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00:00Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the police academy.
00:06One in Los Angeles.
00:08One in San Francisco.
00:11The other in Boston.
00:14And they were each assigned very hazardous duties.
00:21But I took them away from all that.
00:24And now they work for me.
00:26My name is Charlie.
00:30My name is Charlie.
00:32My name is Charlie.
00:34My name is Charlie.
00:36My name is Charlie.
00:38My name is Charlie.
00:40My name is Charlie.
00:42My name is Charlie.
00:44My name is Charlie.
00:46My name is Charlie.
00:48My name is Charlie.
00:50My name is Charlie.
00:52My name is Charlie.
00:54My name is Charlie.
00:56My name is Charlie.
00:58Money is what matters, gentlemen.
01:25And forever, the bottom line is
01:27How much have I made for you?
01:30You've done very well, Harley.
01:33Thank you.
01:34But now you have a United States senator after you.
01:37The people I answer to.
01:39They don't like that.
01:40I'm sure the senator will have a price.
01:43Everyone has a price.
01:44Including you.
01:45How perceptive of you.
01:48You sell us out, you get dead very quickly.
01:53As a freelance employee of your organization,
01:56There might be profit in my selling out.
01:58But I'm aware of the consequences of such a move.
02:02You're a man who understands his place
02:04In the scheme of things, Harley.
02:06You need money laundered?
02:07I take it into Mexico for you.
02:09And I have provided that service for our mutual profit
02:11With every penny accounted for.
02:17Caught this guy sneaking around out back.
02:20Mr. Lloyd.
02:23What are you doing here?
02:24What am I doing here?
02:25I'm here for the $65,000 that you stole from me.
02:28That's what I'm doing here.
02:29Gentlemen, this is Mr. Lloyd.
02:31We were together in that land venture I told you about.
02:33You picked me clean, my garage, everything I own.
02:37It's all gone.
02:38You stole it!
02:39Mr. Lloyd, I lost a great deal of my personal funds
02:41On that venture myself.
02:42Did you?
02:44You cheated me!
02:45You cheated me!
02:46And I'm gonna make a big, loud stink about that.
02:49You see, I know that some U.S. senator's investigating you.
02:51I think I'll go talk to him.
02:53Mr. Gibble, will you be good enough to show Mr. Lloyd
02:55How extraordinarily foolish a move like that will be?
02:57Now get him out of here.
02:59Here.
03:00Hi!
03:01Worm!
03:06Some sucker you burned on a short con, Harley?
03:09Well, one likes to keep one's hand in.
03:11Mm-hmm.
03:12What you do outside of our deal is your business.
03:14Indeed it is.
03:15Maybe there's something you should know to put your mind at ease.
03:17I am setting up a con to finance the buying of the senator.
03:20You're saying you can buy Senator Langston?
03:23What am I known for, D'Souza?
03:25Money and the ability to get it.
03:27Beautiful women and the ability to get them.
03:29Now I've got a shot at a U.S. senator.
03:31I owe it to my reputation to give it a try.
03:34Meanwhile, back to business.
03:36When do I leave for Mexico?
03:48Professor John McKendrick and Mrs. Patterson are here, Charlie.
03:52Good. Has Tiffany arrived yet?
03:54No, not yet, but she should be here momentarily.
03:57Mr. Lloyd, our other client, is instructing Tiffany in the tricks of his trade.
04:01Fine.
04:03Now, Bosley, you have Mr. Dexter's dossier there.
04:06We're about to con Mr. Dexter, just as he conned our three clients.
04:10Tiffany, you know, I still think that I ought to do it.
04:13Mike, you can't give con under con.
04:15I think I ought to do it.
04:16Mike, you can't give con under cars with that on.
04:18Mrs. Patterson, this is Tiffany Wells.
04:21How do you do?
04:25She'll be posing as Senator Langston's political aide.
04:30Well, as soon as I peel off these overalls, I will.
04:33Excuse me a minute.
04:35Don't worry, Mrs. Patterson. I've made arrangements with the senator's people.
04:38Our Mr. Dexter is in for quite a surprise.
04:41Now, Mrs. Patterson, you lost exactly $100,000. Is that correct?
04:45Yes. That was nearly all my husband left me when he died.
04:49Unlike some politicians, he was never a rich man.
04:53Professor McKendrick, how much did you lose?
