Celtics DISMANTLE Heat, Potential 2nd Round Opponents | Still Poddable
Jay King and Sam "Jam" Packard break down the Celtics series win over the Heat and look ahead to a potential second round matchup against the Cavs or Magic.
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00:49Welcome in to Still Potable, I am Sam J. Packard
00:54Sam Packard joined, as always, by J. King from The Athletic
00:59Coming to you live after the Celtics complete the series victory over the Heat
01:03Completely dominate them, 118-84
01:07They win 4-1, this game was not close at any point
01:12Hit that song, J. King
01:15Let's go, let's go, you motherfucking Celtics
01:19Let's go baby, let's go
01:22You motherfucking Celtics, let's go
01:25Let's go Celtics, don't know why
01:28Hero dressing like Jamiroquai
01:31Let's go Celtics, watch that guy
01:34Beat the Heat until they fucking cry
01:37Let's go Celtics, I said let's go
01:40Let's go you motherfucking Celtics
01:43Let's go baby, let's go
01:46You motherfucking Celtics, let's go
01:50Let's go Celtics, you motherfucking Celtics
01:53Let's go baby, let's go
01:56You motherfucking Celtics, let's go
01:59Let's go baby, I said bring their necks
02:02Beat the Heat and show them no respect
02:05Let's go Celtics, my tarot deck
02:08Shows jams that they will be wrecked
02:11Let's go Celtics, I said let's go
02:14Let's go you motherfucking Celtics
02:17Let's go baby, let's go
02:47Let's go you motherfucking Celtics
02:50Let's go you motherfucking Celtics
02:53Let's go you motherfucking Celtics
02:56Let's go you motherfucking Celtics
02:59Let's go you motherfucking Celtics
03:02Let's go you motherfucking Celtics
03:05Let's go you motherfucking Celtics
03:08Let's go you motherfucking Celtics
03:11Let's go you motherfucking Celtics
03:14What the fuck is wrong with you?
03:17I feel like every podcast I just get super disappointed in you
03:20It's been a bad series for the
03:23Jay's respect level of jam
03:26Enough about me, this isn't about me
03:29This is about the motherfucking Boston Celtics
03:32Let's go, dominated just this game from start to finish
03:35Just the Heat had absolutely nothing
03:38A horrendous game for Tyler Hero
03:41And that was just delightful to see from my perspective
03:44Yeah, I thought Jalen Brown
03:47Got the Celtics started off just
03:50On an awesome foot, he came out
03:53And scored instantly over Hero
03:56And then just, he didn't force it
03:59They went to him time after time in the first part of the
04:02First quarter, they went to him in the post a bunch
04:05And he was just drawing defenders and kicking it out
04:08Or if the help didn't come, he was taking advantage of it
04:11I just thought he got them started and then Derek White
04:14Got rolling and then Tatum joined the party
04:17And that first quarter
04:20It was like just an absolute bust, I felt like a regular
04:23Season first quarter when they were just kicking
04:26That stretch when they were just kicking the shit out of everybody
04:29And the Heat really had nothing for them
04:32The Heat had no answers, they tried to bring in Haywood Highsmith
04:35He immediately picked up three fouls, that was a lot of fun
04:38That was a Mikey Moore, I don't know if too many Celtics fans
04:41Will get the Mikey Moore reference, but Mikey Moore used to come
04:44Off the bench and instantly pick up
04:47Three to four fouls within 30 seconds
04:50And that's exactly what Highsmith did tonight, I mean it was like a
04:53Decently close game, they had that awful review
04:56Of the foul, basically
04:59DeLon Wright fouled Jalen so hard that he hurt his face
05:02And they reviewed it, did not overturn it, I thought that was a
05:05Clear bad call, Hero somehow got a tech on that
05:08I got the shame Matt Reynolds afterward for losing a first quarter challenge
05:11Ran into him in the hallway
05:14Well that's good fun, but the Celtics immediately went on an 11-0 run
05:17After that, then they tried to bring in, the Heat tried to bring in
05:20Kevin Love and that was just like elder abuse
05:23At that point, Tatum torched him, put him in a pick and roll
05:26Torched him again, I think they left Hauser
05:29Wide open for a three, and at that point
05:32It was 41-23 in the first quarter, and there's just no point
05:35Did the Heat ever really make this game
05:38At all closer, and I thought the Celtics
05:41I think you have to give them credit for just being methodical and maintaining
05:44That 20 point lead, obviously the Heat were down
05:47Even more so without having Jaquez and so just had a shorter
05:50Rotation, but at no point was there even
05:53A sliver of a Heat run or like putting
05:56Plays together, the Celtics were just executing
