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00:36All right, I'm having a tired day, but that's okay, I have those, I thought it was maybe
00:42the cancer when I got rid of it, but nope, still tired.
00:45Dave Strong.
00:48Yep, yep.
00:51Let's get a Celtics Parade Friday, I know, I saw you guys talking about it, Dan, all
00:57time day, your boy Hank, all time day for me, nothing, it's honestly hard to describe.
01:06It's insane.
01:07I mean, you guys were, especially Hank, because he was in Missoula's float in the front.
01:20You guys lived winning a championship.
01:23It's not supposed to be this way, it's like, it's not supposed to get better, it like,
01:28when you're a kid and you're in college and you're young and you're partying, that's when
01:30sports is supposed to be awesome.
01:32You guys, it's only getting better, like you're going to fucking just like run the team eventually,
01:37where do you go from here?
01:38I mean, it was a reversal because so we went with DraftKings, thank you, DraftKings, they
01:45invited me and originally I was going with Hank, then Hank got the Missoula invite and
01:53it was such a reverse, like we're sitting in the crowd, they did this little ceremony
01:57in the garden, like of speaking and me and Gaz were in Hank was with Missoula and then
02:03they ran out, they're like, Missoula wants you guys and we're just with the team.
02:07I mean, we're just hanging out, like that's, I have selfies with like Tatum and like everyone's
02:13coming up and it's crazy because the players are coming up to us being like, thanks for
02:19big fans.
02:20I love you guys.
02:21So Hank said, Kevin, Kevin, Hank said that Missoula and his entire family like kept profusely
02:27thanking him.
02:29I, you know what, I, you guys are going to die on this story, but I asked because I've
02:38sat courtside.
02:39Oh, I know this.
02:41Yeah.
02:42So all million times without Missoula as much as making eye contact or being like, hello.
02:49So I was like, I didn't even, we were talking, I'm like, I didn't even think like you knew
02:54who I was out or parcel or anything.
02:57Like you've never said hello.
02:58I caught, he goes, I didn't have the right to talk to you yet.
03:05I hadn't earned the right to talk to you.
03:07What does that even mean?
03:08Missoula is the best.
03:09Missoula is the best.
03:10Cause he's the best.
03:11Cause he's the best.
03:12He no, no, no, no, no.
03:13Hank is Hank is legitimately part of the Missoula family now.
03:23Like Missoula invited him over to his house after and was like, you need a place to stay.
03:28I believe it.
03:29Listen, we were on the draft Kings boat.
03:31They invited us.
03:33Missoula was like, come on my boat.
03:35I'm like, well, no, we're with draft Kings.
03:37The parade's ready to start a guy from the Celtics on a walkie talkie came up.
03:41He's like, Joe wants you on the boat.
03:44Now I'm like, no, we're staying here.
03:47These guys are so fucking lame.
03:49This team is so goddamn lame.
03:50If they're Dick riding you in their big moment, being like, Oh, now let me say this with my
03:55soul.
03:56Talk to Dave.
03:57Now you fucking losers.
03:58Every one of the Celtics are fucking lose.
04:01I forgot.
04:02Well, they're not the world chance, but I forgot.
04:05And I told Dan this.
04:06So I maybe four or five years ago did a Bob Huggins fish fry, like cherry event.
04:14And Missoula was like front row watching it there.
04:19He played at West Virginia.
04:20He played for Huggins.
04:21So when we were talking like, yeah, no, I, and this guy's like, so obsessive.
04:25He's like, when you were there, I just researched you.
04:28Like, so I've known about you for like a long time and I hadn't earned the right to say
04:35God, what does that mean?
04:37You talk to like everybody.
04:39You fucking Uber driver, Debbie, she rest.
04:41He was he almost people with anybody can talk to you.
04:44We're setting up a time.
04:46Well, no, he wants to set up a time to talk strategy and pick my brain about how to keep
04:52the Celtics on top.
04:54So we're going to do that and set up a little power.
04:57I hate I hate this guy.
04:59He's a fucking idiot.
05:00I hate to go Missoula, Hank, Hank, by the way, was it was not exaggerating.