04:55$75,000.
04:57I am a most learned fool and a very silly woman.
05:01With Mr. Lloyd's $65,000, that comes to nearly a quarter of a million dollars.
05:06Mine was supposed to be a matching investment in oil-rich lands.
05:10There's more oil in my garage.
05:13So, Charlie, their quarter of a million became Mr. Harley Dexter's quarter of a million.
05:18Not very nice, but very neat.
05:20Chris, did you find a matching Rolls-Royce for Mr. Dexter?
05:25Abercrombie & Son on Wilshire.
05:27Good. That sets up our Rolls-Royce con.
05:30Charlie, I have quite a rap sheet here on Mr. Harley Dexter.
05:34It appears that he's working with the Eastern Syndicate.
05:37He's a man of two passions.
05:40Swindling is one. I'll give you the traditional three guesses as to the other.
05:45Charlie, do you suppose that Tiffany, Kelly, or myself would qualify for Mr. Dexter's other passion?
05:50My dears, why ever do you think we're in this business?
05:56Well, how do I look, Mrs. Pattison? Am I politically volunteerish enough?
06:00My dear, you are perfect.
06:03Forgive me, but I don't quite understand any of this.
06:06Well, Professor McKendrick, we're trying to get your money back for you,
06:09and we're dealing with a devious man, so we will have to deal in devious ways.
06:13You will be part of it.
06:15Now, ladies and gentlemen, we're setting up three cons.
06:18Kelly will go to Mexico with a professor and interest Mr. Dexter in some fabulous Mayan art.
06:24Meanwhile, Chris will pick up a Rolls-Royce,
06:27and Mr. Lloyd and Tiffany will be at a fundraising affair for Senator Langston.
06:31It's gonna be sort of a four-pronged attack, and believe me, we're looking forward to it.
06:35Three cons for the master con man, angels.
06:38Remember, Dexter is amoral. He doesn't know right and wrong exist.
06:43This man can kill. I mean it. So watch yourselves.
06:53You see Senator Langston?
06:55Yeah, he's cruising around.
06:57Hey, that was some speech.
06:59I thought he was gonna point right at you when he attacked organized wolves in sheep's clothing.
07:04Luckily, he hasn't mentioned me by name. I better get to him before he does.
07:08Be sure you do.
07:25Hello.
07:26Hi.
07:27You look kind of lonely standing over here.
07:29Just catching my breath.
07:31I'm Tiffany Wells, one of the senator's aides.
07:33I'm Fred Doggins.
07:35No, you're not.
07:36I'm not?
07:37You're Harley Dexter.
07:39Oh, well, don't you think you can get into trouble talking to me?
07:42Senator asked me to.
07:44Oh, come on, you're kidding.
07:45I'm not kidding.
07:46Despite what he says about you publicly, the senator finds you rather dynamic.
07:51I would love to be convinced of that. How about later over a bottle of wine?
07:55Sounds inviting.
07:56It's meant to be.
07:57Is it?
07:58Yeah.
07:59Here's my card.
08:01Meanwhile... Hi, Teddy.
08:03Meanwhile, whatever the senator says tonight, he wants you to know privately that he could be open for campaign contribution.
08:15Oh, I see what you mean.
08:20Do you know part of being a good aide is knowing when to disappear?
08:24Senator Laxton, I just want to say what a pleasure it is to meet you.
08:29Well, you certainly have nerve coming here, Dexter.
08:32Like it or not, Senator, I am a member of your party.
08:35Not for long.
08:36They don't let people vote in prison.
08:38With all respect to your high office, Senator, I'm in real estate. I'm just a businessman.
08:44And I, sir, am the Tooth Fairy.
08:48Very funny man, Senator. That's what the country needs, humor.
08:57How much is triple?
08:58One million dollars.
09:01I read about what Senator Laxton had to say about you, Dexter.
09:04I'm handling it.
09:07Trust me.
09:08I trust you as much as I can trust any other man with a hundred thousand dollar getaway fund tucked away in a safe.
09:16How did you know about that?
09:17I make it my business to know.
09:19Something I put aside for a rainy day.
09:21It don't rain much in Southern California.
09:24I've never let you or your associates down, D'Souza.
09:27There's no need to threaten me.
09:29Just trying to keep you on your toes, Dexter.
09:33Dexter, Professor McKendrick is here to see you.
