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00:03:06 Where have you been?
00:03:07 What's the big idea?
00:03:08 Well, it's about time.
00:03:09 Who do you think you are anyway?
00:03:10 Nice of you all to be so glad to see me.
00:03:12 Hi, you sweet.
00:03:13 Hello, dear.
00:03:15 Hello, Ann.
00:03:16 How long, Ann? How are you?
00:03:17 You heard me. Where have you been?
00:03:18 Say, darling, did we have a time?
00:03:21 Everyone was there. You missed it.
00:03:23 And you missed the boat train.
00:03:24 Look at yourself.
00:03:27 And your feet. They're soaking.
00:03:29 Can I help it if I slipped?
00:03:31 And very wet water in these parts, too.
00:03:33 You come and get right out of those clothes.
00:03:35 Do you think by any chance I won't get double pneumonia?
00:03:38 The only thing that will save you is a hot rum.
00:03:40 Right.
00:03:41 No, you don't.
00:03:42 You're going to get into a steaming bath this minute.
00:03:44 But don't you see I just had a cold one, Ducky.
00:03:46 Don't you, Ducky me.
00:03:48 [Laughter]
00:03:55 Caterpillar.
00:03:56 Stewardess.
00:03:57 Yes, Mrs. Holt.
00:03:58 I want some kind of a tub for a good bath and a large can of mustard.
00:04:01 Yes, ma'am. English or French mustard.
00:04:03 It's immaterial to me what language it speaks.
00:04:06 What excellent service. Just what I want.
00:04:16 But, Miss Holt, this drink is for the gentleman over there.
00:04:19 Mustn't keep the young lady waiting.
00:04:23 Let that be a lesson to your Crawford.
00:04:25 Put that down!
00:04:28 Such are my intentions, dearie.
00:04:30 Do you want me to carry you to your cabin?
00:04:34 You're not man enough, darling.
00:04:35 Oh, I'm not, huh?
00:04:36 Not very. No, no, no.
00:04:38 Where to, ma'am?
00:04:44 I'll show you.
00:04:45 Pardon me. These might scratch you.
00:04:48 This way, young man.
00:04:51 [Door closes]
00:04:52 Do you charge by the mile, or is this a flat rate?
00:05:00 Do you mean to say you were a physical wreck before you used Peptona?
00:05:08 We're off!
00:05:13 [Train whistle]
00:05:15 That's fine. I'll get some towels.
00:05:25 That was charming. Next time, driver, we'll go through the park.
00:05:33 Rings on?
00:05:36 No, thanks. I'll just wait and see it in the newsreel.
00:05:39 Young man, any time I can do you a favor.
00:05:42 Not at all. It was a pleasure.
00:05:43 Oh, sir.
00:05:44 To help you out, Mrs. Holt.
00:05:46 Good morning.
00:05:48 Good morning.
00:05:49 Goodbye.
00:05:50 Pick me up again sometime.
00:05:54 Now take off that dress.
00:05:57 But he's gone.
00:05:59 Oh.
00:06:00 Hurry up.
00:06:02 Had me worried to death.
00:06:06 I told you I'd make the ship.
00:06:08 Yes, but when?
00:06:09 You're darn lucky they waited for you.
00:06:12 Come on. Get in this chair.
00:06:14 Stop bullying me.
00:06:16 Landing on this boat like a three-ring circus.
00:06:19 Ouch. Saddest.
00:06:22 You never could drink anyway.
00:06:24 I'm the only one in the whole family who knows how to handle liquor.
00:06:28 I'm the only one in the whole family who knows how to handle liquor.
00:06:33 I'm the only one in the whole family who knows how to handle liquor.
00:06:36 I'm the only one in the whole family who knows how to handle liquor.
00:06:39 I'm the only one in the whole family who knows how to handle liquor.
00:06:41 Wiggle your feet around in the water and stir up this mustard.
00:06:50 I wonder who he is.
00:06:53 As fine and upstanding a young fellow as I've seen in many a day.
00:07:00 Amen, sister.
00:07:02 And you won't get anywhere with him either.
00:07:04 Either, darling.
00:07:05 Because he thinks you're just a spoiled brat.
00:07:09 In spite of which, I wonder.
00:07:13 Sorry, Miss Holt.
00:07:22 What did the purser say?
00:07:24 He says his name is A. Gage.
00:07:26 That he can't sit in at your table because he wants all his meals sent up to his stateroom.
00:07:31 You go find this here A. Gage and tell him I need a fourth-handed bridge.
00:07:36 Righto.
00:07:38 Success to you.
00:07:39 Ann.
00:07:40 Oh, Ann.
00:07:41 Coming.
00:07:42 For he's my man.
00:07:47 Maybe.
00:07:49 How are we doing?
00:07:51 Come here and let me gouge out your eyes.
00:07:53 Always ready to oblige a friend.
00:07:55 You're down four, dear.
00:07:56 Doubled in vulnerable.
00:07:57 Take a look at that score, palsy.
00:08:00 That's 3600 more you'll make.
00:08:05 Chiseler.
00:08:06 Pay you as soon as we land and I get my allowance.
00:08:08 So sorry, darling.
00:08:10 But double-entry bookkeeping has always baffled me.
00:08:13 Darling, I wouldn't tax your brain for anything.
00:08:15 Choose yourself a bauble.
00:08:17 They're all worth hocking.
00:08:19 Hmm.
00:08:20 I'll take this one.
00:08:22 That one, Rita, my fine woman, is the only one you can't have.
00:08:25 Bill gave me that.
00:08:26 Who's Bill?
00:08:27 The prince?
00:08:28 Bill is my father and a man, my friend.
00:08:32 A man.
00:08:33 Hmm. Sounds as if you like him.
00:08:35 Right, he's my pal.
00:08:36 And being his mother, I might add he's...
00:08:38 Soul, soul.
00:08:40 After which demonstration of fine family feeling,
00:08:44 take your pick, little one.
00:08:46 Can I have the pearl?
00:08:48 Pearls it is.
00:08:50 Never mind any naggle.
00:08:53 You can hold this as security.
00:08:56 But notice I cast them before you.
00:08:58 She's calling you a swine, Rita.
00:09:00 Some of my best friends are swine.
00:09:02 Now, Hodges.
00:09:09 I did the best I could, miss.
00:09:11 Where is he?
00:09:12 In the gymnasium.
00:09:29 Ahoy!
00:09:32 So this is how you keep in condition to carry women.
00:09:36 Hottie, I calls it.
00:09:46 (clattering)
00:09:48 (clattering)
00:10:16 Very pretty.
00:10:18 Hello, A-Gage.
00:10:26 Hello.
00:10:28 What does the A stand for?
00:10:30 Anthony.