05:07That's the thing.
05:08Like, we're not.
05:09We're being dead ass.
05:10I know you are.
05:11I know you are.
05:12Hank at watching the progression of Hank getting drunker and drunker.
05:17And then the clip of him just getting bodied by the flag was so fucking funny.
05:22And he said that he had to he said that he was so drunk he had to wave the flag because
05:28if he had his hands free, people just kept on throwing him nips and he had to drink them.
05:33Listen, I was so it was self-preservation that he was like, I'm going flag duty.
05:38I was out.
05:39I don't drink or party really at all anymore.
05:42I was.
05:43He said, when you had that hat on, I knew that David was drunk.
05:47I had that little bucket hat.
05:49You want to show it?
05:50You were wet.
05:51I was on my feet.
05:53Maybe a minute and a half into the parade.
05:56It's like your your high noon, like you were like, yeah, well, first of all, I had the cigar cigars fucked me up.
06:06So I was like talking to people with the cigar in my mouth.
06:09So it's like inhaling.
06:11And Hank's right.
06:13People are firing nips at you.
06:15And we had champagne bottles.
06:17And by the way, I had to carry my boat like I was.
06:20There were no players on my boat.
06:22So I was the guy on the boat.
06:25Hank's right.
06:26They're firing nips.
06:27You catch it, you drink it.
06:28I was I thought I was going to puke like we hadn't even been on the boat for a second.
06:34I'm like, oh, my God, I haven't been this fucked up this fast forever.
06:38There's nothing like it to be on the other side of it.
06:44And I was talking to my parents, like, you've done a lot now and it's surreal.
06:49We don't hear you this like, oh, my God, that was amazing.
06:54But it was in that McGillicuddy.
07:02When I saw McGillicuddy in the crowd, man, unbelievable moment,
07:06like a full circle moment to see him there, like he's 48 years old,
07:11like holding that fucking thing, you know, fuck KFC or KFC sucks.
07:16Just an all time moment.
07:18All time. It's scary because like.
07:24Everybody's still.
07:26Relatively young that like, I mean, you're going to keep winning
07:30and it's just going to keep getting more and more like more access, more everything.
07:37Yeah, it's still good.
07:39I'll say that you'll be like, you know, 12th man on the bench one day.
07:43It is that guy, that guy, that bald.
07:46Yes. Despite the fact he's on vacation.
07:49Ninety nine percent of the time he's still got the like
07:52because I was obliterated.
07:54But any time he saw a pocket of like TV crews,
07:59TV crews come in, TV crews like push me up there to start doing shit.
08:03So like the Kyrie chant that the crowd loved,
08:07like I would just be blacked out, be like, all right, got to get
08:10out, got to do something when the TV's.
08:12So, you know, this is this is how drunk Dave was, Kevin.
08:16I texted Gaz, Dave and Hank because Gaz tweeted about
08:20Missoula. It also has a connection to Billy Barron,
08:23who is a friend, a circle, a trust member of sports.
08:27I texted the three of them, Gaz, Hank and Dave.
08:30I said, is Missoula now in circle trust?
08:32I saw you tweet about him being teammates with Billy Barron.
08:34Dave wrote back. I tweeted that and I said, no, Gaz did.
08:37He said, that's crazy.
08:38Dave said, that's crazy.
08:39I said, yeah, we might have to get him in the circle of trust.
08:42And Dave just replied, damn, that's wild.
08:44He just had no work.
08:46I was out and then Peaches showed up and she was getting mobbed.
08:50It was I mean, it was.
08:52What do you mean, Peaches showed up? She's your dog.
08:54Yeah, no.
08:55I feel like it's not like, oh, yeah, there's something.
08:58I actually got up early.
09:00No, but she came like she met me at Cisco.
09:02They had a post party at Cisco.
09:04I had the Boston.
09:06I had two bucket hats.
09:07I as you just made that sound like fucking Larry Bird walked into the bar.
09:13Peaches just ran.
09:14I mean, she got mobbed.
09:15She she was trying to hide it.
09:17So I had two bucket hats.