09:38Excuse me.
09:45Thank you.
09:51Very pretty.
09:54Both of us lost a great deal of money on that oil land in which we involved ourselves.
09:59Do you know my business still hasn't recovered from the blow?
10:02I've stumbled across a way for us not only to recoup our losses, but make a sizable profit as well.
10:09What, selling archaeology books?
10:11I've recently returned from a dig in Mexico.
10:13While there, I was approached by a young lady who is the spokesperson for a group who, I use her phrase, have come into possession of a truckload of Mayan artifacts as grand as any you see here.
10:28You mean she stole them?
10:29I saw no need to press her for detail.
10:32Yeah, that is gauche, isn't it?
10:35Go on.
10:36The young lady is quite, quite attractive, though rather headstrong.
10:41You mean she needs gentle persuasion?
10:43And, of course, you are very good at persuasion.
10:47As you said before, we both lost on that deal.
10:49At any rate, as I said, her companions are rough, silent, threatening types.
10:55But I tell you, they don't know what they have.
10:57They only want a hundred thousand for the lot.
11:01Harley, what they have rivals anything yet discovered.
11:06I give you my word, my word, they could be sold to collectors or museums for seven, even eight hundred thousand dollars, at the very least.
11:15So why do you need me?
11:16I can only raise twenty-five thousand of the asking price.
11:20Also, I have no means of transporting the artifacts into the United States.
11:26Um, what you're suggesting is illegal, of course.
11:30Yes, but I'm a desperate woman.
11:32Twenty-five percent of what we realize would set me up for life.
11:38Your loss was greater than mine.
11:41So I thought we might share similar sentiments.
11:45I don't know, I might. I'd, um, well, I'd have to authenticate these art pieces before purchase, of course.
11:50I know a man in South America who could do it, Alvarez.
11:53Oh, I think I'd rather choose my own expert.
11:56What about, um, what about the man who wrote this book?
12:00Dr. Martin Augsburg. He looks trustworthy, don't you think?
12:04Says he lives in Mexico City. Um, him.
12:10If you insist.
12:11Uh, just give me a few days in Mexico to, uh, attend to some business of my own.
12:15And, uh, that'll also give my associates here time to assemble my share of the money.
12:19Then, uh, come to my house in Mexico. Okay?
12:23Here's the address. And I'll arrange for Dr. Augsburg to meet us there.
12:27Thank you, Harlow.
12:29Thank you, Professor.
12:31Thank you, Professor.
12:55Hey, Margaritas. Your professor's here.
12:58Okay. Augsburg should be here any minute. What about the money?
13:01Well, it got laundered pretty good. All nice, old, untraceable bills packed in the rolls.
13:06Uh-huh. And, uh, who has the connections to do that?
13:09You do.
13:10Keep that in mind. Now, did you get a telephone call from Los Angeles?
13:13Oh, yeah, that, uh, Tiffany Wells. She works for Langston, all right. Been with him about a year.
13:19Okay. Here's her card. Send a dozen roses to that address.
13:24No, no, no. Daisies. Fresh, original, dripping in innocence.
13:29I'll get that senator off my back.
13:31Send her the daisies, and I'll give you a note to have her at the house the day we get back.
13:35Now, what about the $75,000 I need for my deal with the professor?
13:39Oh, they're still working on that, but, uh, you'll have it by the end of the week.
13:46There's another car. Funny-looking guy talking to Professor McKendrick.
13:51Hmm.
13:52It's Augsburg. Oh, if this works, and it will.
13:56You know what that means, Gibble? Power.
13:58I mean, I've owned a lot of things in my life, but the idea of actually possessing a U.S. senator, now that I find intriguing.
14:09Well, long as it doesn't mess up our associates back home, huh?
14:13Okay, come on, show them in, and then go by the truck.
14:16Oh, and, Gibble.
14:17Yeah?
14:18We're in a foreign country. Don't steal a truck. Buy one.
14:33Professor McKendrick. Dr. Augsburg. Welcome!
14:37Would you care for a margarita?
14:39Mmm. Don't mind if I do.
14:43Mr. Dexter, this is Mayan culture in its finest hour.
14:47Invaluable!
14:51You're holding that upside down.
14:53Oh. Oh, yes, yes.
14:56What's this junk made of? Plaster of Paris?
14:59Marvelous.