05:59On both ends of the court for pretty much
06:02I would say the first three quarters, it turned into not a real game
06:05In the fourth quarter as soon as
06:08As soon as feet checked in for Tatum with about 10 minutes left
06:11Yeah, and that was a nice bonus
06:14To get guys an easy night, Tatum played 32 minutes
06:17Jalen only had to play 26, get them some rest
06:20Now they get to wait on whoever wins
06:23Cleveland versus Orlando, next series might start
06:26Sunday, which would be a nice period of rest to begin with
06:29Might start Tuesday, which would be even more rest
06:32So it's rare, it's been rare over the last few years
06:35For the Celtics to have a short series
06:38But this one, especially with Porzingis out
06:41And the possibility of
06:44Adding mileage on Al Horford's legs, I think
06:47It's important to kind of just get the Heat out of the way
06:50Do it quickly, and I thought after that game
06:53When Miami just really
06:56Lit up the Celtics from three-point range
06:59Not only that, but just walked into a lot of open shots
07:02Were able to create a bunch of three-point attempts
07:05Celtics just really business like the last three games
07:08Just really treated it like they should against a short-handed
07:11Heat team. And I thought it was interesting after the game
07:14Tatum brought up last year
07:17How they kind of fucked around with the Hawks series
07:20And how this year feels kind of different in that they
07:23Kind of went out of their way not to do that, not to relax
07:26Some of it had to do with playing the Heat, and obviously
07:29There's a rivalry there, and obviously they have to step up
07:32And there's like respect there, but
07:35Do you know what he said last season, in the first round
07:38Against Atlanta? That they had the respect
07:41That they had learned their lesson the previous year
07:44But it felt like they learned their lesson
07:47There was no shenanigans after Game 2
07:50It was just like three very dominant performances
07:53Win by 20, hold the Heat to under 90 points
07:56That is just exactly what the Celtics needed to do
07:59And I don't want to say that was a wake-up call
08:02For them, but they saw maybe where
08:05Their scheme was vulnerable in Game 2, and just
08:08Totally shut it off
08:11The Heat had three three-point makes in Game 5
08:14They had 21 three-point makes
08:17The entire series outside of the 23 in Game 2
08:20So it was like
08:23They decided top-down that
08:26They were going to stop the three-point arc
08:29And the rest of the series just fucking gave up
08:32Nothing, and that's how it should be against a team without
08:35Jimmy Butler, without Terry Rozier, that's kind of starved
08:39Tonight was without Jaime Jacquez, but
08:42I just thought the attentiveness there
08:45And the level of detail that they showed
08:48When realistically they could have fucked around
08:51And probably still won, they didn't do as much fucking around
08:54No, there was zero fucking around
08:57Don't fuck around, fuck them up, is what I say
09:00This is the first time you've ever said that
09:03That's what I say
09:06It did feel like they were just trying to kind of abuse
09:09Tyler Hero tonight, who had a bad
09:12Bad performance
09:15I think he was 0-5 in the first quarter, but they were
09:18They were kind of surgical, and they were just kind of dissecting
09:21And I thought they did a good job of attacking him
09:24One-on-one to get him to the basket, but then also whatever
09:27The Heat tried to zone, they figured that out
09:30They just played great basketball
09:34There's just one play that stuck out in the third quarter
09:37They showed two to Tatum, he got the ball to Drew, immediately
09:40Kicks it to White in the corner for three
09:43Even in the third quarter, you thought maybe the Heat come out
09:46And give this one last-ditch effort, but the Celtics were just like
09:49No, we're going to keep playing Celtics basketball
09:52And the offensive execution I just think was great from them
09:55I don't know what adjustments the Heat can make at this point
09:58No adjustments left to make
10:02I thought it was interesting after the game
10:05When Jason Tatum said
10:08That they had to be honest with themselves
10:11And tell themselves what other teams were saying
10:14Which is that you want to be tough against the Celtics
10:17You want to try to be the tougher team and muck things up
10:20And I think that probably is the book on them
10:23You can force them out of making good decisions
10:26You can force them into playing ugly basketball
10:30This series felt like
10:33The Celtics' first step toward
10:36Trying to be that tougher team on a consistent basis
10:39How do you define toughness?
