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00:00Hoshi Aariya Hoshi Aariya
00:18Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya
00:22Once upon a time a mosquito told his father that for the first time he is flying
00:26I am going to a house, he said go
00:28When I came back from the house, my father asked me how I was.
00:32He said he liked it a lot.
00:34There were a lot of people there who were clapping for me.
00:37And I was running faster when I saw them clapping.
00:39So his father told him that they weren't clapping.
00:42They wanted to beat you up.
00:44So it happens a lot in life that the people around you
00:48who are clapping, they are clapping because
00:51they are not happy for you.
00:54In fact, they are clapping to beat you up.
00:56So who are the real people?
00:58The real people are those who criticize you.
01:02They criticize you. They insult you.
01:06Until you don't get insulted, you don't become a sword.
01:08So the people around you
01:11who are continuously clapping for your mistakes and right and wrong.
01:17And they say you are doing a great job.
01:19They are actually waiting for you to fall.
01:22They don't want to tell you about your mistakes.
01:24And they want to feel better.
01:25So it's better to listen to your critics carefully.
01:29Let's start today's show with this message.
01:31Let's take you to the hospital and see what's going on there.
01:35Hello, sir. How are you?
01:37Hello. But why are you so strict?
01:39Hello.
01:40No patient comes here.
01:43And it's such a big hospital. Where do you get the money from?
01:45Thank God, I have a patient.
01:47What?
01:48I'll get my hair done.
01:51Yes.
01:51We are doing a surgery.
01:53Okay.
01:53And we are doing a face transplant.
01:56What? Okay. Cosmetic surgery.
01:58Tell me. Is she a doctor?
02:00Who?
02:01This woman.
02:02Who? Me?
02:02Yes.
02:03No. She is not a patient. She cooks food.
02:06What do you do here?
02:07Me? I am a nurse here. Can't you see?
02:09You are wearing jewellery in the operation theatre.
02:14Actually, my fiancée gifted me this.
02:17And she also told me that if I don't remove this,
02:20she will kill me.
02:22She wants to do an operation on this day.
02:23The day she got it, she left.
02:26What kind of operation is she getting?
02:27She wants to do a transplant.
02:29What kind of transplant?
02:30Hair transplant.
02:31Liposuction.
02:33We have done liposuction.
02:33I see.
02:35Her finger is broken. We'll get a new one.
02:37We have so many patients here.
02:41Take a pair of scissors.
02:42We'll get good scissors.
02:44There is no patient today. What are you doing?
02:46Sir, even if someone comes, we'll send them back.
02:48Why?
02:49We are tensed.
02:50Why?
02:50We are very tensed.
02:51There is a mafia of this city who is blackmailing us.
02:54What do they say?
02:55They are threatening us to change our faces.
02:59They are telling us to do this.
03:00We don't have money.
03:01We'll get our faces cleaned and get them fired.
03:03There is a mafia don.
03:04I see.
03:05He called and said that he is coming here.
03:07If there is a police case,
03:09if there is a firing, a fight, a fight,
03:12then don't take him.
03:13Take him to the government hospital.
03:14But Mr. Haroon, it is the responsibility of a doctor
03:17to treat any patient.
03:20But the police should inform him immediately.
03:24And he shouldn't be treated here.
03:26He should be taken to the government hospital.
03:27But if his condition is serious,
03:29will you still recommend him?
03:30He will give first aid and then call the police.
03:33Okay.
03:33Sir, they threaten to kill us.
03:35They are scared of him too.
03:36They say, don't tell the police.
03:37Yes.
03:38He says, he will shoot us.
03:39I am the one who is more of a scoundrel.
03:40He will shoot us.
03:43Go back.
03:44Go back.
03:45Get out of here.
03:46What is this?
03:47What are you doing?
03:49Boss, come here.
03:50Anything else?
03:51No, sir.
03:54Boss, I am mentally prepared.
03:56Boss, one minute.
03:59Wait.
03:59Keep your foot here.
04:04Boss, come here.
04:05Wait a minute.
04:09Okay.
04:09He is here.
04:10You are taking care of the boss more than a father.
04:13Are you a doctor?
04:14Yes, I am a doctor.
04:15Take this off. You can strangle him with this too.
04:18Come on.
04:19Hey!
04:19Come here.
04:20Go!
04:21Are you a doctor?
04:23Yes, sir.
04:24Do you know me?
04:25No.
04:28Let's go somewhere else. He doesn't know you.
04:29No, sir. I know you.
04:31You called me.
04:32You know that the entire country's police is after me.
04:36Is Chingum after you or not?
04:39Hey!
04:40He is after me.
04:42Do you know?
04:42Yes, sir.
04:43The entire country's police is after me.
04:45Yes.
04:46I have heard that you do plastic surgery.
04:48Yes.
04:49I have brought my own plastic from Pandipundi for my surgery.
04:53Tell me, what is your name?
04:55My name is Rangu Down.
04:57Will you do my plastic surgery for my face?
04:59But we don't have so many things.
05:02I have a lot of cargo. I will give it to you.
05:04Sir, that plastic surgery is not done.
05:06These things come from outside.
05:08Do what I told you to do.
05:10Okay, doctor. Tell me.
05:11Yes.
05:11What can you do for my face?
05:14Mr. Arun, a botox can't change a person's face.
05:17Yes.
05:18But I have experience.
05:19What?
05:19I have made a fresh face.
05:21Okay.
05:21I have made a face early in the morning.
05:23My wife says that I have made a face.
05:25Okay.
05:26I can bring that to you, sir.
05:28Have you ever tried this before?
05:29No, I have had this experience before.
05:31You have made the first face.
05:32Yes, I have made the first face.
05:33It's nothing like that.
05:35Change me totally so that I can leave from here.
05:39No one can recognize me.
05:40Rangu, if you want to change anything about yourself..