15:04Marvelous.
15:07But we agreed we'd make the exchange at the end of the week.
15:10Look, I just told your horses. My friends and I are getting a mite nervous.
15:14We've been sitting on this stuff nearly two weeks already.
15:17Bruno over there says he's got somebody else who might be interested, so I...
15:20But I won't have the money until the end of the week.
15:22Now, whose problem is that? Mine or yours?
15:27Excuse me.
15:32Well?
15:35Mr. Dexter, you have a gold mine here.
15:39Do you think they're worth seven, eight hundred thousand?
15:42I think that is a conservative estimate.
15:47She wants the deal today.
15:50I can have my money ready in two hours.
15:53Is two hours agreeable?
15:55Two hours is about all the time you're gonna get.
15:58Wait a minute. My share is still in L.A.
16:00Oh, but I thought... But without the entire hundred thousand, what do we do now?
16:06All right. All right. Maybe there is a way.
16:09Maybe there is a way.
16:14I might be able to put my hands on the cash.
16:17Good. I knew if anybody could come through, it'd be Harley Dexter.
16:24How do you know who I am?
16:26You've got quite a reputation, even around these parts.
16:30A real wheeler dealer.
16:33Say, do you think you might have a job in that organization of yours?
16:38I'm a lady who'll do what she has to to turn a bug.
16:41But working with those cowboys, it's the pits.
16:47You've got some rough edges, don't you?
16:49I'm just me. So what do you think?
16:52I'm thinking it doesn't come free.
16:54What does?
16:58It's possible we can work something out.
17:01Depending on what you're willing to do for me.
17:04You mean right here now?
17:07Of course not.
17:10Hey, now, I ain't been turned down too often.
17:14Neither have I. It's just that the professor put me in a small bind with this two-hour limit.
17:19I mean, it's nothing I can't handle.
17:21But I think I'm going to have to teach her a lesson, and I'm going to need you to help me.
17:25Sounds to me like you're going to double-cross that poor little lady.
17:30Yeah, it does sound that way, doesn't it?
17:38Come on.
17:48I just heard on the radio you've had it, buddy.
17:51Langston had a press conference. He's going after your tail.
17:54I'm taking care of that.
17:56With Daisies you're taking care of it?
17:58Forget it. It's being taken care of. Did Dr. Augsburg leave?
18:02Yeah, he left. Wait a second. You can't do that. That's D'Souza's money.
18:06I'm borrowing $75,000. I'll replace it with the cash I've raised in L.A.
18:10D'Souza's not going to like it.
18:12Then let's not tell him and save all that displeasure. Did you get the truck?
18:15Yeah. It's out back.
18:17All right. Put this away. And do try to be careful.
18:21You're the one that better be careful.
18:23Shaboom. I know what I'm doing. I'm on a streak.
18:26And when you're on a streak, you ride with it. Right?
18:36Okay. Do you have your share?
18:39Yes. Right here.
18:41You'll understand if I insist on seeing it.
18:47Now, listen. I don't have time to play games.
18:49We're dealing with some very rough people and they're smart. They may try and cross us.
18:53That had occurred to me.
18:55What do you suggest?
18:57Okay. We go to the rendezvous separately.
19:00You and your car. Me and the truck.
19:02You make sure they've got the goods and it isn't a trap.
19:04Then you signal me. I drive up and we make the exchange.
19:08I don't know. What if there is trouble?
19:10Kibble and I will be covering you from a safe distance away.
19:13I mean, you won't see us, but we'll be there.
19:16But...
19:17I have three times as much to lose as you do.
19:19This way we can protect this investment.
19:25All this intrigue is beyond me, I'm afraid.
19:28Let's get it over with as quickly as possible.
19:31Whatever you say, Professor.
19:34Let's go.
19:48It's all here.
19:50It's gonna be sad times when the lady professor gets to the other rendezvous...
19:54and finds out she's all by her lonesome.
19:56I can handle her.
19:58I'll tell her we were ambushed on the way and the art was stolen.
20:00I'll even have a bump on my head to prove it.
20:03Well, as soon as I split with those two stooges over there.
20:07You and I are gonna have a very interesting relationship.
20:10Yeah?
20:12Well, uh...
20:14I never done nothing, uh...
20:16real kinky.
20:33What's the matter?
20:54Charlie called. There's a problem.