00:10:31 Oh. And a gauge is some sort of plumb.
00:10:34 A gauge is a standard of measurement.
00:10:36 A measurement of quality.
00:10:39 A-Holt. The A stands for Anne.
00:10:42 Oh, yes, I knew that.
00:10:43 Oh, you've been reading the papers?
00:10:44 Yes.
00:10:46 Congratulations on your engagement to Prince Carlos.
00:10:50 Thanks.
00:10:52 And very pleasant it was, too.
00:10:54 Oh, I'm sure of that.
00:10:56 You sound kind of resentful.
00:10:58 No, no, not at all.
00:11:00 Quite an order for a rich gal to buy herself a title.
00:11:03 So what do you know about my engagement?
00:11:05 I happen to work for the law firm that handles your grandfather's interests.
00:11:09 This alliance is setting him back plenty.
00:11:12 I'm a little bit like him. Doer.
00:11:14 Hmm?
00:11:15 Doer is Scotch for sour.
00:11:17 Do you speak Scotch?
00:11:20 In my little circle, gentlemen usually answer, ladies.
00:11:23 I know all about your little circle.
00:11:26 This man shows every sign of having a terrible crush on me.
00:11:29 He's not letting himself in for anything so unpleasant.
00:11:32 Unpleasant? You have no idea how nice I can be.
00:11:36 I've also no idea of being a little episode to brighten up the voyage for you.
00:11:42 I'm way ahead of you.
00:11:44 So you are. We'll soon fix that.
00:11:51 The horse always wins.
00:11:56 I wouldn't say always.
00:11:58 You big brute.
00:12:10 But you haven't beat me in the important thing yet.
00:12:13 Let me help you.
00:12:14 Oh, go away.
00:12:15 Don't you strike me.
00:12:17 So you don't find me attractive?
00:12:23 Oh, yes. You're a very desirable creature and very potent.
00:12:28 But you're too used to snapping your fingers and having everyone toe the mark.
00:12:32 Most men love it.
00:12:34 I must be exceptional.
00:12:36 That's what intrigues me.
00:12:39 Hey, you really are trying to start something, aren't you?
00:12:42 Mm-hmm.
00:12:43 My dear Miss Holt.
00:12:44 Inquiformal.
00:12:45 You're utterly charming.
00:12:46 Ah.
00:12:47 But you've been badly brought up.
00:12:49 Spoiled.
00:12:50 All your worst qualities have been thoroughly developed.
00:12:52 And your good ones left to rot.
00:12:54 I like you, too.
00:12:56 You're clever and attractive, but you've nothing to back it up.
00:12:59 No standard.
00:13:00 In other words, I need a gauge.
00:13:03 Oh, you're impossible.
00:13:07 Well, I'll be, uh...
00:13:09 Hey, attendant!
00:13:12 Attendant!
00:13:14 Well, I'll be, uh...
00:13:16 Hey, attendant!
00:13:19 Attendant!
00:13:20 Attendant!
00:13:21 Attendant!
00:13:22 [thunder]
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00:13:30 [music]
00:13:35 ♪ What's the use of worrying your young life away? ♪
00:13:39 ♪ This trouble may come hurrying, but it's the last day today. ♪
00:13:44 ♪ Smile the while you go along at your work or play. ♪
00:13:48 ♪ Happily just sing a song... ♪
00:13:50 I'll take that bet.
00:13:51 You're on.
00:13:52 Is this a ziffer?
00:13:54 Hurrah for our side!
00:13:56 Now, don't pay me yet.
00:13:57 I'll give you a chance to win it back.
00:13:59 I bet you can't say, "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers."
00:14:02 I'll bet I can.
00:14:04 Peter Piper plicked a pluck...
00:14:06 Now, wait a minute.
00:14:08 Bleeder plighter flicked a...
00:14:10 You owe me a hundred now.
00:14:13 Come on.
00:14:14 Oh, it's a racket.
00:14:16 Where are you going, Ann?
00:14:20 Big gauge hunting.
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00:14:48 Well, as I live and breathe, if it isn't a gauge.
00:14:52 I've looked all over this boat for you.
00:14:54 I always say, "Isn't it a small world?"
00:14:57 That's what I always say.
00:14:59 Too small sometimes.
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00:15:07 If I'm not too inquisitive, might I ask for the pleasure of this dance?
00:15:11 It's too hot in there.
00:15:12 It's mighty cool out here, Colonel.
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00:15:17 Well, if you don't mind, I'll do the leading.
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00:15:25 You know, I have a queer feeling you and I have danced like this before.
00:15:28 All alone on the deck of a ship.
00:15:30 We have.
00:15:32 We did years ago on our honeymoon.
00:15:35 Our what?
00:15:36 Our honeymoon.
00:15:38 Oh, yes, of course.
00:15:40 My wretched memory for faces.
00:15:42 Well, you see, it was such a brief honeymoon.
00:15:44 Marriage took place too soon after our meeting.
00:15:47 Would you mind refreshing my memory as to where we met?
00:15:50 On your grandfather's desk.
00:15:51 Desk?
00:15:52 Where I first saw your picture.
00:15:54 Oh.
00:15:57 And so we were married.
00:16:00 Were we awfully happy?
00:16:02 Well, at first, yes.
00:16:04 But when you started flaunting those big income checks from your grandfather in my face...
00:16:09 You've got it all figured out, haven't you?
00:16:11 Oh, yes.
00:16:13 You're funny.
00:16:14 Thank you.
00:16:16 Well, go on.
00:16:18 Was I mean with my money?
00:16:19 No.
00:16:20 As a matter of fact, you showered me with gifts.
00:16:22 Oh, yes, platinum suspenders and knick-knacks and stuff and things, huh?
00:16:25 Yes.
00:16:27 And a new punching bag, when I liked my old one.
00:16:30 You know, those are the things that wear a man down.
00:16:33 And so we parted.
00:16:35 It had to come.
00:16:41 Aren't we going to finish this dance?
00:16:42 Well, some day, maybe.
00:16:45 In other words, you threw me over for an old punching bag.
00:16:50 And there's no chance for a reconciliation?
00:16:52 Impossible.
00:16:55 The last time you said impossible, you kissed me.
00:16:58 Well, I assure you, it won't happen again.
00:17:01 Young man?
00:17:03 How much have you had to drink today?
00:17:05 Oh, 50 or 60 highballs.
00:17:07 Good.
00:17:08 I thought maybe you'd been drinking.
00:17:10 How'd you like to make a little pen money?
00:17:12 Sounds interesting.
00:17:13 I'll bet you $10 you can't say Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
00:17:18 Just $10?
00:17:19 Oh, make it more if you want to.