05:42..then get your liposuction done first.
05:45Yes, do that too.
05:46And get your hair done too.
05:48Yes, do that too.
05:49And get your eyes laser done too.
05:51Do that too.
05:52Call the police.
05:53Do that too.
05:54What happened, sir?
05:57Why are you staring at me?
05:58I have to get the car worked on.
05:59Clutch brake. Yes, do that too.
06:00If you want to open the boss, put a neck on him too.
06:07I think we should hire a boss.
06:09Everything will be done with him.
06:11Sir, it's time for you to get your hair done.
06:16Rangu, get your legs long too.
06:19No, legs can't be too long.
06:22Why?
06:22It can't be more than an inch.
06:24Why?
06:25Because if you put a bigger piece than that..
06:28..then your entire weight comes on top of it.
06:30Yes.
06:32Shut up!
06:32Start your work.
06:34Okay, sir.
06:36Take the kids out of the operation theatre.
06:38Boss, if there's any danger, just fire one shot.
06:40No, sir.
06:41And keep one thing in mind.
06:43There will be no compromise on the security of the boss.
06:50Sir, leave the gun. Let him hold it.
06:52No, no, no.
06:53I won't leave the gun.
06:54You have to make him unconscious.
06:55Shut up!
06:57I won't be unconscious.
06:58I have faced a lot of dangers.
07:01The operation will be done without anesthesia.
07:04Okay, sir.
07:05Boss, don't worry. I am standing here.
07:07I have my eyes on you.
07:08So, you will protect him from here.
07:10Sir, I will fire as soon as there's any danger.
07:13Where has your hand gone?
07:14Where has it gone, sir?
07:16When he gets angry, one of his arms gets extended.
07:20If he goes further, his colour also changes.
07:23I don't understand what you are saying.
07:28There's another enemy over there.
07:30Oh, that's him.
07:31Hit him as much as you want. Then we won't be able to do anything.
07:34And yes, I remembered.
07:35We will take all the scrap from the boss with us.
07:38Sir, you have to lie down for the operation.
07:40Okay.
07:41Yes, please.
07:41Touch his face. He must be a little unconscious.
07:46No one will touch me.
07:48Sir, your face..
07:49There won't be any medicine for unconsciousness.
07:50Sir, your face will be visible.
07:52Today, the operation will be done in front of your eyes.
07:54Attender.
07:55Yes, sir.
07:56Hello, sir.
07:56Go, man.
07:57Three kilos of clarified butter, pan.
07:58Yes.
07:59Six flat breads and one and a half litre of cold drink.
08:01Boss will protect you.
08:05No.
08:06We won't have an empty stomach.
08:07At least we won't have breakfast in the morning.
08:08Whatever comes out of his stomach, I will..
08:10Go away.
08:12Whatever comes out of your stomach, I won't take it home.
08:17Are you calling a beggar or a patient or your son-in-law?
08:21Sir, we want to eat.
08:23Okay, you eat.
08:23You order.
08:24Sir, the payment..
08:26I will pay the payment. You call for whatever you want.
08:28Give me a mother's lentil.
08:30Okay, I will get father's flatbreads too.
08:32Sir, is the pressure okay?
08:33What pressure?
08:35Actually, Chabur is the one who beats up Lata.
08:40She has done cathropy all her life.
08:43Okay.
08:44Okay, take care of the operation tomorrow itself.
08:46Today, beat her up.
08:48What was your name?
08:50Rangu.
08:51Rangu.
08:52Rangu, hold this.
08:53Don't let it fall.
08:56This..
08:57Sir, do you have a purse?
08:58Yes, I have a pair of glasses.
08:59Give it to me.
09:01Do you have a purse?
09:02Sir, I don't have a purse.
09:04I have a pocket.
09:05I will cut it and give it to you.
09:07What are you doing?
09:08I am marking it.
09:09What are you marking?
09:09Sir, wherever I have to cut my face..
09:11Yes, yes.
09:12Okay.
09:13Sir, I want to watch the face-off film.
09:15That's fine, but I don't think he has any high-tech equipment.
09:20I don't think the patient has any high-tech equipment either.
09:23Sir, I don't think the patient has any high-tech equipment either.
09:25I don't think the patient has any high-tech equipment either.
09:27Mr. Rangu.
09:28Yes.
09:29Get unconscious.
09:29Hey!
09:30I won't get unconscious.
09:32Look, you love everyone more than you love yourself.
09:34I love my father more than I love myself.
09:36You love yourself more than you love yourself?
09:37Yes.
09:38I swear on him.
09:39Get unconscious.
09:40What are you saying?
09:46Sir, that's fine.
09:47I just don't understand that he loves his father more than he loves himself.
09:52Jidda will say that he is a bit crazy.
09:55Sir, I beg of you.
09:57I will not touch him.
09:58I will tie something to his face.
10:00Sir, you should understand the father's anxiety.
10:05He is watching the operation from the bench.
10:07He knows.
10:09He doesn't know if he can do it or not.
10:11And you see, he is so worried about his child.
10:15He is so small.
10:16Yes.
10:18Sister.
10:20His.
10:21Hold it once.
10:22Why just once?
10:23Sir, I want to rub it on his face.
10:25You will rub it with one hand.
10:26Sir, if the surface is rough, the other hand will stick to it.
10:30So you are going to stick a new one on his face?
10:32Yes.
10:33Sir, this is the problem.
10:34The old road doesn't break.
10:35You have to put a new one.
10:38Caesar. Caesar. Caesar.
10:40He has become numb.
10:41It's a matter of time.
10:42Why does a man become numb when he is alive and has emotions?
10:47I think when he is heartless.
10:50And when does he become heartless?
10:51When he has killed a lot of people.
10:54Or when his heart is broken.
10:55Or when his heart is broken.
10:56Sir, no.
10:57Who can break his heart?