20:56It's rumored that Dexter has $100,000 cash stashed somewhere...
20:59in case things get too hot.
21:01Then that'll have to be the money he gives Tiffany.
21:03Yeah, but the point is...
21:05will he be secure enough at that point to risk it?
21:08Or will he run?
21:10I see what you mean.
21:24They weren't there, Harley. They weren't there.
21:26And neither were you. What happened?
21:28All right, calm down, will you?
21:30I find your actions highly suspicious.
21:33There was nothing I could do.
21:35I thought they might try to cross us, and they did.
21:38Only they were smarter than I thought.
21:40Tell me what happened.
21:44We were following you as we planned...
21:46well back, but keeping you in sight.
21:48They ambushed us after you passed.
21:51Gibble put up a fight. He's in the hospital.
21:54All I got was a bash on the head.
21:57And the money? What about the money?
22:00It's gone.
22:02And they still have the artifacts to sell to someone else.
22:08Don't look at me like that! You're not the one who got beat up!
22:12That money was everything I had.
22:16Everything.
22:19You know, I don't think we should do any more business together.
22:23We just don't make a very lucky team.
22:26I agree.
22:31I'm sorry I got you involved.
22:34Oh, that's all right, Professor. I'm a forgiving man.
22:49All arranged? All arranged.
22:51Truckload of that art stuff will go across the border tonight.
22:53I'll be in L.A. tomorrow.
22:55Rotten Harley.
22:57Hey, the professor should have known better than to try something crooked like that.
23:02I never thought I'd see my 75,000 again.
23:05Well, there you go.
23:08I don't know how to thank you.
23:10You put it over, Professor.
23:12Absolutely. You know, you could have been a terrific actor.
23:15As a matter of fact, at school I did perform with the Gilbert and Sullivan troupe.
23:19No kidding? So did I.
23:23Ah, take one consideration with another.
23:26With another.
23:28A policeman's lot is not a happy one.
23:31When constabulary duty's to be done.
23:34To be done.
23:36A policeman's lot is not a happy one.
23:38Happy one.
23:53You understand that Abercrombie's, as a rule, wouldn't handle such an item.
23:57My father would murder me if he even knew I was discussing such a thing with a customer.
24:01But you do have one.
24:03Yes. A trade-in.
24:06A rather well-known pop star owned it.
24:08I don't for the moment recall his name.
24:10The skinny one who wouldn't wear proper shirts.
24:13You think we could see it?
24:16No.
24:19You think we could see it?
24:21Yes.
24:23Out back.
24:27I understand he used to break his guitars during his concerts.
24:31He treated his automobile in the same disgusting manner.
24:34It needs a new paint job.
24:37Holst produced some stitching. He's got some minor metal work.
24:41The real horror is under the bonnet.
24:49How could anybody do that to a car?
24:52To a Rolls. No servicing at all that we could discover.
24:56How much?
24:58It is, of course, difficult to price a Rolls Royce no matter its condition.
25:03We would find this figure acceptable.
25:08This would come out of Dexter's pocket.
25:11That's the plan.
25:14Okay. It's a deal.
25:16It's a lot of money for a used car.
25:18Madam, this is not a used car.
25:21This is a previously owned British motor vehicle.
25:29I'm sorry.
25:31I'm sorry.
25:33I'm sorry.
25:36I'm sorry.
25:48Hi.
25:50Well, I love your used car.
25:53It's not an exact duplicate of Dexter's Rolls.
25:55Some of the upholstery and fittings we had to scrounge up.
25:58If they look too closely, we're sunk before we get out of port.
26:01Then we'll have to make sure they're too busy to notice.
26:04Dexter's coming home three days early.
26:06He must have heard about the injunction Senator Langster slapped on all his financial transactions.
26:10Cash flow interrupt is too bad.
26:12Where is he now?
26:14North of San Diego by now.
26:16Okay. We better get this hunk of junk on the road.
26:20Drive carefully.
26:25Beautiful car.
26:27Would be nice if it ran.
26:29Oh, you are so hard to please.
26:34Bye.
26:36Bye.
26:45Can't we appeal?
26:47How long will it take?
26:49I don't have a week.
26:51How can he get away with this? How can he tie up my money like this?
26:55All right, all right, all right. Look. Look, there's something else.
26:58I have a truck arriving at the warehouse today. I want it and its contents guarded.