10:42Because Jason Tatum doesn't like other people's definition of toughness
10:45Toughness is just being who you are
10:48No matter what the other team fucking does
10:51And operating at a high level
10:54No matter what the pressure is, no matter what the other team is doing
10:57Being consistent and playing harder than the other team
11:00Would you say don't fuck around and fuck them up?
11:03Is the definition of toughness
11:06People should read Jay Billis' article about toughness
11:09Which is pretty awesome
11:12Is it tough? It's tough
11:15It seemed like the Heat's strategy
11:18And I think Jason Tatum was right about the assessment by the team
11:21And it kind of felt like the Heat's strategy in this game
11:24It was like Kobe versus Pau Gasol
11:27Early in that game
11:30It sort of seemed like the Heat
11:33Trying to be like, yeah guys
11:36We don't have the talent, but we're going to try and out-tough you
11:39We're going to try to out-Heat culture you
11:42We will try to mess you up physically
11:45We will try to be the harder playing team
11:48We will do whatever it takes
11:51We're just better
11:54From the start, I just thought the game plan
11:57Was just like, be bigger, be tougher
12:00They went to Jalen in the post a lot against Hero
12:03Even Al Horford, they posted him up a number of times
12:06Whether it was on DeLon Wright
12:09Can we talk about that? There was a stretch in the second quarter
12:12Where Al Horford got doubled twice in the post
12:15And it seemed like he had never been doubled in the post before
12:18I don't know whether it's because of him
12:21Or direction from Joe
12:24He's been more
12:27Aggressive
12:30Trying to beat mismatches in the post
12:33I feel like last year
12:36He didn't ever really try to do that
12:39Even when a real small guard was on him
12:42It would be like, float to the perimeter, space out, whatever
12:45Today, when they got that mismatch
12:48When Wright was on him, when Hero was on him
12:51Horford went straight to the post
12:54He's not obviously as gifted a scorer as he used to be
12:57But in the Wright matchup
13:00He can still punish a smaller guard
13:03If he catches DeLon Wright in the post, he's going to get buckets
13:06He should score
13:09Tonight he made them send help a lot
13:13I have it in my notes
13:16He got doubled in the post and just seemed to freak out
13:19I think they led to turnovers
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14:48Celtics had a number of turnovers tonight
14:51Still won by 34, 14 turnovers
14:54They only had one turnover for the first quarter and change
14:57And then Jalen threw some weird passes
15:00When they were up 20-something
15:03So it felt like those turnovers
15:06Were all after the game was very much decided
15:09Early on they were taking care of the ball
15:12They were getting great shots
15:15I think they made 10 of their first 17 threes
15:18It was a route from the start
15:21Clear MVP of the series has to be Derek White
15:24I think there's an argument to be made
15:27It's Jason Tatum because he's clearly the best player
15:30Just because you can make an argument
15:33Doesn't mean it's the right argument
15:36Clear means there should be no argument
15:39Translucent?