09:18I did USA bucket hat.
09:20Somebody threw at me.
09:21And then I had the Boston's fee party, that guy, the Celtics,
09:24which all the players love. Yeah, I was.
09:27It was it was a a banner night day in the history of banner.
09:34Like the even the fact the most surreal may have just been before
09:39the event that we're just in the locker room. It was.
09:43It was Tatum Tatum Tatum recognize you?
09:46Yeah, Tatum's definitely like a bar stool guy.
09:49Yeah. Derek Brown.
09:51Derek White obviously is Missoula.
09:55So Richard Sam Houser, I haven't earned the right yet means.
09:59What does that fucking mean?
10:00Had I earned the right to talk to Kevin?
10:02He go back to what Dave said.
10:05Missoula researched Dave.
10:07He knows that that is the perfect line to play into Dave.
10:11I know, but it's like he didn't care.
10:13I mean, I guess. Yeah, listen.
10:14Yeah. You got Dave in your back pocket forever.
10:17Now, if you say a line like that to him,
10:18but it's not like he wasn't going to support the Celtics anyway.
10:20But he hadn't earned the respect yet.
10:22He had to bring a title home before he had earned the respect to say hello.
10:25I respect that.
10:26This is your job. Do your part crazy.
10:29Like, it's fucking crazy how how to control this
10:34has spiraled to the point where like the way you were talking about the Brady
10:39speech, this is the Brady speech.
10:41It's like you were talking like you're on the team.
10:44And I was like, this guy is so crazy.
10:46He's acting like he's playing in game five.
10:48And then I talked to you here from the coaches and the players
10:51and they're acting like it doesn't make any sense.
10:54You're just a fucking fan.
10:56Kevin, that was this.
10:58That was crazy.
11:00The moment on PMT today that was just like, what the fuck?
11:04Because we talked about Hank and recapping everything.
11:07And then PMT was like,
11:09Hank was like, I was the greatest day of my life.
11:10PMT was like, you met Tom Brady a week and a half ago.
11:13And I believe he's forgotten.
11:14And tonight he's going to win another billion dollars.
11:17Like, it's just it's it's it doesn't end.
11:20No, I will get to that later.
11:22That Florida's going to win that series.
11:24But yeah, it was it was it was quite literally an all time run.
11:29I don't know how else to say it.
11:30I again, even being a locker, I'm like, like, hey, you guys haven't got your
11:34champion, your like player championship merch yet.
11:37And then I just take us like, how many times can you say that?
11:41I'm sure you've said that before about like the first time you were.
11:44Yeah, but it stands like the first Super Bowl party
11:48when we got to the door and they're like, whose list are you on?
11:51We're like Belichick's like what?
11:52And then Belichick's kid came on the golf cart, picked us up, took us in.
11:56That was the first Super Bowl.
11:58That was the last Super Bowl party where it wasn't open
12:01to like season ticket holders.
12:03That was an all there's been.
12:04I mean, it's been an unbelievable run, but that I've never been.
12:08Your next one's going to be.
12:10I don't know. You drive the duck.
12:12I don't know how it can get bigger.
12:15You try. Yeah, it's like, oh, you know what?
12:19All the duck boat people were wearing our merch like the actual duck boat people.
12:24I saw them like we own the duck boats like, oh, hey, it's like I invented that.
12:28You know, Q, the duck boats.
12:30Well, I think it did.
12:32Being serious for a moment, like as it's been a long run
12:35where Boston has always obviously been winning and the Barstool fans
12:39have always been a big part of it.
12:41But it's it's so long now that I do think like the entire city
12:45runs around Barstool at this point.
12:47Like every every, you know, everybody don't even think some of them know it.
12:51If that makes sense, like the duck boats is like a Boston phrase
12:54that I don't even people may not like trace it all the way back.
12:59Like, oh, Dave, just start saying because they're winning every five.
13:01But it's just I think Barstool gets credit for every, you know,
13:05you know what I mean?
13:05It's like you don't even need to get attributed everything
13:08because it's just you're there. You're a part of it.
13:09It's in the fabric of the fucking city.