27:02Right. Stay on top of that appeal, will you?
27:05I'll be in touch.
27:07What now?
27:09I don't have to deliver this loser's money for three days.
27:12If I have to, I can use the mine stuff as collateral.
27:15What about your getaway fund?
27:17I'm not touching it.
27:19I thought you were working on Langston.
27:21I am, I am. Where's your faith?
27:24It ain't in daisies, I'll tell you that.
27:28Pull over.
27:41Hi.
27:42Hi.
27:43What's the trouble?
27:45I don't know. It just died.
27:50You got good taste in cars.
27:52Yeah, you too.
27:54I was driving to Los Angeles to go to my tenth high school class reunion.
27:57I wanted to show them that the girl voted least likely to succeed did anyway.
28:01Now what am I gonna do?
28:03Hey, take it easy.
28:05Look, I'll tell you what. I'll give you a lift into L.A.
28:08and then I'll have my own personal mechanic take a look at it and fix it up as good as new.
28:12Really?
28:13Sure. I got a phone in the car. He can send the tow truck immediately.
28:16Great.
28:24Thanks.
28:45I really don't know how to thank you.
28:47Hey, it's no trouble.
28:49You've been so kind already, I really hate to impose.
28:53What? What is it?
28:55What?
28:57I haven't eaten since breakfast. Do you think I could stop and get a bite to eat?
29:01Give a... Stop at that, um...
29:04That little place down on the beach.
29:14Oh, thank you.
29:24Thank you.
29:37Listen, I got a terrific idea.
29:39Why don't you be my house guest while you're in L.A.?
29:41Oh, I couldn't. You've already done so much for me.
29:44Nonsense. Come on.
29:47Come on, what do you say?
29:53Come on.
30:23Bye.
30:45Uh-oh.
30:47Whatever my car had, it must have been catchy.
30:49I don't believe it.
30:53Uh-oh.
31:08I, uh, I don't know what's wrong with it.
31:11All right, tell Malekian to send another tow truck.
31:14Come on, sweetheart, we'll take a cab.
31:18Don't let this car out of your sight.
31:35Tell the cab to wait. Dexter doesn't seem to have his car.
31:40Chris, I'm sorry.
31:42Look, why don't you take your bag upstairs?
31:45This'll only take a minute.
31:47Sure.
31:55What are you doing here? Delivery isn't for three days.
31:58We got a tip.
32:00Senator Langston knows about the Mexican run.
32:03He's after the rolls.
32:05That's impossible.
32:07We want that money back now, not in three days.
32:10No, wait. Wait.
32:13I gotta think this through.
32:15Take that money out of the rolls now, Dexter.
32:19I have to make a phone call.
32:22It's for you.
32:24Take a message.
32:26The guy said he's gotta talk to you personally, some guy named Dexter.
32:31What are you doing here?
32:33Take that money out of the rolls now, Dexter.
32:36I have to make a phone call.
32:38It's for you.
32:40Take a message.
32:42The guy said he's gotta talk to you personally, some guy named Dexter.
33:01Gibble here.
33:03Yeah, Dexter. What's happening?
33:05Get the money out of the car.
33:18Dexter, there's mechanics all over this joint.
33:20If I take the money out now, they'll see it.
33:30Get them out.
33:35I can't do it fast. I'll mess up the car.
33:53Just do it.
33:55I'll handle it.
34:00I'll handle it.
34:12We can go get the cards at Malekian's garage.
34:16You're going to the garage? Great. I can check on my car.
34:19And we'll follow your cab.
34:21Sure. Why not? Come on.
34:31Come on.
34:44Aha! Is this my car?
34:47No, it's mine. Come on.
35:01Gibble, what are you doing?
35:03It's gone. The money's all gone.
35:06But it's impossible. It wasn't out of my sight long enough.
35:09Idiot, you've got the wrong car.
35:11That's my Rose outside. This one's hers.
35:13Mine?
35:15We finished repairing your car, Mr. Dexter, so we started on this one.
35:18And then this maniac pulls out a gun.
35:20You want me to call the cops?
35:22No, no, that's all right. It's all a mistake.
35:25Excuse me, Mr. D'Souza would like a word with you.
35:29Excuse me, Mr. D'Souza would like a word with you.
35:39Where is the money?
35:41And the other Rose. It's okay. Gibble will get it.