00:17:22 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
00:17:24 Perkly packing pretty Pippins Parkley.
00:17:26 Stop!
00:17:27 Don't waste it.
00:17:28 You and I have a floating gold mine on this ship.
00:17:31 Come on!
00:17:36 You know, I like that man.
00:17:37 Mind if I take a shot at him tomorrow?
00:17:39 If you don't mind my taking a shot at you.
00:17:42 What about your engagement to the prince?
00:17:44 That was all BG.
00:17:47 Before Gage.
00:17:48 It was Grandfather's idea anyway.
00:17:50 This is going to complicate matters, isn't it?
00:17:53 Don't count on it, Ducky.
00:17:54 I generally get what I want.
00:17:58 [waves crashing]
00:18:24 If they too many waltzes, I like to rumble.
00:18:28 Oh, Captain.
00:18:29 Yes, Mrs. Hall.
00:18:30 Got a new one for you.
00:18:32 What will it cost me this time?
00:18:34 I'll give you $5 if you say it.
00:18:35 I hope you win Skipper just to break her.
00:18:39 Is it as difficult as the one yesterday?
00:18:41 Worse.
00:18:42 Now listen.
00:18:43 This is better than rubber buggy bumpers.
00:18:46 Again.
00:18:47 This is better than rubber buggy bumpers.
00:18:50 This is better than ruggy buggy...
00:18:53 [laughs]
00:18:54 This is better than rubber buggy...
00:18:57 I give up.
00:18:58 I give up.
00:18:59 You stayed up too late last night.
00:19:01 How did you know?
00:19:02 Well, I was around myself.
00:19:04 I thought so.
00:19:05 [laughs]
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00:19:32 Hello.
00:19:34 Do you realize you haven't been near me in days?
00:19:37 Yes, I realize that.
00:19:41 I'm in love.
00:19:43 I assumed that when you agreed to marry the prince.
00:19:47 I'm in love with you.
00:19:51 Why don't you stop playing for once in your life?
00:19:54 I'm not playing.
00:19:55 I mean it.
00:19:57 Tony, tomorrow we land.
00:19:58 We may never see each other again.
00:20:00 That might be better for both of us.
00:20:03 Why are you so mean to me?
00:20:05 Perhaps it's my instinct for self-preservation.
00:20:09 This is the first time I've ever felt this way about anybody.
00:20:12 Oh, Tony, can't you believe me?
00:20:17 I'd like to, but I don't.
00:20:24 Go and dance.
00:20:35 We've got to get some of our money back.
00:20:37 Hey, Ann, here's one for you.
00:20:39 I'll bet you ten bucks you can't say,
00:20:40 "This is better than rubber buggy bumpers."
00:20:47 What's the matter with you?
00:20:52 Why are you crying?
00:21:10 Waiter, you boys figure it out.
00:21:12 I'd at least like to be at the house when Ann gets there.
00:21:16 Check, please.
00:21:17 But, Bill, this is serious.
00:21:18 I know it's serious, but I haven't seen my daughter for a year.
00:21:22 Why get excited?
00:21:23 The Puritan Bank can't be in a jam as long as Bill is president.
00:21:27 Thanks for the boost.
00:21:29 He means Jerome Sendrick.
00:21:31 What's my father-in-law got to do with it?
00:21:33 He'll help us out because of you.
00:21:35 Tell him the desperate condition we're in.
00:21:37 That if we need this money or the bank will close its doors.
00:21:41 He'll come through. I'm sure he will.
00:21:43 Oh, will he?
00:21:44 He's been pretty lavish with your daughter.
00:21:46 What he sees fit to do for Ann is his business.
00:21:49 I'd see myself dead before I'd take a penny of his money.
00:21:53 Well, we've got to get it somewhere.
00:21:55 Well, I'll be at the bank later.
00:21:59 I'll do anything you fellows advise,
00:22:01 but I will not go to my father-in-law.
00:22:19 Bill!
00:22:22 Ann! Ann!
00:22:23 Oh, I swear!
00:22:26 I swear you're prettier than ever.
00:22:28 Did I ever let you get away from me?
00:22:31 Of course, I'm only his mother,
00:22:33 but I've come back from Europe too.
00:22:35 My old sweetheart.
00:22:38 How you feeling, kid?
00:22:40 Marvelous, till you fractured my ribs.
00:22:45 You look marvelous, Miss Holt.
00:22:47 Thank you, Annie. It's nice to be home.
00:22:48 Kept everything nice and clean?
00:22:50 Yes, madam, I've tried to.
00:22:54 Oh, pretty swell to have my two girlfriends back home.
00:22:59 Swell for the girlfriends.
00:23:00 As if he'd been true to us while we were away.
00:23:03 Cheery little mausoleum, isn't it?
00:23:06 Fine example of Cedric taste.
00:23:08 Was pretty ghastly with you away so long.
00:23:11 Well, I'm home now, darling, and I'll never leave you again.
00:23:13 Will you two stop blocking traffic?
00:23:15 Step on it.
00:23:17 It's the worst in a couple old ladies.
00:23:22 You dog, why didn't you meet me at the boat?
00:23:24 I was having lunch with the new Farley's queen.
00:23:26 Liar. You'd never stand me up for another woman.
00:23:30 Bill, how sweet.
00:23:32 Model of my little monoplane.
00:23:33 I sort of went in for flying to deaden the monotony.
00:23:36 You that owns your own plane.
00:23:40 Come aboard.
00:23:41 Aye, aye, Captain.
00:23:45 I missed you like the devil.
00:23:46 I missed you too.
00:23:48 Wait till you see what I brung you.
00:23:50 Brung me yourself, that's enough.
00:23:53 Still care for my Alexanders?
00:23:54 Do ducks quack?
00:23:58 Good old Bill.
00:24:06 Gosh, Pie Face, I don't know how I'm going to get along without you.
00:24:10 Maybe you won't have to.
00:24:12 A great big maybe.
00:24:13 What do you mean?
00:24:15 It'll be goodbye forever when you marry your prince.
00:24:19 Will you join me in a moment's silence about the prince?
00:24:22 A moment's silence it is.
00:24:28 And that, Duck A, finishes the entire conversation we'll have about him.
00:24:32 Come clean, honey.
00:24:34 What's up?
00:24:36 Well, it's a long sad story and rather difficult to tell.
00:24:42 Lady, you can tell a bartender anything.
00:24:47 Bartender, for the first time in my life, I'm really in love.
00:24:50 You don't tell me.
00:24:52 Met him on the boat.
00:24:53 Got it bad?
00:24:54 Head over heels, daffy, delirious, dithery.
00:24:57 I even dream about him.
00:24:59 Lady, that is love.
00:25:01 What's his name?