15:42You just used two fucking synonyms
15:45Translucent and clear are the same fucking thing
15:48I'm just saying out words
15:51Because you caught me in a good one
15:54And I'm trying to get out of that
15:57I was just trying to transition to talk about Derek White
16:00Your thoughts
16:03White was unbelievable
16:06This whole year
16:09He has been a difference for them
16:12Kristaps Porzingis
16:15Obviously helped a lot
16:18Though he'll be out for probably the entirety of the next series
16:21Maybe the entirety of the next series
16:24He's a guy who I think today fit really well
16:27And continues to do his role every single night
16:30Regardless of how many shots he takes
16:33But Derek White
16:36On a team of guys who were asked to sacrifice
16:39They were like, Derek White, we need you to do more
16:42We want you to play more, we want you to shoot more
16:45We want you to have the ball in your hands more
16:48The closing lineup every single night
16:51It's just really lifted him to another level
16:54Because he has more confidence than ever
16:57And obviously the three-point shot has really come around
17:00But it's just the assertiveness
17:03The sure nature of everything he does
17:06It's just like
17:09He doesn't go up and down anymore
17:12It's just Derek White is going to be there, Derek White is going to be doing a lot
17:15Derek White is going to be a major factor for them every single night
17:18And just his development the last two years
17:21Has just been really impressive
17:24Can you imagine him taking 10 threes in a game
17:27In the finals run two years ago?
17:3025 threes he took in the last two games
17:33And you just feel kind of confident with any time he's shooting
17:36Step backs, whatever it is
17:39You're just confident in what he's doing and getting into the paint
17:42Making things happen
17:45One thing that stood out to me about this series
17:48Was just the Celtics depth
17:51The lineup, Peyton Pritchard, Derek White, Tatum, Hauser and Horford
17:54Three bench guys and then Tatum and White
17:57I just thought it was phenomenal for the entire series
18:00It was dominant
18:03They really dominated those minutes
18:06I guess maybe we'll see it more without Chris Tapps
18:09Of how much they have to lean on Luke Cornett
18:12I thought he was good too
18:15We'll see what happens moving forward against whoever they face
18:18But with that top 8 in the rotation
18:21There's not a moment where they have a weak lineup on the court
18:24And I thought they really punished the heat in the series
18:27When they went to lineups without Bam
18:30Or just went deeper into their bench
18:33The Celtics just have such an advantage there
18:36And that lineup specifically is their strongest bench lineup
18:39Peyton Pritchard with the defensive pressure
18:42Extremely talented, can switch 1-5 if they need to
18:45I think there's just a super advantage for the Celtics
18:48Where for 48 minutes they're not going to have a weak lineup
18:51We'll see how that progresses later in the playoffs
18:54I don't know if Cleveland or Orlando
18:57Do they have the personnel to take advantage of Luke Cornett?
19:00That's my point
19:03I don't know if they do
19:06Probably not
19:09But Joe Mazzullo said a number of times throughout this series
19:12Playoff basketball is the same as regular season basketball
19:15Liar!