35:44But there's something I have to tell you.
35:47It's $75,000 short.
35:49But I can make it up by the regular delivery date.
35:52Dexter, I tried to tell you.
35:55Listen to me. I have close to a million dollars' worth of Mayan art treasures
35:59sitting in my warehouse right now, and to show my good faith,
36:02I'll let you hold on to them until I can repay the money.
36:05Come on, what do you say?
36:07I could take the $75,000 from your rainy day fund.
36:11Oh, Mayan art treasures.
36:14How can I refuse you? I just love to watch you work.
36:19Harley! Harley!
36:22Thank you. Excuse me.
36:26Harley, what about my car? What about my beautiful car?
36:29Don't worry about it. I'll have it fixed.
36:32In time for my class reunion tonight?
36:34Tonight? Yeah.
36:38You know, there just might be another solution.
36:52There.
36:54Thank you. Now, my car is legally yours. Your car is legally mine.
36:59Same car, same value. No harm done, right?
37:02Right. Look, why don't you go upstairs and put that away somewhere,
37:07and then we can have a drink together, okay?
37:10Okay.
37:21Okay.
37:39Well, there you are.
37:44Chris will be around with the rolls in just a couple of minutes.
37:48You know, but I still don't understand.
37:50I mean, why didn't we just take the money that we found hidden in Dexter's rolls when we had the chance?
37:55Because it wasn't his. It belonged to his associates.
37:59And we do not want them after us.
38:02Well, it all worked out beautifully.
38:05Look, you know, I can sell that roll to the Dexters for $70,000 easy,
38:09and we take away the five that we paid for Chris's clunker,
38:12and I still get my $65,000 back.
38:15Thanks again.
38:17Two down, one to go.
38:39Hi.
38:41Hi.
38:43I really don't know how to thank you.
38:45We'll find a way.
38:52Excuse me.
38:57Hiya. Here I am. Where'd I park my bag?
39:03Well, well. What have we here? The upstairs maid?
39:08I, uh, I didn't expect you so soon.
39:11I didn't expect her at all.
39:14If you're looking for the stables, they're out back.
39:16Hi. Wait a minute.
39:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
39:21Look, it's just a minor misunderstanding.
39:24Yes, I think we both misunderstood.
39:26Please wait in the study, okay? Give me a chance to explain.
39:29I mean, after all I've done for you, okay?
39:32Come on.
39:35What are you doing here?
39:37Just what did she mean by that stables crack?
39:40She's upset.
39:41Well, so am I, Pard.
39:43Listen, if I'd have known you were running some kind of commune here,
39:45I'd have stayed back in Mexico.
39:47Good-bye. I'm quitting for good.
39:50Well, excuse me.
39:54Hey, what's that all about?
39:56Don't ask, okay?
39:58All right, I gave D'Souza the money out of my pocket.
40:01Okay.
40:02All right, I gave D'Souza the money out of the rolls.
40:05He went to the warehouse to check out that art stuff.
40:07Make sure it covers the $75,000 that you're short.
40:14Um, what's going on here?
40:17I don't know.
40:23Well, hello.
40:25Thank you for the daisies. They were beautiful.
40:27I, uh, came in through the back.
40:29I don't think we should be seen together just yet.
40:31Excuse me a second.
40:35Tiffany Wells is in there.
40:37Well, you said you wanted to see her as soon as we got back.
40:43That rose of yours better be in good condition.
40:45It is, it is.
40:47Good, because I'm gonna drive it out of here real fast.
40:49I, uh...
40:50Wait, wait, wait, wait.
40:51Where are you going?
40:56Busy day.
41:00Come on.
41:05Somehow, I don't get the impression you're glad to see me.
41:08Senator Langston has caused me a great deal of trouble in the last few days.
41:14I'm sorry.
41:15Forget it.
41:16Except for the investigation, I've managed to survive.
41:18Now, what are you doing here?
41:20I am soliciting campaign contributions.
41:24For a man who's out to get me?
41:26I told you that was just a cover.
41:28You mean, I pay him, he finds me innocent?
41:30I don't believe it. You heard what he said about me.
41:33But he has to have a tough public stance.
41:35Surely a man of your intelligence can understand why.
41:39Look, it's been a long day.
41:41Suppose, uh, you tell me.
41:45He has to establish his credibility so that if he does find you innocent, everybody will believe him.