00:25:02 Gage, Anthony Gage.
00:25:04 He's connected with Grandfather's attorneys.
00:25:06 Why don't you have him up to dinner sometime?
00:25:08 I'd sort of like to meet him.
00:25:10 The gent will have none of me, bartender.
00:25:12 Walked off the blinking boat without even making a date, say he'd call up or anything.
00:25:16 Sounds like a sissy to me.
00:25:18 I know he likes me, but he won't give in.
00:25:20 He thinks I'm a spoiled brat.
00:25:22 So you are, lady, so you are.
00:25:24 Oh, gosh.
00:25:26 I'd like to see your grandfather's face when he hears about this.
00:25:30 Oh, boy.
00:25:33 Telephone, Mr. Holt.
00:25:34 Mr. Burkhardt from the bank.
00:25:36 Tell him I'm out.
00:25:37 And tell him I told you so.
00:25:41 Those fellows get hysterical down there when the least thing comes up.
00:25:46 Bill, is anything worrying you?
00:25:48 Certainly not.
00:25:50 Why?
00:25:51 Seems to me there's a lot more gray around those temples.
00:25:54 Well, that's to add to my sex appeal, honey.
00:25:58 You sure it hasn't anything to do with the bank?
00:26:01 Come on, darling.
00:26:03 We always tell each other everything.
00:26:05 Nothing to tell.
00:26:07 Money's a little bit tight everywhere.
00:26:10 The bank's all right.
00:26:13 Here's to us.
00:26:16 But mud in your grandfather's eye.
00:26:21 Luck to you, Bill.
00:26:29 Is that the only record in the house?
00:26:31 The only one I like.
00:26:34 Ann about ready?
00:26:35 She'll be here any minute.
00:26:40 You didn't tell her, did you?
00:26:41 Think I go around blabbing everything I know?
00:26:50 Good, I'm starved.
00:26:53 Appetite's returning, huh?
00:26:55 Don't tell me your boyfriend Gage finally came to the phone.
00:26:59 Still holds out.
00:27:01 No matter what name I give.
00:27:04 If I tried for two weeks to get a man on the phone and he wouldn't talk,
00:27:07 I'd begin to suspect he didn't like me.
00:27:10 I guess I'm a diehard.
00:27:14 Say, is that the best dinner gown you have?
00:27:17 What?
00:27:19 Listen, Ducky, you're getting a bit particular, aren't you?
00:27:21 For a quiet family dinner?
00:27:23 Well, I like my women dressed.
00:27:26 I wonder.
00:27:30 Mr. Gage is downstairs.
00:27:32 Gage?
00:27:33 Bring him right up.
00:27:35 Bill!
00:27:36 I'm going to give him a little case to handle.
00:27:38 Oh, bartender, you're marvelous.
00:27:41 She's a beautiful thing.
00:27:43 I'm glad you like her, Mr. Gage.
00:27:45 But I imagine she'd be pretty expensive to maintain.
00:27:48 Yes, but I get a lot of fun out of them.
00:27:50 You're going to name her Ann III, eh?
00:27:52 Uh-huh.
00:27:53 Well, she looks like a winner to me.
00:27:56 But I'm counting on her to win the Narragansett race.
00:28:01 Do you realize coffee's been waiting downstairs for one hour?
00:28:04 And so have I.
00:28:05 Sorry, Ann, I thought Gran was with you.
00:28:07 You knew Gran had a bridge date at Rita's?
00:28:10 I've just ordered fresh coffee, so if you boys will stop playing house...
00:28:14 I'll be with you in a minute, Ann.
00:28:16 Oh, no, you don't.
00:28:18 You two have been gabbing ever since we sat down at dinner.
00:28:20 It's my turn.
00:28:22 Come on, I'm sick of talking in my turn.
00:28:26 And this was Michael, best dog I ever had.
00:28:29 Swell-looking hound.
00:28:31 Greatest hunting instinct I've ever known.
00:28:33 Still got him?
00:28:34 No, run over a year ago.
00:28:38 Gee, that was tough.
00:28:40 Sure was. I loved that mutt.
00:28:43 Ann, have you read any good books lately?
00:28:48 Yes, Gran, I read a swell book...
00:28:50 about a girl who kills her father.
00:28:53 [laughing]
00:28:55 Say, come on over and see these. They're great.
00:28:57 No, thanks. I was brought up on them.
00:29:01 Look here. I've just got to show you this.
00:29:05 You interested in turkeys?
00:29:07 We used to raise them on our farm up in Maine when I was a kid.
00:29:09 You did? That's a coincidence.
00:29:11 I raised them up at Holstown.
00:29:13 Holstown?
00:29:14 Yes, small town upstate.
00:29:15 Only place where I'm head man.
00:29:17 I got a nice little farm up there.
00:29:19 I'd like to show it to you sometime.
00:29:21 I'd like to see it.
00:29:22 This gobbler took first at the agricultural show.
00:29:25 It's an American bronze, isn't it?
00:29:27 Right. Say, you know turkeys.
00:29:30 I wish somebody would talk turkey to me.
00:29:35 That's not right.
00:29:46 Move over.
00:29:47 Ah, surrender.
00:29:49 After that run, it goes into an augmented fifth.
00:29:52 Here, like this.
00:29:55 Is there anything he doesn't know?
00:29:58 Say, why don't you two get married?
00:30:01 I guess I better be going. It's after two.
00:30:06 No, no, don't go. You stay here.
00:30:09 I'm off to bed.
00:30:11 Night, Smudge.
00:30:18 Don't hurt yourself.
00:30:20 I didn't realize...
00:30:21 Oh, shut up.
00:30:23 Nice to have met you, Gage.
00:30:25 Thanks. Don't forget we're lunching together tomorrow.
00:30:27 Right. Night, Ann.
00:30:29 Good night.
00:30:30 Stupid.
00:30:32 Good luck.
00:30:34 He's a grand person.
00:30:40 I'm glad you like your future father-in-law.
00:30:43 You're starting that again, are you?
00:30:51 There's only one reason why you shouldn't marry me.
00:30:54 That's if you don't love me.
00:30:56 Tell me that, Tony, and I'll drop my shameless pursuit.
00:31:00 All right, I love you.
00:31:03 But there are a dozen good reasons why I won't marry you.
00:31:07 Why, sir? You're not suggesting anything else.
00:31:10 Oh, good heavens.
00:31:13 You can't meet every situation in life with a wisecrack.
00:31:17 I don't want to love you.
00:31:19 Our marriage would mean nothing but unhappiness for both of us.
00:31:22 Go on.
00:31:23 Don't you see, Ann? I have no dissent.
00:31:25 Money means nothing to me.