19:18I'm still going to trust my bench
19:21I still think they'll be really good
19:24I just think they will be tested
19:27So far it's been great
19:30In the Miami series it was great
19:34I thought he was going to get more minutes tonight
19:37He started the second half, was very annoying
19:40Bad coaching by Spoh not to say
19:43He's like a smaller Kyle Lowry
19:46They got rid of Kyle Lowry and just like Patty Mills
19:49You're the next Lowry
19:52He was a minus 20 tonight
19:55There was one play when he got matched up against Tatum
19:58Drew just threw it over the top
20:02They were able to take advantage of him
20:05At the end of the day
20:08It's just not a very good heat team
20:11They're talented, well coached
20:14They play hard
20:17They haven't been tested
20:20The Celtics defense has not been tested
20:23They end up playing the magic
20:26It's going to be a similar thing
20:30Obviously Donovan Mitchell and Darius Garland
20:33Have had some great games against the Celtics
20:36It's going to be interesting to see what happens
20:39With Jared Allen's injury
20:42I think the Cavs offense is better
20:45I still don't think the Cavs
20:48Are an extremely talented offense
20:51That's going to test the Celtics defense
20:54You have to give the Celtics credit
20:58The heat shot the shit out of the ball
21:01Made more threes than the rest of the series
21:04The Celtics took care of business
21:07Let's look ahead to the next series
21:10Obviously we'll do it more
21:13Once we know who the Celtics are playing
21:16To me, especially without Porzingis
21:19The Celtics have a really good draw
21:22The Cavs seem like a team
21:26They've either figured themselves out
21:29Or stopped trying to figure themselves out
21:32They had an incredible stretch
21:35During the middle of the season
21:38I think they went 18-2
21:41That was with smaller lineups
21:44I believe Evan Mobley was out
21:47They had a different identity
21:50They've struggled to find an identity
21:54I don't think they're a team
21:57That will test the Celtics
22:00Although Mitchell and Garland
22:03Can be a handful as a backcourt
22:06The Magic will play their asses off
22:09And be a tenacious defensive team
22:12That could be some rock fight type games
22:15I agree, but at the end of the day
22:18I don't think they have enough offense
22:21I don't think they have enough shooting
22:24The entire last five minutes
22:27Of the game against the Cavs
22:30It was like, Paolo, go do something
22:33I think the Celtics can build up
22:36A defense against that
22:39And force someone other than him
22:42To make really tough shots
22:45I don't know what their offensive strategy is
22:49Don't let Paolo and Franz
22:52Overpower you near the rim
22:55Don't let them straight line drive you
22:58And just live with the threes from those guys
23:01It seems like a very good draw for the Celtics
23:04It was a heat, but it was a heat
23:07Without Jimmy Butler
23:10It was a heat with a super-undermanned roster
23:13It just feels like the Kristaps injury
23:17It was kind of good timing for that
23:20He's based on the average time
23:23Lost for the injury that he has
23:26Will probably miss just about the whole second round
23:29Might be able to come back
23:32If it's a long series
23:35Or maybe for the early in the Eastern Conference Finals
23:38But it just feels like they can get through the next series without him
23:41They won't really need him in that series
23:45It's really important for him to get healthy for later on
23:48But I don't think they have to rush him back
23:51I don't think they're really going to get tested in the next round
23:54They won't get tested until they see
23:57Either New York, Philly
24:00Or maybe Milwaukee
24:03If Milwaukee can pull off some craziness
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25:36What do you want to talk about? Mike Gorman?
