:37 - It's chaos. A man can't run a family unit like that.
11:41 - Mr. Anderson, a family is a group of people
11:44 living together to offer one another
11:46 love, support and understanding.
11:49 Not an elite tactical squadron.
11:52 - Well, I say she's filling his head with all sorts of ideas.
11:55 And it's your job to get rid of her.
11:58 - Ah!
11:59 - Excuse me, nature calls.
12:01 - Hello, Mr. Anderson.
12:03 Let me start by saying how much I enjoy
12:05 having Louis in my class.
12:07 - So you can brainwash him with all that Shakespeare propaganda?
12:11 - Shakespeare's plays are hardly...
12:13 - Don't get me wrong.
12:15 I'm for higher learning as much as the next guy.
12:17 But not when it interferes with national security.
12:21 - National security?
12:23 - He's got no respect for who's boss.
12:25 And it ain't going over too good with me.
12:28 - "Ain't" is not a word, Mr. Anderson.
12:31 - What do you know, anyway?
12:33 You're a principal, not a teacher.
12:35 - You sound exactly like my father.
12:38 You must be a military man.
12:40 - Fighting 5th Regiment, and proud of it.
12:43 - Then I was an army brat myself.
12:45 Father was a full bird colonel.
12:47 - Well, I'll bet my purple heart,
12:49 four citations, and three traffic violations
12:52 that he doesn't go for this Shakespeare stunt either.
12:55 - On the contrary, Mr. A.
12:57 He's a big fan.
12:59 Especially Richard III, and Henry V,
13:01 Macbeth, anything with a sword and a battle shield or two.
13:05 - Shakespeare wrote about war?
13:07 Hmm. Was he a marine or something?
13:09 - Not exactly.
13:11 But you'd have a hard time finding an author
13:13 who wrote about war as vividly as William Shakespeare.
13:16 You know, "A horse, a horse!
13:19 My kingdom for a horse!"
13:21 - Horse? Why didn't he just use a tank?
13:24 - They didn't have tanks in those days.
13:26 Just bows, arrows, and the occasional cannon.
13:29 - You call that warfare?
13:31 Let me tell you about the time I single-handedly
13:34 tracked down 80 regiments of Germans.
13:37 - Hey! Over here!
13:39 Louis' dad is a Benedict Arnold!
13:41 - You're okay, Army brat.
13:43 - Oh, you're a screamer!
13:45 - Any chance of getting you to replace Holler in here?
13:49 - Excuse me?
13:51 - I know. These crumpets keep coming up on me too.
13:54 (belches)
13:55 Excuse me.
13:57 So what about it?
13:59 How about giving Miss Robertson a full-time job?
14:02 - I'm sorry, Mr. Anderson, but we just can't afford it.
14:06 - Holler in here is just a little, uh...
14:08 How would the Bard put this?
14:10 - Oh, yeah. Cheap!
14:12 - Hey, never!
14:13 - But I know someone who might be able to use you full-time.
14:16 Make some rail dough, huh?
14:18 - That would be smashing.
14:21 - My pal's son runs the Cedar Knoll Military Academy.
14:25 Would that interest you?
14:26 - Would it?
14:28 I love men in uniform.
14:30 - Let me see what I can do.
14:32 - Here's to you, Mr. Anderson.
14:35 - No, here's to you, Miss Robertson.
14:38 - Please.
14:41 (sonnerie de porte)
14:43 (sonnerie)
14:44 (grognement)
14:45 - Oh, come on! I hate him!
14:47 - He's back!
14:49 - Well, it's nice to see you too.
14:53 - What are you doing here?
14:55 - Good news. I passed my stone.
14:59 - Where's Miss Robertson?
15:01 - She's moved on.
15:03 Now, let's open our math books and begin.
15:07 - Yeah, Louie, way to go.
15:09 - What were you thinking?
15:11 - Geez, what'd I do?
15:13 - Monkey bars, 3.30, and don't be late.
15:16 - Ow!
15:17 - I'll set my watch.
15:19 (ringing)
15:23 - It's Noogie time!
15:26 - Leave him alone!
15:27 - Why should I?
15:28 King Noogie here got Miss Robertson fired!
15:32 - I did not!
15:33 - Why would Louie do a thing like that?
15:35 - He worshipped her!
15:37 - I may have hung on every word she said,
15:39 but I did not worship her.
15:41 - I heard his dad tell Mrs. Halloran
15:43 he wanted her executed!
15:45 - I'm getting on. Executed?
15:48 - Well, fired!
15:49 I was standing right outside her office.
15:51 I heard the whole thing!
15:53 - Good enough, Glen Glen!
15:55 - Ah! Escaping the jaws of death!
15:59 - Miss Robertson! You came back!
16:02 - Well, just to get my belongings.