00:31:27 You'd have to adjust yourself to my way of living, or you'd try to change me.
00:31:30 Either way, one of us would break the other's spirit.
00:31:33 I'm listening.
00:31:36 Don't you know if I thought there was the slightest chance to make you happy, I'd go for it?
00:31:44 I'm mad about you.
00:31:46 But I'm not going to lose what little sanity I have left.
00:31:49 Yes, Tony.
00:31:50 I've got a rotten temper.
00:31:52 I'd forget that you're a spoiled baby and get angry.
00:31:55 You live in a world of toys, and I'd bust every one of them.
00:32:00 Don't you see, Ann?
00:32:04 Those things don't matter.
00:32:06 Why, I hardly make enough to keep you in orchids.
00:32:10 Then there'll be no more orchids.
00:32:16 I love you, Tony.
00:32:18 Not one cent, unless he comes to me himself.
00:32:26 But, Mr. Sedgwick, the situation is desperate.
00:32:28 Of course it's desperate.
00:32:30 He's caught the fool.
00:32:32 He never should have been president of any bank.
00:32:36 I know how he's been bungling the whole job.
00:32:39 Making loans on worthless collateral and other idiocies.
00:32:42 And he sends you to do the begging.
00:32:44 He doesn't even know that I'm here.
00:32:46 In fact, he was against approaching you.
00:32:49 Oh, he was, eh?
00:32:50 Too pig-headed to admit he's licked, eh?
00:32:53 Well, until he does...
00:32:55 Good day, Mr. Burkhardt.
00:33:00 I should like to leave a statement of our assets in case you change your mind.
00:33:04 Assets? What assets? You haven't got any.
00:33:07 You people must have been out of your minds to stand by and let him get the bank in this condition.
00:33:12 It isn't worth a cent.
00:33:14 But the man is your own son-in-law.
00:33:16 That's no asset to him either.
00:33:18 Let him crawl for the money.
00:33:20 Tell him that from me.
00:33:22 Good day, Mr. Burkhardt.
00:33:28 Oh, hello.
00:33:40 Well, how do you do, Miss Anne?
00:33:42 I hear you had a wonderful trip.
00:33:44 Yes, plenty of things.
00:33:46 Grandfather all right?
00:33:48 Oh, indeed, yes.
00:33:50 He's holding his own remarkably.
00:33:52 Oh.
00:33:53 Well, I'll be getting along.
00:33:56 Your grandfather's expecting you, Miss Anne.
00:34:03 - How are you, Holmes? - Oh, very well, thank you.
00:34:05 - Hello, darling. - Anne, my dear.
00:34:10 Oh, I'm glad to see you.
00:34:12 Sit down here.
00:34:14 You look marvellous.
00:34:16 The Springs must have agreed with you.
00:34:18 Off the Springs.
00:34:19 I was anxious to get back to you.
00:34:21 Now, tell me everything.
00:34:23 Were you satisfied with all the arrangements?
00:34:26 Oh, they were grand, darling.
00:34:28 But then you've always spoiled me.
00:34:30 Nothing's too good for my granddaughter.
00:34:32 And the prince.
00:34:34 Were you pleased with him?
00:34:36 Oh, yes, the prince.
00:34:38 He's charming.
00:34:40 Grandfather...
00:34:42 It'll be a royal match.
00:34:44 On both sides, mind you.
00:34:46 Grandfather, there's something I've got to tell you.
00:34:50 Please don't be angry with me.
00:34:52 But I can't marry Carlos.
00:34:54 Go on.
00:34:57 I know it's a great disappointment to you.
00:34:59 But I've met someone I really love.
00:35:02 Who is it?
00:35:03 He's connected with your lawyers.
00:35:05 Anthony Gage.
00:35:06 A nobody.
00:35:08 What does that matter? I love him.
00:35:10 The arrangements for this marriage are made.
00:35:13 It's utterly out of the question to alter my plans now.
00:35:16 What about my plans?
00:35:18 I won't permit it.
00:35:20 Then I'll have to do without your permission.
00:35:24 Oh, darling.
00:35:27 I don't want to quarrel with you.
00:35:29 You've always been so good to me.
00:35:31 And, my dear...
00:35:33 Ever since you were a child, I've planned this future for you.
00:35:38 It's been my life's ambition to see you where you belong.
00:35:42 But, grandfather, I've never shared your mania for royalty.
00:35:46 I've financed a revolution to put Carlos on the throne.
00:35:50 That doesn't mean a thing.
00:35:52 All I want to do is be happy.
00:35:54 I will not be disappointed twice.
00:35:56 I arranged a regal match for your mother.
00:35:59 I let her get round me with her talk of happiness.
00:36:03 And what did she do?
00:36:05 Married a fool. A failure.
00:36:07 Don't you say that about Bill.
00:36:09 Now, let's get this clear.
00:36:11 If you marry that man, you won't get another cent of my money.
00:36:15 That's what I came to tell you. I don't want any more of your money.
00:36:18 And your father won't get any of it, either.
00:36:21 Bill?
00:36:22 What does he want your money for?
00:36:24 To keep him out of jail.
00:36:26 Are you crazy?
00:36:28 What are you talking about?
00:36:30 As president of that bank, he's responsible for every dollar deposited in it.
00:36:35 His bungling has wrecked it, and he has to answer for it.
00:36:38 I don't believe it. Bill never did anything criminal in his life.
00:36:41 Bunglers never do.
00:36:43 Intentionally.
00:36:45 Bill has plenty of friends.
00:36:47 If he needs the money, he'll raise it somewhere.
00:36:49 He can't raise a cent.
00:36:51 The bank's condition doesn't warrant a loan.
00:36:53 Everybody knows it's on the rocks.
00:36:55 Burkhart came to me just now, begging me.
00:36:57 And I'm the only one he can turn to.
00:37:00 When shall I cable to the prince?
00:37:14 To come over for the wedding?
00:37:16 Anytime you like.
00:37:20 Anytime you like.
00:37:22 Who is it?
00:37:30 The laundry.
00:37:32 Anne.
00:37:35 Does Mr. Gage live here?
00:37:37 Anne, darling, come in.
00:37:39 So this is your house.
00:37:45 Well, of course, it can't compare with the old marble halls.
00:37:49 But you might as well see what you're letting yourself in for.
00:37:52 It's charming.
00:37:54 If I'd known you were coming, I'd have baked a cake.
00:37:59 I'd much rather have a kiss.
00:38:02 Tony.
00:38:11 What's the matter, dear?
00:38:14 What's happened?
00:38:16 You're all upset about something.
00:38:18 I came to tell you...
00:38:22 You came to tell me?
00:38:24 I can't keep my date with you tonight.
00:38:29 You had me scared for a minute.