25:39Yeah, we've got to talk about Mike
25:42Very cool moment
25:45I wasn't able to watch the broadcast
25:48But him getting a standing O at the end of the game
25:51Watching everyone on Twitter
25:54Talking about his sign-off
25:57I'm sure it was legendary
26:00It was just cool
26:03Maybe it's good that Celtics lost game 2
26:06So they got one more game with Mike Gorman at the Garden
26:09Is a tweet I saw and just repeated to you
26:12That's a great tweet
26:15Honestly, it's going to be weird
26:18Not having Gorman around, not having him call games
26:21Some of my earliest memories
26:24Are of watching Mike Gorman call Celtics games
26:27Like the Xavier McDaniel teams in the early 1990's
26:30When they sucked
26:33And they were so fucking bad
26:36And Gorman and Tommy Heinsohn had to be amazing
26:39To make those broadcasts come to life
26:42And
26:45Even back then, far before I knew him
26:48He just felt like your friend when you were watching games
26:51And there's just like
26:54A familiar feeling
26:57That Mike Gorman produced between himself
27:00And
27:03He's the first parasocial relationship
27:06People probably listen to our podcast and think they know us pretty well
27:09But he's the first guy
27:12You feel like you kind of know him
27:15And I'm not really a member of the media
27:18But he's always the nicest guy in the hallways around here
27:21And he's always nice to talk to
27:24If you happen to be sitting with him at dinner
27:27Just like an institution
27:30And it's going to be very weird when he's no longer here
27:33Yeah, and it brings back the memories of Tommy
27:36And I thought it was cool
27:39Jared and I did a story on Mike
27:42That we'll publish tomorrow at The Athletic
27:45Or today when you guys are listening
27:49And so it's just like
27:52Keeping Tommy's memory alive
27:55And their partnership was just amazing
27:58A duo that
28:01Just kind of stood the test of time
28:04They were together forever, it felt like
28:07Did some bad years, did some great years
28:10And just kept Celtics basketball
28:13Fun throughout that whole time
28:17I'm glad they got the ship in 2008
28:20Hopefully they can send Mike out with a championship this year
28:23Selfishly
28:26The transition
28:29After the game, and I made this decision in the first quarter
28:32I decided I was going to go to the Heat press conferences
28:35And it was a lot of fun
28:38Watching sad Eric Spolstra
28:41Sad Tyler Hero and sad Bam Adebayo
28:45That's a good one, I should have said that
28:48Eric O. Nolstra
28:51Terrible
28:54Do one for Tyler Hero now
28:57Tyler Zero! Nailed it!
29:00Do you think it would have been bad if I asked a question about Heat culture
29:03In the press conference that only had three journalists in it?
29:06I think if you had
29:09I would have got my credentials stripped for the rest of the playoffs
29:13We hear a lot about Heat culture when you guys are winning
29:16How does Heat culture respond to a series like this?
29:19That actually would have been a fine question
29:22I'm here in a mocking tone
29:25It's not really my place to be asking a question
29:28Mocking the players at the end of their season
29:31But I wanted to
29:34That would have been a fair question
29:37Maybe I should just let it fly
29:41Especially when you don't know
29:44You don't have a
29:47How they are after losses
29:50How they would be
29:53You know not to ask certain guys certain questions
29:56Given the situation
29:59It would have been high risk, high reward
30:02It would have been great content for the podcast
30:05If it wasn't really a content man you would have done it
30:09But instead you're just out there with TerraCard
30:12I took many photos of the thing
30:15Share them with the chat
30:18I was there creating visual content
30:21I just didn't create audio visual content
30:24Honestly you have to go above and beyond
30:27I've been going above and beyond
30:30Yeah you have
30:33And we're going to continue going above and beyond
30:36Tomorrow on the podcast
30:39I'm so looking forward to having this conversation
30:42He is going to gloat
30:45And talk some shit about the Miami Heat
30:48It's going to be fantastic
30:51We're going to come back with another podcast
30:54Either on Friday or Saturday
30:57Previewing the next series
31:00We'll be back here for game one
31:03It's going to be an amazing playoff run
31:06We appreciate the kids, the gods and the legends
31:09I got a lot of random junk notes
31:12I'll save that for tomorrow
31:15I do have to mention Al Horford flinched
31:18That was a good one
31:21Maybe I don't have to bring up the one about the hero among us
31:24You can do that
31:27I had beef with the hero among us
31:30Max Angel
31:33You don't have to say his fucking name
31:36He's a seven year old kid
31:39We'll call him Brad Devil
31:42His pregnant teacher has a seizure
31:45He's an alert kid
31:48He's on the ball
31:51I need to go get the nurse
31:54Here's where I have the issue
31:58That feels like valuable moments wasted
32:01If it's an emergency, you just run to get the nurse
32:04You don't need to grab the hall pass
32:07What's your beef with Brad Devil?
32:10I thought the nurse who actually helped
32:13Deserved to be the hero
32:16He went above and beyond
32:19He did something beyond expectations
32:22The hall pass situation
32:25Shows me he's just a cut above
32:28It was a wasted time
32:31What if that was a difference between life or death?