41:51Plus, now you do have to pay him off, because if you don't, he will send you to prison.
41:57Kind of ups the price, don't you think?
42:00Something wrong.
42:02I never cease to be amazed by the duplicity in all of us.
42:05Everybody's on the take, Mr. Dexter. Haven't you figured that out yet?
42:09The only difference between you and them is that they're mostly amateurs.
42:15How much?
42:16Oh, a hundred thousand would do it.
42:18That's hardly an amateur figure. And when?
42:21No, no, no, no, let me guess. You want it now.
42:28Well?
42:30I haven't got it.
42:31We know all about your getaway fund.
42:33Oh, no. No, I need that.
42:35What for? By the end of the week, the charges will be dropped.
42:38Injunction will be lifted, too.
42:42What does Langston know about the Mexican run?
42:44What he knows he'll forget, so you're in the clear.
42:46Besides, a man like you must have lots of deals in the works.
42:49You can replace that hundred thousand easy.
42:53Hey, listen, you're right. It's been a ridiculous week.
42:56But as I said, I've survived.
43:27Oh.
43:30Have another drink.
43:32Oh, I think I'll have to take a rain check.
43:35After all, the sooner I get this to the senator, the sooner he's on your side.
43:39Yeah.
43:42But I wouldn't worry.
43:45I think we'll be seeing each other again.
43:57Oh.
44:05Smile, Gibble. The fix is in.
44:07I told you I'd do it, and I did it.
44:09I did it!
44:13Yeah, hello.
44:14This is De Souza.
44:15Your Mayan art treasures are plaster of Paris, Dexter.
44:18They're worthless.
44:19More than that, they're even authenticated worthless.
44:23What?
44:25They can't be.
44:26I want to see you now.
44:30Time for a long vacation.
44:32I'll pack, you bring the getaway money.
44:36It's gone.
44:42I used it to buy bricks.
44:45There we go.
44:46One hundred thousand dollars.
44:49Well, thank you, Mr. Bosley.
44:52But what about Dexter?
44:54Well, since Senator Langston's subcommittee has expanded its investigation to include all of Dexter's friends,
45:00Mr. Dexter's been in hiding.
45:02At a small hotel downtown.
45:04Gibble's already in custody.
45:06I'm afraid so.
45:07I'm afraid so.
45:08I'm afraid so.
45:09I'm afraid so.
45:10I'm afraid so.
45:11At a small hotel downtown.
45:13Gibble's already in custody.
45:15Well, I sold the car.
45:17Great.
45:18That's fabulous.
45:19Sixty-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-one dollars and fifty-two cents.
45:24Great.
45:25Wait a minute.
45:26Wait a minute.
45:27Hold it.
45:28Hold it.
45:29That is eight dollars and forty-eight cents short.
45:36I can live with it.
45:38No, no, no.
45:39Wait a sec.
45:40We set out to collect the full amount.
45:43Our job is not finished.
45:46You're right.
45:56How can the investigation still be on?
45:58He must have gotten the bribe.
46:00Well, what about the art treasures?
46:02Were they fake all along?
46:06Well, find out.
46:07What am I paying you for?
46:09I will pay you as soon as I sell my Rose.
46:14What do you mean it's a piece of junk?
46:15It's worth seventy thousand dollars.
46:18I don't have any money.
46:19I had to pay for my hotel room with a credit card.
46:24What?
46:27You can't turn state's evidence.
46:28You're my attorney.
46:30Wait.
46:31Hello.
46:36Who is it?
46:37Room service.
46:45Yeah, over here is fine.
46:48What do I owe you?
46:50Eight dollars and forty-eight cents.
46:55That's all right.
46:56Keep it for the tip.
46:57No, no.
46:58That's included in the charge for the meal.
47:01One dollar and fifty-two cents.
47:05Thank you.
47:06Yeah.
47:16I want to thank you, Dexter.
47:18I just got promoted.
47:20Got a call from back east.
47:21I'm now in charge of west coast operations.
47:25Oh, that's nice.
47:27That's really nice.
47:29You want a cup of coffee?
47:36Thank you.
47:37How about half a sandwich?
47:45Take them.
47:50How about a napkin?
47:54It's okay.
47:55It's okay.
47:56It's all a dream.
47:58It's okay.
48:05Going down.
48:27Thank you.