00:38:33 I thought it was something serious.
00:38:35 I'll have to see my grandfather.
00:38:37 Well, I suppose we can spare the old gent one evening.
00:38:41 Considering we'll have all the rest of our lives together.
00:38:45 Cold?
00:38:49 No.
00:38:50 No, I'm all right.
00:38:52 Show me the rest of your house, Tony.
00:38:54 My house?
00:38:55 Our house, Mrs. Gage.
00:38:57 On your left, madam, we have the bar.
00:39:02 We have a bigger bar in my house.
00:39:05 Oh, well, you're just a poor little rich girl.
00:39:08 On your right, we have the library.
00:39:11 Plenty of books for the long winter evenings.
00:39:13 Have you read any of them?
00:39:15 Oh, yes, I read one of them.
00:39:16 Let's see, where is that volume?
00:39:19 Here it is.
00:39:21 And this, this is the master bedroom.
00:39:26 Of course, it's the only one, but it's still the master bedroom.
00:39:29 And here, we have a cedar-lined closet.
00:39:33 And if you think you're going to use more than half of it, you're crazy.
00:39:36 So you mean about closets?
00:39:38 Mm.
00:39:39 Oh, there's lots of things you'll have to get used to.
00:39:43 I beat women who tidy bureau drawers.
00:39:45 I'm awfully good at mossing them up.
00:39:47 The pipery.
00:39:50 Heaven help anyone who disturbs my pipes.
00:39:52 I suppose you knock them out on the rugs, too.
00:39:54 Mm, good for 'em.
00:39:55 That's what Bill always says.
00:39:57 Anything else?
00:40:01 I'm a fiend about coffee.
00:40:02 If it isn't strong, I throw things.
00:40:05 Oh.
00:40:06 Ann, Ann, darling, what is it?
00:40:10 Oh, Tony.
00:40:12 Hey, what's the matter, Smudge?
00:40:21 Got the jitters?
00:40:22 Sorry.
00:40:23 After all, Bill, four cups.
00:40:25 That's right.
00:40:26 Criticize your old man.
00:40:28 And I didn't make a single crack about the time you got in last night.
00:40:31 Four o'clock.
00:40:32 Isn't that decent?
00:40:34 You shouldn't have been up.
00:40:36 Oh, I heard you as I passed the study.
00:40:38 Up and down, up and down.
00:40:41 What's the idea?
00:40:42 Trying to wear a path in the rug?
00:40:44 Can't a man think in his own house?
00:40:46 You shouldn't worry, darling, really.
00:40:51 Who said I was worrying?
00:40:53 Bill, I am.
00:40:59 About what?
00:41:01 Myself.
00:41:03 I want you to do something for me.
00:41:05 Name it, honey.
00:41:06 I want you to tell Tony I'm not going to marry him.
00:41:09 What?
00:41:10 I'm going to marry Carlos.
00:41:12 I don't understand, Ann.
00:41:14 What's happened?
00:41:15 Nothing.
00:41:16 I was just thinking things over.
00:41:17 I don't see how I can back out now.
00:41:19 Back out?
00:41:20 What about Tony?
00:41:21 What about backing out on him?
00:41:23 It's all crazy.
00:41:24 I shouldn't have tried to make things happen.
00:41:26 It just won't work out.
00:41:29 So if you'll tell him...
00:41:32 Well, I...
00:41:33 Ann, honey, if you've had some silly fight...
00:41:35 There's been no fight.
00:41:37 I'm only trying to be sensible.
00:41:38 Oh, I don't want to talk about it.
00:41:40 Morning, Ann.
00:41:41 Hello.
00:41:42 What's the matter with her?
00:41:46 Blessed if I know.
00:41:49 Cedric temper, that's what.
00:41:51 (door opens)
00:41:52 (door closes)
00:42:00 Come in, Tony.
00:42:14 Good morning.
00:42:15 Excuse me for barging in so early.
00:42:17 Not at all.
00:42:18 Have some coffee.
00:42:19 No, thanks.
00:42:20 Ann up?
00:42:21 Well, uh...
00:42:22 Yes.
00:42:23 Visible?
00:42:24 Well, she was.
00:42:26 Have some coffee.
00:42:27 Didn't you hear the man just refused?
00:42:29 Yeah, she's up.
00:42:31 Just flew out of here in a temper about something.
00:42:33 Temper?
00:42:34 That's Bill.
00:42:35 I hate mysteries.
00:42:37 Anything wrong with Ann?
00:42:38 I wish I knew.
00:42:41 Maybe you can explain.
00:42:43 You saw her last night?
00:42:44 Yes, I did.
00:42:45 Then why is she talking about marrying that dumb prince this morning?
00:42:49 You heard her wrong, Bill.
00:42:50 She was talking about me.
00:42:52 As a matter of fact, I just breezed in to ask you to name the day.
00:42:55 My boy, I hope you're right.
00:42:57 But that's not what she said.
00:42:58 She asked me to tell you.
00:43:00 She asked you to tell me?
00:43:01 If I were you, I'd ask her myself.
00:43:03 Yeah.
00:43:04 I guess I'd better.
00:43:05 Upstairs, first door to the right, first landing.
00:43:07 Thanks.
00:43:08 Well, she asked me to.
00:43:13 Sit down.
00:43:14 Lovers quarrel.
00:43:15 Don't interfere.
00:43:17 Who is it?
00:43:18 It's me, Tony.
00:43:19 May I come in?
00:43:20 Ann, darling, your father has some crazy idea that you...
00:43:27 No, he hasn't.
00:43:28 What's the matter with you?
00:43:36 I've got to tell you I can't marry you.
00:43:40 Sorry, I'm afraid I can't.
00:43:45 Say that again.
00:43:47 I can't marry you.
00:43:49 I've decided to marry Carlos.
00:43:52 There's something funny about this.
00:43:54 What is it?
00:43:55 I tried to tell you last night.
00:43:58 That's why I went to your house.
00:44:00 And instead of telling me, you...
00:44:02 So it was all a fake.
00:44:11 You don't love me.
00:44:13 Tony, I do.
00:44:14 Then why this idiotic act?
00:44:16 Why do you say these stupid things?
00:44:18 I can't tell you.
00:44:19 It concerns someone else.
00:44:21 Who?
00:44:22 The prince?
00:44:23 Oh, no, Tony, no.
00:44:25 I love you more than anything else in the world.
00:44:29 But I can't marry you.
00:44:31 I insist upon knowing why.
00:44:33 You've got to believe I can't tell you.
00:44:37 Well, then maybe I can tell you.
00:44:40 The reason you agreed to your grandfather's plan in the first place...
00:44:43 is because you wanted that kind of marriage.