10:58I mean, he is a goon now.
11:01Okay. Okay.
11:01He was a respectable man then.
11:0315-20 goons from the locality tied him to their feet
11:06and dragged him in the entire lane.
11:07As if they were dragging a dog.
11:14Boss then decided that I will take revenge from them.
11:17He went with the intention of taking revenge.
11:18He caught one man and beat him up so badly.
11:21He threw him out.
11:22One of them.
11:22One of them.
11:23Then?
11:24Then the remaining 19 came.
11:25The remaining 19 came?
11:26Yes.
11:27Then?
11:27Then he tied him to his feet and dragged him like a dog.
11:31Obviously, the remaining 19 didn't have any right on him.
11:36But boss didn't give up.
11:38Really?
11:38He nurtured this anger in his heart.
11:40Okay.
11:40And one day he got a chance to fire
11:43and killed those 20-20 goons.
11:45Wow.
11:45Oh.
11:47But there was a problem.
11:48What?
11:49The police came at the right time.
11:50Oh.
11:51Then?
11:52Then he tied him to his feet and dragged him like a dog.
11:55But the police shouldn't have done this.
11:57They should have arrested him.
11:58You are absolutely right, sir.
11:59That's why we filed a case against the police.
12:01Okay.
12:02And the court said that you have done wrong.
12:03They should have arrested him.
12:05Absolutely.
12:05Then the court sent him to jail.
12:07Yes, this was the plan.
12:08Then what happened?
12:09Then the jailer tied him to his feet and dragged him like a dog.
12:11Oh my God.
12:12Why did everyone tie him to their feet like a dog?
12:14And I knew that I won't spare the goons.
12:17Yes.
12:17I will buy my own rope.
12:20But he doesn't look like a dog.
12:22I will get revenge.
12:24I will get revenge.
12:26And boss told me that I will catch all the goons
12:28who drag me.
12:30But Rangu, I dragged you so many times.
12:33Your legs are too short.
12:36Oh, jailer.
12:38The one who can keep us in jail.
12:40Oh, you are too much.
12:40Sit.
12:41Sit on the chair.
12:44Have you been to Guantanamo?
12:46Yes, I have been to Guantanamo, sir.
12:50I understood everything.
12:51I understood everything.
12:52There they didn't tie me to their feet.
12:54No.
12:54They dragged me like a dog.
12:58Now I will tell them how I broke the jail.
13:03The bars of the jail, Haroon.
13:05Yes.
13:05They proved the walls of the jail for me.
13:08Oh.
13:09Boss escaped from the jail with a very good plan one day.
13:12And from there he..
13:13Hey, don't talk too much.
13:16Hurry up and tie the rope.
13:19My body is breaking.
13:20Pull me.
13:23Sir, you see.
13:24I will tell you the story again.
13:27Yes.
13:27You don't have so much time.
13:28Get down.
13:29The leaves are growing.
13:29I have so much hair.
13:30You don't have to give me anything.
13:33Rangu, your jail is very strict.
13:36You don't get any animal in it.
13:38Why is it strict?
13:40I am a little tired.
13:41Sir, hurry up.
13:43The food is getting cold.
13:44Hold this, son.
13:46Oh, I am dead.
13:50Tell me one more thing.
13:52He is changing my face.
13:53He is polishing my bed.
13:54Don't say it on my hand.
13:56Take it somewhere else.
13:57Okay.
13:58Thank you very much.
14:00You did this mischief.
14:02That's fine.
14:03But your spitting is worse than spitting on the sand.
14:06Actually, if you need water with the sand, then do it.
14:12Okay, I am getting late.
14:13Wash your hands.
14:14Wash my hands?
14:16Yes.
14:16Wash them properly.
14:18Don't wash your hands.
14:19No.
14:20Don't you sterilize them?
14:22I don't trust machines.
14:24Okay.
14:24The dust on my hands will be fun.
14:28Did you see? He washed his hands.
14:29Look, how he washed his hands.
14:31Sir, how long is this operation?
14:33It can take three days.
14:36Hello.
14:37Give me some tea.
14:38Hello.
14:39What?
14:40Why did you lock me up?
14:42Sir, this is how it is. Don't worry.
14:44Don't worry.
14:46I am using small tools.
14:50This is small.
14:51Is it small?
14:51Yes.
14:53Rangu, if the bone breaks, you will need a new mask.
14:56Show me.
14:56Why will the bone break?
14:57The bone will break.
15:00Sir, one minute.
15:01Be careful.
15:06Sir, you..
15:07What mischief is this?
15:09Don't worry.
15:10You will be fine after a while.
15:17Assistant.
15:18Yes, sir.
15:19Hold this.
15:30Oh, God!
15:31He is doing it like a professional.
15:33Look how he is suffering.
15:35It's not that bad.
15:36It's just a CTF.
15:38He is suffering but he is not saying anything.
15:41Actually, he has removed his face.
15:44Assistant.
15:45What do you want me to hold?
15:46Hold whatever you want.
15:48He is saying whatever he wants.
15:51Hey, don't do that.
15:53Hurry up.
15:54Hurry up.
15:55Go, sir.
15:55I am just doing it.
15:56What else do you want me to do?
15:58What else do you want me to do?
15:59Cotton. Cotton. Cotton.
16:01Sir.
16:02Go to the fridge.
16:03Hurry up and remove his face.
16:04Remove his face from the fridge.
16:05Sir.
16:08Oh, God!
16:11Oh, God!
16:12Hello.
16:13What happened?
16:14Wow!
16:15So professional.
16:17He is coming in the cooler.
16:18Okay.
16:19In the ice box.
16:32Oh, I am dead.
16:33Bring me a cold drink.
16:34Oh, God!
16:37Okay, bring me a cold drink.
16:38Bring some water. It's very cold.
16:41Oh, God!