32:34You're looking at this the wrong way
32:37This kid was seven years old
32:40Most seven year olds are not able to focus on shit
32:43Most seven year olds are totally self-interested
32:46I'm nitpicking the performance
32:49Meanwhile, this kid is so locked in
32:52That he's able to go and inform the nurse
32:55And travel the hallways in a legal manner
32:58But he got the fucking hall pass
33:01This kid is a superstar
33:04This kid is an absolute legend
33:07I take it back
33:10It was not the nurse who was a hero
33:13The nurse was a hero too
33:16Max Angel is a worthy hero
33:19Salute to you, Max
33:22That kid is someone to bet on
33:25I'm glad there was one worthy hero on the court tonight
33:28Can you imagine?
33:31That was a great line about Tyler Hero and you just ignored it
33:34Being in that level of stress
33:37And your teacher goes down
33:40And you have the awareness
33:43And the poise to grab the hall pass
33:46What if he hadn't grabbed the hall pass?
33:49And someone stopped him?
33:52Then maybe the teacher passes away in that valuable time
33:55You never know how that decision to get the hall pass
33:58Actually saved a person's life
34:01Max Angel, God bless him
34:04I think it's a questionable decision
34:07Overall, great work
34:10But I think you can go back and look at the tape
34:14That's all I'm saying
34:17But I'm glad we discussed it
34:20And figured things out
34:23Without a hero, you
34:26What girl wants to go to a sports bar?
34:29You went to a bar anyway
34:32Just make it a bar with TV
34:35So I'm supposed to be talking to this girl
34:38And keeping my eyes on Nick's sixers
34:42How have you impressed any woman in your entire life
34:45If you've just been watching basketball?
34:48It's a shock that you were married and procreated
34:51I think it's just a testament to being a man
34:54Real men
34:57Real men don't pay attention to women
35:00A tarot card lover
35:03We're going to a bar with TV
35:06Because there are fucking games on
35:09I'm not going to pay 100% attention to the games
35:12But I want to at least be able to look up
35:15And see if it gets close
35:18It's just an embarrassment
35:21No wonder she doesn't like you
35:24Who said that?
35:27Because you're not a man
35:30She's this fucking guy
35:33NBA playoffs
35:36She told me
35:39She contacted you
35:42I didn't know Tyrese Maxey was going to score 7 points in 30 seconds
35:45How am I supposed to know that?
35:48That's the thing, you never know
35:51But you always have to pay attention
35:54I came forward and admitted my mistake
35:57I was embracing my own failure
36:00It's part of having a growth mindset
36:03It's acknowledging your failure
36:06Tomorrow night I'll be watching the game
36:09Friday night I'll be watching the game
36:12Saturday night I'll be watching the games
36:15Hand up, I fucked up
36:18I drafted Julia Locafore over
36:21What's that quote that Big Cat always says from Jim Calhoun?
36:24I fucked up even more by bringing it up
36:27Let's just end the podcast
36:31I don't know what the Julia Locafore quote is
36:36Maybe a Mecca Okafore
36:39Now do you know the quote?
36:42But I do know who played for Jim Calhoun
36:45It wasn't Julia
36:48That's just sad
36:51I did know, I just said the wrong one
36:54I fucked up
36:57I took a Mecca Okafore and Karan Butler
37:00They're not bad
37:03Jim Calhoun quote
37:06It's a good quote
37:09Jay apparently has to
37:12It was badgering me before
37:15We gotta keep the podcast short
37:18Let's wrap it up
37:21I got to finish my story
37:24I got to finish my story
37:27I got to finish my story
37:30I got to finish my story
37:33I got to finish my story
37:36I got to finish my story
37:39I got to finish my story
37:42I got to finish my story
37:45I got to finish my story
37:48I got to finish my story