13:11And Hank said it perfectly.
13:13He said he was on a duck boat, just completely mangled
13:16with the coach of the Boston Celtics looking out at a sea of former Hanks.
13:22That was just me. I was just looking at me.
13:25I mean, with the bald head like Heisenberg, it's like you turn
13:28or something.
13:29Did you see the the Museum of Science duck boat?
13:33No, it was where Hank used to take.
13:35Oh, yeah, yeah.
13:36He was a ticket to the Museum of Science.
13:39And they're just going by.
13:41Yeah, it was it was it was an all time day.
13:44And it was like a sea of Hanks that really and it's our crowd.
13:48And they get so excited.
13:50Like they they literally cheered like we were like,
13:54you're a little crazy. Yeah. Yeah.
13:56Well, listen, I mean, you know, players do come and go and shit.
13:59And the fans and the you guys say so that but that is the truth.
14:05That's like the old Anna Horford.
14:07Like she she Gaz is obsessed.
14:10Yeah, that's the other thing he does.
14:11He loves making sure I see mean things said about me.
14:14Like I would never see it.
14:16So he sends me a tweet.
14:18He's like, I'm obsessed with how much Anna Horford hates you
14:21because she had the we don't claim him tweet.
14:24And then stories were like, well,
14:26you know, it's like a lot of Celtics sort of do we do like all over.
14:30She's like money buys anything.
14:31But the we don't claim it's like I'll be there long
14:34before all the players, coaches, and I'll be there long after.
14:37It's about the city. It's about rooting for laundry.
14:40That's what it is.
14:40And players come and go and legends stay and all that.
14:43But it's it's about the city. Yeah.
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15:54So I was watching the golf and then Caitlin
15:57verse Angel Reese, Indiana versus Chicago.
16:01If it wasn't Sun is going to go.
16:03Pat Bev tweeted me after the game, like I never want to hear you
16:06talk about Angel Reese.
16:07He tweeted an hour after the game, which reeks of somebody
16:11who saw highlights and then watched the game.
16:14Angel Reese was a monster and I tweeted it.
16:17The second was over.
16:18And I said, Caitlin, Clark has to shoot the ball.
16:21I don't know if you guys watch it.
16:22She didn't shoot at all.
16:24She was having a monster game herself, set the rookie like assist record.
16:29She had 17 points, 13 assists, didn't shoot enough superstar,
16:33not involved down the end.
16:34So give this one to the Chicago Sky.
16:37I won't say anything negative about Angel Reese, except
16:41that she did the thing she does every single time that makes me hate her guts,
16:45which she took the very noble high road after winning,
16:49which is it's not really that big of a it's not me versus her.
16:54It's it's like a team game.
16:57Just happy to win.
16:58Sounds like it is a team game, which she does every single time.
17:02It's like it's a team game at the point where you make it every time.
17:06Yeah, it's the office games.
17:08Yeah. What's wrong?
17:09It's a team game.
17:09I beat her.
17:10And she was going to be found when it was time.
17:13Any fouls we got to call in the league offices?
17:15No, there's none. Oh, thank God.
17:17Thank Dave.
17:18What happens if Angel Reese wins rookie of the year and not Caitlin?
17:21It's a I wouldn't bitch about it.
17:24She's having a monster season right now.
17:26She's like a double, double.
17:27She's a double, double machine.
17:28That was the best I've ever seen her play yesterday.
17:31She made some incredible shots, all layups.
17:34She doesn't shoot anything but labs, but incredible labs.
17:36Layups count to caught a ball.
17:38Yeah. Larry Bird took the dunk.
17:41Layup counts as much as dunk.
17:43Incredible catches on the run.
17:45She played out of her mind.
17:47And if that was the only time I ever had heard or seen Angel Reese,
17:49I'd be like, oh, she monster superstar.
17:52Like, but just say you hate Caitlin Clark.
17:56After it sounds like it's a team game.
17:57So after the game, Caitlin Clark was nowhere to be found.
18:01Why? Why?
18:01She said that when I was here about Caitlin Clark, she cares about team wins.
18:05Yeah, she does.