16:41Oh, God! My throat is going to get sore.
16:43Bending. Bending. Bending.
16:45Cotton. Cotton.
16:46Sir, I will get it.
16:47Cotton. Come on.
16:49Pick up the cooler from here.
16:51Pick it up.
16:52Oh, God!
16:54Oh, God!
16:55Oh, God!
16:56He is very professional.
16:57Why did you put a napkin on boss's face?
17:02Why are you wearing glasses?
17:03I can't see anything.
17:05I could see that he was wearing black.
17:09Oh, God! Boss's face has become so white.
17:12What will you do now?
17:13I will get a hair transplant.
17:15Okay.
17:16Believe me.
17:16He won't be able to recognize me.
17:19I had given an order to the barber.
17:20He said that he will give it to me.
17:21Shabnam.
17:22Yes.
17:22Glue.
17:23Here, sir.
17:24What will you do with this glue?
17:25What is this glue?
17:27Doctor, boss will get ready in no time.
17:29Yes, he will.
17:30Are you going to take the glue?
17:31No, boss's enemies have come outside with a rope.
17:34Oh, God!
17:37Tell them that boss's wounds are still raw.
17:40Where will they go?
17:42No one will tie a rope on you from now on.
17:44Because your face will change.
17:46Oh.
17:46What do you say, doctor?
17:47Don't worry.
17:48There is no problem.
17:49Hold this.
17:50Doctor, I think we should give him a wet coat.
17:52He has to wipe his face.
17:54I feel like I am in Hotel Transylvania.
17:58Doctor, there is cleanliness in your hands.
18:00Oh, God!
18:00No, no.
18:02Oh, God!
18:05Oh, God!
18:08Oh, God!
18:08Your new life is going to start from today.
18:11I feel like I am sitting on an empty seat.
18:15Now lie down.
18:16Let's do your lapo.
18:17Let's get rid of your fat.
18:18Lapo?
18:18He will do your lapo.
18:20Come on, do your lapo.
18:21Give him a lapo.
18:22Yes.
18:23Lie down.
18:23Carefully. Carefully.
18:24By the way, this doctor is learning everything on the job.
18:28Now, no one should talk nonsense.
18:30Okay.
18:30Because I am going to get rid of his fat.
18:32Okay.
18:32Sister.
18:33Yes, sir.
18:34Okay.
18:34But how is he related to our nonsense conversation?
18:37Look, who is he trying to cut?
18:38He is still..
18:39Hello, my..
18:40Boss, he has already cut a little.
18:41Oh, God!
18:42Give it to me, Mr. Peer.
18:45Oh, God!
18:46Oh, God!
18:46Oh, God!
18:48Oh, God!
18:49He is a very intelligent doctor.
18:50He even cuts a red shalwar kameez.
18:53What are you doing?
18:54I am getting rid of his fat.
18:55Fat?
18:58Doctor.
19:00Doctor.
19:01Oh, God!
19:02Doctor.
19:04You are not getting rid of my fat.
19:05You are getting rid of my pleasure.
19:08Boss will be left with a clean flesh.
19:13Don't worry.
19:14I will get rid of his fat.
19:15That's great.
19:16You will get rid of your fat.
19:19What kind of a hospital is this?
19:20In five minutes, you get rid of your fat.
19:24In two minutes, you get rid of your fat.
19:26Sir, congratulations.
19:27It was a successful operation.
19:28Not now.
19:29Sister.
19:29Yes, sir.
19:30Give me the injection.
19:31Okay, Mr. Arun.
19:32Yes.
19:32I think boss had kept the fat on the side.
19:34That's why there is no blood.
19:37No, but I can clearly see the difference.
19:39Okay, what is this injection for?
19:41For instant relief.
19:43Okay.
19:43Wow!
19:44I have prepared it for you.
19:45Give it to him.
19:47He has four brain cells in him.
19:51Arun, what kind of an injection has four brain cells?
19:53Taste.
19:54Doctor.
19:55Doctor.
19:56Give me the dolly.
19:56You drive the car.
19:58He is putting it on his arm.
20:00Everyone puts it in the dolly.
20:01You have found a crazy doctor.
20:04It is useless, but this doctor is very useful.
20:07Please.
20:07Please.
20:08You can get up.
20:09You can get up.
20:10Get up, sir.
20:11Please.
20:11Look, doctor.
20:12That's it.
20:13Boss has changed completely.
20:16How?
20:16He has become thin.
20:18Yes.
20:18He won't be able to tie a rope.
20:21How did his legs become so long?
20:22The fat was here.
20:26The fat has disappeared.
20:27Where is my pistol?
20:28Oh!
20:29Why do you need a pistol now?
20:31No police in the world can catch you.
20:33Okay.
20:34Your face has changed.
20:35Wow!
20:35At least show us his new face.
20:38Boss, I have put it on my thumb.
20:39Now open it.
20:41Open it.
20:42Which spice have you used?
20:44Tell that to you.
20:45You go home and find out.
20:48I am going to open my thumb.
20:49Get your own plates.
20:53Wow!
20:54I am so excited.
20:54I don't know how it will turn out.
20:56Slowly.
20:57Be careful.
20:58Hold it.
20:59Doctor, my voice should not change.
21:02I am holding my voice.
21:03Oh!
21:04Sister.
21:05Yes, sir.
21:05Come here.
21:06Hold this.
21:06Take it.
21:07You have kept it ready.
21:09Take it, son.
21:09It will hurt a little.
21:10I am dead.
21:12I am dead.
21:15That's it.
21:17He is dead.
21:18Kill him.
21:19Kill him.
21:21Say hello.
21:22Hello.
21:23What?
21:23Oh!
21:24Applause.
21:25Applause.
21:26The operation was successful.
21:29The voice has also changed.
21:30Yes.
21:31Can you feel it?
21:32Wow!
21:33Slowly.