16:04 - So you are leaving.
16:05 - Oh, I don't want to,
16:07 but they've offered me a full-time job
16:09 at the military academy.
16:11 - Great! That's where I'm going
16:12 when I get out of this place!
16:14 - Of course you'll be 21 by then.
16:16 - Where's my little Romeo?
16:18 - Musclehead here chased him off.
16:21 - What's the matter, Louie?
16:24 - Dad got Miss Robertson fired!
16:27 - He what?
16:28 - Hey, sport, how was school today?
16:30 What's the matter?
16:31 The cat got your tongue?
16:33 - Not too brute!
16:35 - Hey!
16:36 What do you call me names for?
16:38 What do you call me?
16:40 - You got my favorite teacher fired!
16:42 - Your father did no such thing.
16:44 Did you?
16:45 - I like to think of it as guiding her career.
16:48 - I knew it! You ruined my life!
16:51 Who's gonna teach me Shakespeare now?
16:54 - Wow, that kid really loves his Shakespeare.
16:56 - It's not Shakespeare he loves.
16:59 You know, Louie,
17:00 everyone gets a crush on a teacher
17:03 at least once in their lives.
17:05 - I don't have a crush on her.
17:07 - It's hard when someone you like so much
17:09 has to go away, isn't it?
17:11 - Why couldn't Mr. Lambert be the one who got fired?
17:14 It can't be Romeo if he's Juliet.
17:17 - I remember when my favorite art teacher left.
17:20 I thought I would never enjoy life drawing again.
17:23 But after a short time,
17:25 I noticed my drawings became richer
17:27 and more complicated.
17:29 - And this somehow relates to me.
17:32 - The truth is, I remembered what he taught me
17:35 long after he was gone.
17:37 - And, Mom, the point is...
17:39 - Well, I wouldn't be surprised at all
17:41 if Shakespeare became your favorite author.
17:43 - Even without Miss Robertson?
17:45 - Because of Miss Robertson.
17:48 - Hello, Miss Day. How you doing?
17:50 - Hey, how you doing there, my friend?
17:53 - How's your shelter coming along?
17:55 You love my dad's.
17:56 - Miss Robertson, I'm sorry my dad got you fired.
17:59 - Your dad give me the old heave-ho?
18:01 Blimey, not at all.
18:03 - He didn't?
18:04 - No. He got me hired at the academy.
18:07 Full-time and everything.
18:09 - But I thought...
18:10 - Oh, no, Louis.
18:12 Mr. Lambert was coming back as soon as he got well anyway.
18:15 Your dad has been a great help to me.
18:18 - My dad?
18:19 - I hope you're gonna keep reading Shakespeare.
18:21 - I don't know.
18:23 Sometimes he's a little hard to understand.
18:25 - I'll tell you what.
18:26 Any time you get stuck,
18:28 you just come round the academy,
18:29 and we'll figure it out together.
18:31 How's that?
18:32 - You mean it?
18:33 - Absolutely.
18:34 Toss me in the Thames if I don't.
18:37 Here.
18:39 - "To my favorite king,
18:41 "Louis I."
18:43 Whoa!
18:44 Thanks, Miss Robertson.
18:46 - You're welcome, Louis.
18:48 And thanks again to you, Mr. A.
18:50 - Strong, Brad.
18:51 Parting is such sweet sorrow.
18:54 - That I shall say good night till it be morrow.
18:57 - Not bad, Mr. A.
18:59 - Ta-ta for now.
19:01 - You've been reading Shakespeare?
19:03 - Sure, I thought any fellow who wrote a book about war
19:06 was worth taking a peek at.
19:08 - Sorry, Dad.
19:09 I should have known you wouldn't have done anything
19:11 to hurt Miss Robertson.
19:13 - She's a real peach.
19:14 Makes pretty weak coffee, though.
19:16 So, you ready to help the old man with the shelter?
19:19 - Well, Dad, I was kind of thinking...
19:21 - We can go down to the donut shop after.
19:26 - There's a wise father who knows his own child.
19:29 - You got that right, kid.
19:31 - Dad and I finished the bomb shelter that afternoon.
19:34 There's nothing like a good incentive.
19:36 Thankfully, we never had to use it.
19:38 In fact, two weeks later, we turned it into a pool.
19:42 - Annie, my pool's clean.
19:44 - When thou diggest in thine own backyard,
19:46 yon hole is always best suited for a swimming pool.
19:49 And that's not Shakespeare.
19:51 That's Louis Anderson.
19:53 - Knock off the horseplay!
19:55 - Well, uh, all right.
19:58 You're not listening to me.
20:01 Time to have the showers.
20:03 [panting]
20:06 - Hey, what are you trying to do, burn me?
20:12 Hey, that feels pretty good.
20:14 [groans]