18:07But the back and forth of, oh, there's no rivalry here.
18:12They got like she's a great teammate.
18:13Yeah, they got us twice.
18:15Still, they still got the upper hand.
18:17All right. She plays.
18:18She was a monster.
18:19She played out of her mind.
18:21She was the only reason they won that game.
18:23So good for her.
18:26The golf, Scotty Scheffler.
18:30The boys still hot.
18:31Did it again.
18:33Did it again.
18:34The Travelers, I bet on Saturday, 180, which is people are like confused
18:40how I bet, because that's not a big bet for you.
18:42That's a huge bet for me.
18:43Like the bet I did Celtics.
18:46Scheffler probably was 100.
18:47I have 150 on the Oilers.
18:49So to do 180 is a monster bet.
18:52He was plus 180.
18:54I was like he was a couple of shots off at the Travelers
18:58where everyone was scoring and he had his game back.
19:01So I'm like, what the fuck?
19:02Let's take a shot.
19:03Over time, watching this, the protesters almost cost me crazy
19:09that those people.
19:12Should be executed.
19:13Well, no, what I was saying there, their punishment
19:19like sports protesters shouldn't go to jail.
19:22They should have to get their punishment immediately.
19:25And it has to be part of the sport.
19:27They should have to stand in the tee box and let Scotty Scheffler
19:29and Tom Kim just fucking unleash something.
19:32That's what it should be.
19:33Like, if you run on a baseball field, you should stand in the box
19:36and take one to the head.
19:37Don't go to jail because like they're just going to get out a thousand dollar fine.
19:41Yeah, right.
19:42Like, go take your actual punishment so that we can watch
19:45because you just tried to stop the golf game.
19:47It literally almost cost me my bet because they like
19:51Tom Kim, who is lights out.
19:53They let him move the ball wherever, like not closer,
19:56but he could move it anywhere around the hole and pick his angle
20:01because they threw that paint where he was supposed to put.
20:05Also, it really threw like people who don't like me a little because I just
20:10again, when I'm betting like I'm locked in, I'm mad.
20:14I've been locked in.
20:15And then all of a sudden this happened.
20:17And within a second, I said, execute the protesters.
20:19I tweeted it like within a second.
20:22And I think people thought it was Palestine.
20:26So that whole crew was getting ready to.
20:28I didn't even know who they were.
20:29I was like oil.
20:30Yeah, it was oil. It was big oil.
20:32No, I think guys in Stonehenge the other day.
20:35Yeah, no one gives a fuck about the big oil guys going anywhere.
20:38Guys, how the fuck did they get to the tournament?
20:40Right. Exactly.
20:41A lot of people ask that. Yeah.
20:44So they're ridden horses or some shit.
20:47Yeah, that was but a big win.
20:49I think the streak I'm not even trying to.
20:52OK, yeah, yeah, I will get to it.
20:55Travis Kelsey on stage.
20:58There was big Taylor news because first Taylor did.
21:00Thank you, Amy.
21:01And mean mashup, which is great.
21:04What are you watching, Dan?
21:06There's a TV on over there.
21:08What's on?
21:10Looks like just some Dak Prescott discourse.
21:12I like horses or something.
21:15So there is big because thank you, Amy.
21:18Mean mashup right at right at Kim K, which I love.
21:22And then the next day, Kelsey on stage.
21:26Big part of the performance.
21:30I didn't like it.
21:31I don't like him on stage, and I'm a huge, I don't know, going against the family.
21:36I know. I mean, no, whatever.
21:38Whatever mother wants, she can do.
21:39But I didn't feel right to me.
21:41I don't love it.
21:42It's like this is her like it's like Taylor doesn't take a snap.
21:46Right. You think you think that this is him?
21:49It's like some of her shine.
21:50Yeah, I get like she wanted this.
21:52Yeah, totally.
21:54If the Chiefs were like the Chiefs won the Super Bowl
21:56and Taylor was on one of like the parade boats.
21:59No, it's not. But that would be normal.
22:02Listen, I don't put yourself in one day.
22:06No, it's not like you don't like Travis on the game.