21:34This is a raw face.
21:36Wow!
21:39Oh my God!
21:43Open your eyes.
21:44Wow!
21:45Open your eyes.
21:46Hey!
21:47You are doing well.
21:49Do you want to see the mirror?
21:50Yes.
21:50Look at the mirror.
21:51I saw it.
21:52I am telling you.
21:53Sister.
21:53Yes, sir.
21:54Give it to him.
21:54Hold the mirror.
21:56What?
21:57Put it down.
21:58Okay.
21:59Wow!
22:00Yes.
22:03Your food is not good.
22:04Why did you make it like this?
22:06I would have given you money.
22:09Why did you make this face?
22:10Don't you have any shame?
22:14Good.
22:18What is this?
22:19He is so rude.
22:20Show him the back cut.
22:22He is a doctor.
22:24Greetings, doctor.
22:25Greetings, sir.
22:26I have heard that Rangu Don has come here.
22:28No, sir.
22:29What is Rangu Don doing here?
22:30Yes.
22:31Doctor, we don't recognize him by his face.
22:32Yes.
22:33But we do have his fingerprints.
22:35So you have never seen his face.
22:37No, I have never seen his face.
22:38But we can know from his fingerprint
22:40that where Rangu Don is.
22:41Sir, he is my patient.
22:42Yes, he has a stone in his kidney.
22:44Okay, okay.
22:45It is possible.
22:46But we have everyone's fingerprints.
22:48But sir, you are Rangu Don's patient.
22:51But sir, you have never seen Rangu Don.
22:54No, I have never seen him.
22:55Oh.
22:56Sir, I have seen Rangu Don.
22:57Yes.
22:58But he has everyone's fingerprints.
23:00He is bald, thin, fat.
23:03He has a stone in his kidney.
23:05He is telling us.
23:06He is telling us.
23:07Now we know.
23:08He can't be Rangu Don.
23:09Yes, yes.
23:09Yes, Pitu, he is our patient.
23:10No, I have seen him.
23:12He is so big.
23:12He is not Rangu Don.
23:13He is so big, sir.
23:14His nose is bald.
23:15Okay, okay.
23:16He has a small head.
23:17Yes, yes, okay.
23:18I have seen him.
23:18What are you doing here?
23:19Sir, I know where he is.
23:21Sir, sir, he is bald.
23:22He is sitting here.
23:23Sir, he is Rangu Don.
23:26What?
23:26He is Rangu Don.
23:29What?
23:29He is Rangu Don.
23:31He is Rangu Don.
23:32What do you think?
23:33He is not our patient.
23:34Sir, he is a cheater.
23:39Ladies and gentlemen, there is a small break.
23:40Don't go anywhere.
23:41We will meet after the break.
23:42Actually, there is a Lord Mafia.
23:44Lord Mafia.
23:45Yes.
23:46Mafia Lord.
23:47Actually, there is a..
23:48I will tell you.
23:50He is asking for forgiveness.
23:59Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
24:00We have a scientist with us during the break.
24:03He has brought his robot with him.
24:05Let's talk to him and find out what he is doing.
24:08Greetings.
24:09Greetings.
24:10Introduce yourself.
24:11I am a scientist.
24:13I have a PhD in Artificial Intelligence.
24:16What do you mean by that?
24:17Dropout, dropout.
24:19Sir, it's not dropout.
24:20One is a scholar and the other is an agent.
24:22Yes.
24:23When we were in Bilawar Thakur, he told us
24:27that an agent is greater than a scholar.
24:29I don't know what you are talking about.
24:31What is this?
24:32He is a scientist.
24:33He doesn't know anything about relationships.
24:35Listen to me.
24:36If you keep your hair up, you don't become a scientist.
24:39Absolutely.
24:39I have combed it properly.
24:41It is not up.
24:42I am talking about your hair.
24:43You are talking about an accident.
24:45You are in deep trouble.
24:47Sir, I read books.
24:48I don't have time to pay attention to these things.
24:51I have to comb my hair, wear clothes.
24:52My parents will ask me who wears this with jeans.
24:55Scientists do this.
24:56We don't have time for books.
24:57I mean, you never take a bath.
24:58If you are a scientist, why don't you take a bath?
25:01In fact, I am reading a very important book.
25:04Which one?
25:04How to deal with people.
25:07How to deal with people.
25:08This is right.
25:10I had read this before.
25:10How to deal with Shisham.
25:14What is this?
25:15Sir, this is a robot.
25:16I have prepared it as an experiment.
25:19Sir, this robot will cost you Rs. 10,000.
25:21There are very few people.
25:24Sir, I request you to use my expertise.
25:27What expertise?
25:28You pay people so much every month.
25:31I will make a prototype of all of you.
25:32Okay.
25:33Pay once and enjoy the rest of your life.
25:36I will give you such content.
25:37It is better than this.
25:38You have earned a lot.
25:40Think about it.
25:42But this is what doesn't let me move ahead.
25:44Okay.
25:45First of all, I have made a prototype of Arzoo.
25:47Okay, switch it on.
25:49Sir, the voice is activated.
25:50Arzoo, boot up.
25:55Wow!
25:57Give her some oil. She is stuck.
26:00Mr. Haroon, do you think she will do better than me?
26:03God willing.
26:03Keep it on.
26:05And Arzoo, the game is over.
26:08The game is over.
26:10The game is over.
26:12Okay, send her to my house.
26:13I will send her to your house.
26:16Do you know why my boss has given me bangles?
26:22Because he told me that Arzoo is actually married.
26:28So be patient.
26:30Wow!
26:31Wow!
26:32Wow!
26:32Okay.
26:33Okay, can this robot do puns and jokes like Arzoo?
26:38No, sir. It is much better than that.
26:40Show me.
26:41Wow!
26:41Can you do a pun on Mr. Agha?
