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05:08 The Big Stuff's, the local bulk and bundle warehouse. You are only to purchase what I have written on this list.
05:13 Flour, flour, flour, flour, flour, flour, flour, flour, flour, flour, flour, flour, flour.
05:19 Flour?
05:20 Flour, and a carton of tube socks.
05:23 What are you going to do while I'm gone, Vang? Construct a core from a synthetic magma? Encase it in a thick layer of shale created by centuries of sedimentary disuse?
05:32 Pinky, where did you learn that?
05:34 Well, that's how they did it on the Wayans, brothers.
05:36 Fasten your oral cavity. We have no time for verbal bric-a-brac. Hide the hints and fetch me fast my flour.
05:43 If I'm not back in an hour, I've probably made another huge mistake!
05:46 (laughs)
05:47 Alabama Bugle, please deliver a subscription of your fine newspaper to Acme Labs. Thanks, y'all.
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06:06 Albuquerque Times, please deliver a subscription of your newspaper to Acme Labs. Expeditiously. Gracias, y'all.
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06:32 Regis Philbin, I'm only one man. As read by Regis Philbin.
06:38 (musique)
06:41 Hello, Zac Eppenbobway News?
06:43 (bites)
06:47 Y'all.
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06:51 Hello, Vang! Sorry I'm late.
06:54 Yes, Pinky. Happy New Year. Did you obtain my flour?
06:57 Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Three million bags full! And I got somebody some presents!
07:04 A value pack bottle of skin stinger, a vat of tortoise wax, and an assortment of magnified reading glasses! Yay!
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07:16 Boo.
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07:21 Ah, my newspapers. While you were frivolously spending my funds, I ordered every periodical on the planet. Pinky, fetch me my papers.
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07:36 Wow!
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07:43 Wow!
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07:58 Yes. Today, a recycling problem. Tomorrow, the world!
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08:12 This is an historic day, Pinky.
08:14 Because we haven't failed yet, right?
08:16 Yes, but besides that. Now, quiet. I'm ruminating.
08:20 This is where we shall build our earthly decoy. First, we will rip the paper up. Then, we shall dip it in this goopy flower water chowder.
08:28 Would that be the New England or the Manhattan?
08:30 Pinky, Simon says, go like this.
08:35 When the paper is wet, we shall layer it in the shape of Mother Earth. Lest you forget, Pinky, round.
08:43 (rire)
08:44 Let the ripping and dipping begin.
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08:48 Simon says.
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09:32 Yes.
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09:34 There you are, happy little planet. Happy laboratory. Happy sign. Happy little deoxyribonucleic acids.
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09:43 Pinky, where on alter earth are you?
09:46 Hum, I'm in Warlatai. Oh, sorry, Brain. I was reading upside down. I mean, Italy.
09:53 Stay where you are, Pinky. You might make a wrong turn at Ouagadougou and end up in Addis Ababa.
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10:09 Pinky, I'm a stone's throw away from the Vatican. Where are you?
10:12 In here, Brain. The 16th chapel.
10:14 This from a mouse who thinks a fresco is a can of carbonated soda.
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10:19 Well, what do you think, Brain?
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10:25 Hum, remind me, what were your other artistic endeavors?
10:30 Hum, the great cubes of Egypt?
10:33 Snake eyes. I smell jihad. What else?
10:37 (musique)
10:39 Who are they?
10:41 They're the founding fathers, Brain. Beloved tunesmith, Neil Sedaka.
10:44 Actors actor, Nick Nolte. TV funnyman, Abe Vigoda. And of course, Abe Lincoln.
10:49 Pinky, you are a fistful of stupidity. But we can't worry about that now.
10:54 We must implement phase two.
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10:58 While you were building the seven blunders of the world, I was busy genetically altering these seeds.
11:03 When we mix them into a flora paste formula, the molecular structure of all things paper
11:08 and all things mache will be altered forever. It will make our brave new world...
11:13 Like a froggy cat, old one.
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11:18 No, Pinky. The seeds not only grow vegetation, they create mountains.
11:22 And they make our buildings more building-like, our deserts more desert-like,
11:27 and our basketball players more Mike-like.
11:29 In other words, absolutely indistinguishable from the real planet.
11:33 Brilliant, Brain. What do you call it?
11:36 I call it Chia Earth.
11:38 Oh, trademark?
11:40 Yes, Pinky, trademark.
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11:43 Hey, Gad, what a long night, Brain. Can we get to rest now?
11:47 Not yet, Pinky. It's time to implement phase three.
11:51 There is a mysterious power that no human can resist, Pinky.
11:55 A thing so great that the strongest of souls bend and surrender to it instantly.
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12:01 You mean the Ark of the Covenant?
12:03 No, Pinky. The most tremendous force in the cosmos.
12:07 Free T-shirts!
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12:14 Oh, Brain. That's even nicer than the one you brought me back from Dollywood.
12:18 Here, put this on.
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12:22 Oh, thank you, Brain.
12:24 Let us begin.
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12:46 Hey, you hear the news?
12:48 They got some free T-shirts!
12:50 Free T-shirts?
12:52 (musique)
12:59 Gee, Brain, you think they'll come?
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13:05 Free T-shirts!
13:07 Yes, Pinky, they'll come.
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13:14 Yahoo!
13:16 Perhaps no one heard me say.
13:19 (musique)
13:29 Free T-shirts.
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13:45 We did it, Brain! Planet Earth belongs to us!
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14:02 Now, send Stepmother Earth into orbit.
14:05 (soupir)
14:12 Very well. But don't expect me to be neighborly.
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18:36 Qu'est-ce qu'on fait maintenant, Brain?
18:38 La même chose que chaque nuit, Pinky.
18:40 Essayons de prendre le monde de Chia.
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