22:10That's like, no, I didn't check into a game.
22:12Not yet. We'll see. I don't know.
22:14If they asked me to check into a game, I would.
22:18I will say to the Celtics, I wouldn't mind.
22:20I mean, Miss Peaches heroes amongst us.
22:23Like when you go out to make it to man, when they clap for like the world.
22:27Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
22:29Heroes amongst us.
22:31I don't know.
22:31I'm surprised you didn't see Dave Grohl saying that she doesn't.
22:34I did see Dave Grohl say I thought was a known fact.
22:36She's saying like, I like Dave Grohl.
22:38So I mean, here's the Swifties are so butthurt about everything.
22:42It was like a one off thing that he made a joke.
22:44He called it the errors towards funny little fucking one off thing.
22:48What do you mean? Who cares?
22:49Who cares?
22:50That was like you, he doesn't.
22:53Yeah, that's a shit talk.
22:55And then they're going to probably try to fucking like, like bomb his house.
22:59Right. Fine. Yeah, that's my point.
23:01If his house is smoldering ashes, that's on Dave Grohl.
23:04And I do like we are at a point where I hate like the the Barbies
23:09and the Swifties and the whatever's.
23:11But at this point, they do what they do.
23:14There's no stopping it. Don't complain about it.
23:16If you don't want to. Don't be.
23:17Yeah. If you're going to be at a concert
23:22and take a shot at Taylor and they bomb your house, that's on you.
23:27That's how they roll.
23:28Yeah, I won't partake in it because I like Dave Grohl,
23:31but I'm not going to tip off the cops if I hear about the plan either.
23:35Well, they say that he flipped.
23:37He used to like her.
23:38And then his daughter tweeted about how much Taylor flies her private jets
23:42and they ruined her life with these went after her.
23:44So now he's again.
23:48No, no. Don't tweet about her jets.
23:51That's when a couple of weeks ago, all the like oil people
23:54or whoever thought they had Taylor's jet and they were going to like spray
23:58painted orange.
23:59And it was like the scene in the untouchables when there's just umbrellas
24:03in the like, you know, they break in and they think they have the drug bus.
24:06It's just a bunch of umbrellas because the bad guys got tipped off.
24:09You're not going to catch Taylor's jet.
24:11She's like got people everywhere.
24:13So, yeah, if you talk shit about Taylor, fine, it's America.
24:18You can do that.
24:19Your house may get burned down.
24:21And that's the repercussions.
24:23This story had to put in very funny.
24:25I don't know if you saw this jet flicks.
24:27A bunch of guys started a streaming company called Jetflix,
24:31bigger than Hulu, bigger than Netflix.
24:33They just somehow had software that pirated
24:36like all these illegal movies and everything, and then charged
24:4010 bucks for a service called Jetflix.
24:42That's incredible.
24:44Not on this.
24:44How do we not know about this?
24:45I don't know.
24:46Wait, did they get shut down?
24:48Yeah. Oh, they're going to jail.
24:49Yeah. Yeah.
24:50One guy's going to jail if he gets convicted for like 50 years.
24:53He faces. Oh, my God.
24:54And they charge they charge 10 bucks a pop.
24:56So like I'm sure they made some money.
24:58But like they said, most of the guys are going to go
25:01like go to jail for like five years if they get sentenced.
25:04The other guy faces 50.
25:05Like Jesus, I just paid for your fucking streaming services.
25:10It's really not.
25:12Well, I mean, it's a long day for this.
25:15I mean, if you get every streaming, sir, I don't even know.
25:17I like that's a shit people like normal people who have to like
25:21the Rico Bosco's of the world.
25:23He asked.
25:24He can't have every streaming service, right?
25:26Got to get Jetflix. Yeah, yeah.
25:30Final thing, game seven, and I.
25:33I know people think I'm a revert.
25:35First of all, Nicky Smokes is like the dumbest guy.
25:38That's all right.
25:39No, no, no. He's that dumb.
25:42He was Kevin.
25:43He was texting me being like, I am not tweeting.
25:47I'm not going to the game.