26:45Yes, sir.
26:47Agha's mouth is so big.
26:50It is so big.
26:52It is like Agha's mouth.
26:56Give it to me.
26:57I think the robot has made this kind of conversation.
27:01No, sir.
27:02You have made a joke out of it.
27:05Do a pun on Mr. Salim.
27:07Mr. Salim's mouth is so big.
27:10It is so big.
27:12It is like Agha's mouth.
27:15Look at the delivery of the dialogue.
27:17Wow!
27:18The way you have made it, it is similar to mine.
27:22After a while, I am getting the command to laugh.
27:27Yes.
27:28Yes.
27:30Yes.
27:31What was that?
27:32Sir, she is learning to laugh.
27:33Will there be a time when she will start talking like us?
27:37Yes, not for long.
27:38You can make her sit for four to five shows.
27:40Really?
27:40She will talk 100% like us.
27:42You can make her talk for four days.
27:46Did you get a letter on your head for your birthday?
27:48No, sir.
27:50You don't know this.
27:52I have brought it because I will make changes in it
27:55and you will see the miracles.
27:57Really?
27:58Yes, sir.
27:59Shall I do it?
28:00Yes, do it.
28:03Hey!
28:05Look at this.
28:06I will change the setting a little.
28:08It will become Goga Pasroori.
28:11My name is Goga and I am smart.
28:14Wow!
28:16Wow!
28:17Wow!
28:18Wow!
28:19Wow!
28:20Sir, this is Malaika's report.
28:29What is she doing?
28:30She is trying to be a cameraman.
28:32You have fed the program perfectly.
28:34Thank you, sir.
28:35Brother, what will you take from this 10,000 rupees?
28:38Brother, it is not about giving.
28:40I have spent 20,000 dollars.
28:42It is not a dollar.
28:43You can count it in rupees.
28:44It is 60,00,000 rupees in rupees.
28:46I think 20,000 dollars is fine, Mr. Haroon.
28:50Then take it.
28:50Take it.
28:51Don't do it, for God's sake.
28:53Why have you made me sit here?
28:55Go.
28:56Abid's face is so beautiful.
28:58It is so beautiful.
29:00It is like Agha's face.
29:04Wow!
29:04Take a cut from this and give me 18,000 rupees.
29:09Whatever it is, Arzoo.
29:10She won't be able to play the dhol like you.
29:12Yes, play the dhol like me.
29:13And she can't even praise the chuthis like you.
29:23Wow!
29:24Dung! Dung! Chuk!
29:25Dung! Dung! Chuk!
29:26Dung! Dung! Chuk!
29:27Dung! Dung! Chuk!
29:28Dung! Dung! Chuk!
29:29Dung! Dung! Chuk!
29:32She is a gymnast, she can play it.
29:33You have to make her a gymnast.
29:35Why?
29:35Don't you want to?
29:37I am talking about the gymnast.
29:38She is so sweet.
29:38I wish she could be a gymnast.
29:39She can play it so well.
29:42She is the gymnast.
29:43She is the gymnast.
29:44Sir, I have heard a lot of her talks.
29:47I will make her Agha Majid and show you.
29:48Wow!
29:49Take it.
29:50No! She can never be Agha Majid.
29:53Yes, it's all the same.
29:55It was the same voice.
29:57Same.
29:57If it's just 60 lakhs, Agha will get the money in two months.
30:03But there can be a problem.
30:06What?
30:07Agha is short and his legs are short too.
30:11I'll give you $20,000 and I'll give you the money.
30:17Sir, I'll show you something interesting.
30:19I'll make a report of Charlie and show you.
30:21Mr. Arun, I'm here.
30:29Don't say that.
30:30No, you're right now too.
30:33Shall I make a report of Mr. Taleem?
30:34No, Prabha.
30:35Look at this.
30:38Gokha, God is doing a miracle.
30:41This is the same mouth.
30:42Gokha, God is doing a miracle.
30:47I'm working on the syncing of the lips but the voice is..
30:50The voice is the same.
30:52This is great.
30:53This is great.
30:55Do it here too. You're insulting us.
30:58Sir, if you allow me, I'll..
31:00Do it.
31:01Sir has allowed me to do it.
31:04Here.
31:05Haroon's mouth is so big
31:08It's so big that it looks like Dr. Shaukat's mouth.
31:15This is..
31:16Gokha, please change Haroon's mouth.
31:20He has 12 people in total.
31:22If there's one person worth $20,000
31:24then it becomes $250,000.
31:27$240,000.
31:28So, it's about $240,000.
31:32Hold on.
31:32I don't want 12, I want 9.
31:34Hold on. Why do you want 9?
31:36I want 11.
31:37Okay.
31:38Okay?
31:39And..
31:42When will Irza be ready?
31:43Irza..
31:44I'll make it 5.
31:46No, you're wasting money.
31:48The show will go on even if you don't make it.
31:52Look, I've done with Irza's avatar for $5,000.
31:56Yes, sir.
31:56Arzu's for $20,000.
31:58Okay, sir.
32:00Agha Majid's..
32:01Sir, Agha Majid's for $25,000.
32:04Done.
32:04Saleem.
32:05$300.
32:06Why?
32:07I'll sell it and give you a mask.
32:09How long will it take to make it and give it to the team?
32:11Sir, it's a long job. It'll take four to five days.
32:14Four to five days?
32:15Yes.
32:15Sir, we're stopping the recording for four to five days.
32:19Why?
32:19Why?
32:20We'll let you know after that.
32:21You'll get a message whenever you want to come.
32:23Sir..
32:25No, it's nothing. Forget it.
32:26Why do you want to talk to him?
32:27Okay, fine.
32:28It's time to take a break.
32:29Hold on.
32:29Arzu, sit down.
32:31Yes.
32:32He's sitting here. He'll make you a deal.
32:33How much is your deal?