00:44:45 At first, I believed you weren't capable of anything but phony emotions.
00:44:49 I was right.
00:44:51 I do love you.
00:44:55 I'll admit you put on a great act last night.
00:44:58 But that wasn't love.
00:45:00 You don't know what it is.
00:45:02 For your own sake, I hope you'll never find out.
00:45:05 I know you'll be very happy.
00:45:10 Goodbye.
00:45:12 Now, let me see.
00:45:25 Would you kindly revolve, Miss Holt?
00:45:29 Would you kindly revolve?
00:45:33 He means turn around.
00:45:37 Perfect.
00:45:39 You will be the bride of the month.
00:45:42 That's something to look forward to.
00:45:45 Now, with this, I see...
00:45:50 Let me see.
00:45:54 He's going into a trance now.
00:45:57 I see a bouquet of white orchids.
00:46:03 I see a bouquet of white orchids.
00:46:06 Yes, it would be.
00:46:09 I suppose you take it off.
00:46:12 His Royal Highness is downstairs, and he mustn't be kept waiting.
00:46:16 I've got a little model of my yacht upstairs, if you'd like to see it.
00:46:21 Oh, please, no. I do not like boats.
00:46:24 I'm still feeling the sea from my trip.
00:46:27 Oh, that's too bad.
00:46:31 How do you like America?
00:46:33 It is very large, no?
00:46:36 Yes, yes. But I asked you that one before, didn't I?
00:46:40 Do you like dogs?
00:46:42 Dogs?
00:46:43 Yes, dogs. You know, woof, woof.
00:46:46 Dogs.
00:46:49 Oh.
00:46:50 Yes, I'm crazy about them myself. I've got a kennel up on my farm.
00:46:54 This is Michael.
00:46:57 Michael?
00:46:59 Yes, a dog I used to own.
00:47:02 Oh, yes. It is very good.
00:47:08 I don't suppose you care for turkeys?
00:47:13 I do not know. It is not a country I have visited.
00:47:17 Yes, I think I'd better see if Anne is ready.
00:47:22 Oh, please, yes. To a party, I do not like to be late.
00:47:26 No, they might miss you.
00:47:29 I'm going to see if I can find a place to stay.
00:47:32 I'm going to see if I can find a place to stay.
00:47:35 I'm going to see if I can find a place to stay.
00:47:38 I'm going to see if I can find a place to stay.
00:47:41 I'm going to see if I can find a place to stay.
00:47:44 I'm going to see if I can find a place to stay.
00:47:47 I'm going to see if I can find a place to stay.
00:47:50 I'm going to see if I can find a place to stay.
00:47:53 I'm going to see if I can find a place to stay.
00:47:56 You go talk to the prince a while, will you?
00:47:59 Not me. I'm going out to get drunk.
00:48:02 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:05 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:08 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:11 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:14 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:17 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:20 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:23 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:27 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:30 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:33 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:36 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:39 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:42 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:45 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:48 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:51 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:54 I'm going to get drunk.
00:48:57 I have miseries of my own. Oh, nothing that I can't handle.
00:49:00 But it would be a lot easier if I could feel happy about you.
00:49:04 You shouldn't worry, Bill, darling.
00:49:07 If it's about money, why don't you go see grandfather?
00:49:09 Why should I go to see him?
00:49:12 Well, he's in a terribly good mood these days.
00:49:15 He's so delighted about the wedding and all.
00:49:17 I still don't see what that has to do with me.
00:49:26 For heaven's sakes, will you stop fiddling that thing?
00:49:28 Sorry.
00:49:30 Ann.
00:49:32 Ann, there's something definitely wrong with you.
00:49:38 I want to know what it is.
00:49:41 There's nothing wrong.
00:49:43 - Aw, smudge. - Bill, darling, please, I'm in a hurry.
00:49:47 He was a grand guy, that Tony.
00:49:52 - I'm sure he still is. - And you're Prince.
00:49:55 Please, Bill, let's drop the subject.
00:49:57 I'm marrying Carlos because I want to.
00:50:00 And I want you to stop worrying me.
00:50:02 Be a good boy and go see grandfather.
00:50:05 - Yes, sir? - Double old-fashioned.
00:50:24 - Very well, sir. - Make it two.
00:50:26 - Oh, yes, madam. - Why, Mrs. Holt.
00:50:29 This is one of my joints also. Surprised to see me?
00:50:32 And delighted. Do sit down.
00:50:35 You don't have to ask me twice.
00:50:37 - How you been? - Splendid, thanks.
00:50:43 You look miserable.
00:50:45 Oh, don't get sore. I'm miserable too.
00:50:48 So's Bill. We're all miserable.
00:50:51 I'm sorry to hear that.
00:50:53 Good.
00:50:55 Just what I need.
00:50:57 - Bring me the bottle. - Very well, madam.
00:51:01 Well, sorry I can't stay and get under the table with you.
00:51:04 Going to a cocktail party at Rita's.
00:51:07 Oh, Rita's.
00:51:09 - Sounds promising. - Eh?
00:51:12 I'll join you. We can get under the table there.
00:51:15 Good.
00:51:17 And may the Royal Nurseries flourish.
00:51:22 Bravo, Dick.
00:51:24 I now call on the groom-to-be to respond.
00:51:27 - Speech. - Speech.
00:51:29 Oh, please. I do not know what to say.
00:51:31 You can't get away with that.
00:51:35 Well, uh... must I?
00:51:37 Go ahead. It's no worse than reviewing troops or christening battleships.
00:51:41 We are very grateful to you for all your so good wishes.
00:51:50 And for them, we thank you very much.
00:51:53 Bravo, Dick. Bravo.
00:51:55 - Now it's your turn, Ann. - Oh, no, Dick. Let's relax now.
00:51:58 - Uh-uh. We'll have none of that. - We want Ann.
00:52:00 We want Ann.
00:52:02 We will now have a few words from the chairman of the Elks Convention, our Miss Holt.
00:52:05 - Ah! - Oh!
00:52:07 - So you won't talk, huh? - Oh, no, Dick.
00:52:08 - Stage-ball! - Yeah!
00:52:11 - Yeah! - Oh!
00:52:13 Oh!
00:52:15 Friends and fellow workers,
00:52:19 the church bazaar will be held in the school auditorium next Sunday evening.
00:52:23 There'll be a recitation by Mr. Buddington entitled...
00:52:26 "Short Sheets Make the Night Seem Longer."
00:52:30 Which, my dear friend, reminds me of the happiest day of my life.
00:52:34 And...
00:52:40 Tony!
00:52:47 - So glad you got here. - So am I.
00:52:50 Even if it is a surprise party for me.
00:52:52 - Rita loves surprising people. - Yes, don't I, dear?