25:48I'm like, you know, it isn't applied.
25:52I was just like, dude, yes, you are.
25:53And yes, you are. This is your job.
25:55What are you talking about?
25:57And he does not a bit. That's fucking.
25:59No, it's not a bit. It's not bad.
26:01What it is, you can negotiate.
26:03He won. He tried to get one hundred thousand dollars.
26:05But that's what I mean. That was so.
26:07No, it's not.
26:08But you know how stupid it is.
26:10Like he's like Max bet on the Oilers and he doesn't show how much you bet.
26:14And he doesn't like he's so dumb.
26:17He doesn't think people be like, you didn't put your bet size in.
26:21You probably he just like he may not have.
26:25Or didn't bet it.
26:26It's not like he's just really one of the most.
26:30Dumb, ungrateful morons we've ever had.
26:35He just thinks he has leverage.
26:37He has zero. Don't you think he's.
26:40You don't think he's playing you a little bit?
26:42Oh, he's dumb.
26:42If he got run over by a car tomorrow, I wouldn't even go to his funeral.
26:46That's how much I care about.
26:48Like this. It's so obnoxious.
26:50Like I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
26:51I'd be like, if someone told me Nikki Smokes got run over, Dan, I go out, man.
26:56That sucks. Yeah.
26:57Just get you along with my dad.
26:59You're sending it to the Stanley Cup.
27:01What's that?
27:02But at the same time, you're sending him to the Stanley Cup.
27:04It wasn't overly expensive.
27:05I mean, what's.
27:07But I'm just saying it's like if he's not going to do that.
27:09And to be honest, I knew he didn't want to do it.
27:12It's the trip to go like he was sitting there on the couch, right?
27:16Like it wasn't premeditated.
27:17It's like this fucking.
27:18Doing nothing.
27:19Idiot does nothing.
27:22Nothing. Guy.
27:23His team. That was amazing.
27:25I'm like, he's just that stupid.
27:28But he is. But Kevin, this is like this isn't a bit.
27:30Remember, he isn't.
27:32He signed his contract, no raise and partied like he was at the QB market.
27:37Yeah, I thought he like was.
27:39I was like, all right, this guy's no content.
27:41He's like he's playing into the game a little bit.
27:44He's no villain.
27:45He's like, I think he's doing this because otherwise he's
27:48that he's the most obnoxious person in the world.
27:51But his stupidity does end up being good content.
27:53But it's it's real.
27:55It's real what he's doing.
27:56And like thinking that like he was texting me like he was negotiating with me.
28:01And I just kept on saying like he literally was like,
28:03I'm not going to the game.
28:05I'm not tweeting.
28:06And I just replied, yes, you are.
28:08And yes, you are.
28:09I've never seen anything like he has to pay me this.
28:11I was like, no, he doesn't.
28:13I've never seen any.
28:15He's stupid.
28:16Yeah, nobody sports fan, right?
28:18So like going to game seven.
28:20I don't know how big of a real fan he is of the Panthers.
28:24Like if this is the Dolphins, the Dolphins would be.
28:27Yeah. And he I mean, he's a jinx.
28:29He's a jinx.
28:30I will say nobody that we've ever had.
28:34Has arguably realized how little he means to me or us like he
28:40he is has absolutely
28:44no value to us, not when you were in the office,
28:48just kind of like, you know, when Dave's doing his circles
28:51and you can see his is his face like nobody's fucking working here
28:55and it's really starting to bothering me.
28:58But he was just like kind of.
28:59Yeah, I'm the guy.
29:01He's so no.
29:03There's so many people who are just fat and I told Dave
29:07because I missed him doing that because I was like one of those days
29:10where I just didn't stop.
29:11I came out like four o'clock out of the studio and one of the interns was like,
29:15hey, what's up? Where have you been?
29:16It's like, what do you mean?
29:18Yeah, I'm working.
29:18What have you been doing?
29:20There's no place in America that you can get away with that easier than with us.
29:26Honestly, what do you do here?
29:28Well, I'll be honest.
29:29I just say I make videos.
29:31I write blogs, keep the vibes up, get everyone going.