32:35$45,000.
32:37$45,000?
32:37Yes.
32:38I'll give you $80,000.
32:40For what?
32:41Make Arun Rafiq.
32:45Viewers, there's a small break.
32:47Don't go anywhere. We'll meet after the break.
32:49He's a big shot, right?
32:51He's not a small shot either.
32:52Sir, he's being unfair.
32:53He's talking to Mr. Agha in his place.
32:56If you look at him closely, he can get a great role
32:59in a Hollywood movie.
33:01What role can he get in a Hollywood movie?
33:04Singers have put a lot of stuff on their necks.
33:08Beware! Beware!
33:12Beware! Beware!
33:14Welcome back, viewers.
33:15Yes, Irza.
33:16Let's go to the audience.
33:17Because I've come to know that
33:18we have a very talented audience today.
33:21I'm a blue-collar or a blue-collar.
33:23My body is blue-blue.
33:27Oh!
33:29Oh, my! Oh, my!
33:31Why are you doing this?
33:33Do it again.
33:34I'm a blue-collar or a blue-collar.
33:37It's all magic.
33:54You're saying that I'm a blue-collar or a blue-collar.
33:57He's blue.
33:58Okay, I've promised. It's done.
34:00Who is he?
34:01He's a red-collar. He's extra.
34:04Is he the reason?
34:05No, no. He's my teacher, Mr. Farid Lawar.
34:09His elder brother is Niku Lawar.
34:11Oh, I see.
34:12His elder brother is Niku.
34:14Is he Niku?
34:14Yes, sir. He's older than him.
34:17Yes.
34:18He's like him.
34:20He's his elder brother but he looks younger.
34:22Yes, sir.
34:23He's older than him.
34:25He's like him.
34:26Sir, he's being unfair.
34:27He's making Mr. Agha talk.
34:31If you look at him carefully,
34:32he can get a great role in a Hollywood movie.
34:35What role can he get in a Hollywood movie?
34:38Singers have put a camel on their necks.
34:43And all the lawyers are right.
34:45It's written outside that even Sasha has a black-collar.
34:49He can become a warrior who only makes strategies.
34:52He can do this and that.
34:54You must have seen Kung Fu Panda.
34:56Yes.
34:56In Kung Fu Panda, there's a sage.
34:59Master Shifu.
35:00Master Shifu.
35:00Master Shifu.
35:01Shifu.
35:02Doesn't he look like him?
35:02He looks like him.
35:03Yes.
35:04Why did you bring Zang Lohar with you?
35:06He's our teacher.
35:07Okay.
35:08He can perform as well.
35:10Tell me something.
35:12Why don't you go to fairs?
35:14Sir, I don't go to fairs.
35:17Why?
35:18Everyone calls me a fool.
35:19I don't show off.
35:21Mr. Haroon didn't show off like this in the struggle period.
35:24Mr. Haroon wasn't as famous as me.
35:28Do you sing?
35:30Yes, I sing.
35:31Sing something.
35:32Thank God.
35:36He's asking you to sing a song.
35:38I'll sing.
35:39The one with a broken heart
35:42can't sing to anyone.
35:45Why don't you sing, Chopkar?
35:48Thank you.
35:49You have to play the chimta as well.
35:51Who plays the chimta in the struggle period?
35:53Chimta is a very useful tool for me.
35:58Okay, sing a song.
35:59Mr. Haroon, I'm very unlucky.
36:01Why?
36:01I can't say that I'm your elder son-in-law all my life.
36:06Niku and Arjun are very lucky.
36:09Okay.
36:10They got their first Islamic gift of Rs. 1,000 from China.
36:16Someone told Niku to come to my house and perform.
36:19I'll give him Rs. 1 lakh.
36:20Okay.
36:21He said, I can't afford it.
36:25Niku and Arjun are old friends.
36:26Okay.
36:27They went to the Taj Khadr in the street.
36:28They didn't come. They left.
36:32I don't come to comedy shows for such things.
36:35Why?
36:35I don't remember the things that I do.
36:38He took the chimta and went straight to the ICU.
36:42Okay, tell me.
36:44Why don't you perform at a fair or a festival?
36:47Sir, fairs..
36:48They don't allow us to perform, sir.
36:49Why?
36:50They are also cowherds.
36:52They don't care.
36:54Nowadays, there are many fairs near Lahore.
36:56Go there.
36:57No, sir. I don't think I'll take you to a fair.
37:00I'll perform at a concert.
37:03Chimta must be very hot in the summer.
37:06So, don't your hands get burnt?
37:07Don't you know that their faces are hot?
37:10We perform at Mr. Haroon's iron factory.
37:13We wear these.
37:14Mr. Haroon is so cute.
37:16Okay.
37:18Sir, you should also go there.
37:21Who is he talking to?
37:23He is talking to his wife.
37:24I'll get it from him.
37:27He has lost his mind.
37:29Now he is going to sing.
37:30I'll get it from him.
37:32He has two wives.
37:34He can't get one wife.
37:36Okay, tell me something.
37:38Sir, don't you think that he is a bit crazy?
37:40Yes.
37:41He is running after his wife.
37:42He is wearing clothes and saying that his child is dead.
37:46Sir, he calls me at 3.30 in the night.
37:50Okay.
37:50He says that there is an emergency.
37:51I ask him what is the emergency.
37:52He says that he is having a cold.
37:55Don't do this.
37:57Okay, tell me something.
37:58He is getting married and he is having a cold.
38:00Why?
38:00It's a tradition to drink milk.
38:01He is having a cold because he drank milk.
38:03Have some shame.
38:04You are always with him.
38:07I am not able to talk.
38:13Mr. Haroon, I'll go to the fair.
38:15Look, I have two pots.
38:18Yes.
38:19I am making Katlamas.
38:20I have a glass of pomegranate for Rs. 10.