00:52:56 - I want you to meet the prince. - I'd love to.
00:53:00 Oh. Rita's always horning in on my men.
00:53:03 [Laughing]
00:53:06 Oh, please. Can I get you anything?
00:53:08 I'm all right now, really. I just felt dizzy for a moment.
00:53:11 - Oh, I understand. The excitement. - Yes, that was it.
00:53:15 Well, shall we go in and dance now?
00:53:18 - Just a moment longer. Do you mind? - Oh, Anne!
00:53:21 Excuse me. You wait here for me.
00:53:24 I'll never forgive you for this.
00:53:30 But, darling, don't be a dog in the manger.
00:53:33 - You can't commit bigamy, you know. - You needn't have asked him here.
00:53:37 But, dear, I've been seeing a lot of him.
00:53:40 I couldn't give a party without asking Tony.
00:53:44 And I'm sure he doesn't mind.
00:53:46 - Oh, Tony! - Yes?
00:53:48 - They're out here, darling. - Darling, aren't we having fun?
00:53:57 Prince Carlos, may I present Mr. Gage?
00:54:04 - How do you do? - It is a pleasure.
00:54:07 Tony felt that he must congratulate you.
00:54:11 - Thank you very much. - I congratulated Anne the last time I saw her.
00:54:15 I want to dance. I want to dance with the prince.
00:54:21 - Oh, me? - Yes, with you. Come on. Pick up your feet.
00:54:24 Well, pardon me.
00:54:26 Let's all go and dance. Come on, Tony.
00:54:30 If I'm not mistaken, I have a dance to finish with Anne.
00:54:33 Oh, uh... pardon me.
00:54:37 - Why can't you? - I have not learned it.
00:54:41 You take him, Rita. He says he can't rumble.
00:54:44 May I have the pleasure?
00:55:01 If you insist.
00:55:04 Come on.
00:55:06 - This tune is familiar. - Yes, it's very popular.
00:55:16 Charming fellow, isn't he? I mean, the prince.
00:55:20 - Yes, he is. - Looks rather stupid.
00:55:23 - But then so do Russian wolfhounds. - I don't get the connection.
00:55:26 Overbred.
00:55:29 I suppose you're terribly excited at the prospect of becoming a princess.
00:55:33 I understand these royal weddings are very long and exhausting.
00:55:36 You'd better wear comfortable old shoes.
00:55:39 Thanks for the tip.
00:55:41 I had an aunt who was presented at court.
00:55:43 She said you must be sure and bring an air cushion.
00:55:46 - I'll make a note of it. - I'll send you one as a wedding present.
00:55:50 Thank you.
00:55:52 It'll be nice for the prince, too, when he discovers...
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01:01:19 I'm finding out a lot about you tonight.
01:01:21 Are you, honey?
01:01:23 Finding out that I'm not such a bad egg after all, eh?
01:01:27 Bill, there are lights in the house.
01:01:33 Yes.
01:01:35 What is this?
01:01:37 Well, it's a sort of wedding present for you.
01:01:39 Picked out to please the prince and your grandfather.
01:01:42 Especially your grandfather.
01:01:44 I can hardly wait.
01:01:46 I can hardly wait.
01:01:48 Then, so you're up here, too.
01:01:57 May I present Mr. Gage.
01:02:09 How are you?
01:02:13 Very well, thank you.
01:02:16 Bill, what's this all about?
01:02:18 Well, it won't take me a minute to tell you,
01:02:20 because I'm expecting Judge Terwilliger.
01:02:22 Judge Terwilliger is the Holstown justice of the peace.
01:02:25 Once there was a dumb guy named Bill
01:02:29 who had a daughter named Anne
01:02:31 who thought the only way to save him from a terrible jam
01:02:34 was to marry a dumb guy...
01:02:36 Named Carlos.
01:02:38 Although she was in love with a swell guy named Tony.
01:02:40 But the daughter named Anne was wrong about Bill
01:02:43 because he didn't need any help from the mean guy...
01:02:45 Named Cedric.
01:02:47 Because he got it somewhere else.
01:02:49 Bill, honest?
01:02:53 Honest. When I saw how that grandparent of yours had you buffaloed,
01:02:56 I went down to Washington.
01:02:58 And believe me, honey, I'm getting all the money I need.
01:03:01 Oh, Bill, darling, it's wonderful.
01:03:05 I've been so unhappy.
01:03:08 Everything's jank now.
01:03:10 Just the way I want it.
01:03:12 But I've got to fly back to Washington tonight to close the deal.
01:03:15 So it seems to me the best thing for all dumb parties concerned...
01:03:19 Let me finish.
01:03:21 Anne, will you?
01:03:26 Will I what?
01:03:30 You know what.
01:03:32 And that will be Judge Terwilliger.
01:03:37 By virtue of the power conferred upon me,
01:03:40 I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:03:43 What? Married?
01:03:48 Yes. I wanted to be the first to congratulate you.
01:03:52 Now you know what you can do with your prince.
01:03:57 And you know what I can do with you.
01:03:59 You'll never get away with this.
01:04:01 You'll never get away with this.
01:04:03 You'll never get away with this.
01:04:05 You'll hear from me tomorrow.
01:04:07 Well, uh, it'll be a little difficult to get in touch with me...
01:04:11 tomorrow.
01:04:14 What are you up to?
01:04:22 (Chuckles) To victory, Mom.
01:04:24 Nice to see you're your old self again, son.
01:04:34 Gee, Mom, you've been swell to me.
01:04:37 What else could I be?
01:04:39 You don't think I'm a total washout, do you?
01:04:43 You noodle. What's eating you?
01:04:45 I guess playing the heavy father's got me down.
01:04:48 You coming to the flying field with me?
01:04:51 Hmm. Playing the heavy grandma's got me down.
01:04:54 So if you don't mind, I'll take my bones to bed.
01:04:57 That's right. Sleep tight.
01:05:01 Goodbye.
01:05:04 Goodbye.
01:05:06 - You mean good night. - Sure, that's what I mean.
01:05:09 Good night.
01:05:12 You'll be good to her, Tony, eh?
01:05:23 Oh, I promise not to break her neck more than once a week.
01:05:26 (Chuckles)
01:05:28 Goodbye, Billy boy. Be good.
01:05:31 I know you're going to be happy, and that's all that matters to me.
01:05:35 Sweet.
01:05:37 Love me, baby?
01:05:39 What do you think?
01:05:42 You're the best kid a man ever had.
01:05:45 Goodbye.
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01:07:26 - Hey, Cap, how's the new road from here?
01:07:29 - Well, pretty rough going at the beginning, miss,
01:07:32 but after that, it's clear sailing.
01:07:34 - Thanks.
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