29:37He's a vibes guy.
29:37He is a vibes guy.
29:38I'll give him credit for that.
29:40All he has to do.
29:42What do you do here?
29:42And someone in Milton answered, I'm a vibes guy.
29:45Yeah, you couldn't do it.
29:46There is too short or too big, but you can get away.
29:48But when you're in that situation, he should have hopped up and been like,
29:51you're right, I'm I'm going.
29:54That's why I thought it was a bit.
29:55The best part about that video, by the way, was Zuby.
29:58Did you see him in the background shooting?
29:59And then he runs away because he's like one of the hardest working guys we got.
30:03Like someone told me that he literally the moment he was shooting
30:07was after like a six hour like edit session.
30:10He went out to like take a couple of shots and then he just runs.
30:14Yeah, he does.
30:15But those we have, those we have a lot of those guys
30:17who are really hard workers who know like, OK, like this is a bad look.
30:22And then we have a few that are just their vibes, guys,
30:25and they just hang out and we have we have really good vibes, guys.
30:28And then like really like I mean.
30:33Again, if he fell off the face of the earth,
30:35like no one would know like that North Carolina kid who worked for us,
30:38then one day just stopped and no one knew he didn't come for two months.
30:43Like that would be Nikki Smokes.
30:46But who is more important, Nikki Smokes or what was his name?
30:50Like five month Ethan or whatever.
30:53What was that guy's name?
30:54Yeah. One month trial, Ethan.
30:57I thought Ethan had potential.
30:58I know Nikki has no potential.
31:00He he he he had this big thing when we hired him.
31:06He's like, I'm going to be this huge star.
31:08I'll do he he is what he is.
31:11And that's not like him, and he was no, I like him.
31:14He puts in a he does put in effort like he makes videos.
31:18He does blog.
31:19But there are moments where he just sits around and is a vibes guy.
31:23And Dave caught that moment.
31:24And he he's very comfortable to answer.
31:27You guys always like, oh, it's great that Nikki's here.
31:31No, he yeah, he's like, no, he has some haters, though.
31:34He does have some haters.
31:35But like there's you know, Kevin, like the office has people that like
31:38they'll chop it up and like, you know, yeah, when they're around.
31:42Like he's one of those guys.
31:43I have I say that the number one thing you hear vibes, number two, liability.
31:50And it goes back and forth.
31:52Yeah, and it goes back and forth.
31:53What would you say is an actual vibes guy?
31:58Balls is definitely a guy like that.
32:00That's exactly what I was thinking.
32:01Like he but but I feel like like I like I like the vibes guy.
32:07Yeah, I always like having big ever around.
32:09Yeah, yeah. It rolls with vibes guy.
32:12Yeah, yeah.
32:13Terry's a vibe.
32:14But you got these guys are all so lovable and likable.
32:17I think they have a common theme with Dave.
32:19But Nikki, I feel like people are like.
32:23Yeah, you know, I have people when he was rehired was like,
32:27like, talk to me when he gets us in trouble, like he's a liability.
32:31He's just an absolute like he has a rock as a brain.
32:35100 percent rock brain.
32:37Hundred percent.
32:39I had to ban him from drinking in the office.
32:41He's not allowed to have a sip of alcohol in the office.
32:43Yeah, that that the only other time this happens.
32:46Loud Sean. Loud Sean.
32:49Loud Sean and Nikki Smokes put on the can't drink train.
32:54But it is game seven.
32:55It should be an unbelievable game.
32:57I think this is not jinxed.
32:59There's nothing I don't think you can win four in a row.
33:01I think Florida wins it.
33:03Valiant effort from Edmonton.
33:05I think McJesus gets the consmith or whatever they call it.
33:09The MVP, regardless.
33:11But this is all Florida night.
33:13I don't think it's particularly close.
33:14There's a hundred percent chance we will see you tomorrow
33:18for another championship rundown for now.
33:20No, no, no, I don't take criticism.
33:22Just no. Yeah.
33:24All right. I'll talk to you guys later.
33:26All right. See you guys.
33:38All right.
33:39All right.