38:22Katlamas are so tasty.
38:25Haven't you seen a pot?
38:28I have seen a pot.
38:29I have never seen a pot.
38:30I have seen a pot.
38:33He is right.
38:33He is so drunk that he falls asleep with his teeth out.
38:37How much do you earn for a function?
38:39I have become a rich man.
38:42You are so good.
38:44You are a big hit in the show.
38:45No, no, no.
38:46He is a fraud.
38:47He is just trying to take his responsibility.
38:50He is trying to take his responsibility.
38:51How much do you earn?
38:52Do you have any idea?
38:54I have come for an online function.
38:56I will make you do it for Rs. 100,000.
38:57What?
38:58There is no online.
38:59You have only online.
39:01Do you want someone to play the drum with you?
39:04He doesn't eat outside.
39:05He has only Rs. 50.
39:06I will keep it for him.
39:08I have come for tea.
39:09I have come for a concert.
39:11I will give it to you later.
39:12You have to come for a concert.
39:16Since you have come, tell us something.
39:18Mr. Niku, please recite a poem for me.
39:25Recite a poem.
39:26No, no. I don't want to listen to a poem.
39:28I want to hear a good happening.
39:29Recite a poem.
39:32Recite a funny poem.
39:33A funny poem.
39:33A funny poem.
39:34A sad poem.
39:37He doesn't want to listen to it.
39:39He doesn't want to listen to it.
39:40He wants to sing a sad song.
39:42He has closed his lips.
39:45He is sitting on the floor and saying,
39:47I am going.
39:49Why does he sit on the floor?
39:51Why does he let him sit on the floor?
39:52Tell him to recite a happy song.
39:54A happy song.
39:56People, clothes, new clothes.
39:59Salim Albela has released a new song.
40:01It is a sad song.
40:02Recite it.
40:04No, you recite a sad song.
40:07Start with a sad song.
40:08Yes.
40:09Mr. Arun, once his fingers got pinched,
40:12he cried for an hour and a half.
40:15Recite a happy song.
40:18A sad song.
40:21A happy song.
40:22She is very happy.
40:24I have come to your shop.
40:28I have come in a suit.
40:33This is your maximum happiness.
40:37I think he has never experienced happiness.
40:39No.
40:40No one has heard of happiness.
40:41Only a happy song.
40:44Mr. N. Patil has heard it.
40:46Yes, yes. Recite a happy song.
40:48A happy song.
40:49A happy song.
40:50I have come to your shop.
40:55Yes.
40:58I have come to your shop.
41:02If you both sing, I will kill you.
41:06The problem is that the concert was very long.
41:10You have so many programs in off-season.
41:12How many songs have you sung in the last one month?
41:14The first one.
41:17Mr. Arun, we have seen his talent.
41:18The audience is waiting.
41:20Yes, yes. Please, please.
41:21Yes.
41:22Sir, my name is Mohammad Azim Sajid.
41:23And I want to recite a poem to you.
41:25Mr. Azim, you recite a poem.
41:27What do you do?
41:28I am an MPhil student.
41:29Okay. Very good.
41:30What is your subject?
41:31Public Relations and Advertising.
41:33Oh, wow.
41:34Yes, sir. Recite it.
41:35I am a student of fame.
41:37I don't care about my appearance.
41:39I am a student of fame.
41:41I don't care about my appearance.
41:42If I have a bad name, will I not have a name?
41:45You will not have a name.
41:45Oh, wow.
41:46Wow.
41:48I can't even say that may God fulfill your wish.
41:52Anyway, very good.
41:54Next.
41:55Greetings.
41:56Greetings.
41:57My name is Aiman Irshad.
41:58Yes.
41:59And I want to dedicate a poem to you.
42:01Wow.
42:02Yes, please.
42:04I agree that you don't talk with respect.
42:07Okay.
42:07I agree that you don't talk with respect.
42:10But you don't talk with the meaning of these words.
42:15These soft words and sweet talks are only for you.
42:19These soft words and sweet talks are only for you.
42:24I don't talk to everyone in this tone.
42:26Wow.
42:28Wow.
42:32Wow.
42:34Very good.
42:35Very good.
42:35Very good.
42:36Yes.
42:37Greetings. My name is Sabine.
42:39Greetings.
42:40I have a question.
42:41Yes.
42:41There are a lot of comedy lines in the last few shows.
42:46Yes.
42:47So, I have a question.
42:50Yes.
42:51Who gives you these lines?
42:52Mr. Arun and Mr. Agha, basically.
42:56Mr. Agha is my inspiration.
42:57Okay.
42:58Wow.
43:00Okay, one more question.
43:00You don't talk to me with respect.
43:03No, you are my inspiration.
43:04Believe me, you were sitting quietly.
43:06Everyone was looking so cute.
43:08What was your next question?
43:10The question is, usually when a person leaves this world
43:14after doing bad things, people still respect him
43:18and say that he is dead.
43:19Yes.
43:21Who gave you this name?
43:22Did you give it to yourself or..
43:24I have given this name so that people ask why I have given this name.
43:27This is a conversation starter, basically.
43:30Wow.
43:30Okay, so no one talks to you.
43:32Yes.
43:32Yes, exactly.
43:33What is it?
43:33Okay.
43:35How do you feel when someone calls you dead?
43:37Or when someone introduces you as dead?
43:39I feel as if someone is taking my name.
43:44It's time for music.
43:45We have Abeer Rehman with us.
43:48He has brought a beautiful song.
43:49Wow.
43:49Let's listen to it.
43:51Wow.
43:56Very good.
43:58Very good.
43:58You sang very well.
44:00I enjoyed it a lot.
44:01Thank you very much.
44:03Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
44:04We will meet you in the next show.
44:06Take care of yourselves.
44:08Goodbye.
44:08Take care of yourselves.
44:09Take care of yourselves.